Post by andrewking on Aug 30, 2007 23:02:10 GMT -5
The scene opens with Andrew King getting out of his limo. As he gets out and huge letters are seen above his head as he stares upward and the words read Corner Bakery Cafe.With a happy face and a hungry stomache he enters the cafe.A fan is blowing cold air as he enters. King continues to walk on by and the breeze fades. No one is seen in Corner Bakery.It's 5 a.m. most of the cooks are just arriving as king is just barely getting to the register to order his breakfast. He stands a bit sluggish. As the cashier walks from the back and walks to the register.
Cashier: Welcome to Corner Bakery my name's Shannen how can I help you?
Andrew King: ( still deciding)
Cashier: Is it for here or to go?
Andrew King: For here and can I get a Smoked bacon and Cheddar Panini and a side of oatmeal.
Cashier: What toppings? ( As she is tired from partying the night before and got way to drunk and stares at King like he's some kind of King)
Andrew King: Brown sugar and thats about it.
Cashier: Anything to drink Sir? ( yawns the employee)
Andrew King: Coffe a large coffe and can you add a shot of whiskey?
Cashier: We don't serve alcohol here.( as she begins to remember her crazy night were she was taking tequilla bombs)
Andrew King: Come on. Im just kidding. i'll settle for the coffee and a water cup.
Andrew King gets out his wallet as the cashier says.
Cashier: Thats $9.46
Andrew King: (continues to struggle with his wallet as he pulls it out after a few seconds of fighting with it and hands her a 10 dollar bill.)
Cashier: 54 cents is your change and have a nice day.
Andrew King: You to.( as he grins and kind of smirks at the hot cashier)
King sits down and waits for his food. He hears a loud vibration and reaches into his pocket and pulls out his blackberry and sees a text message from Steve.
(text message) Hey jackass. What the fuck are you doing?
(King's text) I'll call you back there's this hot waitress.
(Steve Text) You asshole. Hook me up with her.
The waitress puts the oat meal and the panini infront of a starving King.
Cashier/Waitress: Anything else?
Andrew King: No im good right now. But I can't say the same for you. are you hungry?
Cashier: (smirks at him)
Yeah. But I have no money.
Andrew King; Its on me.What do you want.
Cashier: Umm.Berry almond swiss.
Andrew King gets up and hands her a 20. She runs over and pays for the berry almond swiss. She comes back and thanks him for the food.
Cashier: Thank you so much.
Andrew King: no problem
She reaches into her pocket and begins to hand him the change.
Andrew King; You keep it. I don't need it.I was actually wondering if you wanted to come and eat with me?
Cashier: ( smiles)
Sure.
They both eat and they talk about the new. some sports and she asks him what he does.
Andrew King: Im in the fashion business. ( As king laughs)
Im just kidding im a wrestler.
Cashier: A wrestler? Like guy on guy in thongs.
Andrew king: it's changed a lot sense then and i dont wear a thong but maybe jason Black does.
Cashier: Who's Jason Black?
Andrew King: Nobody...Nobody at all.I was wondering after work if youd like to come to a movie or something?
Cashier; Sure. I get off at 3.
Andrew King: That sounds good with me see you around.
King walks out the bakery and looks back as she waves to him.His butler is waiting outside of the limo for him.
Butler: And who was that?
Andrew King: I don't know but she seems to like berries.
Butler looks confused as Andrew King Gets in his limo and the door slams shut and the limo drives off.
Andrew King: Hey charles what do you think of the girl at the register?
Butler: She's rather pretty.
Andrew King: I thought so to.Maybe it's time for change.
The limo stops after a couple of ours of driving and the doors reopen and his butler is waiting for him.King gets out and looks around.There's a huge gym out in the middle of nowhere. The parking lot is empty.
Butler: Do you need me to carry your bag?
Andrew king; No Charles. Don't want your back to go out.
Butler: Real funny. Laugh it up.
Andrew King: (is laughing histerically at charle's expense.)
Butler: Should I pick up your dry cleaning while you training?
Andrew King: Sure. I don't care what you do. As long as you show up here before 3. I'll even pay for your lapdance if you go to club Paradise.
Butler: I will not go to such a place.
Andrew King; Suit yourself. See you later.
The butler opens the limo door and gets in the driver's side and drives off. In a smooth motion.King is staring back as the sun is hitting his face and some what blinding him. He walks to the gym entrance and is greeted by a man in a weird baby blue work out suit.
Trainer: Hi are you King?
Andrew King: Yes.
Trainer: We have a workout scheduled.
Andrew King: I don't need your help.I'm waiting on a friend anyway.
Trainer: (walks off with a pist off face almost ready to say something to King but keeps it on the inside.)
King walks over to the bench press and gets in position for his normal rep of 300pds and 45 reps.But stops and begins to add more weight on. As Steve walks in.Yelling at the door man.
Steve: WHAT THE HELL. I'm here with King.
The guard eases up as king walks over.
Andrew King: Do we got a problem?
Guard: Is he with you?
Andrew King: Are you serious? Shut the fuck up. Of course he's with me.
Both men walk back over to the bench press.
Steve: What the hell man?
Andrew King: It's an exclusive gym. I've been training here for a few weeks sense i got here in the U.S.
Steve: I don't like the way the man handled me. Let's show them how we do it in Ireland!
Andrew King; We don't need you all hopped up on adrenaline trying to start a Donny Brook with the local guard at this gym.Not to menchen there goes my membership.
Steve: Come on man! Fuck this gym.
Andrew King: Calm down man. Its just a bunch of people being stupid. Let's just do what we came here to do.
Steve: Fine. But I'm not letting this go.
King gets under the bench press and starts to do reps of 390pds.
Andrew King: (breathes in and breathes out after every rep.Dripping sweat.As if he was in a pool and just came out of it.)
Steve: Almost there brother. Just a few more.
King sweating gets to 45 reps and is dripping sweat.like no other.
Andrew King: Put more weight on. I want mdk's back to feel like hes in a torture rack when i getem in a bear hug. I want him to feel my pain.
Steve: Your beginning to freak out again.
Andrew King: PUT MORE WEIGHT ON!!! NOOOOWWW!!
Steve:(Grabs for a few 25 pounders)
Your up to 450 do you want more?
Andrew King; MORE? I WANT More.
Steve grabs for more weight.
Steve: Are you sure?
Andrew King: PUT IT ON?
Steve puts on all the weight that isn't on the bench press.
Steve: Your up to 500 pounds. Do you want more? I could out myself on top of it?
Andrew King starts to do reps breathing heavily. His muscles flaring out making Popeye's look small.Sweat runs down his face. He yells out in pain as he continues to lift it over and over. Yelling as he feels the burn. His muscles still flaring out. He drops the weights.
Andrew King: How many was that?
Steve: You scare me. That was 25 reps of 500 pounds. That is not human. Your a beast. If mdk gets in that bear hug his backs going to be a jelly.
Andrew King: That's better. Ilike the sound of mdk's back just going out from my bear hug..
Steve: Do you want to work out anything else?
Andrew King: No. I came here to lift weights. Weights only.I want to be able to rip mdk apart and show the world that im not going to just sit down. Iwant everyone to know. That i can wrestle with the best.
Steve: Are you saying he's your first hit on your hitlist?
Andrew King: That's for me to decide. Maybe he is and maybe he isn't.But let's just say Jason Black is number 1. Let's get out of here. The stench of blood makes me angry.
Steve; Thats because its your own blood.
Andrew King looks down and see's that he is bleeding and thinks nothing of it as he and Steve continue to walk out of the training room and through the exit.
Steve: Doe's Charles always have to be on time? My god he's more of a machine then you are.
Andrew King; I honestly don't know how he doe's it.
Steve; To be honest at times it scares me.
Andrew King; You think about things to much.
Steve: Maybe i do. But still im watching him.
Andrew King; He's an old man. How much could he be hiding from us?
Steve: Don't know but i'll find out.
Andrew King; Shut up. he's here now.
The limo pulls up and the butler gets out and runs to open king's and Steve's doors.
Butler: How are we after that workout? And might i say King. You look bigger.
Steve: That's because he's a damn robot. ( Steve does a robot voice)
Andrew king: Shut up Steve. Don't you ever stop talking?
Steve mumbles in the background as King gets in the car and rolls down the limo windows and then the secret limo window.
Andrew king; Steve here thinks your some kind of secret agent or something Charles.
Butler: That's outrageous. I'm not a secret agent. I'm 49 years old and not to menchen im not as limber as i once was.
As the limo window goes back up and talking continues between Steve and King.
Andrew King: See Steve nothing to worry about.
Steve: Will see.Will see.
The butler announces over the limo phone where to drive themn both. King picks up.The phone and starts to talk to Charles.
Andrew King: Take Steve home he's had arough day.
Steve: That's bull shit. Im coming with you aren't i?
Andrew King; ok. Man. This Me, and Dupree you can't just be everywhere.
Steve: Come on. You know she has friends.
Andrew King; Maybe next time.
Steve: Fine. But I want a phone call afterwards about if she has any friends she'd hook me up with.
Andrew King; I'll see what i can do.
Steve: Thats all i ask.
Steve reaches over towards king.
Steve; That's my boy.
The butler announces over the limo phone to King that its Steve's stop. Because none of them realized where they were.
Andrew King:Steve you have to leave.
Steve: No Way! I'm not going.
Andrew King: Do i have to take you out of the car?
Steve: Fine!
Steve gets out of the car opening and closing the door with a loud thunderous slam.
Andrew King; Thanks man.
Steve mumbles somethin to himself.As he walks inside his house.
Andrew King: Now that he's gone.Can you take me to corner bakery?
Butler: Will be there in a few minutes.
The scene fades as King takes out the secret camera and turns it off. but before he does.
Andrew King: This ones for you Steve. (as king moons the camera)
Cashier: Welcome to Corner Bakery my name's Shannen how can I help you?
Andrew King: ( still deciding)
Cashier: Is it for here or to go?
Andrew King: For here and can I get a Smoked bacon and Cheddar Panini and a side of oatmeal.
Cashier: What toppings? ( As she is tired from partying the night before and got way to drunk and stares at King like he's some kind of King)
Andrew King: Brown sugar and thats about it.
Cashier: Anything to drink Sir? ( yawns the employee)
Andrew King: Coffe a large coffe and can you add a shot of whiskey?
Cashier: We don't serve alcohol here.( as she begins to remember her crazy night were she was taking tequilla bombs)
Andrew King: Come on. Im just kidding. i'll settle for the coffee and a water cup.
Andrew King gets out his wallet as the cashier says.
Cashier: Thats $9.46
Andrew King: (continues to struggle with his wallet as he pulls it out after a few seconds of fighting with it and hands her a 10 dollar bill.)
Cashier: 54 cents is your change and have a nice day.
Andrew King: You to.( as he grins and kind of smirks at the hot cashier)
King sits down and waits for his food. He hears a loud vibration and reaches into his pocket and pulls out his blackberry and sees a text message from Steve.
(text message) Hey jackass. What the fuck are you doing?
(King's text) I'll call you back there's this hot waitress.
(Steve Text) You asshole. Hook me up with her.
The waitress puts the oat meal and the panini infront of a starving King.
Cashier/Waitress: Anything else?
Andrew King: No im good right now. But I can't say the same for you. are you hungry?
Cashier: (smirks at him)
Yeah. But I have no money.
Andrew King; Its on me.What do you want.
Cashier: Umm.Berry almond swiss.
Andrew King gets up and hands her a 20. She runs over and pays for the berry almond swiss. She comes back and thanks him for the food.
Cashier: Thank you so much.
Andrew King: no problem
She reaches into her pocket and begins to hand him the change.
Andrew King; You keep it. I don't need it.I was actually wondering if you wanted to come and eat with me?
Cashier: ( smiles)
Sure.
They both eat and they talk about the new. some sports and she asks him what he does.
Andrew King: Im in the fashion business. ( As king laughs)
Im just kidding im a wrestler.
Cashier: A wrestler? Like guy on guy in thongs.
Andrew king: it's changed a lot sense then and i dont wear a thong but maybe jason Black does.
Cashier: Who's Jason Black?
Andrew King: Nobody...Nobody at all.I was wondering after work if youd like to come to a movie or something?
Cashier; Sure. I get off at 3.
Andrew King: That sounds good with me see you around.
King walks out the bakery and looks back as she waves to him.His butler is waiting outside of the limo for him.
Butler: And who was that?
Andrew King: I don't know but she seems to like berries.
Butler looks confused as Andrew King Gets in his limo and the door slams shut and the limo drives off.
Andrew King: Hey charles what do you think of the girl at the register?
Butler: She's rather pretty.
Andrew King: I thought so to.Maybe it's time for change.
The limo stops after a couple of ours of driving and the doors reopen and his butler is waiting for him.King gets out and looks around.There's a huge gym out in the middle of nowhere. The parking lot is empty.
Butler: Do you need me to carry your bag?
Andrew king; No Charles. Don't want your back to go out.
Butler: Real funny. Laugh it up.
Andrew King: (is laughing histerically at charle's expense.)
Butler: Should I pick up your dry cleaning while you training?
Andrew King: Sure. I don't care what you do. As long as you show up here before 3. I'll even pay for your lapdance if you go to club Paradise.
Butler: I will not go to such a place.
Andrew King; Suit yourself. See you later.
The butler opens the limo door and gets in the driver's side and drives off. In a smooth motion.King is staring back as the sun is hitting his face and some what blinding him. He walks to the gym entrance and is greeted by a man in a weird baby blue work out suit.
Trainer: Hi are you King?
Andrew King: Yes.
Trainer: We have a workout scheduled.
Andrew King: I don't need your help.I'm waiting on a friend anyway.
Trainer: (walks off with a pist off face almost ready to say something to King but keeps it on the inside.)
King walks over to the bench press and gets in position for his normal rep of 300pds and 45 reps.But stops and begins to add more weight on. As Steve walks in.Yelling at the door man.
Steve: WHAT THE HELL. I'm here with King.
The guard eases up as king walks over.
Andrew King: Do we got a problem?
Guard: Is he with you?
Andrew King: Are you serious? Shut the fuck up. Of course he's with me.
Both men walk back over to the bench press.
Steve: What the hell man?
Andrew King: It's an exclusive gym. I've been training here for a few weeks sense i got here in the U.S.
Steve: I don't like the way the man handled me. Let's show them how we do it in Ireland!
Andrew King; We don't need you all hopped up on adrenaline trying to start a Donny Brook with the local guard at this gym.Not to menchen there goes my membership.
Steve: Come on man! Fuck this gym.
Andrew King: Calm down man. Its just a bunch of people being stupid. Let's just do what we came here to do.
Steve: Fine. But I'm not letting this go.
King gets under the bench press and starts to do reps of 390pds.
Andrew King: (breathes in and breathes out after every rep.Dripping sweat.As if he was in a pool and just came out of it.)
Steve: Almost there brother. Just a few more.
King sweating gets to 45 reps and is dripping sweat.like no other.
Andrew King: Put more weight on. I want mdk's back to feel like hes in a torture rack when i getem in a bear hug. I want him to feel my pain.
Steve: Your beginning to freak out again.
Andrew King: PUT MORE WEIGHT ON!!! NOOOOWWW!!
Steve:(Grabs for a few 25 pounders)
Your up to 450 do you want more?
Andrew King; MORE? I WANT More.
Steve grabs for more weight.
Steve: Are you sure?
Andrew King: PUT IT ON?
Steve puts on all the weight that isn't on the bench press.
Steve: Your up to 500 pounds. Do you want more? I could out myself on top of it?
Andrew King starts to do reps breathing heavily. His muscles flaring out making Popeye's look small.Sweat runs down his face. He yells out in pain as he continues to lift it over and over. Yelling as he feels the burn. His muscles still flaring out. He drops the weights.
Andrew King: How many was that?
Steve: You scare me. That was 25 reps of 500 pounds. That is not human. Your a beast. If mdk gets in that bear hug his backs going to be a jelly.
Andrew King: That's better. Ilike the sound of mdk's back just going out from my bear hug..
Steve: Do you want to work out anything else?
Andrew King: No. I came here to lift weights. Weights only.I want to be able to rip mdk apart and show the world that im not going to just sit down. Iwant everyone to know. That i can wrestle with the best.
Steve: Are you saying he's your first hit on your hitlist?
Andrew King: That's for me to decide. Maybe he is and maybe he isn't.But let's just say Jason Black is number 1. Let's get out of here. The stench of blood makes me angry.
Steve; Thats because its your own blood.
Andrew King looks down and see's that he is bleeding and thinks nothing of it as he and Steve continue to walk out of the training room and through the exit.
Steve: Doe's Charles always have to be on time? My god he's more of a machine then you are.
Andrew King; I honestly don't know how he doe's it.
Steve; To be honest at times it scares me.
Andrew King; You think about things to much.
Steve: Maybe i do. But still im watching him.
Andrew King; He's an old man. How much could he be hiding from us?
Steve: Don't know but i'll find out.
Andrew King; Shut up. he's here now.
The limo pulls up and the butler gets out and runs to open king's and Steve's doors.
Butler: How are we after that workout? And might i say King. You look bigger.
Steve: That's because he's a damn robot. ( Steve does a robot voice)
Andrew king: Shut up Steve. Don't you ever stop talking?
Steve mumbles in the background as King gets in the car and rolls down the limo windows and then the secret limo window.
Andrew king; Steve here thinks your some kind of secret agent or something Charles.
Butler: That's outrageous. I'm not a secret agent. I'm 49 years old and not to menchen im not as limber as i once was.
As the limo window goes back up and talking continues between Steve and King.
Andrew King: See Steve nothing to worry about.
Steve: Will see.Will see.
The butler announces over the limo phone where to drive themn both. King picks up.The phone and starts to talk to Charles.
Andrew King: Take Steve home he's had arough day.
Steve: That's bull shit. Im coming with you aren't i?
Andrew King; ok. Man. This Me, and Dupree you can't just be everywhere.
Steve: Come on. You know she has friends.
Andrew King; Maybe next time.
Steve: Fine. But I want a phone call afterwards about if she has any friends she'd hook me up with.
Andrew King; I'll see what i can do.
Steve: Thats all i ask.
Steve reaches over towards king.
Steve; That's my boy.
The butler announces over the limo phone to King that its Steve's stop. Because none of them realized where they were.
Andrew King:Steve you have to leave.
Steve: No Way! I'm not going.
Andrew King: Do i have to take you out of the car?
Steve: Fine!
Steve gets out of the car opening and closing the door with a loud thunderous slam.
Andrew King; Thanks man.
Steve mumbles somethin to himself.As he walks inside his house.
Andrew King: Now that he's gone.Can you take me to corner bakery?
Butler: Will be there in a few minutes.
The scene fades as King takes out the secret camera and turns it off. but before he does.
Andrew King: This ones for you Steve. (as king moons the camera)