Unaired Interview from Brawl (Artemis)
Sept 13, 2023 23:25:42 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Sept 13, 2023 23:25:42 GMT -5
OOC: The handler of Real Untamed Demon had stuff come up in real life and couldn't submit it for the Brawl show. It is just the dialogue between them. Sorry. I don't have Twitter for Artemis so please repost there if you can spare the time.
Artemis and her muse Donatello
RUD: Can you tell us a bit about yourself ?
Artemis: Hmm. No. An Artiste remains a mystery in some facets. Their true work shall be made manifest not in words but in action.
RUD: What inspired you to become a wrestler and join the WGWF ?
Artemis: Professional wrestling is unbridled ugliness. It's a wound upon the eyes. Opened and gushing. It's that which pollutes one's mind into thinking this is ok, that this is normal, and some even call it *throws nose up high* art. Only a gifted and brilliant Artiste like myself can correct this blight, yet even I will need aide in doing so. WGWF is the World's Greatest Wrestling Federation. It's only fitting that the World's Greatest Artiste start at the top and work my way down.
RUD: What sets your character apart from other wrestlers in the division?
Artemis: Because I am an Artiste you fool. Have you not been listening? Everything I do in this ring is art. Every punch. Every kick. Every hold. Every maneuver. Is delivered with the uppermost perfection and delicate precision. Every move is a modern masterpiece that only I, yes only I can put to creation.
RUD: Are there any wrestlers from the past or present who have influenced your character development?
Artemis: Absolutely not. I'm one of a kind.
RUD: Can you tell us about any specific strategies or tactics you use during matches?
Artemis: No. What kind of ignoramus would gibber about such an important aspect?
RUD: Fair I guess. How about your eye patch? Why? Do you wear it inside the ring as well?
Artemis: I wear this eye patch to reduce the level of ugliness I see traversing to and from in my daily life. If I didn't do this I would be bitter of stomach and lose my lunch regularity.
RUD: What are your short-term and long-term goals as a wrestler?
Artemis: There is no short-term goal for this. It will take me years to make this sport beautiful and to retain class and prestige long after I'm gone. When I am done and the Renaissance has made this sport a work of art not debauchery, it will be something you can enjoy. Truly I tell you, truly enjoy.
RUD: Are there any specific championships or opponents you aspire to face in the future?
Artemis: All of them. Every man and woman in that locker room from champion to enhancement needs to experience what I offer. They need to immerse themselves into true, true I tell you, true art in this ring. It should be a prerequisite when joining this company. The only way for them and for those watching to see art in the flesh, art in the sport so void of it, is to become my canvas so that I may put to brush the most beautiful work.
RUD: Are there any particular wrestlers you've developed close friendships or rivalries within the industry?
Artemis: I am my biggest enemy. The toughest challenge I'll ever face is the Artiste in the mirror. For allies, of course, I have my dear muse, Donatello who sits beside me here. His loyalty has been unwavering. I draw great strength and creativity from him.
RUD: Can you tell us about a memorable rivalry or feud you've been a part of and how it affected your career?
Artemis: There was a rival artist once who stole my works. I could have had him arrested or I could have been so uncouth as to have stolen from him but instead, I simply produced more art that far exceeded my previous works, so his efforts were in vain and he was later made a laughing stock.
RUD: How do you plan to evolve and continue to entertain us in the future?
Artemis: Via the Renaissance. Remember when I graced your ears earlier with mentions of my muse Donatello? He is the only ally in this Renaissance thus far, however I am calling upon the roster to join me. It won't be easy for you. I will not belie you with this. You must cast down your proclivities for ugly violence via weaponry and mindless sex heathenry. One must agree to never wield a weapon or cheat their way to a win inside the ring. Neither is art. I have made the call just now, to all the roster as whole, yet even as I sit here my eyes and my mind are trained upon a few that could make this something better. So, Lexi Gold, you have been called. Emily Simms, you have been called. Cassette Collective, you have been called. Dawn Warren, you have been called. Will you answer the call?
RUD: What message would you give to your opponents?
Artemis: Learn from me. Immerse yourself in the art I produce amid you, around you, and through you. Long live.... The Renaissance.
Artemis and her muse Donatello
RUD: Can you tell us a bit about yourself ?
Artemis: Hmm. No. An Artiste remains a mystery in some facets. Their true work shall be made manifest not in words but in action.
RUD: What inspired you to become a wrestler and join the WGWF ?
Artemis: Professional wrestling is unbridled ugliness. It's a wound upon the eyes. Opened and gushing. It's that which pollutes one's mind into thinking this is ok, that this is normal, and some even call it *throws nose up high* art. Only a gifted and brilliant Artiste like myself can correct this blight, yet even I will need aide in doing so. WGWF is the World's Greatest Wrestling Federation. It's only fitting that the World's Greatest Artiste start at the top and work my way down.
RUD: What sets your character apart from other wrestlers in the division?
Artemis: Because I am an Artiste you fool. Have you not been listening? Everything I do in this ring is art. Every punch. Every kick. Every hold. Every maneuver. Is delivered with the uppermost perfection and delicate precision. Every move is a modern masterpiece that only I, yes only I can put to creation.
RUD: Are there any wrestlers from the past or present who have influenced your character development?
Artemis: Absolutely not. I'm one of a kind.
RUD: Can you tell us about any specific strategies or tactics you use during matches?
Artemis: No. What kind of ignoramus would gibber about such an important aspect?
RUD: Fair I guess. How about your eye patch? Why? Do you wear it inside the ring as well?
Artemis: I wear this eye patch to reduce the level of ugliness I see traversing to and from in my daily life. If I didn't do this I would be bitter of stomach and lose my lunch regularity.
RUD: What are your short-term and long-term goals as a wrestler?
Artemis: There is no short-term goal for this. It will take me years to make this sport beautiful and to retain class and prestige long after I'm gone. When I am done and the Renaissance has made this sport a work of art not debauchery, it will be something you can enjoy. Truly I tell you, truly enjoy.
RUD: Are there any specific championships or opponents you aspire to face in the future?
Artemis: All of them. Every man and woman in that locker room from champion to enhancement needs to experience what I offer. They need to immerse themselves into true, true I tell you, true art in this ring. It should be a prerequisite when joining this company. The only way for them and for those watching to see art in the flesh, art in the sport so void of it, is to become my canvas so that I may put to brush the most beautiful work.
RUD: Are there any particular wrestlers you've developed close friendships or rivalries within the industry?
Artemis: I am my biggest enemy. The toughest challenge I'll ever face is the Artiste in the mirror. For allies, of course, I have my dear muse, Donatello who sits beside me here. His loyalty has been unwavering. I draw great strength and creativity from him.
RUD: Can you tell us about a memorable rivalry or feud you've been a part of and how it affected your career?
Artemis: There was a rival artist once who stole my works. I could have had him arrested or I could have been so uncouth as to have stolen from him but instead, I simply produced more art that far exceeded my previous works, so his efforts were in vain and he was later made a laughing stock.
RUD: How do you plan to evolve and continue to entertain us in the future?
Artemis: Via the Renaissance. Remember when I graced your ears earlier with mentions of my muse Donatello? He is the only ally in this Renaissance thus far, however I am calling upon the roster to join me. It won't be easy for you. I will not belie you with this. You must cast down your proclivities for ugly violence via weaponry and mindless sex heathenry. One must agree to never wield a weapon or cheat their way to a win inside the ring. Neither is art. I have made the call just now, to all the roster as whole, yet even as I sit here my eyes and my mind are trained upon a few that could make this something better. So, Lexi Gold, you have been called. Emily Simms, you have been called. Cassette Collective, you have been called. Dawn Warren, you have been called. Will you answer the call?
RUD: What message would you give to your opponents?
Artemis: Learn from me. Immerse yourself in the art I produce amid you, around you, and through you. Long live.... The Renaissance.