YOU SPENT 30K ON SHIRTS, A SURFBOARD AND VAN?!?!
Apr 30, 2017 15:44:56 GMT -5
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Post by Andy Johnson Page on Apr 30, 2017 15:44:56 GMT -5
~*~Our scene opens up in a downtown Phoenix hotel. The camera pans around the city streets to see many WGWF Wrestle Wars advertisements everywhere. Many people in the streets are wearing WGWF shirts of their favourite wrestlers. The camera goes into the hotel and the hotel is also decked out in WGWF gear as well. There’s a life size cardboard cut out of all three men in the main event in the lobby. The camera quickly gets into the elevator and goes up some floors, it stops. The camera looks to the left and the right and finally Andy Johnson comes into view at his door with his best friend Terry. He looks over and sees the camera and gives the camera a thumbs up.~*~
Andy: Hey guys whats up?! Isn’t this city amazing?!
Terry: It’s still kinda weird seeing huge pictures of you everywhere.
Andy: Terry… I’m kind of a big deal….
Terry: Shut up man…
~*~ Andy opens up the room door and they walk in. Andy’s mouth drops as this is the nicest hotel room he’s ever seen. The WGWF has spared no expense on this one! There’s a city view, mini bar, two king size beds. Andy quickly drops his bags and jumps up onto the bed. He starts to jump up and down on the bed like the kid that he is. Terry puts his stuff down and sits at the office desk. He sees a letter on the table. He gives it a quick look over.~*~
Terry: There’s a letter and a credit card here from CCP, Andy.
~*~ Andy hops off the bed and grabs the letter from Terry.~*~
Andy: Dear Andy… Welcome to the Wrestle Wars insanity! There’s a lot of stuff going on this week for all of us! I know you have the biggest match of your life ahead of you… but try to enjoy this moment! This isn’t another Brawl… This is Wrestle Wars! The biggest and most important show in all of the WGWF…. Everything is bigger on this stage, the lights are brighter, the entrances are spectacular, and the fans are diehard fans just like you were growing up… So with that being said…. For the love of god!! Please take this credit card and go out…. And buy yourself some respectable wrestling gear! Can’t have you looking like a bum off the streets! And please!!!! No HeadBands!!!!!
~*~ Andy puts the letter down and chuckles to himself a little bit.~*~
Andy: Oh there will be a headband Page!
Terry: He does have a point Andy. You’ve kinda been literally wrestling in your tighty whities for ohhhh I don’t know…. Since day one you started here.
Andy: They are comfortable… They are aerodynamic and…..
Terry: You’ve got nothing.
Andy: I’ve got nothing.
Terry: At least it’s free!
Andy: Yeah that’s true. I guess it’s time to retire the attire.
Terry: I’d burn them actually. I don’t think you ever washed those nasty red underwear after wrestling…
Andy: You don’t wash lucky underwear Terry. You just don’t!
~*~ The scene fades to black as Andy and Terry exit the room with credit card in hand.~*~
~*~ Our scene reopens shortly with Andy and Terry entering what looks like a second hand store. The camera catches up with them as Andy is browsing through some clothes.~*~
Terry: I don’t think this is what Page had in mind man…
Andy: I read the letter Terry… I am good at reading between the lines. The costume part was just a gag. Yes I will get some new gear just to be safe, but what he really wants is for me to put on a really kick ass entrance at Wrestle Wars… It even said that in the letter.
Terry: It said the entrances were spectacular… It doesn’t mean that yours has to be.
Andy: No Terry… Mine is going to be spectacular…. I’ve got a vision and I’m going to go with it… It’s going to be…. I hate to steal the word from Tristan Slater but….. GLORIOUS!!!
Terry: Pretty sure Chris said this money was for in ring gear. You know like, wrestling boots, knee pads, elbow pads and maybe some actual tights…
Andy: An everyday normal guy wouldn't wrestle in that stuff. And I am a everyday normal guy! But I’m not going to have an everyday normal entrance! Like Page said… I’m a diehard fan and should have a cool entrance!!
Terry: Not what is said but you do whatever you want man…
Andy: Good! Now if you’ll excuse me! I have business to attend to!
~*~ Andy walks over to a table and starts to pick up plain blue t-shirts of different shades, many different shades of blue! Andy starts to carry them up to the cash. He puts them down on the counter and goes back and forth several times until he has potentially hundreds of T-shirts in a variety of blue. The clerk looks at the growing mountain of T-shirts and starts to ring them up.~*~
Clerk: Ummmm… Would you like a bag for all of these. I don’t think we will have enough for you…
Andy: No no. I’d like to buy three shopping carts from you to put them in.
Clerk: Alright….
Andy: I’m sparring no expense!
Clerk: So with all the T-shirts, the three shopping carts that’ll be $6500 dollars please!
Terry: Page is going to kill you…
Andy: He said….
Terry: We both know thats a lie…
~*~ Andy hands over the credit card, the clerk swipes it as Andy loads all the shirts into the shopping carts. Andy pulls the carts through the store and outside. Andy leads Terry and the three carts full of shirts across the street to “Henry’s Custom T-shirts Store” Andy walks in and once again goes right up to the cash where the owner himself Henry is working the cash.~*~
Henry: Hello gentlemen. How can I help you today?
Andy: I have a really important event coming up and I need about 250 T-shirts made…
Henry: We can definitely do that for you sir. I see you all ready have purchased the t-shirts. What would you like written on them and when do you need it done by.
Andy: Great! On all the shirts I would like in big bold letters… #TEAMANDYJOHNSON written on them in white!
Henry: Excellent! That can be done. We should have them done in two to three weeks.
Andy: Whoa whoa! I came to Henry’s Custom T-shirts because the word around town is that you guys are the best!
Henry: We are!
Andy: Great! Because I need that order by the end of the day.
Henry: That’s impossible sir!
Andy: I will pay triple price!
Henry: That’s possible then sir! I’ll have them done in no time at all!
Andy: Best store in town!!
Henry: So it’s 19.95 per logo on the shirt, so three times that is 59.85 a shirt. So times 250… Is….. $14 962!
Terry: I’m going to puke.
Andy: Me too when you see my entrance!
~*~ Andy hands over the credit card as Henry smiles.~*~
Henry: Come back in a bit and your shirts will be done.
Andy: I see you have a surfboard in the corner…. How much?
Henry: It’s not for sale.
Andy: I’ll give you $15 000 for it!
Henry: Sold!!!
Terry: You are a terrible negotiator!
~*~ Andy pays for that as well and leaves the store. ~*~
Andy: Hmmmmmm. Going to need a van to get all this shit to the arena.
Terry: Pretty sure that WGWF could get you a van…
Andy: Hmmmmmm. No, I’ll just buy an old van and then sell it later to make the money back. Everything is booked up by the office. This will save them a head ache. Now where the hell am I going to find a van around here….
~*~ Andy starts to look around the landscape… Andy starts to walk. He sees an old 1988 Dodge Caravan down a side street. Andy walks up to it. He gives it the look around. Andy knocks on the side window and the sliding door opens minutes later.~*~
Man: What the hell do you want?
Andy: Hello sir! How much would you like for the van?
Man: This isn’t my van! This is my home god damn it!
Andy: Sick pad man!! I really want this van and I can make it worth your while!
Man: I’m listening!!
Andy: How about I borrow it from you for a few days! I’ll set you up in a sweet hotel with me and my buddy here. You’ll have access to a bath, mini bar, a bed and a swimming pool!!
Man: That’s a pretty good deal! I’m in!
Andy: Perfect!
~*~ Andy gets into the van and fires it up as our scene fades to black.~*~
~*~ The next scene opens up in the parking garage of University of Phoenix Stadium. Chris Page is seen waiting around in the parking lot. The 1988 Dodge Caravan comes into view as it comes down the parking ramp. It parks.~*~
Chris: What the…
~*~ Andy gets out of the drivers side door and Terry the passenger side door.~*~
Chris: I thought I sent a real van to pick you two up.
Andy: We found another ride.
Terry: I don’t know if leaving that homeless guy in our hotel room was the best idea Andy…
Chris: Homeless guy?
Andy: Don’t worry about that stuff Chris… Thanks for the letter! Really got me fired up for the event!
Chris: Good. Now did you go out and get new gear for the show…
Andy: I got some gear. Come check it out!
Chris: Great!
~*~ Andy walks to the back of the van and opens up the trunk and some of the blue shirts spill out onto the ground and onto Page’s feet. He looks in the van and starts to rummage through, holding up a shirt every once and a while. He pulls out the surf board that was wedged in the back as well.~*~
Chris: All this stuff….Is for what? I see a lot of t-shirts, a surfboard and that’s it…
Andy: Don’t forget the van!
Chris: I’m not sure I follow…
Andy: This is stuff for my kick ass entrance for Wrestle Wars! You were just goofing about the gear. I really got that you wanted my entrance for my first Wrestle War to be a grand one! So I spared no expense to make my vision work…
Chris: No… I wanted to you get real gear. That’s what the letter said! I’m trying to put this all together. T-shirts, a surfboard and a van… How much money did you blow on all this stuff!!!!!!
Andy: Not that much…
Chris: Whats not that much!?!
Andy: Like 30K but the van was free pretty much.
Chris: THIRTY THOUSAND DOLLARS!!!!! THERES A BUNCH OF T-SHIRTS AND A SURFBOARD!!!
Andy: The van was pretty much free though. Just had to let a hobo stay at the hotel you put us up in for a couple of days.
~*~ Chris Page is fuming! Andy hands a Page a T-shirt. Andy puts one on. A white limo pulls into the yard. Tristan Slater steps out of the limo.~*~
Chris: I’m going to kill you Andy!!
Slater: Whoa whoa! Calm down Page! Dude has to kill Flash Rotten tomorrow!
Chris: You stay out of this!
Andy: Sorry Tristan. Chris is just a little heated that I dropped 30K on T-shirts, a surfboard and a van that was pretty much free for my bad ass entrance tomorrow!
Slater: Everyone has to have a bad ass entrance at Wrestle Wars…
Chris: Don’t encourage him!
Slater: I’m not! I know we don’t see eye to eye Page. But let the kid have a kick ass entrance. I for one, am excited to see what this could possibly look like!
Chris: Ugh!
~*~ Chris Page throws his hands up in the air and storms off as Andy hands Tristan Slater one of the many blue #TEAMANDYJOHNSON shirts as our scene fades to black.~*~
Andy: Hey guys whats up?! Isn’t this city amazing?!
Terry: It’s still kinda weird seeing huge pictures of you everywhere.
Andy: Terry… I’m kind of a big deal….
Terry: Shut up man…
~*~ Andy opens up the room door and they walk in. Andy’s mouth drops as this is the nicest hotel room he’s ever seen. The WGWF has spared no expense on this one! There’s a city view, mini bar, two king size beds. Andy quickly drops his bags and jumps up onto the bed. He starts to jump up and down on the bed like the kid that he is. Terry puts his stuff down and sits at the office desk. He sees a letter on the table. He gives it a quick look over.~*~
Terry: There’s a letter and a credit card here from CCP, Andy.
~*~ Andy hops off the bed and grabs the letter from Terry.~*~
Andy: Dear Andy… Welcome to the Wrestle Wars insanity! There’s a lot of stuff going on this week for all of us! I know you have the biggest match of your life ahead of you… but try to enjoy this moment! This isn’t another Brawl… This is Wrestle Wars! The biggest and most important show in all of the WGWF…. Everything is bigger on this stage, the lights are brighter, the entrances are spectacular, and the fans are diehard fans just like you were growing up… So with that being said…. For the love of god!! Please take this credit card and go out…. And buy yourself some respectable wrestling gear! Can’t have you looking like a bum off the streets! And please!!!! No HeadBands!!!!!
~*~ Andy puts the letter down and chuckles to himself a little bit.~*~
Andy: Oh there will be a headband Page!
Terry: He does have a point Andy. You’ve kinda been literally wrestling in your tighty whities for ohhhh I don’t know…. Since day one you started here.
Andy: They are comfortable… They are aerodynamic and…..
Terry: You’ve got nothing.
Andy: I’ve got nothing.
Terry: At least it’s free!
Andy: Yeah that’s true. I guess it’s time to retire the attire.
Terry: I’d burn them actually. I don’t think you ever washed those nasty red underwear after wrestling…
Andy: You don’t wash lucky underwear Terry. You just don’t!
~*~ The scene fades to black as Andy and Terry exit the room with credit card in hand.~*~
~*~ Our scene reopens shortly with Andy and Terry entering what looks like a second hand store. The camera catches up with them as Andy is browsing through some clothes.~*~
Terry: I don’t think this is what Page had in mind man…
Andy: I read the letter Terry… I am good at reading between the lines. The costume part was just a gag. Yes I will get some new gear just to be safe, but what he really wants is for me to put on a really kick ass entrance at Wrestle Wars… It even said that in the letter.
Terry: It said the entrances were spectacular… It doesn’t mean that yours has to be.
Andy: No Terry… Mine is going to be spectacular…. I’ve got a vision and I’m going to go with it… It’s going to be…. I hate to steal the word from Tristan Slater but….. GLORIOUS!!!
Terry: Pretty sure Chris said this money was for in ring gear. You know like, wrestling boots, knee pads, elbow pads and maybe some actual tights…
Andy: An everyday normal guy wouldn't wrestle in that stuff. And I am a everyday normal guy! But I’m not going to have an everyday normal entrance! Like Page said… I’m a diehard fan and should have a cool entrance!!
Terry: Not what is said but you do whatever you want man…
Andy: Good! Now if you’ll excuse me! I have business to attend to!
~*~ Andy walks over to a table and starts to pick up plain blue t-shirts of different shades, many different shades of blue! Andy starts to carry them up to the cash. He puts them down on the counter and goes back and forth several times until he has potentially hundreds of T-shirts in a variety of blue. The clerk looks at the growing mountain of T-shirts and starts to ring them up.~*~
Clerk: Ummmm… Would you like a bag for all of these. I don’t think we will have enough for you…
Andy: No no. I’d like to buy three shopping carts from you to put them in.
Clerk: Alright….
Andy: I’m sparring no expense!
Clerk: So with all the T-shirts, the three shopping carts that’ll be $6500 dollars please!
Terry: Page is going to kill you…
Andy: He said….
Terry: We both know thats a lie…
~*~ Andy hands over the credit card, the clerk swipes it as Andy loads all the shirts into the shopping carts. Andy pulls the carts through the store and outside. Andy leads Terry and the three carts full of shirts across the street to “Henry’s Custom T-shirts Store” Andy walks in and once again goes right up to the cash where the owner himself Henry is working the cash.~*~
Henry: Hello gentlemen. How can I help you today?
Andy: I have a really important event coming up and I need about 250 T-shirts made…
Henry: We can definitely do that for you sir. I see you all ready have purchased the t-shirts. What would you like written on them and when do you need it done by.
Andy: Great! On all the shirts I would like in big bold letters… #TEAMANDYJOHNSON written on them in white!
Henry: Excellent! That can be done. We should have them done in two to three weeks.
Andy: Whoa whoa! I came to Henry’s Custom T-shirts because the word around town is that you guys are the best!
Henry: We are!
Andy: Great! Because I need that order by the end of the day.
Henry: That’s impossible sir!
Andy: I will pay triple price!
Henry: That’s possible then sir! I’ll have them done in no time at all!
Andy: Best store in town!!
Henry: So it’s 19.95 per logo on the shirt, so three times that is 59.85 a shirt. So times 250… Is….. $14 962!
Terry: I’m going to puke.
Andy: Me too when you see my entrance!
~*~ Andy hands over the credit card as Henry smiles.~*~
Henry: Come back in a bit and your shirts will be done.
Andy: I see you have a surfboard in the corner…. How much?
Henry: It’s not for sale.
Andy: I’ll give you $15 000 for it!
Henry: Sold!!!
Terry: You are a terrible negotiator!
~*~ Andy pays for that as well and leaves the store. ~*~
Andy: Hmmmmmm. Going to need a van to get all this shit to the arena.
Terry: Pretty sure that WGWF could get you a van…
Andy: Hmmmmmm. No, I’ll just buy an old van and then sell it later to make the money back. Everything is booked up by the office. This will save them a head ache. Now where the hell am I going to find a van around here….
~*~ Andy starts to look around the landscape… Andy starts to walk. He sees an old 1988 Dodge Caravan down a side street. Andy walks up to it. He gives it the look around. Andy knocks on the side window and the sliding door opens minutes later.~*~
Man: What the hell do you want?
Andy: Hello sir! How much would you like for the van?
Man: This isn’t my van! This is my home god damn it!
Andy: Sick pad man!! I really want this van and I can make it worth your while!
Man: I’m listening!!
Andy: How about I borrow it from you for a few days! I’ll set you up in a sweet hotel with me and my buddy here. You’ll have access to a bath, mini bar, a bed and a swimming pool!!
Man: That’s a pretty good deal! I’m in!
Andy: Perfect!
~*~ Andy gets into the van and fires it up as our scene fades to black.~*~
~*~ The next scene opens up in the parking garage of University of Phoenix Stadium. Chris Page is seen waiting around in the parking lot. The 1988 Dodge Caravan comes into view as it comes down the parking ramp. It parks.~*~
Chris: What the…
~*~ Andy gets out of the drivers side door and Terry the passenger side door.~*~
Chris: I thought I sent a real van to pick you two up.
Andy: We found another ride.
Terry: I don’t know if leaving that homeless guy in our hotel room was the best idea Andy…
Chris: Homeless guy?
Andy: Don’t worry about that stuff Chris… Thanks for the letter! Really got me fired up for the event!
Chris: Good. Now did you go out and get new gear for the show…
Andy: I got some gear. Come check it out!
Chris: Great!
~*~ Andy walks to the back of the van and opens up the trunk and some of the blue shirts spill out onto the ground and onto Page’s feet. He looks in the van and starts to rummage through, holding up a shirt every once and a while. He pulls out the surf board that was wedged in the back as well.~*~
Chris: All this stuff….Is for what? I see a lot of t-shirts, a surfboard and that’s it…
Andy: Don’t forget the van!
Chris: I’m not sure I follow…
Andy: This is stuff for my kick ass entrance for Wrestle Wars! You were just goofing about the gear. I really got that you wanted my entrance for my first Wrestle War to be a grand one! So I spared no expense to make my vision work…
Chris: No… I wanted to you get real gear. That’s what the letter said! I’m trying to put this all together. T-shirts, a surfboard and a van… How much money did you blow on all this stuff!!!!!!
Andy: Not that much…
Chris: Whats not that much!?!
Andy: Like 30K but the van was free pretty much.
Chris: THIRTY THOUSAND DOLLARS!!!!! THERES A BUNCH OF T-SHIRTS AND A SURFBOARD!!!
Andy: The van was pretty much free though. Just had to let a hobo stay at the hotel you put us up in for a couple of days.
~*~ Chris Page is fuming! Andy hands a Page a T-shirt. Andy puts one on. A white limo pulls into the yard. Tristan Slater steps out of the limo.~*~
Chris: I’m going to kill you Andy!!
Slater: Whoa whoa! Calm down Page! Dude has to kill Flash Rotten tomorrow!
Chris: You stay out of this!
Andy: Sorry Tristan. Chris is just a little heated that I dropped 30K on T-shirts, a surfboard and a van that was pretty much free for my bad ass entrance tomorrow!
Slater: Everyone has to have a bad ass entrance at Wrestle Wars…
Chris: Don’t encourage him!
Slater: I’m not! I know we don’t see eye to eye Page. But let the kid have a kick ass entrance. I for one, am excited to see what this could possibly look like!
Chris: Ugh!
~*~ Chris Page throws his hands up in the air and storms off as Andy hands Tristan Slater one of the many blue #TEAMANDYJOHNSON shirts as our scene fades to black.~*~
The Promo: Who’s your Daddy?
Wrestle Wars is just hours away! Hours away from two things that are really important to me! One is getting my job back that was taken from me! And two, finding out the identity of my father. Flash you may claim you did all of this to make me better, but what kind of sick ass human being withholds information like this over their heads? A sick, twisted one in my opinion.
We already have been across from each other in the ring before, and yes you did come out the winner, but this time there is no hiding, no cheating, nobody can come out and save your ass. This time it’s really just you and I. If I some act of god I do lose to you again… i don’t deserve to be a wrestler and I wouldn’t want to know who my dad was because I’d be too embarrassed to have him know that a piece of shit like you beat me in a wrestling match twice! You caught lightning in the bottle the first time even if it was by paying off the referee.
You have no idea how good it’s going to feel to beat the living hell out of you just to give you a small taste of the pain and torture you’ve been putting me through for the past 5 months! I can’t wait to slam a steel chair into your head, I can’t wait to make you beg to stop! I can’t wait! Its going to be Christmas come early for me to be honest. This whole time I’ve been out of action, I just haven’t been sitting around doing sweet fuck all. I’ve been working my ass off in the gym every day and night just to get better. When I’m back into the WGWF the rest of the locker room will know my name.
I maybe 0-1 against you, but there’s no way I’m walking out with a 0-1 record at Wrestle Wars. This is the place where I am going to carve out my own legacy that will be talked about for ages and ages to come! I will be the next. MR. Wrestle Wars and take my rightful place in history! And the first stepping stone to accomplishing that is you Flash…. See you tomorrow night!