Post by Joey The Pussy Slayer on Jun 26, 2012 0:42:36 GMT -5
Character Info
Real Name: Joseph Christopher Zaza
Ring Name/Alias: The Za
Nickname: He Of Epic Wangness, His Holy Wangness, Cocktimus Prime, Magnum P Nile, etc
Pic Base: John Morrison
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General Info
Gender: Alpha Male
Age: 26
Height: 6’4
Weight: 235
Hometown: Los Angeles, California
Alignment: Face
Manager: The Va
Manager Pic Base: AJ
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Move Information
Finisher(/s)
(1)Name: The ZDT
(1)Description: Front Flip DDT
(2)Name: The Zatherfucker
(2)Description: Five Star Frog Splash
Trademark Move #1: The Walk Of Shame
Description: The Za gets his opponents arm wrenched, and begins to walk the ropes, much in the fashion of the Undertaker, but instead of coming down with a clothesline, The Za jumps into the air and hits a 720 degree Tornado DDT
Trademark Move #2: The Kano
Description: The Za runs full speed towards his opponent, does a front flip, and nails them with his back to their chest and face, then lands on his feet. He will also do this to an opponent’s back, when they're in the corner, running towards him, and to the outside of the ring.
Trademark Move #3: The Wardrobe Malfunction
Description: The Za pulls down his opponents pants, bounces off of the ropes, and does an axe kick.
Trademark Move #4: The LAXXX
Description: Springboard Shining Wizard
Trademark Move # 4: The Two Finger Eye Poke Of Doom
Description: The Za does a springboard eye poke to his opponent.
Trademark Move #5: Blue Label Bomb
Description: Sitout lifting power bomb (Sky High)
Trademark Move #6: Dental Work
Description: Running Bruce Lee jumpkick to the face, done with a chair in hardcore matches.
Wrestling/Fighting Style: Martial Arts/High Flying/Technical
Favorite Moves:
Spinning clothesline
Northern Lights Suplex
Elbows, any way he can hit them.
Snap Suplex
Fisherman Suplex
Spear
Rebound Back Elbow after being thrown into the corner
Back Elbow to a running opponent
Swinging Neckbreaker
Guillotine choke
Dragon Sleeper
Running Knee
Spinning TaeKwonDo kick to a running opponent
Slap in the face
Picture Perfect Dropkick
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Entrance Info
Entrance Theme: “Kashmir” by Led Zeppelin
Detailed Entrance description: An air raid siren sounds through the arena. The lights go completely dark as clips from The Za's matches play and smoke begins to filter out of the entrance, blanketing the ramp. “THE ZA” appears on the screen, followed by the words “….And the crowd goes wild” just as “Kashmir" kicks in to full blast.
From beneath the smoke, like a phoenix rising from ashes, The Za slowly rises from underneath the arena, pointing to the crowd and posing for the camera’s, wearing his custom Affliction jacket, his eyes hidden behind a pair of silver aviators. The Va is on her knees in front of him, posing as well.
The Za walks through the smoke, pointing at loser fans in the crowd and making fun of them. He spots some random fan with a hot girlfriend, grabs the chick’s hand and kisses it, then hands her a business card on it with his phone number and a picture of his dick. The girl nearly faints, and The Za turns around and heads back towards the ring, laughing at the loser who’s girlfriend had an orgasm at the mere sight of The Za’s wang. The fans marvel at the size of the business card, which is larger than most of their stupid signs. The Va slaps The Za's ass as they walk towards the ring.
The Za rolls into the ring, stands in the center, and slowly removes his jacket as the women in the crowd go crazy. He lays the jacket down in front of him then puts his hand on his hips, doing his trademarked "Playboy Pose". He smirks, then throws the jacket to The Va. She finds the hottest chick in the crowd, wraps it around her neck, and then makes out with her.
The Za raises his hands in the air and spins around as fireworks go off behind him. He stops, taking his sunglasses off and throws them at some blind kid in the front row, nailing him in the face with them. The Za smirks, adjusts his dick, and prepares for the match.
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Background Info
Previous/Current Feds
Platinum Dynasty Wrestling
Past Titles Held
The PDW Intercontinental Title
Bio:
The Za is decadent, narcissistic, egomaniacal, womanizing, soulless, and probably the worst person in existence. He is spoiled, surrounded by “Yes Men", rich, and famous. He considers himself a liberal, but only involves himself in politics by watching Bill Maher every other week, which he believes makes him informed. He thinks poor people should have clean drinking water and more money, as long as he doesn't have to pay for it and it's not his money. He voted for Obama because he was black. Despite the president being extremely unpopular, he still supports Obama’s policies, whatever they are. He hates Mitt Romney, even though they belong to the same country club. He wants minorities to have rights, but not to live in his neighborhood. The Za is a rich, yuppy, fake, Hollywood-bred motherfucker who doesn’t deserve anything he has, and is hated by nearly everyone who has ever met him. All of these qualities, combined with his good looks and genetic gifts, have turned him in to the greatest heel the wrestling world has ever seen. You will hate him so much that you will end up liking him, because if The Za is anything, he's captivating, and charming. He gets away with saying the things and doing the deeds that any other man would be crucified for. You can either cheer him, or boo him, but whatever you do, you will watch.
In Ring Attire: The Za wears black pants with gold designs, black boots with gold kick pads, and black elbow pads and black wrist tape. His kick pads read “his” on the left, and “WANGNESS” on the right. He has long black hair, a black beard, and is in extremely good shape. He doesn't have any tattoos, but he's been thinking about getting one on his forearm, probably a prayer or something from the Bible or Koran or Torah or the Tao. He's spiritual, man.
Real Name: Joseph Christopher Zaza
Ring Name/Alias: The Za
Nickname: He Of Epic Wangness, His Holy Wangness, Cocktimus Prime, Magnum P Nile, etc
Pic Base: John Morrison
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General Info
Gender: Alpha Male
Age: 26
Height: 6’4
Weight: 235
Hometown: Los Angeles, California
Alignment: Face
Manager: The Va
Manager Pic Base: AJ
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Move Information
Finisher(/s)
(1)Name: The ZDT
(1)Description: Front Flip DDT
(2)Name: The Zatherfucker
(2)Description: Five Star Frog Splash
Trademark Move #1: The Walk Of Shame
Description: The Za gets his opponents arm wrenched, and begins to walk the ropes, much in the fashion of the Undertaker, but instead of coming down with a clothesline, The Za jumps into the air and hits a 720 degree Tornado DDT
Trademark Move #2: The Kano
Description: The Za runs full speed towards his opponent, does a front flip, and nails them with his back to their chest and face, then lands on his feet. He will also do this to an opponent’s back, when they're in the corner, running towards him, and to the outside of the ring.
Trademark Move #3: The Wardrobe Malfunction
Description: The Za pulls down his opponents pants, bounces off of the ropes, and does an axe kick.
Trademark Move #4: The LAXXX
Description: Springboard Shining Wizard
Trademark Move # 4: The Two Finger Eye Poke Of Doom
Description: The Za does a springboard eye poke to his opponent.
Trademark Move #5: Blue Label Bomb
Description: Sitout lifting power bomb (Sky High)
Trademark Move #6: Dental Work
Description: Running Bruce Lee jumpkick to the face, done with a chair in hardcore matches.
Wrestling/Fighting Style: Martial Arts/High Flying/Technical
Favorite Moves:
Spinning clothesline
Northern Lights Suplex
Elbows, any way he can hit them.
Snap Suplex
Fisherman Suplex
Spear
Rebound Back Elbow after being thrown into the corner
Back Elbow to a running opponent
Swinging Neckbreaker
Guillotine choke
Dragon Sleeper
Running Knee
Spinning TaeKwonDo kick to a running opponent
Slap in the face
Picture Perfect Dropkick
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Entrance Info
Entrance Theme: “Kashmir” by Led Zeppelin
Detailed Entrance description: An air raid siren sounds through the arena. The lights go completely dark as clips from The Za's matches play and smoke begins to filter out of the entrance, blanketing the ramp. “THE ZA” appears on the screen, followed by the words “….And the crowd goes wild” just as “Kashmir" kicks in to full blast.
From beneath the smoke, like a phoenix rising from ashes, The Za slowly rises from underneath the arena, pointing to the crowd and posing for the camera’s, wearing his custom Affliction jacket, his eyes hidden behind a pair of silver aviators. The Va is on her knees in front of him, posing as well.
The Za walks through the smoke, pointing at loser fans in the crowd and making fun of them. He spots some random fan with a hot girlfriend, grabs the chick’s hand and kisses it, then hands her a business card on it with his phone number and a picture of his dick. The girl nearly faints, and The Za turns around and heads back towards the ring, laughing at the loser who’s girlfriend had an orgasm at the mere sight of The Za’s wang. The fans marvel at the size of the business card, which is larger than most of their stupid signs. The Va slaps The Za's ass as they walk towards the ring.
The Za rolls into the ring, stands in the center, and slowly removes his jacket as the women in the crowd go crazy. He lays the jacket down in front of him then puts his hand on his hips, doing his trademarked "Playboy Pose". He smirks, then throws the jacket to The Va. She finds the hottest chick in the crowd, wraps it around her neck, and then makes out with her.
The Za raises his hands in the air and spins around as fireworks go off behind him. He stops, taking his sunglasses off and throws them at some blind kid in the front row, nailing him in the face with them. The Za smirks, adjusts his dick, and prepares for the match.
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Background Info
Previous/Current Feds
Platinum Dynasty Wrestling
Past Titles Held
The PDW Intercontinental Title
Bio:
The Za is decadent, narcissistic, egomaniacal, womanizing, soulless, and probably the worst person in existence. He is spoiled, surrounded by “Yes Men", rich, and famous. He considers himself a liberal, but only involves himself in politics by watching Bill Maher every other week, which he believes makes him informed. He thinks poor people should have clean drinking water and more money, as long as he doesn't have to pay for it and it's not his money. He voted for Obama because he was black. Despite the president being extremely unpopular, he still supports Obama’s policies, whatever they are. He hates Mitt Romney, even though they belong to the same country club. He wants minorities to have rights, but not to live in his neighborhood. The Za is a rich, yuppy, fake, Hollywood-bred motherfucker who doesn’t deserve anything he has, and is hated by nearly everyone who has ever met him. All of these qualities, combined with his good looks and genetic gifts, have turned him in to the greatest heel the wrestling world has ever seen. You will hate him so much that you will end up liking him, because if The Za is anything, he's captivating, and charming. He gets away with saying the things and doing the deeds that any other man would be crucified for. You can either cheer him, or boo him, but whatever you do, you will watch.
In Ring Attire: The Za wears black pants with gold designs, black boots with gold kick pads, and black elbow pads and black wrist tape. His kick pads read “his” on the left, and “WANGNESS” on the right. He has long black hair, a black beard, and is in extremely good shape. He doesn't have any tattoos, but he's been thinking about getting one on his forearm, probably a prayer or something from the Bible or Koran or Torah or the Tao. He's spiritual, man.