Post by Mattaki Fukushuu on Apr 9, 2012 9:20:57 GMT -5
OOC: The stuff I have no use for anymore.
Earlier in the week WGWF star Flavio Fresco's promo fell victim to technical difficulties forcing him to record a quick replacement that was as close to the original footage as possible to take it's place. Some of the footage from the original has since been recovered and Flavio has chosen to simply release it to the public.
One match down, one loss added to ya boys record but don’t worry its all gravy baby. Would I have rather not lost to a fat money grubbing fraud with bigger tits than Pamela Anderson? Of course but what can you do? To quote an MCMA instructor from Human Weapon, “If I were to step into the octagon with Randy Coutoure there’s a good chance he’ll kick my ass. However if he steps out into my world there’s an even better chance that I’ll kill him.” Oorah baby, oorah. You see what most of ya’ll motherfuckers fail to realize is the simple fact that I’m stepping into your world and playing by your rules to an extent. If I have to cheat to get the job done then so be it but a good portion of my training still has to be thrown out the window because it’s meant to neutralize my opponents permanently. Yeah, I’m pretty sure neither the WGWF front office nor the five-o would take kindly to me running around snapping peoples necks like Rambo. So what I put on display last week is really a bastardized version of what I’m truly capable of. I’ve still got a lot of fine tuning to do so that I make sure everything is hard hitting enough to keep people down for the three count but not hard hitting enough to keep them down for good. So brining out the best in my fighting style is a work in progress but like I said earlier it’s all good, last week on Brawl was the first wrestling match of my carrier. Not only that but I was also facing a man that was damn near double my weight so I was fighting an uphill battle as soon as the bell rang. Yeah I lost the battle but the war is far from over, the falvious one is still here, the flavious one is still standing, and the flavious one is still ready to jump right back in the ring this week against a far more manageable opponent.
That would be you Holiday and since I don’t need a crane to help me lift you, no matter how good you think you are this match is going to be far easier for me than my match last week. Then again you probably feel the same way about me since you spent last week getting verbally sodomized by Kyle Shane before he climbed in the ring and proved that you’re either a shitty chess player or a shitty wrestler, one of the two. Although maybe in reality you actually are the brilliant strategist you made yourself out to be and you let Kyle Shane wipe the floor with you last week so that the next time the two of you face off he’ll be overconfident and fall right into your trap! Yeah, I doubt it. You see Holiday anybody with an attention span longer than A.D.D. and a Netflix membership could have thrown together the halfassed chess references you made last week. “Searching For Bobby Fischer” much? Being able to say stuff like that and being able to back it up are two completely different things. When it came time for you to amaze us with your superior intelligence, boom, you got out smarted by Kyle Shane bro bro. Oh but he cheated, yeah well cheating happens in chess too dun. Ever hear of collusion, automaton hoaxes, violating the touch-move rule, rating manipulation, or using computer predicted moves? As long as it’s a contest involving humans you better believe somebody is going to find a way to cheat and as long those contests are judged by humans you better believe human error is going to allow them to cheat. So wrestling match, chess match, I don’t think you’re as smart as you make yourself out to be in either department.
[/color]One match down, one loss added to ya boys record but don’t worry its all gravy baby. Would I have rather not lost to a fat money grubbing fraud with bigger tits than Pamela Anderson? Of course but what can you do? To quote an MCMA instructor from Human Weapon, “If I were to step into the octagon with Randy Coutoure there’s a good chance he’ll kick my ass. However if he steps out into my world there’s an even better chance that I’ll kill him.” Oorah baby, oorah. You see what most of ya’ll motherfuckers fail to realize is the simple fact that I’m stepping into your world and playing by your rules to an extent. If I have to cheat to get the job done then so be it but a good portion of my training still has to be thrown out the window because it’s meant to neutralize my opponents permanently. Yeah, I’m pretty sure neither the WGWF front office nor the five-o would take kindly to me running around snapping peoples necks like Rambo. So what I put on display last week is really a bastardized version of what I’m truly capable of. I’ve still got a lot of fine tuning to do so that I make sure everything is hard hitting enough to keep people down for the three count but not hard hitting enough to keep them down for good. So brining out the best in my fighting style is a work in progress but like I said earlier it’s all good, last week on Brawl was the first wrestling match of my carrier. Not only that but I was also facing a man that was damn near double my weight so I was fighting an uphill battle as soon as the bell rang. Yeah I lost the battle but the war is far from over, the falvious one is still here, the flavious one is still standing, and the flavious one is still ready to jump right back in the ring this week against a far more manageable opponent.
That would be you Holiday and since I don’t need a crane to help me lift you, no matter how good you think you are this match is going to be far easier for me than my match last week. Then again you probably feel the same way about me since you spent last week getting verbally sodomized by Kyle Shane before he climbed in the ring and proved that you’re either a shitty chess player or a shitty wrestler, one of the two. Although maybe in reality you actually are the brilliant strategist you made yourself out to be and you let Kyle Shane wipe the floor with you last week so that the next time the two of you face off he’ll be overconfident and fall right into your trap! Yeah, I doubt it. You see Holiday anybody with an attention span longer than A.D.D. and a Netflix membership could have thrown together the halfassed chess references you made last week. “Searching For Bobby Fischer” much? Being able to say stuff like that and being able to back it up are two completely different things. When it came time for you to amaze us with your superior intelligence, boom, you got out smarted by Kyle Shane bro bro. Oh but he cheated, yeah well cheating happens in chess too dun. Ever hear of collusion, automaton hoaxes, violating the touch-move rule, rating manipulation, or using computer predicted moves? As long as it’s a contest involving humans you better believe somebody is going to find a way to cheat and as long those contests are judged by humans you better believe human error is going to allow them to cheat. So wrestling match, chess match, I don’t think you’re as smart as you make yourself out to be in either department.