Post by jmonttwizted on Sept 22, 2023 12:40:33 GMT -5
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There sure seems to be a lot of that going on in the life of J Mont currently. But what else would you expect when it pertains to the World Champion? The man that wants all the headlines, spotlights and attention. And boy, is J Mont ever in them right now. This might be a good time for J Mont to really hire a personal assistant because of how crazy his life and career is getting. Maybe Kat Jones is available to help since she is a part of the CCPE. Or better yet, maybe Mia can convince Candice to talk to Ani about helping J Mont as a personal assistant. If those 2 don't work out, there will be a line at the door wanting to help J Mont out. Or come to think of it, maybe J Mont can do Peter Vaughn a favor after he so called “UPSETS” him in the Main Event at the 1 year show and hire him as his handyman assistant. The job would come with:
Full Medical Coverage: Peter Vaughn will truly need it after the abuse he takes from J Mont at the 1 year show. Fractured and Broken Bones. Punctured Eyeball. It’s going to get bad for Vaughn but have no fear, J Mont is here and will handle the deductible on the insurance plan.
Dental Insurance: On top of the broken bones, Vaughn will have to deal with a shattered jaw which should be covered, but if not, we will set up a GO FUND ME to help him get it covered. I mean, come on now. Am I supposed to do everything for Vaughn? There will be enough wrestlers around that will help him out. But the bright side is, that at least he can get his root canal he has been putting off and a good teeth whitening done, which will be covered under the plan.
Vision Insurance: Now this one, I will have to look into because I am not sure that they cover a punctured eyeball. I know Vaughn can have his annual eye exams and if need be, can get eyeglasses or contacts. But what I plan to do to his eye, it may take another GO FUND ME to cover this.
Life Insurance: Just in case the impact of the JKO in the ring to retain my World Title snaps Vaughn’s neck and leaves him dead, I want to make sure the beneficiaries can use the payout to cover whatever they choose. There will truly be a lot of medical bills unless insurance picks up a good part and the GO FUND ME helps with the rest. But then you have funeral costs, but like everyone has seen in the past with my issues with GOTH, I have the hook up. Holla if you need me.
Mental Health Coverage: And i’d like to take a minute and just sit right here, and tell you how i became the prince of a fed called WGWF. Wait, I am not supposed to be funny right now but everyone knows J Mont doesn't give a shit unless it's about his family. And Peter Vaughn is far from being anywhere near family. He can preach CCPE, but I'm just there to do a job as a hired hitman and that’s it. After this defeat, Peter Vaughn will never be the same again. He is going to lose his mind like Happy Gilmore did when Donald said you are going to need a blanket and sunscreen cause you are never going to get off that beach like you never got into the NHL, you jackass. He is going to dress up in a Tutu like Ace Ventura and scream to the world that J Mont is the best. I am sorry, but I'm not sorry for what is about to happen to Peter Vaughn.
401K: This will help Vaughn as well if he makes it alive after the battle we have. And if he does, he will reap the awards of tax breaks and shelter from the creditors. If Vaughn comes to work for me, I will even do one better and match whatever Vaughn puts away because I'm just that nice of a guy. If he dies, he dies. But if he lives, I don't wanna see him be a poor ass bitch like Mac Bane. Or someone that lives in the dark like Goth.
Paid Time Off and Vacation: This one right here will help Vaughn right away because once he is employed by J Mont, he will get a paid Vacation right off the bat to Guatemala because it will remind him just how much he sucks but this place was voted one of the worst cities in the world to visit. The fumes, the crime and the buildings on the verge of collapse. It’s a great place for Peter to go to remember that it was J Mont that collapsed his career at the 1 year show and kept him from getting his World Title Back.
Worker’s Comp: This one I will have to be a little careful with. I will make sure Vaughn has this, but I will have my attorney draw up the contract cause Vaughn is a little bitch and will try to manipulate the system to get a quick dollar out of this. We will be giving Vaughn a physical beforehand so we know all the issues and injuries he has so he cannot use it against us.
All in all, this is actually a great opportunity for Peter Vaughn. He gets to go back to his roots of cleaning and fixing things, and that's ONLY if he comes out of this match alive and in one piece.
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The surprises keep coming as we hear a familiar voice, and it’s not J Mont’s for once. It’s the lovely voice of Mia that can be heard talking to someone on the other end. Obviously we cannot pick up the conversation from the other party, but Mia can be heard speaking.
After the statement was made, you can see J Mont in the next room over who was laying down on the couch, making sure his fantasy football team was set and adjusted. Because who wants to get laughed at for leaving Nick Chubb in the starting line up this week? But it seems the laugh might be on him as Mia and Candice are having a conversation about being the new General Manager. J Mont quickly emerges off the couch and flies into the kitchen like he just ran a quicker 40 yard dash then Tyreke Hill. As he stops at the counter, J Mont puts both elbows down, and puts one hand over the other hand as he looks at Mia.
Mia: Hold on one second Candice.
Mia looks at J Mont like he has lost his damn mind. J Mont is looking back at Mia with the same notion. This is like the stare off Murr had with some random guy at the Chinese Buffet for Impractical Jokers. Before either can flinch, Mia makes the first move.
J Mont: Just remind her who the World Champion is and who runs the show.
Mia is listening to both worlds right now as Candice can hear everything that J Mont is speaking, but he cannot hear anything she says unless Mia repeats it.
Mia: You two will just need to learn how to get along and work with one another. Just like at the Velvet Rabbit, you both learned how to respect one another. The same thing needs to be done with the WGWF as well now.
J Mont: Remind her that i own 51 Percent of the Network, so if i want to go on national TV and moon the world and say FUCK YOU JOE BIDEN, then i can do it. She cannot stop me, fine me, suspend me or fire me. I am god damn untouchable at this point.
Mia: Will you stop it please before you wake up Gia. And let's not forget Candice is her godmother too.
J Mont: I see where you are going with this. Trying to use the family card on me.
Mia: No, but sometimes you just need to be reminded of certain things. Mr. likes to talk before he thinks.
J Mont: I need to get some fresh air because something stinks in here and it's not me and for once it's not Gia’s diaper. Love you babe.
Mia: No goodbye to Candice?
J Mont: You are not SURPRISED by that?
J Mont walks away before he says anything else that could get him in trouble with Mia. As J Mont walks away into the other room, it looks as if Mia is finishing up her call.
Mia: I will talk to you later on Candice. Let me go get this house in order.
The calls end and Mia just looks at her phone, shaking her head. She knows she has a lot to do to keep things in order. J Mont and Candice both have strong personalities and like to be in charge. Knowing J Mont is not near her, Mia screams like Whitney Houston.
Mia: And I will always LOVE YOU JOE!!!!!!!!!!!
In the other room, J Mont has a big smile on his face. Something that people hardly ever see from him. They usually see that sinister look or that devilish smile, but not a happy smile like this. J Mont collects himself for the moment and fires back at Mia like he is Usher with Lil John.
J Mont: YEAH!!!!!!!!!! And I love you too MIA!!!!!!!!!!
Not together, but in the same house. Both Mia and J Mont are smiling and their love is one that no one will ever understand. But as long as they do, that is all that matters. But when it comes to love, there is none there for Peter Vaughn when it comes to J Mont.
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Mia goes her way and J Mont goes his, which is towards the front door. Before opening the door, he turns around and looks at what he has.
J Mont: A lot of people are jealous of me. They cannot stand the Empire that I have built up today. I have done that with my blood, sweat and tears. Sure I have had some losses on the way, and I know Vaughn will remind me of them too, but no one is perfect. If you mention to anyone that you lost a match to Mac Bane, Chris Page, Matt Knox, Enigma and Junko to name a few, they will respect you because those are top tier talent in the industry today. Nothing to be ashamed of. But one name I do not see on that list is Peter Vaughn and I will make sure you never get on that list Vaughn. You want to take down this Empire, and be the man to finally end J Mont, but that's not going to happen on my watch.
J Mont turns back around and grabs the handle of the door. As he turns to open the door, you can see a beautiful Las Vegas day. 82 degrees with no precipitation and about 15 mile per hour winds. Can't ask for a better day if you ask me. As J Mont walks out the door and onto his front porch, you can see a one of a kind chair sitting out there only for a king like himself. And if you think J Mont spent 28 million on this chair, you are out of your fuckin mind. Sure J Mont has bought some crazy ass shit in his lifetime and loves to blow money like he is 50 Cent inside a strip club, but this was a chair he got for FREE. Well, if you want to know the short version of this, J Mont made a bet with Mark Cuban all the way back in 2006 on the finals. J Mont bet Cuban that the Heat would beat the Mavs in the finals. It was J Mont’s VIP season tickets to the Yanks versus The Dragon’s Chair which is part of the Yves Saint Laurent and Pierre Collection. Doesn’t seem like an even trade to some, but J Mont really wanted this one of a kind chair. And here we are. 16 years, 8 months and 21 days later. Guess you can see who won that bet. J Mont sits back on this chair like the king he is.
J Mont: King Mont. That truly has a great ring to it. I mean, it's the truth. Carrying the World Title around. Working with the best group in the industry today in The Fortunate Ones with myself, Amber Mansley, Flash Rotten and……..
J Mont catches himself before saying another name.
J Mont: Justin York is no longer with us. After I beat him at Us vs. Them, he was a little upset about it and ran his mouth from what people told me. So, myself and Amber pulled a chapter out of the book of what we did to Sonya and applied it to York. A Grade 3 Concussion to go along with a broken collarbone. Kinda upset with myself that we didn't do a better job of hurting York, but the job got done. Sometimes you need to weed out the weak to be stronger, and that is what we did there. And as I sit here as the king, something just crossed my mind. I need to make sure that all my benefits and insurance that I want to give Vaughn work in Canada. It would be cute to have Vaughn and York sharing a room at St Michaels in Toronto. I know for one second that Peter Vaughn is not thinking about my well being or future, but here I am thinking about his. Trying to help him after his career in that ring is over with, courtesy of me. I'm getting him a job working for me and I'm figuring out ways to make sure he is covered medically, in or out of the states. I think the public really needs to change their thinking about me. I have a plan in place for Vaughn after he loses his chance to reclaim the World Title. If I don't beat him badly enough, he can start work the following week picking up my dry cleaning, mowing the yard, cleaning out the olympic size swimming pool and so on. I have plenty of work for him to do. And if I accomplish what I really want to do to him in that ring, then he will be bedside with York in Toronto. And I will make sure to send them BOTH some Mac and Cheese from Bobbie Sue’s and some Churros from Pancho’s Bakery.
That insane thought of Mac and Cheese with Churros made the stomach of J Mont Growl.
J Mont: Do not roar like a lion, just set your target and hunt like a lion. And that is what I am going to do. I am going to make Vaughn my prey. The lion is going to kill the zebra. The mystique and power is going to be an assertion of dominance. But I will be ready for anything because……..
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J Mont: Vaughn has the Wild Card in all of this because he loves using his Toughbuilt Gelfit Black Stabilizer Knee Pads to suck Page off. I am actually surprised Candice allows them to be so close to one another like this. Makes me wonder who Candice has on the side for herself. Maybe it's James Raven or Thad since they spend a lot of time at the Rabbit. Hmmmm….but make no mistake about it. The little stunt that Page and Vaughn pulled last show when Vaughn did not want to help up Page after he got his ass kicked by The Fortunate Ones is all a ploy to throw everyone off. Page is involved with Vaughn in choosing this so-called stipulation for this match. They want everyone to think they are at odds, when they are truly a unit. You think you can play mind games with me, but that is the worst thing you can try to do. The KING of mindgames is J Mont and everyone knows that. And don’t worry Page, you may have given the upper hand to Vaughn by allowing him to choose the stipulation, but I am World Champion for a reason. And I have been one of the top superstars in the industry all year long. You don't think I have an ACE in my back pocket as well?
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J Mont moves around in The Dragon’s Chair to get a little more comfortable because there are a lot of thoughts running through his head at the moment. There is a lot on the line come the Main Event at the 1 year show. You are talking about the World Title and POWER.
J Mont: Vaughn may think he has the upper hand here with this so-called Stipulation, but he is forgetting that I am J MONT. I have an answer for everything. I wanted a World Title shot, so I did what I had to do and steal the title and talk my way into the match. Resulting in how we got here today, but the difference is, you don't have the gold around your waist Vaughn. I had a problem with Flash Rotten, so I did what I had to do and after a power meeting between the 2 of us behind closed doors, we united to shock the world. Then you have Sonya losing the TV title in the cage to Kim Pain. I had Amber Mansley in my back pocket, waiting to work with me and make an impact. We kicked Sonya out of the group and started up a new faction to raise hell on the WGWF. Same thing goes for Justin York as you saw what happened to him. You see Vaughn, whenever there is a problem or issue, it gets handled. And right now, you are a problem and I have a solution for you. But like you with your little stipulation, I am not telling you what I have. But just know, the ace in the pocket is someone you are very familiar with. Have fun with using your stipulation on me because at the end of the day, the Ace of Spades trumps everything.
J Mont is having flashbacks when he ordered 10 bottles of the Ace of Spades celebrating his World Title win the same night at The Rabbit.
J Mont: I know Candice hates that she has to deal with me in the WGWF, but make no mistakes about it, she is going to love the revenue I bring to the Rabbit for the afterparty with my title defense over Peter Vaughn. I might just buy the bar out for everyone so no one has a tab that night. This is going to be a celebration that the world will never forget. I am tired of hearing that the World Champion is the underdog. That it will be an upset win if J Mont pulls this off. ESPN even had the comparisons to myself with Appalachian State when they upset Michigan. I hope Vaughn is feeling that overconfident against me in this match. I hope he is walking in thinking he has this in the bag because…………
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J Mont: You are going to get a JKO outta nowhere, and worse then when Sonya got hers. Like I mentioned earlier Vaughn. I'm out to kill you. I'm not here to just get the 123 and the win. I want more. I want to take your career in this match. Yeah sure, Page gave me my career back after my loss to him, but I went almost an hour in that Hell in a Cell and I'm still standing here today, ready to defend my crown. I’m the King of the WGWF, while you are just a Baron. This is my kingdom Vaughn and I'm letting you play in it. I already have my Queen in Mia, so I'll just make you my bitch. And if you know math, then you should understand this. 52 cards in a deck and if I take away the ACE of spades, that leaves 51 cards. You can take your 51 cards and stipulation and shove it up your ass. Nothing trumps the ACE I have planned.
This stipulation has run through the head of J Mont since it was announced that Vaughn gets to select anything he wants. Seems that the Champ got the short end of the stick on this one or did he?
J Mont gets up out of his Dragon’s Chair and stretches his arms out. Then he proceeds to walk back towards the front door, and then turning the knob to open the door. As he enters back into the house, in his best impersonation of Michael Buffer.
J Mont: MIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!
As J Mont walks through the house, he hears Mia.
Mia: WHAT IS IT?
J Mont: [Under his breath, where she cannot hear it.] DEEZ NUTZ!!!
Mia: WHAT DID YOU SAY?
J Mont: I'M COMING BABES! [Under his breath again.] Inside of you!
Looks like J Mont has a SURPRISE for Mia here as he keeps the pace up towards the bedroom. A Champion in the bedroom as well as in the ring. The 1 year show is around the corner and will be full of surprises, that is for sure.
“AND DON’T WORRY VAUGHN, THERE IS A SURPRISE WAITING FOR YOU TOO BITCH.”