Post by pogotheclown on Jun 15, 2024 15:06:59 GMT -5
It’s a clown’s life
The shot opens up as we stare through the dusty windscreen of the pink Cadillac that is being driven by Stitches as Pogo is messaging with Jenny Myst. Stitches slowly halts the car as they approach a red light, this causes Pogo to drop forward and hits is head on the dashboard in front of him.
Pogo: OUCH!! Couldn’t you have warned me that you were going to hit the breaks??
Says Pogo as he pushes his forehead from the dashboard and rubs it with his small hand while staring at his friend, Stitches rolls his eyes and shakes his head before he grabs the Motorola Flip out of Pogo’s hands as he puts it inside his pocket.
Pogo: HEY!! I was texting with Miss Jenny!!!
Stitches notices the green light as he turns his attention to Pogo.
Stitches: Pogo?? I am going to hit the gas pedal, so why don’t you put on your seatbelt??
Stitches presses his foot down on the gas pedal, causing Pogo to nearly sink into the large seat as if he is being pulled into it by 5 times G force due to the powerful engine inside the car. We see his mouth widen as he is reaching over towards the seatbelt that he had forgotten and gently manages to push the end of it inside the spot before we hear a click.
*Click*
Stitches decreases the speed as he lifts his big shoe from the gas pedal, smiling as he did it on purpose to teach his smaller friend a lesson in safety while driving the car.
Stitches: Here you go Pogo, I believe Jenny asked how your head was doing.
He casually hands him back the old fashioned Motorola as this brings Pogo a puzzled look on his face.
Pogo: How did she know?? I had not told her…
Stitches smirks as he points to the camera in front of the rear view mirror, there we notice a little camera with a red light blinking as it is transmitting a live feed to all of Pogo’s adoring fans…. Well in reality it is just Jenny Myst, who has subscribed to his Fan Only Fans page since it had gone online. This causes Pogo to start to wave his tiny hands towards the camera before he starts to type towards her as he speaks up out loud what he is typing.
Pogo: I am doing fine Miss Jenny, I have always had a hard heat… Dang!! I mean head.
He waits to the answer from Miss Jenny while having a frustrated frown on his forehead due to the mistake he made while typing. This only turns into a smile as he receives a rather sweet message from Jenny before noticing an envelope from someone else as he has received another message.
Pogo: Huh?? I got another message, who in the hell??
He looks at the message, the phone number is unknown as he reads out loud.
Unknown number: Hey shorty, I am going to drown you the next time I see you. Chris Page.
Pogo looks up, then he looks around as if to see whether someone is watching him.
Stitches: Something wrong Pogo???
Pogo looks shocked towards his friend, unable to speak as his tiny teeth are chattering from fear, he then grabs the bag that is in front of him and pulls out his floaters as well his flippers and a diving goggles along with a tiny snorkel
Stitches: What are you doing Pogo?? We are nowhere near a swimming pool
Says Stitches, who is having problems not trying to laugh at the ridiculous sight of Pogo while wearing his diving equipment.
Pogo: MMMHHHMMMMM MMMMHHHHMMMM
Stitches: What???
Stitches reaches over as he grabs the snorkel and pulls it out of his tiny friends mouth, who starts to cough out loud before inhaling some of the oxygen into his lungs.
Pogo: Who put that damn soap inside the snorkel???
Pogo receives a bling on his Motorola as he checks upon the message from his phone as he starts to read Jenny Myst’s message out loud
Pogo: Watch your language Pogo!!!!
Pogo face palms himself after reading the message, completely forgotten that Jenny Myst could follow their conversation as he looks up with an apologetic look on his face.
Pogo: I am sorry Miss Jenny!!!!!
He then turns his attention towards Stitches, trying to remember what his answer was to his question as a lightbulb emerges above his head.
Pogo: I just had a message from Mr. Page Stitches, he threatened to drown me the next time he saw me. So I figured I would outsmart the man and put on my swimming and diving equipment.
Stitches spits out some water that he had drank from a small bottle of water between them into the wind screen in front of them. He clearly had not expected that answer from his tiny friend before turning to the side of the road as he grabs a rather large napkin and starts to clean the inside of the windscreen.
Stitches: Come on Pogo, you cannot honestly believe that Mr. Page really wants to drown you??
Pogo scratches the top of his head while overthinking how to respond to his friends question.
Pogo: I dunno Stitches, he has been mean to me ever since we signed up to the WGWF. Hell, he is being part of that team of Devlin Knight at War Games. That guy stated that he hates clowns, hell even Cholo told the world that he hates us.
Pogo looks sad towards his friend who just finished cleaning the windscreen, Stitches turns towards him and notices the sad look on his face.
Stitches: Not everyone hates clowns Pogo, it’s just those who do not understand how much joy we bring to them.
Pogo: Even the Cassette Collective hated our guts, I still have nightmares from that spanking I received.
Stitches feels bad, gently reaches over and starts to rub the top of Pogo’s head as Pogo receives a text message from Jenny.
Pogo: Don’t worry Pogo, I promise to kick the mean men’s a####
Pogo looks confused as he receives another text message.
Pogo: Sorry Pogo, but I cannot have you utter another bad word until you win a singles title.
Pogo smiles as he waves once more towards the camera and gives it a wink as the answer brought a smile upon his face.
Pogo: You are right Stitches, we should put on a fight against those who do not understand us. We should teach them a lesson that a clown is the kindest soul in the entire world… Plus that we are great swimmers!!!
He lifts his fist towards the camera and shakes it as an answer to Chris Page’s text message as he ultimately receives a message from Jenny Myst.
Pogo: You tell him big boy!!!!!
Pogo smiles as the two clowns continue their travel to the next city where they will be in a tag team match with the world champion Cholo and the number one contender CJ Phoenix.
At the hotel
We see Pogo arrive in the cheapest of cheap hotels, admiring the view of one king sized bed and a baby bed that is placed inside one of the drawers of the nightstands beside the bed. He smiles as he looks over and sees a little light in the shape of a duck as that causes him to jump up in excitement.
Pogo: OH GOODIE!! They have kept their promise of bringing a night lamp!! I just cannot sleep in the dark!!!
He keeps on jumping around in joy as we see Stitches walk into view with a lot of suitcases and one tiny suitcase that reads Pogo. He watches and smiles as he sees Pogo get all excited before dropping all of the suitcases on the bed.
Stitches: Okay Pogo, it is time for you to shower as you smell like 1999, just don’t forget your soap alright??
We see Pogo run off with the small suitcase that he had grabbed from the bed and runs off to the bathroom, Stitches hears him turn on the water as he turns his attention towards the camera beside him.
Stitches: So we meet again Cholo, the man that has caused Pogo and me to have some bad nights of sleep since the last Brawl. You reflect exactly that what is wrong with the world today, people are all so judgmental and don’t want to like those who are different!! And why? Because you have some bad memories after watching the movie IT?? PFFF trust me, no cannibal clown would ever dare to take a bite from a fuzzball like you. I mean seriously, ever heard of flossing your teeth?? Of course not, you smell and you look like you were stuck in the seventies for crying out loud. That hair of yours is a dangerous weapon, it caused me to look into darkness at the last Brawl because you block all the lights from above. That caused me to lose as I could not measure the distance for me to drop you hard with my Super Clown’s punch.
He huffs as he crosses his arms across his chest and stares intently into the camera.
Stitches: But you know what?? I am a clown of my word and I do not seek excuses, so congratulations on your tainted win. Yeah that’s right, you cheated as you had the entire crowd work against us. US!! The most lovable entities for the little boys and girls, but noooooo. Cholo needs to have all the attention upon him, well no more!! This coming Monday it will be ME and Pogo and all clowns surrounding the ring against YOU and your pathetic friend.
He hears some splashing coming from the bathroom as Pogo starts to sing some song from Disney
Stitches: Yeah that’s right, we will scare the living shit out of you and Phoenix. We got our friends the clowns surrounding the ring, we got them playing tricks and entertain the crowd so that they cannot cheer on for some knucklehead from Texas and his friend.
He smirks as he waves a finger from his left hand that he has raised slightly above his crossed arms.
Stitches: Plus I got my little amigo in Pogo being at my side, in our domain as a tag team. THE tag team that beat S.E.X…. yeah, remember them?? Because I sure don’t. Hell, they haven’t been seen anywhere in this or any other dimension since we kicked them into that black hole. And that my amigo, is something that is about to happen to you and your friend as well
Pogo: You tell them Stitches!!!
Comes out of the bathroom as Stitches smirks
Stitches: I have not forgotten about you CJ, the bird that rises from the ashes of the phoenix or something stupid. You had to stick your nose into OUR business huh?? Why? Because you want to play checkers with Cholo?? Want to share bedtime stories?? Well that’s not our business!! We wanted to teach Cholo that we are nice clowns!! That we are nothing like that stupid dream, but noooooo you two had to shove your pitiful judgmental ideas in our faces and tell us that we are bad!!! US?
He smiles lovingly before grabbing the camera as he shoves his face into it, showing his bloodshed eyes.
Stitches: WE ARE F***ING CLOWNS!!!
We suddenly see Pogo walk into the room, wearing nothing but a small towel around his waist as a rubber ducky is on top of his hair.
Pogo: What Stitches is trying to say is that we are through being the sole reason of all of you people’s frustrations. You have issues at home?? You want to buy that new game for the Nintendo but don’t have the money??
He looks at Stitches and sighs.
Pogo: Hell, are you a clown hater?? That’s all nice and dandy, but don’t bother us with your frustrations!! And don’t come with excuses with the mere fact that I got perfect teeth and am the BFF of the best ever and ever and ever Television champion in the history of the WGWF. Jealousy is the key to the dark side or something like that what the big old toad said at that Star Wars movie. I mean it is time that the Clowns are going to rebel from being looked at as a bad thing!!
He pulls out fake flowers and smiles.
Pogo: SEE!!! Would I have done this if I was a bad clown???
Stitches: You tell them Pogo.
Pogo: I will give you some advice, don’t judge me before you look at yourself. You think by bringing in a friend will help you?? Oh hell no. you are a stinking friend, because you want to associate yourself with J Mont… well tell me this big boy, where was he when you were in trouble??? Nowhere!! And where are you when HE is in trouble?? Coming running to the rescue like the dumbass that you are!!!
Pling
Pogo looks at his cell phone and face palms himself as he reads the message.
Pogo: Sorry Miss Jenny, I meant that you are a troubled man Cholo. You distance yourself from those who are your real life friends…. The Clowns!! And you know what?? This Monday we will hug you, we will swallow you in our world before you want to be like us!! Only for us to shove our big sizd shoes into your face and tell you no, because you had your opportunity and failed!!! Now It will be our revenge upon the likes of you and that weird CJ Phoenix. We will beat the two of you, we will tell the world that WE are the best thing that has ever happened to the WGWF. And why Miss Jenny thinks that I am cute as well
He grabs the rubber ducky and stares into the camera.
Pogo: You know what CJ?? I like birds, but I prefer ducks over the fake ones that you are. That’s right, you are fake, you pretend to be something that you are not. And I see through you, because you are nothing but a lie. Me and Stitches will crush you both, we will dominate you both and we will beat you….
He and Stitches give each other two thumbs up as the shot fades