Post by THE Tristan Slater on Apr 30, 2017 17:46:16 GMT -5
Glorious Road to Wrestle Wars Eleven... Continued.
"Leading into Hell in a Cell on Monday Night Brawl I had my intentions on why I booked the match to begin with."
The voice of the Glorious WGWF World Heavyweight Champion Tristan Slater is hard as the scene fades to the top highlights from the first half of the Main Event of Monday Night Brawl is shown flashing across the screen as Tristan's voice is heard continuing.
TRISTAN SLATER- "I locked us all inside a Cell for a reason and it was the very reason I no showed a contract signing on Brawl Talk; I am not putting myself in a position for MDK and Paul to further gain the upper hand."
The closing clips of the Hell in a Cell are shown which see's Ryan Dusk and Kenneth Ridge spiking Circa into the mat with a Spike Piledriver before a cover is made followed by the three count.
TRISTAN SLATER- "Paul and MDK will throw this booking in my face as if it actually means SOMETHING; however, my plan worked to perfection as I wasn't jumped and the numbers didn't take over, and ultimately The Extinction pinned a chick in her second match back... And it took two of them to do it. Kudos's. Now does that really sound like something worth bragging about?"
Shots of the Glorious Lip lock placed upon Velvet and her melting to the mat with a look of sheer bliss eteched on her face is shown as Tristan's voice is heard talking over the video footage.
TRISTAN SLATER- "Velvet found out she couldn't hang while MDK and Paul Frost selectively picked their spots like a couple of skirts; but then again this wasn't a hard loss by any means to get over and move on from. I won't lie and say that I would love nothing more to rub it in the faces of The Extinction but that simply isn't the case as regardless of how you look at it they did in fact win the match; however, what did they really win within the grand scheme of things? What? Bragging rights for the first time against legitimate competition? What that they couldn't put away the likes of myself, Cable, Page or Hunter? Yeah, that worth talking about isn't it?"
The screen goes black.
VOICE OVER- "With the final edition of Monday Night Brawl behind us all attention shifts towards the University of Phoenix, Arizona, site of Wrestle Wars Eleven."
Camera fades in as we see Tristan's seated upper body shot in front of a Wrestle Wars Eleven backdrop in a white v-neck t-shirt.
TRISTAN SLATER- "Wrestle Wars week is unbelievable."
There's a shot of an autograph signing featuring featuring Tristan Slater and John Cable that see's lines wrapped throughout the building and out the doors and up sidewalks before fading to John and Tristan signing as Tristan's voice is heard.
TRISTAN SLATER- "You don't really know just how invested fans truly are until you meet people from other countries showing up at signing and going ape shit just to get within feet of you, shake your hand or grab a photo opp. It's a huge moment for them because to them you are who they pay to see."
Tristan and John are shown meeting many fans, taking some pictures throughout the city of Phoenix at various media appearances as Tristan's voice is heard once again.
TRISTAN SLATER- "You're all over the city doing different media appearances..."
There's a shot of Tristan sitting in a DJ booth of 94.5 laughing and cutting up with the host as the World Title is draped over his shoulder.
TRISTAN SLATER- "Being able to do this with John has been nothing short of amazing. He's a world class guy with world class talent and we're both walking into the biggest show of the year looking to break that glass ceiling and defy all odds to accomplish the goals that we're going to attain."
We see shots of John and Tristan working out in a private gym flashing across the screen as Tristan continues.
TRISTAN SLATER- "That's how important this is and that's how much is riding on this. For months we've talked about how fucking good we are and now is the time for us to back it up collectively as the Glorious New Breed."
A shot of the Glorious New Breed defeating The Extinction from a past edition of Monday Night Brawl is shown.
TRISTAN SLATER- "We've literally beaten everyone that's been put in front of us. Name the talents and we've beaten them. People question just how good of a team we are considering I'm running with the World Title."
Tristan Slater standing opposite Paul Frost for the World Title is shown as we continue to hear his voice.
TRISTAN SLATER- "Being the WGWF World Heavyweight Champion hasn't changed me or who I am because I am still the egotistical prick I always have been it just happens on this side of the coin the fans agree with the course that I am taking."
The screen once again fades back to Tristan in front of the Wrestle Wars Eleven back drop.
TRISTAN SLATER- "Being inducted into the WGWF Hall of Fame means everything to me."
The scene fades into the following video package.
We fade back into the shot of Tristan sitting in front of the Wrestle Wars Eleven back drop.
TRISTAN SLATER- "And to be inducted by one of my best friends only makes it that much sweeter."
Camera's cut back to a shot of Tristan and John goofing around backstage at a random Brawl taping as we hear Tristan's voice.
TRISTAN SLATER- "The WGWF Hall of Fame only inducts members that have contributed in front of and behind the scenes. Originally I thought perhaps it was a little to eary until I sat back and really put some thought into my WGWF career."
The shot of Tristan hoisting up the WGWF Television Championship is shown.
TRISTAN SLATER- "From winning the Television Championship..."
The shot of Tristan on crutches as he's forced to vacate the Television Championship is shown.
TRISTAN SLATER- "Having to vacate it due to injury before Wrestle Wars Nine."
Tristan delivering the Glorious Flip Piledriver to Vega$ and capturing the Intercontinental Championship is shown.
TRISTAN SLATER- "Winning he IC Title and being the only IC Champion since this company rebooted while the world belt was passed around from person to person like a cheap whore working the Las Vegas Strip."
Shots of the vicious beating at the 2017 West Coast Rumble by Paul Frost and the Extinction are shown.
TRISTAN SLATER- "Being jumped MANY times by the Extinction."
The ever Glorious moment in which all became right with the world when Tristan defeated Paul Frost a mere TWO weeks after he was handed the title at the West Coast Rumble is shown.
TRISTAN SLATER- "I've made Paul Frost my bitch and took the World Title and in the process became the only legitimate DUEL World and Intercontinental Champion in history."
Tristan successfully defending the Intercontinental Championship while being the World Heavyweight Champion is shown.
TRISTAN SLATER- "The only man to defend the IC Title while being the World Heavyweight Champion."
The scene cuts back to Tristan in front of the Wrestle Wars Eleven back drop.
TRISTAN SLATER- "I've been doing big things for a long, long time and when I walk out on to that Hall of Fame stage it isn't about Wrestle Wars, it isn't about Paul Frost or MDK... It is about me accepting the nomination and taking my rightful spot in the WGWF Hall of Fame. For the first time in history there's going to be a Triple Threat match featuring THREE CURRENT Hall of Fame'ers; if you got back to Wrestle Wars Five neither Nick or Hunter where in the Hall of Fame at that time."
I've seen Nick Ryan looming around so I felt I needed to be specific before he goes off on a rant.
TRISTAN SLATER- "I'm sure my opponents are going to verbally attack this moment; perhaps only because it's one of the only things they've got. In turn I'll simply say that if either of you don't think I deserve this moment I pose but ONE question to you both, how many Wrestle Wars have you entered as the World Heavyweight Champion?"
Tristan holds up his right hand forming a zero with his fingers towards the camera before lowering it off screen while stating.
TRISTAN SLATER- "Zero. Taking my rightful place inside the Hall of Fame is going to be a great moment; the best moment will come at Wrestle Wars Eleven."
The screen goes dark.
VOICE OVER- "With the Glorious Road to Wrestle Wars complete all eyes shift towards the University of Phoenix eagerly awaiting this historic showdown.
Clips of Paul Frost flash across the screen from his start in the company through the present as Tristan's voice is heard.
TRISTAN SLATER- "Paul Frost is a leach that's done nothing to be placed in a match of this caliber. His involvement doesn't do anything but water down the real attraction that is Slater and MDK."
The scene fades back to the shot of Tristan sitting in front of the Wrestle Wars back drop.
TRISTAN SLATER- "How did he even get here? He has a rematch for a title that he didn't earn. He walked in the doors, bypassed everyone by intentionally interjecting himself in feud, snuck in the backdoor to get a title shot and was handed a World Title only to lose it in two weeks to me. Surely I'm not the only one that see's how retarded that sounds; but he's here and I have to deal with him."
The closing moments from Frost versus Slater once again plays. It's the moment in which Paul's arm snapped and the referee called for the bell as we hear Tristan's voice.
TRISTAN SLATER- "Paul might say he's justified because he didn't technically give up; he's right. He didn't give up, his body did. Paul might be walking into this a little perky because MDK will be at his side but he's also shitting his pants because if I isolate him he's fucked!"
The screen goes dark once again before highlights of MDK's WGWF career start to flash across the screen as we here Tristan's voice.
TRISTAN SLATER- "At least MDK brings some credibility to the table as far as name sake goes and it actually looked at as a viable contender for the World Title. People can question his motives for aligning with Paul Frost and The Extinction but I don't have to ask the question that I already have the answer too."
The scene cuts back to the shot of Tristan.
TRISTAN SLATER- "MDK knows he's bitten off way more than he can chew when it comes to me."
The scene cuts to the clip of Tristan Slater dropping MDK with one punch the very first time they shared the ring on Monday Night Brawl.
TRISTAN SLATER- "MDK walked out on to my celebration stage and tried to get in my head; it was cute but was a weak attempt. My counter was knocking him on his ass and boy did he run away pretty quickly."
We return to the shot of Tristan.
TRISTAN SLATER- "MDK is nothing more than someone that believes his own hype but ultimately isn't near as big or bad as he thinks he is."
Tristan states directly into the camera with a calm yet serious tone which only continues with each word passed.
TRISTAN SLATER- "Yeah he was an Internet Champion, he was an Intercontinental Champion and he did a fair job on that tier but his ONLY World Title reign saw him win the belt and lose it within thirty days. The guy has wrestled a whopping five time in the WGWF since then; and while he might have been active in other companies those companies aren't the WGWF and the WGWF is all that fucking matters! In the WGWF he's no better than Paul Frost when it comes to being a World Champion when you consider they can win it... They just can't retain it."
The screen goes black...
VOICE OVER- "When it comes to defying the odds it's never been more evident that this isn't the first time the odds have been stacked against Tristan Slater. He's spent the last seven weeks in preparations for what lies ahead of him on the grandest stage of them all."
We fade back in with the shot of Tristan.
TRISTAN SLATER- "When people talk about this match the one thing that always seems to come up are how stacked the deck is against me which is usually followed with one of two things; the first, how am I going to win? Or what can I do to even the playing field."
Tristan gazes into the camera with his piercing blue eyes.
TRISTAN SLATER- "When you hear Paul and MDK talk this is all simply a formality. They're so sure of themselves that collectively they can defeat me and take away the World Heavyweight Championship. It's funny when you sit back and think about it because you got two guys here that will profess to the world that they're a God or that they're superior. How can anyone with common sense buy into any of that when I've already thrashed a God and the man that is "superior" was to chicken shit to stand in the ring with me one on one? This isn't my first rodeo and certainly not the first time my back has been against the wall, but it's when I find myself in this position that I seem to thrive even more. It's moments like these that I am built for and it's moments like these that will silence all the critics while it will establish me once again as THE guy."
Tristan pauses for a few moments as he gathers his thoughts before he continues.
TRISTAN SLATER- "I'll be the first to admit that I've got an uphill battle with the involvement of MDK, not so much with Paul. I know that I'm going to have to bring myself to a completely different level; but let me tell everyone this... They might be calling this a glorified handicap match... I never walk alone. I'm going to have nearly one hundred thousand people jam packed at the University of Phoenix. You can never discount the fans and what they bring to the table. They will carry me, they will uplift me, they will give me the strength when I'm beaten down to rise up and continue to fight! Alone? Never."
Tristan takes another pause before he continues.
TRISTAN SLATER- "The Glorious Breeders are going to rejoice around the world as I do what neither Paul nor MDK can do... Retain a World Title."
Tristan removes the microphone from his shirt and drops it to the floor before getting up and exiting leaving the camera solely focused on the Wrestle Wars Eleven backdrop as the scene cuts to static.
A GLORIOUS PROMO:
This has been one of the most unpredictable Wrestle Wars seasons in this companies history when you sit back and think about the WGWF World Heavyweight Championship, wouldn't you say? I mean we all knew that I would be walking into the biggest show of the year wearing the World Title the mere moment it was announced that I would challenge either Paul Frost or Nathan Miles immediately following the West Coast Rumble Pay-Per-View so that wasn't a major shock or surprise; however, something I didn't expect was to be dealing with two insignificant shitstains as opposed to just one. Something else I didn't expect is how we've actually gotten to where we've gotten in order for this Triple Threat to take place. Throughout this entire ordeal I've opted to remain silent when it comes to my counterparts for this upcoming event; not because I don't have a lot to say but because it packs more of a punch when you're not rehashing the same things over and over again... Right MDK?
So let me go on record now by informing you all that nobody involved in this upcoming battle is looking forward to it MORE than I am because to me a successful defense only further establishes me as THE man to beat and establishes me as the greatest World Heavyweight Champion since this federation relaunched a little over a year ago. When I won this title I told the world that the days of hot potatoe are over, I told the world that unlike Kyle Shane, Mic Ferrari and Nathan Miles that I wouldn't abandon the federation leaving it in complete disarray. I told Paul Frost that he wasn't good enough to carry the weight of the world on his shoulders and since winning the title I've established this title back to being THE title that matters!
... And that's exactly what I've done.
With all roads now pointing to Wrestle Wars every one on the roster is looking to make a Wrestle Wars moment. If it's Paul or MDK they're looking to solidify themselves once again as major players by taking away something I've fought and clawed for years to get my hands on... And to that I simply say that everyone can dream. The sheer notion that anyone other than the "Glorious" Tristan Slater leaving with the gold around their waist is nothing more than a pipe dream because I am the only legitimate Champion in this entire goddamn match.
... Oh but Tristan that's such a BOLD statement to make. How can you make such a claim when both MDK and Frosty have held that very title themselves at some point in time or another? And that's a fantastical question which I can provide an extremely accurate answer too. In order to do that we must first take a trip back in time when YOUR 2017 West Coast Rumble Winner actually stood in the same ring as me and professed that I was nothing more than a Transitional Champion. Remember that? I do because John and I had some good laughs at it over the last several months when you take into consideration that BOTH of my opponents CAN win a World Title here in the WGWF yet NEITHER one of them can manage to retain it! What exactly is that? That's the definition of the words "transitional champion". You see ladies and gentleman in my ONE reign as World Heavyweight Champion I've already done more than either Paul or MDK has EVER done in their title reigns COMBINED by actually SUCCESSFULLY defending the World Heavyweight Champion against the one man that's taken the title away from BOTH of you at some point throughout your career, Chris Page. When I step to both of you with being a better Champion and the ONLY Champion involved that matters it isn't being said for the sake of saying it or because it sounds cool... It's being said because it's the fucking truth! As you two are clearly aware of it's EASY to win a title... But something else you're all too familiar with rests with just how hard it is to retain it. Do you know someone who has experience in not only winning but retaining World Titles? Do you? No seriously I'm asking you because if neither of you have done you homework like I have over the last several months you're sorely FUCKED in every sense of the word because the answer to that fundamentally simply question is "GLORIOUS" Tristan Slater!
Side bar- Ladies and Gentleman what you just witnessed was just the first of many, many jabs that are going the be thrown throughout this promo that will all lead to that knock out shot that will put my opponents on their asses seeing Goddamn stars circling around there heads.
I digress.
Now when you look at this Main Event on paper there's absolutely no way I should leave with the World Title around my waist for a plethora of reasons but perhaps the one that strikes out the most rests with how this isn't a usual Triple Threat affair in which you'll see fast friends being made for the benefit of the parties involved. What I mean by that is usually you'd see something like MDK and Frost gang up on me before going at it themselves or you might see Paul and myself double up on MDK to remove his from the equation before going at it to see who the better man is, and of course we all know I am, More on that later. In this instance my opponents happen to run within the ranks of the Extinction, and I guess they both lead it? I don't know and more importantly I don't really care because my point in this is I'm looking at both Paul and MDK working collectively throughout the entire contest to make sure ONE of them leaves with the World Title.
How can I possibly counteract any of that?
The simple answer is I can't.
However with every problem there comes a solution and the solution to this equation isn't that hard to grasp when you sit back and think about it. One of the many things I have over my opponents is a brain that functions and problem solving is kind of my thing. I know going in that I am going to have to weather the storm and wait for that one moment to present it self for me to take advantage of. I'm a patient man in that regard and I don't mind taking several shots just to land the one that fucking matters... And it helps that I'm a tough little bastard too as my wars within this and other promotions will clearly support. I've prepared myself for this one moment in time, I've trained by taking beating after beating after beating at the hands of the Extinction and yet I'm still standing right here with the WGWF World Heavyweight Championship on my mantle. What do either of you have? What can either of you say? What? That you're going to kick my ass? Bro no offense but BOTH of you have been trying to do that for two months and yet I'm standing here unscathed and walking into the single biggest show of the fucking year at more than one hundred percent. What weight is that going to hold? That's kind of what I thought too. What I'm getting at rests with how I've already taken their best shots and their best wasn't good enough to keep me down then so under what fucking logic does it makes any sense for me to believe it's going to be good enough come Wrestle Wars? While I can safely say I know what to expect out of THEM they have NO CLUE what to expect out of me. Think about that for a second. I am the combustible element if there ever was one for no other reason because I am that unpredictable. If anyone thinks that I don't have a plan and a course of action in mind you're setting yourselves up for a disappointment only rivaled by Paul Frost or MDK title reign.
Side Bar- Ladies and gentleman what you've just witnessed was more of a stiff jab at my opponents credibility as World Champions. That one packed a bit more of a punch and they're only going to get stiffer as we go. Both of my opponents lack the skill set or ability to actually stand in the center of the ring one on one and leave with a victory. It's simply just not going to happen much like it's not going to happen at Wrestle Wars either. There's no coming back from either of you if I leave with the title. You can't save face because off all the pointless bullshit you've spoken time after time after time. It will truly be the extinction of the extinction.
I digress again.
So let's dive a little more in depth on my opponents individually because I know that is what each and everyone of you are tuning in for to begin with. I figure we might as well start with the easiest target, yep! You guessed it! Paul Frost. Paul, Paul, Paul... Bro you're like that clinging girlfriend you're embarrassed to take to family functions.
I'm serious.
I'm not going to waste my time talking about how easy it's been to swat you and your attacks off without so much as breaking a sweat, I'm not going to waste my time recounting the times I've actually pinned your shoulders to the mat or snapped arms like twigs. Instead I'm going to do something that not even you would expect.
... I'm going to thank you.
That's right, Paul. Thank you. Thank you for riding my coat tails to the Main Event of Wrestle Wars. Thank you for leaching off my Gloriousness and thank you for inserting yourself in said Main Event because that makes you the weakest link; that makes you my bitch. I don't even think you quite realize how easy you've just made my night! Why would I focus the brunt of my offensive assault on MDK when I don't even have to beat him and we ALL know you sure as shit can't defeat me! Sorry about your luck MDK. In all seriousness I'm not going to lose my shit on you over being crucified because while I don't really know what it's like to be picked on throughout my entire career for being nothing more than opportunistic I do understand just how extreme you needed to go to make yourself relevant against the same dude that mopped the floor with you and took your title in the process. Guy's like me don't have to strive for the spotlight it simply comes natural while guy's like you have to over compensate just to remotely be taken seriously. News Flash; it didn't work as I still don't take you seriously. Hell the New People System have a better chance of winning Tag Team Turmoil than you do at beating me for the title; that's a fact, albeit a sad fact.
This might be a game to you, Paul... But it's far from one to me. I pride myself on being the goddamn best of the best, the cream of the crop, THE measuring stick when on any companies roster while you only care about yourself and what other people can do for you that suits your purpose; again opportunistic. Something that I don't and can't wrap my mind around is how your involvement is going to guarantee MDK a victory? The mere thought of you passing on a chance to walk out of the single biggest show in the WGWF history just screams bullshit. Your ego won't allow it; but then your true colors are going to be shown to MDK now aren't they? The colors that I've known have been there since day one and those colors are the ones that can give zero fucks about MDK and that you have know intentions of making sure he leaves with the title; your intentions are that you do. Playing second fiddle hasn't ever really been your thing, has it? The mere thought of someone overshadowing you eats you up inside and eventually it's going to explode. The fact that MDK is playing you just like you are playing him is fucking hilarious. So Paul you'll try and spit some good game and you'll give it your best shot you'll once again be reminded that your best will never be good enough to come close to beating me at my worst. You're the Circa in this equation, put up a decent fight but ends up being the fall guy. What's crazy to me is how you can possibly think your involvement in this Main Event adds any substance to it whatsoever. If anything your involvement waters it down from what the attraction should be. Regardless of what you do on Brawl telecasts or Pay-Per-Views doesn't change the fact that you still and always will simply suck. The definition of crazy is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result; well every time you step to legitimate talent you get served yet you keep on coming. You sir are crazy as fuck. Well this time I'm going to make sure I leave you in the dust because when I beat you to once again do something that you can not; retain the title, I'm done with you. You bring nothing to the table and are nothing more than a afterthought. I know it kills you to be force fed the truth but in this instance the truth is relatively simple. Paul Frost equals weak link.
I will say this Paul, throughout that extremely long and winded promo at least there is one silver lining that you've finally come to terms with. Your proper place in this business. It was good to hear you say that you're not man enough to carry a company on his back, it was good to hear you admit that you're weak when it comes to taking the ball and running with it, it was GLORIOUS music to my ears to hear you humble yourself... Because reality has set in with you, hasn't it? The bitter pill to swallow has finally made its way down your throat, the very throat that's fought for so long not to give into reality gave out and down the hatch it went. That's right Paul, you're not worthy of carrying a company which is why you stand in the position you stand in now... Undeserving challenger.
Your legacy has already been shit all over and there's no going back.
You can try to relive or reinvent your glory days but those days are long past in your rearview. You can continue to try and pass your complex as if it's something legitimate and even that falls of deaf ears. You might consider yourself a God, you might lead the cult known as Extinction and while they'll listen and carry your dead weight it's only a matter of time before they stop drinking the kool-aid and see things as they truly are. Oh; and by the way... How did Velvet taste after her heart skipped a beat and she melted in my hands on Brawl? Just asking.
Now that the light work is out of the way let's talk about the man that actually matters, the man that is scared so shitless he NEEDS to have an advantage in order to make this remotely close.
MDK.
Actually... Fuck that, you're not an acronym. You're Danny.
You're mere mortal man that is every bit as beatable as anyone else. You've got a lot of people fooled since you decided to enter the West Coast Rumble as most people might even tremble in fear at the mere sight of your presence. Well, I'm not most people and there's absolutely nothing to fear out of you other than some stank ass breath that flows out of that cocksucker each and every time you open it. While you've been choking on the tip of Paul's dick since your return I've actually been in the ring on a weekly basis winning World Titles, successfully defending World Titles, successfully defending Intercontinental Titles while kicking any and everyone's ass that has stepped in front of my path.
For over thirteen months my shoulders haven't touched the mat for a three count, for over thirteen months I've not mutter the words "I Quit" or been put in a position where I've had no choice but to tap out. And while I've made mention of this several times the point needs to be driven home that I am every bit as good as I profess myself to be while you on the other hand are NOWHERE near as good as you once was. You're not as crisp as you were and you're damn sure not as witty as you think you are either. It's actually quite pathetic if you really sit back and think on it because in a way you're in the same boat as Paul Frost in that regard as you desperately want to be taken so seriously yet sitting on the side lines throughout part of this build to Wrestle Wars and collecting an easy paycheck certain does you absolutely no favors.
You've already made a crucial mistake, son.
You've underestimated me.
You've underestimated me since the first day you step foot in the same ring as me. Do you remember that? You didn't step to me with respect, you stepped to me like an egotistical prick. What happened? I punched that British face with one shot and sent you packing. No intimidation. No fear. That's how I roll. I'm not going to lie bro... I am a little bummed you let Paul in on this because the idea of you and I going one on one sounds way more enticing; but in the same token the one thing that you think is going to give you the edge is going to be the very thing that cemented your downfall because I don't have to beat you, I can beat him... Again, but I understand your logic to a degree. Get someone else involved, perhaps use them to do some dirty work and when the moment strikes you pick up the pieces, and on paper that looks like a REALLY good plan... Until you picked Paul Frost as your patsy, a guy that has a track record for choking under pressure when a World Title is involved.
More importantly what does that say about you?
What? Not confident enough in your own abilities anymore that you've reduced yourself to where you are just to get another World Title? You already know how this plays out if that is in fact the case; I exercise my rematch and once again prove to the world that you're nothing more than a Hall of Fame choke artist who can't retain the WGWF World Title if his life fucking depended on it. So please, please keep underestimating and insulting my intelligence because I see right through you and Paul and will establish that when I do what neither one of you think I can do... Defeat you.
I know I am walking into that proverbial lion's den and both of you have got to be licking your chops.
Well I know a thing or two about surviving.
I know a thing or two about defying the odds.
I know a thing or two about being a legitimate WGWF World Heavyweight Champion while you can't hold my goddamn jock! The single biggest thing that I am looking forward to the most is beating you at your own game. While you will walk to that ring under the delusion that you've gotten an advantage, while you pretend that I'm not as Glorious as I proclaim to be, while you pretend I'm not a threat... I'm going to show you first hand. This is a high profile deal for me because a victory further solidifies me as legitimate while you will continue to be looked at as transitional. Well they say he who laughs last laughs loudest and if that truly is the case than I guess I will be the one laughing loudest as I find a way to get it done one more time on the grandest stage of them all while involved in a match that has the "odds" firmly stacked against me... And when I do leave Wrestle Wars Eleven STILL the WGWF World Heavyweight Champion I'll have two more successful title reigns than either of you combined.
All roads have lead all three of us to this point.
This stage.
The stakes couldn't be any higher for all three of us involved.
This is my element.
It's where I survive.
Don't think for one second I don't have an equalizer in place. I've carefully thought through this entire deal and have put a plan in place that will in sure that not only do I leave Wrestle Wars Eleven STILL the WGWF World Heavyweight Champion,,, But it will embarrass the both of you and expose you for the fools that you truly are.
That... Ladies and gentleman isn't a good thing.
It's a "GLORIOUS" thing.
.. Oh shit, before I forget and simply because I can. Alyce Starchylde; can someone please, please put this bitch in her place? Tell me you saw her attempts to chop down John Cable while confusing him for Sebastian St. Paul. News Flash cunt, St. Paul was Citizen Truth not The Glorious Mandingo Man Beast. Or how about how she is so stupid she doesn't even know the structure of the tournament she's competing in! Bitch I'm not involved and I grasped the concept of three singles matches leading to a Ladder Match with the winners and NOT a night of Ladders you ignorant twat! Or how about how I am a World Champion and a mid card talent.
... Run my list; XWF United States Champion, XWF Xtreme Champion, XWF World Heavyweight Champion times three, WGWF Television Champion, WGWF Intercontinental Champion, WGWF World Heavyweight Champion, the only duel World and Intercontinental Champion in the WGWF's history, soon to be WGWF Hall of Fame'er... Mid card talent? Listen up you still stank hoe; you go back to getting dropped by Jamie O'Hara while I continue to Main Event the biggest show of the year. Do yourself a favor and keep my name out of your mouth before you suffer the same fate as Velvet... A GLorious Lip Lock and you'll be down for the count. Yes, yes it's truly that Glorious time of the year and it's about time for the talking to end, clock in and go to fucking work. I am walking in as the underdog... But I'll be walking out STILL the WGWF World Heavyweight Champion!
"Leading into Hell in a Cell on Monday Night Brawl I had my intentions on why I booked the match to begin with."
The voice of the Glorious WGWF World Heavyweight Champion Tristan Slater is hard as the scene fades to the top highlights from the first half of the Main Event of Monday Night Brawl is shown flashing across the screen as Tristan's voice is heard continuing.
TRISTAN SLATER- "I locked us all inside a Cell for a reason and it was the very reason I no showed a contract signing on Brawl Talk; I am not putting myself in a position for MDK and Paul to further gain the upper hand."
The closing clips of the Hell in a Cell are shown which see's Ryan Dusk and Kenneth Ridge spiking Circa into the mat with a Spike Piledriver before a cover is made followed by the three count.
TRISTAN SLATER- "Paul and MDK will throw this booking in my face as if it actually means SOMETHING; however, my plan worked to perfection as I wasn't jumped and the numbers didn't take over, and ultimately The Extinction pinned a chick in her second match back... And it took two of them to do it. Kudos's. Now does that really sound like something worth bragging about?"
Shots of the Glorious Lip lock placed upon Velvet and her melting to the mat with a look of sheer bliss eteched on her face is shown as Tristan's voice is heard talking over the video footage.
TRISTAN SLATER- "Velvet found out she couldn't hang while MDK and Paul Frost selectively picked their spots like a couple of skirts; but then again this wasn't a hard loss by any means to get over and move on from. I won't lie and say that I would love nothing more to rub it in the faces of The Extinction but that simply isn't the case as regardless of how you look at it they did in fact win the match; however, what did they really win within the grand scheme of things? What? Bragging rights for the first time against legitimate competition? What that they couldn't put away the likes of myself, Cable, Page or Hunter? Yeah, that worth talking about isn't it?"
The screen goes black.
VOICE OVER- "With the final edition of Monday Night Brawl behind us all attention shifts towards the University of Phoenix, Arizona, site of Wrestle Wars Eleven."
Camera fades in as we see Tristan's seated upper body shot in front of a Wrestle Wars Eleven backdrop in a white v-neck t-shirt.
TRISTAN SLATER- "Wrestle Wars week is unbelievable."
There's a shot of an autograph signing featuring featuring Tristan Slater and John Cable that see's lines wrapped throughout the building and out the doors and up sidewalks before fading to John and Tristan signing as Tristan's voice is heard.
TRISTAN SLATER- "You don't really know just how invested fans truly are until you meet people from other countries showing up at signing and going ape shit just to get within feet of you, shake your hand or grab a photo opp. It's a huge moment for them because to them you are who they pay to see."
Tristan and John are shown meeting many fans, taking some pictures throughout the city of Phoenix at various media appearances as Tristan's voice is heard once again.
TRISTAN SLATER- "You're all over the city doing different media appearances..."
There's a shot of Tristan sitting in a DJ booth of 94.5 laughing and cutting up with the host as the World Title is draped over his shoulder.
TRISTAN SLATER- "Being able to do this with John has been nothing short of amazing. He's a world class guy with world class talent and we're both walking into the biggest show of the year looking to break that glass ceiling and defy all odds to accomplish the goals that we're going to attain."
We see shots of John and Tristan working out in a private gym flashing across the screen as Tristan continues.
TRISTAN SLATER- "That's how important this is and that's how much is riding on this. For months we've talked about how fucking good we are and now is the time for us to back it up collectively as the Glorious New Breed."
A shot of the Glorious New Breed defeating The Extinction from a past edition of Monday Night Brawl is shown.
TRISTAN SLATER- "We've literally beaten everyone that's been put in front of us. Name the talents and we've beaten them. People question just how good of a team we are considering I'm running with the World Title."
Tristan Slater standing opposite Paul Frost for the World Title is shown as we continue to hear his voice.
TRISTAN SLATER- "Being the WGWF World Heavyweight Champion hasn't changed me or who I am because I am still the egotistical prick I always have been it just happens on this side of the coin the fans agree with the course that I am taking."
The screen once again fades back to Tristan in front of the Wrestle Wars Eleven back drop.
TRISTAN SLATER- "Being inducted into the WGWF Hall of Fame means everything to me."
The scene fades into the following video package.
We fade back into the shot of Tristan sitting in front of the Wrestle Wars Eleven back drop.
TRISTAN SLATER- "And to be inducted by one of my best friends only makes it that much sweeter."
Camera's cut back to a shot of Tristan and John goofing around backstage at a random Brawl taping as we hear Tristan's voice.
TRISTAN SLATER- "The WGWF Hall of Fame only inducts members that have contributed in front of and behind the scenes. Originally I thought perhaps it was a little to eary until I sat back and really put some thought into my WGWF career."
The shot of Tristan hoisting up the WGWF Television Championship is shown.
TRISTAN SLATER- "From winning the Television Championship..."
The shot of Tristan on crutches as he's forced to vacate the Television Championship is shown.
TRISTAN SLATER- "Having to vacate it due to injury before Wrestle Wars Nine."
Tristan delivering the Glorious Flip Piledriver to Vega$ and capturing the Intercontinental Championship is shown.
TRISTAN SLATER- "Winning he IC Title and being the only IC Champion since this company rebooted while the world belt was passed around from person to person like a cheap whore working the Las Vegas Strip."
Shots of the vicious beating at the 2017 West Coast Rumble by Paul Frost and the Extinction are shown.
TRISTAN SLATER- "Being jumped MANY times by the Extinction."
The ever Glorious moment in which all became right with the world when Tristan defeated Paul Frost a mere TWO weeks after he was handed the title at the West Coast Rumble is shown.
TRISTAN SLATER- "I've made Paul Frost my bitch and took the World Title and in the process became the only legitimate DUEL World and Intercontinental Champion in history."
Tristan successfully defending the Intercontinental Championship while being the World Heavyweight Champion is shown.
TRISTAN SLATER- "The only man to defend the IC Title while being the World Heavyweight Champion."
The scene cuts back to Tristan in front of the Wrestle Wars Eleven back drop.
TRISTAN SLATER- "I've been doing big things for a long, long time and when I walk out on to that Hall of Fame stage it isn't about Wrestle Wars, it isn't about Paul Frost or MDK... It is about me accepting the nomination and taking my rightful spot in the WGWF Hall of Fame. For the first time in history there's going to be a Triple Threat match featuring THREE CURRENT Hall of Fame'ers; if you got back to Wrestle Wars Five neither Nick or Hunter where in the Hall of Fame at that time."
I've seen Nick Ryan looming around so I felt I needed to be specific before he goes off on a rant.
TRISTAN SLATER- "I'm sure my opponents are going to verbally attack this moment; perhaps only because it's one of the only things they've got. In turn I'll simply say that if either of you don't think I deserve this moment I pose but ONE question to you both, how many Wrestle Wars have you entered as the World Heavyweight Champion?"
Tristan holds up his right hand forming a zero with his fingers towards the camera before lowering it off screen while stating.
TRISTAN SLATER- "Zero. Taking my rightful place inside the Hall of Fame is going to be a great moment; the best moment will come at Wrestle Wars Eleven."
The screen goes dark.
VOICE OVER- "With the Glorious Road to Wrestle Wars complete all eyes shift towards the University of Phoenix eagerly awaiting this historic showdown.
Clips of Paul Frost flash across the screen from his start in the company through the present as Tristan's voice is heard.
TRISTAN SLATER- "Paul Frost is a leach that's done nothing to be placed in a match of this caliber. His involvement doesn't do anything but water down the real attraction that is Slater and MDK."
The scene fades back to the shot of Tristan sitting in front of the Wrestle Wars back drop.
TRISTAN SLATER- "How did he even get here? He has a rematch for a title that he didn't earn. He walked in the doors, bypassed everyone by intentionally interjecting himself in feud, snuck in the backdoor to get a title shot and was handed a World Title only to lose it in two weeks to me. Surely I'm not the only one that see's how retarded that sounds; but he's here and I have to deal with him."
The closing moments from Frost versus Slater once again plays. It's the moment in which Paul's arm snapped and the referee called for the bell as we hear Tristan's voice.
TRISTAN SLATER- "Paul might say he's justified because he didn't technically give up; he's right. He didn't give up, his body did. Paul might be walking into this a little perky because MDK will be at his side but he's also shitting his pants because if I isolate him he's fucked!"
The screen goes dark once again before highlights of MDK's WGWF career start to flash across the screen as we here Tristan's voice.
TRISTAN SLATER- "At least MDK brings some credibility to the table as far as name sake goes and it actually looked at as a viable contender for the World Title. People can question his motives for aligning with Paul Frost and The Extinction but I don't have to ask the question that I already have the answer too."
The scene cuts back to the shot of Tristan.
TRISTAN SLATER- "MDK knows he's bitten off way more than he can chew when it comes to me."
The scene cuts to the clip of Tristan Slater dropping MDK with one punch the very first time they shared the ring on Monday Night Brawl.
TRISTAN SLATER- "MDK walked out on to my celebration stage and tried to get in my head; it was cute but was a weak attempt. My counter was knocking him on his ass and boy did he run away pretty quickly."
We return to the shot of Tristan.
TRISTAN SLATER- "MDK is nothing more than someone that believes his own hype but ultimately isn't near as big or bad as he thinks he is."
Tristan states directly into the camera with a calm yet serious tone which only continues with each word passed.
TRISTAN SLATER- "Yeah he was an Internet Champion, he was an Intercontinental Champion and he did a fair job on that tier but his ONLY World Title reign saw him win the belt and lose it within thirty days. The guy has wrestled a whopping five time in the WGWF since then; and while he might have been active in other companies those companies aren't the WGWF and the WGWF is all that fucking matters! In the WGWF he's no better than Paul Frost when it comes to being a World Champion when you consider they can win it... They just can't retain it."
The screen goes black...
VOICE OVER- "When it comes to defying the odds it's never been more evident that this isn't the first time the odds have been stacked against Tristan Slater. He's spent the last seven weeks in preparations for what lies ahead of him on the grandest stage of them all."
We fade back in with the shot of Tristan.
TRISTAN SLATER- "When people talk about this match the one thing that always seems to come up are how stacked the deck is against me which is usually followed with one of two things; the first, how am I going to win? Or what can I do to even the playing field."
Tristan gazes into the camera with his piercing blue eyes.
TRISTAN SLATER- "When you hear Paul and MDK talk this is all simply a formality. They're so sure of themselves that collectively they can defeat me and take away the World Heavyweight Championship. It's funny when you sit back and think about it because you got two guys here that will profess to the world that they're a God or that they're superior. How can anyone with common sense buy into any of that when I've already thrashed a God and the man that is "superior" was to chicken shit to stand in the ring with me one on one? This isn't my first rodeo and certainly not the first time my back has been against the wall, but it's when I find myself in this position that I seem to thrive even more. It's moments like these that I am built for and it's moments like these that will silence all the critics while it will establish me once again as THE guy."
Tristan pauses for a few moments as he gathers his thoughts before he continues.
TRISTAN SLATER- "I'll be the first to admit that I've got an uphill battle with the involvement of MDK, not so much with Paul. I know that I'm going to have to bring myself to a completely different level; but let me tell everyone this... They might be calling this a glorified handicap match... I never walk alone. I'm going to have nearly one hundred thousand people jam packed at the University of Phoenix. You can never discount the fans and what they bring to the table. They will carry me, they will uplift me, they will give me the strength when I'm beaten down to rise up and continue to fight! Alone? Never."
Tristan takes another pause before he continues.
TRISTAN SLATER- "The Glorious Breeders are going to rejoice around the world as I do what neither Paul nor MDK can do... Retain a World Title."
Tristan removes the microphone from his shirt and drops it to the floor before getting up and exiting leaving the camera solely focused on the Wrestle Wars Eleven backdrop as the scene cuts to static.
A GLORIOUS PROMO:
This has been one of the most unpredictable Wrestle Wars seasons in this companies history when you sit back and think about the WGWF World Heavyweight Championship, wouldn't you say? I mean we all knew that I would be walking into the biggest show of the year wearing the World Title the mere moment it was announced that I would challenge either Paul Frost or Nathan Miles immediately following the West Coast Rumble Pay-Per-View so that wasn't a major shock or surprise; however, something I didn't expect was to be dealing with two insignificant shitstains as opposed to just one. Something else I didn't expect is how we've actually gotten to where we've gotten in order for this Triple Threat to take place. Throughout this entire ordeal I've opted to remain silent when it comes to my counterparts for this upcoming event; not because I don't have a lot to say but because it packs more of a punch when you're not rehashing the same things over and over again... Right MDK?
So let me go on record now by informing you all that nobody involved in this upcoming battle is looking forward to it MORE than I am because to me a successful defense only further establishes me as THE man to beat and establishes me as the greatest World Heavyweight Champion since this federation relaunched a little over a year ago. When I won this title I told the world that the days of hot potatoe are over, I told the world that unlike Kyle Shane, Mic Ferrari and Nathan Miles that I wouldn't abandon the federation leaving it in complete disarray. I told Paul Frost that he wasn't good enough to carry the weight of the world on his shoulders and since winning the title I've established this title back to being THE title that matters!
... And that's exactly what I've done.
With all roads now pointing to Wrestle Wars every one on the roster is looking to make a Wrestle Wars moment. If it's Paul or MDK they're looking to solidify themselves once again as major players by taking away something I've fought and clawed for years to get my hands on... And to that I simply say that everyone can dream. The sheer notion that anyone other than the "Glorious" Tristan Slater leaving with the gold around their waist is nothing more than a pipe dream because I am the only legitimate Champion in this entire goddamn match.
... Oh but Tristan that's such a BOLD statement to make. How can you make such a claim when both MDK and Frosty have held that very title themselves at some point in time or another? And that's a fantastical question which I can provide an extremely accurate answer too. In order to do that we must first take a trip back in time when YOUR 2017 West Coast Rumble Winner actually stood in the same ring as me and professed that I was nothing more than a Transitional Champion. Remember that? I do because John and I had some good laughs at it over the last several months when you take into consideration that BOTH of my opponents CAN win a World Title here in the WGWF yet NEITHER one of them can manage to retain it! What exactly is that? That's the definition of the words "transitional champion". You see ladies and gentleman in my ONE reign as World Heavyweight Champion I've already done more than either Paul or MDK has EVER done in their title reigns COMBINED by actually SUCCESSFULLY defending the World Heavyweight Champion against the one man that's taken the title away from BOTH of you at some point throughout your career, Chris Page. When I step to both of you with being a better Champion and the ONLY Champion involved that matters it isn't being said for the sake of saying it or because it sounds cool... It's being said because it's the fucking truth! As you two are clearly aware of it's EASY to win a title... But something else you're all too familiar with rests with just how hard it is to retain it. Do you know someone who has experience in not only winning but retaining World Titles? Do you? No seriously I'm asking you because if neither of you have done you homework like I have over the last several months you're sorely FUCKED in every sense of the word because the answer to that fundamentally simply question is "GLORIOUS" Tristan Slater!
Side bar- Ladies and Gentleman what you just witnessed was just the first of many, many jabs that are going the be thrown throughout this promo that will all lead to that knock out shot that will put my opponents on their asses seeing Goddamn stars circling around there heads.
I digress.
Now when you look at this Main Event on paper there's absolutely no way I should leave with the World Title around my waist for a plethora of reasons but perhaps the one that strikes out the most rests with how this isn't a usual Triple Threat affair in which you'll see fast friends being made for the benefit of the parties involved. What I mean by that is usually you'd see something like MDK and Frost gang up on me before going at it themselves or you might see Paul and myself double up on MDK to remove his from the equation before going at it to see who the better man is, and of course we all know I am, More on that later. In this instance my opponents happen to run within the ranks of the Extinction, and I guess they both lead it? I don't know and more importantly I don't really care because my point in this is I'm looking at both Paul and MDK working collectively throughout the entire contest to make sure ONE of them leaves with the World Title.
How can I possibly counteract any of that?
The simple answer is I can't.
However with every problem there comes a solution and the solution to this equation isn't that hard to grasp when you sit back and think about it. One of the many things I have over my opponents is a brain that functions and problem solving is kind of my thing. I know going in that I am going to have to weather the storm and wait for that one moment to present it self for me to take advantage of. I'm a patient man in that regard and I don't mind taking several shots just to land the one that fucking matters... And it helps that I'm a tough little bastard too as my wars within this and other promotions will clearly support. I've prepared myself for this one moment in time, I've trained by taking beating after beating after beating at the hands of the Extinction and yet I'm still standing right here with the WGWF World Heavyweight Championship on my mantle. What do either of you have? What can either of you say? What? That you're going to kick my ass? Bro no offense but BOTH of you have been trying to do that for two months and yet I'm standing here unscathed and walking into the single biggest show of the fucking year at more than one hundred percent. What weight is that going to hold? That's kind of what I thought too. What I'm getting at rests with how I've already taken their best shots and their best wasn't good enough to keep me down then so under what fucking logic does it makes any sense for me to believe it's going to be good enough come Wrestle Wars? While I can safely say I know what to expect out of THEM they have NO CLUE what to expect out of me. Think about that for a second. I am the combustible element if there ever was one for no other reason because I am that unpredictable. If anyone thinks that I don't have a plan and a course of action in mind you're setting yourselves up for a disappointment only rivaled by Paul Frost or MDK title reign.
Side Bar- Ladies and gentleman what you've just witnessed was more of a stiff jab at my opponents credibility as World Champions. That one packed a bit more of a punch and they're only going to get stiffer as we go. Both of my opponents lack the skill set or ability to actually stand in the center of the ring one on one and leave with a victory. It's simply just not going to happen much like it's not going to happen at Wrestle Wars either. There's no coming back from either of you if I leave with the title. You can't save face because off all the pointless bullshit you've spoken time after time after time. It will truly be the extinction of the extinction.
I digress again.
So let's dive a little more in depth on my opponents individually because I know that is what each and everyone of you are tuning in for to begin with. I figure we might as well start with the easiest target, yep! You guessed it! Paul Frost. Paul, Paul, Paul... Bro you're like that clinging girlfriend you're embarrassed to take to family functions.
I'm serious.
I'm not going to waste my time talking about how easy it's been to swat you and your attacks off without so much as breaking a sweat, I'm not going to waste my time recounting the times I've actually pinned your shoulders to the mat or snapped arms like twigs. Instead I'm going to do something that not even you would expect.
... I'm going to thank you.
That's right, Paul. Thank you. Thank you for riding my coat tails to the Main Event of Wrestle Wars. Thank you for leaching off my Gloriousness and thank you for inserting yourself in said Main Event because that makes you the weakest link; that makes you my bitch. I don't even think you quite realize how easy you've just made my night! Why would I focus the brunt of my offensive assault on MDK when I don't even have to beat him and we ALL know you sure as shit can't defeat me! Sorry about your luck MDK. In all seriousness I'm not going to lose my shit on you over being crucified because while I don't really know what it's like to be picked on throughout my entire career for being nothing more than opportunistic I do understand just how extreme you needed to go to make yourself relevant against the same dude that mopped the floor with you and took your title in the process. Guy's like me don't have to strive for the spotlight it simply comes natural while guy's like you have to over compensate just to remotely be taken seriously. News Flash; it didn't work as I still don't take you seriously. Hell the New People System have a better chance of winning Tag Team Turmoil than you do at beating me for the title; that's a fact, albeit a sad fact.
This might be a game to you, Paul... But it's far from one to me. I pride myself on being the goddamn best of the best, the cream of the crop, THE measuring stick when on any companies roster while you only care about yourself and what other people can do for you that suits your purpose; again opportunistic. Something that I don't and can't wrap my mind around is how your involvement is going to guarantee MDK a victory? The mere thought of you passing on a chance to walk out of the single biggest show in the WGWF history just screams bullshit. Your ego won't allow it; but then your true colors are going to be shown to MDK now aren't they? The colors that I've known have been there since day one and those colors are the ones that can give zero fucks about MDK and that you have know intentions of making sure he leaves with the title; your intentions are that you do. Playing second fiddle hasn't ever really been your thing, has it? The mere thought of someone overshadowing you eats you up inside and eventually it's going to explode. The fact that MDK is playing you just like you are playing him is fucking hilarious. So Paul you'll try and spit some good game and you'll give it your best shot you'll once again be reminded that your best will never be good enough to come close to beating me at my worst. You're the Circa in this equation, put up a decent fight but ends up being the fall guy. What's crazy to me is how you can possibly think your involvement in this Main Event adds any substance to it whatsoever. If anything your involvement waters it down from what the attraction should be. Regardless of what you do on Brawl telecasts or Pay-Per-Views doesn't change the fact that you still and always will simply suck. The definition of crazy is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result; well every time you step to legitimate talent you get served yet you keep on coming. You sir are crazy as fuck. Well this time I'm going to make sure I leave you in the dust because when I beat you to once again do something that you can not; retain the title, I'm done with you. You bring nothing to the table and are nothing more than a afterthought. I know it kills you to be force fed the truth but in this instance the truth is relatively simple. Paul Frost equals weak link.
I will say this Paul, throughout that extremely long and winded promo at least there is one silver lining that you've finally come to terms with. Your proper place in this business. It was good to hear you say that you're not man enough to carry a company on his back, it was good to hear you admit that you're weak when it comes to taking the ball and running with it, it was GLORIOUS music to my ears to hear you humble yourself... Because reality has set in with you, hasn't it? The bitter pill to swallow has finally made its way down your throat, the very throat that's fought for so long not to give into reality gave out and down the hatch it went. That's right Paul, you're not worthy of carrying a company which is why you stand in the position you stand in now... Undeserving challenger.
Your legacy has already been shit all over and there's no going back.
You can try to relive or reinvent your glory days but those days are long past in your rearview. You can continue to try and pass your complex as if it's something legitimate and even that falls of deaf ears. You might consider yourself a God, you might lead the cult known as Extinction and while they'll listen and carry your dead weight it's only a matter of time before they stop drinking the kool-aid and see things as they truly are. Oh; and by the way... How did Velvet taste after her heart skipped a beat and she melted in my hands on Brawl? Just asking.
Now that the light work is out of the way let's talk about the man that actually matters, the man that is scared so shitless he NEEDS to have an advantage in order to make this remotely close.
MDK.
Actually... Fuck that, you're not an acronym. You're Danny.
You're mere mortal man that is every bit as beatable as anyone else. You've got a lot of people fooled since you decided to enter the West Coast Rumble as most people might even tremble in fear at the mere sight of your presence. Well, I'm not most people and there's absolutely nothing to fear out of you other than some stank ass breath that flows out of that cocksucker each and every time you open it. While you've been choking on the tip of Paul's dick since your return I've actually been in the ring on a weekly basis winning World Titles, successfully defending World Titles, successfully defending Intercontinental Titles while kicking any and everyone's ass that has stepped in front of my path.
For over thirteen months my shoulders haven't touched the mat for a three count, for over thirteen months I've not mutter the words "I Quit" or been put in a position where I've had no choice but to tap out. And while I've made mention of this several times the point needs to be driven home that I am every bit as good as I profess myself to be while you on the other hand are NOWHERE near as good as you once was. You're not as crisp as you were and you're damn sure not as witty as you think you are either. It's actually quite pathetic if you really sit back and think on it because in a way you're in the same boat as Paul Frost in that regard as you desperately want to be taken so seriously yet sitting on the side lines throughout part of this build to Wrestle Wars and collecting an easy paycheck certain does you absolutely no favors.
You've already made a crucial mistake, son.
You've underestimated me.
You've underestimated me since the first day you step foot in the same ring as me. Do you remember that? You didn't step to me with respect, you stepped to me like an egotistical prick. What happened? I punched that British face with one shot and sent you packing. No intimidation. No fear. That's how I roll. I'm not going to lie bro... I am a little bummed you let Paul in on this because the idea of you and I going one on one sounds way more enticing; but in the same token the one thing that you think is going to give you the edge is going to be the very thing that cemented your downfall because I don't have to beat you, I can beat him... Again, but I understand your logic to a degree. Get someone else involved, perhaps use them to do some dirty work and when the moment strikes you pick up the pieces, and on paper that looks like a REALLY good plan... Until you picked Paul Frost as your patsy, a guy that has a track record for choking under pressure when a World Title is involved.
More importantly what does that say about you?
What? Not confident enough in your own abilities anymore that you've reduced yourself to where you are just to get another World Title? You already know how this plays out if that is in fact the case; I exercise my rematch and once again prove to the world that you're nothing more than a Hall of Fame choke artist who can't retain the WGWF World Title if his life fucking depended on it. So please, please keep underestimating and insulting my intelligence because I see right through you and Paul and will establish that when I do what neither one of you think I can do... Defeat you.
I know I am walking into that proverbial lion's den and both of you have got to be licking your chops.
Well I know a thing or two about surviving.
I know a thing or two about defying the odds.
I know a thing or two about being a legitimate WGWF World Heavyweight Champion while you can't hold my goddamn jock! The single biggest thing that I am looking forward to the most is beating you at your own game. While you will walk to that ring under the delusion that you've gotten an advantage, while you pretend that I'm not as Glorious as I proclaim to be, while you pretend I'm not a threat... I'm going to show you first hand. This is a high profile deal for me because a victory further solidifies me as legitimate while you will continue to be looked at as transitional. Well they say he who laughs last laughs loudest and if that truly is the case than I guess I will be the one laughing loudest as I find a way to get it done one more time on the grandest stage of them all while involved in a match that has the "odds" firmly stacked against me... And when I do leave Wrestle Wars Eleven STILL the WGWF World Heavyweight Champion I'll have two more successful title reigns than either of you combined.
All roads have lead all three of us to this point.
This stage.
The stakes couldn't be any higher for all three of us involved.
This is my element.
It's where I survive.
Don't think for one second I don't have an equalizer in place. I've carefully thought through this entire deal and have put a plan in place that will in sure that not only do I leave Wrestle Wars Eleven STILL the WGWF World Heavyweight Champion,,, But it will embarrass the both of you and expose you for the fools that you truly are.
That... Ladies and gentleman isn't a good thing.
It's a "GLORIOUS" thing.
.. Oh shit, before I forget and simply because I can. Alyce Starchylde; can someone please, please put this bitch in her place? Tell me you saw her attempts to chop down John Cable while confusing him for Sebastian St. Paul. News Flash cunt, St. Paul was Citizen Truth not The Glorious Mandingo Man Beast. Or how about how she is so stupid she doesn't even know the structure of the tournament she's competing in! Bitch I'm not involved and I grasped the concept of three singles matches leading to a Ladder Match with the winners and NOT a night of Ladders you ignorant twat! Or how about how I am a World Champion and a mid card talent.
... Run my list; XWF United States Champion, XWF Xtreme Champion, XWF World Heavyweight Champion times three, WGWF Television Champion, WGWF Intercontinental Champion, WGWF World Heavyweight Champion, the only duel World and Intercontinental Champion in the WGWF's history, soon to be WGWF Hall of Fame'er... Mid card talent? Listen up you still stank hoe; you go back to getting dropped by Jamie O'Hara while I continue to Main Event the biggest show of the year. Do yourself a favor and keep my name out of your mouth before you suffer the same fate as Velvet... A GLorious Lip Lock and you'll be down for the count. Yes, yes it's truly that Glorious time of the year and it's about time for the talking to end, clock in and go to fucking work. I am walking in as the underdog... But I'll be walking out STILL the WGWF World Heavyweight Champion!