Post by pogotheclown on Dec 21, 2023 16:32:43 GMT -5
It’s the Tuesday after this past Monday Night Brawl, Stitches has secured his first victory over a talented opponent. Sitting upon his sofa while reading a newsletter from a week ago. He suddenly sees Pogo walking towards the kitchen while wearing a rather small swimming trunks while carrying his rubber ducky.
Stitches: Pogo, I thought you had already showered??
Pogo turns around as he looks at Stitches with a smile upon his face
Pogo: You are right, but I am going to make a video for my fans.
He walks into the kitchen, often used for the bathtub for Pogo due to his size. Stitches hears splashing into the kitchen before Pogo walks out of the kitchen once more completely wet.
Stitches: Pogo, next time use a towel before you walk into the living room okay??
Pogo: Yes Stitches.
He continues to walk towards the bedroom and then walks back into the living room while carrying a remote controlled toy boat.
Stitches: What are you going to do with that boat Pogo??
Pogo turns as he looks at Stitches with a very innocent look on his face.
Pogo: I was asked by a fan if I have battery controlled toys Stitches, so I went and got my little boat.
He waves towards his fellow friend while whistling a happy tune before closing the door to the kitchen, a few seconds later Stitches hears him splash in the kitchen sink while playing with his boat.
Stitches: What is he doing?? What did he mean with fans??
Says Stitches as he places the old news paper down upon the sofa as he walks over towards the kitchen, he enters the kitchen and has a look of shock on his face as he sees Pogo seated on the edge of the kitchen sink while playing with his toy boat. He then notices their very old computer at the other edge of the kitchen sink while a camera is recording this.
Stitches: Pogo?? What are you doing??
Pogo looks up as he waves towards the camera before turning his attention towards Stitches.
Pogo: I have found a way to interact with our fans Stitches while making money.
Stitches looks puzzled towards the computer before turning his attention towards his little friend.
Stitches: Fans?? Money??? How??
Pogo motions Stitches to lean forward, giving him the chance to whisper something into his ear.
Pogo: I’ve heard that there is a site for fans only, they allow you to interact with your fans as they request things from you for money.
Stitches eyes widen as he is hears this, he looks at the computer before turning his attention towards Pogo.
Stitches: For fans only?? And how many fans do you, err we have??
Pogo puts up his little hand, using his little index finger as he smiles happily.
Pogo: I already have one fan Stitches!! It’s a lady named HighnssJennyM, she is really nice and loves to receive video clips of me while I play in the water.
Stitches starts to get curious as he walks over towards the laptop, staring at the website as Pogo jumps up the kitchen stairs and gets in front of the computer as he protects it.
Pogo: HEY!! Get your own fan site if you want to interact with your own fans!!!
Stitches: Pogo?? What is going on??
Pogo jumps up and down, shaking his tiny behind before jumping up and down, causing the water to splash against Stitches who backs down.
Pogo: Like I said!! I found a way to make money!!!!
He screams with an angry look on his face, placing his tiny hands upon his hips as he stares at Stitches who rolls his eyes.
Stitches: I am not judging you Pogo, I only was wondering what kind of fan site you are talking about.
He looks past Pogo as his attention is turned towards the screen, noticing a small logo in the corner of the screen as his eyes widen.
Stitches: Ehm, Pogo?? Who told you about this fan page??
Pogo looks confused towards Stitches, then turns towards the computer as he waves towards the camera and the small screen in the middle of the screen before turning back to his friend.
Pogo: Miss Jenny did Stitches, she was very helpful in order for me to raise some quick money for us.
Stitches lets out a sigh as he kneels down towards his little buddy, placing his hands upon his small shoulders while staring into his innocent eyes.
Stitches: Look Pogo, Only Fans is a fan site for people.
He hesitates, trying to figure out how to explain this the right way without hurting his little friends feelings.
Stitches: Where they go further than the ordinary fan that wants a signature and take a picture with you, just know that you don’t have to do anything they ask from you okay??
Pogo raises an eyebrow in response to the explanation of his friend, before smiling as if a lightbulb pops up above his head.
Pogo: I know what you are talking about Stitches!
Stitches: You do???
Pogo nods
Pogo: Miss Jenny already told me that I should limit myself to what I do best.
Stitches raises an eyebrow, not sure how to take this.
Stitches: And what’s that Pogo??
Pogo: Splashing with water and jumping into the pool, causing title waves!! HighnessJennyM loves that!!!!
Stitches looks bewildered towards his little buddy until a big grin emerges upon his face, realizing what his friend was talking about and nods his head.
Stitches: That’s fine Pogo, why don’t you go back and entertain your fan. Perhaps at the end of the week you may be a hit!
The two give each other a high five before Stitches walks back to the living room with a big time smile upon his face before the camera turns his attention back to Pogo.
Pogo: Let’s go crazy!!!
---Two Hours Later---
Stitches can be seen using a towel upon Pogo, who is shivering from the cold. Stitches reaches over and grabs a blow dryer as he starts to use it upon the clowns hair from Pogo.
Pogo: Be careful that it won’t get in my eyes
He puts his tiny little hands in front of his eyes as Stitches starts to use the blow dryer before wrapping a small version of a bathrobe that covers his tiny body all the way to his little ankles. Stitches pats his head a few times before walking off as Pogo turns his attention towards the old IBM computer, smiling at the red light on top of the web cam that was filming everything. He walks over towards the computer and starts to utter what he starts to type.
Pogo: Thank you HighnessJennyM for becoming a fan, I hope you will be watching my in ring debut on the new year show.
He hits enter as he waits for a response, smiling as he sees an answer emerging that will mention that she will be in the arena. He jumps up and down from joy before thanking the fan as he turns off the computer. He then turns around and bumps his tiny head against the camera, who had gotten really close with him. He falls backwards and rubs his forehead before waving towards the camera that he is alright.
Pogo: You are very lucky that I am partially Samoan, my head is rock hard baby!!!
He puts on the biggest smile upon his face as he decides to sit down on the edge of the table and starts to swing his legs front and back like a child as he is very excited for his in ring debut.
Pogo: Hi y’all, I am Pogo the happy clown. And on the new year’s show I will be making my in ring debut. I will be facing Jordan Reed, someone that I have not met before backstage but I am sure we will become good friends in the future. He seems nice, he seems to have a lady friend just like me. Although I have to say that Miss Jenny is really one of a kind. I mean she allows me to sit on her lap while watching Disney+. So if you got a same friendship with Miss then you have a good thing going.
He shakes his tiny body, clapping his hands in excitement as he turns his attention back to the camera with a kind of serious looking face.
Pogo: Now Jordan Reed, don’t take these kind words as a weakness. I am one tough cookie, you better brush your teeth. Because like Miss Jenny often tells me, I am a rough diamond and I take that compliment with pride.
He punches his tiny fists in the air towards the camera as if he is a smaller version of a Floyd Mayweather.
Pogo: That’s right, I may be the smallest wrestler ever to compete in the WGWF, but I am the toughest second ever clown to ever set foot inside the squared circle. I got a lot of expectations upon me as Stitches beat Latoya Hixx during the last episode of Brawl. Something that I earned fifty bucks from it by spending a dime that I found. And you know what??
He puts his tiny right hand towards his chin as he starts to think about what he is going to say next before starting to lift his shoulders and shrug.
Pogo: I forgot what I wanted to say, but you better believe that it is bad ass!!!
Suddenly we hear Stitches screaming from the other room that startles Pogo.
Stitches: POGO!! Watch your language!!!
Pogo puts his tiny hands upon the sides of his head as he realizes that he made a boo boo.
Pogo: Apologies, I sometimes get carried away. But I am just confident that I can beat you Jordan. Hoping that I can earn some more money for a new phone, get some new fans for my fans only page and steal a hug from Miss Jenny.
He winks at the camera as he continues
Pogo: And if you think that you got the height and size and weight advantage over me, then you are sadly mistaken my friend. I am the strongest, most agile and most determined clown that ha ever had the honour to grace God’s green earth!! I remember once squashing a lemon with these bare hands, I grabbed a hard boiled egg and squashed it against my Samoan head. Hell, I nearly executed a backflip in the swimming pool the other day only to remind myself that I could not swim as I nearly drowned.
He puts his hands towards his eyes as he starts to cry for a few moments before turning his attention back to the camera with a determined look on his face.
Pogo: I am someone that doesn’t hide for his emotions!! And that will fuel me to prove the world wrong!! Stitches showed Latoya what a clown is capable off, but I intend to shock the world when I beat you that I am the toughest little clown in the universe!! Already I got one…,
He starts to count his fingers before finishing his statement
Pogo: One fan only fan!! And I intend to become the biggest success in the WGWF, because if that Cholo can do it. Then so will I!!! Long Live the Clowns!!!!
He lifts his arms in the air in a victorious fashion, this causes his bathrobe to open as his chest is shown. He quickly wraps his arms around his body to prevent for the camera to see more as the shot fades.