Post by Edward Grado on Apr 24, 2017 16:35:09 GMT -5
Not the best in the world but it's something. Way to much going on at the moment to put a solid piece together. I do hope you enjoy it though.
Borden's Blog:
It's been a LONG time since I've said this... HIT THE MUSIC, BROTHER!
Can it possibly be true? Is AMERICANMANIA going to run wild one more time, DUDES? You bet your red and yellow asses it is, BROTHER! Many weeks back I put out an open invitation for anyone that wanted to step into the ring and feel the power of AMERICANMANIA and it went unanswered, DUDES! I can't say that I'm surprised because I haven't really done anything other than hang out in the background with the Citizen as apart of the Glorious New Breed.
But now is the time to step back into the forefront because I have been tasked with kicking of Wrestle Wars, DUDES! And that's exactly what I'm going to do, BROTHER! It seems like the powers that be are going to give me a crack at this SISTER calling herself Dutchess. Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't this the same bitch that walked out on her last match due to not being in the ring with a chick? And somehow Flash Rotten thinks that she is going to get in the ring with me?
What a joke, DUDES!
Just to cover my bases I'm going to spend a little time on the new resident princess that seems to think there's actually enough females on this roster to maintain an actual division. Have you even taken a look around to see that this federation barely has enough male talents to make the company money and the females we do have aren't so jaded to stick to their gender. How do you seriously think you are going to fare against someone like an Alyce Starchylde or a Circa or even a newbie like Velvet if you simply stand on the sidelines and refuse to make a name for yourself? Honey they would eat you up and spit you out, SISTER! It's crazy to me that you're even on the card for this event knowing that you're entirely to fragile to stand in the ring with men; but what makes this worse for you, SISTER is that not only am I a man... I'm a senior citizen that's old enough to be your grandfather and you STILL probably won't step foot through those ropes but you want to call yourself a professional wrestler? I call you a joke!
But maybe, just maybe you're going to show up because unlike on Monday Night Brawl you're not going to be stepping into the ring with another returning star; you're stepping into the ring with a former WGWF World Heavyweight Champion, a former WGWF Television Champion and a former WGWF World Tag Team Champion. That's right little one I'm what they call a grand slam Champion and perhaps someone you can actually benefit from being inside the ring with. I'm TERRY FREAKING BORDEN for Christ sakes! I'm the only national treasure this company has on the roster, SISTER! So do yourself a favor and get your head out of your vagina and do what you signed up to do, compete. Not that I am expecting you to show up the open invitational is still on in the event our princess is afraid to break a nail because I am not going to show up at Wrestle Wars just to be walked out on. Anyone within the sound of my voice that is trying to show up and get on the biggest show of the years I'll be there along with over 90,000 screamin' AMERICANMANIACS just beggin' to ask ya WHATCHA GUNNA DO! BROTHER!
Borden's Blog:
It's been a LONG time since I've said this... HIT THE MUSIC, BROTHER!
Can it possibly be true? Is AMERICANMANIA going to run wild one more time, DUDES? You bet your red and yellow asses it is, BROTHER! Many weeks back I put out an open invitation for anyone that wanted to step into the ring and feel the power of AMERICANMANIA and it went unanswered, DUDES! I can't say that I'm surprised because I haven't really done anything other than hang out in the background with the Citizen as apart of the Glorious New Breed.
But now is the time to step back into the forefront because I have been tasked with kicking of Wrestle Wars, DUDES! And that's exactly what I'm going to do, BROTHER! It seems like the powers that be are going to give me a crack at this SISTER calling herself Dutchess. Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't this the same bitch that walked out on her last match due to not being in the ring with a chick? And somehow Flash Rotten thinks that she is going to get in the ring with me?
What a joke, DUDES!
Just to cover my bases I'm going to spend a little time on the new resident princess that seems to think there's actually enough females on this roster to maintain an actual division. Have you even taken a look around to see that this federation barely has enough male talents to make the company money and the females we do have aren't so jaded to stick to their gender. How do you seriously think you are going to fare against someone like an Alyce Starchylde or a Circa or even a newbie like Velvet if you simply stand on the sidelines and refuse to make a name for yourself? Honey they would eat you up and spit you out, SISTER! It's crazy to me that you're even on the card for this event knowing that you're entirely to fragile to stand in the ring with men; but what makes this worse for you, SISTER is that not only am I a man... I'm a senior citizen that's old enough to be your grandfather and you STILL probably won't step foot through those ropes but you want to call yourself a professional wrestler? I call you a joke!
But maybe, just maybe you're going to show up because unlike on Monday Night Brawl you're not going to be stepping into the ring with another returning star; you're stepping into the ring with a former WGWF World Heavyweight Champion, a former WGWF Television Champion and a former WGWF World Tag Team Champion. That's right little one I'm what they call a grand slam Champion and perhaps someone you can actually benefit from being inside the ring with. I'm TERRY FREAKING BORDEN for Christ sakes! I'm the only national treasure this company has on the roster, SISTER! So do yourself a favor and get your head out of your vagina and do what you signed up to do, compete. Not that I am expecting you to show up the open invitational is still on in the event our princess is afraid to break a nail because I am not going to show up at Wrestle Wars just to be walked out on. Anyone within the sound of my voice that is trying to show up and get on the biggest show of the years I'll be there along with over 90,000 screamin' AMERICANMANIACS just beggin' to ask ya WHATCHA GUNNA DO! BROTHER!