Post by Buster Gloves on Mar 12, 2023 21:40:04 GMT -5
Ring Rust Cafe & Studio @ The Velvet Rabbit Las Vegas
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SAUCE BOSS: Hey everyone, welcome BACK for another episode of WGWF Dark. I'm the Sauce Boss, and welcome back the Ring Rust Cafe, here inside the beautiful Velvet Rabbit Hotel and Casino in LAS Vegas. Tonight’s broadcast comes to you on ESPN The Ocho, brought to you by THIS IS AWESOME PROMOTIONS, Kayfabe Airlines, and The Over The Top Network. We have some great matches, segments, and extra content on the menu tonight. This ain’t the B show folks. This is the side show.
To the hundreds in attendance, and the hundreds of thousands at home, thank you for tuning in tonight to another episode of WGWF DARK.
Before we get started let’s take a look at what went down last time on BRAWL.
(A video package rolls of WGWF action from the most recent episode of WGWF’s flagship show.)
SAUCE BOSS: In TV Title action, Sonya Benson defended her belt against The Punisher. These two have traded the title, and insults back and forth for the last couple of months. And in this matchup, they were BOTH declared winner by pinfall. Somebody has some explaining to do on BRAWL.
Atara Raven met Beretta Blade in an impromptu matchup. Beretta really made some friends in this one, complaining about anyone and anything on the mic. She decided to sub in a body double named BAR-etta Blade to eat a quick pin and then promptly quit the company right after. The world collectively shakes it head.
In what can only be described as a set up, CCPE members, and current Tag Champions, The Show Stealerz, met fellow CCPE member, Kim Pain, and temporary partner, Lexi Gold in a Tag Team Championship match. Questions have been raised about the intentions of putting Lexi, the newest SAGA member, in a matchup against 3 members of a warring faction. Nobody was surprised when Lexi took the pin from Todrick for the win. I'm sure Kim Pain is really broken up by the tragic loss. Meanwhile, the Show Stealerz still look unbeatable in that division.
We had a three-way after that. Mark Flynn, Samantha Voxx, and Samuel Chatman, each looking to get that rocket push towards main event status. Mark Flynn proved why he's one of the elite in the business with a pinfall victory over Samantha Voxx with a little help from Damage the Untamed Demon in this one.
And then in our main event, Marvelous Mike Mason went head-to-head with The Bull of the North, Buster Gloves, in Intercontinental Semi Final action. We got 22 minutes of action here, with both men looking like stars. Even IC finalist, Cholo Giovanni Santana, accompanied by a couple lady friends, got his eyes on the match, sitting ringside and doing his best to distract Mason without actually interfering. The tactic worked as Mason lost the war after a pinfall from Buster Gloves. Cholo now meets Buster at Wrestlewars 8 for the Intercontinental Championship.
As we continue on the road to WRESTLE WARS, let’s turn the lights down low and get ready for some Sunday Night Dark.
I would be remiss of course to do the show without my partner in crime. You know her as The Soda Pop Pearl Crusher. The Queen of Bong Style. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome, BACK to the announcers’ table, Miss… Cherry… Cola.
CHERRY COLA: What's up Saucey? It smells like sex and peach body spray in here. What have you been up to?
SAUCE BOSS: Cherry it's great to have you back. The Ides of March are approaching, the madness is about to set in. And there is no one person I'd rather ride it out with than you.
CHERRY COLA: You're a sweetheart, but I'm still not doing any butt stuff, Boss.
SAUCE BOSS: Agreed. Let's talk about Wrestle Wars.
CHERRY COLA: Sure. What's Wrestle Wars?
SAUCE BOSS: I can't tell if you're being serious right now.
CHERRY COLA: I'm not saying that I don't know what Wrestle Wars is, but let's pretend like I don't.
SAUCE BOSS: It's the pay-per-view... coming up in 2 weeks... it's the biggest show of the year... and we're supposed to be hyping it up so that people buy it and we get to keep our jobs... remember?
CHERRY COLA: THAT'S THE SHOW?! I thought that was likes months and months away?! Jesus, whip me. I'm gonna be honest with you here. I just pretend like I know what's going on most of the time, so Imma need to copy your homework if that's cool. I'll give you a squeezer under the bleachers if you can walk me through this thing.
SAUCE BOSS: No need. It's all part of the job assignment. So let's recap what to expect. Mark Flynn and Tristan Slater end their rivalry with a steel cage match to open up the night. That's followed by a wild match including chains and fire between Damage and Sam Chatman. Then we get the next chapter of the TV title saga with either The Punisher, Sonya Benson, or both. John Cable and Fred Debonair try to kill each other in the tunnels underneath of Las Vegas. The Show Stealerz defend their titles against Paul Montuouri and an equally pretty person. Then it's the IC final with Cholo vs. Buster Gloves. And in the main event, CCPE member, Peter Vaughn meets SAGA member, Mark Cross in the WGWF World Championship match.
CHERRY COLA: How do you remember all this stuff? Don't you ever take a day off?
SAUCE BOSS: It's called taking notes, Cher'. Don't you worry though. I'll do the work, you do the dirt, and together... we can go to a very dark place. I'm talking about WGWF DARK. And it's up next! Let's go down to the ring.
We cut to ringside where the lovely beauty queen/ring announcer/Spanish commentator, Cookie Carter is waiting in the center of the ring in a canary yellow sundress, ready to drink a mamosa and break some hearts at the church bake sale.
COOKIE CARTER: Ring Rust Cafe… the darkest hour is upon us. Are you ready for the first bout of the evening?
[MUSIC AND AUDIENCE REACTION]
“Hero” by Enrique Iglesias begins to play over the PA and the crowd goes silent as a spotlight shines on the entrance way revealing the Delicious One. His back is to the crowd, and his arms are spread out wide revealing the rhinestones words "Simply Delicious" on the back of the robe.
The Delicious One spins around with a huge and cocky smile on his face. The light bounces off of his sequined and rhinestone white ring robe, with pink and yellow designs on it. The darkness is replaced with a soft white glow, but the spotlight stays on The Lactose of Intolerance.
COOKIE CARTER: Now approaching the ring. Currently residing from Cedar Rapids, Iowa!!! Weighing in at 140 lbs. He is the Delicious One, Milk... Mayson!!!
SAUCE BOSS: So, we get another dose of Milk Mayson on the card tonight. This guy is just infectious isn't he?
CHERRY COLA: Oh, no no no no, thank you. I've had a clean bill of health since Hedonism. I want to keep it that way.
SAUCE BOSS: You do know that he is engaged right???
CHERRY COLA: ARE YOU SH*TTING ME?!
The Delicious One struts to the ring, walking slowly, taking his time and allowing everyone to view him, which is hard because the closer he gets, the more you realize he is barely five feet tall. He climbs the ring stairs and instructs the referee to hold the ropes open for him. The ref laughs and tells him no, and The Delicious One throws a temper tantrum and tries to get in but struggles with the ropes.
The Delicious One stands in the middle of the ring. He unties his robe, and removes it slowly, to reveal his spaghetti arms and meatball torso. He hands the robe to the referee who reluctantly takes it and gives it to an attendant outside. The Delicious One hits a front double bicep causing the crowd to laugh.
COOKIE CARTER: And already in the ring, from La Verne, California. Weighing in at 185 lbs. He is LYCAN... SUBSCRIBE!!!
DING! DING! DING!
The two wrestlers meet in the middle of the ring, sizing each other up. Lycan Subscribe tries to take the first move, lunging at Delicious Milk Mason, but Delicious Milk Mason is quick to dodge and counters with a swift kick to Lycan Subscribe's shin.
Lycan Subscribe tries to retaliate with a body slam, but Delicious Milk Mason is too nimble, flipping out of his grip and locking him in a headlock. Delicious Milk Mason starts to apply pressure, and Lycan's face turns red with strain.
But wait! Lycan Subscribe manages to slip out of the headlock and quickly takes control, pinning Delicious Milk Mason to the ground. Delicious Milk Mason struggles under the weight of Lycan Subscribe, but he manages to wriggle free and roll away.
The two wrestlers get to their feet and face each other again, both panting and sweating. Lycan Subscribe charges at Delicious Milk Mason, but Delicious Milk Mason sidesteps and grabs his arm, twisting it behind his back. Lycan Subscribe howls in pain as Delicious Milk Mason applies pressure to his shoulder and bringing Lycan chest down on the mat. Milk reacts quickly and mounts the back.
And now, the moment we've all been waiting for! Delicious Milk Mason executes his signature move, "The Milky Way"! Milky sits on the small of Lycan's back throw the arms over his thighs and locks in the modified camel clutch. It's deep. He leans back to crank even more.
Will he tap???
HE TAPS FROM THE SUBMISSION HOLD!!!
DING! DING! DING!
COOKIE CARTER:The winner of this match, by way of submission... Milk... Mayson!!!!
SAUCE BOSS: I'm honestly at a loss for words. But the crowd seems happy. So I guess that's ok.
CHERRY COLA: Milky f*cks...
SAUCE BOSS: I guess he does... Oh look, now he's asking for a mic.
Delicious Milk Mason is in the ring, panting and sweating from his victory over Lycan Subscribe. The crowd is cheering, and Delicious Milk Mason looks absolutely on fire.
MILK MASON: "Where's Professor Wrestling?" he growls.
But suddenly, the cheers turn to boos as Professor Wrestling's absence is noted.
MILK MASON: "That's right! He's not here. He took his clipboard and went home to Mommy."
Delicious Milk Mason looks around, his face contorted with rage.
MILK MASON: "He quit? He can't do that! It's not right! I want my rematch!"
But it's no use. Professor Wrestling is gone, and Delicious Milk Mason is left without the redemption he feels he deserves. He storms out of the ring, slamming his fists against the ropes in frustration.
WINNER (via pinfall): Milk Mayson
Match Length: 1 minutes 3 seconds
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The crowd inside the Ring Rust Cafe at the Velvet Rabbit Las Vegas pop as THE Tristan Slater walks out over toward the Sauce Boss and Cherry Cola. THE Tristan Slater reaches Dark Dynamic Duo where a microphone sits on their desk. Slater takes the microphone and then rolls into the ring to applause from the crowd. “Cult of Personality” fades out as we see THE Tristan Slater take a seat Indian Style in the center of the ring.
THE TRISTAN SLATER: I hope you guys don’t mind me crashing the party.
Some louder applause from the crowd is heard.
THE TRISTAN SLATER: We are right about two weeks away from what is going to be one of the biggest nights in the history of the WGWF, and for the better part of six months this thing between Flynn and me has been brewing and brewing until it’s boiling point. Now, I know Mark is here tonight because he has nothing better to do with his time than beat on those beneath him. Unlike Mark, I don’t need to pad my ego.
Tristan takes a moment before he then states.
THE TRISTAN SLATER: As a matter of fact I don’t have to wrestle at all. I was happy living my life down in Miami before being pulled back into the WGWF because my boy needed me. Never in a million years would I sit here and think that in just a few short weeks everything I’ve been brought back for comes to an end locked inside a Steel Cage.
The camera takes a tight shot of the million-dollar face of THE Tristan Slater.
THE TRISTAN SLATER: There isn’t any need to run back through things about Mark Flynn, I’ll save that for Flynn since the dude hasn’t had an original thought about me since my name started coming out of his mouth, but Mark what I want you to know is that you might be sitting on top of the world, you might have clawed your way to the top… but your next lesson to learn is going to be just how quickly you can fall from the top. You’ve picked your poison, and come Wrestle Wars it’s going to be what kills you.
Tristan flips the microphone over to the mat and rolls out to the floor of the Ring Rust Cafe making his exit just as he made his entrance.
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This is Cookie Carter reporting live from the scene of the WGWF Charity Bowling Event at Red Rock Lanes hosted by pro wrestler, “The Bull of the North”, Buster Gloves. The event, which took place in the days leading up to WGWF Wrestle Wars 8, was held to raise funds for the Nevada Children's Hospital. A sizable crowd of wrestling fans and charitable individuals alike, were in attendance.
Buster Gloves, known for his toughness and tenacity in the ring, was all smiles as he was on hand to greet fans and help raise money for the cause. Attendees were treated to a night of bowling and fundraising, with all proceeds going directly to the hospital. Buster Gloves, who is known for his friendly personality and MMA fighting style, proved to be a gracious host as he mingled with attendees and posed for photos. Despite his tough-guy persona, Gloves appeared genuinely touched by the outpouring of support for the cause.
Gloves, who has a history of charitable work and community involvement, was thrilled with the turnout and the impact the event had on the community. "I'm so grateful for everyone who came out tonight to support this important cause," he said. "It's so important to give back to our community and help those in need, and I'm proud to be able to use my platform to make a difference."
Attendees had the chance to bid on a variety of wrestling memorabilia, including autographed photos, t-shirts, and even a pair of Gloves' own wrestling boots. The highest bid of the night, however, came for a private meet and greet with Gloves and a few special guests from the charity.
“I've been a fan of Buster's since Level Up," said Kyle Jackson, a local wrestling enthusiast who attended the event. "To be able to meet him in person and support a good cause at the same time is a dream come true.”
In addition to the auction, attendees also had the chance to hit the lanes and bowl alongside some of their favorite wrestling stars, including roster members of the WGWF, XWF, and Thunder Pro Wrestling. Buster’s wrestling faction, the SAGA, was in full attendance for the event, donning their signature black and gold SAGA t-shirts but differences were set aside to come together for a good cause.
CEO of Chronic Chris Page Enterprises, Kat Jones had this to say about the event, “Any differences we have are petty compared to what the children face daily. It’s a pleasure to put those aside and help.”
New CCPE client Kim Pain would also add, "All the gold in the world is worth nothing if your health is on the line. We should all team up to help these kids win theirs.”
Before the night was over, Buster Gloves would make a big donation, endorsing a check for $25,000. But it was not the largest sum of the night, as fellow WGWF wrestler, Johnathan "The Beast" Cable wrote a bigger one. Buster had this to say about it, “He asked me not to share just how much it was, but there were a lot of zeros on that piece of paper. John’s been a really good guy, and having his support means a lot to me and the hospital.”
John Cable had this to say later on, "It's important for those of us who CAN help the kids get the treatments and medications they need to actually step up and do it. They deserve the chance to find out what life holds for them, and if I can help in any way make just one of their lives even a little better, then I need to make sure that I at least try, and so should everyone else. Money doesn't do any of us any good if we aren't using it to better the lives of others on this little spinning rock of ours anyway, so I feel like I have a responsibility to to make the effort at making the world a better place for others a Herculean one if I can, and I have been fortunate enough to have that ability, so I do."
Overall, the atmosphere was lively and festive, with plenty of friendly competition and good-natured ribbing among the participants.
"I haven't bowled since I was a kid, but I couldn't pass up the chance to hang out with these guys," said wrestling fan Ashley Rodriguez, who bowled a few frames with Gloves and his entourage. "It's not every day you get to meet your heroes.”
Fans of Buster Gloves have praised him for his commitment to charitable work and community involvement in the past. One attendee, Sarah Johnson, said she was inspired by Buster's dedication to making a difference. "It's so great to see someone who's achieved so much still taking the time to give back," she said. “I hope he kicks Cholo’s butt at Wrestle Wars!!!”
As we wrap up here at the charity bowling event, Buster Gloves is already looking ahead to his big match at Wrestle Wars 8 versus Cholo, Giovanni Santana for in the finals of the Intercontinental Championship Tournament. But for one night, he set aside his wrestling persona and reminded us all of the importance of coming together and supporting those in need. Reporting live, this is Cookie Carter for WGWF DARK.
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[The FOCUS is the back parking area where right now, it's calm and cool. Until you hear this screeching sound from around the corner. You see a 2023 Dodge Tomahawk in red and black coming full speed ahead with no regards to the law. Coming full speed until it rips and skids right to the front door. You see the Air Jordan V foot drop and kick up the kick stand as the bike is now parked and stable. As this man gets off the bike, it looks as if he is dressed for some trouble. Matching his shoes with a Jordan Tracksuit and of course, a Rolex GMT Master II Ice on his wrist. When the helmet comes off, it's none other than J Mont himself.]
[J Mont is about to walk into the Ring Rust Cafe but is stopped by a valet guy, and is that really a good idea?.]
VALET GUY: Excuse me Sir. You cannot park there.
J MONT: I appreciate your concern. [J Mont looks at the name tag.] James. But if you do not get out of my way, it will be a really bad evening for you, and I'm sure that is something you do not want to deal with.
JAMES: Sir, please do not make me call for security.
J MONT: Please. Please call the fat guys that rather be eating Krispy Kreme Donuts than protecting the Ring Rust Cafe.
JAMES: You are leaving me no choice sir.
J MONT: Fine. You win. Put it on the tab for James Raven.
[J Mont pats the young valet on his shoulder, and laughs. Now making his way into the Ring Rust Cafe. Ignoring all the people in the back that are trying to say hi. Ignoring the few backstage personnel trying to stop him from going to the ring. J Mont is on a mission tonight. He is not dressed like a million bucks tonight which means something is about to go down. His pace is picking up. Walking as fast as Usain Bolt running the 100 meter dash. And when he finally gets to the back curtain, he looks at the guy in a terrible looking blue wrinkled suit from JC Penny.]
J MONT: Have someone hit my music and the pyros right now, or else……
[The man gets on his walkie talkie real fast and makes the demands.]
[We to a shot of the arena. Sauce Boss and Cherry Cola are manning the commentary table.]
CHERRY COLA: What's this? I was just about to go powder my nose.
SAUCE BOSS: I believe it is an unscheduled appearance from one of your favorite people. Please remain seated for the duration of what is about to happen.
"MONEY... POWER... RESPECT..."
CHERRY COLA: OMG it's Lil' Kim isn't it. That's my girl, right there.
SAUCE BOSS: It's not Lil' Kim. It's J Mont...
CHERRY COLA: OMG, it's J Mont! I get to see my boyfriend again!
SAUCE BOSS: What is your deal with this guy?
CHERRY COLA: I love him, Daddy!
[J Mont walks from the back, and as he walks from the back of the curtain, the fans are on their feet. Mixed reviews. Cheers and Boos. Positive and Negative words being thrown around. J Mont laughs because this is what he thrives on. Loving all the attention and hate. He slowly makes his way down and as he approaches the ring, he stops and makes a turn and is approaching the announce table. J Mont looks right at the Sauce Boss.]
J MONT: You better watch what you say about me, or you too will feel the WRATH of TWIZTED THOUGHTZ.
[J Mont then looks over at Cherry Cola who has a smile the size of California on her face. J Mont leans in and gives her another hug, and grabs her hand and follows that with another kiss to it. Cherry begins vibrating. ]
J MONT: Thank you for the great job you do and for being one of my biggest fans. You're amazing.
[Cherry Cola is blushing as J Mont makes his way into the ring. Leaning through the ropes, he is handed a mic. Now standing tall in the middle of the ring. Taking in all the action from the fans. This place is louder than a Bills-Chiefs playoff game, which is presumably very loud.]
CHERRY COLA: I don't know a thing about that man, but as God as my witness, I'd bang him up worse than my credit score.
SAUCE BOSS: I will honestly never understand what you see in this guy. I'm not even sure he still wrestles here anymore.
[J Mont lifts the mic up as he is about to speak, but then he lowers it. He looks around and sees the camera guy and directs him to get into the ring. The camera guy takes his time because he does not want to pay for any equipment that breaks. When he is finally set, he has the camera directed right in the face of J Mont. Looking right into the camera, J Mont smiles.]
J MONT: Hey Raven. Go fuck yourself. What is about to happen IS ALL YOUR FAULT. STAY TUNED BITCH!
[J Mont slams the mic down and pushes the camera guy away. Now standing on the top turnbuckle with both hands raised high. Jumping down, he exits the ring and before he leaves, he waves over at Cherry Cola who just cannot stop smiling.]
SAUCE BOSS: You know, after such an articulate and well thought out corporate complaint to his general manager, I still think somehow, that he will not receive the preferential treatment that he's seeking from Mr. Raven.
CHERRY COLA: Who's Mr. Raven?
SAUCE BOSS: He's your boss. He signs your checks.
CHERRY COLA: Oh, hell no. Sorry Montie. If I have to choose between my paycheck and your bone dragon, I'm f*cking, marrying, AND killing my pay check.
SAUCE BOSS: That makes no sense.
CHERRY COLA: It does if you don't think about it.
We cut to ringside where the lovely beauty queen/ring announcer/Spanish commentator, Cookie Carter is waiting in the center of the ring
COOKIE CARTER: Ring Rust Cafe… it's time for the main event. The following contest is set for 1 fall with a 30 minute time limit. Introducing first, already in the ring, from Philadelphia, PA. Weighing in at a total combined weight of 434 lbs. The team of Bruno and Phillip Tattaglia. THE GLIZZY BOYZ!!!
COOKIE CARTER: Now approaching the ring... hailing out of Las Vegas, Nevada, representing 'The SAGA', he is "The Bull of the North", BUSTER GLOVES...
The lights in the arena dim as the fans roar in excitement, waiting the main event. Suddenly, the sound of "Burn” by Stabbing Westward fills the arena, and Buster Gloves emerges from the backstage area, pumping his fists in the air as he makes his way down to the ring.
The crowd goes wild as Buster climbs into the ring, microphone in hand. "Ladies and gentlemen, it is my pleasure to introduce my tag team partner for tonight's match. It’s somebody who’s new to the WGWF and is here for one night only. A world champion and a member of the faction we call, ‘SAGA’," he shouts, before pausing for dramatic effect. "My partner for tonight…"
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The lights in the arena went out, and the crowd stirs with anticipation. Suddenly, the song "My Name Is Human" by Highly Suspect began to play, and a dim golden light filled the arena. A lion lets out a loud roar as THADDEUS DUKE emerges from the curtain and makes his way down the ramp, wearing his custom white leather Lionheart jacket made from his father's championships. Thaddeus enters the ring, climbing the ropes and sending out the ‘I Love You’ hand gesture to the Universe.
The fans erupt in cheers as Thaddeus Duke unexpectedly strides confidently down the aisle, looking every bit the fearsome competitor he is. Buster and Thaddeus exchange a wary glance, still not quite sure they can trust each other, but they know they have a job to do.
Their opponents, Bruno and Phillip Tattaglia, eye us the members of SAGA and provoke them with some of their trade mark ‘Philadelphia love’ hand gestures. They are a stark contrast to the intense focus of SAGA.
The referee signals for the bell, and the match begins.
DING! DING! DING!
From the opening bell, it's clear that Bruno and Phillip are no match for the raw power and skill of SAGA. Phillip Tattaglia starts off against Buster, but Gloves quickly takes control of the match with a series of hard-hitting strikes and suplexes. Thaddeus eagerly waits for the tag, watching his partner's every move. Buster flattens Phillip with a brain buster before making his way back to his corner and extended his hand for a tag.
Thaddeus, with a smug grin, steps through the ropes and into the ring. He cracks his knuckles and glars at the Glizzy Boyz, who were now looking less confident than they had been earlier. He allows Phillip to tag out before proving he’s the better wrestler on the SAGA team.
Thaddeus circles the ring, taunting Bruno with his footwork and daring him to charge. When Bruno finally does, Thaddeus circles, hooks a single leg, and sends him crashing to the mat with a powerful body slam. The crowd erupted in cheers as Thaddeus give a wink and smile to the hard cam.
Phillip Tattaglia, tries to intervene, but Thaddeus is ready for him. He dodges Phillip's clumsy punches and landed a series of kicks that sends Phillip staggering backwards and stumbling through the ropes to the outside. Thaddeus picks up Bruno, whipping him into the ropes and catches him on the rebound, lifting him high into the air before slamming him down with a thunderous spinebuster.
Thaddeus revels in his dominance. He preens for the crowd, blowing kisses and flexing his biceps as he toys with his opponents. Buster watches from the corner, his face a mask of frustration and anger.
The Glizzy Boyz see their opening and pounce on Thaddeus Duke, taking advantage of his momentary lapse in focus. They both get to their feet in the ring and deliver a double clothesline that sends Thaddeus crashing to the mat. The crowd cheers as the local talent wrestlers start to gain some momentum. At least the match won’t be completely one-sided.
Phillip Tattaglia picks up Thaddeus Duke and drags him to the center of the ring. He locks in a half Boston Crab, wrenching Thaddeus' leg back. Thaddeus grits his teeth in pain, desperately trying to find a way out of the submission hold.
Just as it looks like the Glizzy Boyz might actually have a chance, Thaddeus claws his way back towards his corner. He reaches out and tags Buster Gloves, who jumps into the ring with a newfound intensity.
The crowd goes wild as Buster charges towards the Glizzy Boyz. first Phillip, then Bruno. He takes both down with a pair of nasty lariats of his own. He picks up Phillip Tattaglia and delivers a vicious bodyslam, followed by a heavy standing elbow drop.
Buster then turns his attention to Bruno Tattaglia, delivering a barrage of punches and kicks that leave the local talent wrestler reeling and over the top rope.
Phillip is still on roller skates in the ring when Buster hoists him up onto his shoulders, then drops him down onto his neck with "The Obliterator," a modified burning hammer that leaves Bruno starfished in ring near SAGA’s corner.
Buster bounces up to his feet, overwhelmed by emotion, but before Buster can make the pin, Thaddeus tags himself in by slapping Buster on the back. Buster protests in confusion, but it's too late – Thaddeus has already launched himself onto the prone body of Phillip Tattaglia, and hooks the leg.
DING! DING! DING!
COOKIE CARTER: The winners of this match by way of pinfall!! The team of Thaddeus Duke and Buster Gloves... THE SAGA!!!
SAUCE BOSS: SAGA has emerged victorious! But the uneasy tension between Buster and Thaddeus remains!
CHERRY COLA: What's their problem? They won.
SAUCE BOSS: Some things are more important than winning Cher' Bear.
CHERRY COLA: Malarkey! Winning is the ONLY thing that matters. If you aren't first, you're last! It's in the bible!
SAUCE BOSS: We will have the fact checkers get on that. Lots of questions after this match. Is Thaddeus Duke here to stay? Can he and Buster Gloves coexist? What does it mean for Buster's chances at the Intercontinental Championship at Wrestle Wars?
CHERRY COLA: ...and the most important question... What's J Mont's room number?
SAUCE BOSS: Indeed. Thanks for showing up to the go-home edition of WGWF DARK. We hope you've had a pleasurable experience. We will see you again in two weeks!
As the referee raises both of their arms in victory, the fans cheer in approval, but the two wrestlers can't help but wonder if anything has changed between them or what the future of SAGA beholds. Guess you’ll just have to tune in to WGWF Wrestle Wars 8 to find out.
WINNERS (via pinfall): BUSTER GLOVES & THADDEUS DUKE (THE SAGA)
Match Length: 9 minutes 37 seconds
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