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The shot opens up outside the arena, where we see a Circus tent positioned upon the parking lot as fans are standing in a queue to get inside. We see a clown seated in a booth to hand the fans tickets for a Dollar as they enter the tent. Inside the tent we see a ringmaster talk to the audience that has already sat down, explaining what they are about to witness.
Ringmaster: Welcome to our show!! Where tonight we are going to be celebrating the biggest victory in clown history!! My name is Slapnuts and I am your host for today!!!
The crowd laughs at the ridiculous name from the Ringmaster, who just goes on rambling for a few minutes while ignoring them.
CENTURION: I cannot believe that our beloved General Manager Candice Page forced us to not only do commentary on this, but also forcing us to wear a clowns outfit!!!
Derrick Diamond: Don’t be so hard on yourself Cent, you look good with that red nose!!!
We suddenly hear the entrance theme from the Clowns, the camera turns towards the entrance of the performers where we see Acrobats run out and start to climb ladders on two opposite sides of the circus before walking a rope high above the ground. Then we see clowns walk out while juggling with balls and other items to entertain the crowd who are getting very excited.
CENTURION: Can we get this over with?? This outfit starts to itch
We see Slapnuts walk to centre stage of the ring and has like a long list in his hands as he starts to do a speech.
Slapnuts: We of Circus Pogo dots are thankful to the abilities of two men, well one man and Pogo. Two clowns that are an inspiration of us hard working men and women. Because when you assume we only have fun doing what we do when you visit us during a show, but that is not always the case. I mean seriously, we constantly have to deal with Animal Right groups like PETA, we need to pay every city and state that we visit a certain amount of money to be there. We are always away from home. We have the highest divorce rate in the entire United States and above all…. Try order Pizza’s from Domino’s Pizza if you don’t have a home address when you are on the road.
The crowd start to boo Slapnuts, who just gets to the next part of the long list to continue with his speech
Slapnuts: I want to point out that if it wasn’t for Pogo and Stitches, we would have been bankrupt. Can you imagine?? Another circus become bankrupt, of course you don’t. Because you think there is just a million different circus performers throughout the entire nation right?? Right, because we need to entertain people like you.
Crowd: Boo!!!!
Slapnuts: Oh shut up, we will get to the good part very soon!! I just want to thank Pogo and Stitches. Two clowns who themselves were poor, they took a gamble in becoming wrestlers. And who would have thought after having S.E.X with two complete strangers they have become champions. Meaning that they get a heavy pay cut, what they took 50 percent off to finance this circus. It’s why we had to change this circus to Miss Jenny’s funhouse.
Slapnuts scratches his head
Slapnuts: I still don’t know who this Jenny is, but at least here it says that she is invited.
He coughs a few times as he prepares himself to continue upon the next part of his speech
Slapnuts: Us clowns are a dying breed, we are being ridiculed and antagonized by the mere thought people think we are stupid. People like that Chris Page, a man that wishes to drown the sweet and kind hearted Pogo the clown. And for what I ask you??? Well, because this young and small clown is exactly the type of clown HE THINKS he can beat. I mean seriously, he had trouble beating some idiot called Joe Montuori. Seriously? I mean let’s face it, the last successful Joe was Joe Pesci, but even that is debatable.
We hear some Joe Pesci start a Joe chant, causing Slapnuts to shake his head in disbelief before continuing his speech.
Slapnuts: But ultimately I just want to add that we clowns are vital for society today, I mean one day a clown will claim his spot in the White House and change the world forever!!! And all because of the inspiration of two clowns. And let me tell you HOW inspirational they are!!!
Derrick Diamond: Oh this is going to be great!!!
CENTURION: Oh brother
Slapnuts: There will forever be people that will inspire us from the moment that our eyes are opened… I give you an infamous actor as an example, these two men are our version of Charlton Heston. A man well remembered of telling a primates to get his stinking paws off him because for some reason it was a damn dirty ape.
CENTURION: Oh my God, he is comparing them to Charlton Heston???
Slapnuts: I tell you that these two are such an inspiration while being animal lovers, it’s just a shame that two stupid girls put their names in shame because they do not understand them. Well, what have the Cassette Collective ever achieved in their careers??? That’s right absolutely nothing!!!
The boos start to increase as Slapnuts gets to the final part of his speech.
Slapnuts: But I am not going to keep you wait any bit longer, because we are going to be introducing a special guest, a person that apparently has been an inspiration to our beloved friends Pogo and Stitches. As she is also a champion, a lady that just like Pogo has been undefeated as champion
CENTURION: That’s ridiculous!! They haven’t defended those belts yet!!!
Derrick Diamond: Well technically that makes them undefeated though
Slapnuts: Let me introduce to you the Clowns Pogo and Stitches as well as their muse The Television Champion!! Miss Jenny Myst!!!!
We see Pogo and Stitches walk out to the Circus arena to a large sum of boos, they are waving to the crowd as if they are cheering.
Jenny: OH EM GEEEEEEEEE! This is like, so cool! Thank you guys for letting me be a part of your celebration! As someone who has been a champion now for almost half a year, I know how good it feels! I don’t know where I’d be without my Miriam.
STITCHES: We could not have done a celebration without you Miss Jenny
Jenny: This is the coolest thing ever! I wish my Amby was here to see it. But that mean man Goth and his mongoloid mouthpiece took her from me.
Pogo: I know what it is like to lose your favourite doll Miss Jenny, I once lost my blankie for three days because Stitches threw it in the dish washer. But like us, she will return to her rightful owner.
Jenny, wearing a sparkly clown nose and oversized rainbow wig, bounced with excitement as she entered the sprawling circus set up outside the arena. The air was thick with the scent of fried dough and the sound of circus music filled the atmosphere. A rainbow of balloons danced in the breeze, adding to the festive ambiance.
But it was the petting zoo that truly captured Jenny's attention. She gasped in amazement at the sight before her. Instead of the usual farm animals, there were fantastical creatures straight out of a fairy tale. Miniature unicorns pranced gracefully, their rainbow-colored manes shimmering in the sunlight. Beside them, a group of friendly dragons snorted smoke rings playfully, while a herd of tiny griffins soared overhead, their wings glinting with iridescence.
Jenny blinked in disbelief. Were these creatures real or just part of her wildest imagination? She reached out tentatively to stroke the soft fur of a baby phoenix, half-expecting it to burst into flames. But to her delight, it merely cooed and nestled closer to her hand.
As she wandered through the enchanted petting zoo, Jenny couldn't help but marvel at the absurdity of it all. Who would have thought that a clown tag team celebration would feature such magical creatures? But then again, in a world where clowns wrestled for titles, anything was possible. And for Jenny, that was all part of the joyous, ridiculous charm of the circus life.
With a wide grin, Jenny eagerly made her way over to the balloon animal station at the circus celebration. Surrounded by tables piled high with colorful balloons in every shade imaginable, she felt a surge of excitement coursing through her veins. This was her chance to fulfill a childhood dream - to master the art of balloon twisting and create her very own menagerie of whimsical creatures.
Taking a deep breath, Jenny picked up a vibrant red balloon and stretched it between her fingers, remembering the countless YouTube tutorials she had watched in preparation for this moment. With a determined expression, she began to twist and turn the balloon, her fingers moving deftly as she shaped it into a long, slender form.
As if by magic, the balloon began to take on a life of its own, transforming before Jenny's eyes into a graceful swan with a delicate neck and elegant wings. She gasped in delight, hardly able to believe that she had created something so beautiful with her own two hands.
Encouraged by her success, Jenny moved on to the next balloon, this time opting for a bright yellow hue. With practiced precision, she twisted and contorted the balloon, shaping it into a playful puppy with floppy ears and a wagging tail. Each twist brought her closer to her goal, and with each completed creation, Jenny's confidence soared higher and higher.
Before long, Jenny found herself surrounded by a menagerie of balloon animals - from goofy giraffes to slithery snakes to majestic lions. Each one was a testament to her newfound skill and determination. And as she looked around at the smiling faces of the circus-goers admiring her creations, Jenny knew that she had found her true calling in the world of balloon artistry.
As Jenny continued to explore the circus celebration, she stumbled upon a tent labeled "The Great Clown Academy: Learn to Juggle Like a Pro!" Intrigued by the promise of learning a new skill, Jenny eagerly entered the tent.
Inside, she was greeted by a group of enthusiastic clowns decked out in oversized shoes and rainbow wigs. They wasted no time in handing her a set of brightly colored juggling balls and launching into a crash course on juggling techniques.
With determination in her heart, Jenny attempted to follow their instructions, tossing the balls into the air with varying degrees of success. At first, they soared gracefully through the air, but soon chaos ensued as Jenny's coordination faltered and the balls went flying in all directions.
Undeterred by her lack of juggling prowess, Jenny embraced the chaos with laughter, turning her failed attempts into a slapstick comedy routine. She juggled with her feet, her elbows, and even her nose, much to the delight of the onlookers who gathered to watch the spectacle.
But just as Jenny was starting to get the hang of things, disaster struck. In a moment of overzealous enthusiasm, she accidentally sent a juggling ball flying straight towards the nearby dunk tank, where a grumpy-looking clown sat perched on the edge, awaiting his turn to be dunked.
With a loud splash, the ball hit its target, sending the clown tumbling into the icy water below. The crowd erupted into laughter as the clown emerged from the tank sputtering and dripping wet, his colorful makeup running down his face in streaks.
Apologizing profusely, Jenny rushed to help the drenched clown out of the tank, but in her haste, she slipped on a stray juggling ball and landed flat on her back in a puddle of water.
And so, amidst the laughter and chaos of the circus shenanigans, Jenny found herself at the center of yet another ridiculous adventure, her spirit undaunted as she embraced the absurdity of it all.
Pogo: Isn’t she lovely???
The crowd laughs at the remark from Pogo as he turns his attention to Slapnuts as we see some clowns bring in a surprise underneath a rathr small blanket. They place it in front of him on a rather small table as Pogo is about to dive in but is stopped by Slapnuts
Slapnuts: Before we unravel the big surprise for everyone to see, I want to say a special thanks to you Pogo.
Pogo looks at him with a look that says Are you kidding me??
Slapnuts: We have looked through every state throughout this great country and ended up in a dump town in this Arizona state
Crowd boos
Slapnuts: Because we have two tag team titles that one of them is just too big for you, so what we have done is create a smaller version that is custom made just for you!!!
CENTURION: Oh God no….
Pogo is jumping up and down in excitement as he wants to dive in to the surprise, but this time Stitches holds him back.
STITCHES: Pogo, I want you to know that you are an inspiration. Not just to me, but also to Centurion and Derrick Diamond. Who came out here dressed as clowns to celebrate this moment with us.
CENTURION: Let me out of this suit and ##### those clowns up!!!
Derrick Diamond: Shhhh!!! Watch your heart!!!!
Pogo waves at them before turning back to Stitches, asking him if he finally can reveal his surprise.
STITCHES: So without further ado, we got a gift for you.
Pogo finally dives into it and reveals the surprise, a miniature championship belt that is specially made for him.
Pogo’s eyes widen in happiness, grabbing hold of the championship belt and wraps it around his tiny waist before celebrating it by running around the arena as Jenny Myst accompanies him. Both ultimately do the infamous Jenny Myst championship title pose by putting it across their shoulder behind their head until they give each other a thumbs up. Pogo hobbles over to Stitches as a lightbulb appears above his head as he starts to ask Stitches something who nods. He then turns his attention to Jenny Myst with a very happy look on his face.
STITCHES: Miss Jenny, we have another surprise in store as we did not only ask you to be here to celebrate with us. We actually want you to be an even bigger part of the celebration.
Jenny looks confused as she pushes her index finger to her chest and says me??
STITCHES: That’s right Miss Jenny, we would like you to be more to us than Pogo’s clown sitter while watching Disney+. We want you to be more than just an inspiration and our muse, we have an offer to make to you since we have no owner for this extra championship belt.
We see the same clowns emerge with the original tag title that was too big for Pogo as Jenny Myst is still confused.
STITCHES: We would like you to come closer Jenny, because we want you to be a part of our legacy as the first ever Free Clown rules tag team champions!!! Miss Jenny….
Pogo grabs the microphone as he is so excited
Pogo: Miss Jenny!! Would you be mine???
Stitches whispers something in Pogo’s ear as he face palms himself
Pogo: What I wanted to say is… Would you be our third tag team member of the team of awesomeness!! I know you are missing your Amby, but I was hoping that this could help you find some happiness back into your lovely dark heart….
Pogo gets on his knees, holding the title up to Jenny Myst while nearly falling over because of the weight from the championship belt.
She gasps, a big smile on her face. She claps and jumps up and down before accepting it. She squeals with excitement. Pogo, being the little guy that he is, puts on his cardboard replica. Her, Stitches and Pogo stan d as a United Trio with their arms up. She remembers she has a victory speech written, as if she anticipated this moment, and reached into the pockets of her smock and pulls out a piece of loose-leaf paper with a hand written speech in crayon on it
Jenny takes a deep breath, her heart pounding with excitement as she clutches the championship belt in her hands. With a beaming smile, she steps forward, the piece of paper trembling slightly in her grasp. She clears her throat and begins to speak, her voice filled with gratitude and passion.
Jenny: "My dear friends, Stitches and Pogo, and all of you wonderful supporters out there, I... I don't even know where to begin!" Jenny's voice quivers with emotion, her eyes shining with tears of joy.
Derrick Diamond: Oh here we go……..
Jenny: "First and foremost, I want to thank each and every one of you for believing in me. This journey, this incredible journey, wouldn't have been possible without your unwavering support and love. You've been there for me through the highs and lows, cheering me on every step of the way. From the bottom of my heart, thank you."
CENTURION: This sounds like a damn Oscars speech.
Jenny pauses, taking a moment to collect her thoughts as she gazes out at the crowd, feeling the warmth of their encouragement wash over her.
Jenny: "And to my dear companions, Stitches and Pogo, you two are more than just friends to me. You're family. Together, we've faced countless challenges, overcome countless obstacles, and now, standing here, united as a trio, we've achieved the unimaginable. This championship belt isn't just mine—it belongs to all of us."
Derrick Diamond: She acts like she isn't already a champion.
CENTURION: Are you seriously shocked by anything she does?
A round of applause erupts from the clowns, filling Jenny's heart with even more joy.
Jenny: "And finally," Jenny continues, her voice filled with determination, "to all the dreamers out there, never stop believing in yourself. No matter how many times you fall, no matter how many obstacles stand in your way, always remember that with perseverance and courage, anything is possible. Keep chasing your dreams, keep fighting for what you believe in, and one day, you too will stand in the spotlight, holding your own championship belt."
Derrick Diamond: This is nauseating.
With a final heartfelt smile, Jenny raises the championship belt high above her head, the clowns erupting into cheers and applause once again. And as she stands there, surrounded by her beloved friends and supporters, she knows that this moment, this unforgettable moment, will forever be etched in her heart.
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“Paint It Black” cranks up and the fans inside Footprint Center in Phoenix Arizona collectively rip their vocal chords out yelling their hatred for the woman whom the song ushers in. It doesn’t take long for Sonya Benson, flanked by Norris and Smith to emerge and pause atop the ramp. Also joining her, much to the crowd’s dismay, is J Mont. The four-pack head to the ring and go about their usual, nerve-racking, pompous intro sequence before Norris bullies the house mic from the stage hand and deposits it into Benson’s angel-soft palm.
SONYA BENSON: What is UP, Phoenix, Shit-a-zona.
Crowd boos her like crazy.
SONYA BENSON: Last Brawl I came out here and laid a match challenge, a respect challenge, an honor challenge to one of the few men I respect in this barbarous sport - Duncan Ryder. I gave him gifts. I treated him better than any company as a whole ever had. It was to celebrate my 25th win and him possibly being that win and thus I get to ride off into the sunset. He rejected me.
The fans roar with delight.
SONYA BENSON: But you know me, I won’t take no for an answer. So, I’ve invited Duncan to Brawl again, so Duncan, come on out.
“Calm Like a Bomb” starts to play and for a second time Duncan Ryder walks out onto a WGWF stage, the tone much different to the first. The suit has been replaced by the t-shirt Sonya gifted him and a pair of jeans. His previously enthusiastic energy has been replaced with weary reluctance. He practically trudges his way to the ring, once again climbing the steps and wiping his feet on the apron before entering between the ropes.
DUNCAN RYDER: I-
SONYA BENSON: Duncan, you are being SO ungrateful! I changed your bum life! I gave you cars so you’ll never be stranded. I gave you food so you’ll never go hungry. I put a roof over your head so you could live the way a normal person should, instead of always being one missed rent payment away from being back into living in a VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER! I gave you the gym with all the instruments you could ever want so you could keep fit if Level Up reopened.
She steps closer to him, jamming her glittered fingertip into his chest repeatedly as she makes the next series of points.
SONYA BENSON: When you were alone on Valentine’s Day, I saved you. When my family had big functions and galleries, I let you join in so you wouldn’t be so damned lonely while living under my roof. I believed you when you said I could beat Kim in that Hell in a Cell, but that was a damn lie. You knew I couldn’t. You lied to me but I looked past it because I was starting to see you differently. Hell, I let my guard down with you - I let you inside me!
Duncan’s eyes grow 3x their normal size. So does Sonya’s. So does everyone in the ring. The fans let out a unified “OOOHHHH” at the remark. Playing it cool, Sonya continues as if she didn’t just say that.
SONYA BENSON: I’ve done a lot for you. I saved you. All I’m asking for is this one thing, just this one thing. Last Brawl I blindsided you, and I’m sorry for that. But now that you’ve had time to think it over, hopefully, you’ll say yes.
DUNCAN RYDER: Well, that was a lot more laundry than I expected to be publicly aired but let’s try to break that down. It’s true, you did change my life. I don’t know where I would be right now if I hadn’t had the opportunity to take the job as your trainer. Thanks to you I have a chance to make a future brighter than I ever imagined I would, and thanks to me, so do you. This has not been a one way relationship Sonya, I have provided you a service, a service no one else in this industry was willing to provide you and I have done a damn good job of it. You have paid for that service and yes, you’ve paid damn well for it too. Sure you took me out of a rented one bed apartment in Indianapolis but I took you to twenty four wins and the cusp of that big inheritance that we both know is the only thing you really care about. As far as I’m concerned, we’re even.
Duncan pauses and paces back and forth a few times while gathering his thoughts.
DUNCAN RYDER: And you could have beaten Kim, you had, you have the capacity to do so. You didn’t, it happens. It wasn’t your night. You think I’ve never walked away from a match defeated, dejected, when I knew I could have won? That’s life Sonya but don’t try to put blame for that on me. I never lied to you, I just believed in you.
Duncan lets the microphone fall from his mouth for a moment. He grits his teeth and rubs his jaw as if struggling to force the next words into existence.
DUNCAN RYDER: I still do believe in you. That’s why my answer hasn’t changed. You’re ready to end this journey, great, just do it the right way. Don’t go looking for a shortcut to the finish when you’ve already come so far.
Benson huffs and stamps her princessy foot on the canvas. She’s about to say something else when J Mont steps in, taking the mic from her gently and reassuring her.
J MONT: Duncan, that woman right there is my BFF. You made her cry last Brawl and it took a FUCKLOAD of her convincing me and the rest of the Fortunate Ones not to beat the absolute fuck fuck fuckity out of you. We would have left bits and pieces of you in the four corners of the globe had she given us the go-ahead. She said no, don’t hurt him, he doesn’t know what he’s doing. She said you’ll come around. Even after all the bullshit you said last Brawl when you rejected her, she still had faith in you. You really are an ungrateful prick, you bird-faced-looking motherfucker. She’s tried asking you. She’s tried begging you. She humiliated herself by asking this from you, but now I’m here and I’m not asking you to accept her match… I am TELLING you to accept the match…. OR ELSE!
J Mont gets in Duncan’s face before the legendary Level Up champion can reply, and this turns into a shoving match. Sonya pleads with both of them to knock it off and even wedges herself between them to be the voice of reason. Duncan relents and looks at Sonya, ready to address her.
JKO OUTTA NOWHERE!!!!! Duncan is wiped out!
SONYA BENSON: NOOOOO!
J Mont realizes he messed up but he can’t undo what he just did.
J MONT: Damn it! I thought you were giving me the signal!!
Sonya buries her face in her hands and can’t believe how this has gone. J Mont seems genuinely sorry and apologizes.
SONYA BENSON: Ok.. just.. Just go and we’ll discuss this later!
J Mont nods and peaces out while Sonya nurses Duncan back to consciousness and profusely apologizes for what just transpired.
Duncan comes around and with Sonya’s assistance he pulls himself back up to his feet using the ropes. Once vertical again he seems to have a moment of clarity and gently pushes Sonya away to arms length but then takes hold of her wrist, still holding a microphone and raises it to his mouth.
DUNCAN RYDER: In life Sonya, we so often become the people we surround ourselves with. Ask yourself, would you rather be him or me?
With that Duncan drops down and slides under the bottom rope and makes his way unsteadily to the back.
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As the bell rings, Nova Jackson comes forward, looking very confident as he prepares to lock up with Ruby Darling. They latch onto each other, but Ruby immediately twists Nova back into a small package, hanging on for a pin attempt!
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THRE-NO! Nova kicks out, popping to his feet in surprise at how quickly that nearly went. He rushes at Ruby, wanting to get back control, but Ruby catches him with a spinebuster, driving him into the mat! Ruby then grabs for an armbar submission, but she can’t manage to lock it on, with Nova slipping free and rolling away. He gets up, using the ropes, looking a little stunned at how things have gone so far. Ruby gets to her feet as well, pumping up the fans with both hands as she readies for the next attack from her opponent. Nova opts to regroup, moving to the corner and shaking his head, as Ruby patiently waits for him to come to her.
CENTURION: Ruby Darling has been on a bit of a roll since winning at First Dance. She took down Brooke Blakely last Brawl, and she’s looking confident here tonight.
DERRICK DIAMOND: It does look like Nova Jackson came in expecting an easier contest. But this is the WGWF, there are no easy victories here.
Nova comes out of the corner cautiously, seeming to come at Ruby with a little more respect now. The two lock up again, with Nova managing a headlock on Ruby, hanging on tightly. Ruby, though, manages to shove them to the ropes, then pushes Nova off, sending him running to the other side while she follows behind. But this proves to be a mistake, as Nova doesn’t rebound on the ropes, instead jumping up on them and springboarding himself around, flying into Ruby with a dropkick! Ruby goes down hard, but immediately starts to pull herself up. Nova doesn’t let her recover, though, as he comes in, grabbing hold of her and taking her over with a hurricanrana! Nova then keeps the rapid pace going, as he catches Ruby on the way up with a German suplex, bridging it to go for the pin.
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Th- but Ruby is able to shift her shoulder up, breaking the count.
CENTURION: We’re seeing that Nova is extremely agile in the squared circle.
DERRICK DIAMOND: If I tried to leap onto those ropes to spring off of them, I can guarantee I’d break my leg… or worse.
CENTURION: That’s why you should leave wrestling to the professionals… like myself.
Ruby is trying to g et up to get back into this, as Nova waits her out. He grabs her by the head and runs to the corner, coming off with a tornado DDT! Ruby is down, rolling over onto her back, as Nova sizes up the situation. He heads to the turnbuckle, climbing up to the top as the fans give a cheer, always excited to see high-risk situations. Nova looks down on his opponent, making sure to aim himself just right, and leaps off the top with a 450 splash!! The rotation is perfect, but the landing leaves much to be desired, as Ruby is able to quickly roll out of the way in time! Nova painfully gets to his knees, holding his midsection, as Ruby gets up. Nova tries to rise to his feet, but Ruby rushes right into him, grabbing hold of him and applying a kimura lock!! Nova is yelling out, trying to get free, as the referee moves in to check for a submission.
DERRICK DIAMOND: Ruby’s skills have really been improving as of late. She’s got that one cinched in beautifully!
CENTURION: Nova may have no choice but to tap out here, or else Ruby might be taking home a souvenir of this match with her!
Nova is refusing to submit, though, as he works to try to find a way to get free of the submission. He pushes off with his legs, managing to start the duo rolling to the side. Ruby refuses to relinquish the hold, maintaining it despite the roll, but it gets Nova much closer to the ropes, and he’s able to get a foot out that direction, touching them. The referee calls for the break, and Ruby reluctantly agrees, releasing the hold. Nova rolls to the outside, collapsing to a knee, trying to pull himself together. But Ruby doesn’t give him a chance to recuperate this time. She rolls out, getting a surprised Nova from behind and delivering a belly-to-back facebuster on the outside!! Nova is down, but not for long, as Ruby comes over to grab him, pulling him up and directing him back into the ring before following after him.
CENTURION: Ruby doesn’t want the countout victory here. She wants another pinfall win.
DERRICK DIAMOND: True, but sometimes you need to consider the easier path to getting a victory. A win is a win, right?
CENTURION: A true wrestler never believes that.
It looks like Ruby is ready to end this one, as she gets Nova up and leans under him, lifting him up into an electric chair position. She’s ready for Seeing Stars, taking a few steps, but Nova suddenly shifts his weight, managing to roll himself forward and twist Ruby into a pinning combination! The ref, surprised, dives into position for the count…
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THR-No! Ruby is able to kick out! She jumps to her feet, but Nova, running on pure adrenaline, leaps up with her, locking onto Ruby and delivering a standing Spanish fly!! The crowd pops at the move, even as Nova then twists around Ruby, trying to apply a triangle choke submission! Ruby fights against it, though, blocking the arm, and manages to push both wrestlers towards the ropes, causing the break before the submission can even be applied. They both pull themselves up, with Nova landing some stiff forearm shots to Ruby, trying to retake control of this one.
CENTURION: Nova’s still got some fight in him, showing why he was signed to a WGWF contract!
DERRICK DIAMOND: He can still turn this match around, all he’s got to do is keep the pressure on!
Now feeling some momentum, Nova drives Ruby into the corner, striking away at her. He grabs her by the arm, whipping her to the other side of the ring. As Ruby hits the turnbuckle, Nova charges in after her, going for a leaping splash. But Ruby is able to pull herself out of the way, avoiding the strike! Nova turns, staggering out of the corner, as Ruby locks him around the head, wanting a suplex. But Nova fights out of it, reversing it and lifting Ruby onto his shoulders for the Thunderous Impact!! Ruby is struggling hard, though, in the fireman’s carry, and manages to twist her way out of it, grabbing Nova’s head on the way down to land a spike DDT!! Nova’s down, stunned, as Ruby quickly hurries over to the ropes, climbing up them as quickly as she can. She turns, looking down, before leaping straight down onto Nova with the Heart Stomp!!! It lands perfectly, with Nova not moving as Ruby scrambles back for the cover, hanging onto a leg for the pin…
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THREE!!!
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WINNER VIA PINFALL: RUBY DARLING
Match Time: 8:27
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CENTURION: Another strong victory for Ruby Darling!
DERRICK DIAMOND: This one didn’t go the way Nova Jackson probably hoped for, but it was still a hard-fought match for sure.
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As the first cords of “The Enemy” by Godsmack begin to play, the big Texan is out on the stage, and the hate from the crowd is real as they boo him. He is attired in all black, leather duster, trunks, cowboy hat, and boots. He stares downward as the pyro erupts behind him and on both sides. The lights go out and then a single spotlight shines on him. He raises his head up to a more natural position and then looks to the sky. He raises both arms in the “Hook’em Horns” fashion revealing the WGWF world title around his waist, and then snaps his arms back down by his side as pyro erupts from the ring post. He nods his head along with the music as he continues down the ramp as the irate crowd begins littering the ramp with garbage, he pauses there briefly as he stares out an angry crowd. He doesn't stop to wipe his feet on the ring apron before finally entering the ring. He stands in the center of the ring and raises the microphone up.
Mac Bane: Oh how the mighty have fallen. Cholo, is the guy who never takes shortcuts right? Too funny, but also expected.
The crowd boos Bane relentlessly.
Mac Bane: Yeah, you should be mad. I broke your hero to the point of this.
A video replay of the previous brawl…
Mac Bane tries to fight off the twin masked Luchadors, but to no avail until Cholo steps in and stops them, shoving one of his cousins off and then throwing the other across the ring!
CENTURION: Did Cholo just save Mac?
DERRICK DIAMOND: This is… weird? I don’t get it.
Cholo argues with them, saying this is not how he rolls, this is not what he's about... The Malvados plead with him but Cholo isn’t having it. He doesn’t help Mac who is crawling over to a corner but goes to leave when one of the twins grabs the World Title and shoves it in his face. Cholo goes to argue but having his ‘precious’ in his hands quickly makes him forget about everything. Just then Mac is back on his feet and begins fighting the twins with rights and lefts. Cholo snaps out of his trance, sees Mac and instinctively hits him in the back of the head with the world title! The crowd is stunned as Bane drops to one knee and Cholo tosses the title to the side before grabbing Mac from behind and snapping “EL Matador” in!
CENTURION: Cholo with his full nelson submission on Mac Bane!
DERRICK DIAMOND: So it was a set-up! Cholo was in on it!
The screen fades back to black.
Mac Bane: That was cute right?
The crowd cheers the actions of Cholo with a thunderous ovation.
Mac Bane: Oh Yeah! I’ve been waiting for the day when that happened.
Bane smirks as the crowd continues to cheer.
Mac Bane: Because just like everything else since day one. This too was all by design. My design.
The cheers quickly turn to jeers and the booing picks back up again.
Mac Bane: So we now know that the first fall of our match is a submissions match. I’ll admit that Cholo was right about one thing, I couldn’t get him to tap in the first meeting we had. We also know that he can’t put his submission on me without help.
He pauses there as the fans give him a mixed reaction, mostly boos, but some cheering what he said.
Mac Bane: So, I’ll have a little surprise for him when the time comes. Now if you gents in the back would haul out the next phase of our discussion.
The crowd goes silent as backstage attendants start bringing out tables, wrapped in barbed wire. Mac exits the ring and goes to where they are setting up. The big man smiles at the hushed reaction of the crowd.
Mac Bane: The second fall of our match, if he makes it to the second fall is one of my all-time favorite matches. It’s a little something I call “The Doomsday Massacre” match.
Mac takes a small metal can from one of the attendants. He starts spraying what we can only assume is an accelerant of some sort on the table. He tucks the microphone under his arm and strikes his zippo, touching the flame to the surface. The table becomes engulfed in flames.
Mac Bane: To win, all you have to do is put me through the table, Cholo.
He smirks as one of the Malvados comes running towards him, Mac catches him and delivers a thunderous spine buster through the table! The attendants are quick with the fire extinguishers and put out the flames that were trying to engulf one of the twins.
Mac Bane: See? Easy. Now all we have to do is wait to find out what the third and final fall will be. That’s up to Page and his wife.
Without another word, Bane hoists the world title high in the air as he walks towards the backstage area.
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Ding! Ding! Ding!
We see former number one contender Bobby Ray Willis face to face with Television champion Jenny Myst, who is angered still over the kidnapping of her doll Amby by Jebediah. Jenny charges in on Bobby Ray, jumping towards him as she aims for his throat. Only for Bobby to catch her off guard by sidestepping and dropping her face first into the canvs after grabbing her hair. There he rubs her face into the canvas while listening to the five count from the official.
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Bobby lets go as he gets to his feet before preparing himself for a leg drop across the back of Jenny’s neck. But the Television champion rolls instinctively out of the way, causing Bobby to crash down hard upon the canvas as this causes him to be temporarily paralyzed. Jenny quickly kips up, runs to the ropes and comes off the ropes with a running knee into the face of Bobby. She then covers him with her forearm pressed across his face as the official starts to use the three count.
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Bobby manages to get his shoulder off the canvas, causing Jenny to grab hold of his throat and screams out loud the name of Goth for having kidnapped her doll as Bobby presses his hand into the face of Jenny Myst in an attempt to push her off of him before driving a blow against the side of her head by driving his fist across her temple. This causes her to stagger off of him, Bobby follows it up by getting up and driving a clothesline that sends Jenny Myst through the ropes to the outside.
CENTURION: These two are really trying to knock each other’s heads off!!!
Derek Diamond: Bobby remembers that title loss against her and Jenny wants her doll back!!!
Bobby steps through the ropes and grabs hold of Jenny’s arm and whips her shoulder first into the steel ring steps before putting the boots to her before rolling in and out of the ring as the official nearly reached the ten count to break the count. Bobby then lifts Jenny back up to her feet before sending her into the announce table, causing Jenny Myst to lean across the announce table while trying to catch her breath. This causes Bobby to get behind her, grabs her by the hair and sets her up to drive her face into the announce table. But Jenny plants both hands upon the announce table, then drives her elbow into the throat region as this causes him to stagger backwards. Jenny slides back into the ring as this causes the official to break the ten count at the count of eight, she then runs straight to the ropes and dives towards Bobby Ray Willis through the middle and bottom rope for a Suicide Dive as this causes him to crash into the steel ring barricades.
CENTURION: Good grief!!!
Jenny gets up to her feet, screams out the frustrations from the top of her lungs. She grabs Bobby by the head and slowly rolls him back into the ring before climbing upon the ring apron, she measures Bobby Ray as he slowly gets back to his feet. He looks around, wondering where Jenny Myst is before turning around and walks straight into a Cross Body from the top rope. Bobby drops down upon the canvas, but manages to roll through as he gets back to his feet and then drops Jenny Myst across the knee and then goes for the cover.
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Jenny manages to get his shoulder off the canvas at the final moment, Bobby grabs her by the throat and starts to choke her while listening to the five count.
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Bobby finally lets go off the choke hold, pulls Jenny back up to her feet by grabbing hold of her hair and sets her up for a Slam. Jenny manages to escape his grip and pushes him into the turnbuckles before jumping the ropes where she grabs hold of Bobby Ray’s head and comes off the ropes with a DDT in the middle of the ring. Jenny wants to go for the cover, but bobby Ray Willis has rolled out of the ring as that saves him from being pinned by the Television champion.
CENTURION: That was a lucky break for Bobby Ray Willis.
Jenny Myst coughs a few times, trying to get some more oxygen into her body before running to the ropes, she jumps over the top rope onto the ring apron. Only to have her legs tripped underneath her by Willis who has grabbed hold of her ankles. This causes her to drop down to the concrete padded floor as Bobby Ray Willis rolls back into the ring and demands the official to start to use the ten count on the champ.
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CENTURION: Bobby Ray Willis cannot take pride in a count out victory!!!
Derek Diamond: I think he does not care Centurion, a victory over a champ grants you a future title shot!!
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We see Jenny slowly start to stir towards the ring apron as the fans are cheering her on while the official continues to count
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Jenny picks herself up, but slips down as she has landed badly upon her ankle as she gets back to a knee.
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Bobby Ray Willis is already running around the ring doing a victory run, only to stop as he notices to his horror that Jenny Myst somehow manages to get back in the ring just before the official could count to ten. This causes bobby Ray to get frustrated, pushing the official aside as he starts to kick away at the bad ankle before placing it upon the bottom rope and jumps up before landing down upon it with a seated position. This causes Jenny to grab hold of her ankle while trying to crawl away from her opponent.
Derek Diamond: You may not like his tactics, but you need to take every given opportunity to get a win!!!
Bobby Ray grabs hold of the leg and sets Jenny up for a Figure Four Leglock, but gets kicked in the behind when he starts to turn around. Sending him shoulder first against the steel ring post, leaning through the middle and top rope to the outside as we see Jenny roll out of the ring. She grabs hold of his arm and wraps it around the steel ring post and pulls hard as we see Bobby scream as the official warns Jenny to let go before starting a five count on her.
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Jenny lets go, only to grab hold of the head from Bobby Ray Willis and drags him to the outside of the ring, falling down on the concrete padded floor as Jenny Myst rubs his face across the floor while the official warns her from inside the ring before starting to do a ten count on both of them.
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Jenny sits upon her knees while laughing at Bobby Ray Willis as we suddenly hear a familiar voice.
Voice: Oh Jenny!!! Where is your doll???
CENTURION: Oh no, not that idiot!!!
The expression upon Jenny Myst’s face changes to a dark gaze upon her face, slowly rising up to her feet as she looks around in an attempt to see where Jebediah is at.
Jebediah: Over here Jenny!! I’m at the Titan Tron!!!
We see Jenny turn towards the Titan Tron where we see Jebediah standing, gloating as we see the hatred ooze from the Television champion.
Jebediah: Unfortunately I could not be here tonight, as Goth has ordered me to take care of Amby. But he was so gracious to allow me to get a live feed with the idiots in Phoenix Arizona to show you something!!!
The crowd boos after hearing the harassing statement being made by Jebediah as the shot widens and we see a doll seated upon a chair.
Jenny goes ballistic as she sees her Amby as a Christian girl, causing Jebediah to laugh in amusement
Jebediah: Oh Jenny, don’t worry about Amby. She is having such a great time, you better should worry about your damn match.
And just like that we see Bobby Ray Willis spin Jenny Myst around, pokes her in the eyes before kicking her in the midsection and follows it up with a Guttwrench Suplex in the middle of the ring and goes for the cover.
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Jenny manages to get her shoulder off the canvas just in time before the three count could be administered, causing Bobby Ray to look up over his shoulder towards the official and ask whether it wasn’t a three count. Only to turn his attention back to the champion, grabbing both legs as he prepares for a Slingshot into the turnbuckles as he falls backwards.
Derek Diamond: Uh oh, I think Bobby Ray needs to turn around
CENTURION: You are right Derrick, he doesn’t know that Jenny has managed to land upon the turnbuckles!!!
Indeed Jenny has managed to land upon the turnbuckles before turning around and watching the gloating Bobby Ray Willis, who is in the understanding that she had connected with either the turnbuckles or the steel ring post. Only to get clobbered by a flying forearm shot after turning around, Jenny slowly manages to get up and jumps on top of Bobby Ray as the official goes for the three count.
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Another kickout, Jenny sets herself up for a Splash off the top turnbuckles, only to crash down upon the canvas as Bobby Ray Willis has managed to roll out of the way. Bobby Ray then picks up Jenny and sets her up for a Fisherman Suplex into a bridge as the official starts to count to three.
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Jenny manages to kick out, causing Bobby Ray to get on her case and lifts her up to her feet before whipping her into the ropes and setting her up for a Back Body Drop.
CENTURION: That’s Goth!!!!
We see Goth had gotten to ringside and had tripped Jenny Myst when she made contact with the ropes before pulling her out of the ring. There he assaults her by whipping her into the steel steps as the official calls for the bell and awards the victory to Jenny Myst by disqualification.
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WINNER VIA DISQUALIFICATION: JENNY MYST
Match Time: 17:30
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CENTURION: Damnit!!! Can’t this guy ever keep his nose out of other wrestler’s matches!!!
Derek Diamond: He has his intentions set on Jenny Myst and taking that title from her!!!
Goth stares at Myst before placing his boot across her throat before noticing Bobby Ray Willis approaching him.
Goth: Hey Bobby!! If you know what is good for you then I suggest you stay out of OUR business!! This does not concern you, but be a smart boy and leave!!!
Bobby Ray Willis his anger is brewing, having his opportunity taken away from him by Goth for scoring a victory over the Television Champion and qualify for a future title shot causes him to run towards the ropes and dives off towards Goth, dropping him with a Suicide Dive that Goth had not anticipated. Bobby Ray then starts to deliver some heavy punches to the Messiah of Pain until he manages to escape and run to the back as we see the crowd cheer for Bobby Ray.
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We see Pogo and Stitches inside the ring before his match against Devlin Knight, Pogo is sporting a boxers outfit while punching his tiny fists into the air. We see WGWF crew create an arm wrestling table in the middle of the ring as Stitches holds the microphone to his mouth.
Stitches: Ladies and gents, we promised you a while ago that we would do an arm wrestling contest against the Cassette Collective. We officially had this planned for this week, but for some reason that match got changed into a one on one confrontation between The Elite of Elite and Devlin Knight.
The crowd cheers after the mention of the current Intercontinental champion, causing Pogo and Stitches to put their thumbs down as in to say that he isn’t on their level.
Stitches: We understand that you people in Phoenix, Arizona relate to losers.
Crowd: Boo!!!!
Pogo jumps up and down as Stitches lowers the microphone to his mouth.
Pogo: It is true!!!!
Stitches: I mean seriously, we are World Heavyweight Champions. Devlin is just an Intercontinental champion. That does not mean a damn thing, so we decided to give you a special gift as we are going to give you an Arm Wrestling challenge between clown and clown!!!!
The clowns get booed by the audience as the two of them give each other a high five before walking over to the arm wrestle table. Stitches places Pogo upon the table, who puts on a big time glove upon his tiny hand as Stitches grabs the microphone once more.
Stitches: You may ask yourself why is Pogo putting on a rather big time glove??
Pogo waves his big hand towards the crowd as they continue to boo him
Pogo: Are you that stupid?? He has a tiny hand!!! It would be impossible for him to wrap his hand around my big thumb!! And we are a team that grants people equal opportunities!!!
Centurion: Like forcing me to wear that stupid clowns outfit earlier on?? I don’t think so!!!
Derrick Diamond: Oh come on Cent, people were in cues to take selfies with us. We were a hit!!!!
Centurion: They thought we were those damn clowns Derrick.
We see Pogo flex his muscles as Stitches continues.
Stitches: We are competitors and we are disappointed that the Cassette Collective hid behind their skirts and didn’t accepted our challenge, I mean seriously. I bet Pax has a cold
Pogo asks for the microphone as Stitches hands it over to him.
Pogo: And KC is just a stupid girl!!!!
Stitches puts up a big thumb to his small friend, who has his little championship belt draped across his waist.
Pogo: You all can boo us all you want, but why was that special arm wrestling match changed to me vs. Devlin Knight?? I mean seriously, explain me that???
Centurion: I really hate those clowns
Derrick Diamond: But he has a point though, why did it change??
Pogo: But I know that the moment that the card was announced that all of our beloved Clown fans wanted to see their favourite tag team wrestle with heir arms!!!!
Centurion: Oh brother…..
Pogo flexes his muscles as we hear the crowd boo even louder
Pogo: And therefore we will give you what you want, an armwrestle exhibition where I take on Stitches!!!
Pogo prepares himself by placing the rather large glove upon the spot for Stitches to answer his challenge when suddenly the music of the Cassette Collective hits.
Centurion: They are here!!!!!
KC and Pax burst out from behind the curtain. The crowd cheers upon seeing them. Normally, they engage with the crowd, but tonight, they meant business as they walked down the ramp. The Kiwis then marched to the ring, not taking their eyes off Pogo and Stitches, and ascended the steps, entering the ring through the bottom rope. KC walks over, grabs a mic for both of them, and begins speaking as the clowns look on.
KC: Before we get this challenge underway, we've noticed the both of you finally have some gold around your waist. Normally, we would congratulate you, but the way you have disrespected us and now these fans, you don't deserve to hear that.
Pax: We'll give you some credit; at least you had the balls to show up here, and they aren't lost inside of Jenny's purse after all.
The ooooh's from the crowd are heard as Pax chuckles.
KC: That being said, why don't we make this challenge a lot more interesting? Since we won our last match against Achilles and Artemis, we feel like we deserve a shot at those Tag Team titles you are holding, so how about this? If we win, we get you both at Wrestle Wars for the titles, but if you win, no match. What do you say?
The crowd cheer, wanting to see a rematch between the two take place.
Pogo: You two are bad girls!! You cannot talk about Miss Jenny like that!!!
This causes the crowd to laugh at the smaller clown, who is jumping up and down his little feet as Stitches tries to contain him.
Pogo: Fine, we will grant you a title match at Wrestle Wars. But let make things more interesting with this arm wrestle contest. If you are capable of beating every member of the current WGWF Tag Team champions then you can make your stipulation for our title match at Wrestle Wars. But when you aren’t able to beat every member of the tag team champions, then we pick the stipulation!!!
KC: You got it!!!
Centurion: Wow!! We got a scoop for Wrestle Wars!!!
The clowns give each other a thumbs up as we see KC square off against Stitches, Pogo is cheerleading his tag team partner on as the official puts their hands together and tells them to start. KC reacts immediately by slamming the hand of Stitches down upon the table and celebrates her victory.
Derrick Diamond: That’s 1-0 for the girls!!!
Centurion: One down, one to go!!!
We see Pogo flex his arms, telling Pax that he is the muscle of the team and will beat both girls single handedly. Pax rolls her eyes as Pogo puts on the large glove before locking hands with Pax. The official checks both hands and then tells them to begin, causing Pogo to have his glove ripped off his hand as Pax pins it on the table as the official tells that the girls has won. Causing Pax and KC celebrate before turning their attention towards the clowns and smile.
KC: We beat you fair and-
But Pogo interrupts KC mid-sentence.
Pogo: Official!! I object to this tainted victory!! Because these two cheats did NOT beat every member of the WGWF Tag Team Champions!!!
Centurion: What is he talking about???
Stitches: That’s right official, because if we remember at the beginning of the show!! Then we all remember us inducting Miss Jenny Myst as our third and final member of the current WGWF Tag Team champions!!!
Centurion: Oh come on!!!
Derrick Diamond: I hate to say it Cent, but the clowns pulled a fast one on the girls!!!
We see The Cassette Collective look on in amazement as we see the official turn towards them as he mentions to them in front of the camera that technically did not beat every member of the Tag Team champions, therefore being forced to reverse the decision to the clowns favour.
Pogo: Therefore the winners of this Arm Wrestling Match two third of YOUR WGWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!! And we have decided that our match for Wrestle Wars will be a Circus Death Match!!!!
Centurion: WHAT??!!!
Derrick Diamond: Wow!!! That’s huge!!!!
Pax grabs her mic again and has some more choice of words.
Pax: At Wrestle War we may be stepping foot into your twisted world, but in the end your plan will work against you. We will turn that chaos of a match into our own personal playground and use everything to our advantage to become the NEW Tag Team Champions!
Pax drops the mic down on the mat with a thud as both ladies bad mouth them.
The clowns laugh at the Cassette Collective before escaping out of the ring as the Cassette Collective have had enough and charge in on them. The clowns hold their belts in the air while taunting at the girls as Pogo is waiting for his match against Devlin Knight.
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Ding!
The bell has rang as we see the two champions on opposite sides of the ring, Pogo looks up to the much larger Devlin Knight as he tells the official to give him a hand as he gets helped up the top turnbuckle and starts to badmouth the newly crowned Intercontinental Champion.
CENTURION: This clown starts to annoy me more with every passing second.
Derrick Diamond: Why?? Because he is one half of the current tag team champions??/
CENTURION: One third Derrick!! And he is just annoying.
Pogo gloats as he mocks Devlin Knight to come closer, only to quickly jump off the top turnbuckle into the waiting arms of Stitches when Devlin Knight had stepped into his face.
CENTURION: Big mouth little…
Derrick Diamond: Ssst!! You can’t make those jokes anymore Cent.
Devlin motions for Pogo to get in the ring before turning his attention towards the official, telling him that he wants the clown to get in without having to worry about a ten count. Pogo starts to flex his tiny arms, shouting that he scares Devlin before telling Stitches to place him back upon the ring apron. He then rolls underneath the ring and looks up and eats a big time kick from Devlin Knight who snuck up on him.
CENTURION: Now THAT is funny!!!
We see Pogo has landed against the steel barricades, shaking his head as he quickly gets up as if nothing happened. He tells the camera crew that nothing can hurt his Samoan head as he turns his attention towards Devlin Knight who has gotten out of the ring, causing Pogo to run away from him as Devlin follows him around the ring. Pogo runs past the steel ring steps as he trips, only to have Stitches thwart the Intercontinental Champion from catching his tag team partner as he steps between the two. This causes Devlin Knight to hesitate, only to have the official step through the ropes and tells Stitches that he cannot interfere in the match or else he will be sent to the back.
Derrick Diamond: I hope he doesn’t send him to the back, Stitches promised he would perform a magic trick after the match.
The distraction gives Pogo the opportunity to crawl under the ring and sneak out on the other side as he runs up the steel stairs before jumping up the back of Devlin Knight as he tries to lock in the dreaded Full Nelson.
CENTURION: Doesn’t this clown know that he needs longer arms for that??
Derrick Diamond: I have been told that Jenny Myst has been doing Yoga Myst has been doing Yoga in order for him to move into difficult to find spots!!
CENTURION: I didn’t wanted to know that thank you!!!
Devlin Knight tries to reach for Pogo behind his back, but the small clown has locked his head between the shoulder blades of the Intercontinental champion while holding on desperately to his neck muscles. Devlin then turns sideways and drives Pogo spine first into the steel ring post before rolling him back in the ring as he follows him back in as well. He grabs Pogo by the arms and lifts him up for a Back Breaker across the knee before wrapping his hands upon his tiny legs and head as he tries to gain a submission victory over the clown. This causes the fans to cheer the Intercontinental champion on as Pogo is desperately trying to break the tight grip that Devlin has on him.
Derrick Diamond: I have a bad feeling about this!!!
Ultimately we see Pogo tap across the forearm of Devlin Knight, causing him to relinquish the hold as he starts to raise his arms in the air in victory. Only to notice that the official was distracted by Stitches who had climbed upon the ring apron, telling him that his shoe laces had gone loose.
CENTURION: OH damn that other clown!! Devlin should have won that match in record time!!!
Devlin interjects himself between the official and Stitches, grabs him by the long coat that he is wearing and tosses him into the ring over the top rope to much delight of the fans. Stitches backs off to the corner, pleading to Devlin Knight for not harming him as he only did what he was told to do by Pogo. Only to slither out of the ring as Pogo got up and drives his head in the back of Devlin’s knee before rolling Devlin up for his patented…
Derrick Diamond: The SMALLEST PACKAGE!!!!
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But Devlin manages to use his leg strength to his advantage as he kicks out with ease, sending Pogo into the turnbuckles. He quickly climbs the second turnbuckle as he jumps off the second turnbuckle only to be caught by a kick in the midsection by the Intercontinental champion to much delight from the fans. He grabs Pogo by the left leg and locks him in a Single Leg Boston Crab as Pogo is screaming in agonizing pain.
CENTURION: This has to be it!! No way that Pogo can escape….
Derrick Diamond: Briliant!!!!
We see Stitches toss a rope towards his tag team partner Stitches who catches it, he then uses all of his strength to pull Pogo and Devlin to the edge of the ring as that gives Pogo the opportunity to grab the bottom rope as Stitches screams at the ref to break the hold. This causes the official to demand that Stitches needs to go to the back as he had seen what he had done, causing both Pogo and Stitches to get irate as the fans cheer in unison. The official warns them that if Stitches does not leave the ring in ten seconds that Pogo will automatically lose the match. This causes Stitches to leave as fans wave him off to the back as Pogo is begging for him to come back before feeling a hand tap him on the shoulder.
Derrick Diamond: Whatever you do Pogo, don’t turn around!!!
Pogo lifts his left hand up to his right shoulder, touching the much bigger hand that is squeezing his shoulder as he starts to swallow. He slowly turns his head around, only to be spun around in circles by Devlin Knight who then grabs him by the arms and lifts him up air and places him over his shoulders. There he starts to use a Fireman Carry into a Samoan Drop before going for the cover.
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The count stops at two as Devlin Knight lifts Pogo's shoulders off the canvas as he tells the official that he isn’t done with this clown.
Derrick Diamond: Oh no this is bad news for the clown Cent!!!
CENTURION: Even though I would love to see this clown get his ass handed to him, but then again. If you can beat him then do it!! Because we do remember what he did to the former tag team champs!!!
Devlin Knight gets up, drags Pogo to the nearest turnbuckle as he places him on the top turnbuckle before wanting to step upon the second rope in order to climb to the top rope for a Super Plex. Only to have Pogo spray water into his eyes as that causes Devlin Knight to stagger backwards one step, Pogo then jumps off the top turnbuckle and kicks Devlin Knight into the chest with both of his tiny legs. This causes Devlin Knight to fall down on his back as Pogo immediately runs over and goes for the cover.
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But Devlin manages to kick out, we see Pogo immediately follow it up by running to the ropes and comes off the ropes, does a hand stand into an elbow drop across the chest of Devlin Knight and then runs around a circle around him before going for the cover.
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Devlin Knight bench presses the 4’5 clown off of him as that causes him to land in the corner of the ring with a shocked look on his face.
CENTURION: That’s what you get when you showboat for too long Pogo!!!....
Pogo sees Devlin Knight approaching him, causing him to quickly turn around and try to crawl underneath the bottom rope to escape the Intercontinental champion. But Devlin Knight grabs him by the legs and yanks him five feet away from the ropes before locking him in a Single Leg Boston Crab as Pogo is trying to fight his way to reach the ropes.
Derrick Diamond: He is too small to reach it!!!!
We see Devlin crank up the hold as that causes little Pogo to pass out as the official calls for the bell and awards the win to Devlin Knight.
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WINNER VIA PASS OUT: DEVLIN KNIGHT
Match Time: 17:00
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After the smoke is settled and the final bell is tolled in the Devlin Knight vs Pogo match, “Look In My Eyes” cranks up bringing the fans into waves of heat, and total hatred. The music brings out Clyde Newton, who walks to the ring with marked purpose in his strides. He means business, clad in attire themed around him and his badassery, complete with the X-Division championship around his wait.
CENTURION: What the hell is he doing here? He’s one of the Fortunate Ones. I thought they were banned still.
DERRICK DIAMOND: Sonya Benson pulled some legal wizardry recently that allows them to make certain appearances, now that she is having issues with Duncan on Brawl. She also became a sports agent and has been dealing with TFO contracts. Some may come to Brawl for competition now. They are her guests- invite only. And Clyde’s here because Devlin cowardly attacked him on Smash. At least Clyde is being a man and letting Devlin know he’s coming to deal with him.
Clyde steps into the ring and sheds his championship and jacket, placing them in a corner while Devlin shouts something at him. There’s no trash talk from Clyde. No asking for a mic. He is in ass-kicking mode and steps to the middle of the ring with his arms out and flips two middle fingers at him. Devlin takes him up on it and trudges forward on battle-fatigued legs.
Clyde ducks under the attempt and hits the ropes behind him, using them for maximum speed and velocity as they rocket him back toward Devlin just as he turns around.
DERRICK DIAMOND: BROOKLYN’S FINEST!
The impact from the specialized spear is sickening like a JDAM hitting its target. It figuratively cuts Devlin in half, sending him into a flip before landing on the mat folded into the fetal position. Clyde mounts and cups Devlin’s head, and punches him mercilessly with a bombardment of fists before capping it off with a huge bitchslap like Devlin is his hoe and Clyde is his pimp.
Standing up, Clyde grabs Devlin’s Intercontinental Championship and SPITS on it then tosses it on Devlin’s body. After beating Devlin’s ass, Clyde produces a set of handcuffs and cuffs both of Devlin’s hands to the top ring rope, then turns and gestures up the ramp.
“Run This Town” cranks up and the crowd unleashes hatred as J Mont, Amber Mansly, and Sonya Benson emerge, the group flanked by Smith and Norris.
While the group makes their way to the ring Centurion is yelling all sorts of things about TFO being banned from Brawl and Derrick Diamond is correcting him at every turn, reminding him that they are Sonya’s guests since she’s been allowed here for her deal with Duncan Ryder.
As they get closer to the ring, Norris is found to be carrying a basket for some reason, and Sonya collects a steel chair before entering the ring herself. When the full faction is finally inside the ring, Devlin realizes he is fucked but he remains defiant, shouting and spitting at them.
Their music fades out, leaving the insanely loud jeers. Smith produces duct tape and tapes Devlin’s mouth shut. And from here most of the Fortunate Ones step back, allowing Sonya to emerge center stage, which she does and places the chair a few feet in front of Devlin and sits in it. Gracefully slinging a sleek leg over the other, the Vile Bitch leans forward.
SONYA BENSON: Hi, Devlin. I don’t believe we’ve met. I’m Sonya Benson.
She grins at him like a hungry shark would a dolphin. The fans ease off, getting worried.
SONYA BENSON: You see these three fine folks behind me? *thumbs gestures to Amber, Clyde, and J Mont* They’ve bled, cried, and poured their heart and soul into this sport just like you have. They’ve sacrificed family and all types of things to be in WGWF, to be a wrestler, just like you have. Now you may not like their brash talk and the ways they go about winning matches, but there was a time when you acted the very same way. I know you’ve changed your ways, and someday they may change their heart and do the same, but they haven’t yet.
She pauses to let that sink in.
SONYA BENSON: And yet you’ve taken it upon yourself to talk talk talk talk talk annnnnnd talk about J Mont, about them. Smack talking back and forth is well and good but then you fucked up. You see, they’re on Smash. You’re not. J Mont is dealing with John Cable and Lexi Gold, and Enigma looms after he disposes of John and Lexi. Clyde is beefing with Damage and is focusing on defending the X Title. Amber is going all in for the Bloodlust belt, that’s where her focus is. And you? You’re the IC champion of Brawl who abandoned the brand you vowed to be the standard-bearer for and went on a full-blown rampage attack on Smash. Forcing your way to the front of the feud line by attacking J Mont is one thing, but you also attacked Clyde and Amber. They didn’t attack you. They were focusing on their stuff. But, since you’re so comfy dealing with them, you’re now dealing with ME. See, when you went on your attacking spree, you forgot me.
Sonya gestures and Norris opens the basket, pulling out a sewing kit. The crowd has grown silent now, knowing that she doesn’t intend to sew his torn clothes.
SONYA BENSON: What’s that old Chinese proverb? If you leave one wolf alive, the sheep are never safe.
CENTURION: That’s a Game of Thrones reference, not a Chinese proverb!
DERRICK DIAMOND: I’ll take your word for it since you’re old enough to have heard the old Chinese proverbs when they were first spoken, but I tell you what, I’ll be the Jamie Lannister to Sonya’s Queen Cersei anytime!
Benson motions and the crew slap more duct tape on Devlin’s mouth and hold him tight as Sonya Benson continues..
SONYA BENSON: TA-DA! Problem solved. You won’t be talking very much for a while. Now, for the bad part.
Another gesture and Shaun Hart comes down to the ring carrying a bound and gagged K. C. Knight (formerly known as Casie Debonaire) over his shoulder, and he has two red hot glowing cattle prods aka branding irons in his hand. The crew grabs K.C. and slams her on the mat in front of Devlin, who is utterly beside himself going ballistic to get free.
SONYA BENSON: Since you introduced her to Amber so cruelly, this is, well, kinda your fault. So we are going to return the favor towards you in letting you know we won’t let you play games with us. .
Sonya hands one branding iron to J Mont, who grins like a maniac and holds it close to her face as he looks at Devlin Knight who goes insane.
CENTURION: DON’T DO THIS!!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!
SONYA BENSON: Devlin, it’s real simple. We have stuff happening on Smash. You and J Mont will have your time to rip each other apart soon. Until then stay in your FUCKING lane. Amber? Want to close us out?
AMBER MANSLEY: Definitely! I want to commemorate this whole thing the right way.
Amber pulls out a paper bag that has a picture of J Mont on it. Using K.C.’s body as a floormat, she wipes her feet on her while she places the bag over Devlin’s head.
AMBER MANSLEY: There! Much better. Come on guys, huddle up. It’s selfie time!
They do as she asks and pose like a bunch of cool kids while she takes a selfie with them. until they all leave allowing Devlin Knight to crawl over K.C. Knight
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The shot cuts to the backstage area, where the former WGWF World Heavyweight Champion, “Cholo” Giovanni Santana, is seen talking with some special Make-A-Wish fans as he prepares for commentary duties in the Mac Bane/Goth match later tonight.
Cholo: Keep fighting the good fight mi little gente, Cholo believes in you… He knows that if you put your heart to it, you can overcome anything. Now, go have fun, enjoy the show. Cholo will see you in a little bit, promise.
The fans thank him and move off, with Cholo watching them go, glad he could make a difference. Suddenly, behind him, a gruff voice is heard.
Peter Vaughn: Cholo…
Cholo spins around, seeing Vaughn standing there, holding a barbed wire broomstick in one hand. Vaughn still got bandages on his forehead and arms due to the brawl and subsequent assault on the last Monday Night Smash. Cholo takes a step back, preparing himself.
Cholo: Hola Pe-... Um, geez amigo, you look like hell. What’s with the new toy? That’s not for me, is it?
Peter Vaughn: Don’t flatter yourself. This isn’t for you. Have you seen your ‘brother in sin’, Xavier Lux, around? Because I’m looking for him…
Vaughn subconsciously tightens his grip on his barbed weapon, a threatening posture to almost anyone who doesn’t want to become shredded. Cholo just shakes his head.
Cholo: Um, no Cholo hasn’t seen him, though he heard he’s been kicking ass on Smash…
Vaughn gives him the stink eye as he takes a step closer to Cholo.
Cholo: Woah Pedro, tranquilo, take it easy… That’s not what Cholo meant. Xavi is on his own path, trying to find his way in WGWF, and Cholo is just staying in his lane and out of his way. Believe me amigo, Cholo hasn’t seen him… and he was just as shocked as anyone when he did what he did…
Vaughn steps away for a moment, studying Cholo, wondering if he’s lying to him.
Peter Vaughn: Y’know, Cholo… I don’t have that many friends in this world. Most have turned their backs on me at one time or another, in some way or fashion. I still considered Xavier to be a guy I trusted. But then he kicked that barbed-wire “Bertha” into my face. He drove me head-first into that chair. He tried to take me out of the game. And I’m not going to forget, Cholo. And I won’t forgive.
He takes a menacing step closer to Cholo, who isn’t intimidated, but he also sympathises with him.
Cholo: He brought Bertha back, didn’t he? Cholo is sorry it has come down to this, he really is… Like you, Lux has very little friends, myself included, so again, Cholo was shocked he would do that to you… But knowing him, Cholo knowsXavi did that knowing exactly what it would mean, and the hell that would follow it… Especially from you. Cholo is sure he still treasures you as a friend, but the Bloodbath title has blinded him. Having said this, you do what you need to do Pedro… Cholo doesn’t like two of his friends going out for blood like this, but he won’t get in your way. He understands.
Peter Vaughn: You understand, huh? You know me, Cholo. I’ve been through wars that most wrestlers have never seen. I survived them all. Xavier should have known better. He should have realized that making me his enemy going into WrestleWars was the worst thing he could ever do. Because now I’m going to make sure that the Bloodbath lives up to its name.
For a moment, Vaughn looks down at the wrapped broomstick, reinforced with steel panels along it to keep it from shattering, as well as doing more damage. He slowly turns away from Cholo, exposing his back to him.
Peter Vaughn: … Are you still my friend, Cholo?
Cholo thinks for a moment, and then places his hand on Vaughn’s shoulder. He doesn’t react at all, waiting to see if Cholo is just lining him up for a backstabbing shot. But instead, Cholo, with that hand, turns him around gently, until they are eye to eye again.
Cholo: Cruisers 4 life, amigo.
He holds up his hand for a bro-handshake. Vaughn returns it, nodding to Cholo, as the picture cuts back to ringside.
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Ding! Ding! Ding!
The bell has rang as we see two men that know each other very well, both men consider each other brothers as the crowd is gearing up to watch this match. A rather large portion of the crowd is beginning a Cholo chant, causing the former World and Television champion to raise his hand in reaction to their chanting..
Centurion: How does that make you feel Cholo? To know that this crowd believes in you and wants you to regain that title from Mac Bane??
Cholo: Look at Cholo’s arm Centurion, goosebumps. Cholo has been getting them since day 1 because the fans have been behind Cholo since day 1. Without them, MI GENTE! Cholo is nothing, without them, he wouldn’t have made it this far and it is with them, and for them, that he will regain his precious.
We see Mac Bane have his head turned towards the man who he had won the title from, smirking sadistically towards the number one contender as Goth charges in from his blind side and starts to hammer away at Mac Bane. Goth follows it up with an Irish Whip, only to have Mac reverse it by sending Goth into the ropes. He sets himself up for a big time Lariat from Hell, but Goth manages to avoid it by ducking underneath the swinging arm as he comes off the ropes with a shoulder tackle that grounds Mac Bane as he uses his veteran experience to roll out of the ring to break Goth’s momentum. Mac Bane slowly walks around the ring, starts to antagonize the crowd who are screaming at him as we see Goth step through the ropes and gets to the outside, grabbing Mac by the back of his head in order to drive him face first into the steel barricades, only to have Mac Bane alter it by driving an elbow into the ribs and then follows it up by driving Goth’s face into the barricades. This causes Goth to stagger backwards while being partially blinded as he has his hands in front of his face. Mac grabs him by the back of his head and sends him face first into the steel ring post, causing Goth to fall down upon his back as we see Mac stand over his fallen body like a predator.
Derek Diamond: Damn, this Mac Bane is a cold blooded individual. I mean these two consider each other as close as brothers. I cannot consider what he would do to you Cholo, does that concern you??
Cholo: If this was Cholo’s first match with Mac, absolutely… But Cholo has been in 3 matches with this man now… He knows what Mac is capable of, hell, he has tried to do everything but kill Cholo… and guess what Derrick? Cholo is still here.
Mac kneels down, grabs the back of Goth’s head and starts to drive closed fists into the forehead of Goth who slowly starts to bust open. Mac charges into the wound like a shark, changing the closed fists for forearm shots and even starts to bite above the open wound to increase the punishment upon the screaming Goth as the official cannot do a damn thing but watch on.
Centurion: This may just get out of hand!!!!
Cholo: Mi madre! Are you guys sure these two are friends?!
Mac Bane stops biting as he grabs Goth by a handful of hair and drags him across the ringside area after pulling him up to his feet, there whips Goth spine first into the steel barricades before measuring him for a clothesline that would send him into the crowd. Only to have Goth lower his head and Back Body Drop Mac Bane into the crowd as his massive frame comes crashing down into the seats of the front row when the fans who were seated got out of the way in the nick of time. We see Goth drop down to a knee, shaking his head as he places his taped up hand to his forehead to check on how badly the bleeding really is. Goth slowly gets to his feet, steps over the steel barricades as he ignores the bleeding and the pain he is feeling, solely having the intention to return the favour to the world champion. He grabs hold of Mac Bane’s hair and bashes him onto the steel barricade before lifting him up in the air as Mac drops throat across the top of the barricade as this causes him to clasp across the throat. Goth stares down at him before lifting his head upwards, causing his hair to fall backwards as he sinks in the hatred that the crowd has for both men. He places his hands across the barricades while putting his boot across the throat of Mac as the champion attempts to push him Goth off of him.
Centurion: Cholo, I know you aren’t a vicious individual. But even you got to love watching Goth take it to Mac Bane like this.
Cholo: You see Cholo smiling don’t ya amigo? The only thing that would make this better is if Cholo was the one doing the damage… But all in good time, for now, Cholo will just enjoy Goth tear the ‘devil in a cowboy hat’ apart.
Goth finally pulls his boot from Mac Bane’s throat, leaning down as he grabs him by the hair and slowly pulls him back up to his feet. There Goth drives a knee in the midsection from Mc Bane before grabbing one of the fans folding chairs and blasts it across the back of Mac Bane before tossing it onto the concrete padded floor on the other side of the barricade as Goth manages to toss Mac back over the barricade to the ringside area. There he steps over the barricades and sets Mac Bane up for a DDT on the folding chair, but Mac Bane wraps both arms around the waist of Goth as he drives him spine first into the apron. We see the pain upon the bloodied face as Mac Bane slowly gets up to a standing position and grabs hold of both the top and middle rope, tying both wrists between the two ropes in order for Goth to be unable to defend himself with his arms. Mac Bane grabs the folding chair as he drives the top part of it into the ribs of Goth before breaking the top part as he whacks it straight into the face of Goth. The impact of the blow causes Goth’s hands to be freed from goth the ropes as the Messiah of Pain drops down upon his back while holding onto his face in pain.
Derrick Diamond: I just hope Goth didn’t got a piece from that folding chair into his eyes!!!
Cholo: Goth is a good looking hombre, but Cholo’s not sure after getting that facial from Bane.
Mac Bane starts to choke Goth while screaming at him, Goth tries to make it Mac Bane difficult by putting his hands into his face in a futile fashion. Mac Bane follows it up by driving series of forearms into the face before lifting him up over his shoulder and sets Goth up for him to get driven into the steel ring post. But Goth manages to slip out of his grip, pushing Mac bane face first into the steel ring post instead before rolling Mac back into the ring as he slowly rolls his body into the ring as well as he goes for the first cover.
1!!!
2!!
Mac Bane manages to kick out, we see blood still dripping from the face of Goth as he wipes some of the blood out of his eyes. He quickly starts to drop series of punches to the cranium of Mac Bane before dropping a knee across the forehead. Goth takes a few deep breaths as he then grabs Mac by the hair and pulls him up, screaming at him before delivering a picture perfect standing dropkick that staggers Mac Bane into the corner. Goth quickly gets to his feet, grabs hold of the ribs for a moment before charging in on Mac Bane with a running Lariat that drops Mac to a seated position as his head is resting against the middle turnbuckle. Goth starts to put the boots to him before grabbing Mac by the legs as he pulls him away as Mac is now head first underneath the bottom turnbuckle, Goth drops down for a Slingshot, causing Mac’s face to hit the turnbuckle as this causes his neckmuscles to feel the full blunt of the blow.
Cholo: Goth is a beastia, and Cholo knows a thing or two about that!
Derrick Diamond: Good God!!! Goth is going for the cover!!!
Goth drags Mac to the middle of the ring before going for the cover.
1!!!
2!!!
Thr…
Mac barely manages to get one of his shoulder off the canvas, causing Goth to look over to the official as he starts to tell him that this had to be a three count. He shakes his head as the official doesn’t respond in a positive fashion to his remark. He grabs Mac by the head, lifts him up and sets him up for his finishing move as he slowly manages to spin him around as both backs are now being turned towards each other.
Centurion: Sinful Confessions is coming!!!!
Cholo: Is this really it amigos?!
But Goth doesn’t do a damn thing when we suddenly hear Jenny Myst’s music as Jenny’s titan tron starts to show up. Goth’s eyes widen between the now partially dried up blood on his face as we see Jenny Myst run to the ring with only one thing on her mind.
Derrick Diamond: I am going to hide under the table, if you two are smart you would do as well!!!
Centurion: Get away from there!!!
Cholo: This is no bueno, the match was going along great without interference!
Jenny Myst slides into the ring, causing Goth to let go off the finishing move on the World champion in order to attack the Television Champion. Jenny Myst ducks underneath the clothesline from Goth as she runs past Mac bane and comes off the ropes with a Flying Forearm that sends Goth through the ropes to the outside. Jenny then measures Goth on the outside, watching him slowly drag himself back to his feet as she runs herself back into the ropes on the opposite side before jumping through the ropes into Goth with a Suicide Dive as that causes Goth to hit hard into the steel barricades as the fans go nuts for the Television champion.
Centurion: I cannot blame Jenny Myst Cholo, she just like you by Mac Bane has been tormented in recent shows!! She finally decided to get some retribution on Goth!!!
Cholo: yeah but didn’t she just beat Goth at The DPI3? Wasn’t that enough?
We see Mac Bane standing in the ring, watching Jenny Myst taking turns on the man that has kidnapped her doll Amby. He is laughing before turning his attention towards Cholo, starting to taunt him to get into the ring as we can see the intensity on the face of the former World champion. Causing him to stand up as the crowd starts to roar in anticipation as Mac Bane backs up and motions for Cholo to get in the ring. We see Jenny Myst send Goth up for an Irish Whip, but only for Goth to reverse it and send her into Cholo. He then turns his attention towards Mac Bane and slides back in the ring as these two start to trade blows once more. Cholo quickly lets go off the Television Champion and politely apologises before sliding into the ring and goes after Mac Bane as well. Mac sees him coming and whips Goth into Cholo before running the ropes and deck the Messiah of Pain with a running lariat that nearly decapitates him before going for the cover.
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2!!!
3!!!
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WINNER VIA PINFALL: MAC BANE
Match Time: 22:30
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Mac Bane quickly exits the ring as he holds up his arms in victory as we see Cholo standing inside the ring staring daggers at Mac Bane as the show comes to an end.
Match writing: Goth, Peter Vaughn
Segment work: The Clowns, Jenny Myst, Goth, Cholo, Peter Vaughn, The Unfortunate Ones, Mac Bane