Post by lajohnnystylez on Jan 6, 2024 23:51:11 GMT -5
Scene opens on the beautiful cliffs overlooking the always vibrant CITY of ANGELS. It’s dark out so the city is giving off this gentle glow that from our perspective makes it look like angels might actually PHUCKING LIVE THERE!!!...But that aint the case, or so everyone will find out soon enough, but more on that in a bit. We are briefly below the infamous HOLLYWOOD sign seen in various movies and television, only today it doesn’t appear so glamorous. There is a large black truck on MONSTER truck tires, we also catch a brief glimpse of what appears to be a very large blue trash dump that you would normally see outside of a phucking Applebees or something?
We hear loud banging sounds and then the unmistakable sound of girls giggling together, which is always pleasant considering how much they usually can’t stan one another. But before we are able to put any faces to the giggles we find ourselves stopped as the camera slowly pans across the hood of the trunk. It completely stops moving once it has reached directly in the center and we find ourselves glaring at
He is laying with his back propped up against his windshield as he gazes up at the beautiful night sky almost in a state of bliss. A cigarette hangs from his lips as he takes a drag and then sits up. He lowers his head as he exhales the smoke popping the cigarette back in his mouth before running his hands through his hair. He looks up and turns around after we hear another loud bang followed by even louder giggles. Jestyr shakes his head and then looks dead into the camera and begins to do what he does much better than you!
Je$TyR SeRyOU$: OK forgive me, now I want you to know I am very much aware that most of you phuckin DILDOS prefer the THE BED TIME story first, but today I’m sorry to say…That particular card aint even in the
See cause once I became aware of who I was facing this week it stirred something in me that I seriously thought I had under control, and while it doesn’t typically happen very often it does from time to time, and when it happens it is usually PHUCKING HUGE! SO yes LIKE A MAN dressed as a clown I will do the one thing a lot of you mooks are incapable of doing and yet despite it being completely out of pocket for me I will go ahead and just admit that I was wrong! BOY WAS I WRONG! Wrong about what? Well as some of you may have been able to gather for yourselves the character I play when I’m not at work, you know LA JOHNNY STYLEZ???
Well he doesn’t exactly have the best reputation amongst, well pretty much anyone! ANd well since we were coming into a new place we thought it better to only focus our verbal 187’s on our opponents and leave our opinion out of the rest, but I’m sorry yall…I for real
The moment my eyes translated the information to my brain about who I was facing, some kind of gasket in my brain blew and the only color I have been able to see for almost a week now IS RED(and that HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MY EYES BEING BLOODSHOT, CAUSE THEY’RE NOT YOURS ARE BLOODSHOT!) Watching that bubbly phucking midget in a GARAGLE SALE 4th HAND HALLOWEEN COSTUME, telling everyone she is a phucking
…Is this what it’s really come to?...Like for real yall? I mean I guess it makes sense but the last time I left this biz in the rearview I was under the impression that a blueprint for success was left behind, but apparently there aren’t many capable of comprehending such a metaphorical document! Like I said though, when I’m wrong it is usually of the astronomical variety, but it’s like I literally turn my back for a few billion trillion seconds I come back and it’s like you fuggin
I was saving this for a rainy day but phuck it! Yall wanna know why I wear this get up with the make up, tactical and very classy but still very cheap suit? Because when I crash landed back on this alien planet I realized pro rasslin had become this phucking FAIRY TALE PWCU(Pro Wrestling Cinem…Yall GeT IT!!) I mean look around yall, we got phucking Viking Barbarian’s, rolling with the back up dancers in the MO MONEY MO PROBLEMS VIDEO! We got INTERGALACTIC MULTIVERSAL TRAVELING “GUARDIANZ” who come all the way back to this planet once every two weeks to continue running their multi million dollar corporations, and then of course
And yes we even HAVE PIRATES!...Or so they say! Because well the longer this goes the more I’m convinced that I just may be the only phucking person involved with the WGWF in any shape, form, or fashion who actually knows what a
I mean my intelligence is INSULTED, yet yall sit, watch, and laugh, and allow your brains to view this steamy pile of T-REX SHIT to think it’s creative? Uhhh
I’ve been telling you all for weeks that the world you live in so comfortably in your ignorance and raving stupidity, was built by some of this world's greatest “VILLAINS!” Many of which are men who were actually PHUCKING PIRATES! Men who grew weary of the crumbs their “civilizaZeD” nation was giving them after winning an unwinable war for them, who were being unfairly treated, said enough was phucking enough and they would TAKE the lives their world DENIED THEM! The very country we live in is founded upon the very same IDEALS…PIRATES EVEN HELPED SECURE THE VICTORY THAT TURNED US FROM A COLONY INTO A NATION! So you know, if you actually think about it to watch this prissy
IS INFURIATING! Honestly I say this as serious as a phone call from the ALMIGHTY, I would rather watch live coverage of menstrul cycles narrated BY PHUCKING JMONT, then watch this Disney Chanel PHUCKIN NITWIT soil the name of proper villans in the name of a sport that is supposed to BREED GREATNESS! But this is why our words...the important ones anyway are losing their meanings a little more each day! PHUCK! I’d actually be willing to phucking wager every phucking red cent I make in 2024 that the only reason THE WGWF has PIRATES instead of A DISNEY PRINCESS, is because we’ve already seen that phucking bitch ass movie, it was called
Proving that things can always be worse, but I dunno about yall but I think we should fight that shit at every turn! I mean before we watch the exuberant, enthusiastic, perhaps even innocent but naive in a cute sort of way damsel prance around WGWF’s BUZZ LIGHTYEAR who is all of a sudden woke to life on EARTH, enough to make her
That’s not even mentioning the other phucking ARGENTINASARUS in the phucking room that if this silly little bitch was prancing around a pirate ship or ya know anywhere on Earth…Or more specifically in a rental house with a bunch of got damn HOBO’Z it wouldn’t be ten seconds before she was
Cause she came from the Bremuda Triangle right?...WHAT THE PHUCK EVER!!! Look dear I could sit here and explain this to you in further depth, but I think not even you are stupid to think that we don’t see your blasphemous unholy mixture of Jake and THe NEVERLAND PIRATES and ENCHANTED for what it is! You have done not one thing unless of course you count prostituting every pirate cliche your bimbo costume allows, that even resembles what an actual pirate is…SO here is where we are JETTA! Before SMASH, when we climb in the ring and I fuggin BITCH SMACK YOU STRAIGHT PASSED THE 2nd STAR TO THE RIGHT AND
Spoiler alert BOO BOO KITTY PHUCK, you prolly aint gunna like this…Delvin…Devlin…WHATEVER you prolly aint gunna like this shit either bro! SO I’ll even make the mother phuckin
But hopefully now that I have kinda broken it down all SeSaME STReeT and shit for yall, I pray you can find it in yourselves to understand that I was left with no choice! The only way we can be better is if we phucking
SO JETTA JoLLyRoGA, here is what your boy did for you!...Well ya know what just watch if one picture is worth a thousand words…Think of the bounty a video would fetch?...Shhhh watch!!!
Scene then slowly fades to what appears to be inside a vehicle, someone is doing an absolute SHIT job of trying to record whatever the phuck is happening on video. There are random violent shakes that turn everything upside down until someone finds their composure. But we see a man turn a corner and start making his way down the street to a near by gas station. We hear Jestyr telling the girls to get ready, because he’s sure it’s “HIM”. The engine roars and Johnny slams on the gas and the phone goes flying.
By the time the picture is put back right we see Johnny cut this poor chap off in his truck before he could reach the store. The other doors on the truck suddenly pop open and three beautiful women with their faces painted just like JesTyR’Z dressed in can only be described as the very fringes of what modern society deems as “clothing”, but they are also holding black wooden baseball bats wrapped in barbwire. The driver door then swings open and Jestyr hops down flicking his cigarette away. He walks over and grabs this dirty grizzly looking homeless man who is scared 14 different kinds of shitless, by his cheeks and slowly forces him to his knees. He opens his jacket pocket and removes an envelope he shows the homeless man has five crisp baby F’N BLUE $100 bills in it! Je$TyR then makes him an offer he can’t refuse, letting him know he is aware Jetta isn’t home, and is just going to pay the man $500 for showing he and his compatriots which property it is. The man looks around nervously and then his expression completely changes when he realizes the amount of enormous boobs he was in the pressence of. They all laugh as Jestyr helps him to his feet. Jestyr then looks at the camera and cuts it.
Everyone exits Johnny’s truck as the homeless man points at the front door. Johnny then walks up and shakes his hand and hands him his envelope as promised. Jestyr then leans backwards reaching for something, we find is his black shovel with the WHITE HA-HA’s painted all over it. He takes a step back while this nimrod tries his best to count to five…And right when he gets it, he looks up
Jestyr takes a few steps forward before turning around to his girls who seem rather cheerful and bouncy themselves considering what they are here to do, but Jestyr stops and gives his final orders as CAPTAIN!
Je$TyR SeRyOu$: BREAK EVERYTHING THAT LOOKS LIKE A WINDOW…And while you are in there please REMEMBER, if we can’t take it…
Now yall go do what it do, and do try and enjoy yourselves! Ohhh and don’t kill any of these mother phuckers no one likes dealing with dead HOBO’S…Uhhh ASK ME HOW I KNOW!!!!
Scene then switches to the all out chaos that descends upon poor Devlin Knight’s rental property in LoS ANGeLES! Jestyr kicks the door in and the girls come in swinging hitting any and everything that moves until everyone is on the ground and no longer moving, or screaming GAWD screaming IS THE WORST!!! Jestyr then takes his index finger in the air and twirls it in the circle and then the girls let out a collective giggle and they get to smashing, and breaking, and stealing…EVERYTHING.
And before they leave Jestyr whistles and this sexy lil thing with the shortestr shorts uve ever seen and a half of a black t-shirt that says Ms. BEHAVE covering up some very big breasts walks to the center of what we assume was the living room, some how drops the shorts squats and takes a …well just off GP we aint gunna make yall watch that…SHIT…HA…TOO SOON?
Scene then cuts back to Jestyr now standing on top of his truck over looking his girls toss everything they stole from Jetta’s HOMELESS REFUGE into a dumpster! Jestyr then hops down into the bed of his truck and he asks…
Je$TyR SeRyOu$: …Is it ready?
Girls: YESSSSS MR. J!!!!
Je$TyR SeRyOu$: BRAVO LADIES! I’m proud of every single one of ya…Specially you Misses BEHAVE! THat was some gnarly shit, literally! But if you are all finished I am going to have to ask you all to take a few steps back, cause it’s gunna…
Jestyr takes his cigarette and flicks it into the dumpster and the gentle glow of LA DOWN BELOW is seemingly eclipsed by the sudden burst of flames coming from the dumpster. The girls give a cheer as Jestyr rolls his eyes chuckling and shaking his head. He then turns to the camera and says…
Je$TyR SeRyOu$: So Jetta that’s why I wear the make up! Like in the sense that Superman’s real costume is CLARK KENT, I find myself in an almost identical situation. This paint and shit is how I see all of you, I watch yall silly muddah phuckerz and I JUST F’N LAUGH! But really it isn’t funny, and you are DESTROYING something I have dumped way too many drops of blood, sweat, and tears into to let you parade around so you can play VAMPIRE DIARIES with OBI-NONE!! And I just hope after all this if nothing else you take it SeRoU$Ly when I tell you to
Ohh and just incase I am completely wrong and you really are looking for your parents, I used all my available resources and I think I found em, don’t say I never gave you nothin! Ohh and before I forget, incase it is in anyway unclear the poop residing in the center of your Devlin's living room should tell you that the apology I said I gave sincerely, was actually ANYTHING BUT! LuVyaKByE!!!
Jestyr then winks into the camera as suddenly we cut to a very VULGAR and TASTELESS sex scene of this little lady who resembles Jetta Tall-TIde in an obvious sort of way getting WORN OUT from behind by the biggest blackest weiner you have ever F’n seen…EVER!!! We then hear Je$TyR’s insane laughter as the scene fades leaving you once again with the notion that yet again
…It’s BEEN YOuR PLa$uRE!!!!
We hear loud banging sounds and then the unmistakable sound of girls giggling together, which is always pleasant considering how much they usually can’t stan one another. But before we are able to put any faces to the giggles we find ourselves stopped as the camera slowly pans across the hood of the trunk. It completely stops moving once it has reached directly in the center and we find ourselves glaring at
~$~ THe TiN$LeToWn TRoUBLeMAKeR ~$~
HIMSELF…THE ONE AND THANK GOD ONLY Je$TyR SeRyOu$!!!!
He is laying with his back propped up against his windshield as he gazes up at the beautiful night sky almost in a state of bliss. A cigarette hangs from his lips as he takes a drag and then sits up. He lowers his head as he exhales the smoke popping the cigarette back in his mouth before running his hands through his hair. He looks up and turns around after we hear another loud bang followed by even louder giggles. Jestyr shakes his head and then looks dead into the camera and begins to do what he does much better than you!
Je$TyR SeRyOU$: OK forgive me, now I want you to know I am very much aware that most of you phuckin DILDOS prefer the THE BED TIME story first, but today I’m sorry to say…That particular card aint even in the
!!!!GoT DaMN DeCK!!!!
..NoOoOO SIRRRRR, NoT ToDay!!!!
See cause once I became aware of who I was facing this week it stirred something in me that I seriously thought I had under control, and while it doesn’t typically happen very often it does from time to time, and when it happens it is usually PHUCKING HUGE! SO yes LIKE A MAN dressed as a clown I will do the one thing a lot of you mooks are incapable of doing and yet despite it being completely out of pocket for me I will go ahead and just admit that I was wrong! BOY WAS I WRONG! Wrong about what? Well as some of you may have been able to gather for yourselves the character I play when I’m not at work, you know LA JOHNNY STYLEZ???
???YoU MeaN LiKe T.H.E…..LA JOHNNY STYLEZ???
…YuP HIM!!!
Well he doesn’t exactly have the best reputation amongst, well pretty much anyone! ANd well since we were coming into a new place we thought it better to only focus our verbal 187’s on our opponents and leave our opinion out of the rest, but I’m sorry yall…I for real
!!!!CaN TaKE NO F’N MoRE oF IT!!!!!
…I GOT SOME SHIT I GOTTA SAY AND I GOTZ TA SAY IT NOW!!!
The moment my eyes translated the information to my brain about who I was facing, some kind of gasket in my brain blew and the only color I have been able to see for almost a week now IS RED(and that HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MY EYES BEING BLOODSHOT, CAUSE THEY’RE NOT YOURS ARE BLOODSHOT!) Watching that bubbly phucking midget in a GARAGLE SALE 4th HAND HALLOWEEN COSTUME, telling everyone she is a phucking
?WRESTLING PIRATE?
…I’M SoRRY BUT WHY AM I THE ONLY PERSON LIKE WHAT THE FUCKIN PHUCK???
…Is this what it’s really come to?...Like for real yall? I mean I guess it makes sense but the last time I left this biz in the rearview I was under the impression that a blueprint for success was left behind, but apparently there aren’t many capable of comprehending such a metaphorical document! Like I said though, when I’m wrong it is usually of the astronomical variety, but it’s like I literally turn my back for a few billion trillion seconds I come back and it’s like you fuggin
!!!!!MO-MO’s ARe OuT oF YOUR MINDZ!!!!!
…BUT THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU ALLOW THE WEAK A SEAT AT THE TABLE!!!
I was saving this for a rainy day but phuck it! Yall wanna know why I wear this get up with the make up, tactical and very classy but still very cheap suit? Because when I crash landed back on this alien planet I realized pro rasslin had become this phucking FAIRY TALE PWCU(Pro Wrestling Cinem…Yall GeT IT!!) I mean look around yall, we got phucking Viking Barbarian’s, rolling with the back up dancers in the MO MONEY MO PROBLEMS VIDEO! We got INTERGALACTIC MULTIVERSAL TRAVELING “GUARDIANZ” who come all the way back to this planet once every two weeks to continue running their multi million dollar corporations, and then of course
!!!!HAVE A F’N WRESTLING MATCH!!!!
…CAUSE DUH!!!
And yes we even HAVE PIRATES!...Or so they say! Because well the longer this goes the more I’m convinced that I just may be the only phucking person involved with the WGWF in any shape, form, or fashion who actually knows what a
!!!!F’N PiRATE IS!!!!
…CaU$e SPOILER ALERT TALLYWHACKERZ REAL PIRATES DON’T COME FROM NEVER NEVER LAND YERD???
I mean my intelligence is INSULTED, yet yall sit, watch, and laugh, and allow your brains to view this steamy pile of T-REX SHIT to think it’s creative? Uhhh
?HoW ABoUT NO SCOTT!!!!
HA, CREATIVE? YALL BE SERyOU$!!!!
I’ve been telling you all for weeks that the world you live in so comfortably in your ignorance and raving stupidity, was built by some of this world's greatest “VILLAINS!” Many of which are men who were actually PHUCKING PIRATES! Men who grew weary of the crumbs their “civilizaZeD” nation was giving them after winning an unwinable war for them, who were being unfairly treated, said enough was phucking enough and they would TAKE the lives their world DENIED THEM! The very country we live in is founded upon the very same IDEALS…PIRATES EVEN HELPED SECURE THE VICTORY THAT TURNED US FROM A COLONY INTO A NATION! So you know, if you actually think about it to watch this prissy
!!!!DuMB F’n C.U.N.T.!!!!
PRANCE AROUND LIKE THIS WAS SOME BAD SHOW ON THE DISNEY CHANNEL, IN AN EVEN WORSE SPIRIT HALLOWEEN COSTUME!!!!
IS INFURIATING! Honestly I say this as serious as a phone call from the ALMIGHTY, I would rather watch live coverage of menstrul cycles narrated BY PHUCKING JMONT, then watch this Disney Chanel PHUCKIN NITWIT soil the name of proper villans in the name of a sport that is supposed to BREED GREATNESS! But this is why our words...the important ones anyway are losing their meanings a little more each day! PHUCK! I’d actually be willing to phucking wager every phucking red cent I make in 2024 that the only reason THE WGWF has PIRATES instead of A DISNEY PRINCESS, is because we’ve already seen that phucking bitch ass movie, it was called
!!!!E.N.C.H.A.N.T.E.D.!!!!!
…AND IT SUCKED…WHICH MAKES HER VERSION SUCK EVEN W.O.R.S.E.!!!
Proving that things can always be worse, but I dunno about yall but I think we should fight that shit at every turn! I mean before we watch the exuberant, enthusiastic, perhaps even innocent but naive in a cute sort of way damsel prance around WGWF’s BUZZ LIGHTYEAR who is all of a sudden woke to life on EARTH, enough to make her
!!!!!HILAROUS OVERSIGHTS JUST SO CuTE!!!!
…Wait, yeah…EW…Yeah…EW I DEF JUST THREW UP IN MY MOUTH A LIL BIT!!!
That’s not even mentioning the other phucking ARGENTINASARUS in the phucking room that if this silly little bitch was prancing around a pirate ship or ya know anywhere on Earth…Or more specifically in a rental house with a bunch of got damn HOBO’Z it wouldn’t be ten seconds before she was
~$~ F’N BaGGeD & GaGGeD ~$~
AND DRoPeD In A UKRANIAN FUCK TENT BEFORE SHE GeTz HER FIRST EARTH PERIOD!!!
Cause she came from the Bremuda Triangle right?...WHAT THE PHUCK EVER!!! Look dear I could sit here and explain this to you in further depth, but I think not even you are stupid to think that we don’t see your blasphemous unholy mixture of Jake and THe NEVERLAND PIRATES and ENCHANTED for what it is! You have done not one thing unless of course you count prostituting every pirate cliche your bimbo costume allows, that even resembles what an actual pirate is…SO here is where we are JETTA! Before SMASH, when we climb in the ring and I fuggin BITCH SMACK YOU STRAIGHT PASSED THE 2nd STAR TO THE RIGHT AND
!!!!!STRAIGHT ON TILL MORNING!!!!!
YOUR BOY IS GUNNA DO YOU A SOLID AND SHOW YOU HOW ACTUAL PIRATES BEHAVE!!!
Spoiler alert BOO BOO KITTY PHUCK, you prolly aint gunna like this…Delvin…Devlin…WHATEVER you prolly aint gunna like this shit either bro! SO I’ll even make the mother phuckin
~$~ GRaNDe$T oF GeSTuREZ ~$~
…AND I’LL BREAK BOTH OF MY CHARACTERS AND OFFER YOU BOTH A SINCERE APOLOGY!!!
But hopefully now that I have kinda broken it down all SeSaME STReeT and shit for yall, I pray you can find it in yourselves to understand that I was left with no choice! The only way we can be better is if we phucking
!!!!Be BeTTeR My PeOPLE!!!!
BuT THeN I GuESS IT WaS ALWayZ GUNNa GeT WoR$e BeFORE IT GOT BeTTeR HuH???
SO JETTA JoLLyRoGA, here is what your boy did for you!...Well ya know what just watch if one picture is worth a thousand words…Think of the bounty a video would fetch?...Shhhh watch!!!
Scene then slowly fades to what appears to be inside a vehicle, someone is doing an absolute SHIT job of trying to record whatever the phuck is happening on video. There are random violent shakes that turn everything upside down until someone finds their composure. But we see a man turn a corner and start making his way down the street to a near by gas station. We hear Jestyr telling the girls to get ready, because he’s sure it’s “HIM”. The engine roars and Johnny slams on the gas and the phone goes flying.
By the time the picture is put back right we see Johnny cut this poor chap off in his truck before he could reach the store. The other doors on the truck suddenly pop open and three beautiful women with their faces painted just like JesTyR’Z dressed in can only be described as the very fringes of what modern society deems as “clothing”, but they are also holding black wooden baseball bats wrapped in barbwire. The driver door then swings open and Jestyr hops down flicking his cigarette away. He walks over and grabs this dirty grizzly looking homeless man who is scared 14 different kinds of shitless, by his cheeks and slowly forces him to his knees. He opens his jacket pocket and removes an envelope he shows the homeless man has five crisp baby F’N BLUE $100 bills in it! Je$TyR then makes him an offer he can’t refuse, letting him know he is aware Jetta isn’t home, and is just going to pay the man $500 for showing he and his compatriots which property it is. The man looks around nervously and then his expression completely changes when he realizes the amount of enormous boobs he was in the pressence of. They all laugh as Jestyr helps him to his feet. Jestyr then looks at the camera and cuts it.
…A FeW MoMeNTZ LaTeR!!!
!!!!!CLuNK!!!!!
IF THiS WeRE a PIRATE VeSSeL, THIS IS WHERE WE’D RaI$E THE F’n BLACK!!!!
Jestyr takes a few steps forward before turning around to his girls who seem rather cheerful and bouncy themselves considering what they are here to do, but Jestyr stops and gives his final orders as CAPTAIN!
Je$TyR SeRyOu$: BREAK EVERYTHING THAT LOOKS LIKE A WINDOW…And while you are in there please REMEMBER, if we can’t take it…
!!!!F’N BREAK IT!!!!!
INTO AS MANY PIECES AS YOU F’N CAN!!!
Now yall go do what it do, and do try and enjoy yourselves! Ohhh and don’t kill any of these mother phuckers no one likes dealing with dead HOBO’S…Uhhh ASK ME HOW I KNOW!!!!
Scene then switches to the all out chaos that descends upon poor Devlin Knight’s rental property in LoS ANGeLES! Jestyr kicks the door in and the girls come in swinging hitting any and everything that moves until everyone is on the ground and no longer moving, or screaming GAWD screaming IS THE WORST!!! Jestyr then takes his index finger in the air and twirls it in the circle and then the girls let out a collective giggle and they get to smashing, and breaking, and stealing…EVERYTHING.
And before they leave Jestyr whistles and this sexy lil thing with the shortestr shorts uve ever seen and a half of a black t-shirt that says Ms. BEHAVE covering up some very big breasts walks to the center of what we assume was the living room, some how drops the shorts squats and takes a …well just off GP we aint gunna make yall watch that…SHIT…HA…TOO SOON?
Scene then cuts back to Jestyr now standing on top of his truck over looking his girls toss everything they stole from Jetta’s HOMELESS REFUGE into a dumpster! Jestyr then hops down into the bed of his truck and he asks…
Je$TyR SeRyOu$: …Is it ready?
Girls: YESSSSS MR. J!!!!
Je$TyR SeRyOu$: BRAVO LADIES! I’m proud of every single one of ya…Specially you Misses BEHAVE! THat was some gnarly shit, literally! But if you are all finished I am going to have to ask you all to take a few steps back, cause it’s gunna…
Jestyr takes his cigarette and flicks it into the dumpster and the gentle glow of LA DOWN BELOW is seemingly eclipsed by the sudden burst of flames coming from the dumpster. The girls give a cheer as Jestyr rolls his eyes chuckling and shaking his head. He then turns to the camera and says…
Je$TyR SeRyOu$: So Jetta that’s why I wear the make up! Like in the sense that Superman’s real costume is CLARK KENT, I find myself in an almost identical situation. This paint and shit is how I see all of you, I watch yall silly muddah phuckerz and I JUST F’N LAUGH! But really it isn’t funny, and you are DESTROYING something I have dumped way too many drops of blood, sweat, and tears into to let you parade around so you can play VAMPIRE DIARIES with OBI-NONE!! And I just hope after all this if nothing else you take it SeRoU$Ly when I tell you to
!!!!SoaK!!!!
!!!!SoMe!!!
!!!!!!UP!!!!!
…WaKe Up Me HeaRTy’Z YO HO!!!
Ohh and just incase I am completely wrong and you really are looking for your parents, I used all my available resources and I think I found em, don’t say I never gave you nothin! Ohh and before I forget, incase it is in anyway unclear the poop residing in the center of your Devlin's living room should tell you that the apology I said I gave sincerely, was actually ANYTHING BUT! LuVyaKByE!!!
Jestyr then winks into the camera as suddenly we cut to a very VULGAR and TASTELESS sex scene of this little lady who resembles Jetta Tall-TIde in an obvious sort of way getting WORN OUT from behind by the biggest blackest weiner you have ever F’n seen…EVER!!! We then hear Je$TyR’s insane laughter as the scene fades leaving you once again with the notion that yet again
…It’s BEEN YOuR PLa$uRE!!!!
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