journey of two clowns part 2
Sept 7, 2024 13:28:26 GMT -5
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Post by pogotheclown on Sept 7, 2024 13:28:26 GMT -5
The Journey of two clowns: Part 2
Frank: “Welcome to Mac Pogo, can I take your order??”
The shot opens up at the Mac Pogo Clowns restaurant, where we see both astronauts Frank and Jim behind a counter in order to help their customers who are primarily clowns. There we see Frank taking the orders, while Jim is having a great time flipping some of the burgers who all have a smiling face look of a clown.
Clown kid: “Mommie? Is that what they call a human??”
Asks a rather shy five your old clown, tucked behind his mother who is rather bloated and is only focused upon the menu in front of her.
Clown kid: “Mommie!! He is looking weird towards me!!!!”
Clowns mother: Can it Pink!!!!
Frank is struggling not to laugh at the ridiculous name for the small clown, who frowns at him as he catches the astronaut laughing at him.
Pink the Clown: “Hey!! You aren’t allowed to laugh at us!!!!”
The scream causes a riff to go through the Mac Pogo restaurant, whereas the rather busy yet family friendly atmosphere has suddenly turned into a dead silent scenario of one shoot out between two cowboys. Frank notices that all the clowns have turned their expression towards him with a foul intend.
Frank: “Uh-oh… Jim??”
Frank whispers between his grinding teeth as he attempts to present a failed attempt to a warm and welcome smile towards every clown customer out there. Hoping that his friend somehow could rescue him from a certain devastating predicament. Only to notice through the corner of his eyes that Jim is in his element while listening to the “Lucky” rendition of the four clowns Frank mentally face palms himself as he remembers how Jim had attempted to convince him that this clowns version is much better than the Pharrell Williams one. Not even wanting to accept the fact that its too similar to the original.
Frank: “I am sorry if I caused you and obviously your lovely child any inconvenience, I….
Mother Clown: “Watch your language hpuman!! Are you using all these difficult words to make me look stupid!!!!”
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The singing of Jim causes the little clowpppppppn’s eyes to widen in utter shock.
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Pink the Clown: “Mommie!! He knowppppppps the words to THE SONG!!!”
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The scream causes the entire restaurant to focus on Jim, who is flipping the clown burgers as there’s no tomorrow.
Frank: “Uhm…, hello?”
But everyone completely ignores Frank, even the owner of the Mac Pogo has stormed out of his office after dropping his clown manicure. Everyone is in utter shock that a human being knows the lyrics of one of their most beloved songs ever being created by the most popular clown group ever.
Frank: “What the??”
Mother Clown: “It must be true!!!”
Pink the Clown: “What is Mommie???”
Another clown emerges from a seat, holding a picture of four clowns in his hands, staring with open eyes towards Jim who slowly notices that the entire restaurant including Frank is staring at him. He quickly flashes a smile towards the crowd while slowly moving towards Frank.
Jim: (whisper) “Why is everyone looking at me Frank??”
Frank: (whisper) “It’s because of that stupid song you were singing Jim.”
Jim is about to respond when they little clown throws a doll towards Frank, we can see steam coming out of the little clowns ears while the doll starts to cry out loud as milk shoots out of its eyes into the face of Frank.
Frank: “What the??? Damn you kid!!!”
The crowd of clowns gasp in shock, not believing that Frank would jump over the counter and attack the helpless little clown who hides behind his mother clown. Frank is irate while wiping the milk out of his face.
Frank: “Get out of my way lady!! I am going to treat that little bugger a lesson of respect!!!!”
Jim tries to prevent his friend from making a mistake, but he is too late to stop him as we suddenly hear a loud zapping sound as Frank drops down to the ground. A seconds later we see the same clown cop that had caused Frank and Jim to work at Mac Pogo as he looks over the collapsed body of Frank.
Clown Cop: “When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood”
Jim raises an eyebrow as he recognizes the lines from the French Prince of Bell-Air, instinctively jumps on top of the counter as he responds to the cop.
Jim:” I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air"
The Clown Cop’s eyes bulge out, sheer disbelief is oozing from his face as well as from all the other clowns as this human being knew something from their heritage. This causes them to talk amongst themselves, not taking their eyes from both Jim and Frank as they are pointing fingers towards Jim.
Clown: “He is a witch!!!!”
Clown 2:” We need to call the Human Busters!!!!”
Clown 3: “We should hang them!!!”
Jim recognizes the situation that he and Frank are in, sweat is starting to pour down the back of his neck as he starts to figure out an escape from the restaurant. He suddenly notices the clock, realizing that it is close to their coffee break as he jumps towards Frank and grabs him by the arm before turning his attention towards the stunned clown cop.
Jim: “It’s time for our coffee break sir and regulations tells me that you cannot handcuff us during coffee break!!”
Jim runs off while dragging Frank along with him, the shot turns towards the clowns cop who peers through his manual about human regulations and lets out a big curse
Clown Cop: “Doo doo, the human is correct!! Luckily I have my clock with me to keep an eye on the time.”
He produces a rather big old fashioned clock and starts to rewind it for fifteen minutes as he and the other clowns are watching it with patience for the alarm to go off in order for him to handcuff both humans.
Meanwhile outside we see Jim turn a corner after running a few blocks, starting to rub his forehead as in to wonder where they are at. He just starts to notice that every street corner looks exactly the same as we see a Mac Pogo at every street corner.
Jim: “Bugger!!! There’s no way we can escape these clowns!!!”
We see Frank slowly wake up as he looks around
Frank: “Jim? Where are we??”
Jim looks at his friend before looking around as everywhere he looks he sees clowns looking puzzled to see the two Mac Pogo employees.
Jim: “We are in hell Jim, we are in hell….”
To be continued.
On the road back to gold
We see Pogo and Stitches celebrate Stitches victory at the last show, the two are eating ice cream while eating at a terrace.
Pogo: “I knew you would beat Nova Jackson Stitches, it was only a matter of time.”
Stitches licks some chocolate of his ice cream cone before it would fall on top of his knee high pants before turning his attention towards his tiny friend.
Stitches: “Thank you Pogo, it was a shame though that you could not prevent Chris Page from picking up the victory over Ragnarok.”
Just the sheer mention of the name of Chris Page causes little Pogos blood to boil, he starts to wave his tiny arms as that nearly cause him to throw the ice cream inside his cone to land on top of a bald head of someone that is sitting behind him. But luckily he manages to contain his aggression from this to happen.
Pogo: “Well you know something Stitches?? Chris Page is ducking me, he knows he cannot beat me.”
Stitches scratchs his head.
Stitches: “If I remember correctly he did beat you in that Last Clown Standing Match Pogo.”
Pogo swallows a whole lot of chocolate in his mouth just as he hears stitches mention that when he wanted to take a small bite. This causes the cold chocolate and ice cream to drop into his tiny tummy. Causing him to freeze up inside for a few seconds.
Pogo: (high pitch voice) “Damn that’s cold!!!”
He grabs a glass of hot chocolate that he had ordered a few moments ago as he sips from the straw that was placed inside of it just for him.
Pogo: “To answer your question Stitches, yes he did get a victory. But only because that referee didn’t wanted me to drown and to this very day I cannot live with that loss. I want to make his life a living hell until his life becomes a HELL when I crush him between my two bare hands!!”
Stitches raises an eyebrow.
Stitches: “You never take your gloves off Pogo.”
Pogo: “That’s besides the point Stitches, because I am serious. You know very well that you need a special individual to get the job done and I am that individual. Just like we are that special tag team to get ourselves a number one contender spot for whomever the tag champs are!!!”
Stitches smiles as he nods his head and licks some more from his ice-cream, the two clowns remain silent until they have finished their ice-cream and start to drink their hot chocolate.
Pogo: “Stitches, I miss being the tag champions.”
This brigns a smile on the face of Stitches as he nods his head.
Stitches: “I do too Pogo.”
But this answer does not satisfy Pogo as he starts to shake his head.
Pogo: “No, I mean I really miss the fact that we did so much in such a short time. We were like skyrocketing the tag team division into heights never seen before, hell we even got me a custom made belt because the original one was just too big for my slim waist.”
Pogo pats his tummy, clearly believing that his belly is a sixpack instead before taking another sip from his hot chocolate with lots of whipped cream on top of it.
Pogo: “But to show the world that I am a professional, I am going to let my anger subside for a second as we have a team to discuss.”
Stitches nods his head as he continues to sip.
Pogo: “We are facing the McConnaigh Brothers”
Stitches places his glass on the table as he turns his attention towards the camera.
Stitches: “You have to apologize Pogo Finn and Owen, he likes to get excited once his sugar level raises above his tiny head. But you have to understand that his excitement works like an addiction, the addiction to realize that once we beat your asses that we going to be number one contenders for the tag titles once more.”
Pogo: “Top guys!!!”
Pogo screams as he nearly falls backwards due to his excitement and jumping up and down his chair, only for Stitches to stop him by grabbing hold of the chair while shaking his head.
Stitches: “I know what you must be thinking, we are clowns and we are easy targets. Well, that’s exactly what former tag champions S.E.X. thought, those guys who have been missing since we embarrassed them. Since we took hom the gold, since we are the very best that has ever graced the squared circle in WGWF baby!!”
Pogo: “Whooo baby!!!!”
Stitches takes a deep breath as he doesn’t pay too much attention to Pogo who has jumped upon the table and starts to run circles as the sugar rush has gotten him to get over excited.
Stitches: “We are former tag team champions, yeah that’s right. Let that sink in, FORMER tag team champions and we are bound for once again challenge whomever the tag team champions are after the former champs face the current one. And don’t think we aren’t going to be watching them very closely after we take care of you two.”
Pogo: “It takes twooo baby!! It takes twooooo baby!! Just me and you!!”
Pogo has stopped in front of Stitches as he has his tiny hand raised in the air for a high five, Stitches looks at him and hesitantly accepts he gesture as Pogo pulls his hand away just before Stitches can touch his.
Pogo: “Fooled you!!! I won!! Woohoo!!!”
Stitches looks at him for a few moments as he looks towards the camera with a sly smile on his face.
Stitches: “Err….”
Pogo grabs hold of the camera as we see chocolate all over his mouth while his eyes are open wide.
Pogo: “For way too long have I been watching from a far!! Seeing how tag team besmirch what we created!! And all of you can say whatever you want!! But we are the ones that took the entire legacy of all those who came before us and defended that honour with pride!!! And oh yeah, I may have gotten a few quick bucks due to my fans only fans page, but those who are loyal to me are the most important thing to my life!! That with our quest of the championship glory!!!”
He wipes his mouth clean, stares at the chocolate on his glove before turning his attention back to the camera.
Pogo: “You see that? That is what I think of you, that is what I think of the two brothers that me and Stitches need to combat. You think that just because you are blood that you have the edge over us???”
He looks at Stitches and smiles
Pogo: “Stitches and me are beyond that, we are clowns!! We are one mind that thinks alike!!!”
Stitches scratches his head as he can be seen whispering something in the ear of Pogo.
Pogo: “That’s what I meant!! We share one brain and that is his!!!”
He points at Stitches who smiles
Pogo: “He does the thinking, while just like the Hulk I will do the smashing!! I got the thick head, I got the mega punch, I got the smallest package that nobody can escape from!! And that Finn and Owen, that is what you are going to expect from me and The Sherlock Holmes of all clowns!! We are the perfect challenge, we are the Alpha and the Omega!! The Ying and Yang!! I am ribbed for her….”
Stitches puts his hand across the mouth of Pogo as he realizes that he was about to quote a saying for condoms and that this is something that cannot be said when small children are watching.
Stitches: “What Pogo means to say that we are friends to boys and girls… right Pogo???”
Pogo: “Whatever, all I want to say is that you better start saying your prayers and pack your bags. Because we intend to take the tag team division by storm and what better than to crush two brothers named Finn and Owen.”
Pogo shows a mean face while mentioning the two names as if they are curse words as stitches pats him on the shoulder.
Stitches: “There Pogo, why don’t you get yourself some water while I finish this.”
Pogo nods his head as he hops off and runs to the back to order some water as Stitches turns his attention towards the camera.
Stitches: “You guys better get ready, you guys better take us seriously. Because we once had that taste of success and quite honestly?? We need the success to pay our bills and you better start to cash up guys…. Because me and Pogo will go and collect a large sum of money!!!”
With that he gets up and walks after Pogo as the shot fades.