Post by "The Fabulous One" Dan Fierce on Mar 25, 2012 17:00:06 GMT -5
A Fierce Promo:
“Are you enjoying that pedestal you put yourself on Kyle? Well, I’m here to tell you: Enjoy it while it lasts, sweetie. That pedestal you keep yourself on is about as stable as the San Andreas fault and I will be the one watching as you come crashing down. The problem is you want to cast yourself if this brilliant light, when you are absolutely no better than anyone else who you throw under the bus. You start off by quoting my recent past promo as I said one little disparaging remark about the belt. It’s the flat truth and you know it. This is the low belt on the totem pole in the WGWF. Hell, as long as we’re bringing up the past, let’s look at your past, shall we? In the “fed that walks behind the rows” you once won the Hart Title, the lowest belt on the totem pole at the time. Immediately after you won it, you vacated it, dropping it onto your opponent at the time, Nathan Saniti. That’s right. He told me about the way you “bring prestige” to the belts you win. And let’s not forget about their World Title. You may have defeated Dante Anglais to win it, but you LOST it to Barney Green. That really stuck in your craw a bit didn’t it? That’s the REAL reason you left the “other” place. That’s the “prestige” you bring to the title belts you win. You couldn’t hack losing the belt to someone you thought your inferior in every way, just like how you look at pretty much everyone. You couldn’t take the wakeup call you got once things weren’t sliding your way for a change. From my observations over there, that’s just the way you operate.
“I’m not stupid or vapid enough to sit here and deny I have problems with consistency. I am human and I have my own foibles to deal with, just like you. The difference is I at least admit my faults. You’re too much of a coward to breathe them aloud, just in case someone is listening. Would you like to know WHY people look at you as “just a joke from another company who was made by one man’s regime?” Because it’s the honest truth. In WGWF, you will find no favorites. People who would thrash you in an instant here, probably wouldn’t have been able to buy a win there. Here, I don’t HAVE to stretch for relevance, I simply have to put forth an effort. The same goes for you. You have the same opportunities, but that “prestige” you pride yourself on means exactly bupkiss here.
“Now, on to your homophobia, because you have it, just in a back-handed way, kiddo. I’ve watched your promos. You call your opponents fags, gay, queer, and even last week you CLOSED your promo by calling Seth a faggot. That sure doesn’t sound much like “Oh, I’m not a homophobe” to me. That sounds to me like the atypical straight white man bullshit that gets spouted by Joe Everybody here. Watch your first step off that bridge everyone else is jumping from, Kyle. It’s a doozy.
“As for my wanting to make friends, I see absolutely no fault in it. You should try it some time. Maybe you could even… dare I say… try being friends with a girl, maybe touch her knee, or even go so far as to have sex with something other than a Fleshlight and some lube. You are such a tired assed cookie cutter schmuck of a waste of man-flesh that you wouldn’t know originality if it walked up and kicked you square in the junk. Take your sorry ass to some place besides Wal-Mart to shop for clothes, and maybe, JUST MAYBE someone will endeavor to see you worthy of friendship. That and take your moronic ego down a peg or twelve, because believe me, honey… You have no right to be that cocky. Period.
“So let me sum it all up by seeing if you have what it takes to be a champion. Do you have Charisma? Yeah, maybe to the other geeky fanboys out there who have nothing better to do with their lives than play video games and sponge off of their parents their entire lives. Strike One. Do you have Uniqueness? Nope. I’ve already covered that. You’re as predictable as they come. Strike Two. Nerve? Oh, you have THAT in spades, but not enough to make up for what you lack everywhere else. How about Talent? Yeah. I can’t deny you have talent. That much is certain. Again, it’s nowhere near enough to make up for what you lack.
“As for me? I have the whole package, honey. I may not get to you as on time as Fed-Ex, but I do have it. I have the C.U.N.T., and you are nothing but a dick. Through all of your ins and outs, you’ll do nothing better than spout off at the mouth, and in the end, you’ll end up flaccid, ugly, and useless. That’s not just the truth, Kyle sweetie… That’s FUCKING FIERCE!”