Post by Frost on Feb 28, 2014 1:19:46 GMT -5
We open up to complete & utter darkness, we’re bombarded with the constant song of car doors opening & closing, engines starting & stopping. After a few agonizing minutes of this audio population we finally hear the sweet sound of humanity a male & a female voice begin to chat.
“So are we recording?”
“Just sound, I want to make sure we don’t waste…..”
“You haven’t deleted yet have you?”
“Baby, you know how much of a turn on it is to film our very own sex tape with company cameras…..”
“WAS….you mean how much of a turn on it WAS to film a sexual escaped which has now turned into…..”
“Yeah, yeah, yeah I got it alright. The footage is as good as gone, seech I just hope he isn’t as bitchy as you.”
“I’ll pretend not to be disappointed at that comment just like I still pretend I wasn’t disappointed that night you film us.”
“OUCH….low blow….but seriously is he really like he is on TV? I mean he couldn’t be, right?”
“I really have no idea but I’ll be honest I hope he continues his pattern and doesn’t show. The sheer thought of me standing so close to him with well….you know what….it just makes me sick….”
“HEY, don’t think like that. Alright! We both know if he no shows then we get no pay.”
“WAIT….look…look….I think that’s him…..start rolling”
“Okay”
But nothing happens; we are still left in the dark.
“Take the lens cap off genius….THERE….HERE HE COMES!!!!”
We’re blinded by a flood of bright light before this cameraman finally zooms into an opening in what looks like an underground parking garage. In a door way as massive amount of men & women all in business attire continue to ask questions about a company. Soon enough the sea of suits parts way allowing none other than Paul Frost to walk out.
“It’s him alright; I could smell the ass from a mile away.”
“HUSH, were recoding remember?”
Paul looking less like a man in a suit but instead looking like a man suited for a rock concert, dressed in a buttoned downed teal & white shirt with a black vest handing off his shoulders, a pair of jeans along with his Armin aviator shades to complete the look. Frost seems to wave off the sea of suits before making his way directly towards our camera crew.
“You ready?”
…….
“Yeah me neither”
“Mr. Frost….Mr. Frost….ummmm could we get a moment?”
Frost: Who in the hell are….really…..really….did I NOT answer enough of this company’s second rate question just a few days ago?
Now Paul is closer than ever to the camera, even under his shades it’s obvious his face is furious over this unannounced camera crew.
“I know it’s unannounced but this is a new show the WGWF is embarking on with our YouTube partnership. It’s called ride along and we…”
Frost: You named a show after that God-awful movie starring a slightly taller Webster?
“The name of the show isn’t that important, what is important on who we get to ride along with and….”
Frost: And you thought if you got a Hall of Famer…no…THEE Hall of Famer then maybe your ass-backward web show would get the green light. Is that about right Shamoo?
“Hey”
Frost: No hey is for horse’s buddy, what you’ve got waddling next to you is a cow not even Nick Ryan would tip over. So no more questions from the all you can eat buffet over there, you green bean…what’s the deal here…what kind of questions would you ask?
“Ummm…none…actually we just ride along for a few hours and go where you go and record whatsoever on your mind Mr. Frost”
Frost pauses for a moment
Frost: Alright since I once again receive a VERY large paycheck from your employer I’m game plus I have some personal business to tend to, so hop in.
Frost turns his head to a classic 1969 Mustang royal blue corvette, it’s obvious the car is well taken care of, it looks like it came right off the lot as of this morning. But just as the cameraman turns Frost puts out his arm to stop the producer.
Frost: No…no…no…just where do you think you’re going tubby?
“With you….”
Frost: NO…no…no…I’m not having a person who’s backside reads wide load getting in MY baby.
“But she’s pregnant”
The camera catches the reflection from Frost’s shades showing a very pregnant woman, looking more & more upset by the second.
Frost: I know that! That’s why she can’t come, no child outside or inside the womb allowed. So green bean dump the knocked up bitch and get in or you can both just well fuck off.
……..
“Just go and get some damn good footage”
“Alright, (we hear the sound of a kiss on the cheek) you got it sweetheart”
The POV is that of the cameraman climbing into the car as Frost quickly speeds out of the parking garage as we once again fade to black.
2/23/14 10:45 am
Flashes on the bottom left hand of the screen as the now ever bright southern California sun shines. As we get a quick blur of the street sign “Sunset Blvd.”, before we turn to our left as Paul continues to keep his eyes on the road.
Frost: So green bean, you got a name or what?
“Uh, Joey sir.”
Frost: Okay Joey, let me ask you a question….are you afraid of me?
Joey: Well if were being honest, a little bit.
Frost: Well don’t, I guess deep down I wanted to do this show so I could show that entire internet community which includes mothers of children and the children themselves that I’m not really a bad guy.
Sure the simple fact of the matter is I really have a personal dislike for kids, I’ll admit it. But does that make me a bad guy? After all there are people out there who hate animals, are they so bad? Heck I even heard of some people who dislike meat, vegetables and dairy….Virgins....no…umm….Vergos….no those dam hippies…Vegans…now while most think there crazy nobody calls them bad because of their lifestyle choice and me disliking children is MY lifestyle choice period and no one else’s.
Joey: So then is it safe to say Paul Frost isn’t out of the streets trying to send those same disliked children to the next lifetime?
Frost almost laughs in horror at the question
Frost: NO….good God no…I know it’s against the “rules” but to everyone out there watching who I portray on TV and in that ring is NOT who I am outside of it. Sure it’s well documented my dislike of children is so OVER the top in the ring, the things I say well they just couldn’t be true Joey. I mean there is only ONE Casey Anthony and I could never get away with murder….on multiple occasions if you catch my drift.
Joey: That’s a relief….
Frost: Isn’t? Well I’m glad I could relive you Joey. But hey if you think about it a bit more it actually becomes funny I mean one man doing all those “killings” it’s impossible. But hey here’s a scoop you won’t get on my interview with Denise next Monday night. See while I’ve been away from the ring I’ve been working not only on my acting career, Foundation work and investments. I‘ve actually started a brand new business which had just blown up in the terms of business I’m generated and I guarantee none of the WGWF audience could EVER guess what that business is….
Joey: Well I’m stumped want to let the world know?
Once again that “Paul Frost” grin grows across his face as he turns back to Joey.
Frost: Well remember when I said that one man couldn’t kill all those kids? Well that’s because nature, stupidity and all those abusive parents do it for me. But Joey what happens after one of those “accidents” befalls those so called “gifts” from God?
Joey: Ummm…I…I…don’t know……
Frost: The bodies….the BODIES Joey….there just left there and did you know most funeral parlors only cater to adult bodies and not those of children….well that’s where the money is Joey, not in killing but in burying, here’s my card.
Joey: You’re burying kids now?
Frost: YES…well I’m not…those cheap workers from across the border are but I profit from it none the less. See I told you NOBODY would ever guess my business.
2/23/14 11:54 am
The scene has changed to a now parked car on the side of a very busy road, as the camera catches about a half dozen or so store employees loading Paul’s corvette with gift basket after gift basket along with enough balloons to lift a small dog being tied to the back of his car. Paul slowly sits behind the wheel once again & heads back out in the open road.
Joey: What’s with all the gift baskets?
Frost: There for a few people who need cheering up…..
Joey: Friends of yours?
Frost: No I wouldn’t say friends; I like to think of them as future business prospects. See I use these gift baskets as a sign of a good faith in how I’ll treat them as clients.
2/23/14 12:35 pm
Joey: Are you sure you’re allowed to do this?
Frost: Yes of course I’m sure and even if I wasn’t I pay what Obamacare can’t…..nice new drugs for all the doctors in this place, now get a good look at some of these great new t-shirts I got for these bodies….I mean people to wear.
The camera is now bombarded with different colored t-shirts with slogans
“Cancer BEAT me ”
“I’m Proof….there is NO cure”
“It’s called Heaven because my parents won’t be there”
“I wanted a cure, Make a Wish sent me John Cena instead”
“My time isn’t now….my time is UP”
Finally we get clear of the fashion show as the camera catch about half a dozen hospital volunteers carrying Frost’s balloons & gift baskets down a long hallway.
Joey: What do you call this?
Frost: A BON VOYAGE party of course, now would you stop worrying, you’re wearing a mask aren’t you?
Joey: Yes
Frost: Good it’s not like you can’t catch what these suckers have anyways, although I could see your point. After all given your current and future lifestyle….all I’ll say is while marriage can be a prison, I hear parenthood is a living hell…I would want a way out ANY way I could too pal….but enough about you…it’s time we turn some of these frowns upside down……
The POV looks straight ahead as Paul pushes open two large doors that read….
“Children’s ICU for incurable diseases”
2/23/14 1:45pm
We are inside the children’s ward with none too many looking happy to be at a “Bon Voyage” party. Most if not all of these sickly looking children are wearing Paul’s t-shirt line appropriately named his “Gurney 2 Grave” edition. Joey stumbles across Paul sitting down with a child & her parents.
Frost: So yes Mr. & Mrs. Whitehead my parlor offers all sorts of final resting plans for whatever her name is over here.
“Jenney….her name…it’s Jenney”
Frost: I don’t want to sound cold Ma’am but its better you not get so attached, I mean in just what….less than a few weeks there won’t be anything to attach too. Best to treat it as a goldfish you’re going to get ready to flush away but I’ll say this if the cost of a burial is too much I do have my KFC plan.
“Huh?”
Frost: You know KFC….Kentucky…Fired….Child….see it’s my very own special way of cremation. It involves a secret blend of charcoal and spiced wood chips that will allow your daughter’s ashes to either smell like original recipe finish or extra crispy.
The mother bursts into tears, as Paul looks to see Joey filming. He aggressively points the camera down.
Frost: Not NOW….I’m trying to make a sale here.
2/23/14 2:00pm
Once again the afternoon sun light shines bright over the palm trees that line the parking lot as we step back into Paul’s car. Of course the man known as the “Child Killer” has a HUGE grin plastered all over his face as he looks into the camera.
Frost: AH, what a GREAT day to be in the burying business. Three sales and the possibility of a fourth after that last kid just dropped dead right in front.,….Oh….Joey…you don’t look so good….are you….
Joey: I’m going to be sick….
Frost: Well I’m not a doctor even though I played one on TV, but I know what will cheer you right up. You’ve earn this after a long day of getting the best footage you could have EVER asked for.
Joey: I did?
Frost: Of course you did….Joey I know what will make you feel like a man again….a healthy….SINGLE….childless man again….I’m going to get you laid at the nearest strip club…Joey you are going to get a stripper pregnant.
Joey: NO….no…I already have a pregnant girl
Frost: Yes YOU are…besides this one won’t be pregnant for very long with myself around….plus I could just land anther sale.
We fade to black as the sound of an engine roaring finishes the scene.
“So are we recording?”
“Just sound, I want to make sure we don’t waste…..”
“You haven’t deleted yet have you?”
“Baby, you know how much of a turn on it is to film our very own sex tape with company cameras…..”
“WAS….you mean how much of a turn on it WAS to film a sexual escaped which has now turned into…..”
“Yeah, yeah, yeah I got it alright. The footage is as good as gone, seech I just hope he isn’t as bitchy as you.”
“I’ll pretend not to be disappointed at that comment just like I still pretend I wasn’t disappointed that night you film us.”
“OUCH….low blow….but seriously is he really like he is on TV? I mean he couldn’t be, right?”
“I really have no idea but I’ll be honest I hope he continues his pattern and doesn’t show. The sheer thought of me standing so close to him with well….you know what….it just makes me sick….”
“HEY, don’t think like that. Alright! We both know if he no shows then we get no pay.”
“WAIT….look…look….I think that’s him…..start rolling”
“Okay”
But nothing happens; we are still left in the dark.
“Take the lens cap off genius….THERE….HERE HE COMES!!!!”
We’re blinded by a flood of bright light before this cameraman finally zooms into an opening in what looks like an underground parking garage. In a door way as massive amount of men & women all in business attire continue to ask questions about a company. Soon enough the sea of suits parts way allowing none other than Paul Frost to walk out.
“It’s him alright; I could smell the ass from a mile away.”
“HUSH, were recoding remember?”
Paul looking less like a man in a suit but instead looking like a man suited for a rock concert, dressed in a buttoned downed teal & white shirt with a black vest handing off his shoulders, a pair of jeans along with his Armin aviator shades to complete the look. Frost seems to wave off the sea of suits before making his way directly towards our camera crew.
“You ready?”
…….
“Yeah me neither”
“Mr. Frost….Mr. Frost….ummmm could we get a moment?”
Frost: Who in the hell are….really…..really….did I NOT answer enough of this company’s second rate question just a few days ago?
Now Paul is closer than ever to the camera, even under his shades it’s obvious his face is furious over this unannounced camera crew.
“I know it’s unannounced but this is a new show the WGWF is embarking on with our YouTube partnership. It’s called ride along and we…”
Frost: You named a show after that God-awful movie starring a slightly taller Webster?
“The name of the show isn’t that important, what is important on who we get to ride along with and….”
Frost: And you thought if you got a Hall of Famer…no…THEE Hall of Famer then maybe your ass-backward web show would get the green light. Is that about right Shamoo?
“Hey”
Frost: No hey is for horse’s buddy, what you’ve got waddling next to you is a cow not even Nick Ryan would tip over. So no more questions from the all you can eat buffet over there, you green bean…what’s the deal here…what kind of questions would you ask?
“Ummm…none…actually we just ride along for a few hours and go where you go and record whatsoever on your mind Mr. Frost”
Frost pauses for a moment
Frost: Alright since I once again receive a VERY large paycheck from your employer I’m game plus I have some personal business to tend to, so hop in.
Frost turns his head to a classic 1969 Mustang royal blue corvette, it’s obvious the car is well taken care of, it looks like it came right off the lot as of this morning. But just as the cameraman turns Frost puts out his arm to stop the producer.
Frost: No…no…no…just where do you think you’re going tubby?
“With you….”
Frost: NO…no…no…I’m not having a person who’s backside reads wide load getting in MY baby.
“But she’s pregnant”
The camera catches the reflection from Frost’s shades showing a very pregnant woman, looking more & more upset by the second.
Frost: I know that! That’s why she can’t come, no child outside or inside the womb allowed. So green bean dump the knocked up bitch and get in or you can both just well fuck off.
……..
“Just go and get some damn good footage”
“Alright, (we hear the sound of a kiss on the cheek) you got it sweetheart”
The POV is that of the cameraman climbing into the car as Frost quickly speeds out of the parking garage as we once again fade to black.
2/23/14 10:45 am
Flashes on the bottom left hand of the screen as the now ever bright southern California sun shines. As we get a quick blur of the street sign “Sunset Blvd.”, before we turn to our left as Paul continues to keep his eyes on the road.
Frost: So green bean, you got a name or what?
“Uh, Joey sir.”
Frost: Okay Joey, let me ask you a question….are you afraid of me?
Joey: Well if were being honest, a little bit.
Frost: Well don’t, I guess deep down I wanted to do this show so I could show that entire internet community which includes mothers of children and the children themselves that I’m not really a bad guy.
Sure the simple fact of the matter is I really have a personal dislike for kids, I’ll admit it. But does that make me a bad guy? After all there are people out there who hate animals, are they so bad? Heck I even heard of some people who dislike meat, vegetables and dairy….Virgins....no…umm….Vergos….no those dam hippies…Vegans…now while most think there crazy nobody calls them bad because of their lifestyle choice and me disliking children is MY lifestyle choice period and no one else’s.
Joey: So then is it safe to say Paul Frost isn’t out of the streets trying to send those same disliked children to the next lifetime?
Frost almost laughs in horror at the question
Frost: NO….good God no…I know it’s against the “rules” but to everyone out there watching who I portray on TV and in that ring is NOT who I am outside of it. Sure it’s well documented my dislike of children is so OVER the top in the ring, the things I say well they just couldn’t be true Joey. I mean there is only ONE Casey Anthony and I could never get away with murder….on multiple occasions if you catch my drift.
Joey: That’s a relief….
Frost: Isn’t? Well I’m glad I could relive you Joey. But hey if you think about it a bit more it actually becomes funny I mean one man doing all those “killings” it’s impossible. But hey here’s a scoop you won’t get on my interview with Denise next Monday night. See while I’ve been away from the ring I’ve been working not only on my acting career, Foundation work and investments. I‘ve actually started a brand new business which had just blown up in the terms of business I’m generated and I guarantee none of the WGWF audience could EVER guess what that business is….
Joey: Well I’m stumped want to let the world know?
Once again that “Paul Frost” grin grows across his face as he turns back to Joey.
Frost: Well remember when I said that one man couldn’t kill all those kids? Well that’s because nature, stupidity and all those abusive parents do it for me. But Joey what happens after one of those “accidents” befalls those so called “gifts” from God?
Joey: Ummm…I…I…don’t know……
Frost: The bodies….the BODIES Joey….there just left there and did you know most funeral parlors only cater to adult bodies and not those of children….well that’s where the money is Joey, not in killing but in burying, here’s my card.
Joey: You’re burying kids now?
Frost: YES…well I’m not…those cheap workers from across the border are but I profit from it none the less. See I told you NOBODY would ever guess my business.
2/23/14 11:54 am
The scene has changed to a now parked car on the side of a very busy road, as the camera catches about a half dozen or so store employees loading Paul’s corvette with gift basket after gift basket along with enough balloons to lift a small dog being tied to the back of his car. Paul slowly sits behind the wheel once again & heads back out in the open road.
Joey: What’s with all the gift baskets?
Frost: There for a few people who need cheering up…..
Joey: Friends of yours?
Frost: No I wouldn’t say friends; I like to think of them as future business prospects. See I use these gift baskets as a sign of a good faith in how I’ll treat them as clients.
2/23/14 12:35 pm
Joey: Are you sure you’re allowed to do this?
Frost: Yes of course I’m sure and even if I wasn’t I pay what Obamacare can’t…..nice new drugs for all the doctors in this place, now get a good look at some of these great new t-shirts I got for these bodies….I mean people to wear.
The camera is now bombarded with different colored t-shirts with slogans
“Cancer BEAT me ”
“I’m Proof….there is NO cure”
“It’s called Heaven because my parents won’t be there”
“I wanted a cure, Make a Wish sent me John Cena instead”
“My time isn’t now….my time is UP”
Finally we get clear of the fashion show as the camera catch about half a dozen hospital volunteers carrying Frost’s balloons & gift baskets down a long hallway.
Joey: What do you call this?
Frost: A BON VOYAGE party of course, now would you stop worrying, you’re wearing a mask aren’t you?
Joey: Yes
Frost: Good it’s not like you can’t catch what these suckers have anyways, although I could see your point. After all given your current and future lifestyle….all I’ll say is while marriage can be a prison, I hear parenthood is a living hell…I would want a way out ANY way I could too pal….but enough about you…it’s time we turn some of these frowns upside down……
The POV looks straight ahead as Paul pushes open two large doors that read….
“Children’s ICU for incurable diseases”
2/23/14 1:45pm
We are inside the children’s ward with none too many looking happy to be at a “Bon Voyage” party. Most if not all of these sickly looking children are wearing Paul’s t-shirt line appropriately named his “Gurney 2 Grave” edition. Joey stumbles across Paul sitting down with a child & her parents.
Frost: So yes Mr. & Mrs. Whitehead my parlor offers all sorts of final resting plans for whatever her name is over here.
“Jenney….her name…it’s Jenney”
Frost: I don’t want to sound cold Ma’am but its better you not get so attached, I mean in just what….less than a few weeks there won’t be anything to attach too. Best to treat it as a goldfish you’re going to get ready to flush away but I’ll say this if the cost of a burial is too much I do have my KFC plan.
“Huh?”
Frost: You know KFC….Kentucky…Fired….Child….see it’s my very own special way of cremation. It involves a secret blend of charcoal and spiced wood chips that will allow your daughter’s ashes to either smell like original recipe finish or extra crispy.
The mother bursts into tears, as Paul looks to see Joey filming. He aggressively points the camera down.
Frost: Not NOW….I’m trying to make a sale here.
2/23/14 2:00pm
Once again the afternoon sun light shines bright over the palm trees that line the parking lot as we step back into Paul’s car. Of course the man known as the “Child Killer” has a HUGE grin plastered all over his face as he looks into the camera.
Frost: AH, what a GREAT day to be in the burying business. Three sales and the possibility of a fourth after that last kid just dropped dead right in front.,….Oh….Joey…you don’t look so good….are you….
Joey: I’m going to be sick….
Frost: Well I’m not a doctor even though I played one on TV, but I know what will cheer you right up. You’ve earn this after a long day of getting the best footage you could have EVER asked for.
Joey: I did?
Frost: Of course you did….Joey I know what will make you feel like a man again….a healthy….SINGLE….childless man again….I’m going to get you laid at the nearest strip club…Joey you are going to get a stripper pregnant.
Joey: NO….no…I already have a pregnant girl
Frost: Yes YOU are…besides this one won’t be pregnant for very long with myself around….plus I could just land anther sale.
We fade to black as the sound of an engine roaring finishes the scene.