Post by bubbajosh on Aug 27, 2007 17:55:38 GMT -5
The scene opens in a local honky-tonk bar. The cameras spot 'The Redneck Rassler' Bubba Josh. Bubba is there drinking a Bud Light and a shot.
Bartender: Hey Bubba, why you look so depressed?
Bubba: After climbing back up, even after two losses back to back, I have a shot to get back in efed main event status on Labor Day.
Bartender: Yeah I know when you face Chris Page in a non-title match but why are you so depressed?
Bubba: Well it has been three years since I even faced off against a World Champion, even in non-title action! And this just ain't any World Champion! This is Chronic Chris Page with a 12 win and 1 loss record! This is the leader of Genesis! This is co-owner Adam Baker's boy! He has a lot of people by his side! He has the Tag Team Champions Paul Frost and Dean James! He has Kash Money! And did I mention co-owner Adam Baker?
Bartender: So what? You're a brawler! You're a redneck! You fight for a living!
Bubba: You know what. You're right! Chronic, I may have respected him and looked up to him in the past but then Sentinel beating me up knocked some sense into me and I saw the light and formed an alliance with a true wrestler deserving some respect! Chronic? Interesting. We all know he is WGWF's residental pothead! Well everyone knows I am WGWF's residental beer drinker so this match will be marijuana versus alcohol! Interesting concept. Everyone knows that alcohol is more dangerous than marijuana and that makes me more dangerous than Page! I will kick his ass and propel myself into main event status and then who knows, I see a WGWF World Championship reign in my future!
Page, you say you are fucking unstoppable? Well I was naive like that once, way back when my win-loss record was impressive when I was a rookie somewhere else! You see, you and I are a lot alike! I went undefeated when I was a rookie and then won my first World Championship reign and turned on fans back then! Hell I even turned on my partner during that reign like you did to Jimmy Jnr! I even formed a group of thugs that were Genesis-like, I called them Wasted Youth though! Come to think of it, I was even alligned with the owner of that federation! But you see me now! I am welcomed by the fans even though right now I am a mid-carder! You kid remind me of the me I lived to regret and hate! Now I get to take it out on my past when I face you! Page I may not seem like a threat to you but that doesn't mean you intimidate me! Am I nervous? Hell yes! You are a 12 and 1 wrestler with a World Championship belt around your waist and you cheat to win! With odds like that, anyone would be nervous! I might not be in the league of the likes of Famine Of The Vile or Donovan Nicholas or even yourself but I once was and that is all that matters! I might not win this match but it won't be a walk in the park for you! Unstoppable? Page, NOBODY IS UNSTOPPABLE! Genesis means beginning, how ironic because this just might be the BEGINNING of the end for GENESIS! See you in the ring pothead!
Bartender: Hey Bubba, why you look so depressed?
Bubba: After climbing back up, even after two losses back to back, I have a shot to get back in efed main event status on Labor Day.
Bartender: Yeah I know when you face Chris Page in a non-title match but why are you so depressed?
Bubba: Well it has been three years since I even faced off against a World Champion, even in non-title action! And this just ain't any World Champion! This is Chronic Chris Page with a 12 win and 1 loss record! This is the leader of Genesis! This is co-owner Adam Baker's boy! He has a lot of people by his side! He has the Tag Team Champions Paul Frost and Dean James! He has Kash Money! And did I mention co-owner Adam Baker?
Bartender: So what? You're a brawler! You're a redneck! You fight for a living!
Bubba: You know what. You're right! Chronic, I may have respected him and looked up to him in the past but then Sentinel beating me up knocked some sense into me and I saw the light and formed an alliance with a true wrestler deserving some respect! Chronic? Interesting. We all know he is WGWF's residental pothead! Well everyone knows I am WGWF's residental beer drinker so this match will be marijuana versus alcohol! Interesting concept. Everyone knows that alcohol is more dangerous than marijuana and that makes me more dangerous than Page! I will kick his ass and propel myself into main event status and then who knows, I see a WGWF World Championship reign in my future!
Page, you say you are fucking unstoppable? Well I was naive like that once, way back when my win-loss record was impressive when I was a rookie somewhere else! You see, you and I are a lot alike! I went undefeated when I was a rookie and then won my first World Championship reign and turned on fans back then! Hell I even turned on my partner during that reign like you did to Jimmy Jnr! I even formed a group of thugs that were Genesis-like, I called them Wasted Youth though! Come to think of it, I was even alligned with the owner of that federation! But you see me now! I am welcomed by the fans even though right now I am a mid-carder! You kid remind me of the me I lived to regret and hate! Now I get to take it out on my past when I face you! Page I may not seem like a threat to you but that doesn't mean you intimidate me! Am I nervous? Hell yes! You are a 12 and 1 wrestler with a World Championship belt around your waist and you cheat to win! With odds like that, anyone would be nervous! I might not be in the league of the likes of Famine Of The Vile or Donovan Nicholas or even yourself but I once was and that is all that matters! I might not win this match but it won't be a walk in the park for you! Unstoppable? Page, NOBODY IS UNSTOPPABLE! Genesis means beginning, how ironic because this just might be the BEGINNING of the end for GENESIS! See you in the ring pothead!