MISSED SEGMENT ON BRAWL: What you did not see but will see.
Nov 8, 2022 17:09:37 GMT -5
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Post by Chris Page on Nov 8, 2022 17:09:37 GMT -5
The scene is totally dark. A classic movie-style voiceover is heard, cutting through the darkness.
Voiceover: Perfection, noun, the condition, state, or quality of being free or as free as possible from all flaws or defects. Similarly, a person or thing perceived as the embodiment of perfection.
A spotlight flashes kicks on, revealing a massive manly physique. The Greek God, looking figure has his massive back to the camera. His traps stick up like mountains, his arms sculpted so finely one may say Michelangelo himself sculpted them.
Voiceover: Alpha Male, noun, the dominant male animal in a particular group. A man tending to assume a dominant or domineering role in social or professional situations.
The massive man turns to face the camera, the spotlight revealing the incredibly handsome face of “Marvelous” Mike Mason. Mason preforms a front double bicep and women can be heard audibly ovulating throughout the CCPE arena. The light brightens and The Marvelous One begins walking towards the camera.
Voiceover: Astonishing, adjective, extremely surprising or impressive; amazing. Sensual, adjective, relating to or involving gratification of the senses and physical, especially sexual, pleasure. Jacked, adjective, (of a person) having very well-developed muscles.
Shot begins to flash over the scene. Mike Mason holding the Iconic Pro championship over his head. Mike Mason holding the WWO Prestige title over his shoulder. Mike Mason holding his Mr. Olympia trophy. Mike Mason posing for various magazines and websites.
Voiceover: The Mecca of Manhood. The Abdominal Adonis. The Big Natty Daddy. The President of Pump. The Sultan of Swole. The Titan of Tenacity…
The voice cuts out as Mason reaches the camera and smiles into it, his white veneers shinning. Mason gives a wink and then speaks.
Mike Mason: In short, SIMPLY MARVELOUS!
The vignette fades out. Scene fades back in where we see Cholo walking by a TV screen as the vignette plays. He stops to watch it as he recognizes Mason.
CHOLO: Hey! Cholo knows that guy, he tossed him out of the TFCE rumble; Cholo didn’t know he worked here.
After a moment, the vignette finishes.
CHOLO: What a poser.
He turns to walk away, and to his surprise, Mike Mason is standing right there in front of him.
Mike Mason: Poser? Ha, the only person posing here is you, trying to look like a human Chia Pet. Yeah, you may have eliminated me from a battle royal, but you could never beat The Bod God in a real match. Unlike your sorry, permed butt, The Mecca of Manhood has never been pinned or submitted. So, how about the next brawl when you're POSING as a V.I.P, you watch what a real VIP, vascular, intense, pimp, does in the ring.
Mason smirks, and straightens his lavender-colored tie before scoffing at Cholo and walking down the hallway.
CHOLO: Um, Cholo is confused, isn’t that what he was doing? Posing?
The camera switches back to ringside, leaving a very confused looking Cholo.[/font]
Voiceover: Perfection, noun, the condition, state, or quality of being free or as free as possible from all flaws or defects. Similarly, a person or thing perceived as the embodiment of perfection.
A spotlight flashes kicks on, revealing a massive manly physique. The Greek God, looking figure has his massive back to the camera. His traps stick up like mountains, his arms sculpted so finely one may say Michelangelo himself sculpted them.
Voiceover: Alpha Male, noun, the dominant male animal in a particular group. A man tending to assume a dominant or domineering role in social or professional situations.
The massive man turns to face the camera, the spotlight revealing the incredibly handsome face of “Marvelous” Mike Mason. Mason preforms a front double bicep and women can be heard audibly ovulating throughout the CCPE arena. The light brightens and The Marvelous One begins walking towards the camera.
Voiceover: Astonishing, adjective, extremely surprising or impressive; amazing. Sensual, adjective, relating to or involving gratification of the senses and physical, especially sexual, pleasure. Jacked, adjective, (of a person) having very well-developed muscles.
Shot begins to flash over the scene. Mike Mason holding the Iconic Pro championship over his head. Mike Mason holding the WWO Prestige title over his shoulder. Mike Mason holding his Mr. Olympia trophy. Mike Mason posing for various magazines and websites.
Voiceover: The Mecca of Manhood. The Abdominal Adonis. The Big Natty Daddy. The President of Pump. The Sultan of Swole. The Titan of Tenacity…
The voice cuts out as Mason reaches the camera and smiles into it, his white veneers shinning. Mason gives a wink and then speaks.
Mike Mason: In short, SIMPLY MARVELOUS!
The vignette fades out. Scene fades back in where we see Cholo walking by a TV screen as the vignette plays. He stops to watch it as he recognizes Mason.
CHOLO: Hey! Cholo knows that guy, he tossed him out of the TFCE rumble; Cholo didn’t know he worked here.
After a moment, the vignette finishes.
CHOLO: What a poser.
He turns to walk away, and to his surprise, Mike Mason is standing right there in front of him.
Mike Mason: Poser? Ha, the only person posing here is you, trying to look like a human Chia Pet. Yeah, you may have eliminated me from a battle royal, but you could never beat The Bod God in a real match. Unlike your sorry, permed butt, The Mecca of Manhood has never been pinned or submitted. So, how about the next brawl when you're POSING as a V.I.P, you watch what a real VIP, vascular, intense, pimp, does in the ring.
Mason smirks, and straightens his lavender-colored tie before scoffing at Cholo and walking down the hallway.
CHOLO: Um, Cholo is confused, isn’t that what he was doing? Posing?
The camera switches back to ringside, leaving a very confused looking Cholo.[/font]