Post by Holden Ross on Nov 23, 2022 17:09:55 GMT -5
Host: "And we are back! I am Chris 'Don't call me Bob' Seger and you are listening to the 'Canvas Crawler' podcast. Later on n the show I will be doing a 'Where are they now?' segment where we look back on the career of the one and only, 'The Man Diva' Tommy Purr! He was gracious enough to call in and talk to me for about ten minutes and find out what he is up to lately!
Now, my next guest is quite familiar with Tommy Purr having spent some time at Tommy's 'Tommyknocker Academy' back when he first started training to be a wrestler. Lately, he has been wrestling all over the World for half-a-dozen different companies. He is the House of Wrestling Violent Champion, E.H.W.F.'s Hardcore Champion, as well as holding the title of 'Lord of Violence' in the X.W.F. He is the Abomination himself, Holden Ross!"
Several different sound effects pop off; a whistle blowing loudly, a buzzer like what you would hear at the end of a game of basketball, and a cheering crowd to name a few. You can also her Holden clearing his throat.
Holden: "Thanks for having me Chris." The buzzing of a tattoo machine can barely be heard from Holden's end of the line.
Chris: "No, thank you for coming on the show; its been awhile, ya know?"
Holden: "Yeah, I've been bustin ass between teaching my classes every Thursday down in Florida and flyin all over the country for different shows, shits been crazy."
Chris: "Okay, so I have to ask; are you getting a tattoo right now?!"
Holden chuckles."I'm here in New York City, gettin some ink from the great Paul Booth! He's adding a demon to the back of my left calf."
Chris: "You have some big shows coming up. House of Wrestling's 'Paragon' show is two nights! On night one, in a 'Violent Rules' match, you face the brutal man known as 'ARCHER.' Then, on night two, you face both Madison Lewis AND Dylan Shepherd in a match YOU asked for-"
Holden: "A 'Fans Bring the Weapons' match, yeah. The last one of these I participated in fans brought all kinds of crazy shit. A microwave, bats and pipes, a spool of barbed wire…Hell, one guy brought a bundle of light tunes attached to a baseball bat. The bat had several long screws drilled through it! It was fuckin buh-rutal. I can't wait to see what these sick fuckers in Vegas bring. Gonna have to work with the MGM Grand security so some of the sicker shit doesn't get left at the door, ya know what I mean?"
Chris laughs. "Yeah, you will end up with a bunch of shanks and chairs from ringside! Now, what I really wanted to talk to you about was your W.G.W.F. Monday Night Brawl debut. When the air raid sirens cranked up, some of the crowd knew it was you immediately. Me, personally, I yelled for my wife to get into our living room and watch. I knew shit was going to hit the fan when you stepped out through the curtains."
Holden: "Yeah, it all came together the past week or so. Mac hit me up and said he might need me to come and make a statement. So I did."
Chris: "Jay, Fred, and Joe thought you were coming out to help them. They handed you that chair and then, BOOM!, you blasted Jay. Nobody saw that coming, man!"
Holden chuckles. "Yeah. I mean, it's nothin personal, it was just business, really."
Chris: "You've said that before, back in Action Wrestling when you stood back and watched your, then-partner, waffle Tatiana Jolee with a chair. The blowback on Twitter was HUGE and you said 'just business ' Then, too."
Holden: "And? It was."
Chris: "Will C.C.P.E. be able to survive this?"
Holden sighs and takes a few seconds to compose his thoughts before answering. "Look, we ain't a stable. C.C.P.E.is a collection of the best workers in the business, managed by the best in the business. We might get along. We might fight. And if one of us don't like someone else, so be it. In the end. Page is still our Agent and he only books the best of the best."
Chris: "I have one more question before you go, if you don't mind…?"
Holden: "Shoot."
Chris: "Are you going to re-sign with Action Wrestling? Your contract expires in less than a week…"
There is a lengthy pause.
Chris: "Hello? You there Holden?"
Holden: "Yeah, Im here. My direct agent, Kat Jones, is in talks with A.W. management so, I can't say too much, or I could jeopardize any deal in the works."
Chris: "Real quick, before you go; are you going to be at Action Wrestling's 'Turmoil,' live on Paramount Plus or pay-per-view?"
Holden: " I'll be there. I have a suite reserved already and will be cheering on Serenity as she wins Action Wrestling's Cruiserweight Championship."
Chris: "Excellent! Well, Holden, I always love talking with you. Thanks for calling in. I'll be sure to watch Action Wrestling,'Turmoil,' live, from the Wells Fargo Arena on Paramount Plus or pay-per-view! Call back anytime!
And, after a few words from BlueChew, we will look back on Tommy Purr, his time in the business until now, running g a Wrestling school! Stick around and find out Where he is Now!"
Now, my next guest is quite familiar with Tommy Purr having spent some time at Tommy's 'Tommyknocker Academy' back when he first started training to be a wrestler. Lately, he has been wrestling all over the World for half-a-dozen different companies. He is the House of Wrestling Violent Champion, E.H.W.F.'s Hardcore Champion, as well as holding the title of 'Lord of Violence' in the X.W.F. He is the Abomination himself, Holden Ross!"
Several different sound effects pop off; a whistle blowing loudly, a buzzer like what you would hear at the end of a game of basketball, and a cheering crowd to name a few. You can also her Holden clearing his throat.
Holden: "Thanks for having me Chris." The buzzing of a tattoo machine can barely be heard from Holden's end of the line.
Chris: "No, thank you for coming on the show; its been awhile, ya know?"
Holden: "Yeah, I've been bustin ass between teaching my classes every Thursday down in Florida and flyin all over the country for different shows, shits been crazy."
Chris: "Okay, so I have to ask; are you getting a tattoo right now?!"
Holden chuckles."I'm here in New York City, gettin some ink from the great Paul Booth! He's adding a demon to the back of my left calf."
Chris: "You have some big shows coming up. House of Wrestling's 'Paragon' show is two nights! On night one, in a 'Violent Rules' match, you face the brutal man known as 'ARCHER.' Then, on night two, you face both Madison Lewis AND Dylan Shepherd in a match YOU asked for-"
Holden: "A 'Fans Bring the Weapons' match, yeah. The last one of these I participated in fans brought all kinds of crazy shit. A microwave, bats and pipes, a spool of barbed wire…Hell, one guy brought a bundle of light tunes attached to a baseball bat. The bat had several long screws drilled through it! It was fuckin buh-rutal. I can't wait to see what these sick fuckers in Vegas bring. Gonna have to work with the MGM Grand security so some of the sicker shit doesn't get left at the door, ya know what I mean?"
Chris laughs. "Yeah, you will end up with a bunch of shanks and chairs from ringside! Now, what I really wanted to talk to you about was your W.G.W.F. Monday Night Brawl debut. When the air raid sirens cranked up, some of the crowd knew it was you immediately. Me, personally, I yelled for my wife to get into our living room and watch. I knew shit was going to hit the fan when you stepped out through the curtains."
Holden: "Yeah, it all came together the past week or so. Mac hit me up and said he might need me to come and make a statement. So I did."
Chris: "Jay, Fred, and Joe thought you were coming out to help them. They handed you that chair and then, BOOM!, you blasted Jay. Nobody saw that coming, man!"
Holden chuckles. "Yeah. I mean, it's nothin personal, it was just business, really."
Chris: "You've said that before, back in Action Wrestling when you stood back and watched your, then-partner, waffle Tatiana Jolee with a chair. The blowback on Twitter was HUGE and you said 'just business ' Then, too."
Holden: "And? It was."
Chris: "Will C.C.P.E. be able to survive this?"
Holden sighs and takes a few seconds to compose his thoughts before answering. "Look, we ain't a stable. C.C.P.E.is a collection of the best workers in the business, managed by the best in the business. We might get along. We might fight. And if one of us don't like someone else, so be it. In the end. Page is still our Agent and he only books the best of the best."
Chris: "I have one more question before you go, if you don't mind…?"
Holden: "Shoot."
Chris: "Are you going to re-sign with Action Wrestling? Your contract expires in less than a week…"
There is a lengthy pause.
Chris: "Hello? You there Holden?"
Holden: "Yeah, Im here. My direct agent, Kat Jones, is in talks with A.W. management so, I can't say too much, or I could jeopardize any deal in the works."
Chris: "Real quick, before you go; are you going to be at Action Wrestling's 'Turmoil,' live on Paramount Plus or pay-per-view?"
Holden: " I'll be there. I have a suite reserved already and will be cheering on Serenity as she wins Action Wrestling's Cruiserweight Championship."
Chris: "Excellent! Well, Holden, I always love talking with you. Thanks for calling in. I'll be sure to watch Action Wrestling,'Turmoil,' live, from the Wells Fargo Arena on Paramount Plus or pay-per-view! Call back anytime!
And, after a few words from BlueChew, we will look back on Tommy Purr, his time in the business until now, running g a Wrestling school! Stick around and find out Where he is Now!"