Post by Trollman on Jun 25, 2012 23:58:25 GMT -5
I'm wanting to RP as Trollman again since it's uber fun, but since most of you never saw these RPs before, you might get a bit confused when I continue where the story left off... So enjoy.
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YOU JUST LOST THE GAME!
Gunther Trollmen was an ordinary man. Until one day when he received an email from a Nigerian Prince, offering a business proposal at the cost of his credit card details.
The days turned weeks as the weeks turned to months and still no response from the Prince. It was on the 6th day of the 9th month (69) that Gunther was visited by a strange man, who handed him a portable USB device and said it held the powers of the World Wide Web.
That night, Gunter put the USB into his laptop and awoke 5 days later in the Apple Store, completely naked. Don't ask.
This is the story of one man. One man who has devoted his life to clean up the messy virtual streets of the internet. Day and night, there are millions of citizens that log on to their computers to have a good time, only to be ruined by the trolls.
This is the story of... TROLLMAN.
We open the story with our hero working his day job. A pop culture critic for the Trollsylvania Times. He sits at his desk, typing away at his keyboard. Let's take a look at what he's reviewing today.
Trollman:
"And those are the 284 sexual things I would do to Katy Perry. The end."
He hits save and leans back in his chair with his hands on the back of his head, looking like he's accomplished something here today. Out of nowhere, Trollman's boss, who everyone just simply calls, Bossman, approaches. His voice is very grouchy and he talks to fast for most people to comprehend.
Bossman:
Trollmen!
Trollman swivels in his hair.
Trollman:
Yes, sir?
Bossman:
I have your next assignment. I want you to take a picture and do a review of The Spiderman.
Trollman:
The Spiderman?
Bossman:
Yeah, you know, the street performer down town who lets his tarantula crawl all over him. I think he's a menace to society bringing a large arachnid out in public and think he needs to be squashed.
Trollman:
But I like The Spiderman. He entertains all those people each and every day.
Bossman:
If I cared what you think, I wouldn't have hired you. You work for me, you'll do as I say or you'll be back on the streets, blowing Big Bob to earn your living. Now get out there and get the full scoop on spidey!
Trollmen:
Yes, sir!
Trollman grabs his camera and speeds out of the building.
Meanwhile, at the Asylum of Annoying Assholes, we are introduced to the main antagonist. We are unsure who he is or what he looks like. He is sitting atop a large stone throne with a hooded cape on.
Da Bad Man:
I've brought you, my two best minions here today for one thing and one thing only. You are to set a trap to capture Trollman and then bring me his head.
The two minions are down on one knee and bowing to their master. One of them, a short bastard with black spiky hair. The other is tall and lanky and has straight darkish blondish hair and looks like a douchey emo fag.
Da Bad Man:
I am confident in you two. You both control the online video section of my world. Gay William Bonson and Lame Dawson, I trust that you two will deliver me what I want. Otherwise, I will eradicate you both! Hahahahahaha!
Trollman is now seen wandering the streets of Trollsylvania with his camera, trying to locate Spiderman. During his journey, he purchased an ice cream cone and is trying his best to not have someone bump into him and knock it to the floor. These streets are busy however and a snobby business man bumps Trollman, causing his icey treat to his the floor and splatter all over the filthy sidewalk.
Trollman:
FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU!!!
Before he could finish his raging, he spots something in the sky. It's the Troll symbol!
C=3
The internet is in trouble! Trollman rushes to the nearest alley and strips, revealing his superhero costume underneath his work clothes. The Troll phone then begins to ring.
Trollman:
You've got Trollman.
Commissioner Jordan:
Trollman! Thank God I reached you. Something terrible has happened! Gay William Bonston and Lame Dawson have done a collaboration video! Something that horrible must be stopped!
Trollman:
Oh... My... Google. I'm on my way to the closest computer. I will stop these two before anymore young minds become corrupted and think these two are actually funny instead of retarded.
Trollman whooshes away back to his apartment where he opens up his laptop.
Trollman:
Time to find this video. What to search for? Tranny Cheerleaders.. No! No time for pr0n, I need to find the other video. Maybe if I type in 'douchebags united'.
The only video to come up is the video he was looking for.
Trollman:
That was easy.
He clicks on the video and within the first second, he's filled with rage and wants to shoot himself in the head. But then, something happens! The monitor is quickly turned into a wormhole and it.. It sucks Trollman into the laptop!
Trollman:
Whoa! Holy McBalls!
Our hero is gone. He's now trapped somewhere in the online world. Will Da Bad Man get his wish for a dead Trollman? Or will Trollman somehow find a way out and stop the evil doers?
Find out next week on the next installment of....
THE ADVENTURES OF TROLLMAN!
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My debut match in this thing people like to call wrestling, huh? A tag team match with another new guy called Captain Commercial. What's more annoying? A troll or a commercial? I don't know.
I do know for a fact that we will take the WGWF by storm! We will win this week and then get a title shot and win the tag titles.
The current champions are a couple of losers anyway. Dante has the ego the size of my penis. Which is fucking gigantic. R.J. doesn't stop complaining. The menstrual cycle does that to bitches I hear.
Dante lost to a girl and R.J. lost to a Ryan. I beat up girls and fuck anyone who's named Ryan.
Or maybe the other way around, I don't know, it doesn't even matter.
These suckers are going to be troll'd this week and that's the bottom line, because The Trollman said so!
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YOU JUST LOST THE GAME!
Gunther Trollmen was an ordinary man. Until one day when he received an email from a Nigerian Prince, offering a business proposal at the cost of his credit card details.
The days turned weeks as the weeks turned to months and still no response from the Prince. It was on the 6th day of the 9th month (69) that Gunther was visited by a strange man, who handed him a portable USB device and said it held the powers of the World Wide Web.
That night, Gunter put the USB into his laptop and awoke 5 days later in the Apple Store, completely naked. Don't ask.
This is the story of one man. One man who has devoted his life to clean up the messy virtual streets of the internet. Day and night, there are millions of citizens that log on to their computers to have a good time, only to be ruined by the trolls.
This is the story of... TROLLMAN.
We open the story with our hero working his day job. A pop culture critic for the Trollsylvania Times. He sits at his desk, typing away at his keyboard. Let's take a look at what he's reviewing today.
Trollman:
"And those are the 284 sexual things I would do to Katy Perry. The end."
He hits save and leans back in his chair with his hands on the back of his head, looking like he's accomplished something here today. Out of nowhere, Trollman's boss, who everyone just simply calls, Bossman, approaches. His voice is very grouchy and he talks to fast for most people to comprehend.
Bossman:
Trollmen!
Trollman swivels in his hair.
Trollman:
Yes, sir?
Bossman:
I have your next assignment. I want you to take a picture and do a review of The Spiderman.
Trollman:
The Spiderman?
Bossman:
Yeah, you know, the street performer down town who lets his tarantula crawl all over him. I think he's a menace to society bringing a large arachnid out in public and think he needs to be squashed.
Trollman:
But I like The Spiderman. He entertains all those people each and every day.
Bossman:
If I cared what you think, I wouldn't have hired you. You work for me, you'll do as I say or you'll be back on the streets, blowing Big Bob to earn your living. Now get out there and get the full scoop on spidey!
Trollmen:
Yes, sir!
Trollman grabs his camera and speeds out of the building.
Meanwhile, at the Asylum of Annoying Assholes, we are introduced to the main antagonist. We are unsure who he is or what he looks like. He is sitting atop a large stone throne with a hooded cape on.
Da Bad Man:
I've brought you, my two best minions here today for one thing and one thing only. You are to set a trap to capture Trollman and then bring me his head.
The two minions are down on one knee and bowing to their master. One of them, a short bastard with black spiky hair. The other is tall and lanky and has straight darkish blondish hair and looks like a douchey emo fag.
Da Bad Man:
I am confident in you two. You both control the online video section of my world. Gay William Bonson and Lame Dawson, I trust that you two will deliver me what I want. Otherwise, I will eradicate you both! Hahahahahaha!
Trollman is now seen wandering the streets of Trollsylvania with his camera, trying to locate Spiderman. During his journey, he purchased an ice cream cone and is trying his best to not have someone bump into him and knock it to the floor. These streets are busy however and a snobby business man bumps Trollman, causing his icey treat to his the floor and splatter all over the filthy sidewalk.
Trollman:
FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU!!!
Before he could finish his raging, he spots something in the sky. It's the Troll symbol!
C=3
The internet is in trouble! Trollman rushes to the nearest alley and strips, revealing his superhero costume underneath his work clothes. The Troll phone then begins to ring.
Trollman:
You've got Trollman.
Commissioner Jordan:
Trollman! Thank God I reached you. Something terrible has happened! Gay William Bonston and Lame Dawson have done a collaboration video! Something that horrible must be stopped!
Trollman:
Oh... My... Google. I'm on my way to the closest computer. I will stop these two before anymore young minds become corrupted and think these two are actually funny instead of retarded.
Trollman whooshes away back to his apartment where he opens up his laptop.
Trollman:
Time to find this video. What to search for? Tranny Cheerleaders.. No! No time for pr0n, I need to find the other video. Maybe if I type in 'douchebags united'.
The only video to come up is the video he was looking for.
Trollman:
That was easy.
He clicks on the video and within the first second, he's filled with rage and wants to shoot himself in the head. But then, something happens! The monitor is quickly turned into a wormhole and it.. It sucks Trollman into the laptop!
Trollman:
Whoa! Holy McBalls!
Our hero is gone. He's now trapped somewhere in the online world. Will Da Bad Man get his wish for a dead Trollman? Or will Trollman somehow find a way out and stop the evil doers?
Find out next week on the next installment of....
THE ADVENTURES OF TROLLMAN!
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My debut match in this thing people like to call wrestling, huh? A tag team match with another new guy called Captain Commercial. What's more annoying? A troll or a commercial? I don't know.
I do know for a fact that we will take the WGWF by storm! We will win this week and then get a title shot and win the tag titles.
The current champions are a couple of losers anyway. Dante has the ego the size of my penis. Which is fucking gigantic. R.J. doesn't stop complaining. The menstrual cycle does that to bitches I hear.
Dante lost to a girl and R.J. lost to a Ryan. I beat up girls and fuck anyone who's named Ryan.
Or maybe the other way around, I don't know, it doesn't even matter.
These suckers are going to be troll'd this week and that's the bottom line, because The Trollman said so!