Post by lajohnnystylez on Nov 3, 2023 23:26:20 GMT -5
…4 DAZE 19 HoURZ AGO
Anyway, enough of the obvious, because while the pay per view event came off as a tremendous success not everyone can say they were able to properly enjoy the fruits of their labor on account of failures and defeats…
!!!!DeFeaTZ and F’N FaiLuReZ!!!!
But What Most Of You DWEEBZ Don’T REALIZE IS THaT THiS Be OnE oF THe MoST CRuCIAL MoMeNTZ oF THeIR CaReeRZ
Do they pick themself up? And in Johnny’s case literally dust themselves off? Get back in the fight? Or allow their ego to consume them, the same way it has almost everyone of us at one point or another, that makes it fucking
~!$!~ I.M.P.O.S.S.I.B.L.E. ~!$!~
TO SEE ANY LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL
ANd then they storm out of whatever arena they were in with their last pay check, a few fresh scrapes and bruises, and the few tiny remaining shards of dignity. Because facing the sea of faceless faces at any given WGWF event after all but ensuring victory only to emerge from the back empty handed and sick to your stomach from all the humble pie you were forced to choke down. For those who have experienced this during your career can see why saying phuck it and avoiding it altogether is the route many gladly choose.
It would be so phucking easy! Just slip out the back door go back to living the smut peddlers lucrative and always sexy business and forget pro wrestling was ever a thing…He’s done it before…More than once actually! But one has to wonder…Is this really it? He’s really gunna go out like that? Well when those saw what yall are about to wouldn’t be shocked if Monday Night Smash went live and Johnny Stylez was no where to be found…Because when they were finally able to pull him from his shallow grave things were…Well actually we will leave this one open to interpretation because for the first time in his life since he was old enough to know anything worth a shit Johnny Stylez wasn’t sure about anything.
Had the game passed him by like it had so many others? Is he even capable of making good on the promises he made when he came in the door? On paper it looks pretty bad…He has been around for an entire pay per view cycle and is still to claim his first victory…ANd Johnny Stylez may be an asshole and act like he hates all kind of shit but the list of things he actually hates is actually comparable to the list of people who actually remember
!!!!JMONT WoN THe WGWF World Title!!!!
..Bc HE DID…DIDN’T HE?...Yeah YOU’RE RIGHT WHO F’N CAREZ???
So anyway we find ourselves in the locker room area of Johnny Stylez. He is covered from heard to toe in dirt and dried up blood. He has a cold dead stare shooting from his baby blues as he just glares off into LA LA Land while a team of WGWF medical staff are trying to make sure he is alright. It took them nearly 25 minutes to pull him from underneath the dirt Damage and the leader of their Girl Scout Troop dumped on him to ensure they both didn’t leave the Cannibis Cup as the
!!!!!F’N SHIT KICKIN L.O.S.E.R.Z.!!!!!
THEY ARE AND ALWAYS HAVE BEEN!
We see Johnny’s tracks leading up to his locker as the dirt is just truly caked on this poor bastard. Typically during times like these Johnny is beyond FURIOUS…There is usually lots of broken shit and perhaps a police report or two…But Johnny just sits there like he was waiting to get a fuggin flu shot or some shit. His gaze is empty, but his lips are almost curved into a very eerie smirk. The medical staff are asking him questions that recieve no answers. He doesn’t even look their way…Its almost as if to him they aren’t even here at all. Until we see his head quickly jerk around the room as if he was trying to locate something specific..But the frantic look on his face eventually gives way to a onr of sheer confusion as the voices asking him questions are fading in and out like bad cell service…ANd then the sound of laughing…more cackling really…Its kinda creepy and that’s not even taking into account that Johnny quickly realizes he is the only one who can hear it.
HA…
HA….
HAHAHAHAHA
WGWF Medical Staff: Mr. Stylez can you hear me? Are you feeling any pain in your head like a migraine? Are you feeling dizzy or lightheaded? And for the love of God please make this easy on us this time and make sure you list everything you put into your body before you walked out to the ring. This AGAIN is important information we need in order to properly get you the care that you need…So Mr. Stylez if you don’t answer one of us in the next 15 seconds I am going to reprimand you until you go get cleared from your doctor and you speak to a mental health professional…
Suddenly its like the life returned to Johnny’s eyes as he looks over at the Medical Examinder and his smirk turns into a full blown smile as Johnny breaks out into hysterical
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LA Johnny Stylez: Wait don’t tell me your name is Landon or Brenen or something lame like that? Listen to me nurse Brennan, unless you are offering the good pain meds then I’m afraid our business here is concluded…I have some very important meetings to get to right away…RIGHT AWAY…There isn’t a moment to waste! So please tell ur people to get the phuck out of my face, pack up their pokers and prodders, and go tend to the real problem which is of course the two lost members of the human centipede who are apparently
!!!!!SuiCiDaL!!!!!
…And NOT TO MENTION VERY VERY PHUCKIN STUPID!!!!
SO I demand that you up jumped candy stripers unhook me from all these machines at once, because your boy is in serious need of a got damn drink…
WGWF Medical Personel: Mr. Stylez we know being an ass is kind of your thing…and despite your lack of respect you have for us and our position we are medical professionals and it is our duty to advise against having that drink! It is not in your health’s best interest…Because also we don’t know if you sustained any other serious injuries during that barbaric match you had out there tonight…
Johnny in no time at all is unhooked from the machines and is making his way towards the exit when the WGWF Trainer’s words reach his ears. Everyone standing around suddenly gets quiet as we find ourselves entangled into some weird negative energy, as Stylez stands there in silence for the briefest of moments after the trainer finished saying what he did. Johnny then spins around trying to stop himself from laughing, but fails…Miserably
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Everyone stands around trying to make sense of what is going on as Johnny Stylez is now down to one knee clutching his sides laughing hysterically, until he quickly shoots up to his feet and his smile vanishes faster than Anicka Swan’s undergarments after two blunts and a little bit of tequila…OK a lot a bit of tequila. But Johnny now has the trainer who issued the warning against Johnny partaking in any drinking by the throat. Everyone who wasn’t standing sure as shit is now as everyone is standing in this really awkward silence as they await Johnny’s next move so they can all grasp what kind of situation they all now find themselves in. Johnny looks around at all the medical trainers and other backstage bystanders that are trying to record this on their phones so they can take credit for something they weren’t apart of outside of stupid Murphy’s LAW LUCK!...But should still be good enough for a handful of likes on the TIK TOK
Johnny’s eyes raise as his smile is now ear to ear. He pats the trainer on the head who is visibly scared shitless because he is being held by the throat by one of the most dangerous men in all of pro wrestling, and given what little they know about his current mind state makes him even more dangerous than usual. But don’t worry Johnny breaks the silence and urges everyone to be calm, as he slightly pulls the trainer over to the corner where he sees one of the nurses purses open. Johnny reaches his hand inside the purse and removes a can of pepper spray in a pink camo case. Johnny dangles it in front of the trainer's face before shooting his eyes around the room making sure he had everyone's attention.
Johnny notices how tense and afraid some of these people are and Johnny releases his grip from the trainer's throat as Johnny shakes his head while the trainer gasps for air while the color returns to his face. After a few moments Johnny takes his finger and lifts the trainer’s face by the bottom of his chin to where they are now eye to eye, as Johnny starts to speak,
LA Johnny Stylez: ALRIGHT EVERYONE…LISTEN EVERYONE NEEDS TO JUST STAY CALM AND BE FUCKING COOL…DO WE ALL UNDERSTAND THAT?...What about you nurse Jackie you smellin what I’m stepping in?...Everyone just be calm, cool, and casual and no one will leave here with any new injuries or bruises…But if one of you breaks the coalition of cool we just now established, know the consequences will be swift and severe…ANd if you think all it is is a lil blast in the face with this pink pepper spray then you as well maybe want to refer to someone who is actually good at thinking from now on. Now Jackie…Can I count on your cooperation?
Johnny waits for a moments allowing the awkward silence fills the room, Johnny’s fingers leave the trainer’s chin as both of Johnny’s hands wrap around the trainer’s cheeks as Johnny holds the trainers face at an upward angle to where his eyes are the only pair of eyes the trainer sees. The rage that was in Johnny’s eyes slowly melts away back into another large smile. His hair is blue and brown from all the dirt still. He is literally still caked in dirt, but has one of the head medical staff for the WGWF on his knees about one scowl away from pissing himself. Johnny then removes his right hand from the trainer’s face, but then quickly pulls it back and slams it across the exposed cheek slapping him clean across the face. Everyone standing around gasps as Stylez looks up at all of them and makes a jerking off motion with his hands. Johnny then takes a step backwards and uses his far right leg to pull the closest chair over to him. Johnny plops his ass down on the chair and then once again wraps both of his hands around the trainers pudgy schmuck face.
LA Johnny Stylez: You know what your problem is Candy Stripe?...You know what all of your problems are? You guys take yourselves wayyyyyy to phucking seriously! You have to learn how to look at even the shittiest situations in life and find ways to laugh, because if you don’t laugh then I don’t see any scenario that doesn’t result in certifiable madness! Because it’s all a got damn joke…One gigantic absurdly sick phucking joke that you have to laugh at…Because…Because well, because it’s funny! Ohh please someone hurry and get this nurse a got damn Nurse you’re lookin a little pale there pal…I’m not scaring you am I?...I mean you did hear what I just said right? It’s time to lighten up around this bitch. It’s the beginning of a new era and everything…We should all celebrate, because I may be a lil banged up but whats another three or four scars when you have already lost count a long time ago?...Am I right or am I right? RIGHT?...HELO? PAGING Dr. TALLYWHACKER?!? Nurse..ya know what fuggin guy…What’s your name? Because at first I called you Nurse Jackie cause that’s the only nurse I could think of on short notice, and while the more I sit here and think about it I can’t tell if you are more nurse Jackie or more rapey frat boy who put his Justin Bieber wig on BASS ACKWARDZ!?
WGWF Trainer: My name is Doctor Bre…
LA Johnny Stylez: Holy fuggin shit so you are a doctor and a nurse at the same time? That sounds complicated but pretty wicked bro! Ohhh I’m sorry Nurse Dr. Jackie you were about to tell me your name…Wait don’t tell me…It’s Brenden isn’t it?
WGWF Trainer: Actually yeah that is my name…How did you know?
LA Johnny Stylez: Cause I can just tell, you can tell the ones that used to dress like a drunk Easter Bunny helped you pick out what bright colored shirt to go with your khakis and boat shoes! But see Dr. Jackie I think you are still missing the point…I still think you are wound up a little too tight…Would you like to hear a joke?
WGWF Trainer: A…uh…a joke?
LA Johnny Stylez: Yes you have heard one before right?
WGWF Trainer: Ye…Yes sir…Sure I’ll hear a joke?
LA Johnny Stylez: PERFECT!...K here it goes…KNOCK KNOCK.
Brendan The Trainer: Uh…um…
LA Johnny Stylez: Come on Dr. Bren Bren…It’s a simple question with an even easier answer…KNOCK KNOCK MOTHER PHUCKER?
Brendan The Trainer: Um…Who’s the…
!!!!!!!BAM!!!!!!!
In one swift fluid motion Johnny rams his forehead into Dr. Brenden’s nose…Johnny then removes the safety latch on the pink camouflage pepper spray and spreys the good Doc with the pepper spray Johnny then stands up and throws Dr. Brendan to the ground and starts to kick and stomp him like he was on fire…And everyone in the room just stood there and watched. Johnny was clearly not in his right mind…But still he had enough presence of mind to stop kicking Dr. Brendan’s face in, and then he turns to the other medical pros and says…
LA Johnny Stylez: Well if you assbags aren’t gunna let a brother get down and get a drink…Then I’ll take three bottles of NORCOS..and they better be the got damn yellow ones I don’t play with the white bullshit! K?...SO we good?...Everyone good? What’s with the faces guys? What???…did yall like not get it or whatever? Cause if that be the case I really don’t mind telling it again?
Suddenly a hand appears from stage left and hands Johnny a white prescription pad for his norcos…Johnny looks down at it like it was the answer to questions he forgot he asked. Johnny then looks around at everyone gawking at him desperately waiting for Johnny to move so they could get to their friend and colleague who was badly hurt bleeding all over the ground all because he answered the door without checking who it was first! ROOKIE MISTAKE BRO!!!
Johnny stands taking a moment to collect himself he then looks around and picks up a jacket that was hanging on the back of a chair near the exit that doesn’t even belong to him. He puts it on and then chucks the medical staff the deuces as they all rush to their friends side. Johnny checks the jacket pockets and pulls out a pack of Lucky’s. He pops on in his mouth and cups his hands and lights it. He takes a few drags before heading for the exit. Before he exits the building Johnny stops and takes a long deep drag from his cigarette as if he had to stop to collect his thoughts. He then looks up and all around him as a sinister smile once again creeps across his face. Johnny then takes his cigarette butt and presses it against the NO SMOKING sign on the door before swinging it open.
The PaRaGoNa oF AMeRiKaNa steps out into the night air and takes a long deep breathe that he exhales through his nostrils as it appears a look of solace and serenity comes across his face. Johnny doesn’t head towards the rental…No on a night such as this it would be a crime to not take the rare opportunity to take in the night air and go for a lil stroll. Even if you are still covered in so much dirt you look like you are leaving tracks for Elmur Fudd to follow. So PHUCK IT right? N Sure maybe I’ve got a concussion and actually need medical attention, but it kinda feels like I may be in the early parts or perhaps even the actual middle of a got damn break through!! I don’t have
!!!!!F’N TiMe 4 MeDiCaL ATTENTiON!!!!
…THIS IS SERyOuS BuSINESS!!!!
LA Johnny Stylez: HA
…HA HA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
What’s so funny? Or at least that is the question I have been asking myself since the WGWF crew successfully pulled me from the shallow grave I was buried in live on pay per view! Honestly I don’t really know what to make of it yet myself…But ever since I was pulled from that pile of dirt Damage and his F’n
!!!!!GaRaGe SaLe GaNGReL!!!!!
F’n BURIED ME UNDER!!!
…ohh and before we go any further just because I know you aint the sharpest knife in the drawer Ragnatwat I want to make it clear that yes I am referring to
!!!!!YOUR STUPID ASS!!!!!
…And BY THE BY IF EITHER OF YOU THINK THAT WAS THE END OF IT THEN CLEARLY THINKING ISN’T EXACTLY YOUR STRONG SUIT!
…SO lemme just go out on a limb here and assume most of you self-righteous brown nosing parasites comprehend or at the very least have some vague understanding of the concept of
!!!!!MADNESS!!!!
I’m TaLKiN oFF Ya F’N RoCKeR, CLeaN oFF THe ReSeRVaTiON, KNUCKIN FUTZ!!!
Being in this business for as long as I have, fighting the wars I have fought, doing the things I have done in order to accomplish the things that I have gives me a very unique and perhaps even pure understanding of what MADNESS in its truest form actually fuggin looks like! Hell now that I’m sitting here thinking about it even my time away from my life in the BIZ deserves credit for shaping my current understanding of what it means to not only be driven
!!!!!InF’NSaNe!!!!!
BuT ALSo WHaT It TaKeZ To EnDURe IT
…And now that I finally stand on the actual brink of…ya know that thin teeny phuckin tiny line that separates the sane from the not so much I can’t help but find comfort in the freedom of it all. I mean sure it kinda looks like a bottomless pit of despair, but the more and more I give into it and allow it all in I must admit that the feeling is not just familiar it’s almost
!!!!F’n CoMFoRTaBLe!!!!
…Which Is A HuGe FuGGiN RELIEF CONSIDERING HOW SHITZ BEEN GOIN LATELY!
Cause as you all very well know my career has been anything but spectacular…Actually since we are being open and honest and shit, I’ll just flat out phuckin tell ya my career in the WGWF thus far has been a living waking never ceasing
!!!!!F’N NiGHTM.A.R.E.!!!!!
BesTeD By A SCRUB IN CHAPS LOOKIN LIKE HE GOT KICKED OUT OF THE VILLAGE PEOPLE BUT STILL LIVES AT THE Y…M…C…A!
So as I’m sure you could imagine I wasn’t exactly in a hurry to dig myself out of the shallowest grave I have ever found myself! Actually if you would have asked me then I can almost fuggin promise you I would have chosen to remain underneath a pile of dirt and a growing pile of my failures, because whatever happens to us after we die has to be better than living in a world where I was defeated by those two phuckin
!!!!!DeaDBeaTZ FRoM DIMeNSioN X!!!!!
THIS…THIS CAN’T BE REAL LIFE! NO F’N WAY!!!!
We see a brief cartoon montage of Buggs Bunny placing a single feather ontop of a massive load Elmer Fudd is desperately trying to hold up, and once the feather lands on the top item, things don’t go so well for our friend Mr. Fudd after that!
ANd that is when I phuckin heard it…I’ve never heard that sound before, but I still knew exactly what it was the moment I heard it.
I could feel my life force draining as if the part of me was in control had decided to finally surrender and give in and go on and head into the light of eternity. But before I could get two steps down the obsidian marvel road…I heard a voice that shouted with a ferocity that shook me to what I can only assume at this point is my soul. Because I then felt the breathe of life fill my lungs and the bittersweet taste of oxygen shot from my lips down into my mouth and down my throat and then to be exhaled again. I don’t know what the phuck just happened but for a dood that was just buried alive..I can’t really recall a time I felt more alive. Something of great significance has changed…Or maybe everything has changed. It is truly wonderful what a breathe of fresh air can do for the heart, body, and soul when just a few mere moments before being buried underneath an avalanche of mistakes, failures, shortcomings, and the truth.
But truth is an abstract concept? The truth always depends on who you ask…Or at least that is how it used to be before I took that first breath of fresh air and felt a sense of clarity I have truly never known before. But don’t worry kids because you won’t have to settle for our not so subtle descriptions every man, woman, and child involved with the WGWF in anyway will also soon know this same clarity…Because it makes so much sense now! I am just kinda pissed I didn’t see it sooner…But no sense crying over that shit…That was then this is NOW…and now I am heading towards lots and lots of vengeance stoked VIOLENCE that will cut a tear through the SMASH brand and echo through the halls of the entire WGWF from this moment forward.
Because as much as Damage and Low BuDGeT LOKI would like to take credit what happened the truth is a lot let less glorious…But again that depends on who you ask. Because is anyone was responsible for underestimating Damage and not accounting for his slap ass role model to come out and see to it their venture into the SMash brand didn’t wind up like all of their other losing efforts have lately! But as you can see for yourselves
!!!!!YA F’N M.O.R.O.N.Z.!!!!!
You Once Again Took A Great IDEA AND HALF ASSED IT!!!!
Because literally not even three hours after being buried underneath a dump truck of dirt, I am here on my feet preparing for the next phase…Because again if you two outdated Halloween decorations think yall put an end to the shit between us, I’m afraid to inform you that couldn’t be any further from the
!!!!!F’N TRUTH!!!!
BC THE TRUTH IS FINNA REGROUP AND THEN COME FIND YOU TWO BROKEN DILDOS AND SETTLE THIS ACCOUNT FOR GOOD!!!
This aint over…Not EVEN CLOSE! This only ends when one or both of you have been demoted to fan, or I literally haven’t a single breath in my body…Because WGWF, it has occurred to me that perhaps a change is in order. PErhaps it is time I rethink my methods…Perhaps there is something to creating this persona for the little GEICO commercial that proceeds everyone’s actual promos…Because I finally see the bigger picture…And while my view is slightly skewed…It is not terribly different from the bigger picture I've always been working on. I just learned this lesson in the fashion that is apparently my favorite. BUt when you do learn a lesson the hard way it is one that sticks with you. ANd I won’t be making the same mistakes I have made that have led us all here! But with the dawning of a new era here in the WGWF it has become clear to me that if it is indeed to take root and flourish first the weeds must be ripped from the soil..salted and rotated so it can begin anew…And the WGWF I intend on bringing to life is sans the BAD RIP OFFS of even worse rip offs like Damage and RagNAHFUCMOOK!!! So now that I got that off me chest, let me leave you with this little nugget of fun.
Take me seriously or don’t…I don’t give a fuck! Believe me or not…But this will be the day they all look back on and remember as the one that struck the match of change and lead to a BIG BANG size of a revolution to swoop through the annals of the WGWF and PRO WRESTLING HISTORY!!! But of course this is me we are talking about here…So know that for now this is all I can tell you..Err that’s not true there is one more lil tid bit I need to pass on. Because this change will not be one that is preached and speeched about from my figurative pulpit..No this transition will be one of action…ONe show at a time I will go out if my phucking way to make sure they are able to see the funny side in things, which won't be that difficult considering most of you are just bad JOKES ANYWAY
…So...I HERE AND NOW VOW THAT I WON'T STOP until I've cut from this promotion every and any cancers that weaken and threaten it’s existence…So please make sure you stay tuned because things here on the Smash brand are finna get kinky…crazy, bloody, violent, and of course the type of entertainment as only we can bring! SO make sure you join us on SMASH when I prove to everyone WHY MONDAY NIGHT SMASH WILL VERY SOON BE THE MOST APTLY NAMED RASSLIN PROGRAM OF ALL THE TIMEZ!!i So go ahead assholes keep laughing…Laugh it up while you can…Because these days of peace and quiet will not last…Because SMASH BRAND it is HIGH TIME all of us got a
!!!!!!LiL SeRyOu$!!!!!!
…AM I RIGHT?...OF COURSE I AM YOU’LL SEE!!!
So ladies and gentlemen here I stand before you proving once again that even working with his partner the combined efforts of the WGWF version of the straight to DVD version of The Flock were not enough to stop me or silence me…Which is why by the time all is said and done…What they believe they accomplished on this day will be forgotten about entirely after I put both of these closet cocksuckers on their knees before God JESUS, THEY MAMA…and the people who bought a ticket to see them
!!!!!BOTH OF THEM!!!!
(AND ONE ASKED FOR A REFUND)
And it will be on that day that everyone on the SMASH brand learnz good and got damn well the value of being the one who LAUGHS LAST!!!...SO well I guess that does it…Guess the only thing for me to say at this point is what I usually say during moments like these…SO if you’ll excuse me I’ll leave you all to the task you will all be undertaking at one point or another…SO make sure you shut your stupid mouths when you talk to me going forward because if you keep pushing I won’t even have to say my catch phrase anymore..Ill just hold up pics of what will soon become crime scene photos of what happens when LA Johnny STylez SERYOUSLY forces his enemies to
!!!!!SoaK!!!!!
!!!!!SoMe!!!!
!!!!!UP!!!!!
…Stick Around LA PuNTa MaDReZ…SHITZ FINNA GET SeRyOu$!!!
Johnny flicks his cigarette but off to the side as he flashes that trademark arrogant smirk of his as we watch Johnny Stylez look up at the night sky like it was the last one he'd ever see. He then turns and makes his way towards the streets.
The camera follows Johnny as he makes his way down the quiet dark streets. now a few blocks away from the arena he was now around a bunch of closed businesses as the hour is late. Johnny’s eyes dash around from window to window as he slowly passes the shops. He comes to the corner of a street that has a large yellow DEAD END sign hanging from a light pole. Yet Johnny finds himself strangely drawn down the dark alley way.
The DoN of DI$Re$PeCT may have passed by the window had fate not intervened. But before he took the final step that would have taken the costume shop window out of his line of sight he stops and notices something that catches his eye. IN the window is an elaborate display of super hero costumes. Spider-Man, Captain America, Iron Man, Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman…There are even a few villain costumes in the display. We see a Joker and Harley Quinn mannequin standing around a large display of movie quality face paint. Johnny’s smile grows even wider as he gets so excited he can hardly stand it. We see his head jerk around and dart from one place to another until a cool smirk informs the rest of us he had found what he was looking for. Johnny walks across the street where it appears a construction company is putting the finishing touches on this brand new shopping center.
There was a red brick base around a fountain…Only these fuggin MOMO’s left their extra bricks in a small pile inside of what will be a fountain once construction is completed. Johnny’s hand reaches into the the almost fountain and removes the 2nd biggest brick from the pile and then casually strolls back across the street tossing the brick up in his hand and catching. He then stops and acts like he is a pitcher on the mound waiting for the catcher to make the call. Johnny didn’t like the first call so he shakes it off. Johnny shakes off the next call before nodding his head after he and his invisible catcher finally got on the same page. Johnny then winds up and with every bit of force in his body throws the brick right through the window.
ALarms go off but Johnny remains calm. HE just steps inside of the window that has been completely destroyed and walks right over to the movie quality face paint and removes a few packages and then turns and continues making his way down the street like nothing happened. He rounds the corner and sees what used to be a illustrious neon sign but is now just an old warn sign flickering above the front door of the diviest dive bar any of us have seen in real life! Johnny claps his hands before walking over grabbing the handle to the door throwing it open. As Johnny stands in front of the door where normally we’d see his reflection…But instead we see a man with his green hair slicked back, and clown make up on. He was standing there in a black and white pin striped tailor made suit.
Johnny stops and gawks at this in awe as he shoots around looking over his shoulder to see if it was someone coming up from behind him. But there was no one..Johnny looked again and saw nothing but his own musty dirty and fuckin dusty reflection. So he shrugs his shoulders and grabs the handle tot eh door and swings it open. JOhnny then smiles takes a step inside and the rest my friends is
…TO BE CONTINUED!!!!
But don’t worry because even though we have to stop our story in the middle of it..That doesn’t change the fact that this time like every other phuckin time…
IS WAS AND ALWAYS F’N WILL BE
…YOUR PLEASURE!!!
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