Post by lajohnnystylez on Sept 17, 2023 2:01:12 GMT -5
***QUIK NOTEZ***
FIrst and foremost I beg forgiveness for the late rp...But I got stuck having to pull doubles the last two days (which was my allotted time to rp)...THen I got home an hour ago deadline had passed and I still wanted to show. QUick spoiler alert I figured since it's late might as well write the rp I wanted...SO maybe there is kinda a chance I went over the word limit a cunt hair or 4?...I didn't count I just wrote the rp and now it's done. DUe to the lateness and other writing obligations I have for this show ill not be formatting right away but I will get to it sometime here in the near and clear. Again sincerest apologies for the lateness..
Another day, another dollar right?
Or at least that is what it felt like as the man known around the world as the DoN oF Di$Re$PeCT sat in the driver seat of a very large white truck in the parking lot of a Home Depot in Las Vegas Nevada. He sits silently watching through a pair of thick rimmed black Rayban sunglasses as he puts the finishing touches on a very carefully rolled blunt even VooDoo herself would be proud of.
We can hear “Candy Paint” by Post Malone softly playing in the background as Stylez mindlessly wipes away all of the THC debris and gets ready to spark this sucker up. He reaches into the center console of the truck and grabs his custom made 4:19 zippo lighter and he flicks the top off and we watch as a tall flame gently dances across the tip of the blunt. He twists the blunt in the flame for a few moments before pulling it up to his lips and takes that first soothing hit. He briefly holds in and then exhales the smoke as he watches the people enter and exit Home Depot.
The reason he is at this Home Depot in the first place isn’t far placed from his mind after all he came here to do something specific. He came here to go out of his way to drastically make a point that everyone was aware of yet said nothing about. But little does the world outside know, especially those on the WGWF roster that those days are over. Apparently the business of pro wrestling needed it’s most necessary evil once again, and as always The PaRaGoNa oF AMeRiKaNa was more than happy to answer that call.
But something about this time felt different Johnny thought to himself as he reached up and turned the volume up on the music. As he leaned back and continued to puff away on his blunt his thoughts began to roam. Such and exciting time lay before him and his recent return to pro wrestling was merely just the tip of the metaphorical iceberg.
We can see in Johnny’s eyes as they gaze off seemingly staring into nothing. But if you look a bit closer you’ll notice he is very deep in thought as he recounts the events that lead him to where he is presently. So he puts the blunt in his mouth and takes a rip or 3 and allows the THC to do it’s thing. Johnny then takes another rip and begins to blow smoke rings
As the smoke from the blunt rises in a thick cloud and then slowly begins to vanish as the scene fades with it until it eventually goes black as we see the words
…MUCH MUCH EARILER!!!
Since Johnny was headed back to the ring it was really only a matter of time before he began bumping to old friends and such along the way. Especially when one of if not his oldest friend/old flame literally works at the venus the very first episode of Melee is scheduled to eminate from in just 24 hours!
At first we get a broad shot of the magnificence that is the Velvet Rabbit founded, owned and operated by the one and only Candice “VooDoo” Page, another old aquaintence of Johnny’s. Johnny walks onto the scene and looks up at the building almost in awe of it. I mean he knew of VooDoo’s potential long before others did and for him it just felt right to see the fruits of her labor stacked so so very high!
But Johnny didn’t come here today for VooDoo…No he came here to see her friend. Yall know her as Anicka Swan, and for every single pair of eyes that has ever laid gaze on her know for themselves that she is so sexy she gives Angel’s dirty thoughts. It’s been almost two years since they have seen each other last. If you really want all the sexy details for that we regret to inform you we are on a time crunch so for now the CLIFF’S NOTES VERSION of this for context purposes is…Johnny and Anicka Swan after years and decades of flirting, teasing, friends, and no benefits to speak of, they were finally able to make the stars align and they had finally found a way to come together, and they ruled over Outlaw Pro Wrestling in what were it’s dying days in absolute bliss…Until the night it all came crashing down. Johnny was pulled from his own PPV in handcuffs, OPW was then taken out from under him and his relationship with Anicka Swan was at an end. And they haven’t seen each other untiil..
The Velvet Rabbit’s brightest STARTENDER makes her way to the bar area in what appears to be a down time while other Startenders and barbacks are restocking and trying to get ready for a shift that is supposed to be very soon. Anicka Swan walks up and sees Johnny Stylez with his back to her and it appears almost as if he was talking to himself. The closer she got she realized that is exactly what was going on. Like you’d see on some stupid teen movie Johnny was actually rehearsing his greeting to Ani, which she couldn’t really blame him for as she hadn’t the slightest idea what top say herself…That is until she caught him talking to himself. SHe walks right back up behind him smacs him on his ass and says…
Anicka Swan: A simple hello Ani will do just fine John John!
Johnny Stylez nearly jumps out of his skin as he turns around to see one of his favorite faces smiling back at him and even if nothing in his mind made sense the rest of the week this one thing felt very VERY RIGHT. It was the first time in a long time, which gave him a feeling of ease and comfort that he was making the right decision not just coming back to the ring but coming here to have this exact conversation.
SO Johnny doesn’t say a word he just wraps his arms around Ani as she wraps hers around him. Their lips even briefly meet, which you can tell by the looks on their faces wasn’t something either had planned on doing it just kinda ya know “happened”. They laugh and exchange compliments and pleasentries before Ani motions for Johnny to join her in her private cabana which he happily obliges!
They take a seat while someone brings them two glasses of Champagne, as Ani plays it cool flashing a flirty smile as Johnny fumbles to find the words.
LA Johnny Stylez: Ani, I thought it was going to be good to see you but now that I’m here it’s PHUCKING GREAT TO SEE YOU! How are you?
Anicka Swan: Ani’s how she always is. Out here helping VooDoo with this and just being there for my family, and really for the first time in a long time Ani really can’t complain, Ani may even be happy! How about you John-John Ani keeps hearing from these little birdies that you are getting ready to make a comeback. WGWF…Voo’s new beau runs that place, and it is one of the strongest pro wrestling companies still out there. SO make sure you pack your big boy britches Johnny, because there are a lot of talented people on that roster.
LA Johnny Stylez: Yeah yeah, that’s what they are all saying but we shall see soon enough! Really I’m just glad to be back and somewhere where there is actually real competition…
Anicka Swan: No…No Ano isn’t buying that humble act for a second. Not from YOU!...DId you forget Ani knows you probably better than you know yourself?...SO the only thing I ask John John is the only thing ANi has ever asked. Do you remember?
LA Johnny Stylez: When we speak to one another it is supposed to be only the truth!
Anicka Swan: GOOD! Now…maybe we try again?...Why are you really coming back John?...Why here? Why now?
LA Johnny Stylez: Because Ani, as good as buisiness may be foir the WGWF overall the game that people like you and me dumped so many buckets of blood, sweat and tears into building overall is PHUCKING DYING!! I understand the WGWF is one of the last remaining strongholds and I intend to see that it perservers otherwise you me, Damon, Michelle, JMONT…ALL OF US that bleed to make this game mean something will vanish without a trace and I simply cannot have that! SO I am going to do everything within my power to ensure that the World’s Greatest Wrestling Federation remains just that! But first I have to protect it from those that would do the most harm..
Anicka Swan: Which would be?
LA Johnny Stylez: Most of the phuck socks that make up the WGWF roster! The reason this business is dying off is because most of them wouldn’t know what real greatness even if it smacked them in the phucking fae. They don’t understand that greatness isn’t just a word to be thrown around because that is precisley what makes words loose their meaning…They have to be taught, the hard way!
Anicka Swan: Ohh lord Ani sees that look in your eye…You are up to trouble aren’t you?
LA Johnny Stylez: Touche Ms. Swan, touche…I came here not just to see you, but to ask you for a small favor. You see I need to make my point heard before the first Melee airs here tomorrow night, and since you like kinda know the owner I was wondering if you might speak to her on my behalf!
Anicka Swan: …Johnny Stylez after all this time you came all this way to talk to Ani about business?
LA Johnny Stylez: Well I mean yeah kinda, but I assure you it as merely coincedental, because if you knew me as well as you say you do then you KNOW that Johnny Stylez is never does business without pleasure..One of the perks of ownning one of the biggest distrubutors of porn in the world!
Anicka Swan: OK, how’s this hotshot…You look me in the eye and tell me what you really came back for and then if Ani’s likes your proposal ANi may just whisper it into Voo’s ear and you know how she gets when I whisper in her ear. But you only have a deal if you tell me what it is you really came back for?
LA Johnny Stylez: You really want to know?
Anicka Swan: Ani’s curisioty always gets the best of her! You know this!
LA Johnny Stylez: OK, fine…The answer is EVERYTHING I CAME BACK TO EVERYTHING!
Anicka Swan: Everything? If that’s what you want why not just reopen OPW?
LA Johnny Stylez: I loved OPW…LOVVVEEDDD it, and it really made me question whether or not I wanted to return to all of this, and I did but I realized that the real power doesn’t come from the suits…The real power..real greatness is born, lives and thrives by those who do it under the big lights! I thought the best way to give back to the busines was to own and operate OPW, but the ego managing, the constant nagging bitching…As their boss I couldn’t shut those yapping twats up without recourse, but now…Anytime one of these entitled, self righteous, cookie cutter
!!!!!F’N D-BaGZ!!!!
Stands In My Way, Not Only Can I HIT THEM, BUT THEY PAY ME TO DO IT!!!!
But please hear me when I say this to you Ani…When I say I came back for everything…
Johnny’s hand leans across the table and grabs hers. He raises her arm to his mouth and then gently plants a kiss on her knuckles as she sternly looks at her and says…
LA Johnny Stylez: I CAME BACK FOR EVERYTHING! I know you are happy here and all of that yadda yadda bullshit, but I know you just as well as you know me…ANd you were the Immortal Champion for 10 very long and strong months,and you loved every moment of it! That is what you are. You are like me you are a fighter…But we have time to worry about all of that, but for now I have to make the best of my present circumstance and I have a very loud message not only for the dildo’s im finna climb in the ring and beat the breaks off of…But the entire WGWF roster in general! So will you do me the small favor of speaking to your…To whatever she is to you for me, please?...I will owe you a debt, and while this aint Westeros Im just like a Lannister in the debt paying regard!
Anicka Swan: OK fine John John, tell Ani what you got planned. But you do owe Ani, and as you should know Ani always collects! BUt that is business that can be discussed at a later time. And since there is no more business ANi thinks it’s time we go ahead and skip to the pleasure part you mentioned eariler!
LA Johnny Stylez: That’s why you’ve always FAR AND AWAY been my favorite…
Johnny flashes that trademark arrogant smirk as he leans in and kisses Ano on her lips softly as she grabs his head and drives her lips into his. Once they come up for air we see his mouth moving but are unable to make out the words, as the scene slowly fades back out to Johnny sitting in the driverseat of the very large truck outside of Home Depot. We see his arrogant smirk slowly creep across his face after replaying that memory over again. And we could tell for the first time in a long time Johnny felt right. HE then leans in turns the keys shutting the truck off, and he opens the door and and heads towards the entrance of the Home Depot in Vegas not terribly far from the Rabbit.
As we see Johnny vanish into the large open sliding doors the scene fades as the song Candy Paint is heard playing in the back ground as wer go through a bit of a montage. We see Johnny picking out some wood…THen we see him talking to an assistant clerk about tools, and then we see him outside speaking with a group of hispanic workers as they are gathered around Johnny;s truck as he is pointing to a large sketch of what Johnny wanted. From our point of view we can’t tell what it is, but whatever it is is fixing to happen as we see Johnny takes out a small duffle bag and tosses it to the worker directly across from him. THe worker unzips the bag and looks in. His eyes widen and a small shoots across his face as Johnny puts on his sunglasses and arrogantly smirks as he has a cigarette hanging from his lips. HE shakes hands with the workers and the scene fades once more…
3 Hours Before Melee begins.
We find ourselves outside of the Velvet Rabbit… It’s around back of the arena entrance and also where the Rabbit recieves most of it’s food orders and what not. But the fans here in New York know it’s a good place to hang out before an event here at the Rabbit to catch a glimpse of the stars as they walk in. Only tonight the crowd is a little larger than usual as all of them stand crowded around watching on in confusion as they watch these workers furiously put the final touches on what seems to be a crescent shapped bridge that comes down a few steps infront of the back door.
As the camera slowly pans around it we notice the detail. Written on each of the wooden planks on the flat part of the bridge bears the name of each of Johnny’s opponents at Melee. Eventually the fans let out a pop as Johnny Stylez emerges from the back door and holds his hand up greeting the WGWF fans. Johnny steps onto the bridge and then walks to the center of it and stands on the name clear as day ENIGMA. Johnny has a mic in hand as he holds his hand up calling for the crow to quiet.
LA Johnny Stylez: What’s up Vegas, who is ready for a
???F’N MELEE???
RIGHT MEEEEEE 2!!!
So given the uh “time constraints” placed on me here this evening we will go ahead and skip to the very large wooden elephant in the room. For those of you with perfect 20/20 vision you can clearly see for yourselves that what I’m standing on is no elephant…It’s actually a brand new WOODEN BRIDGE!!! YAY!!!!!...Not excited? Still confused? I got ya…I kind of expected it. BUt I am going to have to offically ask the others in my match tomorrow to forgive me as I seemed to have left my crayons with my other bridge, but I’ll do my best to explain it without them! So…Yes thanks to the hardoworking people over at Home Depot whom so graciously helped throw this thing together in short notice and it is a marvelous piece of work if I do says so myself! SO why the bridge you may ask? Well I don’t usually like to do this but the best way I can answer you all at once is to simply answer your question with one of my own!
Why do we need a bridge right by the back door to the entrance to the arena?...Well how fuggin else are you self absorbed tallywhackers supposed to
???GET OVER YOURSELVES???
…Ya KNoW LIKE THE REST OF US HAVE OR WILL SHORTLY AFTER TOMORROW?
Because look uh, me personally I didn’t need all this hoop or LAH in order to be over the four of you, just doing the home work I did was satisfactory enough and after talking to some of these WGWF fans out here I’m apparently not alone! Let’s take for instance a one Mr. Samuel Chatman…He calls himself
!?!? THE LONE WOLF ?!?!
…Which I May Be Mistaken Isn’t The Operative Word L-O-N-E???
I mean I really hate that I even have to point that out, because of all these asshats in this match Sam, I know you! I know what you are capable of and I know what you have the potential to be, and if I just may say the Samuel Chatman I once knew was much better than this 90210 knock off of a knock off you got goin here. The gate keeper is it? Guess we will see soon enough slick…And if everything goes my way I guess if nothing else they will know who to hold responsible for their soon to be mangled gate!...Yes I know it’s a metaphorical analogy, which is why I am metaphorically stating that if you try and pull that bullshit on me, don’t think that just because some small part of me used to like you that I won’t put your sorry ass down right next to the other
!!!!!F’N C.H.U.M.P.S.!!!!!
WHO ALSO USED TO BE A BIG DEAL!!!
;...Moving on who…let’s see who else’s name I got on this mother phucker…John Cable?...Look bruh Ima be real wit ya ok?...I don’t know much about you…SHit there I almost lied again…K Look
!!!! I DoNT KNoW SHiT ABoUT YoU!!!
…cept you look like one of the generic wrestling figures they sell at DoLLaR GeNeRaL!!!
Maybe the picture wasn’t nothing special, but I am gunna go out on a limb here and guess you are one of them…ya know
“DaRK CHaRaCTeRZ”
…Sounds InTeRe…WAit Nah, NO IT DoESN’T!!!!
…And I ALSO ASSUME YOU THINK YOU DO IT BETTER THAN THe OTHER 194385858492 Otherz That Are Doing IT THIS YEAR ALONE!!! Look for all I know you are next in line to face JMONT, and maybe you are the new cool dark char on the block, even all of that was true, fact is I could give a rats ass if you were fuggin
!!!!JaSoN VooRHiES IN THE FLESH!!!!
I’m Still Going To USe YoU AND YOUR RECYCLED GARAGE SALE GIMMICK AS A STEP ON THE LADDER!!!
Cool?...COOL!
K so who’s up next?
…Any yall heard of this fuggin dood named Dubios?
The small crowd lets out a very loud cheer as Johnny smirks at some of the comments he can hear and we can’t so…womp womp. Johnny collects himself and continues
LA Johnny Stylez…Good so you’ve heard of him. Me too only admittedly very recently…Like maybe three hours ago recently, and I have to say my dude…If I was going to show anything even resembling actual respect to any of you fuggin MoRoNz it would probably
!!!!!BE YOU!!!!
…PROBaBLy!
I was privy to your most recent work, at the last Brawl when you handed Clyde Netwon his ass in one hell of a contest. Impressive sir, very impressive! I see you, for real I do. But let me put it to you this way GoVeNoR…It wouldn’t shock me in the very
!!!!!F’N Lea$T!!!!!
If YoU WiND UP DoWN FOR THE COUNT AND THAT THREE SECONDS WAS THE LAST TIME ANYONE HAS SEEN YOU ALIVE!!!
And I would truly like to believe you are what I think you are. I think you have the talent and actual originality that it presently lacks almost to an alarming rate…THe over all lack of such things has caused the current pro wrestling scene to evaporate it. Over saturation, and from what I’m told people can only get phucked with the got damn
!$! No$TaLGia DiLDo $!$
So Many Times Before You FoRGeT WHy YoU WaZ UsIN IT 2 BeGIN WITH!!
So I think that speaks for itself and for now we have said all there is to say on the matter. Ohh wait save this. Don’t you Mr. Dubious…Not for a phucking fraction of a
!!!!F’N FRACTION oF a SeCoND!!!!!
EVER GIVE ME A REASON OR SOMETHING THAT LOOKS LIKE A GOOD EXCUSE!!!
To go out of my way to phuck you and every single day of you week RIGHT UP! I do see more promise in you than some…OK all of the others, but the game plan is, was. And always will be to make sure to stack your fuggin lifeless carcass right next to theirs! If you find yourself in the unfortunate position across the ring as opposition know here and now there is no stoop I wouldn’t go, there aint a mother phucking
!!!!!2 F’N LoW!!!!!
THAT I WOULDN’T GLADLY TAKE TO PUT YOU DOWN AND MAKE SURE YOUR BITCH ASS STAYS THERE!
…K, that was fun but let’s move on! Which brings us to the one whose name I keep hearing being whispered as the odds on favorite to win this one. ANd ya know, for a second there I might have been able to kinda almost see if I could get my head that far up my asscrack and see where maybe just maybe it would some how make sense…But then this joker gets here and starts
!!!!F’N TaLKInG!!!!!
…And I Gotta Say I Was KinDa FLaBBERGHaSTeD…The BAd KIND OBVIOUSLY!!!
Because when I sat down to watch his debut WGWF promo I was expecting to see this passionate ferocious monster of a dude running through j-brone phuck boys like it wasn’t nobody business, but then again this mother fucker opens his mouth and starts talking and well it didn’t take me long to gather all the audio evidence that I needed to know my original notion was right…WHich of course is that you would be legit…FOR REAL
!!!!!HaRDF’N PReSSeD!!!!!
TO MEET SOMEONE MORE COMPLETELY FULL OF SHIT!!!
After my name came up and I heard him try and make it seem that just because he quote un quote “BEAT ME” a few weeks ago in some place that used to be open for a title that used to mean something, and will both be forgotten by the time
!!!!FooTBALL SeaSoN ENDZ!!!!!
…ANd THat’S FACTORING IN GIVING THEM THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT.
And outside of that it is really, now that I’m sitting here thinking about and really it makes me I dunno
!!!!KiNDa F’N SaD!!!!!
I REALLY WISH I KNEW WHICH WAS F’N FUNNIER…
Is it the fact that you would have others and quite possibly yourself that just because you beat me then, means you are just going to automatically do it here now! Or the fact that you are bragging about a win you weren’t supposed to know you were gifted. Look this whole time I was trying to be the bigger guy and not bring this shit up, because I was for real under the impression that you werent a complete
!!!!!F’N I.D.I.O.T!!!!!
But Now THat I KNow How FAR Up YOUR ASS YOU CAN GET YOUR HEAD I’m Actually Kinda Impressed…IN A Depressing SORT OF WAY!!!
How was the spear?...A flea bite I was praying for the moment the bell rang. They came to me you know with the usual this place is closing we can’t pay out your contract so here is the offer yadda yadda…Only this time no yadda yadda…Instead it was HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO “EARN” a good chunk of this back?...SO like any other human being with working ears I asked the only question that is ever really worth asking in these situations…
???HoW MuCH???
…And OBVIOUSLY SuFFiCe To SAY THE OFFER WAS GENEROUS MAY BE THE UNDERSTATEMENT oF AT LEAST THE LAST THREE DAYS!
Yeah so like apparently they were actually trying to pay people to give a fuck…Come to find out I was so good..I even
!!!!!F’N FooLeD YOU!!!!!
…WoN’T Be THe LaST TIMe EiTHeR CHUMP!!!
But wait before we go any further I have to stop and say maybe I was being a little harsh. Enigma, seriously I was kinda rude a sec ago, and that was wrong. But look I just want to ask one question and then I swear I’ll leave it be..THank YOU…OK So Can You Really Call THis A muddah phuckin
~$~ No $eLL ~$~
AFTER ALL THE $$$ I MADE DOIN IT???
OK all humiliating and hilariously funny jokes aside let’s talk straight here for a moment Nig, if ya don’t mind…Because look deep down you can say you didn’t or did know they paid me to put you over on the way out the door if you want to or not. It means jack shit to me if you believe it or…But the one thing I know that we both know that we…KNOW is that no matter what may have went down at the place people are in the process of
!!!!!!FoRGeTTiNG!!!!!
ONE THING IS CRY-STaL F’N CLEAR…YOU DIDN’T PHUCKIN BEAT ME AND YOU KNOW IT!!!
SO stop, I mean while you can. Obviously you should have stopped right after you started but then we couldn’t be here right at this point and place where I have been waiting…no absolutely
!!!!!F”N DYING TO TELL YOU!!!!!
That If I CAN SEE YOU…Then ODDZ ARE THEY CAN TOO!!!!
I mean did you hear or see yourself? I mean I guess the more interesting question is what kinda
???F’N FRIENDZ DO YOU HAVE???
Let You Get On Camera AND GO WILD OUT LIKE THAT!!!
I mean look I may not be your favorite person presently, but I still feel obligated to let you know we get it. Having to start over again all the way at the bottom especially when you were half way up the last fuggin mountain before it decided it didn’t wanna be a mouintan anymore! Yes it is absolutely phucking maddening, I can even speak to it personally having had some recent experience with the subject myself!...But this is where the roads
!!!!F’N DiVeRGe!!!!
DRASTICALLY!
Because you know I thought you were supposed to be some kind of warrior…with the face paint and Ultimate Warrior jabbering…Wouldnt a warrior accept the challenge,,,or if nothing else not act like the runner up at the end of
!!!!ROCK OF LOVE?
I’m NoT SaYin Im JuSt SaYiN KNoW WHaT Im SaYinG!!
But relax my dude you made it! And that is whats important isn’t it? You can even piggy back on my WGWF bandwagon because this is the big leagues…and it is in our best interest to see her nutured because it’s a barren wasteland in free agency these days, and if you were even a third of the fighter you pretend you are you would see that, instead of holding onto these things that you accomplished that might as well not even happened! And that is my phucking point NIG, for all your bragging and boasting you and I find ourselves in the same boat…Only now I know the face paint and the persona is just a
!!!!!GiMMiCK!!!!
…The Fact That I Dont Need Make Up And A Spirit Halloween Viking Costume To Make People FEAR ME!!!
…What you see is what you get…and the good news is you phuckin phux are all about to se a whole lot more of it! Because I came here tonight to make a statement. The Joker once said it’s not about the money it’s about sending a message. To Brawl and Melee that the dawning of a new era is indeed on the horizon and tonight on the very first Melee win loose or draw you will all walk away not only well aware of who I am, and the threat I hold to each and every last one of your dreams, ambitions, plans, and overalll picture of the immediate future. So gentlemen please use the bridge I had it made just for you! I know the notion may seem painful at first, but really when you stop to have chew a fuggin twix over it definitley dawns on you that if you go ahead and make the metaphorical steps to get over your soon to be out dated asses out of my way the better off you will all be…spiritually, emotionally, and physically. Allz I need is one window..One fraction of a second and I can turn three seconds to the literal worst moments of what remains of your life! And that boys and girls what I mean typically at then end of my promos when I smile nice and big and bid every got damn one of you to
!!!!SoaK!!!!
!!!!SoME!!!
!!!!UP!!!!!
C’MON ALL THE KOOL KIDS ARE DOING IT!!!
See you asshats in the ring!...This is gunna be fun!
ANd with that Johnny literally drops the mic onto the bridge as he once again makes those metaphorical leaps to show just how easy it can be to go ahead and get over what was once upon a time it’s best and brightest. Just know boys and girls there may be some very very dark days ahead…But that is only because it’s always darkest before the dawn…and if we are careful we may all be able to phuck around and live to see it happen! But first you have to survive me and everything else! But we can worry about that shit later…Well yall can I got other thingz to do…BE SEEIN YA…Ohh and don’t forget that asssss fuggin allllwaaayyyyssss
…It’s Been YOUR PLea$uRE!!!
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