Post by Austin & Todrick Ramsey on Oct 22, 2022 19:37:52 GMT -5
Saturday, October 22, 2022
3:50 p.m.
Rented Townhouse
Las Vegas, NV
3:50 p.m.
Rented Townhouse
Las Vegas, NV
The Real Sizzle vs. The Fizzle
Austin and Todrick are filming for their new reality show on MIL Network in Las Vegas. Since they were employed with the WGWF and the base of operations is The Velvet Rabbit Las Vegas, it only made sense for them to rent a townhome here until they could find a permanent spot. With reality TV comes the constant filming of their lives, and today the children were about to get lucky.
Todrick Tabor-Ramsey: “Austin Ramsey, don’t you dare get into that pool, it’s too cold, and you will get sick. I don’t feel like taking care of a man-child tonight.”
Austin Ramsey narrows his eyes into slits and glares at Todrick as he continues to walk toward the pool in their backyard. Todrick purses her lips, crosses her arms, and tilts her head while staring at him. He defiantly sticks a toe in the water. Duke and Domino, both standing by their mother, cover their eyes with a paw. Austin pulls his toe out of the water, and Todrick turns around, picks up Duke, walks into the house, and locks the patio door behind her. Domino turns and looks at his dad and barks. Austin shrugs and goes and sits down by the door.
Austin Ramsey: “Well, this is a fine mess that I’ve gone and gotten myself into. Come here, buddy.”
Austin opens his arms toward Domino. Much like Todrick did earlier, he tilts his head at Austin, turns his back on Austin, and walks away.
Austin Ramsey: “Judas! For the record, I didn’t even do anything. I didn’t get in the pool. You didn’t even try to defend Daddy.”
Austin walks to the side gate, opens the door, unlocks his car with his phone, and pushes the garage opener. He quickly runs into the garage and opens the back door to the house before Todrick could lock it as well. He locks the car, closes the garage, and walks into the house. He walks over to the counter and sits down. Todrick is chopping vegetables and ignoring him.
Austin Ramsey: “Can we not do this right now? I didn’t get into the fucking pool. You won, as usual. We were out late last night, and you are just cranky. It would help if you had a nap.”
As soon as the words left his lips, Austin knew it wouldn’t go over well. Todrick kept chopping silently, and Austin wanted to approach her, but she was holding a knife, and he did a lot of stupid things, but all 28 Austins knew to stay in that seat. She puts the knife down and walks to the sink to wash her hands. Then he walked over after ensuring nothing was in the sink, pressed against her, and wrapped his arms around her. She doesn’t fight it; he felt warm.
Todrick Tabor-Ramsey: “Austin, look, I know that sometimes I come across as bossy, but you and I both know the shenanigans you get yourself into when I don’t. Baby, I don’t want you to get sick because you work a lot. I don’t want me nursing you back to health to be the “quality time” that we get. You work as a wrestler, reality TV star, influencer, personal trainer, and the manager of The Warrens and Head Buck at The Velvet Rabbit NYC. You do all this to give me a very nice and comfortable life, but do you realize that I have to sit in your office at the Rabbit most nights to spend time with you? I love the Rabbit, but some nights, I want to be at home in my bed before 4 a.m. with my husband holding me.”
Marriage counseling had taught Austin to listen and process before responding. She could feel the wheels turning in his head, and she turned to face him. He takes her hand, leads her to the couch, sits down, and pulls her into his lap.
Austin Ramsey: “My love, I hear everything you are saying, and no, I hadn’t considered that. I enjoyed you at the Rabbit with me, and I thought you did too because you can go downstairs and hang out with our friends. These business ventures aren’t just me. You are my manager. You cook my meals, organize my schedule, pack my bag, and so much more. It isn’t me giving you a good life, it’s me giving us a good life, but I am literally a full-time job for you.
You do a lot as well, my love; you are a wrestler in multiple companies, a reality TV star, and my business manager, and all while doing various charity things, the World Series of Wrestling III, you have been training non-stop for your Hell In a Cell match at the TFCC II with Chris Page. I should be paying you a salary for all you do. Plus, you are the best Mommy in the world to our boys and soon-to-be twins.
Let’s face it, we are one of the hottest tag teams on the market, and that’s not because of me; it’s because of you. Companies are recruiting us to help stand up their tag team division and lead it. This team we are facing this week, Sizzling Frenzy, is flashy, but they know we are the team to beat if they want to get anywhere near those vacant titles.
I like their gimmick, but their big draw is their manager and her sex appeal. Yes, I’m bisexual, and you know I like pretty girls; when you are at my side, there isn’t anything she can do to seduce me because I already have the most stunning girl in the entire building. Debra 2.0 will be ineffective, plus you have that Ivory flair that will neutralize and destroy her if you have to. You know you love your White Sexual Chocolate, girl.”
Austin squeezes her ass as he licks his lips, and she giggles. She wraps her arms around his neck and kisses him.
Todrick Tabor-Ramsey: “I see what you did there. You know I love Ivory, and damn, boy, that was good. But it also works well because Chyna is a hero of mine. I don’t want to ruin that because I talk about that at event four of WSOW3. And Chyna and Mark Henry had a thing. Thank you for acknowledging all of that. Until you vocalized it, I hadn’t really considered all of that. It was me supporting my husband. Should I say, partner? Chile, they are filming, and I don’t want to upset anyone.”
Austin Ramsey: “I’m your fucking husband, and you are my wife. The world doesn’t tell us what to do or say. Some people are mad that I say wife and you haven’t had the surgery yet, but it’s my choice, and it makes you happy. If you like it, I love it.”
Todrick Tabor-Ramsey: “Then, thank you, husband. I took on these different projects because I didn’t want to lose myself. Chris Page asked in his TFCC 2 work, what have I been doing with my newfound status after beating him and everything I’m doing is the perfect answer to that. It’s why we were thrown into a match with Sizzle and Fizzle when the other teams failed to beat us in WGWF.”
Austin Ramsey: “Shade!”
Todrick Tabor-Ramsey: “It’s giving me Morning Mimosa from American Dad with The Sizzle and Fizzle. They are giving me a low-vibration team. Their “Debra” is actually giving me Aunt Harriet vibes from the 60’s Batman TV show because they didn’t want people to think Bruce and Dick were fucking.”
Austin Ramsey: “Well, it does kinda seem like they are having two straight guys play into a homo-erotic stereotype. It’s dangerous because it's easy with a team like this to say toxic masculinity standards if you say the wrong thing.”
Todrick Tabor-Ramsey: “My love, these days, you can’t say ANYTHING without offending someone. When you are in the public eye, everyone targets everything you say or do for their five minutes of fame. If we get canceled, then there is no hope for free speech at all. I work hard for the LGBTQ+ community, so I’m just going to be me.”
Austin Ramsey: “These days, if you sneeze wrong, people call for you to be canceled, and anyone that works with you should be canceled. Any little excuse to go from the art of the character on the show to something that is attacking the person is used, and it’s exhausting. So let’s focus on what they have presented to the world.”
Todrick Tabor-Ramsey: “This is why I we complete each other, husband. Well, they are flashy and seem full of themselves, but that doesn’t matter because we know we are the team to beat. We are their way into the conversation, not the other way around.”
Austin Ramsey: “Right, we are known across several companies. We are the OPW Immortal Tag Team Champions, we destroyed the other established teams in WGWF, and The Entity just announced to the world that we are the cornerstone of their tag team division. All the spirit fingers and leopard print in the world can’t combat that. Their team is built on flashy moves and being seen. We KNOW we are seen, and we are built on action. Based on what I’ve seen on the internet, they have the most basic moveset I’ve seen, and we have trained on how to combat that.
They aren’t ready for your acrobatics, my high flying, or how technical we are in that ring. When watching their matches, it gives me created wrestler on a WWE game, and you forgot to edit the moveset. You were happy with your “pumpkin spice” attire.”
Todrick Tabor-Ramsey: “Basic Bitch?”
This side of Todrick turns on Austin, and he thanks the reality TV gods because she can go there, but people rarely see past the perfect goddess. He was so attracted to her at this moment.
Austin Ramsey: “Girl, chill out before I have you over here riding this dragon as I scream Dracarys and shoot fire. Shit, Fuck, what were we talking about?”
Todrick giggles. Austin has to move her off of his lap quickly. She pulls him down onto her chest.
Austin Ramsey: “Let’s fucking finish this 'cause we got some shit we gotta attend to.”
Todrick Tabor-Ramsey: “Are you going to sizzle or fizzle?”
Austin Ramsey: “Has this dick ever fizzled? I ain’t our fucking opponents. Mr. Giraffe ain’t no motherfucking stranger. We are about to fight the people who aren’t whom they say they are. The truth is they are the caliber team that when we started training, it was to beat them. That was so long ago; nothing special about them past their attire. I’m just saying what everyone watching is thinking. We are “America’s Sweethearts,” but we are also “The Show Stealerz,” so let’s do what we do best and steal the show.”
Todrick Tabor-Ramsey: “Can we turn that z into an s? Johnny meant well, but the fans didn’t like it. I’m not too fond of it. You were just all happy to be in the spotlight that you’d agree to almost anything. We may be match number two of the evening, but I know that we are really the opener of the evening. We have real chemistry that can’t be created or duplicated. We are the cornerstones of THIS tag team division.”
Austin Ramsey: “Cornerstones, right? Can we go fuc..”
Todrick Tabor Ramsey: “Austin Ramsey!”
Austin Ramsey: “So America, we are going to beat their asses and all that shit. We are the team to beat and all that shit. All right, that’s it. Stop filming; cut this shit off.”
Austin removes his and Todrick’s mics and pulls her upstairs as the scene fades.