Post by WRONG CCP ACCT on May 22, 2018 6:40:33 GMT -5
FLASH BACK
4.30.18
Sumitomo Hospital
Osaka, Japan
The scene opens as we’re inside a private waiting area at the Sumitomo Hospital in Osaka, Japan as a visually defeated Chris Page sits in a chair with a Police to his left and a translator to his right. The Police is heard asking a question.
POLICE OFFICER- “以前に自殺したことはありますか?”
Chris is confused with the gibberish being spoken.
TRANSLATOR- “Has he ever tried to commit suicide before?”
CHRIS PAGE- “How many times do I have to answer the same question? First it was doctors then nurses and now the police? I’ve known this guy for fifteen years and never has he attempted anything like this. Period.”
There’s a head nod from the translator as he shifts his attention to the Police Officer who is now being joined by a detective from the Osaka Police Department.
TRANSLATOR- “私はこの男を15年間知っていて、このようなことを試みたことはありません。期間.”
The police officer jots down notes as the Detective interjects with the translator.
DETECTIVE- “彼の母親は誰ですか?”
Translator quickly redirects back to Chris Page as he asks.
TRANSLATOR- “He asks who is his mother?”
A “what the fuck” look graces the face of Chris Page as he looks over towards the Detective as he answers.
CHRIS PAGE- “What the fuck does his mother have to do with any of this?”
The translator is heard speaking immediately.
TRANSLATOR- "彼の母親はこれと何をしなければならないのですか?"
Which draws a very quick response with a direct tone from the Detective.
DETECTIVE- “質問に答えて!”
The Translator shifts back towards Chris Page as he states.
TRANSLATOR- “Please answer the question.”
Chris shifts his attention towards the translator as he states.
CHRIS PAGE- “I’m only going to say this one time… You tell dick face over there to take the base out of his voice when he’s looking at me talking that ching-chong bullshit. I’m not a goddamn suspect, I found my friend in a car trying to kill himself; no, I don’t know why he did it and more importantly…”
Chris turns his head towards the Detective as he screams at the top of his lungs!
CHRIS PAGE- “I DON’T THINK HE DID!”
Chris shifts back towards the translator with a cool, calm tone.
CHRIS PAGE- “Ask that douche’ bag what his mother has to do with this? She’s been dead for years.”
The translator shifts his attention towards the Detective who by now is pacing back and forth in front of Chris while the Police officer continues to take notes.
TRANSLATOR- “彼の母親はこれと何をしなければならないのですか?彼女は何年も前から死んでいる”
The Detective stops pacing back and forth as he reaches into the pocket of his beige over coat where he produces the note that was found on Adam’s body. He extends it out towards Chris. Chris glances at the hand of the detective before reaching out and taking the note where he looks at it and reads it out loud.
CHRIS PAGE-
“YOU’RE A DISGRACE! YOU’VE LET EVERYONE DOWN! YOUR FRIENDS HATE YOU! YOUR FAMILY HATES YOU! YOU DON’T DESERVE TO LIVE! YOU SHOULD LEAVE AND NEVER COME BACK! BETTER YET, JUST KILL YOURSELF!”
“SINCERELY,”
“MOTHER”
Chris looks back up at the Detective where he hands him the note back.
CHRIS PAGE- “I don’t know what to tell you about that…”
DETECTIVE- “あなたが彼について私たちに教えることができるものは何ですか?どんな敵?”
The translator translates.
TRANSLATOR- “Anything else you can tell us about him? Any enemy he may have?”
CHRIS PAGE- “In our business you don’t make many friends… I don’t have any direction I can point you in, I’m sorry.”
The translator turns back towards the Detective as he states.
TRANSLATOR- “私たちのビジネスでは、多くの友達を作ることはできません...私はあなたに指摘できる方向性はありません。申し訳ありません”
Chris then asks.
CHRIS PAGE- “What happens now? Can I see him yet?”
TRANSLATOR- "今、何が起きた?まだ彼を見ることはできますか?"
There’s a long pause from The Detective before he breaks his silence.
DETECTIVE- 「”今のところ、ファウルプレイがあったか、関与していると推測する理由はありません。彼は72時間の自殺監視の下で精神的安定性を評価する。私たちができることはそれほど多くありません。」”
TRANSLATOR- “He say that as of now there’s no reason to suspect foul play and that Adam is under suicide watch for seventy two hours while having his mental health checked out.”
Chris immediately spouts out.
CHRIS PAGE- “The hell he is! Not here!”
Chris pulls out his cell phone as he gets up out of his chair with the Detective barking out something towards him which is completely and totally ignored as Chris scrolls through his contact before hitting the call icon on his iPhone. Chris places his phone next to his ear and is heard having the following conversation.
CHRIS PAGE- “Allan, its Chris Page.”
Clearly the voice on the other end is speaking as there’s a pause from Chris as he starts to pace the floor near the door to the private waiting room.
CHRIS PAGE- “I know it’s super early and for that I apologize but there’s something I have to bring you in the loop on and I might need some legal assistance. The WGWF kicked off a World Tour through August and tonight our first stop was in Osaka, Japan; allegedly Adam tried to kill his self.”
There’s a pause from Chris as Allen is obviously talking to him before Chris can break in with some specifics.
CHRIS PAGE- “I don’t buy it either; which is why I am contacting you.”
Chris shifts his attention to the dick face detective.
CHRIS PAGE- “I’m at the hospital now and they’ve refused to let me see him; yeah this cocksucker Detective is mean mugging me as we speak but I can give two shits. The bottom line is this, they’re saying they have no reason to believe there’s foul play and have him under a seventy two hour suicide watch; if they feel he’s no longer a danger they’ll let him go. Look I don’t have a problem with a suicide watch but I want it done on United States soil, I don’t trust this place.”
There’s a few more seconds of Allen speaking to Chris which we can tell is important information as Chris intently listens before breaking his silence.
CHRIS PAGE- “File whatever we need to file to extradite Adam back home; do it now.”
Chris hangs the phone up before shifting his attention towards the translator.
CHRIS PAGE- “We will be on a plane in forty eight hours; tell him that in your ching chong fucking language.
Chris winks at the translator as this portion of the scene fades to black.
FLASH BACK:
5.2.18
MID AIR ON A PRIVATE JET DESTINED FOR THE UNITED STATES
The scene opens as Adam Barker and Chris Page sit on a private jet headed for Los Angeles as they’re talking in mid-conversation.
CHRIS PAGE- “Is there anything that you’re forgetting? Anything at all?”
ADAM BARKER- “I’ve told you everything I know. I was drunk…”
Chris chimes in.
CHRIS PAGE- “More like hammered.”
Adam cuts his eyes at his best friend in the business today.
ADAM BARKER- “Don’t rub it in, asshole.”
CHRIS PAGE- “I can’t help it you drink like a little bitch; but what I can help is trying to figure this thing out. Had the authorities in Osaka had their way you would be in a padded fucking cell right now. They had no intentions of letting you go and when we get to Los Angeles you’re going to undergo a mental evaluation…”
Adam lashes out.
ADAM BARKER- “I’m not crazy!”
Chris spouts back.
CHRIS PAGE- “You better drop the base in that voice, I’m on your side and I know you’re not crazy which is why I’m desperately trying to find the missing pieces so that this makes sense. You can’t tell me a loss to Flash Rotten is responsible for all this. There has to be more.”
Suddenly it’s like a light bulb goes off over Adam’s head.
ADAM BARKER- “Wait… Ether.”
CHRIS PAGE- “Ether?”
Chris asks.
ADAM BARKER- “I smelled ether just before I blacked out.”
CHRIS PAGE- “SEE!!”
Chris exclaims.
CHRIS PAGE- “This is the kind of shit you need to remember!! If we can prove you were drugged it will also prove that you’re not coo-coo.”
Chris pulls out his satellite phone where he dials a number before placing the phone to his ear.
ADAM BARKER- “Who are you calling??”
Before Chris can answer he immediately starts to talk the moment the other end is answered.
CHRIS PAGE- “Allen its Page, look we’re in the air now headed to Los Angeles. We’re talking about what transpired Monday Night and he remembers smelling ether just before he passed out. Is there any way we can get copies of the security footage from Osaka? If we can catch anything on film it will prove Adam isn’t insane or crazy…”
ADAM BARKER- “I’m not crazy.”
Chris holds up his index finger at Adam as he continues the phone call with Allen.
CHRIS PAGE- “I understand that but I am operating under the “what if” scenario. Just make it happen because he’s going to be evaluated regardless when we arrive to Los Angeles in some twenty hours, so that gives you twenty hours to get those tapes and review them for anything suspicious that will prove this hoax.”
Chris hangs up the phone and immediately starts to address Adam.
CHRIS PAGE- “For the next four days your job is to do as you’re told. Right now Osaka PD think you tried to kill yourself thus their investigation is closed. I don’t think you did nor have I thought you did. This could be our only way of establishing this wasn’t a suicide attempt… it’s an attempted murder.”
TO BE CONTINUED…
Words from the Stoned One:
Let me make sure I am understanding all this correctly; my best friend in the business today attempts to commit suicide on national television just about a month ago and instead of being in Osaka, Japan getting answers I have to hop a flight to bum-fuck China to compete in a 6 Person Tag in which my teammates could easily shred through these three jabronis without so much as breaking a sweat; so explain to me why I’m needed? Explain to me what purpose I serve within this affair that’s so fucking important that I should Adam’s bed side as he lays in a coma? Something simply doesn’t sit right with me about the entire situation. I know Adam was bent over the loss to Flash Rotten and I know how much he was looking forward to taking over Brawl for the long haul but it simply wasn’t meant to be; and while Adam was upset he wasn’t anywhere near unstable as we all saw him a few weeks ago on Monday Night Brawl. While I would love to be getting to the bottom of this I’ve caught a flight to Beijing where I will do my best to assist my team in earning another victory over three individuals that might be better served jerking a fucking curtain than standing opposite of three top tier Main Event talents that are ready to end you for the sake of ending you.
John Tolly.
Let’s start with you because of the three you’re the newest to the federation and if memory serves me correctly from what I’ve seen of your promo work I want to call you the second coming of Honkeytonk Lighthouse. Hell kid, I’m almost embarrassed for you, almost. For you see John, you’ve got zero fucking clue just who the hell you’re standing in the ring with as soon as that opening bell tolls on Monday Night Brawl so allow me to take a moment to tell you; Alyce Starchylde, the Queen Bitch of this organization who may or may not be on all her meds, which basically means there’s a really good chance she’s going to cut your fucking head off legitimately just to do it and because you sure as shit won’t stop her. You’ve got arguably one of the greatest in ring talents to ever grace this federation in M.D.K. Now I won’t spoil your majesties deal but trust me when I say that that guy right there isn’t anything worth playing with, I assure you. He’s a dominate technician that can and will run circles around you and expose you for the failure that you truly are; don’t believe me? There’s another John running around on the roster, he goes by John Cable, perhaps you should ask him.
… and then you got me.
I’m the mother fucker that needs no introduction.
Seven times WGWF World Heavyweight Champion and a Seventeen time World Champion throughout my entire career so does it look like I’m intimidated by someone of your stature, little man? I eat guys like you for breakfast and shit you out by noon! You should be the one that feels intimidated because those feelings would and will be warranted if I was thrown in the deep end of the pool against the three top stars in this federation because on any night any three of us could and can be Champions.
Which begs to question John…
Why the fuck are you here?
I would give you a little more of my time but realistically I’ve given you too much of it already, noob.
At least of the three of you TWO of you might be worth my time; one of you for sure and my next piece of business is the other, and depending on if he’s motivated or not determines if he’s worth my time, right Hawaiian Hardhead? You rocked the WGWF’s world with your showing on the last episode of Brawl and have everyone talking, now don’t you? You’ve built up some quick hype and now it’s time to find out if you’re going to deliver on the goods or are you going to do as I suspect you’ll do and bounce out sooner rather than later? The only thing I took away from that piece of business on Brawl is that you want to step in the ring with the best of the best… Be careful what you wish for because NOW you’re going to get it because it doesn’t get any better than MDK, Alyce and Chris FUCKING Page.
Unlike you we’re not on a quest to prove that we still got it… We prove that each and every time we step foot inside that squared circle regardless if it’s an opening match or a Main Event.
We prove that every time we step in front of a camera while verbally shredding down whoever; in this case yourself, before physically beating them down; in this case you, in the middle of that fucking ring. We don’t give two shits about what you’re out to prove because you’re about to find out real fucking quick that there’s a huge difference being in the ring with us than Luke Riggs or Terry Borden or even a James Raven… and that difference is we aren’t trying to make you, we’re going to break you. Pull your chair on up to the grown folks table and allow the Royal Family to officially welcome you to the Main Event scene, but tread lightly my friend because it’s a long way down from here… as you’re about to find out for yourself.
… And then there’s the runner up at the 2018 West Coast Rumble.
Hey Grimm, it’s good to see you again.
I haven’t seen you since I threw your ass over the top rope and out to the floor to secured my history making SECOND West Coast Rumble Match victory. Hey, real shit, I have to thank you for playing your role with that; not that you had any real choice in the matter because there ain’t no way in hell I’d EVER lose to a turd like you! That’s right, you heard me.
You get off on blood and gore, I get it.
You’re a deranged psychopath, I get it.
At one point you dressed in a chicken suit, I get it.
You want to rip my head off and play kickball with it, I get it.
Something that you might want to wrap that warped mind around is that I don’t fucking care. You don’t scare me, you don’t intimidate me because I live and die by my hands and last time I checked not only am I still a goddamn good wrestler but I’m also a pretty solid fighter too, so you tell me how you want to play this game and I’ll damn sure be your huckleberry! If you want to fight, let’s fight. You want to play for blood, goddamn son let’s play for blood! You want to breaks bones, now you’re speaking my language because I am down to give you as much shock value that you require.
As a matter of fact…
I’m making it my personal mission here and now to have you all unto myself because you’re not worthy to be in the same ring as someone like MDK or Alyce Starchylde. You simply don’t deserve it; keep in mind that you’re about to dance with someone who has no fear and no limits. You think your dangerous? I know I’m dangerous! MDK and Alyce, consider my gift serving up Tolly and Hardhead to you on a silver platter and leave the sadistic fuck for to contend with as I have ways of making unpredictable guys like this disappear from the equation. It should be nothing short of entertaining to say the very least as you have your way with them.
4.30.18
Sumitomo Hospital
Osaka, Japan
The scene opens as we’re inside a private waiting area at the Sumitomo Hospital in Osaka, Japan as a visually defeated Chris Page sits in a chair with a Police to his left and a translator to his right. The Police is heard asking a question.
POLICE OFFICER- “以前に自殺したことはありますか?”
Chris is confused with the gibberish being spoken.
TRANSLATOR- “Has he ever tried to commit suicide before?”
CHRIS PAGE- “How many times do I have to answer the same question? First it was doctors then nurses and now the police? I’ve known this guy for fifteen years and never has he attempted anything like this. Period.”
There’s a head nod from the translator as he shifts his attention to the Police Officer who is now being joined by a detective from the Osaka Police Department.
TRANSLATOR- “私はこの男を15年間知っていて、このようなことを試みたことはありません。期間.”
The police officer jots down notes as the Detective interjects with the translator.
DETECTIVE- “彼の母親は誰ですか?”
Translator quickly redirects back to Chris Page as he asks.
TRANSLATOR- “He asks who is his mother?”
A “what the fuck” look graces the face of Chris Page as he looks over towards the Detective as he answers.
CHRIS PAGE- “What the fuck does his mother have to do with any of this?”
The translator is heard speaking immediately.
TRANSLATOR- "彼の母親はこれと何をしなければならないのですか?"
Which draws a very quick response with a direct tone from the Detective.
DETECTIVE- “質問に答えて!”
The Translator shifts back towards Chris Page as he states.
TRANSLATOR- “Please answer the question.”
Chris shifts his attention towards the translator as he states.
CHRIS PAGE- “I’m only going to say this one time… You tell dick face over there to take the base out of his voice when he’s looking at me talking that ching-chong bullshit. I’m not a goddamn suspect, I found my friend in a car trying to kill himself; no, I don’t know why he did it and more importantly…”
Chris turns his head towards the Detective as he screams at the top of his lungs!
CHRIS PAGE- “I DON’T THINK HE DID!”
Chris shifts back towards the translator with a cool, calm tone.
CHRIS PAGE- “Ask that douche’ bag what his mother has to do with this? She’s been dead for years.”
The translator shifts his attention towards the Detective who by now is pacing back and forth in front of Chris while the Police officer continues to take notes.
TRANSLATOR- “彼の母親はこれと何をしなければならないのですか?彼女は何年も前から死んでいる”
The Detective stops pacing back and forth as he reaches into the pocket of his beige over coat where he produces the note that was found on Adam’s body. He extends it out towards Chris. Chris glances at the hand of the detective before reaching out and taking the note where he looks at it and reads it out loud.
CHRIS PAGE-
“YOU’RE A DISGRACE! YOU’VE LET EVERYONE DOWN! YOUR FRIENDS HATE YOU! YOUR FAMILY HATES YOU! YOU DON’T DESERVE TO LIVE! YOU SHOULD LEAVE AND NEVER COME BACK! BETTER YET, JUST KILL YOURSELF!”
“SINCERELY,”
“MOTHER”
Chris looks back up at the Detective where he hands him the note back.
CHRIS PAGE- “I don’t know what to tell you about that…”
DETECTIVE- “あなたが彼について私たちに教えることができるものは何ですか?どんな敵?”
The translator translates.
TRANSLATOR- “Anything else you can tell us about him? Any enemy he may have?”
CHRIS PAGE- “In our business you don’t make many friends… I don’t have any direction I can point you in, I’m sorry.”
The translator turns back towards the Detective as he states.
TRANSLATOR- “私たちのビジネスでは、多くの友達を作ることはできません...私はあなたに指摘できる方向性はありません。申し訳ありません”
Chris then asks.
CHRIS PAGE- “What happens now? Can I see him yet?”
TRANSLATOR- "今、何が起きた?まだ彼を見ることはできますか?"
There’s a long pause from The Detective before he breaks his silence.
DETECTIVE- 「”今のところ、ファウルプレイがあったか、関与していると推測する理由はありません。彼は72時間の自殺監視の下で精神的安定性を評価する。私たちができることはそれほど多くありません。」”
TRANSLATOR- “He say that as of now there’s no reason to suspect foul play and that Adam is under suicide watch for seventy two hours while having his mental health checked out.”
Chris immediately spouts out.
CHRIS PAGE- “The hell he is! Not here!”
Chris pulls out his cell phone as he gets up out of his chair with the Detective barking out something towards him which is completely and totally ignored as Chris scrolls through his contact before hitting the call icon on his iPhone. Chris places his phone next to his ear and is heard having the following conversation.
CHRIS PAGE- “Allan, its Chris Page.”
Clearly the voice on the other end is speaking as there’s a pause from Chris as he starts to pace the floor near the door to the private waiting room.
CHRIS PAGE- “I know it’s super early and for that I apologize but there’s something I have to bring you in the loop on and I might need some legal assistance. The WGWF kicked off a World Tour through August and tonight our first stop was in Osaka, Japan; allegedly Adam tried to kill his self.”
There’s a pause from Chris as Allen is obviously talking to him before Chris can break in with some specifics.
CHRIS PAGE- “I don’t buy it either; which is why I am contacting you.”
Chris shifts his attention to the dick face detective.
CHRIS PAGE- “I’m at the hospital now and they’ve refused to let me see him; yeah this cocksucker Detective is mean mugging me as we speak but I can give two shits. The bottom line is this, they’re saying they have no reason to believe there’s foul play and have him under a seventy two hour suicide watch; if they feel he’s no longer a danger they’ll let him go. Look I don’t have a problem with a suicide watch but I want it done on United States soil, I don’t trust this place.”
There’s a few more seconds of Allen speaking to Chris which we can tell is important information as Chris intently listens before breaking his silence.
CHRIS PAGE- “File whatever we need to file to extradite Adam back home; do it now.”
Chris hangs the phone up before shifting his attention towards the translator.
CHRIS PAGE- “We will be on a plane in forty eight hours; tell him that in your ching chong fucking language.
Chris winks at the translator as this portion of the scene fades to black.
FLASH BACK:
5.2.18
MID AIR ON A PRIVATE JET DESTINED FOR THE UNITED STATES
The scene opens as Adam Barker and Chris Page sit on a private jet headed for Los Angeles as they’re talking in mid-conversation.
CHRIS PAGE- “Is there anything that you’re forgetting? Anything at all?”
ADAM BARKER- “I’ve told you everything I know. I was drunk…”
Chris chimes in.
CHRIS PAGE- “More like hammered.”
Adam cuts his eyes at his best friend in the business today.
ADAM BARKER- “Don’t rub it in, asshole.”
CHRIS PAGE- “I can’t help it you drink like a little bitch; but what I can help is trying to figure this thing out. Had the authorities in Osaka had their way you would be in a padded fucking cell right now. They had no intentions of letting you go and when we get to Los Angeles you’re going to undergo a mental evaluation…”
Adam lashes out.
ADAM BARKER- “I’m not crazy!”
Chris spouts back.
CHRIS PAGE- “You better drop the base in that voice, I’m on your side and I know you’re not crazy which is why I’m desperately trying to find the missing pieces so that this makes sense. You can’t tell me a loss to Flash Rotten is responsible for all this. There has to be more.”
Suddenly it’s like a light bulb goes off over Adam’s head.
ADAM BARKER- “Wait… Ether.”
CHRIS PAGE- “Ether?”
Chris asks.
ADAM BARKER- “I smelled ether just before I blacked out.”
CHRIS PAGE- “SEE!!”
Chris exclaims.
CHRIS PAGE- “This is the kind of shit you need to remember!! If we can prove you were drugged it will also prove that you’re not coo-coo.”
Chris pulls out his satellite phone where he dials a number before placing the phone to his ear.
ADAM BARKER- “Who are you calling??”
Before Chris can answer he immediately starts to talk the moment the other end is answered.
CHRIS PAGE- “Allen its Page, look we’re in the air now headed to Los Angeles. We’re talking about what transpired Monday Night and he remembers smelling ether just before he passed out. Is there any way we can get copies of the security footage from Osaka? If we can catch anything on film it will prove Adam isn’t insane or crazy…”
ADAM BARKER- “I’m not crazy.”
Chris holds up his index finger at Adam as he continues the phone call with Allen.
CHRIS PAGE- “I understand that but I am operating under the “what if” scenario. Just make it happen because he’s going to be evaluated regardless when we arrive to Los Angeles in some twenty hours, so that gives you twenty hours to get those tapes and review them for anything suspicious that will prove this hoax.”
Chris hangs up the phone and immediately starts to address Adam.
CHRIS PAGE- “For the next four days your job is to do as you’re told. Right now Osaka PD think you tried to kill yourself thus their investigation is closed. I don’t think you did nor have I thought you did. This could be our only way of establishing this wasn’t a suicide attempt… it’s an attempted murder.”
TO BE CONTINUED…
Words from the Stoned One:
Let me make sure I am understanding all this correctly; my best friend in the business today attempts to commit suicide on national television just about a month ago and instead of being in Osaka, Japan getting answers I have to hop a flight to bum-fuck China to compete in a 6 Person Tag in which my teammates could easily shred through these three jabronis without so much as breaking a sweat; so explain to me why I’m needed? Explain to me what purpose I serve within this affair that’s so fucking important that I should Adam’s bed side as he lays in a coma? Something simply doesn’t sit right with me about the entire situation. I know Adam was bent over the loss to Flash Rotten and I know how much he was looking forward to taking over Brawl for the long haul but it simply wasn’t meant to be; and while Adam was upset he wasn’t anywhere near unstable as we all saw him a few weeks ago on Monday Night Brawl. While I would love to be getting to the bottom of this I’ve caught a flight to Beijing where I will do my best to assist my team in earning another victory over three individuals that might be better served jerking a fucking curtain than standing opposite of three top tier Main Event talents that are ready to end you for the sake of ending you.
John Tolly.
Let’s start with you because of the three you’re the newest to the federation and if memory serves me correctly from what I’ve seen of your promo work I want to call you the second coming of Honkeytonk Lighthouse. Hell kid, I’m almost embarrassed for you, almost. For you see John, you’ve got zero fucking clue just who the hell you’re standing in the ring with as soon as that opening bell tolls on Monday Night Brawl so allow me to take a moment to tell you; Alyce Starchylde, the Queen Bitch of this organization who may or may not be on all her meds, which basically means there’s a really good chance she’s going to cut your fucking head off legitimately just to do it and because you sure as shit won’t stop her. You’ve got arguably one of the greatest in ring talents to ever grace this federation in M.D.K. Now I won’t spoil your majesties deal but trust me when I say that that guy right there isn’t anything worth playing with, I assure you. He’s a dominate technician that can and will run circles around you and expose you for the failure that you truly are; don’t believe me? There’s another John running around on the roster, he goes by John Cable, perhaps you should ask him.
… and then you got me.
I’m the mother fucker that needs no introduction.
Seven times WGWF World Heavyweight Champion and a Seventeen time World Champion throughout my entire career so does it look like I’m intimidated by someone of your stature, little man? I eat guys like you for breakfast and shit you out by noon! You should be the one that feels intimidated because those feelings would and will be warranted if I was thrown in the deep end of the pool against the three top stars in this federation because on any night any three of us could and can be Champions.
Which begs to question John…
Why the fuck are you here?
I would give you a little more of my time but realistically I’ve given you too much of it already, noob.
At least of the three of you TWO of you might be worth my time; one of you for sure and my next piece of business is the other, and depending on if he’s motivated or not determines if he’s worth my time, right Hawaiian Hardhead? You rocked the WGWF’s world with your showing on the last episode of Brawl and have everyone talking, now don’t you? You’ve built up some quick hype and now it’s time to find out if you’re going to deliver on the goods or are you going to do as I suspect you’ll do and bounce out sooner rather than later? The only thing I took away from that piece of business on Brawl is that you want to step in the ring with the best of the best… Be careful what you wish for because NOW you’re going to get it because it doesn’t get any better than MDK, Alyce and Chris FUCKING Page.
Unlike you we’re not on a quest to prove that we still got it… We prove that each and every time we step foot inside that squared circle regardless if it’s an opening match or a Main Event.
We prove that every time we step in front of a camera while verbally shredding down whoever; in this case yourself, before physically beating them down; in this case you, in the middle of that fucking ring. We don’t give two shits about what you’re out to prove because you’re about to find out real fucking quick that there’s a huge difference being in the ring with us than Luke Riggs or Terry Borden or even a James Raven… and that difference is we aren’t trying to make you, we’re going to break you. Pull your chair on up to the grown folks table and allow the Royal Family to officially welcome you to the Main Event scene, but tread lightly my friend because it’s a long way down from here… as you’re about to find out for yourself.
… And then there’s the runner up at the 2018 West Coast Rumble.
Hey Grimm, it’s good to see you again.
I haven’t seen you since I threw your ass over the top rope and out to the floor to secured my history making SECOND West Coast Rumble Match victory. Hey, real shit, I have to thank you for playing your role with that; not that you had any real choice in the matter because there ain’t no way in hell I’d EVER lose to a turd like you! That’s right, you heard me.
You get off on blood and gore, I get it.
You’re a deranged psychopath, I get it.
At one point you dressed in a chicken suit, I get it.
You want to rip my head off and play kickball with it, I get it.
Something that you might want to wrap that warped mind around is that I don’t fucking care. You don’t scare me, you don’t intimidate me because I live and die by my hands and last time I checked not only am I still a goddamn good wrestler but I’m also a pretty solid fighter too, so you tell me how you want to play this game and I’ll damn sure be your huckleberry! If you want to fight, let’s fight. You want to play for blood, goddamn son let’s play for blood! You want to breaks bones, now you’re speaking my language because I am down to give you as much shock value that you require.
As a matter of fact…
I’m making it my personal mission here and now to have you all unto myself because you’re not worthy to be in the same ring as someone like MDK or Alyce Starchylde. You simply don’t deserve it; keep in mind that you’re about to dance with someone who has no fear and no limits. You think your dangerous? I know I’m dangerous! MDK and Alyce, consider my gift serving up Tolly and Hardhead to you on a silver platter and leave the sadistic fuck for to contend with as I have ways of making unpredictable guys like this disappear from the equation. It should be nothing short of entertaining to say the very least as you have your way with them.