Post by lajohnnystylez on Nov 30, 2023 14:10:47 GMT -5
It's chaos! ...
Everything you are able to see is in sheer and utter shambles. I mean to say someone let loose a bull in this here CHINA SHOP would be putting it mildly. Not to mention that everything is not only broken into as many pieces as humanly possible it is also defaced with grafiti like out of some kind of comic book (and not a particularly clever one at that!). Then once the picture finally sees clear we see we find ourselves the same place we found ourselves after FPV publically addressed and accepted the honor being bestowed upon him by the city of New Orleans, as their collective choice as New Orleans "MAN OF THE YEAR." As FPV stands an surverys the damage while police officers, fire department dudes, medical professionals skip and jump about trying to make sense out of this very serious f'n
Suddenly someone calls to Frank causing his eyes to skip all around the room once more as his brain proccesses who was responsible. But he knew who it was pretty much from jump. He knew who it was when he got the call informing him of the break in and vandilization and of course destruction. His brain must be filled with rage but he manages to keep his composure and seemingly his wits about him. While his mind was else where plotting some serious painful sweet sexy revenge of his own, his thoughts of returning the favor to this ridicilious man who now runs around in face paint acting like everything is some kind of got damn JOKE, were interrupted by one of FPV's employes who had in his hand a black tablet. He walks up and hands it to FPV as FPV looks at his employee with a confused expression that is only returned by the man who held the tablet. He would later explain to FPV that it was left for him. They recently discovered it in the back office with a purple posted note that said...FPV CONGRATZ!!!
FPV's emotions get the better of him as he yanks the tablet out of the nerdy boy's hands and rips the posted note off and sees the painted face of the man responsible for this carnage. FPV's fingers unlock the tablet and hit the play button on the youtube video that takes only a brief moment to load until the suddenly the view changes from FPV's point of view to the video being pulled up to where it is now full screen. And we see the man now known as Je$TyR SeRyOu$ wearing a black and white pin striped suit, and his white facepaint with black eyess and a black smile look into the camera with the smile of an absolute raving lunatic. A the lights are definitley on, but not everyone is home kinda magoo ya digg?
He is smoking a cigarette chuckling to himself as he stands in the office building FPV is standing in presently only it was clearly before the CHAOS. We see Jestyr also has a large and rather much more dangerous version of a KROKAE mallet slung over his shoulders. ONce the light of the camera shines on him he looks up and nervously flicks his cigarette away, holds up his hand and then lowers the mutated krokae mallet in front of him holding it like it was a putter.
He sets himself looking at the ground his grip around his mallet is firm. He slightly tilts to his left and then out of no where swings forward with all of his strength and the next sound you hear is a very loud
We see JesTyR SeRyoUS laugh like a lunatic as he smashes anything and evertything he can. The look on his face is one of pure careless joy. The smile on his face would make you think this man had completely forgot he was here for a reason. He had a task to perform...His sworn duty as a Southern GENTLEMEN and all that crap! As Jester walks over to a near by table and shoves all the broken glass and what remains of the light fixtures off the table as he hops up on there, and pulls out his platinum 4:19 cigarette case. He removes another cigarette pops it in his mouth, flicks his zippo off his knee and lights his cigarette. Smoke fills the area and then vanishes into thin air as JestyRz Eyes recklessly dart around the room as if he was actually, or literally "looking for his thoughts" but apparently the chase doesn't take all that long because after a deep sigh Mr. SeRyOuS begins to speak.
Je$TyR SeRyOu$: F.....P.....V. Frank Patricckkkkkk Venable! New Orleans's own knight in shining armor with his "courage and pride" on his sleeve and a stupid good guy smile on his face. IS going to recieve an award because apparently everyone in the 504 is of the collective mind that FPV is New Orleans
I mean sure, whatever...We musn't allow pesky little things like ya know
Right?...The right thing to do is rise above the sheer and utter nonsense this entire fiasco is predicated upon, and ignore the one thing this super hero story lacks...The one thing all phucking super hero stories lack and that my friends is the always decreasing value of that little commodity known as the
Phuck if you ask The Re$T oF THeM THey haven't even the slightest idea who or what an FPV is! Most of the people I asked think FPV is an STD of some sort, which judging from what I actually know of you Frank I'd say that GuESSTIMaTiON aint really that far from the very thing we are discussing presently which is the TRUTH!
I mean I get it, pretending you are a much lamer version of the "Guardians of the GaLaXy" keeps you very busy and away from the hometown you are now allegedly the hero of! What you are now the face of New Orleans why?...What did you do to achieve such an accolade? Did you increase the flow of tourist traffic down to the French Quater during Mardi Gras as well as several various points throughout the year for providing the one and only strip joint on Bourbon Street that employes several of the top names in the Adult Film Industry?
I mean I know these thigs, the people of New Orleans do as well, but I can't seem to fuggin shake the fact that...Ya know, I mean isn't actually irresponsible of me, a proud citizen of one of the most unique cities in the world, to over look the facts about this and allow this facade to stand? It's duty right? DEFINITLEY NOT JEALOUSY..HA YEAH RIGHT! AS PHUCKING IF! I once again find myself in the depressing situation where clearly I am the only phucking person on the planet who is still interested in things like facts. And I'm sorry Franky but I gotta say, being made a hero because you dug down deep and found the nerve the admit that you'd much rather
It just makes you a joke! Because the one thing I will promise you right here and right now Franky my BOY is before whatever this thing between me and you is concluded you will be able to look yourself in the mirror everyday and know without doubt or hesitation, that in this world there really is no such thing as a
So please, sorry I guess I got a little carried away there. FOCUS JES...FOCUS...OK...what the phuck was I talking about?...Ohh YEAH Mr. Festering Papoloma Virus. Look around you my friend...Or ya know wait until you can see it for yourself in person because I promise you that is where you'll start feeling the good stuff! So look check me out...Like I know it's your name and everything, but I am going to take this wonderful opportunity I have afforded us and just put my cards on the table and tell ya for just a few moments I'm
But don't think I and the rest of us that were left out of you and your friends little "political agenda"! Don't think for a moment I don't know what the phuck is really going on here! And look while I'm still being as frank as I can possibly be (and still doing it wayyyy better than you PHUCKKNUCKLE!) when I tell you that if you aren't careful some of your "old friends with their new ambitionz" are gunna phuck around and literally drop you face first into a situation where your life and everything in it becomes infected by a MALADY, that will eventually evolve into A CALAMITY...Until eventually whatever is left of you at that point can be considered anything short of a real life
So listen to me FRANKIE..I mean really phuckin lissen to what I'm finna to run ya because I'm only gunna say it THE ONE TIME, K?...You with me bud? I know right now you are probably what like
...ANd much to my surprise some of it was actually expensive and not the knock off of the knock off I was expecting so, ya know kudos to you! But more to the point Frankie...and normally I don't even bother with this. Of all the years I have been beating up greasy twats like you, not once have I ever offered any of them what I am about to offer you! So on the strength of the fact we both call New Orleans our home...Even if you stay in a hotel everytime you come "home"...Still we were both born in the Big Ea$y, which is why I am not only here today to offer my sincerest congratulations, but I am going to offer you a very serious and stern
...Doubt me do ya?...Well when the medical team finally revives Seth Stevenez you can ask that DILDO whether or not JeSTyR SeRyOu$ is SERyOUS...Cause Ima tell you like I told his dumb ass, I am very much a man of my word! So Frankie before this gets any further I am giving you the opportunity to get out while you can. Get while the getting is good, because if you force this war upon us, I give you my word right here and right phucking now I will not stop until you are
The truth is you're not a hero...You're not the MAN OF THE YEAR...You are a joke, and not a very funny one at that! Because you and your new DA friend got the clean cut look, hoping to use your image to clean up New Orleans, but New Orleans along with the rest of the civilized world was built by bad guys...JUST LIKE ME! Heroes were fabricated by the press and authors throughout our history to give credit to an idea that is powerful enough to motivate others to do just about anything. And it is in that vein the lie that your recent accolade awarded to you by my UNCONSENTING CITY by a peacock in a bowtie and very cheap suits who fancies himself the DA! I guess what I'm trying to say is...YEah sure you can think I'm crazy...That this is all some kind of jealous fabrication of facts that I don't want to face about yours and my standing in a city we are both proud sons of. But really FPV, as much as those are the words you want to say...still in the back of your mind you know the truth. You can ignore it all you like, but the voice of it will only grow louder as the roar of the crowd goes fainter...and fainter.
So here is what I need you to do...I don't care when I don't care where but sometime before SMASH you will publically and polietly ,if you're feelin up to it, refuse the honor of being New Orleans Man of the YEAR and tell your new DA buddy he is going to have to find another face to push his agenda. Do this and I will leave you be. If our paths cross one day sooner or later we will cross that bridge when we get there...But deny this request...REefuse to refuse the honor you know you don't deserve, and I promise you a war unlike anything you have ever seen. I will stop at nothing until all that remains of you and your little squeaky clean image is nothing more than more ashes to add ontop of the pile for me to piss on after I am done making a mockery of you and everything you have ever stood for!
You might think you know me. Laughed making the same jokes behind my back the rest of you shitkickers that made up the AW roster when we were there together. You may even scoff st the name Johnny Stylez...Which if that is the route you want to take...GOOD...NO PERFECT, because there are few things in the world I enjoy more than that look on all of your faces the realize you bit off more than you could chew and the only option left is to accept the bitter jagged little pill of the truth that I am as advertised and you do the only thing you are actually good at (and known for on a certain section of Bourbon Street) and
...Well let's face facts huh Mr. PeeVee...Obviously we aint in AW anymore, and well if things keep goin for you the way they have been how long will you keep to your moral code then?...The one and only thing that truly seperates you and I Frankie, besides a whole bunch of air and opportunity is really
Now I have been as fair as I could possibly be...ANd since we live in a world that is infamous for being not fair...I'd say you are doing better than most! So actually for once Frankie My BOY...DO the right thing...I know it feels weird because it isnt going to feel right, but come the next SMASH you will have still have your health, your sanity and I guess what remaisn of your dignity...So think it over F-Peeee-VEE...I mean obviously for any actually sane person the move here is crystal clear...So please take all the time you need, think as long as hard as you can...and then when you are done with that keep thinking as many times as it takes for you to accept the conclusion that the only way this ends for you is
SO before we go our seperate ways Frank the only real question you need to be asking yourself at this point is...How much all of this is worth to you?..What are you prepared to loose because ask around anyone who goes to war with me they will tell you that it comes at quite the cost! So maybe take my advice for once and really go out of your way to
Still not with me? Imagine the mess you are standing in presently...Only imagine that it BECOMES YOUR LIFE!!!
...YOUR CHOICE HERO!!! Sure the alternative I offer you isn't the glorious or most glamaorous option...But it is the heaalthier one, or don't. Make the mistake of trying to be the hero you've been talked up into being. Think my threats are empty, and dismiss me like you used to. If we are speaking honestly I actually am praying (YES I F'N PRAY) that is the decision you make! Because it will be my true to life genuine pleasure to teaching you THE HARD WAY to look past the face paint and hilarious jokes, to see what truly awaits you on the otherside...Someone who is willing to go to any length, sink to any low, cross any and every border and line so you can join the rest of us in laughing at the joke you are and will become by the time this is all said and done with, and then you can join the same club Seth Stevenz is now the feature member of, full ofpeople...IDIOTS just like the two of you who paid the price for not taking me
...Take IT AWAY LADIEZ!!!
Suddenly the camera slowly turns to the left and we see a long line of hardly dressed, buxom wenches with their faces painted like Je$TyR's they break into three groups of four TWO stnds in the center while the other two stand off to the side holding out what we eventually see to be water balloon slingshots. Only these happy ladies aint got water balloons...INSTEAD they have bricks and broken pieces of cinderblock. Je$TyR runs over grabbing a can of sprey paint and paints the words HA HA on each of the pieces these lovely ALWAYS SMILING ladies eventually launch through the windows of the store shattering them into a million bagillion pieces, just like Frankie's life and career if he makes the wrong decision. So grab a TWIX and chew it over Frankie...For your sake anyway! K LUVYOUKBYEEE!!!!!
Then as all the windows are broken Johnny attaches his phone to a selfie stick and the ladies take their place behind him as Je$TyR extends the pole and takes a selfie with him and all of his "helpers" behind him. The video then ends with that last frame being frozen. THe scene then cuts back to where we started. We see FPV's demeanor has changed a bit(we actually mean a whole lot). He takes the tablet and smashes it against the edge of the counter adding to the already large collection of broken shit at his feet. We see him fuming...One of his employees sees this and tries...
...Only to find out what they already knew. You all saw this place, you all heard the clown speak, insult, and threaten. Right now there is only one thing FPV can do in the current mental state he finds himself in. He was pissed when he arrived on the scene...What he is now is a state of mind we don't have any word or group of them to describe. SO the few employees that were recently released from their bonds in the same office Jestyr left the tablet, now simply stand by and watch as FPV with one of the most stern looks of determination they have ever seen power walks right passed them. He goes to his office and opens up the top desk drawer. He tosses things out of the desk that are in the way until he finally finds what he is looking for...A set of keys.
Keys to what? Well Frankie looks up at the wall directly across from his desk. There are three doors. The one in the middle is of course the restroom. The one in the right is a closet or cubby for FPV's various business needs...But the door on the far left...The one that is locked and even locked again with a padlock. FPV fumbles the keys around trying to get the correct one in the whole which he eventually does. He drops the padlock on the floor as he then pulls up the second key and unlocks the door. And there it was...Right where he left it.
In this closet we see various items one only finds underneath a wrestling ring on any given night. But right there in the center is the prized piece. It is a sleak kendo stick that has been obviously professionally painted, crafted, and modified...There are Japanese symbols written down the handle which translates to a simple phrase that sums up why FPV owns such a thing to begin with. A saying he has been hearing in his head since he took the first step into his office...A phrase that reads
" VENGEANCE THROUGH VIOLENCE"
FPV grabs the kendo stick from the wall piece it was hanging from and then bends over and grabs a medium sized duffle bag. FPV then turns and heads strraight for his desk. He violently shoves everything that was not necessary to the task at hand onto the floor and he drops the bag down with a PLOP. He unzips the bag and then takes a seat as he begins rumaging through the bag. The first thing he removes is a long strand of barbwire, he begins to slowly wrap the barbwire around the kendo stick. From the top all the way to the handle. He then removes a pair of wire cutters from his bag and finishes the personal modifications of his own. He then stands up drops everything save the kendo stick and he storms out of his office slamming the door behind him leading the rest of us to anxiously await the next episode of Monday Night Smash where this situation will most definitely come to a head...See guess all there is to say now is see yall at SMASH!!!
Everything you are able to see is in sheer and utter shambles. I mean to say someone let loose a bull in this here CHINA SHOP would be putting it mildly. Not to mention that everything is not only broken into as many pieces as humanly possible it is also defaced with grafiti like out of some kind of comic book (and not a particularly clever one at that!). Then once the picture finally sees clear we see we find ourselves the same place we found ourselves after FPV publically addressed and accepted the honor being bestowed upon him by the city of New Orleans, as their collective choice as New Orleans "MAN OF THE YEAR." As FPV stands an surverys the damage while police officers, fire department dudes, medical professionals skip and jump about trying to make sense out of this very serious f'n
!!!!T.R.A.G.E.D.Y.!!!!!
...Or At The VeRy F'N Lea$T A MiSCaRRiaGe oF JuSTiCe!!!
Suddenly someone calls to Frank causing his eyes to skip all around the room once more as his brain proccesses who was responsible. But he knew who it was pretty much from jump. He knew who it was when he got the call informing him of the break in and vandilization and of course destruction. His brain must be filled with rage but he manages to keep his composure and seemingly his wits about him. While his mind was else where plotting some serious painful sweet sexy revenge of his own, his thoughts of returning the favor to this ridicilious man who now runs around in face paint acting like everything is some kind of got damn JOKE, were interrupted by one of FPV's employes who had in his hand a black tablet. He walks up and hands it to FPV as FPV looks at his employee with a confused expression that is only returned by the man who held the tablet. He would later explain to FPV that it was left for him. They recently discovered it in the back office with a purple posted note that said...FPV CONGRATZ!!!
FPV's emotions get the better of him as he yanks the tablet out of the nerdy boy's hands and rips the posted note off and sees the painted face of the man responsible for this carnage. FPV's fingers unlock the tablet and hit the play button on the youtube video that takes only a brief moment to load until the suddenly the view changes from FPV's point of view to the video being pulled up to where it is now full screen. And we see the man now known as Je$TyR SeRyOu$ wearing a black and white pin striped suit, and his white facepaint with black eyess and a black smile look into the camera with the smile of an absolute raving lunatic. A the lights are definitley on, but not everyone is home kinda magoo ya digg?
He is smoking a cigarette chuckling to himself as he stands in the office building FPV is standing in presently only it was clearly before the CHAOS. We see Jestyr also has a large and rather much more dangerous version of a KROKAE mallet slung over his shoulders. ONce the light of the camera shines on him he looks up and nervously flicks his cigarette away, holds up his hand and then lowers the mutated krokae mallet in front of him holding it like it was a putter.
He sets himself looking at the ground his grip around his mallet is firm. He slightly tilts to his left and then out of no where swings forward with all of his strength and the next sound you hear is a very loud
!!!!!C.R.A.S.H,!!!!!
...BRIeFLy FoLLoWeD By SO SO MANY MORE SOUNDS JUST LIKE IT!
We see JesTyR SeRyoUS laugh like a lunatic as he smashes anything and evertything he can. The look on his face is one of pure careless joy. The smile on his face would make you think this man had completely forgot he was here for a reason. He had a task to perform...His sworn duty as a Southern GENTLEMEN and all that crap! As Jester walks over to a near by table and shoves all the broken glass and what remains of the light fixtures off the table as he hops up on there, and pulls out his platinum 4:19 cigarette case. He removes another cigarette pops it in his mouth, flicks his zippo off his knee and lights his cigarette. Smoke fills the area and then vanishes into thin air as JestyRz Eyes recklessly dart around the room as if he was actually, or literally "looking for his thoughts" but apparently the chase doesn't take all that long because after a deep sigh Mr. SeRyOuS begins to speak.
Je$TyR SeRyOu$: F.....P.....V. Frank Patricckkkkkk Venable! New Orleans's own knight in shining armor with his "courage and pride" on his sleeve and a stupid good guy smile on his face. IS going to recieve an award because apparently everyone in the 504 is of the collective mind that FPV is New Orleans
?MaN oF THe YeaR?
...And I THOUGHT MY JOKES WERE BAD?!?!?
I mean sure, whatever...We musn't allow pesky little things like ya know
!!!!!ACTUAL F'N FACTZ!!!!!
GeT IN THe WaY oF A GooD SToRy!!!
Right?...The right thing to do is rise above the sheer and utter nonsense this entire fiasco is predicated upon, and ignore the one thing this super hero story lacks...The one thing all phucking super hero stories lack and that my friends is the always decreasing value of that little commodity known as the
!!!!GoT DaMN TRUTH!!!!
IGNORE THE FACT THAT Mo$T PPL ARE SHoCKeD To FIND OUT FPV iS EVeN FROM THe 504...
Phuck if you ask The Re$T oF THeM THey haven't even the slightest idea who or what an FPV is! Most of the people I asked think FPV is an STD of some sort, which judging from what I actually know of you Frank I'd say that GuESSTIMaTiON aint really that far from the very thing we are discussing presently which is the TRUTH!
I mean I get it, pretending you are a much lamer version of the "Guardians of the GaLaXy" keeps you very busy and away from the hometown you are now allegedly the hero of! What you are now the face of New Orleans why?...What did you do to achieve such an accolade? Did you increase the flow of tourist traffic down to the French Quater during Mardi Gras as well as several various points throughout the year for providing the one and only strip joint on Bourbon Street that employes several of the top names in the Adult Film Industry?
!?!?! WAIT!! NAH...FaL$e ALARM ?!?!?!
...THAT WAS ME!!!
I mean I know these thigs, the people of New Orleans do as well, but I can't seem to fuggin shake the fact that...Ya know, I mean isn't actually irresponsible of me, a proud citizen of one of the most unique cities in the world, to over look the facts about this and allow this facade to stand? It's duty right? DEFINITLEY NOT JEALOUSY..HA YEAH RIGHT! AS PHUCKING IF! I once again find myself in the depressing situation where clearly I am the only phucking person on the planet who is still interested in things like facts. And I'm sorry Franky but I gotta say, being made a hero because you dug down deep and found the nerve the admit that you'd much rather
~$~ CATCH ~$~
...INSTEAD OF PITCH DeFiNiTeLy DoESNT MaKe YOU A ROLEMoDeL oR HeRO...No MaTTeR WHaT THey Say ON THE ViEW!
It just makes you a joke! Because the one thing I will promise you right here and right now Franky my BOY is before whatever this thing between me and you is concluded you will be able to look yourself in the mirror everyday and know without doubt or hesitation, that in this world there really is no such thing as a
!!!!!F'N HERO!!!!!!
...ANd EVEN IF THERE WERE THEY SURE AS SHIT DON'T LOOK OR ACT LIKE YOU PUSSY BOY!!!
So please, sorry I guess I got a little carried away there. FOCUS JES...FOCUS...OK...what the phuck was I talking about?...Ohh YEAH Mr. Festering Papoloma Virus. Look around you my friend...Or ya know wait until you can see it for yourself in person because I promise you that is where you'll start feeling the good stuff! So look check me out...Like I know it's your name and everything, but I am going to take this wonderful opportunity I have afforded us and just put my cards on the table and tell ya for just a few moments I'm
!!!!!GuNNa Be FRANK!!!!!
WHEN I TELL YA THE GRAND WIZARD OF THE KKK DESERVES THE GOT DAMN NOBEL PEACE PRIZE MORE THAN YOU DESERVE TO BE NEW ORLEANS MAN OF THE YEAR!!!
But don't think I and the rest of us that were left out of you and your friends little "political agenda"! Don't think for a moment I don't know what the phuck is really going on here! And look while I'm still being as frank as I can possibly be (and still doing it wayyyy better than you PHUCKKNUCKLE!) when I tell you that if you aren't careful some of your "old friends with their new ambitionz" are gunna phuck around and literally drop you face first into a situation where your life and everything in it becomes infected by a MALADY, that will eventually evolve into A CALAMITY...Until eventually whatever is left of you at that point can be considered anything short of a real life
!!!!T.R.A.G.E.D.Y.!!!!!
THAT WOULD MAKE BILL SHAKESPERE HIMSELF SHUDDER!!!
So listen to me FRANKIE..I mean really phuckin lissen to what I'm finna to run ya because I'm only gunna say it THE ONE TIME, K?...You with me bud? I know right now you are probably what like
???15 DiFFeReNT KiNDZ oF PiSSeD AT ME???
...And RIGHTFULLY SO CUZZZZZZ I BROKE A LOT OF YOUR SHIT!!!
...ANd much to my surprise some of it was actually expensive and not the knock off of the knock off I was expecting so, ya know kudos to you! But more to the point Frankie...and normally I don't even bother with this. Of all the years I have been beating up greasy twats like you, not once have I ever offered any of them what I am about to offer you! So on the strength of the fact we both call New Orleans our home...Even if you stay in a hotel everytime you come "home"...Still we were both born in the Big Ea$y, which is why I am not only here today to offer my sincerest congratulations, but I am going to offer you a very serious and stern
!!!!!W.A.R.N.I.N.G.!!!!!
...IN THE FoRM oF A VeRy NoT IDLE THREAT/PRoMi$e!!!
...Doubt me do ya?...Well when the medical team finally revives Seth Stevenez you can ask that DILDO whether or not JeSTyR SeRyOu$ is SERyOUS...Cause Ima tell you like I told his dumb ass, I am very much a man of my word! So Frankie before this gets any further I am giving you the opportunity to get out while you can. Get while the getting is good, because if you force this war upon us, I give you my word right here and right phucking now I will not stop until you are
!!!!F'N BURIED!!!!
UNDERNEATH A PILE OF YOUR OWN SHORTCOMINGS AND FAILUREZ and OF COURSE THE TRUTH!!!
The truth is you're not a hero...You're not the MAN OF THE YEAR...You are a joke, and not a very funny one at that! Because you and your new DA friend got the clean cut look, hoping to use your image to clean up New Orleans, but New Orleans along with the rest of the civilized world was built by bad guys...JUST LIKE ME! Heroes were fabricated by the press and authors throughout our history to give credit to an idea that is powerful enough to motivate others to do just about anything. And it is in that vein the lie that your recent accolade awarded to you by my UNCONSENTING CITY by a peacock in a bowtie and very cheap suits who fancies himself the DA! I guess what I'm trying to say is...YEah sure you can think I'm crazy...That this is all some kind of jealous fabrication of facts that I don't want to face about yours and my standing in a city we are both proud sons of. But really FPV, as much as those are the words you want to say...still in the back of your mind you know the truth. You can ignore it all you like, but the voice of it will only grow louder as the roar of the crowd goes fainter...and fainter.
So here is what I need you to do...I don't care when I don't care where but sometime before SMASH you will publically and polietly ,if you're feelin up to it, refuse the honor of being New Orleans Man of the YEAR and tell your new DA buddy he is going to have to find another face to push his agenda. Do this and I will leave you be. If our paths cross one day sooner or later we will cross that bridge when we get there...But deny this request...REefuse to refuse the honor you know you don't deserve, and I promise you a war unlike anything you have ever seen. I will stop at nothing until all that remains of you and your little squeaky clean image is nothing more than more ashes to add ontop of the pile for me to piss on after I am done making a mockery of you and everything you have ever stood for!
You might think you know me. Laughed making the same jokes behind my back the rest of you shitkickers that made up the AW roster when we were there together. You may even scoff st the name Johnny Stylez...Which if that is the route you want to take...GOOD...NO PERFECT, because there are few things in the world I enjoy more than that look on all of your faces the realize you bit off more than you could chew and the only option left is to accept the bitter jagged little pill of the truth that I am as advertised and you do the only thing you are actually good at (and known for on a certain section of Bourbon Street) and
!!!!!F'N SWaLLoW IT!!!!!
You'LL PRoLLy HATe The Ta$Te MoRe THaN SETH DID...err STILL DOEZ
...Well let's face facts huh Mr. PeeVee...Obviously we aint in AW anymore, and well if things keep goin for you the way they have been how long will you keep to your moral code then?...The one and only thing that truly seperates you and I Frankie, besides a whole bunch of air and opportunity is really
!!!! 1 ReaLLy BAD F'N DAY !!!!!
AND TRUST Me PHUCKSOCK YoUR HeaDeD FOR WAY MORE THAN 1 FuCKiN RoUND w ME!!!!
Now I have been as fair as I could possibly be...ANd since we live in a world that is infamous for being not fair...I'd say you are doing better than most! So actually for once Frankie My BOY...DO the right thing...I know it feels weird because it isnt going to feel right, but come the next SMASH you will have still have your health, your sanity and I guess what remaisn of your dignity...So think it over F-Peeee-VEE...I mean obviously for any actually sane person the move here is crystal clear...So please take all the time you need, think as long as hard as you can...and then when you are done with that keep thinking as many times as it takes for you to accept the conclusion that the only way this ends for you is
!!!!!F'N BADLY!!!!!
...THiNK WoRST CaSE SCENARIO, LiKE WORSE THEN BEING STUCK IN THE CLOSET WITH ALEX RICHARDZ BAD!!!!
SO before we go our seperate ways Frank the only real question you need to be asking yourself at this point is...How much all of this is worth to you?..What are you prepared to loose because ask around anyone who goes to war with me they will tell you that it comes at quite the cost! So maybe take my advice for once and really go out of your way to
!!!!SoaK!!!!
!!!!SoMe!!!
!!!!!!UP!!!!!
...Or THE NeXt MeSS I F'N MaKe WoNT BE AN OFFICE!!!!
Still not with me? Imagine the mess you are standing in presently...Only imagine that it BECOMES YOUR LIFE!!!
...YOUR CHOICE HERO!!! Sure the alternative I offer you isn't the glorious or most glamaorous option...But it is the heaalthier one, or don't. Make the mistake of trying to be the hero you've been talked up into being. Think my threats are empty, and dismiss me like you used to. If we are speaking honestly I actually am praying (YES I F'N PRAY) that is the decision you make! Because it will be my true to life genuine pleasure to teaching you THE HARD WAY to look past the face paint and hilarious jokes, to see what truly awaits you on the otherside...Someone who is willing to go to any length, sink to any low, cross any and every border and line so you can join the rest of us in laughing at the joke you are and will become by the time this is all said and done with, and then you can join the same club Seth Stevenz is now the feature member of, full of
!!!!SeRyOu$Ly!!!!
OK...WHO'S READY FOR THE GRAND FINALE...?
...Take IT AWAY LADIEZ!!!
Suddenly the camera slowly turns to the left and we see a long line of hardly dressed, buxom wenches with their faces painted like Je$TyR's they break into three groups of four TWO stnds in the center while the other two stand off to the side holding out what we eventually see to be water balloon slingshots. Only these happy ladies aint got water balloons...INSTEAD they have bricks and broken pieces of cinderblock. Je$TyR runs over grabbing a can of sprey paint and paints the words HA HA on each of the pieces these lovely ALWAYS SMILING ladies eventually launch through the windows of the store shattering them into a million bagillion pieces, just like Frankie's life and career if he makes the wrong decision. So grab a TWIX and chew it over Frankie...For your sake anyway! K LUVYOUKBYEEE!!!!!
Then as all the windows are broken Johnny attaches his phone to a selfie stick and the ladies take their place behind him as Je$TyR extends the pole and takes a selfie with him and all of his "helpers" behind him. The video then ends with that last frame being frozen. THe scene then cuts back to where we started. We see FPV's demeanor has changed a bit(we actually mean a whole lot). He takes the tablet and smashes it against the edge of the counter adding to the already large collection of broken shit at his feet. We see him fuming...One of his employees sees this and tries...
...Only to find out what they already knew. You all saw this place, you all heard the clown speak, insult, and threaten. Right now there is only one thing FPV can do in the current mental state he finds himself in. He was pissed when he arrived on the scene...What he is now is a state of mind we don't have any word or group of them to describe. SO the few employees that were recently released from their bonds in the same office Jestyr left the tablet, now simply stand by and watch as FPV with one of the most stern looks of determination they have ever seen power walks right passed them. He goes to his office and opens up the top desk drawer. He tosses things out of the desk that are in the way until he finally finds what he is looking for...A set of keys.
Keys to what? Well Frankie looks up at the wall directly across from his desk. There are three doors. The one in the middle is of course the restroom. The one in the right is a closet or cubby for FPV's various business needs...But the door on the far left...The one that is locked and even locked again with a padlock. FPV fumbles the keys around trying to get the correct one in the whole which he eventually does. He drops the padlock on the floor as he then pulls up the second key and unlocks the door. And there it was...Right where he left it.
In this closet we see various items one only finds underneath a wrestling ring on any given night. But right there in the center is the prized piece. It is a sleak kendo stick that has been obviously professionally painted, crafted, and modified...There are Japanese symbols written down the handle which translates to a simple phrase that sums up why FPV owns such a thing to begin with. A saying he has been hearing in his head since he took the first step into his office...A phrase that reads
" VENGEANCE THROUGH VIOLENCE"
FPV grabs the kendo stick from the wall piece it was hanging from and then bends over and grabs a medium sized duffle bag. FPV then turns and heads strraight for his desk. He violently shoves everything that was not necessary to the task at hand onto the floor and he drops the bag down with a PLOP. He unzips the bag and then takes a seat as he begins rumaging through the bag. The first thing he removes is a long strand of barbwire, he begins to slowly wrap the barbwire around the kendo stick. From the top all the way to the handle. He then removes a pair of wire cutters from his bag and finishes the personal modifications of his own. He then stands up drops everything save the kendo stick and he storms out of his office slamming the door behind him leading the rest of us to anxiously await the next episode of Monday Night Smash where this situation will most definitely come to a head...See guess all there is to say now is see yall at SMASH!!!
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