Post by Andre Dixon on Aug 6, 2017 22:16:43 GMT -5
The Last Time Someone Called me Brother:
[The scene opens up to a mall located in Los Angeles, California 10 years ago. We are in the food court where we see a young Andre Dixon with some friends of his eating some mall Chinese food.]
Andre: I told you this shit was fire B.
B: Man I'm not sure if this shit is really good or if I'm just high as fuck right now.
Andre: I love me some Mallense pimp.
[At that moment a man walks up and bumps into the back of Andre's chair making him drop a piece of his Sesame chicken which he had on his fork. As Andre turns around he see's a guy dressed up as Hulk Hogan.]
Impersonator: Excuse me, brother!
Andre: What did you just call me white boy?
Impersonator: I called you brother, brother!
[Andre looks at his friend.]
Andre: You see this is why it's better to stay at home. I'm bout to whoop this dude's ass bro.
B: Looks like you might have to.
Impersonator: Hold on, brother! What's the problem?
Andre: Say it one more motherufkin' time bro.
Impersonator Say what one more time....BROTHER?!
[Andre immediately get's up and into the guys face laughing before he kicks the guy right int he stomach and then nails him with a hard spinebuster through the table. Andre stares down at him.]
Andre: You spilled all my chicken, brother!
B: Let's get the fuck out of here before someone calls the cops.
[Andre's friend hurries off as Andre walks behind him out of the mall as the scene fades to black.]
Another week, and another win for the King. I'm almost starting to lose count. I know a lot of the wins haven't been the most impressive but I think everyone can agree that Christian Connolly was at least a decent challenge. At one point that guy used to be considered great, am I right? Who cares if I did to him exactly what I told him I was going to do to him. You came out and you talked a big game CC. I was honestly impressed. I didn't think you had it in you. I thought you would sit back and not want to add fuel to the fire. I thought you would be a little pussy and not say a word and just come and take your beating just like the rest of them. But I guess I was wrong about you CC. At least, partly wrong about you. You do have some balls, no matter how small they are.
It was funny to me to see you come out and claim this match wasn't about me. That this match was all about you. Well...what happened then bro? It was supposedly all about you and you failed big time bro. What really got me is your claim that I really was never any good. Despite the fact that I've done way more here than you ever have. You claim I'm not better than Kyle Shane, MDK, or Hunter Ryan. All of whom are way better than you, by the way. And you may be right that I'm not better than Kyle Shane, not yet at least. I know what I'm capable though and I'm sure I'll have my shot at Kyle at one point or another. Where you're completely wrong at is about MDK and Hunter Ryan. MDK is an overrated piece of shit who is going to get what's coming to him courtesy of Blackman and Raven and that's going to happen sooner rather than later. I'll show everyone then that MDK can't hold my fucking jock strap. And Hunter Ryan? Ironic how that one turned out, isn't it? I respect Hunter, I really do. You may think he's average but I know exactly what he's capable of and what he's done throughout his career to know he's a Hall of Fame caliber wrestler.
The funniest part of your bullshit promo though was your assertion that you are going to be a future WGWF World Champion. Seriously bro? You couldn't even hang with me, and you're talking about being the future World Champion? Seriously bro what are you smoking and where can I get some? You have as good of a chance of becoming a future eWorld Champion as Terry Borden does. Matter of fact, you have a worse chance. If I was a betting man I would put money on him winning it way before your busted old black ass did. Get the fuck out of here and go do what you do best bro: suck.
Which brings me to my opponent for this week. The epitome of suck. A guy who has been sucking his entire life. He's sucked himself into greatness. His suck has been so good that it is Hall of Fame Level of suck. Can you imagine how bad you have to be to be considered one of the best losers this federation has ever seen? Is there anyone that Terry Borden hasn't taken an L to? I'll get to all of that shortly. I want to talk about the reset of Summer Madness first. A night that could end up being one of the best of the year. We could see titles change hand. We will see a lot of shit go down. And if you want to enjoy Terry Borden taking yet another L then you can catch that at the pre show of Summer Madness when I beat his ass all over that ring to the point where everyone watching Summer Madness will think the ring was supposed to be red.
I will say that it was kind of a slap in the face. It could have easily been the opening match instead of a pre show match but I guess if you look at the rest of the card then it really wasn't worthy. Thanks Terry. You suck so bad we couldn't even get onto the regular card bro. I saw your promo and I've gotta agree with a lot of what you said. i know I fucked up in the past. My legacy here isn't what it should be and I only have myself to blame for that. I have been screwed a few times but I don't like to make excuses. I take full responsibility for my shit. I shit the bed against Nick all those years ago and I'll never forget that. Even though I went on to become the World Champion later on it still didn't fix that void. I still have to make up for that, and that's one of the main reasons I'm back. I know a lot of people aren't taking me seriously yet, that's fine with me. I'll keep winning matches and make people take me seriously when I'm slapping them across the ring and standing over their beaten bodies.
And you're right Borden, I wasn't around for your World Title reign and you beating Tomoko. I honestly don't believe it. My guess is you lucked your way into the title and that your reign didn't last very long, because at the end of the day you're always going to be a joke, BROTHER! And don't even think about calling me brother to my face. I'll put your ass in a hospital bed if you try some stupid shit like that. You talk about how everyone I've faced so far hasn't even been on top like you have. Then why the fuck are we in the pre show bro? If you're such a highly esteemed World Champion then why doesn't anyone give a fuck about you? Sit the fuck down bro.
By the way your claim that Blackman and Raven isn't the best Tag Team of all time is bullshit. You line anyone up and we will drop their asses just like we used to do. If we stayed together for all these years who knows how many times we would've held those belts and more importantly for how long. Nobody else would even stand a chance. And when we get back in the ring together, whenever that is, we will show everyone exactly why we were the best. Either way that isn't going to mean shit on Monday at Summer Madness when I beat another former World Champion and continue to show everyone that I'm back and that I'm going to be a force to be reckoned with going forward. Oh and don't worry too much Terry, I'll try and make it quick, BROTHER!
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[The scene opens up to a mall located in Los Angeles, California 10 years ago. We are in the food court where we see a young Andre Dixon with some friends of his eating some mall Chinese food.]
Andre: I told you this shit was fire B.
B: Man I'm not sure if this shit is really good or if I'm just high as fuck right now.
Andre: I love me some Mallense pimp.
[At that moment a man walks up and bumps into the back of Andre's chair making him drop a piece of his Sesame chicken which he had on his fork. As Andre turns around he see's a guy dressed up as Hulk Hogan.]
Impersonator: Excuse me, brother!
Andre: What did you just call me white boy?
Impersonator: I called you brother, brother!
[Andre looks at his friend.]
Andre: You see this is why it's better to stay at home. I'm bout to whoop this dude's ass bro.
B: Looks like you might have to.
Impersonator: Hold on, brother! What's the problem?
Andre: Say it one more motherufkin' time bro.
Impersonator Say what one more time....BROTHER?!
[Andre immediately get's up and into the guys face laughing before he kicks the guy right int he stomach and then nails him with a hard spinebuster through the table. Andre stares down at him.]
Andre: You spilled all my chicken, brother!
B: Let's get the fuck out of here before someone calls the cops.
[Andre's friend hurries off as Andre walks behind him out of the mall as the scene fades to black.]
Another week, and another win for the King. I'm almost starting to lose count. I know a lot of the wins haven't been the most impressive but I think everyone can agree that Christian Connolly was at least a decent challenge. At one point that guy used to be considered great, am I right? Who cares if I did to him exactly what I told him I was going to do to him. You came out and you talked a big game CC. I was honestly impressed. I didn't think you had it in you. I thought you would sit back and not want to add fuel to the fire. I thought you would be a little pussy and not say a word and just come and take your beating just like the rest of them. But I guess I was wrong about you CC. At least, partly wrong about you. You do have some balls, no matter how small they are.
It was funny to me to see you come out and claim this match wasn't about me. That this match was all about you. Well...what happened then bro? It was supposedly all about you and you failed big time bro. What really got me is your claim that I really was never any good. Despite the fact that I've done way more here than you ever have. You claim I'm not better than Kyle Shane, MDK, or Hunter Ryan. All of whom are way better than you, by the way. And you may be right that I'm not better than Kyle Shane, not yet at least. I know what I'm capable though and I'm sure I'll have my shot at Kyle at one point or another. Where you're completely wrong at is about MDK and Hunter Ryan. MDK is an overrated piece of shit who is going to get what's coming to him courtesy of Blackman and Raven and that's going to happen sooner rather than later. I'll show everyone then that MDK can't hold my fucking jock strap. And Hunter Ryan? Ironic how that one turned out, isn't it? I respect Hunter, I really do. You may think he's average but I know exactly what he's capable of and what he's done throughout his career to know he's a Hall of Fame caliber wrestler.
The funniest part of your bullshit promo though was your assertion that you are going to be a future WGWF World Champion. Seriously bro? You couldn't even hang with me, and you're talking about being the future World Champion? Seriously bro what are you smoking and where can I get some? You have as good of a chance of becoming a future eWorld Champion as Terry Borden does. Matter of fact, you have a worse chance. If I was a betting man I would put money on him winning it way before your busted old black ass did. Get the fuck out of here and go do what you do best bro: suck.
Which brings me to my opponent for this week. The epitome of suck. A guy who has been sucking his entire life. He's sucked himself into greatness. His suck has been so good that it is Hall of Fame Level of suck. Can you imagine how bad you have to be to be considered one of the best losers this federation has ever seen? Is there anyone that Terry Borden hasn't taken an L to? I'll get to all of that shortly. I want to talk about the reset of Summer Madness first. A night that could end up being one of the best of the year. We could see titles change hand. We will see a lot of shit go down. And if you want to enjoy Terry Borden taking yet another L then you can catch that at the pre show of Summer Madness when I beat his ass all over that ring to the point where everyone watching Summer Madness will think the ring was supposed to be red.
I will say that it was kind of a slap in the face. It could have easily been the opening match instead of a pre show match but I guess if you look at the rest of the card then it really wasn't worthy. Thanks Terry. You suck so bad we couldn't even get onto the regular card bro. I saw your promo and I've gotta agree with a lot of what you said. i know I fucked up in the past. My legacy here isn't what it should be and I only have myself to blame for that. I have been screwed a few times but I don't like to make excuses. I take full responsibility for my shit. I shit the bed against Nick all those years ago and I'll never forget that. Even though I went on to become the World Champion later on it still didn't fix that void. I still have to make up for that, and that's one of the main reasons I'm back. I know a lot of people aren't taking me seriously yet, that's fine with me. I'll keep winning matches and make people take me seriously when I'm slapping them across the ring and standing over their beaten bodies.
And you're right Borden, I wasn't around for your World Title reign and you beating Tomoko. I honestly don't believe it. My guess is you lucked your way into the title and that your reign didn't last very long, because at the end of the day you're always going to be a joke, BROTHER! And don't even think about calling me brother to my face. I'll put your ass in a hospital bed if you try some stupid shit like that. You talk about how everyone I've faced so far hasn't even been on top like you have. Then why the fuck are we in the pre show bro? If you're such a highly esteemed World Champion then why doesn't anyone give a fuck about you? Sit the fuck down bro.
By the way your claim that Blackman and Raven isn't the best Tag Team of all time is bullshit. You line anyone up and we will drop their asses just like we used to do. If we stayed together for all these years who knows how many times we would've held those belts and more importantly for how long. Nobody else would even stand a chance. And when we get back in the ring together, whenever that is, we will show everyone exactly why we were the best. Either way that isn't going to mean shit on Monday at Summer Madness when I beat another former World Champion and continue to show everyone that I'm back and that I'm going to be a force to be reckoned with going forward. Oh and don't worry too much Terry, I'll try and make it quick, BROTHER!
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