Post by Edward Grado on Sept 16, 2023 18:57:49 GMT -5
Post-Monday Night Dark- Unseen footage.
Austin Ramsey and Sam Chatman are back in their locker room following their Dark Appearance victory over Damage and Johnny Stylez.
AUSTIN: I told you that he isn’t that bad!
SAM: It was one night.
AUSTIN: But you must admit that he held up his end.
Sam nods.
SAM: I can’t dispute that.
Both Sam and Austin look around the locker room.
AUSTIN: Where is Edward, anyway?
On cue, Edward Grado emerges from the bathroom with a white towel around his waist, a green shower cap, purple shower goggles, a three-foot shower brush in his left hand, a black fanny pack hung over his right shoulder as he poses with both hands on his hips.
GRADO: SUPERSTAR!
Channel his inner Molly Shannon Edward poses causing Sam to chuckle under his breath as he covers his mouth with one of his hands.
AUSTIN: What are you wearing?
Edward gets vertical and starts to strut across the dressing room floor.
Grado puts the sponge end of his shower brush in Austin’s face as he passes him and pushes the brush into his chest. Sam can’t help but laugh even harder as what can only be described as a bitter beer face is etched on Austin Ramsey as he yanks the sponge away from his face.
AUSTIN: That’s disgusting!
GRADO: You’re disgusting.
Edward is about to yank his towel off only to have Sam and Austin quickly make the save for EVERYONE.
“No, No, No!”
SAM: I’ll just wait outside.
Sam excuses himself followed by Austin as Edward changes. The scene reopens to find Grado rocking pink and purple Daisy Dukes, a yellow headband, a green tank top with white lettering that reads “Your Mom” across the front, red Crocs, and a black fanny pack securely around his waist while prancing toward the back entrance to the Velvet Rabbit Las Vegas. Austin Ramsey is outside the employee’s entrance to the Hotel and Casino dressed sharply in a three-piece suit tailor-made by Gucci. Austin sees Edward strutting his way and the only thing he can do is roll his eyes.
AUSTIN: We have got to get you to a stylist.
Edward stops and looks himself up and down.
GRADO: Me look good. You look like you trying too hard.
Austin snickers.
AUSTIN: Hold on, I look fantastic, first of all and secondly… I run this property for Candice and Chris… if they see you looking like this with the inaugural Melee just around the corner, I can’t guarantee they won’t have me remove you.
GRADO: Pfft. Grado came to party. Where’s papi?
Edward looks past Austin all around him looking for Sam Chatman.
AUSTIN: He hasn’t made it yet. You shouldn’t be looking for Sam, you should be focusing on your Melee debut. You’ve got a strong opponent to contend with.
Edward unzips his fanny pack and pulls out a pre-rolled joint causing Austin to ask.
AUSTIN: Don’t tell me you bought that off the street.
GRADO: Cousin Daniel give me before I got on plane.
AUSTIN: You flew with that?!!?!
Edward puts it to his lips and lights it up with a lighter retrieved from his fanny pack and returned.
AUSTIN: I’m sure that’s going to help you get another win.
Grado inhales and offers it to Austin only to have Austin refuse.
AUSTIN: I’m on the clock. You do know that you have to wrestle for forty-five minutes on Monday Night at a minimum right?
Edward shrugs as he blows smoke in Austin’s face, unintentionally.
GRADO: Lagers inside?
Austin fans the smoke away from his face.
AUSTIN: Are you trying to get me in trouble? Both the bosses are here.
Another shrug from Edward as he takes another toke off the pre-roll. In mid-toke, the entrance door opens to find Candice Page walking out where she lays eyes on Edward who quickly passes the joint into Austin’s hand forcefully burning Austin’s hand causing him to drop the joint on the ground.
AUSTIN: OUCH!
Candice walks over and kneels down picking up the joint and lightly blows on the end of it to make sure the cherry is still lit. She rises up and takes a toke herself.
CANDICE PAGE: Never waste.
Edward’s jaw drops.
GRADO: Gimmie!
Edward snatches the joint from Candice’s hand. Candice has a moment to soak in what Edward is wearing.
CANDICE PAGE: Nice Crocs.
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Teaming with Papi is so much fun. We have matching jackets, did you see them? Damage is one strong, mean man. He tried to kill me! Thankfully the power of Lagers compelled us to victory on WGWF Dark. That was a great time but I think this Monday Night could be greater. Grado is super excited to be taking part in the first edition of Melee. Mainly because Smash promised an open bar after the show, shhhhhh… don’t tell anyone. Speaking of don’t tell anyone but uh, Grado has no clue how he’s going to last forty-five minutes without proper training because I haven’t done anything for that amount of time without a proper dance break.
Grado is very excited to get in the ring with FPV.
Grado has liked what he’s seen from Team Pride. They seem to be noble and fight with honor and dignity. Grado can appreciate that. Grado thinks that this is going to be a great battle between two different styles. The worst thing he can do is take me lightly because just like that I take advantage of your mistakes.
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OOC: Ran out of time. Sorry for a crappy showing.
Austin Ramsey and Sam Chatman are back in their locker room following their Dark Appearance victory over Damage and Johnny Stylez.
AUSTIN: I told you that he isn’t that bad!
SAM: It was one night.
AUSTIN: But you must admit that he held up his end.
Sam nods.
SAM: I can’t dispute that.
Both Sam and Austin look around the locker room.
AUSTIN: Where is Edward, anyway?
On cue, Edward Grado emerges from the bathroom with a white towel around his waist, a green shower cap, purple shower goggles, a three-foot shower brush in his left hand, a black fanny pack hung over his right shoulder as he poses with both hands on his hips.
GRADO: SUPERSTAR!
Channel his inner Molly Shannon Edward poses causing Sam to chuckle under his breath as he covers his mouth with one of his hands.
AUSTIN: What are you wearing?
Edward gets vertical and starts to strut across the dressing room floor.
Grado puts the sponge end of his shower brush in Austin’s face as he passes him and pushes the brush into his chest. Sam can’t help but laugh even harder as what can only be described as a bitter beer face is etched on Austin Ramsey as he yanks the sponge away from his face.
AUSTIN: That’s disgusting!
GRADO: You’re disgusting.
Edward is about to yank his towel off only to have Sam and Austin quickly make the save for EVERYONE.
“No, No, No!”
SAM: I’ll just wait outside.
Sam excuses himself followed by Austin as Edward changes. The scene reopens to find Grado rocking pink and purple Daisy Dukes, a yellow headband, a green tank top with white lettering that reads “Your Mom” across the front, red Crocs, and a black fanny pack securely around his waist while prancing toward the back entrance to the Velvet Rabbit Las Vegas. Austin Ramsey is outside the employee’s entrance to the Hotel and Casino dressed sharply in a three-piece suit tailor-made by Gucci. Austin sees Edward strutting his way and the only thing he can do is roll his eyes.
AUSTIN: We have got to get you to a stylist.
Edward stops and looks himself up and down.
GRADO: Me look good. You look like you trying too hard.
Austin snickers.
AUSTIN: Hold on, I look fantastic, first of all and secondly… I run this property for Candice and Chris… if they see you looking like this with the inaugural Melee just around the corner, I can’t guarantee they won’t have me remove you.
GRADO: Pfft. Grado came to party. Where’s papi?
Edward looks past Austin all around him looking for Sam Chatman.
AUSTIN: He hasn’t made it yet. You shouldn’t be looking for Sam, you should be focusing on your Melee debut. You’ve got a strong opponent to contend with.
Edward unzips his fanny pack and pulls out a pre-rolled joint causing Austin to ask.
AUSTIN: Don’t tell me you bought that off the street.
GRADO: Cousin Daniel give me before I got on plane.
AUSTIN: You flew with that?!!?!
Edward puts it to his lips and lights it up with a lighter retrieved from his fanny pack and returned.
AUSTIN: I’m sure that’s going to help you get another win.
Grado inhales and offers it to Austin only to have Austin refuse.
AUSTIN: I’m on the clock. You do know that you have to wrestle for forty-five minutes on Monday Night at a minimum right?
Edward shrugs as he blows smoke in Austin’s face, unintentionally.
GRADO: Lagers inside?
Austin fans the smoke away from his face.
AUSTIN: Are you trying to get me in trouble? Both the bosses are here.
Another shrug from Edward as he takes another toke off the pre-roll. In mid-toke, the entrance door opens to find Candice Page walking out where she lays eyes on Edward who quickly passes the joint into Austin’s hand forcefully burning Austin’s hand causing him to drop the joint on the ground.
AUSTIN: OUCH!
Candice walks over and kneels down picking up the joint and lightly blows on the end of it to make sure the cherry is still lit. She rises up and takes a toke herself.
CANDICE PAGE: Never waste.
Edward’s jaw drops.
GRADO: Gimmie!
Edward snatches the joint from Candice’s hand. Candice has a moment to soak in what Edward is wearing.
CANDICE PAGE: Nice Crocs.
*********************
Teaming with Papi is so much fun. We have matching jackets, did you see them? Damage is one strong, mean man. He tried to kill me! Thankfully the power of Lagers compelled us to victory on WGWF Dark. That was a great time but I think this Monday Night could be greater. Grado is super excited to be taking part in the first edition of Melee. Mainly because Smash promised an open bar after the show, shhhhhh… don’t tell anyone. Speaking of don’t tell anyone but uh, Grado has no clue how he’s going to last forty-five minutes without proper training because I haven’t done anything for that amount of time without a proper dance break.
Grado is very excited to get in the ring with FPV.
Grado has liked what he’s seen from Team Pride. They seem to be noble and fight with honor and dignity. Grado can appreciate that. Grado thinks that this is going to be a great battle between two different styles. The worst thing he can do is take me lightly because just like that I take advantage of your mistakes.
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OOC: Ran out of time. Sorry for a crappy showing.