Post by Andy Johnson Page on Aug 5, 2018 20:27:08 GMT -5
~*~ The scene opens up as Andy Johnson is being evaluated by the WGWF medical staff. They are icing his back extensively after the MASSIVE power slam delivered by Andy’s Summer Madness opponent, Silence. The door slides open and Terry Borden comes into view.~*~
Borden: How’s it going BROTHER?
Andy: Argh, could be better.
Borden: I know what you said earlier about not wanting someone in your corner for the match at Madness, DUDE! I can respect that Andy! You want to take down that giant on your own! But I want to help you!
Andy: I’m not sure you can make me 7 foot tall and 400 pounds in two weeks Terry.
Borden: That’s not what I’m talking about BROTHER! I want to get you READY for the GIANT, DUDE! I’ve battled many of giants and conquered them all!! I body slammed Padre’ The Giant at Wrestlefest 3 in the Silver Dome against all odds!!! I’ve headlined the Garden with Big John Spud and he didn’t stand a chance BROTHER! I beat Junkyard Jim at the Coliseum in 1990! I’ve cut down The Ultimate Wrestler in the Tokyo Dome! I’ve vanquished Rowdy Roddy Peeper in Toronto! I’ve…..
Andy: I get it Terry! And you bring up a great point! I want to do this on my own, but I also need all the help I could get! You’ve battled many giants and none of them have been able to stop you! So I would be a fool not to accept your help.
~*~ A big smile comes across Terry’s face. He and Andy shake hands.~*~
Andy: When do we start?
Borden: Tomorrow at 5!
Andy: Perfect, I can sleep in!
Borden: In the morning, BROTHER!!!
~*~ Andy groans as Terry Borden gives him a high five and leaves the medical room as the scene fades to black.~*~
~*~ Our scene reopens focusing in on an alarm clock and it reads 4:59 AM. 5:00 AM rolls over onto the alarm clock and the annoying BEEP….BEEP….BEEP follows as a hand quickly comes down on the snooze button, but before our hero Andy Johnson Page can even roll over the door busts open and Terry Borden comes in! He pulls the sheets off the bed to see Andy only in Sponge Bob Square Pants boxers and Terry is immediately concerned!~*~
Borden: It’s 5 o’clock BROTHER! Time to take your vitamins, and say your prayers and get ready to slay a giant DUDE!!
~*~ Andy groans as Terry already has a pre-prepared drink for Andy. Andy slowly gets out of bed and throws on some sweat pants as Terry shoves the drink into his chest.~*~
Borden: We start with the vitamins BROTHER! I’ve been drinking this for years and it’s kept me on top!!
~*~ Andy smells the weird slime green concoction and almost gags.~*~
Andy: What the hell is that?
Borden: An old family secret. Can’t tell you, DUDE!
~*~ Andy looks at Terry and lifts the cup up to his mouth and before he can put it back down, Terry starts to lift the cup higher, forcing Andy to drink the green slime drink. Andy throws the cup out and starts to gag.~*~
Borden: Get dressed and meet me outside, BROTHER.
Andy: If I heard correctly, the next step is to say my prayers.
Borden: Oh you will be when I’m done with you!!!
~*~ Andy gulps as Terry Borden leaves the hotel room as the scene fades to black.~*~
~*~ Our scene opens up as Terry Borden is riding a decked out in American colors Harley Davidson and Andy is running behind him in traditional grey sweats throughout the streets of London. Andy’s sweats that were once a light gray, have now turned into a darker gray as they are traveling down the street. Terry is shouting things at Andy as they continue to make their way through the streets as people cheer Andy on. They travel for a while and finally the bike stops. Andy falls to his knees, panting like a dog.~*~
Andy: I… I… Think… I’m…. Ready… to… say… my… prayers….Terry.
Borden: What are you talking about DUDE! We are at the biggest monsters in all of England! BIG BEN, BROTHER!! Now run up those stairs!!!
~*~ Terry pulls out his phone and starts to play the Rocky theme as Andy struggles to his feet and runs up some stairs.~*~
Borden: Throw some combinations!!!
~*~ Andy starts to throw the weakest punching combinations in the history of the world.~*~
Borden: You’ll never beat Silence, with skills like that BROTHER! Even when you are tired! You have to give it everything you got!!
~*~ Andy throws a few more punches with some authority, but Andy’s face starts to turn as green as the drink Terry gave him earlier, and no more than fifteen seconds later, the contents flying out of his mouth are the same color as our scene fades to black.~*~
~*~ Our scene opens up for the last time. Andy is now looking a lot less green. Andy and Terry are standing outside a huge church.~*~
Andy: Terry…. Dude… I’m not religious. I’m not going to go in there and pray.
Borden: We aren’t here for that BROTHER. We just so happened to stop in front of the church.
Andy: Whew!
Borden: I’m proud of you Andy BROTHER! You’ve showed the heart of a lion here today. And I have no doubt in my mind that you are gonna take down that giant BROTHER!! What’s he gonna do?
Andy: Who?
Borden: SILENCE BROTHER!! Come on feel it!!!
~*~ Andy starts to gain some confidence from the Mega Powers running through his veins from the adrenaline from being around Terry Borden. He starts to tremble and shake~*~
Andy: Well…. I’LL TELL YA SOMETHING MR. BORDEN….
Borden: PREACH!!
Andy: What is SILENCE GONNA DO… When the 13 and a half inch garden snakes get their hands on you BROTHER. When I lift him up and body slam him just like you did to Padre The Giant at Wrestlefest 3! JUST LIKE, WHEN YOU… BROTHER…. DROPPED THE ATOMIC LEG DROP ON THE ULTIMATE WRESTLER IN THE TOKYO DOME…. DUDE!!! WHAT YA GONNA DO SILENCE, WHEN I RUN AWAY FROM YOU!!!
~*~ Terry face palms himself.~*~
Borden: You had it till the end Andy.
Andy: Fuck… Yeah eh?
~*~ Terry chuckles and pats Andy on the back.~*~
Borden: Lets go for a cold one.
Andy: Christ, I could use a beer or two.
Borden: Beer? I meant milk.
~*~ Both men chuckle again as they walk off as the scene fades to black.~*~
The Promo: The Real Sounds of Silence
Finally, I get to go one on one with my worst nightmare, Silence. He’s beaten me from pillar to post all over the god damn globe for the better part of four months. You know, I didn’t think it could get much worse after the beats Chris Page gave me, but fuck was I wrong. It’s been hell, and now I walk into hell at Summer Madness, trying to regain something, I never really lost! It was stolen from me. I am the rightful owner of that WGWF Television Title, and it’s about time it comes back home to me.
I know I’m young and dumb, but I’ve quickly realized that there’s no way I can go tit for tat with Silence. That’s a no brainer. Silence, I know I’ve frustrated you the past month, and I can’t wait for you to see what’s in store for you at Summer Madness. You are bigger, stronger and meaner than any human being I’ve ever met, but there’s one part you are lacking… Intelligence. I’ve all ready proved I can outsmart you and I plan on continuing that. You can’t question my heart either, everybody has seen that no one here in this god damn federation has more heart than me! If you need proof… Re-watch Wrestle Wars. You will not make me quit Silence.
The Real Sounds of Silence will come, when two things happen… When that referee plants his hand on that mat for a third consecutive time and the crowd goes silent in disbelief AGAIN. And when I look over you after it’s all said and done… Holding MY WGWF Television Title…. It’s going to leave you truly…. Silenced….