Post by lajohnnystylez on Feb 24, 2024 17:29:43 GMT -5
Scene opens in a very elaborate bathroom wait, wait we suck at this part…HeRe LooK AT THe PReTTy PiKTuRE!!
K so unless you are a complete MoRoN you’d do well to notice that we are inside the bathroom of the one and thank GoD ONLY, LA Johnny Stylez! He is standing at the long table with the window looking down on his precious home, New Orleans Louisiana, and it appears like it is an absolutely gorgeous day. The rays of sunlight see to delicately embrace the dark nature of the bathroom.
However the main reason you should know this bathroom belongs to your pal Johnny Stylez is because we see him standing there. Sure it’s from behind but the blue hair and large bold SOAK SOME UP tattoo on his back are dead giveawayz! We see his phone propped up against the back of the wall as he is having to use it as a mirror because well HELLLOOOOO a mirror didn’t fit the phucking fung-schey or however you fuggin say it in the room…DUH!
We see him pressing his hand against his face holding it place while his other hand begins to apply the smile of the man The SMASH brand is becoming more and more familiar with every passing week. The VeRy F’N SooN TO BE
You know Johnny’s NoT-So BeTTeR HaLF!...The uhhh
So as he begins his theatrical transformation, we see his eyes dart to the corner of the phone as he quickly shoots around with his fist in a ball ready to pound this very foolish intruder but then he notices it’s just you
Anyway Mr. SeRyOuS unballs his fist and softly smiles as he shakes his head. He then nods towards his direction and the camera pans to his side as we continue to watch him “PuT HiS FaCe On” as he begins to speak.
Je$TyR SeRyOu$: SuP NeRDZ? I’m on a pretty SeRyOuS F’N PITCHCOUNT HERE, so I hope yall mind if we just go head and
SO SyNN has made her triumphant debut here on the SMASH brand, HOW phucking exciting! I mean you gotta respect this CRaZy CuNT DONTCHA? Well maybe yall do, but I sure as
Because sure Ms. SyNN I’ve heard the name before, I even heard about the reputation too, and still got absolutely phucking zero for ya in the respect department. Cause whatever you did and wherever you did it in don’t mean JACK OR SHIT ROUND THIS WAY MAMA!! Here on the SMASH brand we do things a different way, we do things OUR WAY which GoD WiLLiNG will sooner or later pretty much just be
Cause you see here is the thing SaSSy BRITCHEZ, I’ve been on trash duty round this place for too long, but if you look at my recent track record I’ve gotten pretty phucking good at it, because if you search the halls of both WGWF locker rooms for my last two opponentz you will find not a hair, not a fiber, not a
Your victory was impressive Dear, so credit where it’s due and what not. However as you venture further away from the shallow end you might wanna stop and put some air in your floaties and practice holding your breath cause if you aint careful I’ll fuck around and pull you under and watch you fight for air kind like the SMASH champ did while a member of JMONT’s GiRL SCOUT TROOP! But I didn’t come here just to make threats I will eventually be able to refer to as
No MAM indeed! No I came here to SHOW you what I am! Because what most asshatz in this biz don’t understand these days is that people are their actions not their words! And well I told you earlier that my respect level for you is lower than CLYDE NEWTON’S F’N BODY COUNT…THat he didn’t have to pay for before hand, OBViOU$Ly!!! Because since you are new I felt the necessity to make sure you understood good and got damn well that you aint finna walk in here and think that just because you drew a lil money here won a pretty lil title there that means we are just gunna roll the phucking redcarpet out and show you some respect you haven’t earned WHERE IT MATTERZ! So…I gotz ta
And it didn’t take me long to devise a way for me to perfectly demonstrate how much respect you presently have amongst your new uh “Co-WoRKeRZ” and I even made a LiL MoNeY Too…and you KNOWWWWW what we calls those don’t we? Cause I mean who don’t like a good ole
So like I said as a man of action I can show ya, better than I can tell ya! So WHO’S UP FOR A RIDE TO THE FUTURE??? K shut up let’s go!
Scene then slowly fades as we watch Johnny Stylez put the finishing touches on his black smile, and the black coloring around the eyes as he the crudely smears white facepaint all over his face…He has enough time to flash a quick smile before the scene completely fades out.
When we fade back in we see a graphic on the left hand side of the screen that says…
It’s phucking hectic here in the backstage area, as it typically is an hour before show time. There are all kinda people backstage doin all kinds of shit. Tieing up last minute lose ends, making sure everything is as near to perfect as humanly possible before one of the most watched shows in all of Pro Wrestling goes live. The fans are starting to fill the seats in the arena and the dark matches are about to get underway. Now as for the talent themselves they are of course putting their ring gear on, speaking with WGWF media and other sources of.
But our adventures today bring us right to the WGWF women’s lockerroom. We once again see Je$TyR SeRyOu$ casually stroll up decked out in a black and white pinstriped suit, and he isn’t alone. He has two turdz who couldn’t be mistaken for anything else but wrestling fans, just look how dumb they look. Kinda chunky jean shorts and TFO t-shirts…Couple a DiLDoZ THeSe TWO! Are these Jestyr’s? Only fans?, HA, yall quit playin! No these stooges are here cause they got
These men consider themselves collectors despite looking like the type of gentlemen that have to alert people when they move into their neighborhoods! Jestyr and these gentz are all smiles as Jestyr stops infront of the locker room door and gives it a special knock. He waits and nothing…So he turns around and offers a faint smile as he knocks the same way again. Then suddenly the door swings open and we see a drop dead gorgeous woman who is all boobs and black and white clown face paint. She is holding what appears to be an empty animal cage of some sort. The look on her face is anything but pleased..Until she sees that it’s Mr. J!
Ms. Behave: MR. J! I was wonderin when you was gunna get here! Yall better come on and take care of this shit I did what you asked Mr. J and it went like you said it would but I’m not sure exactly how much time we have!
Jestyr takes both of his hands wraps and grabs Behave by her head pulls her in and kisses her on the forehead as he says…
Je$TyR SeRyOu$: THAT’S WHY YOU’RE ON THE TEAM MAMA! But what did I tell ya hey? Let the snake out of it’s cage in a women’s locker room and everyone LOSES THEIR MINDS! But you heard her fellaz TiMe is MoNEY!!! PAY THE LADY!!!
Jestyr then barges into the locker room while Tweedle Dee and Tweedle DUMB ass take out their wallets and start handing Ms. Behave crisp new one hundred dollar bills. Scene then immediatley cuts inside the locker room where we see Jestyr looking all over the pace until he comes to a locker in the corner of the far end of the room that has the name
Above it with a bag and some other personal items neatly arranged sitting there all peaceful and undisturbed. Also right next to Synn’s nameplate is a large cardboard sign with the wordz
Written on it in black permanent marker so you know it’s official. Jestyr sees this and shakes his head as he rolls his eyes. Then in one fluid swift motion he yanks the sign off and turns around to see Behave and the boyz just joining them. He nonchalantly hands it to Ms. Behave who looks at it and rolls her eyes too as Jestyr says…
Je$TyR SeRyOu$: BEHAVE DO SOMETHIN WITH THIS BULLSHIT PLEASE!!!
Jestyr rips the sign and hands it off to Ms. Behave who tosses it in a near by waste basket. They look at each other and then into the camera both shooting a sly smile yallz way!
Je$TyR SeRyOu$: WHAT? WE’RE IN THE FUTURE, AT SMASH AND EVERYTHING IT’S EVERYONE’S SHIT!...Just sayin!
Jestyr then scoffs and then turns his attention away from the 4th wall and begins rummaging through Ms. Synn’s personal belongings…He gets to one baby blue duffle bag, and whatever it is he’s looking for GOTZ ta be in this phucking bag, it’s the last one. He unzips it opens and peers inside. His head lowers as he shakes his head. A look of rage fills his eyes as he spins around showing Behave whats in the bag…A bunch of rectangle boxes that have the words
Engraved on them professionally and everything! Jestyr refusing to accept this buries his hand in the bag and ruages around until we see a mischevious grin shoot across his face. He then turns to the two gentlemen standing directly behind him.
Je$TyR SeRyOu$: Now gentlemen as PRoMi$ED, the rarest of the rare! Something I can assure you both not a single lady or GeNTLEMANNNNN in this business can lay claim to! SO without further ado, I give to you…THE MOST SYNFUL PAIR OF PANTIES ON SMASH, cause hey I don’t know if you fellaz heard the rumors but some say Synn’s VAJe actually has
CHeCK iT OUTTTTTTTAAAAAA!!!!
Jestyr yanks his hand from the bag and holds up…Well you can tell by the collective gasps that what Jestyr is now holding high in the air is NOT what anyone, yall included expecting to see. I mean us personally we were thinking something black perhaps lace, but no this shit looks like…
Je$TyR SeRyOu$: OK so maybe it looks like it used to be the bottom part of someone’s
Sure it’s uh tan, and a little on the not small side, but as you can see I got it from where I got it from so…DO We HaVe An ACCORD GENTLEMEN???
We didn’t ask that ? rhetorically, but these mooks didn’t really need to give an answer anyway because their faces told us everything we needed to know, that and both of their hands lunged for it at the same time. Jestyr lets them take it as he begins to laugh to himself until this happy business transaction is rudely interupted by the sound
The two robust gentlemen turn around to find Ms. Behave holding a switch blade in their faces as she says…
Ms. BeHaVe: HOLD UP RIGHT THERE BOYZ! You only gave me a thousand…The deal was $800…EACH!
Joe Knox: But Johnny…I mean Mr. SeRyOuS told us it was five, he actually said it like three times…
Mitch Stone: YEAH, what kinda crap are you guys trying to pull we don’t have to…
The two then turn around to now find JeSTyR SeRyOuS holding a switch blade on them. He tilts the knife and uses it to scratch an itch on the side of his face as he quickly grabs Knox by the back of his mullet and yanks him close to where if Jestyr sneezes this Basement BaDASS is gunna need a REALLY BIG F’N BANDAID!!
Je$TyR SeRyOU$: Yeah, but YOU HEARD THE LADY..If she says $800 each…I think you can tell by the look on her face, if you two even looked at her face, you can see she is being PReTTy SeRyOUS RIGHT MEOW!!! SO what’s it gunna be?
Mitch Stone: So yall said $800?
Je$TyR SeRyoU$: See BEHAVE and you told me you thought they were stupid! I mean no one is gunna confuse either of these two for ole BiLL SHAKeSPeRe anytime soon, but at least they aren’t ya know BRAIN DEAD!!! NoW RUN ALoNG TWaTZ, cause if Behave over there cuts off your fingers how the phuck are you gunna shove these panties into your nostrilz? Now AM-SKRAY DiLDO’Z YOU GOT WHAT YA PAID FOR!!!
Jestyr hands them Synn’s shocking pair of tan granny panties and the two are noticeably in a hurry, as they tug on their $1600 purchase back and fourth while we hear a brief nerd argument ensue over who gets the first whiff. Jestyr and Ms. BeHaVe just stand there looking off the screen in disgust. Jestyr leans in and whispers something to Ms. BeHaVe, she grabs Jestyr by his arm and tries to pull him towards the door, but he stops her and nods in the direction of the camera. SHe sees this and is immediately sent into an immediate and perpetual state of aggravation as she looks into the camera and sticks her tongue out as she storms off. Jestyr watches as he hates to see her Go…BuT LOVEZ 2 WaTCH HeR LeaVE! He then turns back towards the camera and quaintly smiles as he takes out his cigarettes, and fires one up as he takes his first drag and begins to wrap whatever this is UP!
Je$TyR SeRyOU$: Synn my dear! Please don’t confuse this please, I have nothing against you personally! Actually if we are being honest I know exactly who you are and I have to say from what I’ve seen I am actually a fan of your work, and I really believe you have the potential to truly be something special here on the top brand of pro rasslin known as
So before we call it a day I just want to make sure we understood everything that happened here today, K?...K! SO…What DID WE LEARN? Well hopefully above any and everything else you learned that you just won’t walk in here and think because a few of us have heard your name before you are going to be gifted the type of respect you haven’t yet earned! Which at this point I think it’s more than safe to point out
Ohh and if you think you are gunna beat it out of me, well before you focus your thoughts on that allow me to suggest that you first think about whether or not you are the first person to shoot me that
But I mean you are of course more than welcome to try, I never fault anyone for that! But just understand it is going to come with a few fresh bumps, scrapes, bruises, and bloodloss of your own! It’s time we crank shit up here a NOTCH on SMASH SYNN, and we just may be the best ones in position to do it! Which if you behave yourself between now and then, WGWF at the next episode of SMASH I will have a surprise for every single one of you that will knock your F’N SOCKS OFF! But more on that @ SMASH! For now, I just wanna say uhhh…
Jestyr takes two hundreds from his $1600 and drops the in Synn’s locker…Right ontop of her intellectual property, and then looks back at the camera and mockingly bows as he takes another drag from his cigarette and flicks it off into the distance exhaling the smoke through his nostrils as he says…
Je$TyR SeRyOu$: Look buy yourself a new rug or whatever, I hear they have some on sale at Target, or maybe buy a few pairs of panties that don’t look like they are holding your sexual organs for ransom, that no one plans on paying! Just a suggestion from your new pal! Because I look forward to our meeting very very much, because I got a feeling that when the two most sinful superstars on SMASH butt heads live and in living color there is more than a good chance at least
But either way one way or another Ms. Synn not only do I want to thank you for a very lucrative way for us to make an official introduction, I’m sorry we had to go to these kinda lengths to prove such a point, but as I stated earlier I am a man of action, and one thing a lot of the pussies runnin around this bitch these days don’t understand is that a PERSON is their actions not their words, because if that was the case Ida been WORLD CHAMPION of the UNIVERSE at least 685 times by now! But I’m not, cause it’s not..But that doesn’t mean it has to stay that way, and by the time all is said and done on SMASH more people than the two of us will be made aware of that, because if everything goes according to plan you won’t be the only person on the SMASH roster who is forced to
Well I gotta head back to the past now and get ready to slap you silly so…LuVyaKByE!!!
Ohh and don’t forget that this time, just like everytime to come as well as every single one in the rearview
…HaS BeeN YoUR PLea$uRE!!!
K so unless you are a complete MoRoN you’d do well to notice that we are inside the bathroom of the one and thank GoD ONLY, LA Johnny Stylez! He is standing at the long table with the window looking down on his precious home, New Orleans Louisiana, and it appears like it is an absolutely gorgeous day. The rays of sunlight see to delicately embrace the dark nature of the bathroom.
However the main reason you should know this bathroom belongs to your pal Johnny Stylez is because we see him standing there. Sure it’s from behind but the blue hair and large bold SOAK SOME UP tattoo on his back are dead giveawayz! We see his phone propped up against the back of the wall as he is having to use it as a mirror because well HELLLOOOOO a mirror didn’t fit the phucking fung-schey or however you fuggin say it in the room…DUH!
We see him pressing his hand against his face holding it place while his other hand begins to apply the smile of the man The SMASH brand is becoming more and more familiar with every passing week. The VeRy F’N SooN TO BE
!!!!O.W.N.E.R.!!!!
OF WGWF’s BLOODBATH DiViSiON (AND PROLLY ITS CHAMP 2)!!!!
You know Johnny’s NoT-So BeTTeR HaLF!...The uhhh
~!$!~ SeRyOu$ OnE ~!$!~
…NoT 2 MeNTiON THe DeViLiSHLy CHaRMiNG ONe!!!
So as he begins his theatrical transformation, we see his eyes dart to the corner of the phone as he quickly shoots around with his fist in a ball ready to pound this very foolish intruder but then he notices it’s just you
~$~ F’N Mo-Mo’$ ~$~
SUP TWATZ??? No Yeah YoU’RE RIGHT WE DON’T CARE!!!
Anyway Mr. SeRyOuS unballs his fist and softly smiles as he shakes his head. He then nods towards his direction and the camera pans to his side as we continue to watch him “PuT HiS FaCe On” as he begins to speak.
Je$TyR SeRyOu$: SuP NeRDZ? I’m on a pretty SeRyOuS F’N PITCHCOUNT HERE, so I hope yall mind if we just go head and
!!!!CuT THe SHIT!!!!
…AND EVEN IF YOU DO YOU CAN MAYBE TRY TEMU TO SEE IF THEY HAVE ANY SPARE FUCKS FOR SALE CAUSE IM FRESH F’N OUT!!!
SO SyNN has made her triumphant debut here on the SMASH brand, HOW phucking exciting! I mean you gotta respect this CRaZy CuNT DONTCHA? Well maybe yall do, but I sure as
!!!!PHuCK DON’T!!!!
ANd SEE No Rea$oN WHY I SHOULD START NOW, RiGHT???...RIGHT!!!
Because sure Ms. SyNN I’ve heard the name before, I even heard about the reputation too, and still got absolutely phucking zero for ya in the respect department. Cause whatever you did and wherever you did it in don’t mean JACK OR SHIT ROUND THIS WAY MAMA!! Here on the SMASH brand we do things a different way, we do things OUR WAY which GoD WiLLiNG will sooner or later pretty much just be
!!!!My F’N WAY!!!!
…WHiCH IS JuSsSsT HoW I LiXe IT!!!!
Cause you see here is the thing SaSSy BRITCHEZ, I’ve been on trash duty round this place for too long, but if you look at my recent track record I’ve gotten pretty phucking good at it, because if you search the halls of both WGWF locker rooms for my last two opponentz you will find not a hair, not a fiber, not a
!!!!F’N TRACE!!!!
IT’S LIKE THeY VaNiSHeD QuICKER THaN AnY NoTiON AMBER MANSLEY DON’T SpEND MoST oF iF NoT ALL HeR TiMe IN TFO LoCKeR RooM ON HeR KNeeZ AFTeR LaST WeeK!
Your victory was impressive Dear, so credit where it’s due and what not. However as you venture further away from the shallow end you might wanna stop and put some air in your floaties and practice holding your breath cause if you aint careful I’ll fuck around and pull you under and watch you fight for air kind like the SMASH champ did while a member of JMONT’s GiRL SCOUT TROOP! But I didn’t come here just to make threats I will eventually be able to refer to as
!!!!P.R.O.M.I.S.E.S.!!!!!
WHiCH YoU CoULD ASK FPV ALL ABOUT IF YOU COULD LOCATE HIS SIMPLE ASS!!!
No MAM indeed! No I came here to SHOW you what I am! Because what most asshatz in this biz don’t understand these days is that people are their actions not their words! And well I told you earlier that my respect level for you is lower than CLYDE NEWTON’S F’N BODY COUNT…THat he didn’t have to pay for before hand, OBViOU$Ly!!! Because since you are new I felt the necessity to make sure you understood good and got damn well that you aint finna walk in here and think that just because you drew a lil money here won a pretty lil title there that means we are just gunna roll the phucking redcarpet out and show you some respect you haven’t earned WHERE IT MATTERZ! So…I gotz ta
!!!!!T.H.I.N.K.I.N.G.!!!!!
WHiCH IS HaRDLy EVeR a GooD THiNG…THIS TIME ESPECIALLY!!!
And it didn’t take me long to devise a way for me to perfectly demonstrate how much respect you presently have amongst your new uh “Co-WoRKeRZ” and I even made a LiL MoNeY Too…and you KNOWWWWW what we calls those don’t we? Cause I mean who don’t like a good ole
???WiN-WiN???
SiTCH-E-AShON…STOP YES YOU DO!!!
So like I said as a man of action I can show ya, better than I can tell ya! So WHO’S UP FOR A RIDE TO THE FUTURE??? K shut up let’s go!
Scene then slowly fades as we watch Johnny Stylez put the finishing touches on his black smile, and the black coloring around the eyes as he the crudely smears white facepaint all over his face…He has enough time to flash a quick smile before the scene completely fades out.
When we fade back in we see a graphic on the left hand side of the screen that says…
WGWF Monday NiGHT SMASH
2.26.2024
It’s phucking hectic here in the backstage area, as it typically is an hour before show time. There are all kinda people backstage doin all kinds of shit. Tieing up last minute lose ends, making sure everything is as near to perfect as humanly possible before one of the most watched shows in all of Pro Wrestling goes live. The fans are starting to fill the seats in the arena and the dark matches are about to get underway. Now as for the talent themselves they are of course putting their ring gear on, speaking with WGWF media and other sources of.
But our adventures today bring us right to the WGWF women’s lockerroom. We once again see Je$TyR SeRyOu$ casually stroll up decked out in a black and white pinstriped suit, and he isn’t alone. He has two turdz who couldn’t be mistaken for anything else but wrestling fans, just look how dumb they look. Kinda chunky jean shorts and TFO t-shirts…Couple a DiLDoZ THeSe TWO! Are these Jestyr’s? Only fans?, HA, yall quit playin! No these stooges are here cause they got
~!!!~ $$$$$ ~!!!~
…FoR WHaT?...HAHAHA YOU’LL SEE!!!
These men consider themselves collectors despite looking like the type of gentlemen that have to alert people when they move into their neighborhoods! Jestyr and these gentz are all smiles as Jestyr stops infront of the locker room door and gives it a special knock. He waits and nothing…So he turns around and offers a faint smile as he knocks the same way again. Then suddenly the door swings open and we see a drop dead gorgeous woman who is all boobs and black and white clown face paint. She is holding what appears to be an empty animal cage of some sort. The look on her face is anything but pleased..Until she sees that it’s Mr. J!
Ms. Behave: MR. J! I was wonderin when you was gunna get here! Yall better come on and take care of this shit I did what you asked Mr. J and it went like you said it would but I’m not sure exactly how much time we have!
Jestyr takes both of his hands wraps and grabs Behave by her head pulls her in and kisses her on the forehead as he says…
Je$TyR SeRyOu$: THAT’S WHY YOU’RE ON THE TEAM MAMA! But what did I tell ya hey? Let the snake out of it’s cage in a women’s locker room and everyone LOSES THEIR MINDS! But you heard her fellaz TiMe is MoNEY!!! PAY THE LADY!!!
Jestyr then barges into the locker room while Tweedle Dee and Tweedle DUMB ass take out their wallets and start handing Ms. Behave crisp new one hundred dollar bills. Scene then immediatley cuts inside the locker room where we see Jestyr looking all over the pace until he comes to a locker in the corner of the far end of the room that has the name
“SYNN”
Above it with a bag and some other personal items neatly arranged sitting there all peaceful and undisturbed. Also right next to Synn’s nameplate is a large cardboard sign with the wordz
“INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY”
Written on it in black permanent marker so you know it’s official. Jestyr sees this and shakes his head as he rolls his eyes. Then in one fluid swift motion he yanks the sign off and turns around to see Behave and the boyz just joining them. He nonchalantly hands it to Ms. Behave who looks at it and rolls her eyes too as Jestyr says…
Je$TyR SeRyOu$: BEHAVE DO SOMETHIN WITH THIS BULLSHIT PLEASE!!!
Jestyr rips the sign and hands it off to Ms. Behave who tosses it in a near by waste basket. They look at each other and then into the camera both shooting a sly smile yallz way!
Je$TyR SeRyOu$: WHAT? WE’RE IN THE FUTURE, AT SMASH AND EVERYTHING IT’S EVERYONE’S SHIT!...Just sayin!
Jestyr then scoffs and then turns his attention away from the 4th wall and begins rummaging through Ms. Synn’s personal belongings…He gets to one baby blue duffle bag, and whatever it is he’s looking for GOTZ ta be in this phucking bag, it’s the last one. He unzips it opens and peers inside. His head lowers as he shakes his head. A look of rage fills his eyes as he spins around showing Behave whats in the bag…A bunch of rectangle boxes that have the words
“INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY”
Engraved on them professionally and everything! Jestyr refusing to accept this buries his hand in the bag and ruages around until we see a mischevious grin shoot across his face. He then turns to the two gentlemen standing directly behind him.
Je$TyR SeRyOu$: Now gentlemen as PRoMi$ED, the rarest of the rare! Something I can assure you both not a single lady or GeNTLEMANNNNN in this business can lay claim to! SO without further ado, I give to you…THE MOST SYNFUL PAIR OF PANTIES ON SMASH, cause hey I don’t know if you fellaz heard the rumors but some say Synn’s VAJe actually has
!!!!!F’N TEETH!!!!
I CaNT SPeaK 2 IT PeRSoNaLLy, BuT, WeLL IT WOULDN’T SHOCK ME!
CHeCK iT OUTTTTTTTAAAAAA!!!!
Jestyr yanks his hand from the bag and holds up…Well you can tell by the collective gasps that what Jestyr is now holding high in the air is NOT what anyone, yall included expecting to see. I mean us personally we were thinking something black perhaps lace, but no this shit looks like…
Je$TyR SeRyOu$: OK so maybe it looks like it used to be the bottom part of someone’s
!!!!PeRSoNaL PHiREPLaCe PHuCK RuG!!!!!
THERE ALLITERATION AND YOU D-BaGZ SaY I DoNT KNoW ENGLISH…WELL PHUCK YOU…IN YOUR STUPID FACE!!!!
Sure it’s uh tan, and a little on the not small side, but as you can see I got it from where I got it from so…DO We HaVe An ACCORD GENTLEMEN???
We didn’t ask that ? rhetorically, but these mooks didn’t really need to give an answer anyway because their faces told us everything we needed to know, that and both of their hands lunged for it at the same time. Jestyr lets them take it as he begins to laugh to himself until this happy business transaction is rudely interupted by the sound
*SHINKKKK*
The two robust gentlemen turn around to find Ms. Behave holding a switch blade in their faces as she says…
Ms. BeHaVe: HOLD UP RIGHT THERE BOYZ! You only gave me a thousand…The deal was $800…EACH!
Joe Knox: But Johnny…I mean Mr. SeRyOuS told us it was five, he actually said it like three times…
Mitch Stone: YEAH, what kinda crap are you guys trying to pull we don’t have to…
*SHINKKKK*
The two then turn around to now find JeSTyR SeRyOuS holding a switch blade on them. He tilts the knife and uses it to scratch an itch on the side of his face as he quickly grabs Knox by the back of his mullet and yanks him close to where if Jestyr sneezes this Basement BaDASS is gunna need a REALLY BIG F’N BANDAID!!
Je$TyR SeRyOU$: Yeah, but YOU HEARD THE LADY..If she says $800 each…I think you can tell by the look on her face, if you two even looked at her face, you can see she is being PReTTy SeRyOUS RIGHT MEOW!!! SO what’s it gunna be?
Mitch Stone: So yall said $800?
Je$TyR SeRyoU$: See BEHAVE and you told me you thought they were stupid! I mean no one is gunna confuse either of these two for ole BiLL SHAKeSPeRe anytime soon, but at least they aren’t ya know BRAIN DEAD!!! NoW RUN ALoNG TWaTZ, cause if Behave over there cuts off your fingers how the phuck are you gunna shove these panties into your nostrilz? Now AM-SKRAY DiLDO’Z YOU GOT WHAT YA PAID FOR!!!
Jestyr hands them Synn’s shocking pair of tan granny panties and the two are noticeably in a hurry, as they tug on their $1600 purchase back and fourth while we hear a brief nerd argument ensue over who gets the first whiff. Jestyr and Ms. BeHaVe just stand there looking off the screen in disgust. Jestyr leans in and whispers something to Ms. BeHaVe, she grabs Jestyr by his arm and tries to pull him towards the door, but he stops her and nods in the direction of the camera. SHe sees this and is immediately sent into an immediate and perpetual state of aggravation as she looks into the camera and sticks her tongue out as she storms off. Jestyr watches as he hates to see her Go…BuT LOVEZ 2 WaTCH HeR LeaVE! He then turns back towards the camera and quaintly smiles as he takes out his cigarettes, and fires one up as he takes his first drag and begins to wrap whatever this is UP!
Je$TyR SeRyOU$: Synn my dear! Please don’t confuse this please, I have nothing against you personally! Actually if we are being honest I know exactly who you are and I have to say from what I’ve seen I am actually a fan of your work, and I really believe you have the potential to truly be something special here on the top brand of pro rasslin known as
~$~ S.M.A.S.H. ~$~
…YA KNOW JUST NOT AT MY EXPENSE!!!
So before we call it a day I just want to make sure we understood everything that happened here today, K?...K! SO…What DID WE LEARN? Well hopefully above any and everything else you learned that you just won’t walk in here and think because a few of us have heard your name before you are going to be gifted the type of respect you haven’t yet earned! Which at this point I think it’s more than safe to point out
!!!!THaT AiNT QUITE THE CaSe, HuH?
So IF YOU WaNT Re$PeCT ARETHA YOU ARE GUNNA HaVe To FiNd SoMe OTHeR WAY!
Ohh and if you think you are gunna beat it out of me, well before you focus your thoughts on that allow me to suggest that you first think about whether or not you are the first person to shoot me that
!!!!!EMpTy F’N THReaT!!!!!
CaUse THE ReaSON THeIR THReaTZ BeCaMe EMpTy IS A CLeaR InDICaTiON oF HoW WeLL IT WoRKeD OuT 4 THEM!!!
But I mean you are of course more than welcome to try, I never fault anyone for that! But just understand it is going to come with a few fresh bumps, scrapes, bruises, and bloodloss of your own! It’s time we crank shit up here a NOTCH on SMASH SYNN, and we just may be the best ones in position to do it! Which if you behave yourself between now and then, WGWF at the next episode of SMASH I will have a surprise for every single one of you that will knock your F’N SOCKS OFF! But more on that @ SMASH! For now, I just wanna say uhhh…
Jestyr takes two hundreds from his $1600 and drops the in Synn’s locker…Right ontop of her intellectual property, and then looks back at the camera and mockingly bows as he takes another drag from his cigarette and flicks it off into the distance exhaling the smoke through his nostrils as he says…
Je$TyR SeRyOu$: Look buy yourself a new rug or whatever, I hear they have some on sale at Target, or maybe buy a few pairs of panties that don’t look like they are holding your sexual organs for ransom, that no one plans on paying! Just a suggestion from your new pal! Because I look forward to our meeting very very much, because I got a feeling that when the two most sinful superstars on SMASH butt heads live and in living color there is more than a good chance at least
!!!!!2 of THE 10 CoMMaNDMeNTZ WiLL Be BRoKeN!!!!
…And THAT’S THe Be$T CaSe SCeNaRiO!!!
But either way one way or another Ms. Synn not only do I want to thank you for a very lucrative way for us to make an official introduction, I’m sorry we had to go to these kinda lengths to prove such a point, but as I stated earlier I am a man of action, and one thing a lot of the pussies runnin around this bitch these days don’t understand is that a PERSON is their actions not their words, because if that was the case Ida been WORLD CHAMPION of the UNIVERSE at least 685 times by now! But I’m not, cause it’s not..But that doesn’t mean it has to stay that way, and by the time all is said and done on SMASH more people than the two of us will be made aware of that, because if everything goes according to plan you won’t be the only person on the SMASH roster who is forced to
!!!!!SoaK!!!!!!
!!!!!SoMe!!!!!!
!!!!!!!UP!!!!!!!!
…AGaIn$T THeIr WILL OBVIOUSLY!!!
Well I gotta head back to the past now and get ready to slap you silly so…LuVyaKByE!!!
Ohh and don’t forget that this time, just like everytime to come as well as every single one in the rearview
…HaS BeeN YoUR PLea$uRE!!!
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