Ice Cold Clown
Jun 1, 2024 16:09:45 GMT -5
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Post by pogotheclown on Jun 1, 2024 16:09:45 GMT -5
Ice cold talk
Pogo and Stitches are outside, sitting at a local park while enjoying an ice cream. Pogo is trying to make sure that the ice cream isn’t dripping on his small pants as it is one that he had gotten from Jenny Myst for swimming on his own.
Stitches: Pogo, be careful. You nearly dripped some chocolate ice cream on your pants.
Pogo turns his attention towards his friend, showcasing chocolate flakes across hi mouth where he had been licking at his ice crem. Not watching the ice cream dripping down upon the bench as it is closing in on him. Only for Stitches to drape a small blanket across his lap as Pogo looks down and face palms himself with his free hand as he realizes what is going on.
Pogo: Forgive me Stitches, I have just been distracted with all what has happened as of late.
Stitches smiles while nodding his head, he felt bad for Pogo as he had some arguments with Jenny for joining team J Mont for War Games. Feeling left out as he thought that he and Jenny would do things together. Stitches had been trying to explain him that War Games was too much of a dangerous match for him, but when he was asked why Jenny was in it was something he found difficult for him to explain.
Stitches clears his head with all of his thoughts, noticing that Stitches small attention span had already gotten distracted by some birds that were flying over his head. This causes Stitches to smile, Pogo has always been an animal lover and this was something that always brought a smile upon his face.
Stitches looks at his phone, noticing a message from the Clown secretary that he had met the other day at the Clowns psychiatrist. She had send him a video clip of her juggling some balls, a trick that he had taught her. This causes him to feel butterflies popping inside his stomach, only to realize that Pogo had climbed upon his lap with his ice cream being wiggled inside his tiny right hand high above his head.
Stitches: Uhm Pogo, what are you doing??
Pogo jumps up and down a few times, hitting his clowns shoes clumsily against his stomach, causing him to gasp for air until he feels a cold piece of ice cream fall on top of his clowns hair as that causes him to get irate.
Stitches: POGO!!!!
Stitches: Sssst!! You nearly scare the birds away!!
But Stitches is too upset as he grabs his tiny friend by his frame and sits him down next to him as we see the ice cream dripping down from his hair upon his jacket. We see Pogos attention being turned away from the birds with a questionable look on his face, not understanding why his friend had been so rough on him until he notices the angry look on his face and the dripping ice cream.
Pogo: Oh there it is!!! I thought that the damn bird had caught my ice cream!!
Pogo gets up to his tiny feet, reaching his tiny arms towards the hair of his friend in order to grab hold of his ice cream and place it back inside its cone.
Stitches: POGO!!! Sit down!!!
Stitches places his friend back on the bench, running his hand into his hair in an attempt to wipe off his hair with a napkin, clearly failing in his attempt as it sticks inside his hair. Shortly we see flies flying above his head as some of the birds are circling around his head.
Stitches: Look Pogo, I know you like birds. But please think twice before waving melting ice cream in the air while trying to grab a bird!!!
Pogo nods his head, realizing that he had made a mistake as he sits down and lowers his head as he is afraid to look back towards his friend.
Pogo: I am sorry Stitches
Stitches looks down at his friend, slowly starting to feel bad for his little friend as he realizes that he had not meant bad. This causes him to sigh as he realizes that his tiny friend was a bit too sensitive right now. He looks around him to see how he can cheer him up as he notices the ice cream car where he had bought the ice cream cone for him as he gets up.
Stitches: I will be right back Pogo.
Stitches walks over towards the ice cream car, orders for two ice creams as he heads back towards his tiny friend who is still lost in his own thoughts. Stitches sits down next to him and hands over the ice cream towards his tiny friend who sighs.
Pogo: Why does Jenny talk to J Mont Stitches??
Stitches nearly drops the ice cream cone out of his hand after hearing the question, causing him to look around to see if he can run away.
Pogo: I mean he is someone that likes to set fire to offices and apparently jump in the air before dropping someone face first onto the ground.
Stitches: Err…., I think I hear my cell phone ring Pogo. So could you please…..,
But Stitches cannot finish his sentence as Pogo has already climbed upon his lap as he stares tear eyed into the face of Stitches.
Pogo: Is it because I am a clown Pogo?? Is it because I am small?? Or is it merely because this J Mont has a lady friend that has bad breath in Amber Mansley???
Stitches wants to respond, but gets his breath kicked out of his stomach as Pogo is jumping up and down while screaming in agony.
Pogo: She is the only one that understands me!!!
Stitches grabs hold of Pogo’s waist, trying to pull him away from him. But this causes his large feet to come in contact with Stitches his chin as he kicks him.
Pogo: but I bet I got one thing over him, I bet that J Mont never got to swim with Jenny Myst. Because I can tell that he is afraid of water.
Stitches rubs his chin before turning his attention towards Pogo.
Stitches: How can you tell Pogo??
Pogo: Because he claims that he is on fire, but everyone knows that fire is not a match for water!!
Stitches rolls his eyes as he hands his little friend his ice cream as that calms Pogo down a little. Stitches rubs his jaw, feeling the pain slowly subsiding as the stars are slowly fading away.
Pogo: Stitches??
Stitches: Yes Pogo??
His tiny friend is silent for a few moments as he takes a few licks from his ice cream. He then turns his attention towards his friend with a large smile upon his face.
Pogo: Thank you for being my best friend.
The words causes Stitches to smile for his tiny friend as he is about to wrap his arms around his tiny friend, who pushes him away with a sour look on his face.
Stitches: What’s wrong??
Pogo: Look Stitches, I like you. But you need a shower, you got flies hovering above your head. Yuck!!!
This causes Stitches to smile as his friend returns his attention towards his ice cream and starts to lick as Stitches watches on.
Stitches: I guess everything is back to normal.
He says with a smile as he starts to lick his ice cream as well as the shot slowly fades.
Champions.
The shot opens where Stitches is standing in front of a class room along with Pogo, Stitches is holding a speech on being a clown as well as an in ring performer for the WGWF. He is wearing a blue jacket and matching pants, having gelled his hair back in an attempt to look neat for the little kids.
Stitches: Hello little boys and girls, my name is Stitches.
Pogo: And I am Pogo!!!
Shouts his friend enthusiastic, this causes the class room to laugh at Pogo who waves his hand wildly as he does not realize that they are laughing at him instead of him.
Stitches: And that is Pogo, we are asked to hold a speech to help you kids understand what makes people like us champions. I will tell you about my experiences as well as my up and coming match against Cholo who is our world champion. But before I continue, please know that when you got a question all you got to do is raise your hand.
We suddenly see Pogo raise his hand as Stitches turns towards him.
Stitches: What’s wrong Pogo?? You need to go to the toilet???
Pogo: No Stitches, I got a question.
Pogo face palms himself while shaking his head.
Stitches: I meant if the class room has any questions Pogo.
This causes Pogo to start to giggle like a nervous schoolgirl, realizing that he misunderstood his friend.
Pogo: Never mind, carry on.
Stitches rolls his eyes as he turns his attention towards the class room and smiles
Stitches: Champions ae those who can overcome the odds, those who fight with pride and do not take anyone lightly.
A small girl raises her hand as Stitches nods his head towards her.
Girl: Is it true that you two had lost the titles in your first title match???
Stitches looks over towards Pogo, who clearly swallows hard as Stitches turns his attention towards the little girl with a big smile.
Stitches: Well….,
Suddenly a little boy raises his hand in the air as Stitches lets out a sigh and nods towards him.
Boy: And that you two lost the titles to some girls???
This time it is Stitches his turn to swallow, clearly realizing that the choreographed speech that he had in his head can be thrown out of the window.
Stitches: Well…,
The teacher raises her hand as Stitches nods his head towards her.
Teacher: We all think that you are two phonies and that Cholo will beat you this coming Monday on Brawl.
Stitches catches little Pogo, who is irate as he launches himself towards the teacher and is wiggling both of his tiny arms and legs in her direction while nearly foaming from the mouth.
Stitches: I guess you all need another speech, well after tying up this little Pitbull I will.
He wraps Pogo in a chair and wraps a leather strap around his midsection, causing Pogo to fume from his ears as he wraps his tiny arms around his midsection as he grumbles silently.
Stitches: You people think that I am not as good as Cholo??
Everyone in the classroom besides Pogo nod their heads in agreement.
Stitches: Well you are all entitled to an opinion, but you have to understand that I am no stranger to beat seemingly unstoppable champions. And that’s what I take with me in this match against the world champion. A man that undoubtedly will underestimate me, who will look at me and tell me that I am nothing but a clown.
He wraps his arms around his chest just like Pogo as he inhales deeply.
Pogo: A clown with a drivers license, a clown who has a degree in balloon blowing. Hell, I can create any type of animal with one balloon. Something that none of you Cholo wannabe’s are capable of doing!!!
The class room start to boo the clown as he paces across the room.
Stitches: It is about time that you people start to appreciate the time that I put in being a clown. The time and energy that me and Pogo put in on a daily basis to entertain you annoying little rodents.
This causes the class room to boo Stitches, who is just getting warmed up.
Stitches: Oh yeah, go ahead. Boo me and Pogo, as if all of you are about to achieve anything in your lives. I could give you the state of the union address. Lying through my teeth that I see future doctors and presidents all put together in one class room. Balony!!!
Stitches is able to move his head aside as a little girl threw her lunch box towards him.
Stitches: See?? None of you can handle the truth is it?? Just like Cholo cannot handle the fact that I will smile at him every single moment during our match. Making him ask himself whether I am truly happy or whether I am fucking with his brain.
Pogo: What’s your language Stitches, miss Jenny don’t like that.
Stitches: I don’t give a crap Pogo!! This time Jenny will agree with me that this class room is just an example of what is wrong with this country!! I see girls that put on more make up than us combined!! That’s why you are stupid, because your brains are incapable of thoughts!! Just like Cholo, who has a clowns hairdo that is so pathetic that I need to shave his head bald!! Oh yeah that’s’right!!
The class room is in shock after hearing the rambling from Stitches
Stitches: And then I will have little Pogo grab some massage oil, rub it all over that soon to be bold head and have him shine as the big wannabe star that he pretends to be. Because even though he is our world champion, he does not act like one!! And that’s what’s wrong with his world that people like Chris Page sanctions him to walk around like a champion while wanting to drown my friend!! You know what that is?? I tell you what that is, that is what people call being a psycho with a killer mentality. So let me give you one advice to all of you idiots out there, don’t be like them. Because your future will look like a pot head or a bald headed idiot that does not know the meaning of being grateful that there ae clowns to educate you!!
Stitches is about to smash a chair into the chalk board, but realizes that he is inside a class room instead of the wrestling ring and calms down.
Stitches: I am going to leave you all with some words of wisdom, stop being stupid and stop being like Cholo. Because I am going to be the man that will turn his and your frown upside down….
With that he and Pogo walk off as the shot fades.