Post by "Cholo" Giovanni Santana on Sept 22, 2023 16:27:55 GMT -5
September 15th, 2023 | El Salvador’s Independence Day. A wave of white and blue splashes your screen as you see an independence day parade like you have never seen before… Or if you have ever seen the Puerto Rican day parade in New York, then you have, except that this is just blue and white for El Salvador’s colors and this is not happening in the big apple but in El Paso, Texas. It’s a perfect day for a parade, partly cloudy so the people in attendance aren’t getting burnt by the blistering sun above… Thankfully is the middle of September and the ‘super-hot dog days of summer’, mainly in August, are all but gone. Both sides of Montana Avenue are filled with mostly Salvadorans dressed in the proper colors, but you see other Hispanics in attendance as well as plenty of Americans who have embraced the Latin culture that is a staple not only of El Paso, but all of Texas. The parade is already in full swing as marching bands both high school and college march down the parade route. Each band plays different genres of Latin music, from Cumbia to Reggaeton and everything in between. There is a float here and there, all made of different materials and some focus on nature, as one displays the five volcanos represented in the Salvadoran flag, one for each Central American country. Other floats are just for fun, whether cartoon characters for the kids or straight up advertisements: law firms, travel agencies, cleaning services, etc… There are your activist groups, fighting for immigrant rights and the constant wall issues but today is all about fun and celebrating. There are big balloons of El Snoopy, El Garfield, El Groku and El Sponge Bob. There is lots of Salsa dancers and so much more that we don’t have time to get into as a float catches our attention. Well, it is not so much a float as an old but classic Cadillac Eldorado Biarriz convertible that has banners draped on each side that read: “El Paso’s favorite wrestling son”. On the hood of it, Cholo’s image with the Intercontinental championship has been beautifully spray painted. Behind the wheel is his uncle, Paco “The Drinking Time Bomb” Perez, and in the backseat, sitting not on the seat but on the trunk, so his feet are on the seat, is none of than the champ himself. He has a Salvadoran flag draped around his neck like a scarf, and as he waves to the crowd with his right hand, he holds ‘his precious’ with the right one and shows it off every now and then. When he’s not showing it off, he’s digging into a sack next to him full of full-size candy bars that he throws as far as he can to try to reach everyone. Most people just chant his name or wave, but some throw stuff back… Flowers, stuff for him to sign and bras… yup… This may not be a concert, and it may be morning, but the freaks who want some Cholo are clearly out. All Cholo can do is laugh and toss them his uncle’s way which he grabs and takes a whiff of one…
Cholo: Dirty old man!
They both laugh.
Crowd: We love you Cholo!
Cholo turns to see a group of college girls wearing shirt that spell out his name.
Cholo: He loves you too!
He waves and winks at them and they go crazy. Behind him we see his kids walking, carrying the banner for Cholo’s shelters for children, named after his parents “Ena & Armando”. The kids are in rows of 10, all wearing matching yellow t-shirts that have the shelter’s logo in the front and are carrying their replica IC championships. They wave to the crowd and seem to be enjoying the festivities. We come back to Cholo who asks his uncle to stop the car as he spots someone in the crowd, a woman who upon realizing Cholo saw her, waves shyly. Paco reluctantly stops the car as Cholo hops out and heads towards her, and realizes she is more beautiful than he remembers her… and if you don’t remember her, well the short answer is, she is the daughter of the man who murdered his father. In her hand she holds a small flag of Costa Rica, which surprises Cholo as he expected her to be Salvadoran like him, after all, her father was in a Salvadoran gang.
Cholo: Hola Abigail…
The people all around her are cheering and chanting for Cholo, reaching out to him, but he has tunnel vision, and only sees her… and he sees that she blushes, clearly embarrassed by the attention he’s giving her as opposed to everyone else.
Abigail: You remembered my name…
Cholo: How could I forget?
Everyone around him falls dead silent, the parade stops, even the birds flying over crash against a building.
Cholo: Err, how can CHOLO forget?
Everything goes back to normal.
Abigail: What just happened?
Cholo: Kayfabe.
Abigail: I’m sorry?
Cholo: um, nothing… how are you?
Abigail: I’m… okay… Enjoying the parade, wish they did one for all Central America.
Cholo: Yeah, it’s great, and I know… We’re lucky to have one, with Mexico always hogging the spotlight. Anyway, you ever been in one?
Abigail: Not really.
Cholo: Want to be in it?
Abigail: Um, what do you mean?
Cholo: Come with me.
He reaches his hand out to her and at first she isn’t sure but everyone cheers her on though some old lady tries to grab Cholo’s hand since she won’t but she’s held back by her husband who isn’t too happy. Abigail laughs and then grabs his hand and he takes her into the route, and jog slightly to catch up with his uncle. They go past the kids who cheer them, some even whistle and Cholo shoos them but then laughs. He pats the trunk as he reaches the car, and his uncle breaks. Cholo opens the door for Abigail then gets in himself. He locks eyes with his uncle, only briefly, but enough is said in that look… “What are you doing? Are you nuts? Be careful? Damn, she hot mi’jo” yeah, all that and then some is said in a 3 second glaze. Paco drives on and Abigail seems to be taken back by it all, looking at the crowd who are all trying to get Cholo’s attention.
Abigail: Is this what it is like to be you?
He’s the one that appears embarrassed now, as he laughs and looks down at his shoes before looking back at her and responding.
Cholo: A little bit, yeah.
Abigail: It’s kind of crazy.
Cholo: Ha, yeah it is. Here, throw some.
He hands her the sack with candy and she grabs two hands full and begins throwing the candy, for the rest of the route, they just enjoy the moment, laughing, playing with the crowd, Paco, though she’s not amused when more bras come Cholo’s way. He just shrugs.
Cholo: Comes with the territory.
Abigail: A lot of these have messages written on them, with phone numbers.
Cholo: Oh yeah.
Abigail: Do you ever call them?
Cholo hesitates…
Abigail: I think I got my answer.
Before he can answer, his uncle throws him a lifeline.
Paco: No, but I do! He gives them all to me and well I like to have fun with them… NOT in that way, don’t give me that look… I just mean on the phone, I’ll call them, pretend to be Cholo for a bit, you know… prank calling… Never too old for some good old fashion crank yanking.
She gives him a weird look, it’s hard to say for what part of that statement, but he just goes with the last thing he said.
Paco: Crank Yankers? A comedy show about puppets making prank calls? No?
Cholo: I think that’s before Abigail’s time Tio.
Paco: Well, go binge watch it… it’s hilarious. Anyway, looks like we’re at the end of the route almost.
Cholo looks up and sure enough, they are about to turn on Copia street, into the disbanding area. As they turn, they are directed to their designated spot by a parade official and as they reach the area, there we see a bus with Cholo’s shelter name and logo. There, to his surprise is Paula, his cousin who is like a baby sister to him and… Vanessa Jimenez, manager for the Malvado Brothers and more than a ‘good friend’ of Cholo. Again, go watch his previous promos. They get off the convertible and say their goodbyes to Paco. Cholo walks up to Paula and Vanessa with Abigail and introduces her after giving each a warm hug.
Cholo: Hello primita, Vanessa, didn’t expect to find you here today.
Paula: Well I just had to make sure the kids all get back safely to the shelter and you know, remain on schedule for their activities… I mean you hired me as your director for a reason, right?
Cholo: Of course, thank you for everything.
Vanessa: While I had some free time, since the boys, your uncle and I are on a break from TPW…
Cholo: Yeah, sorry about the loss… Was a helluva streak for the twins though, no shame in that.
Vanessa: None at all, your streak is all that matters now, don’t mess it up.
Cholo: Cholo will do his best.
Vanessa: I know “he” will. So do you have plans, or…
She looks at Abigail briefly before looking back to Cholo. Abigail, who up to now was just listening in, standing next to Cholo, realizes she’s been put on the spot, and quickly replies.
Abigail: Well, thanks for the… experience? It was fun, but I should go.
Cholo: What, no you don’t have to, I… Denise?
Abigail: Denise?
Just then, the last person Cholo expected to see shows up with a camera crew in hand: Denise Essex.
Denise: Hola Cholo! So good to see you! Oh my, what a great fiesta this is, isn’t it?! HQ sent me to make sure we covered this, you know, it’s good for the company and what not. Is this a good time?
Cholo: Um, no, not really.
Abigail: Hey look, it’s fine. Thank you for bringing me into your world, even for a bit… I had a great time… You have lots going on and I get it, I do… Don’t worry about me, maybe I’ll see you again.
She hugs him and gives him a friendly kiss on his cheek, they lock eyes only but for a brief second before she smiles and walks off. Cholo watches her go reluctantly until Denise gets right in front of him with a resting bitch face on.
Denise: Um, who is that?
Cholo looks back at Paula and Vanessa who nod at him forcefully as if to say, go after her. Cholo half smiles.
Cholo: Not now Denise.
Cholo walks past Denise and catches up to Abigail, grabbing her by her arm. She turns and appears relieved he caught up to her.
Cholo: Can “I” see you again? No maybes.
She smiles brightly and takes out her phone.
Abigail: Take out your phone.
He does and she air drops him her contact details.
Cholo: Loved to, whenever you’re free.
Abigail: She gives him another kiss, this one with more meaning behind it, but still on the cheek. She walks off and Cholo now smiles widely. He turns and heads back towards Denise who is talking with Vanessa and Paula, but then notices Cholo coming back.
Denise: Again, who is that?!
Cholo laughs.
Cholo: She, is a friend… Just like you’re a friend, Vanessa is a friend, Toddy is a friend… Cherry Cola is a friend -
Denise: Ugh, SHE IS NOT A FRIEND.
Cholo: Okay, fair enough. So, Vanessa, Paula, catch up with you later? Dinner perhaps? Going to do this promo with Denise.
They agree and say their goodbyes. Cholo then goes to do the promo with Denise in front of the bus with his screaming children as a wave hits your screen again, this one all black, fading into...
El Closing Shoot
Cholo: Dirty old man!
They both laugh.
Crowd: We love you Cholo!
Cholo turns to see a group of college girls wearing shirt that spell out his name.
Cholo: He loves you too!
He waves and winks at them and they go crazy. Behind him we see his kids walking, carrying the banner for Cholo’s shelters for children, named after his parents “Ena & Armando”. The kids are in rows of 10, all wearing matching yellow t-shirts that have the shelter’s logo in the front and are carrying their replica IC championships. They wave to the crowd and seem to be enjoying the festivities. We come back to Cholo who asks his uncle to stop the car as he spots someone in the crowd, a woman who upon realizing Cholo saw her, waves shyly. Paco reluctantly stops the car as Cholo hops out and heads towards her, and realizes she is more beautiful than he remembers her… and if you don’t remember her, well the short answer is, she is the daughter of the man who murdered his father. In her hand she holds a small flag of Costa Rica, which surprises Cholo as he expected her to be Salvadoran like him, after all, her father was in a Salvadoran gang.
Cholo: Hola Abigail…
The people all around her are cheering and chanting for Cholo, reaching out to him, but he has tunnel vision, and only sees her… and he sees that she blushes, clearly embarrassed by the attention he’s giving her as opposed to everyone else.
Abigail: You remembered my name…
Cholo: How could I forget?
Everyone around him falls dead silent, the parade stops, even the birds flying over crash against a building.
Cholo: Err, how can CHOLO forget?
Everything goes back to normal.
Abigail: What just happened?
Cholo: Kayfabe.
Abigail: I’m sorry?
Cholo: um, nothing… how are you?
Abigail: I’m… okay… Enjoying the parade, wish they did one for all Central America.
Cholo: Yeah, it’s great, and I know… We’re lucky to have one, with Mexico always hogging the spotlight. Anyway, you ever been in one?
Abigail: Not really.
Cholo: Want to be in it?
Abigail: Um, what do you mean?
Cholo: Come with me.
He reaches his hand out to her and at first she isn’t sure but everyone cheers her on though some old lady tries to grab Cholo’s hand since she won’t but she’s held back by her husband who isn’t too happy. Abigail laughs and then grabs his hand and he takes her into the route, and jog slightly to catch up with his uncle. They go past the kids who cheer them, some even whistle and Cholo shoos them but then laughs. He pats the trunk as he reaches the car, and his uncle breaks. Cholo opens the door for Abigail then gets in himself. He locks eyes with his uncle, only briefly, but enough is said in that look… “What are you doing? Are you nuts? Be careful? Damn, she hot mi’jo” yeah, all that and then some is said in a 3 second glaze. Paco drives on and Abigail seems to be taken back by it all, looking at the crowd who are all trying to get Cholo’s attention.
Abigail: Is this what it is like to be you?
He’s the one that appears embarrassed now, as he laughs and looks down at his shoes before looking back at her and responding.
Cholo: A little bit, yeah.
Abigail: It’s kind of crazy.
Cholo: Ha, yeah it is. Here, throw some.
He hands her the sack with candy and she grabs two hands full and begins throwing the candy, for the rest of the route, they just enjoy the moment, laughing, playing with the crowd, Paco, though she’s not amused when more bras come Cholo’s way. He just shrugs.
Cholo: Comes with the territory.
Abigail: A lot of these have messages written on them, with phone numbers.
Cholo: Oh yeah.
Abigail: Do you ever call them?
Cholo hesitates…
Abigail: I think I got my answer.
Before he can answer, his uncle throws him a lifeline.
Paco: No, but I do! He gives them all to me and well I like to have fun with them… NOT in that way, don’t give me that look… I just mean on the phone, I’ll call them, pretend to be Cholo for a bit, you know… prank calling… Never too old for some good old fashion crank yanking.
She gives him a weird look, it’s hard to say for what part of that statement, but he just goes with the last thing he said.
Paco: Crank Yankers? A comedy show about puppets making prank calls? No?
Cholo: I think that’s before Abigail’s time Tio.
Paco: Well, go binge watch it… it’s hilarious. Anyway, looks like we’re at the end of the route almost.
Cholo looks up and sure enough, they are about to turn on Copia street, into the disbanding area. As they turn, they are directed to their designated spot by a parade official and as they reach the area, there we see a bus with Cholo’s shelter name and logo. There, to his surprise is Paula, his cousin who is like a baby sister to him and… Vanessa Jimenez, manager for the Malvado Brothers and more than a ‘good friend’ of Cholo. Again, go watch his previous promos. They get off the convertible and say their goodbyes to Paco. Cholo walks up to Paula and Vanessa with Abigail and introduces her after giving each a warm hug.
Cholo: Hello primita, Vanessa, didn’t expect to find you here today.
Paula: Well I just had to make sure the kids all get back safely to the shelter and you know, remain on schedule for their activities… I mean you hired me as your director for a reason, right?
Cholo: Of course, thank you for everything.
Vanessa: While I had some free time, since the boys, your uncle and I are on a break from TPW…
Cholo: Yeah, sorry about the loss… Was a helluva streak for the twins though, no shame in that.
Vanessa: None at all, your streak is all that matters now, don’t mess it up.
Cholo: Cholo will do his best.
Vanessa: I know “he” will. So do you have plans, or…
She looks at Abigail briefly before looking back to Cholo. Abigail, who up to now was just listening in, standing next to Cholo, realizes she’s been put on the spot, and quickly replies.
Abigail: Well, thanks for the… experience? It was fun, but I should go.
Cholo: What, no you don’t have to, I… Denise?
Abigail: Denise?
Just then, the last person Cholo expected to see shows up with a camera crew in hand: Denise Essex.
Denise: Hola Cholo! So good to see you! Oh my, what a great fiesta this is, isn’t it?! HQ sent me to make sure we covered this, you know, it’s good for the company and what not. Is this a good time?
Cholo: Um, no, not really.
Abigail: Hey look, it’s fine. Thank you for bringing me into your world, even for a bit… I had a great time… You have lots going on and I get it, I do… Don’t worry about me, maybe I’ll see you again.
She hugs him and gives him a friendly kiss on his cheek, they lock eyes only but for a brief second before she smiles and walks off. Cholo watches her go reluctantly until Denise gets right in front of him with a resting bitch face on.
Denise: Um, who is that?
Cholo looks back at Paula and Vanessa who nod at him forcefully as if to say, go after her. Cholo half smiles.
Cholo: Not now Denise.
Cholo walks past Denise and catches up to Abigail, grabbing her by her arm. She turns and appears relieved he caught up to her.
Cholo: Can “I” see you again? No maybes.
She smiles brightly and takes out her phone.
Abigail: Take out your phone.
He does and she air drops him her contact details.
Cholo: Loved to, whenever you’re free.
Abigail: She gives him another kiss, this one with more meaning behind it, but still on the cheek. She walks off and Cholo now smiles widely. He turns and heads back towards Denise who is talking with Vanessa and Paula, but then notices Cholo coming back.
Denise: Again, who is that?!
Cholo laughs.
Cholo: She, is a friend… Just like you’re a friend, Vanessa is a friend, Toddy is a friend… Cherry Cola is a friend -
Denise: Ugh, SHE IS NOT A FRIEND.
Cholo: Okay, fair enough. So, Vanessa, Paula, catch up with you later? Dinner perhaps? Going to do this promo with Denise.
They agree and say their goodbyes. Cholo then goes to do the promo with Denise in front of the bus with his screaming children as a wave hits your screen again, this one all black, fading into...
El Closing Shoot
“Y Justos Pagaran por pecadores”
Hola Damage, are you familiar with that saying? Probably not because it is in Spanish, but before you pull out your google translate, Cholo will tell you: “and the righteous will pay for the sinners…” Now, a lot of people, yourself included, may be familiar with this phrase… and a lot of people, perhaps even you, think that this is a biblical quote, but it is, in fact, not. These words come from the Spanish novel “Don Quixote de la Mancha” by Miguel de Cervantes… Yes, the novel about the old, but brave, yet crazy knight who went chasing after windmills… and fighting them. A classic, and the cartoon was even better, Cholo fondly remembers watching it as a kid. Now don’t worry amigo, we’re not about to go into a long discussion about that story, that character or the similarities about this fight that is about to go down between you and Cholo. But Cholo did just want to bring that quote to your attention because that is exactly what is going to happen on September 25th at Monday Night Brawl… A just will pay for a sinner…
Now you may or may not be a ‘just’ person, but considering who your tag team partner is, Cholo is willing to bet you are not… But regardless, you are about to pay for the sins committed by Ragnarok. It takes a lot to make Cholo lose his cool… It takes a lot for someone to wipe away his smile… But when that happens, let Cholo tell you, it is not going to end well for the person who manages to do that… In this case, it has been Rags the culprit of these actions, but since you have been put in front of Cholo before he can get to Rags, then you are about to pay dearly senor… With interest…
Can demons be just? Cholo doubts it, so an ‘untamed’ one is definitely out of the question… Now unfortunately for you D-man, Cholo has plenty of experience dealing with your ‘kind’… Earlier in the year he faced a head demon in Max Daemon who gave Cholo a helluva of match, make no mistake about it… and he was a head demon… Yes that day Cholo learned the difference between a demon and a daemon and not that he wants to downplay who or what you are, or our match coming up… But if Cholo was able to vanquish the daemon, what do you think he will do to a demon like you? Tamed or otherwise?
Now Cholo will say this, you are a big bahama mama of a demon… Six-feet-ten-inches tall? Three Hundred and twenty-eight pounds of what Cholo can see is mostly muscle… Yeah, you are without a doubt the biggest opponent Cholo has had to face one-on-one… In Rumbles and multi-person matches, Cholo has seen some big men… and women… But mano-a-mano you amigo, are it… My match strategy for this one will be unlike no other, and Cholo knows that right now you are salivating at the single though that Cholo will not be able to put you in El Matador. You’re thinking: “There is no way that Cholo, who is almost a foot shorter than me, can’t put a full Nelson on me… and make me submit? How about trying to lift me and pin with a bridge? Even worst, knock me out with a Full Nelson slam? Ha! No way, it’s not happening. No version of El Matador can end this untamed demon”. Cholo hears you Damage, he hears you inside his head and yes, the task is daunting, the ask is a lot if not too much… The mountain that has been put in front of me is a big one that Cholo must try to climb…
So, does that mean Cholo is afraid? Nervous? Hesitant? Concerned? No hombre, of course not! Cholo is willing to party with the smallest of wrestlers and with the biggest one of them, and the party theme doesn’t change: dance until Cholo can’t dance no more… Change the tune if you must, over and over again, until you find the right one to get your dance on… Do you like to dance Damage? Because you and Cholo are about to dance to a tune you may or may not be familiar with and Cholo needs a strong partner for his dress rehearsal. Because yes, that is exactly what this match is… Just a rehearsal for the real thing… and this doesn’t mean that Cholo is looking past you, but you and Cholo know that this isn’t about you or him, but about your tag team partner… He has put you in this position… Cholo asked him for a dance, and he said no thank you, dance with him instead… Well Damage, let you and Cholo dance the night away, and don’t worry, Cholo will take good care of you and get you home safely…
Okay no, Cholo lies… He will do anything but that… As a matter of fact, you aren’t going home, but straight to the hospital… Cholo will damage you, bad, pardon the redundancy.
You see, you may call yourself Damage for a variety of reasons, but after Cholo gets through with you, we will be able to add all kinds of adjectives in front of your name:
Brutally Damaged……….
Permanently Damaged………
Brain Damaged……..
Collateral Damage…….
Unfairly but Necessarily Damaged…….
Living La Vida Damaged……
Cholo can go on all day, but he won’t… oh okay mi gente, he hears you, maybe a few more:
He Will Never Dance Again Damaged…..
Only Driven Once I Swear Damaged….
Made some memories in that one Damaged…
Or simply: Damaged goods.
While Ragnarok, you will simply be left with…
Hola Damage, are you familiar with that saying? Probably not because it is in Spanish, but before you pull out your google translate, Cholo will tell you: “and the righteous will pay for the sinners…” Now, a lot of people, yourself included, may be familiar with this phrase… and a lot of people, perhaps even you, think that this is a biblical quote, but it is, in fact, not. These words come from the Spanish novel “Don Quixote de la Mancha” by Miguel de Cervantes… Yes, the novel about the old, but brave, yet crazy knight who went chasing after windmills… and fighting them. A classic, and the cartoon was even better, Cholo fondly remembers watching it as a kid. Now don’t worry amigo, we’re not about to go into a long discussion about that story, that character or the similarities about this fight that is about to go down between you and Cholo. But Cholo did just want to bring that quote to your attention because that is exactly what is going to happen on September 25th at Monday Night Brawl… A just will pay for a sinner…
Now you may or may not be a ‘just’ person, but considering who your tag team partner is, Cholo is willing to bet you are not… But regardless, you are about to pay for the sins committed by Ragnarok. It takes a lot to make Cholo lose his cool… It takes a lot for someone to wipe away his smile… But when that happens, let Cholo tell you, it is not going to end well for the person who manages to do that… In this case, it has been Rags the culprit of these actions, but since you have been put in front of Cholo before he can get to Rags, then you are about to pay dearly senor… With interest…
Can demons be just? Cholo doubts it, so an ‘untamed’ one is definitely out of the question… Now unfortunately for you D-man, Cholo has plenty of experience dealing with your ‘kind’… Earlier in the year he faced a head demon in Max Daemon who gave Cholo a helluva of match, make no mistake about it… and he was a head demon… Yes that day Cholo learned the difference between a demon and a daemon and not that he wants to downplay who or what you are, or our match coming up… But if Cholo was able to vanquish the daemon, what do you think he will do to a demon like you? Tamed or otherwise?
Now Cholo will say this, you are a big bahama mama of a demon… Six-feet-ten-inches tall? Three Hundred and twenty-eight pounds of what Cholo can see is mostly muscle… Yeah, you are without a doubt the biggest opponent Cholo has had to face one-on-one… In Rumbles and multi-person matches, Cholo has seen some big men… and women… But mano-a-mano you amigo, are it… My match strategy for this one will be unlike no other, and Cholo knows that right now you are salivating at the single though that Cholo will not be able to put you in El Matador. You’re thinking: “There is no way that Cholo, who is almost a foot shorter than me, can’t put a full Nelson on me… and make me submit? How about trying to lift me and pin with a bridge? Even worst, knock me out with a Full Nelson slam? Ha! No way, it’s not happening. No version of El Matador can end this untamed demon”. Cholo hears you Damage, he hears you inside his head and yes, the task is daunting, the ask is a lot if not too much… The mountain that has been put in front of me is a big one that Cholo must try to climb…
So, does that mean Cholo is afraid? Nervous? Hesitant? Concerned? No hombre, of course not! Cholo is willing to party with the smallest of wrestlers and with the biggest one of them, and the party theme doesn’t change: dance until Cholo can’t dance no more… Change the tune if you must, over and over again, until you find the right one to get your dance on… Do you like to dance Damage? Because you and Cholo are about to dance to a tune you may or may not be familiar with and Cholo needs a strong partner for his dress rehearsal. Because yes, that is exactly what this match is… Just a rehearsal for the real thing… and this doesn’t mean that Cholo is looking past you, but you and Cholo know that this isn’t about you or him, but about your tag team partner… He has put you in this position… Cholo asked him for a dance, and he said no thank you, dance with him instead… Well Damage, let you and Cholo dance the night away, and don’t worry, Cholo will take good care of you and get you home safely…
Okay no, Cholo lies… He will do anything but that… As a matter of fact, you aren’t going home, but straight to the hospital… Cholo will damage you, bad, pardon the redundancy.
You see, you may call yourself Damage for a variety of reasons, but after Cholo gets through with you, we will be able to add all kinds of adjectives in front of your name:
Brutally Damaged……….
Permanently Damaged………
Brain Damaged……..
Collateral Damage…….
Unfairly but Necessarily Damaged…….
Living La Vida Damaged……
Cholo can go on all day, but he won’t… oh okay mi gente, he hears you, maybe a few more:
He Will Never Dance Again Damaged…..
Only Driven Once I Swear Damaged….
Made some memories in that one Damaged…
Or simply: Damaged goods.
While Ragnarok, you will simply be left with…
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