Post by pogotheclown on Jan 19, 2024 16:20:08 GMT -5
OOC: This is my part of a collab rp we had planned, but sadly Stitches could not write his shoot due to personal issues. I still wanted to post the rp to at least give the Cassette Collective something to work on.
We see a chalk board in the middle of the living room of Pogo and Stitches, upon the chalk board we see the following.
Good girl, bad girl
We see Pogo seated upon his baby seat, holding a pen and a piece of paper in his hands as he awaits for Stitches.
Stitches: Alright, class is in session. Make sure that all your cell phones are off!
Pogo reaches over towards his cell phone inside his jacket, checks on whether it is disconnected or not before turning it back into his jacket.
Stitches: Thank you Pogo, I appreciate it that you are fully invested to learn the difference between.
He turns his attention towards the chalk board, points a wooden spoon towards the board as a sort of pointer as Pogo nods his head.
Stitches: Please write upon your paper Pogo, good girls are nice and want to be your friend.
Pogo quickly writes it down upon the piece of paper, then lift his small arm in the air for a question.
Stitches: I already gave you the chance to go to the toilet before class Pogo.
Pogo shakes his head
Pogo: No I already went Stitches, I
Stitches: I am teacher Stitches!!
Pogo swallows before nodding his head
Pogo: Apologies teacher Stitches, I have already went before class. I just wanted to comment that clearly Miss Jenny is a good girl.
Teacher Stitches walks over towards Pogo and checks the piece of paper before nodding his head, he then turns towards the board and continues with his lesson.
Teacher Stitches: I will answer your questions shortly Pogo, but it is important to learn what I am going to teach you.
He turns his attention towards Pogo before coughing as he uses the spoon towards the bad girl part.
Teacher Stitches: Bad girls pretend to be your friend, but will mostly abuse a clown and make fun of him behind his back. They tell you that they like you, but then stand you up in the middle of the rain with an expensive ring while dating the popular jock!!!!
Pogo quickly writes down everything what Stitches was saying, trying to match the speed of a suddenly frustrated Stitches. Only to turn his attention back towards Pogo after taking deep breaths.
Teacher Stitches: Forget the golden ring part Pogo, I accidently thought back about someone that I thought she loved me. Last thing I heard from her was that she is a cashier for a local super market… Who is laughing now Tiffany!!!!
He lifts his hand in the air while holding the spoon, squeezing it violently before remembering that he is teaching Pogo a lesson.
Teacher Stitches: But I am drifting off the subject, but do you see the difference between the two Pogo??
Pogo looks down upon the piece of paper, noticing that he had drawn some small drawings of Jenny Myst before turning his attention towards what he had written down.
Pogo: So if I understand you correctly, when a girl gives you something means that she is nice right??
Teacher Stitches: That is correct Pogo
Pogo: But when she pretends that she likes you it means she is a bad girl?
Teacher Stitches: Again, you are absolutely right. Do you have any examples of a good girl or girls as well as bad??
Pogo starts to tap his fingers upon his baby seat, chewing upon his pen before a lightbulb imaginary pops up above his head.
Pogo: I got an example of a good girl!!!
Teacher Stitches: Okay, tell me Pogo.
Pogo: Well first of all I want to start off with he good girl, Miss Jenny has constantly been nice to allow me watch Disney+, we like Sponge Cakes as well as she is going to teach me to swim!!!
Stitches lets out a sigh as he wants to respond towards what Pogo was saying
Pogo: And I got two examples for a bad girl!! The Cassette Collective.
Teacher Stitches: And why is that Pogo??
Pogo: They first give me a present, I want to return the favour as being nice and give them my fan page card. And they get upset!! As if I am forcing them to spend money on me!!!!
Teacher Stitches: well you did say that you created it so that fans could send you money Pogo. So technically you were.
Pogo: Well who want girls like that to be fans of me Teacher Stitches?? They would probably stand us up just like that Tiffany girl you mentioned. So why would I even try??
Teacher Stitches: Well Pogo, I…
Pogo interrupts him as he is clearly not listening.
Pogo: And then they want to issue a challenge, making me look bad towards Mrs. Page, who I know has looked up my Fans Only Page a few times.
Stitches raises an eyebrow in surprise.
Teacher Stitches: She did?? How do you know??
Pogo: Well once I saw a new IP address, I checked it out. And all I got in front of me was: This Page cannot be found.
Stitches face palms himself after hearing what Pogo just said, opening his mouth to retaliates but decides to let it slide.
Pogo: And more importantly, I checked their win/loss record. And I realized that they are just jealous of me.
Teacher Sttiches: I shudder to ask, but why Pogo??
Pogo looks up towards his friend with a puzzled look on his face.
Pogo: Because I am undefeated in singles competition teacher Stitches, I thought you already figured that one out.
Stitches lifts his head up to the ceiling, counting the cracks around the barely functioning lamp that is attached to it and counts to ten.
Pogo: I think we need to
Suddenly we hear an alarm clock go off as we see Pogo jump out of his seat
Pogo: Woohoo!!!
Teacher Stitches: Uhm Pogo?? Where do you think you are going???
Pogo turns around as he is halfway towards the bathroom door, looking excited towards his friend as he points towards the bathroom.
Pogo: I am going to change into my swimsuit Teacher Pogo, Miss Jenny promised to teach me the breast stroke!!!
With that he runs off and slams the bath room door shut behind him as the camera turns back to Stitches.
Teacher Stitches: I guess I will have no problems convincing Principal Candice Page that Pogo has to stay over after school.
He starts to clean the chalk board as the shot slowly fades.
---Later that day---
We see Pogo in the living room, seated upon their beat down couch while answering fan questions upon his cell phone. Stitches can be seen in the kitchen making dinner as Pogo is talking to himself while answering questions.
Pogo: Dear Pogo, I hope you and Stitches will beat the Cassette Collective at First Dance. Love HighnessJennyM.
Pogo giggles as he starts to type back an answer
Pogo: Dear HighnessJennyM, thank you for your support. Me and Stitches will do all we can to put them in their place.
We see Stitches turn his head towards Pogo
Stitches: Did you say something Pogo??
Pogo turns his little head towards his friend while pointing towards his cell phone.
Pogo: I was just answering some fan questions Stitches, my fan wants us to beat the Cassette Collective.
Stitches smiles as he nods his head, turning his head back towards his cooking and whispers underneath his breath.
Stitches: I wonder how long it will take him to realize that his fan is Jenny Myst.
We cut back to Pogo as he has placed his phone beside him after closing his Only Fans account.
Pogo: I am so excited, our first ever tag team match together. Battling those girls.
He says the word with a disgusted look on his face, acting like a five year old that is in denial that he really likes girls.
Pogo: I mean seriously, I was only being polite. Stitches always taught me to introduce yourself towards others, open up to them with a smile upon your face in order for them to feel welcomed. And miss Jenny recently told me that if you want to get far in this business world is to make a business card, so that’s what I did!!
He pulls out his Only Fans card, shows it in front of the camera as we see his happy face on a picture.
Pogo: How was I supposed to know that not everyone likes Only Fans?? It’s not like I am walking around in front of my camera while wearing my Billy Ray Willis outfit or something.
This statement is followed by a loud sound coming from the kitchen, the camera turns towards Stitches who just dropped the pan of soup that he was holding with two pot holders in his hands.
Pogo: You okay Stitches???
Stitches: Promise me one thing Pogo, never and I mean NEVER say or do anything like that again okay??
Pogo raises an eyebrow before shrugging his shoulders.
Pogo: Mkay, I promise.
Stitches turns back towards the soup as Pogo looks into the camera.
Pogo: See what you caused Stitches to do?? All because you could not see the kind gesture of me giving you that card, I mean I kinda like you two girls. But you have to understand that you two really hurt my feelings. You see, I may look tough and come across really confident. But honestly?? I am a very sensitive little clown.
He pouts his lips, causing the smile that is drawn upon his face to turn very awkward.
Pogo: Me and Stitches are trying to pay off every bill that we have to pay, we got like three months of rent still to pay. Also the landlord hasn’t fixed the shower yet, forcing Stitches to wash me in the sink. Is that something to laugh at???
His sad look turns as he becomes very upset as he crosses his arms.
Pogo: I bet you two have always had an easy life, I bet you have had many different friends and a lot of money. Well good for you, but don’t think you two can buy my friendship with I have to admit cool phones you gave us.
He picks up the phone and smiles as he whispers thank you in a very soft tone, only to turn his frown back to a serious one.
Pogo: Well don’t think I will give it back!! Its ours now!! And we are going to prove to you that we deserve them!! You see, we got the advantage over you two as we have been wrestling for like, lets see.
He starts to count upon his little fingers, causing him to bite upon his lower lip as he gets frustrated.
Pogo: We have been wrestling for like this long!!!
He holds two fingers up in the air, nodding his head happily as he shakes his little bootie in excitement.
Pogo: This is our second year now that we are under contract.
Stitches: You do know that it has been only a few months right??
Says Stitches as he turns his head around the corner of the kitchen into the living room.
Pogo: That doesn’t matter Stitches, it sure has been longer than those two have been in the company. Hell, I was even told that Rudolf had an allergic reaction to them.
Stitches raises an eyebrow to that statement.
Stitches: Rudolf and an allergic reaction??
Pogo: Yeah, I saw him walk out of the arena with Santa and the other raindeers after the show and he had a red nose!! Isn’t that bizar??
Stitches face palms himself, not believing what Pogo was saying but shakes his head and turns around towards the mess in the kitchen.
Pogo: How can you live with yourselves?? I mean honestly?? I know I have problems talking with girls, but Miss Jenny has told me many times that it has to come from the heart. She is really sweet you know, she always lets me sit on her lap while watching Disney+. So far I have watched the Little Mermaid, Beauty and the Beast as well as some documentary about a couple that had some home made video stolen from them on a boat.
He starts to tap his chin with his little finger as he thinks back to the Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee series that was on Disney+
Pogo: Come to think of it, those two must have been very desperate. I can tell that they were once rich, but some reason they lost all of their money. I mean apparently they got lost at sea on that boat, had no more clothes and well… they did a video to make some money, well how is that acceptable and what I am doing is not??
He crosses his arms in pure anger as if steam is coming out of his ears.
Pogo: If you ever need to talk Miss Pam, I will grant you a free subscription for a month or so. Us desperate souls need to stick together!! I guess that is why the Cassette Collective is desperately trying to win over those who they believe will adore them. Well I adore Miss Jenny!!!!
He hops off the couch and walks over towards the television to turn it on before walking back to the couch.
Pogo: I know what you must be thining, why not using the remote control? Well, uhm… our remote control exploded.
He has a very guilty look upon his face after saying this.
Pogo: You see, I was young and I did not know that these things were sensitive to water and electricity.
He nervously starts to tap his little fingers, trying to find the courage to admit what he had done to it.
Pogo: So I have promised Stitches that I would never drop a curling iron into the water, but how was I supposed to know that this is dangerous?? I only wanted to heat the water really fast!!! Luckily he stopped me from jumping into the water, he told me that it would turn my natural curly hair into nail like objects. And I really hate nails, they poke you and that hurts. So let that be a lesson to me, but also a lesson to you two girls. Don’t hurt a clown, because we may sting back!!.
He pumps up his fists in the air as he loses his balance and falls over on his back on the couch as the camera turns to Stitches, who is standing in the doorway shaking his head.
We see a chalk board in the middle of the living room of Pogo and Stitches, upon the chalk board we see the following.
Good girl, bad girl
We see Pogo seated upon his baby seat, holding a pen and a piece of paper in his hands as he awaits for Stitches.
Stitches: Alright, class is in session. Make sure that all your cell phones are off!
Pogo reaches over towards his cell phone inside his jacket, checks on whether it is disconnected or not before turning it back into his jacket.
Stitches: Thank you Pogo, I appreciate it that you are fully invested to learn the difference between.
He turns his attention towards the chalk board, points a wooden spoon towards the board as a sort of pointer as Pogo nods his head.
Stitches: Please write upon your paper Pogo, good girls are nice and want to be your friend.
Pogo quickly writes it down upon the piece of paper, then lift his small arm in the air for a question.
Stitches: I already gave you the chance to go to the toilet before class Pogo.
Pogo shakes his head
Pogo: No I already went Stitches, I
Stitches: I am teacher Stitches!!
Pogo swallows before nodding his head
Pogo: Apologies teacher Stitches, I have already went before class. I just wanted to comment that clearly Miss Jenny is a good girl.
Teacher Stitches walks over towards Pogo and checks the piece of paper before nodding his head, he then turns towards the board and continues with his lesson.
Teacher Stitches: I will answer your questions shortly Pogo, but it is important to learn what I am going to teach you.
He turns his attention towards Pogo before coughing as he uses the spoon towards the bad girl part.
Teacher Stitches: Bad girls pretend to be your friend, but will mostly abuse a clown and make fun of him behind his back. They tell you that they like you, but then stand you up in the middle of the rain with an expensive ring while dating the popular jock!!!!
Pogo quickly writes down everything what Stitches was saying, trying to match the speed of a suddenly frustrated Stitches. Only to turn his attention back towards Pogo after taking deep breaths.
Teacher Stitches: Forget the golden ring part Pogo, I accidently thought back about someone that I thought she loved me. Last thing I heard from her was that she is a cashier for a local super market… Who is laughing now Tiffany!!!!
He lifts his hand in the air while holding the spoon, squeezing it violently before remembering that he is teaching Pogo a lesson.
Teacher Stitches: But I am drifting off the subject, but do you see the difference between the two Pogo??
Pogo looks down upon the piece of paper, noticing that he had drawn some small drawings of Jenny Myst before turning his attention towards what he had written down.
Pogo: So if I understand you correctly, when a girl gives you something means that she is nice right??
Teacher Stitches: That is correct Pogo
Pogo: But when she pretends that she likes you it means she is a bad girl?
Teacher Stitches: Again, you are absolutely right. Do you have any examples of a good girl or girls as well as bad??
Pogo starts to tap his fingers upon his baby seat, chewing upon his pen before a lightbulb imaginary pops up above his head.
Pogo: I got an example of a good girl!!!
Teacher Stitches: Okay, tell me Pogo.
Pogo: Well first of all I want to start off with he good girl, Miss Jenny has constantly been nice to allow me watch Disney+, we like Sponge Cakes as well as she is going to teach me to swim!!!
Stitches lets out a sigh as he wants to respond towards what Pogo was saying
Pogo: And I got two examples for a bad girl!! The Cassette Collective.
Teacher Stitches: And why is that Pogo??
Pogo: They first give me a present, I want to return the favour as being nice and give them my fan page card. And they get upset!! As if I am forcing them to spend money on me!!!!
Teacher Stitches: well you did say that you created it so that fans could send you money Pogo. So technically you were.
Pogo: Well who want girls like that to be fans of me Teacher Stitches?? They would probably stand us up just like that Tiffany girl you mentioned. So why would I even try??
Teacher Stitches: Well Pogo, I…
Pogo interrupts him as he is clearly not listening.
Pogo: And then they want to issue a challenge, making me look bad towards Mrs. Page, who I know has looked up my Fans Only Page a few times.
Stitches raises an eyebrow in surprise.
Teacher Stitches: She did?? How do you know??
Pogo: Well once I saw a new IP address, I checked it out. And all I got in front of me was: This Page cannot be found.
Stitches face palms himself after hearing what Pogo just said, opening his mouth to retaliates but decides to let it slide.
Pogo: And more importantly, I checked their win/loss record. And I realized that they are just jealous of me.
Teacher Sttiches: I shudder to ask, but why Pogo??
Pogo looks up towards his friend with a puzzled look on his face.
Pogo: Because I am undefeated in singles competition teacher Stitches, I thought you already figured that one out.
Stitches lifts his head up to the ceiling, counting the cracks around the barely functioning lamp that is attached to it and counts to ten.
Pogo: I think we need to
Suddenly we hear an alarm clock go off as we see Pogo jump out of his seat
Pogo: Woohoo!!!
Teacher Stitches: Uhm Pogo?? Where do you think you are going???
Pogo turns around as he is halfway towards the bathroom door, looking excited towards his friend as he points towards the bathroom.
Pogo: I am going to change into my swimsuit Teacher Pogo, Miss Jenny promised to teach me the breast stroke!!!
With that he runs off and slams the bath room door shut behind him as the camera turns back to Stitches.
Teacher Stitches: I guess I will have no problems convincing Principal Candice Page that Pogo has to stay over after school.
He starts to clean the chalk board as the shot slowly fades.
---Later that day---
We see Pogo in the living room, seated upon their beat down couch while answering fan questions upon his cell phone. Stitches can be seen in the kitchen making dinner as Pogo is talking to himself while answering questions.
Pogo: Dear Pogo, I hope you and Stitches will beat the Cassette Collective at First Dance. Love HighnessJennyM.
Pogo giggles as he starts to type back an answer
Pogo: Dear HighnessJennyM, thank you for your support. Me and Stitches will do all we can to put them in their place.
We see Stitches turn his head towards Pogo
Stitches: Did you say something Pogo??
Pogo turns his little head towards his friend while pointing towards his cell phone.
Pogo: I was just answering some fan questions Stitches, my fan wants us to beat the Cassette Collective.
Stitches smiles as he nods his head, turning his head back towards his cooking and whispers underneath his breath.
Stitches: I wonder how long it will take him to realize that his fan is Jenny Myst.
We cut back to Pogo as he has placed his phone beside him after closing his Only Fans account.
Pogo: I am so excited, our first ever tag team match together. Battling those girls.
He says the word with a disgusted look on his face, acting like a five year old that is in denial that he really likes girls.
Pogo: I mean seriously, I was only being polite. Stitches always taught me to introduce yourself towards others, open up to them with a smile upon your face in order for them to feel welcomed. And miss Jenny recently told me that if you want to get far in this business world is to make a business card, so that’s what I did!!
He pulls out his Only Fans card, shows it in front of the camera as we see his happy face on a picture.
Pogo: How was I supposed to know that not everyone likes Only Fans?? It’s not like I am walking around in front of my camera while wearing my Billy Ray Willis outfit or something.
This statement is followed by a loud sound coming from the kitchen, the camera turns towards Stitches who just dropped the pan of soup that he was holding with two pot holders in his hands.
Pogo: You okay Stitches???
Stitches: Promise me one thing Pogo, never and I mean NEVER say or do anything like that again okay??
Pogo raises an eyebrow before shrugging his shoulders.
Pogo: Mkay, I promise.
Stitches turns back towards the soup as Pogo looks into the camera.
Pogo: See what you caused Stitches to do?? All because you could not see the kind gesture of me giving you that card, I mean I kinda like you two girls. But you have to understand that you two really hurt my feelings. You see, I may look tough and come across really confident. But honestly?? I am a very sensitive little clown.
He pouts his lips, causing the smile that is drawn upon his face to turn very awkward.
Pogo: Me and Stitches are trying to pay off every bill that we have to pay, we got like three months of rent still to pay. Also the landlord hasn’t fixed the shower yet, forcing Stitches to wash me in the sink. Is that something to laugh at???
His sad look turns as he becomes very upset as he crosses his arms.
Pogo: I bet you two have always had an easy life, I bet you have had many different friends and a lot of money. Well good for you, but don’t think you two can buy my friendship with I have to admit cool phones you gave us.
He picks up the phone and smiles as he whispers thank you in a very soft tone, only to turn his frown back to a serious one.
Pogo: Well don’t think I will give it back!! Its ours now!! And we are going to prove to you that we deserve them!! You see, we got the advantage over you two as we have been wrestling for like, lets see.
He starts to count upon his little fingers, causing him to bite upon his lower lip as he gets frustrated.
Pogo: We have been wrestling for like this long!!!
He holds two fingers up in the air, nodding his head happily as he shakes his little bootie in excitement.
Pogo: This is our second year now that we are under contract.
Stitches: You do know that it has been only a few months right??
Says Stitches as he turns his head around the corner of the kitchen into the living room.
Pogo: That doesn’t matter Stitches, it sure has been longer than those two have been in the company. Hell, I was even told that Rudolf had an allergic reaction to them.
Stitches raises an eyebrow to that statement.
Stitches: Rudolf and an allergic reaction??
Pogo: Yeah, I saw him walk out of the arena with Santa and the other raindeers after the show and he had a red nose!! Isn’t that bizar??
Stitches face palms himself, not believing what Pogo was saying but shakes his head and turns around towards the mess in the kitchen.
Pogo: How can you live with yourselves?? I mean honestly?? I know I have problems talking with girls, but Miss Jenny has told me many times that it has to come from the heart. She is really sweet you know, she always lets me sit on her lap while watching Disney+. So far I have watched the Little Mermaid, Beauty and the Beast as well as some documentary about a couple that had some home made video stolen from them on a boat.
He starts to tap his chin with his little finger as he thinks back to the Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee series that was on Disney+
Pogo: Come to think of it, those two must have been very desperate. I can tell that they were once rich, but some reason they lost all of their money. I mean apparently they got lost at sea on that boat, had no more clothes and well… they did a video to make some money, well how is that acceptable and what I am doing is not??
He crosses his arms in pure anger as if steam is coming out of his ears.
Pogo: If you ever need to talk Miss Pam, I will grant you a free subscription for a month or so. Us desperate souls need to stick together!! I guess that is why the Cassette Collective is desperately trying to win over those who they believe will adore them. Well I adore Miss Jenny!!!!
He hops off the couch and walks over towards the television to turn it on before walking back to the couch.
Pogo: I know what you must be thining, why not using the remote control? Well, uhm… our remote control exploded.
He has a very guilty look upon his face after saying this.
Pogo: You see, I was young and I did not know that these things were sensitive to water and electricity.
He nervously starts to tap his little fingers, trying to find the courage to admit what he had done to it.
Pogo: So I have promised Stitches that I would never drop a curling iron into the water, but how was I supposed to know that this is dangerous?? I only wanted to heat the water really fast!!! Luckily he stopped me from jumping into the water, he told me that it would turn my natural curly hair into nail like objects. And I really hate nails, they poke you and that hurts. So let that be a lesson to me, but also a lesson to you two girls. Don’t hurt a clown, because we may sting back!!.
He pumps up his fists in the air as he loses his balance and falls over on his back on the couch as the camera turns to Stitches, who is standing in the doorway shaking his head.