Post by lajohnnystylez on Nov 22, 2023 15:24:13 GMT -5
…Backstage after the first episode of SMASH
The backstage area is in a frenzy on account of all of the action and excitement surrounding the various goings on during the first episode of WGWF’s Monday Night Smash. Among the most frantic would obviously be the medical staff. At any given live WGWF event the medical team always work very hard to earn their paychecks. But on a night like tonight, the first live edition of MONDAY NIGHT SMASH, the term overworked and underpaid was heard from a few members of the team under their breath as they thanklessly did their best to tend to everyone of these egocentric narcissistic baby oil soaked assholes!
Our scene today opens out back on the docks of the arena where large 18 wheelers can pull up and deliver their loads. We see two of the nurse interns contracted onto the WGWF staff for the evening were trying to enjoy a well earned cigarette break. We see both a male and female, the female was a bit on the chubby side and had red hair and freckles, and some dark thick rimmed glasses, while the male was kinda skinny, messy white boy fro, and both of them were in their baby blue nurse pajamas.
Smoke briefly fills the air as the male stands back and takes that first drag. His eyes close to savor the moment as much as he could…But before the smoke he blew from his mouth could even vanish into the atmosphere a large brown door swung open and another Goofy lookin mother phucker wearing teal medical pajamas, calls out to the others.
WGWF Med Staff: Karen, Jeb…Sorry but we need yall to come back in, we have a bit of a situation apparently some fucking asshole jumped one of these guys down by the ring and cracked him in the face with a got damn slap jack or something…The guy is being walked back to the med station now and uh…Well yall come on, you’ll see this shit show soon enough!!!
The female gently scrapes her butt against an edge of concrete as she steps on the ashes and stands up. The male looks at her and holds his hands up sounding like total twat as he says…
Zeb WGWF MEDICAL: I don’t care! After everything so far if they expect me to continue on here this evening this has to happen! GImme 3…2 ½ minutes and Ill be in I promise!!!
The girl shakes her head smiling even giggling a little as she makes her way to the door. She looks up before she heads inside and waves, the guy waves back as he exhales the smoke through his nostrils. He then lowers his head and begins to rub his temples, he throws his head back up while keeping his eyes closed which meant he didn’t see this shit coming LIKE AT ALL…
!!!!!!!BAM!!!!!!!
OUTTA FREAKIN NO WHERE his head is slammed into the concrete as he hears the sound of a knife blade popping into place as he feels the sharp tip of it right where the head and the tip of his tallywhacker meet. He then finds himself glaring at a man with white facepaint black around the eyes and a smile painted on his face as he forcefully holds him to the wall…The man then begins to speak, very softly asking a very simple question…
Jestyr Seryous: Do you know who I am?
Zeb: Uhh that Johnny Stylez dude?...Didn’t you just clean some dude’s clock with brass knuckles or something?
Jestyr Seryous: It was a slapjack…So ok I’m not Johnny anymore, but that’s close enough. I really just needed to know that you understood that my words aren’t just threats…They are also PRoMiSeS…And I’ve always been a man of my word! So here is what I need ya to do SLICK…Lissen, take this and bring it to the man they just brought to the back, his name is Seth and he is a TOTAL PHUCKIN ASSHAT! Just make sure he is at least coherent and then see to it that he gets it…GOT IT?...
?CoMpReNDe?
…NoD iF YoU UnDeRSTaND DIPSHIT!!!
The nurse intern you can tell by the pale face and wide eyes this dude is scared shitless…And he should be which is exactly why he nods emphatically when asked to do so. We see JeSTyR smile at the manboy…
Je$TyR SeRyOuS: Ohhh and one more thing pumpkin…under no circumstance are you to phuck this up, ya feel me?...You wanna know why?...It’s because it will make me very…very angry, I went through a lot of trouble to do this so if you were to by chance phuck it all up because you are as dumb as you look then that would make me very…VERY
!!!!!F’N ANGRY!!!!!
…And LooK I KNoW I AiNT THe HuLK KiD, BuT I PRoMiSe YoU WoN’T LiKe Me WHeN I’m ANGRY EITHER!!!
I know I may look crazy, but I promise you I’m not! I’ve actually never seen things clearer! But this is the price you have to pay for a little theatricality these days…But yeah, go in there make sure pussy boy is awake and coherent then give him the phucking tablet and then I promise I won’t demote you from medical team to patient…DEAL?...What do you mean? Of phucking course it’s a deal. Now get back in there and BE SOMEBODY!!!
…Darkness. That is exactly you and everyone else watching this shit is staring at presently. You can’t see a phuckin thing, but you are able to hear quite a bit actually. You hear people moving around and speaking to one another with a real sense of urgency.
Voice: Make some room guys, some got damn joker just busted this dude in his face several times with a slapjack, we need to check him for concussions and any other possible damage.
Then suddenly the darkness vanishes and all you see is this very bright light shining in your face, making it still impossible to make anything out. However the piercing light slowly begins to fade in a similar fashion to the way smoke rises and vanishes into the air. So slowly but surely as your eyes adjust you find yourself backstage at the first episode of Monday Night Smash.
The camera shakes a little and then we see it suddenly shoot up as this very overweight white lady with maroon hair sees you and quickly runs over giving very specific instructions…
WGWF Medic: SIR! Please we need you to lie back, you were brutally attacked by some asshole, we need to make sure you don’t have any brain damage…SO please if you could sit back, I promise we will be over in just a minute to check you out!
…Shortly After, we see the Doc shining a flashlight into the camera as he checks the right side and then the left. The WGWF Medic gives a thumbs up as he stands up and walks away. We see the camera once again slowly rise as a tall lanky goofy lookin asshat with a very tragic and out of control white boy fro. He has a black tablet in his hands as he walks up directly in front of us as he reaches out and hands the tablet to the person we can’t see on the other side of the camera.
Jeb: He…He told me to give you this. I’m sorry he said if I didn’t then he’d put me right next to you. SO here…ANd no sorry I have no clue what it is, but the only thing I do know for sure is that there is something seriously wrong with that guy!
We see a hand reach out and gently press the power button turning the tablet on. It brings us immediately to a YOURTUBE video. The back ground is black but written across the screen in white bold print it says…
~!$!~ WELCOME TO YOUR NEW REALITY ~!$!~
…OK TiMe To GeT SeRyou$!!!
As the finger on the pad pushes the play button, he also clicks it to where the video enlarges on the entire screen. We see the WGWF backstage area. Then suddenly two very attractive females step onto the screen from opposite sides. As they stand and smile, some of you(most of you) immediately recognize the faces, and other parts of them as they are two of Adult FIlm’s most popular faces, Peyton/ Preslee and Mason Moore.
Peyton Preslee: Good evening Mr. Seth Stevens we on behalf of our boss JeSTyR SeRyOuS we would like to officially welcome you to your new reality! If you are seeing this it’s because things didn’t really go so well down at the ring for you this evening, and once the fog from your injuries has lifted you will awake to a much different world than the one you lived in before the bell rang to start your match!
Mason Moore: Originally we were supposed to play through some of your old WGWF matches from your previous run, but we were unable to locate any! But not to worry Mr. Stevens we do understand you are probably still feeling a little foggy after Mr. SeRyOu$ hit you so…so any times!
Peyton Preslee: And while he will be joining us in just a moment, he enlisted us to help him deliver some of the worst news you have ever received. He realizes how upsetting and difficult this may be to accept all at once.
Mason Moore: And as a gesture of good faith out of respect for who you once were or whatever he brought us here to give you one last beautiful thing to look at before the tropical depression of a shitstorm finishes sweeping across your life…his words not mine!
And with that the ladies in unison lift up their white BRAZZERZ wifebeaters and we all sit here in beautiful glorious big ole F’n BOOBIES SILENCE…Yup, SOAK SOME UP…ANd NOW it's over.
Suddenly the beautiful vision before us vanishes into static, until suddenly the screen goes dark again. We then find ourselves looking at the painted smiley face of the man officially introduced this evening to the WGWF fans as JeSTyR SeRyOuS. We see his eyes light up and his smirk grow into a full blown smile as he chuckles to himself before grabbing the camera with both hands and jerks it to where he is looking down at us.
Je$TyR SeRyOuS: Good evening Mr. Stevens, my name is JeSTyR SeRyOu$ we met earlier this evening, I was the guy who busted you several times in that got damn
!!!!!RHiNO HoRn!!!!!
THaT ALSo MooNLiGHTZ As YoUR NoSE OvER and OVeR AGAIN!!!!
It is my understanding that you recently received a clean bill of health which is outstanding and considering all the times I smacked you in your stupidface with my lucky slapjack that sir is probably the most
!!!!! IMPRESSIVE !!!!
THiNG YoU HaVe DoNe SiNCe YoU RETuRNED!!!
Actually to me that is really the most humorous part about all this is that of all utter bullshit that fell out of your boner garage of a mouth every single thing you said was going to happen to me actually describes you and your present situation much better. I mean sure yeah maybe
YoU DID WiN THe MATCH !!!!
…HA, YEAH WHATEVER BRUH!!!
Hollow as it might be, let us take a moment and talk about what you actually accomplished. Because yes you won…But of the two of us, I am the only one that walked out on his own TWO! You needed immediate medical attention and well all I needed was a band-aid and while I usually always go for the free lollipop too I’m afraid I didn’t get it this go round on the strength of the fact that I had already made an
!!!!!E F’N NoRMoUS SuCKeR OUT OF YOU!!!!
…HAHAHA F’n CHUMP!!!
~$~ C.H.A.R.I.S.M.A. ~$~
I MeAN YoU LooK LiKe YoU MaNaGe WaFFLE HoUSeS OnToP oF THe FaCT YoU’Re ABoUT As CooL AS CaNCeR!!!
What I’m saying is that tonight wasn’t about wins and losses per say it was about sending a very IMPORTANT MESSAGE! Ya know…MAKING an IMPACT! …Ohh wait obviously YOU DON’T KNOW…MY B!!! But anyway the message I sent directly to you as well as every fuggin DILDO on the SMASH roster that the reality you have all gotten so comfortable living in is in great peril! So before you go bragging and boasting about an empty count out victory look at how blindly you walked into my trap! The only place your
~$~ “LiTTLe ViCToRy” ~$~
(LiTTLe BeING THe OpeRaTiVe WORD, OBVIOUSLY)
Means jack shit is on paper! Which brings me to the point, because I regret to inform you Seth that the reality you spoke about in your promo last week is as fictional as the wonderful land of OZ!...But SeRyOuSLy DIPSHIT in what reality would a fuggin DULLARD such as yourself expect to make it any further than you did the last time you were here? Cause I’m not sure if you are aware of this Seth, but there are a good number of people that would much rather watch Sesame Street in a language they don’t speak before watching another one of your
!!!!F’N SLAPASS PROMOS!!!!
That You Cut Out Back of The PAWN SHOP YOU GoT FiRED FRoM BeFoRe YOUR ReTuRN!!!
Full of empty promises, idle threats and other various forms of mindless drivel, because the one and only thing that will come this Monday night at Smash, is the record will be set straight once and for all! Come Monday Night you and the rest of the Smash roster will find that you have a very
!!!!SeRyOuS PROBLeM On YoUR HaNDZ!!!!
…And That It Will TaKe WAY MoRe THAN SETH STEVENZ PUSSY ASS TO STOP IT!!!
Welcome to the real world Seth…I can almost guarantee you are going to hate it! Mostly because this week just like last week will end with your new friend Mr. Je$TyR SeRyOuS getting the
~$~ LaST F’N LAUGH ~$~
As F’n ALWAYZ!!!
Cause ya wanna know the funny thing Seth? To me it was that look on your face just before I hit you with that slapjack for the last time. The look in your eyes that told a truth you’d never admit. You see in that moment, in that split second of a moment the look in your eyes when you realized there was nothing you could do! The whole time you thought we was playin checkers and by the time you realized it was chess, well suffice to say it was already
!!!!!C.H.EC.K.M.A.T.E.!!!!!
…WHiCH oF CoURSe MeaNZ…GAME OVER BITCH!
I was in that ring with you going blow for blow, and then when it came time for my grand debut I still had more than enough in the tank to CLOBBER YOU UNMERCIFULLY!
So when your head stops hurting Seth, you might notice your legs are a bit sore from dancing to the tune I played that set the table for where we find ourselves now! And now we are to once again do battle only this time in a contest with no rules, which is cool with me because even if there were some I’d probably just break them trying to
!!!!BREAK YOU!!!!
…So I’M HaPPy We ARE JuST ABLe TO CuT THE CRAP!!!
So when this is over I understand if you feel played! But then again that should be a concept you are more than familiar with, seeing as you are one of the most outplayed mother phuckers Ive run into here in the WGWF. At the end of the day there are some very startling comparisons to you and any one of Taylor Swift’s songs. While it’s playing on the radio it’s an irritating kinda catchy that eventually leads to it becoming the worst kind of played out there is…Then after a fair amount of time has passed not very many people can recall why they even phucking liked it to begin with!
SO come on Seth, come on out here and say what you gotta say…But if I were you…and again this is just me looking out for you my boy! But if I were you this go round I would either use shorter sentences, or as very few words as possible in order to spare yourself some SeRyOuS PAIN when I SHOVE THEM BACK DOWN
!!!!!YOUR F’N THROAT!!!!
LiKe I DiD EARLIER TONIGHT!!!
... AGAIN I told your stupid ass last week that the WGWF, SMASH brand more specifically is in dire need of a proper VILLAIN, which you clearly are not nor have you ever been! Because the new dim and grim reality me and my BRAZZERS girlies went out of our way to ease you into is that even if once upon a time you were something close to a big deal, them days is in the rearview…Now all you are is the punchline to a very sad yet still very very funny JOKE!...If Johnny were here this is the part where he’d tell you to
!!!!!SoaK!!!!!
!!!!!SoMe!!!!
!!!!!!UP!!!!!!
…Which Ya Know Is STiLL SOLID ADVICE!!
…HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
As Jestyr proceeds to laugh uncontrollably, the screen cuts back out to the hand holding the tablet that he quickly raises and smashes it against a counter in the medical room, bringing us back to darkness and the notion that this time like all the otherz…
…HaS BeeN YOUR PLea$URe!!!!