Post by pogotheclown on Mar 2, 2024 17:30:59 GMT -5
John McDough High School, New Orleans, Lousiana.
March 1st 2024
The shot opens up as we see the youngsters gather around at the large square, when suddenly we hear a loud pitch voice.
High Pitch Voice: Abstinence is the way to go!!!
The scholars look up as they burst out in laughter, the shot pans out as we see a pink Cadillac drive up to the square of the high school. Behind the wheel is Stitches while Pogo is using a microphone that is connected to two rather large old fashioned sound boxes that people use for gramophone players.
Pogo: The best way to prevent irritation and a lot of scratching is not to do the naughty thing!!!
We see the scholars boo Pogo, who places the microphone next to him and begins to jump up and down while flexing his tiny muscles. He then grabs the microphone after believing that he had scared the scholars off, who in reality burst out in laughter as one of them even falls backwards from laughing while hitting his head hard.
Stitches: I am going to drive some circles around the high school Pogo, you just keep on screaming.
Pogo nods his head as he grabs another card that has got some lines written down for him to read from. He starts to scratch his head as he leans forward towards Stitches.
Pogo: Uhm Stitches?? What is this difficult word??
Pogo points at a word as Stitches takes a quick look before turning back his attention ahead of him as he nearly crashes into the principle’s car.
Stitches: it reads condom Pogo.
Pogo face palms himself with his tiny hand, giggling like a little school girl before he turns back on the microphone.
Pogo: Don’t waste your money on condoms, it cuts off the blood flow to the veins if it is too small. It will cause friction and quite honestly, who came up with the line of Ribbed for her pleasure anyways??
Some girls cheer as the guys laugh louder, Pogo starts to wave to the scholars as he believes that they are actuallyon his side. He waves to the youth before turning his attention to Stitches.
Pogo: I have not seen Jenny anywhere Stitches.
This causes Stitches his expression to change into one of confusion.
Stitches: Uhm I don’t believe she goes to high school Pogo.
This is where Pogo has a confused look on his face, actually turning into a sad look as he realizes that his friend actually could be right.
Stitches: What’s wrong Pogo??
Pogo lets out a high pitch sigh, dropping down next to his friend on the front seat where stitches had placed another baby seat.
Pogo: Well she did told me that she would go Old School on Goth’s ass, I figured that she would take her homework to this High School to continue her education.
This causes Stitches to roll his eyes before patting his little friend on the shoulder as he stops on a parking lot spot and looks around.
Stitches: Look Pogo, I think you got things confused. Jenny meant…,
But Pogo interrupts Stitches as he clearly wasn’t listening.
Pogo: I even brought my swimming trunks Stitches, I mean she is such a great swim teacher. She even promised me that if I was a good boy, that she would teach me the breast stroke. Even though I am too small to even reach that point, but I am willing to combine my willingness to learn and my never say die attitude to overcome all the odds. Just like I am undefeated in….
Stitches: I know, you are undefeated in singles matches. But look Pogo, I know you like Jenny. But don’t you understand that you are bit too fast in taking conclusions upon what is said???
Pogo: What else could she have meant than us to prevent these scholars from having that naughty word.
Stitches: What?? Sex?
Pogo: SSTTT!!!! Don’t say that word, you better say nookie.
Stitches starts to scratch his head, hearing his little friend using a term that is a different word for sexual intercourse.
Stitches: Uhm Pogo.., that word…
Pogo: Fine!!! You can use choking your chicken if that’s what you prefer.
Stitches: Uhm Pogo…..,
Pogo: Spanking the Monkey!!!
Stitches: Err…,
Pogo: I don’t even understand those movies when we suddenly see the shot change from a lovemaking couple to a rocket that gets shot into space, flowers that open up or clapping monkeys. I mean seriously, these childish behaviour will definitely motivate the youth of today to the bad thing!! And then to have two guys use the term Sports Entertainment Xpress to have young women drool over their masculinity to make young women and even elderly ladies to drool over them.
Stitches: Uhm Pogo???
Pogo: It’s just like Tom Jones that gets harassed during his shows by grannies that throw their entire hampers filled with underwear. I mean seriously, what kind of example do they wish to be for the future of this world???
Stitches: Uhm Pogo…, I…
Pogo: I can understand why up and coming acts like the Backstreet Boys, Take That and even The Spice Girls break up. I can understand that they do not want to see those grannies move from an older man to the youth, I mean I think the term Milf to be disgusting. But if those grannies think that they can turn their lives upside down by calling themselves Grilfs then NO WAY!!!
Stitches has a confused look on his face as he starts to repeat the word Grilf, wondering what Pogo means with that before his eyes widen. Nearly starts to vomit inside his car in disgust before turning his attention back to Pogo.
Pogo: Do you even know what you are saying Pogo???
Pogo lifts his arms in the air in utter disbelief.
Pogo: Of course I do, I mean seriously Stitches. I consider you as my best friend, but having you watch that episode of Friends over and over again where they sing that one song is disgusting.
Stitches scratches his head, not knowing what episode or song that Pogo is referring to.
Stitches: You mean the song Silly Cat??
Pogo drops backwards while shaking his head, waving his arms angrily in the air before looking back at his friend with a disgusting look on his face.
Pogo: No!! The one where they sang I like big butts to a baby!! I mean seriously, what kind of message would that send our youth of today?? Hell, I bet that the childhood of that baby actor has become so messed up that he will be doing drugs just like that Macauly Culkin kid.
Stitches is desperately trying to keep himself from laughing about the reference that Pogo has made, turning his head away from him as he takes deep breath for a few times before turning his attention back to Pogo.
Stitches: Okay, lets be serious for a moment Pogo. That baby was not an actor, it was some random baby that wasn’t aware what was going on what happened in his surrounding. I…
Pogo: Oh come on!! Of course it is an actor!!! Next thing you will tell me that they used AI!!!
Stitches: Uhm that didn’t existed in that era Pogo.
Pogo: Of course it didn’t!! because it was an actor!!! They just threw a lot of makeup on his face to make him look much younger!!
Stitches lets out a sigh as he shakes his head.
Stitches: That’s nearly impossible to do Pogo, I mean they can make someone nearly that age and height look a bit older or younger. But an adult human being??
Pogo: Then explain to me Danny Devito!!!
Stitches is about to say something, but his little friend beats him to it.
Pogo: Or Mini me!! That was clearly the actor that played the role of Doctor Evil, Austin Powers and that Canadian fellow that wanted to eat a Baby!!!
Stitches: Uhm Pogo?? Fat Bastard was Scottish….,
Pogo: Doesn’t matter!! I am confident that this was a mere hidden message that he wanted to… to….
He starts to gasp for air, clearly having difficulty to say what he wanted to say.
Pogo: To have nookie!!! And then we have Jim Carrey with all of his subliminal messages in movies like Liar, Liar…. Me, myself and Irene… he is a sex addict and I need to stop all of this filth before any of these kids will end up being a psycho!!!
Stitches grabs Pogo by both shoulders as he turns him around and stares him in the eyes.
Stitches: Pogo, I am limit your access to chocolate cookies. You are starting to confuse people when you have had too much sugar.
Pogo: sugar??? SUGAR!!! Oh my God!! You are just as infected by all of this like everyone else!! Was Miss Jenny right?? Should I just wear a chastity belt to prevent me from popping my bubble the next time I fall on top of a girl??
He suddenly stops talking jibberish before his eyes start to grow wide as small satellites.
Pogo: OH MY GOD!! I just realized something bad!!!
Stitches: What’s that Pogo??
Pogo swallows a few times before turning his attention back to Stitches with tears in his eyes as they start to well up in fear.
Pogo: The Cassette Collective are girls!!!!
Again Stitches is trying to prevent himself from laughing, realizing that Pogo is a bit slow in educating himself in that area.
Stitches: Yes Pogo, they are girls. But…,
Pogo: But girls have cooties!!!
He starts to rub his face before starting to scratch his body furiously as Stitches looks on in amazement.
Stitches: What are you doing???
Pogo: I don’t want to have cooties either!!!
Stitches: And how would they transferred cooties to you Pogo??
Pogo: WE TOUCHED THEM REMEMBER!! One of them even went so far of spanking me!!!
Stitches rolls his eyes as this time he is unable to maintain a straight face as he follows it up by lowering his head into both hands while shaking his head.
Pogo: We need to go home now!! I bought us some new bars of soap!! If we are fast we could prevent it to be transferred to our future children!!!
This is a moment where Stitches has enough, turning his attention back to Pogo.
Stitches: Pogo, you do realize that if you want to have children that you have to do what we are trying to tell these kids not to do right???
Pogo suddenly becomes silent, Stitches can tell that the few braincells inside the little clowns head are trying to process what he had told him a few moments ago.
Pogo: So baby clowns don’t get delivered by a stork???
We can see the eyes of Pogo well up even more as he sees Stitches shake his head no, crushing another fake reality that Pogo had learned from children story books. This causes him to burst out in tears.
Stitches: But Pogo, girls aren’t that bad. I mean you know one yourself.
Pogo: I do???
Stitches: Haven’t you realized that Miss Jenny is a girl???
Pogo refuses to believe it as he shakes his head.
Pogo: No she isn’t….. She is all that and more.
Stitches raises an eyebrow, curious how Pogo came up with that statement.
Stitches: All that??
Pogo sighs.
Pogo: And more, haven’t you been paying attention?? I mean sure, the Cassette Collective have some features that Miss Jenny has. But when I sit on her lap, I just get that feeling.
Stitches curiosity starts to grow.
Stitches: What kind of feeling Pogo??
Pogo: Well, you know. Like that song???
Stitches: Sexual healing??
Pogo: OH GOD NO!!!
Stitches: Move like Jagger???
Pogo shakes his head furiously
Stitches: I give up Pogo, what kind of feeling??
Pogo sighs as he starts to get up from his seat and turns his attention towards Stitches.
Pogo: Well that feeling like I turn into hot chocolate….
Stiches raises an eyebrow.
Stitches: Hot chocolate?? How Pogo??
Pogo: I just melt when she talks to me Stitches, or when she lets me sit on her lap and explains everything that happens when watching Little Mermaid on Disney+
Stitches his eyes widen as he realizes what Pogo is saying
Stitches: Pogo, are you….,
He whispers the final thing into the ear of the little friend, not wanting to have others surrounding the car hear their private conversation. Causing Pogo’s eyes to widen when he hears what Stitches is referring to.
Pogo: What??? NO!!! I mean the fact that she always gives me hot chocolate!! It’s always so hot that I melt no matter what she does!! Damn Stitches, you are so childish!!!
With that Pogo opens the door to the passengers side and exits the Cadillac as we see Stitches look on in amazement.
Stitches: Oh boy, I got a lot of things to teach him about the birds and the bees.
Shot fades
The clowns vs. S.E.X.
We cut back to where we see Pogo and Stitches sitting in their pink Cadillac as Stitches is steering while Pogo is using a map to find their way.
Stitches: Let me guess, we got lost again??
Pogo: Of course not!! We just decided to take a touristic route Stitches. I mean, I like talking to you about anything but girls.
Stitches can’t help but chuckle at the comment as he shrugs his shoulders and plays along.
Stitches: So what do you want to talk about Pogo??
Pogo looks up from the map and stares at his friend.
Pogo: Well first of all, I cannot help but wonder why S.E.X. has been unable to lose a match ever since winning the tag titles.
Stitches: Good question Pogo, the first answer that comes to mind is that they are an established team. Who are capable of defeating everybody they face.
Pogo: I know that, but why??
Stitches: Well, the first thing that comes to mind is that they are big and strong.
Pogo scratches his head as he takes in the answer from his friend and shrugs.
Pogo: I guess that could be an answer, but then again. Miss Jenny manages to beat people who are bigger than her, so why wouldn’t a team like us be able to do the same??
Stitches can’t help but agree with Pogo, he carefully thinks about giving an answer to his question.
Stitches: Well I do feel we have a shot against them, even though our track record would say otherwise.
Pogo nods his head, but then looks confused.
Pogo: How Stitches???
Stitches: Well first of all, one of them has lips of thunder and the other one likes to travel through time and space.
Pogo: yeah, so??
Pogo: Well, when we are a creative bunch of clowns Pogo. We combine strength and circus smarts to fool our opponents.
Pogo starts to flex his little arms as he knows that he is the brawn of the team
Pogo: Yeah!! You are absolutely right!! I am looking forward to test my strength with both of these blow up dolls with their blow up arms and legs.
He grabs a balloon and starts to blow it to make emphasise to what he was saying before Stitches uses a needle to explode it in his face.
Pogo: I know that they will ultimately run out of air when I run circles around their rather large legs, driving my Samoan head into the family jewels as the official gets once again distracted by the wave from the crowd.
Stitches: You got that right Pogo, plus we have a secret weapon right??
Pogo: What’s that again Stitches???
Stitches smiles as he shakes his head.
Stitches: If I told you that it wouldn’t be a secret anymore right??
Pogo giggles as he nods his head in agreement, even though he does not really have a clue what he is talking about.
Stitches: You see Pogo, I am getting a bit sick and tired of people assuming that we are weak because we are poor. Being poor does not ultimately mean that others are better!!
Pogo begins to nod his head in agreement.
Stitches: And I want to achieve something that none of these teams could say Pogo, that includes the Cassette Collective. To be the first team that outsmarts a yellow and red covered old guy and a face painted idiot.
Pogo nods his head in agreement before suddenly looking up at his friend.
Pogo: But Stitches, we are using face paint too???
Stitches smiles: Yeah, but we aren’t idiots dummy.
Pogo nods his head happily before suddenly.
Pogo: HEY!!!
He then smiles as he points at his friend.
Pogo: You almost had me with that one Stitches, but we aren’t idiots. We are clowns!! We are the most loved and adored creatures on the food chain. We are superior to space travellers and some yellow belly coward. I am going to put both of them on my shoulders and Powerbomb them through the centre of the universe.
Stitches: You tell them Pogo.
Pogo: And then I will grab both belts, sell one of them and get me myself a custom made championship belt in my size. Then I can do the same thing like Miss Jenny likes to do with her championship belt, I like having something across my shoulder as well.
Stitches nods his head as he keeps his eyes on the road.
Pogo: And I WILL get the full nelson on either of these muscle heads, I’m going to ruffle their hair.
Stitches: You mean the hair of Space Lord right??
Pogo: Good one Stitches, because I have to take that towel off that Thunder lips off his bald head before I can wipe it off. And then I will tag you in, because you are going to hook them in every submission move known to clowns!!!
Stitches winks at his friend before smirking sinister.
Stitches: I can’t wait to put on the single Clown Crab on either of them, or even go for a Crippler Clowns Face on them.
Pogo: That last one really hurt when you tried to teach me Sttiches, did you go to the gym to secretly lift some weights??
Stitches puts a fingers to his mouth, telling Pogo not to tell anyone else that he has indeed.
Stitches: Being a good wrestling clown you need to adapt to the situation given to you Pogo, continue to learn is key to our future success.
Pogo: Plus neither of these can match power with the clown that is undefeated in singles competition!!! And I am going to be your personal cheerleader when you are inside the ring, get the crowd on our side as that will make these two realize that they are on unknown territory. The territory of the clowns!!
Stitches: We both know what clowns mean right??
Pogo: Confident
Stiches: Loving
Pogo: Overconfident
Stitches: Willing
Pogo: Not Satisfied in losing to two cartoon characters like the Space Lord and Thunder Lips. Seriously, who would give their kids these kind of names when they are born??? Nobody should be parents to begin with!!!
Stitches: And they are so two dimensional Pogo, it is time for them to come to reality of that we are far more superior to them.
Pogo: Strength and cunning always beats big and stupid!! And then I am going to run around the ring all happy, give high fives to every fan out there that will remember the day that the clowns became WGWF tag team champions.
Stitches: We are going to show S.E.X. that they should have retired on the top of their game Pogo, because after facing us it will be nothing else but going on a downward spiral. That’s right champs, I am using a difficult word that none of you have ever heard through an episode of Kojak or when you go where no man has gone before.
Pogo: But us clowns have been everywhere!! Because we like to stick our heads in tight spots that are smelly and sweaty!!!
Stitches sighs
Stitches: What Pogo is trying to say that for us nothing is too much for us to achieve our goal in life. To be the very best, that includes us getting our hands dirty champs.
Pogo: Hell, I will get my entire arm dirty if that needs to happen!!! That’s right champs, I am going to be playing dirty!! I will be the dirties Clown in the game!! And with my best friend Stitches at my side makes us a deadly
Stitches: And smelly duo.
The two clowns give each other a high five before turning their attention back upon the road and map as the shot slowly fades.
March 1st 2024
The shot opens up as we see the youngsters gather around at the large square, when suddenly we hear a loud pitch voice.
High Pitch Voice: Abstinence is the way to go!!!
The scholars look up as they burst out in laughter, the shot pans out as we see a pink Cadillac drive up to the square of the high school. Behind the wheel is Stitches while Pogo is using a microphone that is connected to two rather large old fashioned sound boxes that people use for gramophone players.
Pogo: The best way to prevent irritation and a lot of scratching is not to do the naughty thing!!!
We see the scholars boo Pogo, who places the microphone next to him and begins to jump up and down while flexing his tiny muscles. He then grabs the microphone after believing that he had scared the scholars off, who in reality burst out in laughter as one of them even falls backwards from laughing while hitting his head hard.
Stitches: I am going to drive some circles around the high school Pogo, you just keep on screaming.
Pogo nods his head as he grabs another card that has got some lines written down for him to read from. He starts to scratch his head as he leans forward towards Stitches.
Pogo: Uhm Stitches?? What is this difficult word??
Pogo points at a word as Stitches takes a quick look before turning back his attention ahead of him as he nearly crashes into the principle’s car.
Stitches: it reads condom Pogo.
Pogo face palms himself with his tiny hand, giggling like a little school girl before he turns back on the microphone.
Pogo: Don’t waste your money on condoms, it cuts off the blood flow to the veins if it is too small. It will cause friction and quite honestly, who came up with the line of Ribbed for her pleasure anyways??
Some girls cheer as the guys laugh louder, Pogo starts to wave to the scholars as he believes that they are actuallyon his side. He waves to the youth before turning his attention to Stitches.
Pogo: I have not seen Jenny anywhere Stitches.
This causes Stitches his expression to change into one of confusion.
Stitches: Uhm I don’t believe she goes to high school Pogo.
This is where Pogo has a confused look on his face, actually turning into a sad look as he realizes that his friend actually could be right.
Stitches: What’s wrong Pogo??
Pogo lets out a high pitch sigh, dropping down next to his friend on the front seat where stitches had placed another baby seat.
Pogo: Well she did told me that she would go Old School on Goth’s ass, I figured that she would take her homework to this High School to continue her education.
This causes Stitches to roll his eyes before patting his little friend on the shoulder as he stops on a parking lot spot and looks around.
Stitches: Look Pogo, I think you got things confused. Jenny meant…,
But Pogo interrupts Stitches as he clearly wasn’t listening.
Pogo: I even brought my swimming trunks Stitches, I mean she is such a great swim teacher. She even promised me that if I was a good boy, that she would teach me the breast stroke. Even though I am too small to even reach that point, but I am willing to combine my willingness to learn and my never say die attitude to overcome all the odds. Just like I am undefeated in….
Stitches: I know, you are undefeated in singles matches. But look Pogo, I know you like Jenny. But don’t you understand that you are bit too fast in taking conclusions upon what is said???
Pogo: What else could she have meant than us to prevent these scholars from having that naughty word.
Stitches: What?? Sex?
Pogo: SSTTT!!!! Don’t say that word, you better say nookie.
Stitches starts to scratch his head, hearing his little friend using a term that is a different word for sexual intercourse.
Stitches: Uhm Pogo.., that word…
Pogo: Fine!!! You can use choking your chicken if that’s what you prefer.
Stitches: Uhm Pogo…..,
Pogo: Spanking the Monkey!!!
Stitches: Err…,
Pogo: I don’t even understand those movies when we suddenly see the shot change from a lovemaking couple to a rocket that gets shot into space, flowers that open up or clapping monkeys. I mean seriously, these childish behaviour will definitely motivate the youth of today to the bad thing!! And then to have two guys use the term Sports Entertainment Xpress to have young women drool over their masculinity to make young women and even elderly ladies to drool over them.
Stitches: Uhm Pogo???
Pogo: It’s just like Tom Jones that gets harassed during his shows by grannies that throw their entire hampers filled with underwear. I mean seriously, what kind of example do they wish to be for the future of this world???
Stitches: Uhm Pogo…, I…
Pogo: I can understand why up and coming acts like the Backstreet Boys, Take That and even The Spice Girls break up. I can understand that they do not want to see those grannies move from an older man to the youth, I mean I think the term Milf to be disgusting. But if those grannies think that they can turn their lives upside down by calling themselves Grilfs then NO WAY!!!
Stitches has a confused look on his face as he starts to repeat the word Grilf, wondering what Pogo means with that before his eyes widen. Nearly starts to vomit inside his car in disgust before turning his attention back to Pogo.
Pogo: Do you even know what you are saying Pogo???
Pogo lifts his arms in the air in utter disbelief.
Pogo: Of course I do, I mean seriously Stitches. I consider you as my best friend, but having you watch that episode of Friends over and over again where they sing that one song is disgusting.
Stitches scratches his head, not knowing what episode or song that Pogo is referring to.
Stitches: You mean the song Silly Cat??
Pogo drops backwards while shaking his head, waving his arms angrily in the air before looking back at his friend with a disgusting look on his face.
Pogo: No!! The one where they sang I like big butts to a baby!! I mean seriously, what kind of message would that send our youth of today?? Hell, I bet that the childhood of that baby actor has become so messed up that he will be doing drugs just like that Macauly Culkin kid.
Stitches is desperately trying to keep himself from laughing about the reference that Pogo has made, turning his head away from him as he takes deep breath for a few times before turning his attention back to Pogo.
Stitches: Okay, lets be serious for a moment Pogo. That baby was not an actor, it was some random baby that wasn’t aware what was going on what happened in his surrounding. I…
Pogo: Oh come on!! Of course it is an actor!!! Next thing you will tell me that they used AI!!!
Stitches: Uhm that didn’t existed in that era Pogo.
Pogo: Of course it didn’t!! because it was an actor!!! They just threw a lot of makeup on his face to make him look much younger!!
Stitches lets out a sigh as he shakes his head.
Stitches: That’s nearly impossible to do Pogo, I mean they can make someone nearly that age and height look a bit older or younger. But an adult human being??
Pogo: Then explain to me Danny Devito!!!
Stitches is about to say something, but his little friend beats him to it.
Pogo: Or Mini me!! That was clearly the actor that played the role of Doctor Evil, Austin Powers and that Canadian fellow that wanted to eat a Baby!!!
Stitches: Uhm Pogo?? Fat Bastard was Scottish….,
Pogo: Doesn’t matter!! I am confident that this was a mere hidden message that he wanted to… to….
He starts to gasp for air, clearly having difficulty to say what he wanted to say.
Pogo: To have nookie!!! And then we have Jim Carrey with all of his subliminal messages in movies like Liar, Liar…. Me, myself and Irene… he is a sex addict and I need to stop all of this filth before any of these kids will end up being a psycho!!!
Stitches grabs Pogo by both shoulders as he turns him around and stares him in the eyes.
Stitches: Pogo, I am limit your access to chocolate cookies. You are starting to confuse people when you have had too much sugar.
Pogo: sugar??? SUGAR!!! Oh my God!! You are just as infected by all of this like everyone else!! Was Miss Jenny right?? Should I just wear a chastity belt to prevent me from popping my bubble the next time I fall on top of a girl??
He suddenly stops talking jibberish before his eyes start to grow wide as small satellites.
Pogo: OH MY GOD!! I just realized something bad!!!
Stitches: What’s that Pogo??
Pogo swallows a few times before turning his attention back to Stitches with tears in his eyes as they start to well up in fear.
Pogo: The Cassette Collective are girls!!!!
Again Stitches is trying to prevent himself from laughing, realizing that Pogo is a bit slow in educating himself in that area.
Stitches: Yes Pogo, they are girls. But…,
Pogo: But girls have cooties!!!
He starts to rub his face before starting to scratch his body furiously as Stitches looks on in amazement.
Stitches: What are you doing???
Pogo: I don’t want to have cooties either!!!
Stitches: And how would they transferred cooties to you Pogo??
Pogo: WE TOUCHED THEM REMEMBER!! One of them even went so far of spanking me!!!
Stitches rolls his eyes as this time he is unable to maintain a straight face as he follows it up by lowering his head into both hands while shaking his head.
Pogo: We need to go home now!! I bought us some new bars of soap!! If we are fast we could prevent it to be transferred to our future children!!!
This is a moment where Stitches has enough, turning his attention back to Pogo.
Stitches: Pogo, you do realize that if you want to have children that you have to do what we are trying to tell these kids not to do right???
Pogo suddenly becomes silent, Stitches can tell that the few braincells inside the little clowns head are trying to process what he had told him a few moments ago.
Pogo: So baby clowns don’t get delivered by a stork???
We can see the eyes of Pogo well up even more as he sees Stitches shake his head no, crushing another fake reality that Pogo had learned from children story books. This causes him to burst out in tears.
Stitches: But Pogo, girls aren’t that bad. I mean you know one yourself.
Pogo: I do???
Stitches: Haven’t you realized that Miss Jenny is a girl???
Pogo refuses to believe it as he shakes his head.
Pogo: No she isn’t….. She is all that and more.
Stitches raises an eyebrow, curious how Pogo came up with that statement.
Stitches: All that??
Pogo sighs.
Pogo: And more, haven’t you been paying attention?? I mean sure, the Cassette Collective have some features that Miss Jenny has. But when I sit on her lap, I just get that feeling.
Stitches curiosity starts to grow.
Stitches: What kind of feeling Pogo??
Pogo: Well, you know. Like that song???
Stitches: Sexual healing??
Pogo: OH GOD NO!!!
Stitches: Move like Jagger???
Pogo shakes his head furiously
Stitches: I give up Pogo, what kind of feeling??
Pogo sighs as he starts to get up from his seat and turns his attention towards Stitches.
Pogo: Well that feeling like I turn into hot chocolate….
Stiches raises an eyebrow.
Stitches: Hot chocolate?? How Pogo??
Pogo: I just melt when she talks to me Stitches, or when she lets me sit on her lap and explains everything that happens when watching Little Mermaid on Disney+
Stitches his eyes widen as he realizes what Pogo is saying
Stitches: Pogo, are you….,
He whispers the final thing into the ear of the little friend, not wanting to have others surrounding the car hear their private conversation. Causing Pogo’s eyes to widen when he hears what Stitches is referring to.
Pogo: What??? NO!!! I mean the fact that she always gives me hot chocolate!! It’s always so hot that I melt no matter what she does!! Damn Stitches, you are so childish!!!
With that Pogo opens the door to the passengers side and exits the Cadillac as we see Stitches look on in amazement.
Stitches: Oh boy, I got a lot of things to teach him about the birds and the bees.
Shot fades
The clowns vs. S.E.X.
We cut back to where we see Pogo and Stitches sitting in their pink Cadillac as Stitches is steering while Pogo is using a map to find their way.
Stitches: Let me guess, we got lost again??
Pogo: Of course not!! We just decided to take a touristic route Stitches. I mean, I like talking to you about anything but girls.
Stitches can’t help but chuckle at the comment as he shrugs his shoulders and plays along.
Stitches: So what do you want to talk about Pogo??
Pogo looks up from the map and stares at his friend.
Pogo: Well first of all, I cannot help but wonder why S.E.X. has been unable to lose a match ever since winning the tag titles.
Stitches: Good question Pogo, the first answer that comes to mind is that they are an established team. Who are capable of defeating everybody they face.
Pogo: I know that, but why??
Stitches: Well, the first thing that comes to mind is that they are big and strong.
Pogo scratches his head as he takes in the answer from his friend and shrugs.
Pogo: I guess that could be an answer, but then again. Miss Jenny manages to beat people who are bigger than her, so why wouldn’t a team like us be able to do the same??
Stitches can’t help but agree with Pogo, he carefully thinks about giving an answer to his question.
Stitches: Well I do feel we have a shot against them, even though our track record would say otherwise.
Pogo nods his head, but then looks confused.
Pogo: How Stitches???
Stitches: Well first of all, one of them has lips of thunder and the other one likes to travel through time and space.
Pogo: yeah, so??
Pogo: Well, when we are a creative bunch of clowns Pogo. We combine strength and circus smarts to fool our opponents.
Pogo starts to flex his little arms as he knows that he is the brawn of the team
Pogo: Yeah!! You are absolutely right!! I am looking forward to test my strength with both of these blow up dolls with their blow up arms and legs.
He grabs a balloon and starts to blow it to make emphasise to what he was saying before Stitches uses a needle to explode it in his face.
Pogo: I know that they will ultimately run out of air when I run circles around their rather large legs, driving my Samoan head into the family jewels as the official gets once again distracted by the wave from the crowd.
Stitches: You got that right Pogo, plus we have a secret weapon right??
Pogo: What’s that again Stitches???
Stitches smiles as he shakes his head.
Stitches: If I told you that it wouldn’t be a secret anymore right??
Pogo giggles as he nods his head in agreement, even though he does not really have a clue what he is talking about.
Stitches: You see Pogo, I am getting a bit sick and tired of people assuming that we are weak because we are poor. Being poor does not ultimately mean that others are better!!
Pogo begins to nod his head in agreement.
Stitches: And I want to achieve something that none of these teams could say Pogo, that includes the Cassette Collective. To be the first team that outsmarts a yellow and red covered old guy and a face painted idiot.
Pogo nods his head in agreement before suddenly looking up at his friend.
Pogo: But Stitches, we are using face paint too???
Stitches smiles: Yeah, but we aren’t idiots dummy.
Pogo nods his head happily before suddenly.
Pogo: HEY!!!
He then smiles as he points at his friend.
Pogo: You almost had me with that one Stitches, but we aren’t idiots. We are clowns!! We are the most loved and adored creatures on the food chain. We are superior to space travellers and some yellow belly coward. I am going to put both of them on my shoulders and Powerbomb them through the centre of the universe.
Stitches: You tell them Pogo.
Pogo: And then I will grab both belts, sell one of them and get me myself a custom made championship belt in my size. Then I can do the same thing like Miss Jenny likes to do with her championship belt, I like having something across my shoulder as well.
Stitches nods his head as he keeps his eyes on the road.
Pogo: And I WILL get the full nelson on either of these muscle heads, I’m going to ruffle their hair.
Stitches: You mean the hair of Space Lord right??
Pogo: Good one Stitches, because I have to take that towel off that Thunder lips off his bald head before I can wipe it off. And then I will tag you in, because you are going to hook them in every submission move known to clowns!!!
Stitches winks at his friend before smirking sinister.
Stitches: I can’t wait to put on the single Clown Crab on either of them, or even go for a Crippler Clowns Face on them.
Pogo: That last one really hurt when you tried to teach me Sttiches, did you go to the gym to secretly lift some weights??
Stitches puts a fingers to his mouth, telling Pogo not to tell anyone else that he has indeed.
Stitches: Being a good wrestling clown you need to adapt to the situation given to you Pogo, continue to learn is key to our future success.
Pogo: Plus neither of these can match power with the clown that is undefeated in singles competition!!! And I am going to be your personal cheerleader when you are inside the ring, get the crowd on our side as that will make these two realize that they are on unknown territory. The territory of the clowns!!
Stitches: We both know what clowns mean right??
Pogo: Confident
Stiches: Loving
Pogo: Overconfident
Stitches: Willing
Pogo: Not Satisfied in losing to two cartoon characters like the Space Lord and Thunder Lips. Seriously, who would give their kids these kind of names when they are born??? Nobody should be parents to begin with!!!
Stitches: And they are so two dimensional Pogo, it is time for them to come to reality of that we are far more superior to them.
Pogo: Strength and cunning always beats big and stupid!! And then I am going to run around the ring all happy, give high fives to every fan out there that will remember the day that the clowns became WGWF tag team champions.
Stitches: We are going to show S.E.X. that they should have retired on the top of their game Pogo, because after facing us it will be nothing else but going on a downward spiral. That’s right champs, I am using a difficult word that none of you have ever heard through an episode of Kojak or when you go where no man has gone before.
Pogo: But us clowns have been everywhere!! Because we like to stick our heads in tight spots that are smelly and sweaty!!!
Stitches sighs
Stitches: What Pogo is trying to say that for us nothing is too much for us to achieve our goal in life. To be the very best, that includes us getting our hands dirty champs.
Pogo: Hell, I will get my entire arm dirty if that needs to happen!!! That’s right champs, I am going to be playing dirty!! I will be the dirties Clown in the game!! And with my best friend Stitches at my side makes us a deadly
Stitches: And smelly duo.
The two clowns give each other a high five before turning their attention back upon the road and map as the shot slowly fades.