Post by K-Remix on Jan 21, 2018 23:04:42 GMT -5
So that match on Brawl am I right? Yeah, that didnāt exactly go the way I was hoping but hey. This is wrestling and sometimes a big knuckle dragging mongoloid takes you out. Itās the nature of business. And speaking of business. Why have I decided to grace WGWF with my presence? Is it because I consider the WGWF the best federation on the face of the Earth? Is it because there is such a high level of competition here that people are falling all over themselves to bust through those doors and compete? Are you people on crack? The fact of the matter is the WGWF is having a battle royal that anybody can enter and thatās why Iām here. Nothing more and nothing less. I kick started my wrestling career midway through last year so there are a lot of things that I have yet to do. So when the opportunity presents itself, I take it. I had never competed in a tag match and the MCW was having a tag team invitational so I entered it. I have never been in a battle royal and the WGWF is having one so I entered it. It could have been WGWF, WFWG, GWWF, FWWG, or any other combinations of letters in the wrestling industry. None of that would have mattered to me, Iām just here to grind for XP.
What? You thought there was more to it than that? K-Moneyās son comes to WGWF due to its long history and prestige? Youāre delusional. At this point this place isnāt any more prestigious than the bingo hall federation I started my career in. Wrestling federations are now held to the same standards as the wrestlers who compete in them. So let me ask you this WGWF, what have you done for me lately? Answer? Absolutely nothing. Remember that god awful M. Night Shyamalan. Hold on, thatās almost all of them. The Village, that god awful M. Night Shyamalan movie. For those who havenāt wasted two hours of your life Iāll break it down for you. Spoilers but honestly thereās no way I can spoil this irredeemable mound of horse shit for you any more than the director already did. Basically at the beginning of the movie you think youāre watching a film about some sort of 1897 community. However then some shit happens and at the end of the movie itās revealed that it isnāt a village from the late 1800s. It is in fact a village in modern times. A village that has purposely walled itself off from the rest of the world which is why it appears so run down and dated. The WGWF is the village.
Itās a federation that upon first glance youād think was operating in years past. However in reality itās just a federation sealed off from the rest of the world and forgotten about. I ended up finding out about the West Coast Rumble by pure dumb luck. There was nobody Tweeting about it on Twitter. Not a peep on Facebook. Nada on Instagram. Zilch on Snapchat. Hell,not even so much as an annoying ad on Tinder. Basically what Iām saying here is that as far as the outside world is concerned. The WGWF doesnāt even exist anymore. Despite the holier than thou attitude of the superstars that who actually compete here on a regular basis, let me bring you back to reality. Outside of this fucking federation that time forgot. YOU AINāT SHIT!
Which brings me to my next point. As much as people would like to write me off as a nobody, Iāve got more god damn Twitter followers than your entire federation! Why do you think that is? Because Iām some nobody who goes around getting his ass handed to him at every turn? Try again. While youāve been stuck here in the WGWF doing your best Village impersonation. Iāve been out there in the real world grinding in federations that actually matter. Oh but wait, the cardinal rule in wrestling is that your accomplishments in other federations donāt matter in a new federation right? Listen up you dense motherfuckers. The WGWF has become one of the federations that made that saying come into existence. That saying was coined because of Village federations like this sealed off from the outside world where a small group of loyal nimrods pass titles back and forth stacking their accomplishment lists with meaningless filler.
Oh Iām sure that makes you all feel good inside. Makes it feel like youāve actually done something. Makes you feel like youāre the best in the world. However the truth is youāre a big minnow in a mud puddle. A mud puddle thatās just one bad month away from drying up completely. Now you tell me, whoās actually a nobody here? A bunch of dudes clinging to a federation thatās so long past it's expiration date that most people donāt know it exists. Or a guy who travels around entering open matches on a whim while still holding a championship in one of the hottest federations in wrestling today. The answer is pretty clear. As a matter of fact if you actually gave a shit about the WGWF or actually legitimizing your claims of being holier than thou. Then youād be down on your knees praying that Iād win the West Coast Rumble.
Simply put, I bring eyes to whatever federation that I go to. I put asses in the seats of whatever arena I go to. You utter the name K-Remix and people actually know who the fuck I am. Iām out there all over the god damn place. Throwing my name into matches just like this one simply because I feel like it. That big fuckwad who attacked me did so in order to make an impact. An impact off of my name and I haven't even had an official match here. Kind of speaks volumes doesn't it? Yet half of the names in the West Coast Rumble including WGWF regulars. What happens when you utter them outside of the WGWF village? All youāre going to get are confused looks. That or remarks like āI thought he was deadā. So as I said earlier you should all be on your knees praying that I win the West Coast Rumble. Perhaps then people would actually have a reason to tune in. Perhaps then good young talent would have a reason to walk through those doors. Perhaps then this village could stop trying to live off of prestige that's been gone for a long time. Perhaps but I suppose we won't know for sure until the dust settles and the King of Swag Style becomes the King of the Village. As your king I will lead you from the forsaken wasteland that you currently find yourselves in. To respectability. And finally to glory. On that day you peasants will finally understand just how foolish you were to think that you actually mattered before your lives were graced with my royal benevolence.
I'll see you at the rumble. Swag King out!
I'll see you at the rumble. Swag King out!