Post by pogotheclown on Mar 16, 2024 10:57:38 GMT -5
Shopping for some gold
March 5th 2024
The shot opens at a local Phoenix, Arizona jewelry store, there we see the pink Cadillac from the clowns standing outside of the store as we enter and see the clowns discussing something with the owner of the store Mr. Ted.
Mr. Ted: So, what can do for you two fine gents???
Pogo turns his attention towards Stitches with a puzzled look on his face.
Pogo: Uhm Stitches?? What is gents??
Stitches gestures towards Mr. Ted for a moment as he leans down to his smaller friend and whispers in his ear.
Stitches: Gents is short for gentlemen Pogo, he referred to us as gentlemen.
Pogo: Ohhh…, I knew that!!!
Pogo turns his attention towards Mr. Ted and gives him a thumbs up as the store owner nods his head politely towards the smaller clown.
Stitches: Well we recently won our first ever wrestling gold, but we have a small problem.
Mr. Ted looks at Stitches, turns his attention towards Pogo before turning back his attention towards Stitches and leans in closer towards the first clown.
Mr. Ted: I assume with little, that you refer to the child???
Stitches looks puzzled for a split second before finally realizing what Mr. Ted was referring to as he starts to shake his head.
Stitches: Pogo is not my child, he is just born that way. But yes, we came to you as our good friend Miss Jenny Myst told us that you were one, if not the best jewelry store
In the state of Phoenix.
Hearing this causes to bring a smile upon Mr. Teds face and dollar signs upon his eyes, realizing that these two are WGWF contracted wrestlers with a load sum of money.
Mr. Ted: Yes indeed, she is one of our most beloved clients that we love to assist whenever she needs something. She recently ordered a beautiful tiara for her lovely friend Amby, I…
Pogo tugs at the tights of Mr. Ted, causing him to stop mid-sentence as he leans over to the little guy.
Mr. Ted: Yes Mr. Pogo??
Pogo: We cannot say too much upon the case of Amby, seeing that it is now a federal case concerning some bad men doing some bad deeds. Our lawyers have prohibited to share any information concerning Amby.
This causes Mr. Ted to blink his eyes and gulps a few times before recovering his composure.
Mr. Ted: Indeed, how unfortunate. But let us go back to how I can assist you??
Mr. Ted says with a polite smile as he turns his attention back to Stitches.
Stitches: Well actually, we both have a championship belt. But the championship bel for Pogo over here is too large for him to wear, he would trip over it with every possible step that he takes. So we were wondering if you could produce a replica belt that is more to his measurements??
Mr. Ted blinks a few times as he lets the words sink in before turning his attention back to Pogo, who is smiling at him with a happy go lucky look on his face before snapping out of his thoughts and smiles back.
Mr. Ted: But of course!! We just need to take his measurements and then have something to work on to create a perfect replica.
Stitches: You need what??
Mr. Ted: Could we see the original sir??
Stitches then suddenly gasps and face palms himself, realizing that he should have understood where the jewelry store owner was talking about. Grabbing Stitches championship belt out of his suitcase that he had placed upon the counter that they were standing at and presents Mr. Ted one half of the tag team championship belts.
We see Mr. Ted stare at the championship and then turns his attention towards Pogo, who has hopped upon the counter. He grabs a measurement tape and starts to measure the little fellow.
Pogo: Stop that, that tickles!!!
Mr. Ted pulls the measurement tape away from Pogo, staring at Stitches with a questionable look on his face.
Stitches: He has a sensitive skin.
He turns his attention towards his friend and places his hand upon his shoulder.
Stitches: Okay Pogo, just take a few breaths and let this nice Mr. Ted measure you for a few moments.
Pogo nods his head, tries to stand still even though he did laugh a few times but remains like a statue. Mr. Ted finally pulls the measurement tape away from Pogo and places it back upon his pocket as he turns his attention back towards Stitches.
Mr. Ted: How quick do you need the mini version of this championship belt??
Stitches: We have a celebration planned upon the 18th of March, so would that be possible for you to prepare that belt for us??
Mr. Ted rubs his chin as he looks at the championship belt before turning his attention towards Pogo, letting out a big sigh as he grabs his cell phone and starts to dial a number.
Mr. Ted: Claire?? Cancel all my appointments for the coming weeks, I got a big order planned for Monday the 18th.
We see his reaction towards his secretary as sweat starts to pour down his forehead, but he refuses to give into the the pressure that he puts upon himself as he solely focuses upon the large sum of money that he will earn with this order. He finally hangs up and starts to rub his hands in excitement.
Mr. Ted: Well I can make sure that the championship belt will be ready by the 18th, but now I wish to discuss upon the price tag.
Pogo turns his attention towards his big friend Stitches and pats him on the elbow.
Pogo: Okay Stitches, the financial aspect is your cup of tea. I am off to see whether I can find me something special for a very special “friend.”
With that Pogo jumps off the counter as he leaves Stitches standing along with Mr. Ted, who grabs Stitches by the arm and leads him towards a sofa to discuss the finance as we see Stitches walk around the store and stops at a spot for diamond rings.
Pogo: Oh my, that is a big whopper!!
He places his nose against the glass that separates Pogo from the diamond rings, breathing heavily against the protection glass.
Voice: Can I help you sir??
Pogo turns his attention and looks at a twenty year old girl who wears an outfit that tells us that she works in the jewelry store. Pogo stares at her before pointing towards a diamond ring in the middle.
Store employee: Oh that is a nice ring sir, is it for someone special??
Pogo turns his head back towards the glass as he thinks about who it is all about before turning back towards the young girl and nods his head.
Pogo: Yeah, it is for someone that allows me to watch Disney+ plus every weekend.
The young puts her hand in front of her face, trying to hide her laugh as this is something she had not expected.
Store employee: Well, that is nice I suppose. Do you like the young lady??
Pogo starts to scratch his head as he starts to think about her question, realizing that he always has a great time with Jenny Myst as she is very sweet and always makes him laugh.
Pogo: Well she is really pretty, plus she makes great sponge cake!!!
The girl blushes, realizing that this must be the clowns first crush.
Store employee: Well that’s nice, do you have her measurements??
Pogo has a puzzled look on his face at this question.
Pogo: Measurements?? Well she is a bit bigger than me, plus she is a blonde in case if that’s what you want to know as well???
Store employee: Err, no that is not what I meant sir. I just meant does she have small hands like yourself?? Because we need to know how big her ring finger is, because we don’t want anything to be either too big or too small when you try to surprise her.
Pogo rubs underneath his chin, trying to remember how big Jenny Myst’s fingers are before lifting his own ring finger as he wraps his other hand around it before shaking his head.
Pogo: That’s a good question, I don’t know.
Store employee: Oh that’s a problem.
Pogo: Is there a way for me to find out without her figuring it out what I am planning??
The store employee thinks about that question before having a lightbulb showing up above her head and then turns her attention back to Pogo.
Store employee: Well if you manage to get her to play with clay, bring it to us so we can figure out what ring is best.
The shot fades as we see Pogo and the store employee share thumbs because of the idea.
Champion vs. Clown
We cut back to see Pogo seated in the kitchen sink as he is soaping himself up underneath the hot water tap while humming the clowns entrance song.
Pogo: Don’t worry!!! Be Happy!!!!
He turns around while s haking his backside that is covered underneath bubbles that is floating around the kitchen sink.
Pogo: Ahh isn’t this the life? Washing my awesome body, being the current co holder of the WGWF tag team champions.
Pogo extends his arm towards the camera and puts up his thumb in front of it.
Pogo: And what do the Cassette Collective have?? Absolutely nothing!! Hell, they even ran off to the General Manager and begged to change the arm wrestling contest to me facing Devlin Knight.
Pogo raises an eyebrow before wiping some of the soap out of his eyes as he starts to blink them rapidly.
Pogo: Ouch!!! That stings!!! But whatever, because there are more important things for me to tak about besides some soapy sexy clown eyes. Because I am amazed that Champion vs. Champion isn’t the top of the Brawls card this coming Monday??
He places his hands upon his tiny hips while trying to look angrily.
Pogo: I mean seriously?? A non-title match between two old guys that have a drastic personality complex. While you got two talented young guns, well me and I guess Devlin Knight. A man that is been talked about having taken the vacated Intercontinental championship. As if hat was an impressive success?? Like me and Stitches beating the seemingly unbeatable WGWF tag team champions by mee merely using my head.
Pogo pats upon his forehead and grins big time.
Pogo: Just the mere look on the faces of Pax and KC was so priceless that I get nightmares to this very day. I mean seriously girls, stop calling me in my dreams!!! I don’t like you!!!
He giggles as he jumps up and down in the sink before placing his hands upon the edge of the sink and stares into the camera.
Pogo: Don’t worry all you CC fans out there!! I know one day you will understand that becoming champions that you need talent. I mean look at our stats and that of the CC. They already faced the former champions in a situation where they had as much of a chance to beat them in that gauntlet match. And they failed, while we?? We had one shot and won!!!
He lifts up his hand with his index finger pointed up in the air.
Pogo: We got talent, that’s why I debate the fact why me and this Devlin guy in a mid card position?? The only good thing about it is that the fans don’t have to wait so long to see me and Stitches at ringside, but then again I have been taught that you must save the best for last.
He crosses his arms across his chest as he lets the word sink in.
Pogo: Like this Fatal Fourway on the last Brawl, I have never seen so much degenerates inside a ring as in that match… oh and we had Devlin Knight. And all the best thing that I can come up with is that some idiot jumped in the air and hit a stupid move. What was that all about??
Pogo scratches his head before shrugging his tiny shoulders as some more soap drips from his tiny frame.
Pogo: I have heard you talk Devlin, I heard you say on some podcast about Brawl that you don’t like clowns. Why is that?? Does it scare you that I can blow balloons?? Does it bother you that I make kids laugh and cheer?? Or is it the mere fact that I visit Miss Jenny Myst every single week to watch some Disney+?? Because I am clueless about the fact that you don’t like me and Stitches.
The look on his face starts to be one that is very angry.
Pogo: Is it the fact that you don’t want to walk into that locker room in future Monday Night Brawls after being beat by a clown?? Does that make you feel embarrassed?? Ashamed?? Want to hide your face behind a wig and big time sunglasses?? Wake up big boy, when you get beat by me at least you are in good company!!!
He lifts his left hand up in the air in a fist before putting up a finger.
Pogo: First it was Latoya Hixx, someone that was on a roll and I beat her. And then it was the former tag team champions…. You know, the Space Lord and the man in yellow and red. Do you think they feel embarrassed by being beaten by the superiority that is Pogo and Stitches??? NAH AH!!!!
He lifts two more fingers to signify the former champions that complete the success story of Pogo the clown as a singles and tag team wrestler.
Pogo: So get over it established name that used to be a Fred Flintstone,, ashamed of his past as if you were drunk and don’t want to be remembered by who you were!! At least I am who I am, I am who I will always be. I am a clown, I am the biggest entertainer in the history of the WGWF where people like you and John Cable like to hype up the old and forgotten names. Because he and you are stuck in the past, trying to work on the fact how a smart phone works?? You are like the Windows Phone. You know, two old power houses that got beaten by the same company because they refused to evolve to what the people wanted!! And it’s nice that Nokia has made a small comeback, that Microsoft is only being mentioned when they buy shares of another social media platform that pleases the people and ruined it. But you need to realize that you need to stop trying to update your mind, because that’s what Windows Phone also did several years ago. And that Intercontinental championship belt you got?? Well congrats, but it is nothing but making us remember how great Cholo was and nobody else could come close to what he represented.
Pogo turns off the hot water tap, jumps in shock as he forgot that the cold water tap was on as well as it hits his spine. He quickly turns it off before grabbing a big time towel and wraps it around him to keep him warm.
Pogo: I just want to tell you Devlin, that I am prepared to kick your ass. I am prepared to make this Monday Night Brawl the Clown Show. Because after this show has ended me and Stitches will be all that people will talk about. And at least you can go to the back and let out a sigh of relief, because you still have that title. But promise me this Devlin, consider whether you still deserve to be referred to as being a champion…. Or whether you should be considered to be a clown.
Pogo gives the camera a wink as the shot fades.