[J Mont] Against All ODDS! Don't Bet Against Me! [TFO]
Jun 14, 2024 12:54:42 GMT -5
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Post by jmonttwizted on Jun 14, 2024 12:54:42 GMT -5
When people think about stacking things, they think about paperwork, newspapers, clothing, boxes, books, cash and even some original buttermilk pancakes from IHOP. But, when it comes to the WGWF, the ownership & management team have a different meaning to the word STACKING!
And this comes from being Jealous and Hating. Deep down, they ALL know that without JMont & The Fortunate Ones, their jobs would be gone and the company would be extinct like Blockbuster. Instead of just letting bygones be bygones, and letting things go, they decided that the best thing to do was STACK the ODDS on Monday Night Brawl, the go home show before Wrestle Wars.
It’s one thing to have a Fatal 4 Way match where you can lose your title without being pinned, but when the owner is a Special Enforcer, and the Special Guest Referee is great friends with the other 3, the odds are really STACKED against you. And the icing on the cake is that TFO is banned from ringside as well. If this was in the Betty Crocker recipe book, it would be called UR PHUCKED!
You might as well get a pack of KEM playing cards and deal 5 cards to each participant. But of course, the dealer would be paid for by the WGWF which means JMont would truly get a shit hand. Place your bets because we all know that the company brown nose man John Cable would be dealt 4 Kings and a 2. Then company yes man, Devlin Knight would be dealt 4 Queens and a 3. Followed by the Butt Buddy Maxwell Stone, who would get 4 Jacks and a 4. Finally, the champ would get dealt a 3,7,9,10 and a 2. Talk about stacking the odds and really having no chance to win the hand.
While everyone is counting out the champ in this match and that poker hand as well, you are failing to realize that JMont is the master of mind games. People will deny, but they know deep down that JMont is one of the toughest guys in the industry today and always finds a way to pull off the win. You can say he cheated or used someone, but a win is a win. You need to make CHESS moves in this industry to get a head. And just like that poker hand, all 3 WGWF kiss asses think they have the hand WON, but JMont is going to BLUFF his ass and bet a crazy amount of money to scare them out of the hand. And just like the match as well, JMont is going to work his magic with his MIND to SHOCK the world in this 3 on 1 handicap match.
LET THE GAMES BEGIN!
While Monday Night Brawl is still a few days away, JMont has yet to arrive in his hometown of NYC. Still in Vegas, getting some family time and relaxation before one of his biggest matches to date. And while training and film study should be on his agenda, that is not the case. JMont walks out of his bedroom after a nice night of sleep and sexual activity. Feeling like a champion in & out of the ring, JMont makes his way down the hallway and when he makes a right hand turn, he notices Mia & Gia in the living room playing a game. JMont stops in his tracks to take in the beautiful moment. And YES you ungrateful FUCKS, JMont does have a heart and feelings.
JMONT: Hey love, you do realize that no matter how hard you try, she will always be Daddy’s Little Girl!
As Gia hears the voice of her dad, she gets up and runs to JMont. A big hug and kiss is followed as Mia is sitting there shaking her head.
MIA: She may be Daddy’s Little Girl NOW, but I cannot wait to see how you react when the first guy she is dating knocks on your door to take her out.
JMONT: There won't be any of that you a virgin talk, or having her back by 10:01. It’s going to be Chitty Chitty Bang Bang and the door closes.
MIA: You would really do that to your daughter?
At that instance, Gia shoots her head up at her dad, looking at him with that smile that takes his heart away.
JMONT: You know I just want what's best for her, so I wouldn't slam the door, but I would definitely give him a 20 question test, and only 1 wrong answer is allowed!
Gia laughs, and who knows if she even has any idea what is going on, but she runs back to Mia to finish the game they are playing.
MIA: Thank God she is only 2 and a half, and that we have a long time for that.
JMONT: True Dat! And by the time she gets in the mood to start liking boys, I will be retired and have plenty of time to act like Mike Lowery.
Mia smirks at that thought, as she continues to show Gia how to play the game they are playing. Meanwhile, JMont walks into the kitchen and opens the refrigerator. Grabbing a Yellow Edition Red Bull as his choice for an energy drink this morning. As the refrigerator door closes, JMont walks over to the living room and sees the game that they are playing.
CONNECT FOUR!
CONNECT FOUR!
While observing the game, JMont opens his Red Bull and takes a sip. Seeing that Mia is Red and Gia is Black. Mia is trying to teach the game to Gia, but JMont wants to help his daughter out as the Father of the Year. Seeing 3 red tokens in a row, JMont walks over and bends down to grab a black token. He drops it on top of the 3 red tokens to block the connect four.
JMONT: Take that wifey! I can’t let Gia lose on my watch!
MIA: You jumped the gun ONCE AGAIN before I could even explain or show her anything.
JMont smirks and bends back down to give Gia a big kiss on the cheek. He then leans in for a kiss on Mia, who dodges him like a ball was coming her way in a game of dodgeball.
MIA: You ain't connecting these lips after that move. I WIN!
JMont shakes his head as he heads towards the door. As he turns the knob to open the door, he turns back around, looking at his family.
JMONT: Just like that game move right there, the same thing will happen on Brawl this Monday. I will block any moves or destroy any plans they have of taking my IC title from me. Love you both!
JMont exits his home in Vegas and walks down the stairway which leads to his everyday vehicle which is a 2024 Mercedes Benz AMG G63. As he puts his hand on the handle, the vehicle unlocks and JMont hops in. He then presses down on the brake pedal and hits the push button start. The loud exhaust can be heard from the start up and there is no warm up here as JMont puts the vehicle in drive and heads towards the road.
JMONT: So much to do and such little time. Everyone is already counting me out because of the ODDS but I have been fighting the ODDS my whole life. It didn't matter what promotion I joined or what event I took part in, everyone was always against me. Stacking the odds and chances and for the most part, I always overcame them. Sure, there have been a few instances that I have lost the battle with the odds stacked, but this Monday will not be one of them. They pretty much stacked the line up against me here. Looking over at the Ravens defensive line while I have the Jets offensive line in front of me to protect, which means I am on my own. I wouldn't want it any other way because there will be no excuses or nothing else to be said after I pull off this BIG WIN in my hometown.
JMont is not paying attention to the speed limits as he is truly speeding around as he is trying to get to his destination. And you ask where that might be? Let’s just say that everyone says JMont doesn't have a heart, but yet he is an amazing husband & father. And he is trying to show his opponents that he does have a heart and is thoughtful. And after a few more turns and swerves, JMont pulls up to The Toy Shack off Fremont Street and of course, he parks in the spot that is reserved for Owner: Johnny Jimenez.
JMONT: Tough luck Johnny. If I want to, I will buy this whole damn place. And everyone that has the name Johnny is a douchebag. Just look at Johnny Stylez. That says it all right there.
JMont parks his GWagon and gets out like he owns the place. As he struts his stuff to the front door, he stops and admirers the big Stay Puft Marshmallow Man image on the glass.
JMONT: I bet that is what a baby would look like if Lexi Gold & John Cable got together.
JMont swings the doors wide open and has entered The Toy Shack. Only thing missing was a grand entrance, but that can wait til Monday Night. JMont walks a few feet before seeing an associate of the store and hollers to get his attention.
JMONT: Ehi, dove sono i giochi da tavolo?
The associate turns around and obviously has no education because he doesn't even know what language that is.
ASSOCIATE: I don’t speak Dutch sir!JMONT: Jesus Christ, that was Italian. I guess all you need is 2 legs & 2 arms here to get a job.
Then JMont notices the name tag on the associate and it all finally makes sense.
JMONT: Bozo Cablestone? What kind of name is that?BOZO: It’s Portuguese. Did you not go to school either sir?
JMont holds in his anger as he just wants to know where the board games are.
JMONT: Just tell me where the board games are BOZO!
BOZO: Aisle 5 sir!
JMont walks away without even a thank you and Bozo stands there with his back turned. JMont turns back around and taps BOZO on the shoulder. As he turns around to see who it is……. JKO in the middle of the toy store. The manager of the store saw what just happened. JMont sees that and walks right up to her, nothing said, as he reaches into his pocket and hands her 1000 bucks. The manager turns her head and walks the other way as JMont starts to make his way towards Aisle 5. As he does, he steps over BOZO and as he passes a few aisles, he finally gets to where he wants to be.
JMONT: The least I can do is get each participant a GIFT because after I defy all the ODDS stacked against me, they are going to feel like shit and never want to step into a ring again. Imagine this. You have everything in your favor. You have the Owner of the company watching the ring. You have Lexi making the count. And you have 3 members of Team Devlin facing off against JMont for his IC Title with TFO banned from ringside. I would feel like total shit too if I was one of those other guys after a loss that should have been an easy win. But see, this is me showing that I do have a heart and getting each of them a board game that they can play after the embarrassment they face at Monday Night Brawl & War Games, if they make it that far.
JMont started to look at all the games on the shelf, and there are a lot of classic ones that are still best sellers as well as some new ones that just came out.
JMONT: So many good choices that they can play at home or in their hospital bed. And speaking of staying at home, that is something Cable should really consider. Not only were you drafted last like the fat kid in dodgeball in high school, but you have about as many wins this year as John Blade. You get chance after chance because your nose is Browner than a California Raisin.
JMONT: So, you might as well tell the world now. Who’s ass do you like to kiss more? Page, Barrows or Daniels? We all know you have a favorite! And don’t get any ideas when you see my ass when you're laying flat on the mat, watching me hold my IC title up after I shock the world! But, at least you will be leaving with a consolation prize.
JMont reaches onto the shelf and grabs the game SORRY!
JMONT: This fits you perfectly Cable. You're a sorry ass excuse of a wrestler and human being. Technically, you have a loss to me in a Fatal 5 Way for the TIA World Title. You can claim you didn’t get pinned, but you didn't get the job done. The same fate awaits you as well this Monday. So, I hope you're sitting there thinking you have this in the bag because of the ODDS, but just like this game I got for you, I am SORRY that your dreams of winning GOLD will get CRUSHED AGAIN!
JMont places that game standing up against the bottom shelf as he keeps looking for more.
JMONT: Then we have a man in this match that can actually say he has a victory over me, but this time around, there will be no JUNKO or police cars to help him get the win. Maxwell Stone, I have been waiting for this opportunity to get my revenge on you. Running around bragging you beat me when you needed more help then The National Guard. But, when it comes to this match, I am curious to know something. Are you trying to win the IC title or are you trying to help your DADDY Devlin win it and be a good son? Either way, you are going to lose, so not only will you be disappointed, so will Devlin. But don’t worry, I see something that is just for you.
JMont reaches onto the shelf again and grabs another game.
JMONT: This is the perfect game for you Max. It’s called DON'T WAKE DADDY! And it's a hint that you may want to let Devlin lay there in the ring afterwards because that JKO he is going to receive might send him back to 1955 which might be a blessing for him because Eisenhower is a better president then Biden. But make no mistake about it, this JOE will not make the same mistake TWICE. And that means you will not get 2 WINS over me. Go cry on your DADDY’s shoulder you little bitch!
As JMont looks for his final board game, he has the other 2 stacked against one another leaning on the bottom shelf, then his eyes light up.
JMONT: BINGO! No, not Page’s favorite game, but this is the one for Devlin. The game GUESS WHO because, who are you really? I know you as Fred Debonair, but you come back here and run around as Devlin Knight. Maybe you need to start asking yourself questions to figure out who you really are. But one thing I can tell you after Monday night is that you are still going to be a Former IC Champ because you are not getting this back. You are going into War Games on a horrible losing streak and after losing to me AGAIN, I will be surprised if you even show up to Captain your team. All that shit you blew up everyone's ass about taking me down, and what happend? You lost to me, then you lost a few tag matches. Do you even know what it's like to WIN anymore?
JMont laughs to himself and grabs the 3 board games as he walks towards the register. The lady manager gives him the thumbs up as if it's on the house. JMont acknowledges her as he once again takes a step over BOZO who is still laid out. As he exits The Toy Shack, his mission has been completed. The games are in hand.
JMONT: You can stack the odds all you want. But I will overcome anything you throw at me. If you think Aaron Judge has been hitting some bombs, just wait till you see these JKO’S in my hometown. You are forgetting that NYC is the home of JMont. There are 2 things that are going to stay the same this Monday Night. The IC title is coming home with me and TFO, and I will continue to be UNDEFEATED here in the WGWF for 2024. Let that SOAK in for a minute. I haven’t lost now, and I will not let the ODDS get the better of me for my first loss either.
As JMont opens up the passenger door, he throws the 3 board games on the seat. He closes the door and hears a car driving by with a terrible sound system, but something he heard caught his attention about July 4th.
JMONT: That is how Cable can FINALLY win a title. He can sign up for the Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest since Chestnut got banned from the event. They need a new champion there since the IC title won't be changing hands in the WGWF!
JMont hops into his G Wagon and once again, with no hesitation, jacks the car into reverse and takes off down the road. The odds may be stacked, but JMont would have it no other way.
“The GREATEST pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do!”