Charity Tag Match (Sonya/Milk vs Kim/Coding)
May 28, 2023 16:37:11 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on May 28, 2023 16:37:11 GMT -5
OOC: Co-written with the great Kat Jones. She be the best.
Memorial Day weekend.
Famed Boardwalk Hall in Atlantic City, New Jersey.
To honor the men and women who died while serving in the United States military, CCPE has sponsored a charity event hosting various matches from boxing to MMA to professional wrestling, featuring celebrities from a plethora of genres as well as athletes themselves, with the proceeds from the ticket sales and other purchases going to charities associated with the Armed Forces.
When CCPE announced the special attraction of #1 TV Title contender Kim Pain and Coding Rhodes versus hometown star TV Champion Sonya Benson and Delicious Milk Mayson, ticket sales skyrocketed, not just for the names involved but also because of what transpired on Brawl recently when Kim Pain pulled a genius ruse that left Sonya defeated and humiliated 1-2-3.
And now, the camera flashes across the jam packed arena, showing regular fans mixed with star studded cadre of celebrities and social media influencers, as well as VIP sections of Armed Forces personnel of various ages. The place is ROCKING.
A highlight feature captures some of the earlier fights.
~Jean Claude Van Dame KO’d Steven Seagal at 2:27 in the 1st round via split legged spin kick. Their 30 year old beef is finally settled.
~ Hasbulla defeated Adburozik via Rear Naked Choke in the battle of the little giants.
~ Tucker Carlson won a very controversial decision over comedy legend turned political activist Jon Stewart.
A cut scene takes us earlier in the day, to WGWF interviewer extraordinaire Denise Essex standing by with Sonya Benson and Milk Mayson.
DENISE ESSEX: Sonya, later tonight you’ll get a chance to avenge what happened to you on Brawl at the hands of Kim Pain ahead of War Games. I have to ask though: How have you adjusted to not only what Kim did to you but the stylized manner in which she pinned you, and are you worried at all about the possibility of a repeat tonight here in your hometown, the place you pride yourself on.
Sonya’s brilliantly beautiful face sets with determination.
SONYA BENSON: I haven’t adjusted yet, but I will when I adjust her Plain Jane face with a Bitch Trigger tonight. She’s gonna find out just like the German and Japanese did at the hands of our brave military, that you don’t wake a sleeping giant. Sure, I might not be 7 feet tall, but I’ve got that Jersey in me. I’m a Jersey girl and tonight I’m gonna make her feel two inches tall compared to me. My fellow Jerseyans are gonna make her feel uncomfortable in her own skin just like those grease pellet wrestling fans used to do to me when I first started this sentence of hell. Tell them, Milk Mayson. Pasteurize their patoots!
Denise turns to Sonya’s partner, who is already in his sexy robe and wearing his gigantic birth control glasses.
MILK MAYSON: I don’t get the hatred people have for Sonya. She’s been so nice to me since I met her a few days ago. She let me drive her fancy cars. She let me hang at her crib with all the best wines and cheeses and her lady friends. She even flew in a sacred solid white cow from some country and let me drink from its teat - the holy grail of milk drinking. Sonya’s not my tag partner, she’s my friend, and tonight I’m gonna homogenize Coding Rhodes’ ass for all the video and photo bombing he’s done in people's segments, that way Sonya can have Kim all to herself.
Milk tries to intimidate Rhodes through the camera with a mean mug, but his glasses fog up and he looks silly.
Cut scene to another instance earlier in the day, with Denise standing by with Kim Pain and Coding Rhodes.
DENISE ESSEX: Kim, you set the wrestling world on fire last Monday when you pulled that ruse and defeated Sonya Benson so quick and easy. Oh and the way you pinned her, girl, what was up with that? We’ve never seen you do that before. It’s been clipped, meme’d, and gif’d 194 million times as of an hour ago.
A split screen shows the act mentioned.
KIM PAIN: Sometimes you just have to remind the world just who the hell I am.. I am Kimberly Pain.. I am a veteran in this business and I will forever be that mean bitch.. I am not nice.. I never claimed to be nice.. I may seem so because I am taking down the one person everyone could do without. Sonya has been trash talking a little bit too much to my liking. I have lived and breathed this business that she is trashing and disgracing for over 16 years.. I love this business.. And you never mess with those I love.. It becomes rather painful when you do. I got her ego last time.. I am taking her pride tonight.. And her belt at the pay per view.
DENISE ESSEX: Coding Rhodes you’re set up in a tag match with someone new to you.. Kim Pain.. What do you feel about this match.
CODING RHODES: She said it. Sonya disrespects our business. Milk will forever be a disgrace to this business. I’m gonna Backslash Font Milk back to the dairy farm.
It cuts to a few quick quips from celebrities in attendance who give their prediction.
SNOOKI (From Jersey Shore cast): Oh please, my girl Sonya’s got this. All she does is win win win and tagging won’t be different. She isn’t losing in Jersey, believe that.
SNOOP DOGG : I gotta go with my girl Kim. She is gonna bring the pain tonight baby
PAT MCAFEE : This place is on FIRE tonight!! And I know my girl Kimberly Pain is going to make Sonya her bitch again! I am hoping for another one of those pins. That was kinda hot!
DONALD TRUMP ( the real Trump not a lookalike): Sonya and Milk Man all the way. Kim did something low like Mr. Biden would do, so can’t respect that. Such a not-nice woman that Kim Pain is. I’m so confident in a Benson win I’ll donate 10k to a charity of Kim’s choosing if her team wins.
DUNCAN RYDER: Sonya's got this. We've been working hard all week and she only called me a tea swilling carney masochist once or twice a day. That's how focused and determined she is on winning tonight. I believe in her.
We cut back to the present and with a grandiose gesture of the hand, Denise Essex says nothing more and points to the entrance area.
“Born to raise Hell” by Motorhead begins to play and both Coding Rhodes as well as Kimberly Pain make their way out to the boos from the New Jersey crowd.
BIG TICKET HARVEY MARX: Making their way to the ring.. They are Coding Rhodes and KIM PAIN!!!!!!
Coding Rhodes sits on the middle rope holding it open voor Kim who hops on the apron and gives a bump with the hip before she slides in between the ropes holding it for a second shaking her booty to cheers from the men in the crowd. Shooting a wink to her tag team partner who fans his face a little with a smirk on his face before they both step inside the ring and find a corner to pose on.
BIG TICKET HARVEY MARX: And their opponents, introducing first, hailing from Dairyfield, Idaho, barely registering the scales at 121 pounds… DELICIOUS MILK MAAAYYSON!
The iconic band LMAFO walks out before he does and cranks up the song of his people.. SEXY AND I KNOW IT
The crowd goes nuts. Moments later Milk Mayson struts out with the spotlight on him, dressed in his sexy robe. Instead of making his way to the ring, he dances with the band and tosses his robe to a lucky female fan, then does the old DX side bend point to the entrance ramp.
LMFAO stops singing and disappears backstage, allowing Big Ticket to do his duty.
BIG TICKET HARVEY MARX: and introducing his partner, weighing 135 pounds and hailing from… RIGHT HERE in ATLANTIC CITY NEW JERSEY…. She is the REIGNING…DEFENDING… TV CHAMPION of the WOORLD… SONYA BEEEEENSON!
The crowd POPS hard for the hometown girl as fellow Jersey icons Shawn Rock and Nina Blue emerge and get right into the song of the city.
The fans are loving the live “Atlantic City” performance and they go even wilder when the hometown girl herself emerges clad in the New Jersey state flag as her ring attire for the night.
The fans go bonkers upon seeing the chosen gear and sing along to the song as her entourage and Mayson follow her toward the ring.
CENTURION: I feel like I’m in the Twilight Zone. It’s so strange here. The amount of adulation being shown to Sonya is crazy.
DERRICK DIAMOND: Well, she’s literally wearing their state flag on her body and she’s from here .. so..
CENTURION: I know that but It still feels odd! She’s even high fiving some of them and not sanitizing her hands immediately.
Kim Pain throws her hands up in exasperation regarding the absurdity of these entrances. She just wants to fight. Fortunately, she gets her wish, as the ballyhoo ends quickly and all parties get settled into their position to commence the match.
The spectators roar with approval as Kim and Sonya shove their respective partners into their corners and then yell threats to one another from across the ring.
DING DING DING!
*Smack*
Coding Rhodes has lived up to his gimmick by doing whatever he wants. In this case, blind tagging himself in. Kim protests but it’s for naught. Sonya isn’t gonna deal with fighting a man so she swiftly tags in Milk, and now we are off to the races with both men in.
Milk Mayson charges towards Coding Rhodes, but Rhodes dodges and delivers a swift punch to Mayson's stomach. Mayson doubles over in pain, but quickly recovers and grabs Rhodes in a headlock. Rhodes twists and turns, but Mayson's grip is too strong from all that milk drinking.
Rhodes manages to break free and bounces off the ropes, ready to launch himself towards Mayson. But Mayson is ready and somehow catches Rhodes mid-air with a powerful body slam! The crowd roars as Mayson flexes his muscles and taunts Rhodes.
However, Rhodes is not one to give up easily and quickly gets back on his feet. He delivers a series of quick jabs to Mayson's face, stunning him. Rhodes then spins around and hits Mayson with a hard-hitting roundhouse kick. Mayson staggers backward, dazed and confused.
Rhodes seizes this opportunity and climbs to the top turnbuckle. With a flurry of movement, he jumps off and lands a perfect flying bionic elbow right to Mayson's dome! Mayson crashes to the mat, and Rhodes quickly pins him.
1!
2!
Sonya dives in with the break up.
Rhodes is livid and goes for Benson, but the referee ushers her away. While the ring official deals with both of them, Milk rises and when Rhodes turns to face him he sprays a mouth full of milk into his eyes.
CENTURION: He blinded Coding! Mayson is the Great Muta of Milk!
DERRICK DIAMOND: And now the MILK MONEY! He nailed it!
The epic groin punch leads to a roll up but Kim boots him in the head before a count can commence. Coding blindly fumbles around and tags Kim in, then manages to hold Milk in a half-assed nelson while Kim wallops him silly with some Shades of Pain.
He flops Ric Flair style onto the canvas and begins elbow crawling to his corner. Kim glares at Sonya and expedites Milk’s trip, practically hurling the scrawny man into his corner. Kim beckons Sonya to tag and bring it.
The Rich Bitch obliges and the crowd POPS hard as she steams toward Kim, nostrils flared, smoke coming from the ears. Sonya reaches for a collar tie but it’s a fake, and she instead dips behind her. Benson brings the full brunt of her glittered talons down Kim’s back, earning a shriek, and follows up by violently retching her hair. She tries using it for tossing leverage but Kim rips herself free and spins at her, right into a deep rake across the eyes followed by flagrant biting.
CENTURION: What the hell is the referee doing? These are all disqualifiers. She’s literally doing it right in front of him at will.
DERRICK DIAMOND: It’s one of those crooked boxing referees. Sonya must have bought him off of Floyd Mayweather for this event.
With Kim addled, Sonya rifle dropkicks her into a corner and traps her there, then climbs up and begins the time honored count-along by pummeling Pain’s head with blow after blow while the crowd sing the numbers all the way to NINE.
Sonya pauses, does the iconic New Jersey “up yours” gesture to Kim, then yells:
SONYA BENSON: WELCOME TO..
CROWD: JERSEY, BITCH!
WHAM!
The tenth blow blisters Kim’s noggin and she’s Monkey Flipped out of the corner. Sonya rushes her but the wily vet sweeps her legs out and then Mulekicks her as they scramble to their feet. Kim lays into her with maddening chops across the chest.
Sonya reels and lobs a haymaker but is punished by an Inverted Atomic Drop. Kim bombards her with Shades of Pain knocking her onto her prissy rich butt and then grabs her ankle and rang-a-bangs her knee into the mat several times. She goes to lock her into the Painfilled Ending but sneaky Sonya rolls her into a small package.
One!
Two!
Th-naw!
Kim powers out but eats a surprisingly good Kip Up Hurricanrana into a roll up pin. Another close fall occurs but Kim bucks free. Benson tears across the canvas and bounds from the ropes with an uncharacteristic high risk high reward maneuver but gets stopped COLD with a Superkick. Kim shakes the cobwebs out for a moment then returns to her Painfilled Ending figure-four, this time succeeding.
Sonya screams and thrashes around like she’s been lit on fire. The Jersey strong crowd ushers their support for her, clapping and chanting her name, attempting to spur her into not giving up. To Kim’s visible surprise, Sonya hasn’t tapped yet. In fact, Benson begins turning in hopes of reversing the hold. Kim grits her teeth and follows the motion, countering the turn into a turn of her own.
SWOOSH!
Kim’s BLASTED by the flying form of Milk Mayson, who delivers an elbow drop from the heavens that would make Savage smile. The hold’s broken but Milk’s action brings in a fired up Coding Rhodes, who bullrushes him and….
DERRICK DIAMOND: BACKSLASH FONT!
CENTURION: Milk has been Milked!
The move sends Mayson out of the ring into the hands of Norris and Smith. Rhodes isn’t done though. He runs the ropes and rockets himself up and over, wiping out himself, Milk, Norris and Smith like a comet impact.
The crowd goes ballistic as Sonya rises in the ring, shaking her leg out. Kim’s vertical not long after, nursing her chest.
Sonya points two finger pistols at Kim.
SONYA BENSON: BITCH!
CROWD: TRIGGER!
She pew-pews then speeds at her acting like she’s gonna leap into the finisher. But it’s a ruse. A lesson learned from Brawl. As she expected, Kim is inbound with the counter, that brutal Lights Out spinning heel kick to the jaw.
Sonya evades and whirls, seeking to use Kim’s own vaunted Lights Out against her. The veteran is keen on it and dodges.
But then..
CENTURION: BITCH TRIGGER!
DERRICK DIAMOND: TO SONYA! SHE ATE HER OWN MOVE!
CENTURION: THAT WILL SHUT HER UP!
Benson crumples into a heap. Ear bursting jeers pour in on Kim as she forgoes the traditional pin and forces Benson into a similair ‘fuck you’ pin she humiliated Sonya with on Brawl.
The ref thematically slides into position for the mat slappage.
One!
Two!
Kim shakes her head no and repositions.
He counts again but she breaks it once more and adjusts.
He tries again but she’s not satisfied yet. The crowd boos the fuck out of her. Finally, she nods “got it”.
CENTURION: SHE’S GONNA!
One!
DERRICK DIAMOND: MAKE SONYA
Two!
CENTURION: HER BITCH AGAIN!
The crowd erupts for the heroic hometown kick out!
THREE!
It doesn’t come, Sonya remaining motionless through the tally.
The ref thematically slides into position for the mat slappage.
One!
Two!
Kim shakes her head no and repositions.
He counts again but she breaks it once more and adjusts.
He tries again but she’s not satisfied yet. The crowd boos the fuck out of her. Finally, she nods “got it”.
CENTURION: SHE’S GONNA!
One!
DERRICK DIAMOND: MAKE SONYA
Two!
CENTURION: HER BITCH AGAIN!
The crowd erupts for the heroic hometown kick out!
THREE!
It doesn’t come, Sonya remaining motionless through the tally.
DERRICK DIAMOND:: IN JERSEY! Holy shit!
DING DING DING
BIG TICKET HARVEY MARX: Your winners of the match, KIM PAIN and CODING RHODES!
Kim doesn’t retreat from the ring like last time. Norris and Smith are still down. So is Milk. Smirking, Kim keeps the pin in place and mouths something at her celebratory partner. Coding swiftly enters with a mic and puts it to her lips while she still keeps Sonya pinned down, ignoring the heat from the Jersey crowd.
KIM PAIN: You with us, luv?
She is. Her eyes flutter open and come to focus. Kim’s brows rise with vexation. She expected Benson to resist, to flail, buck, something. A token gesture of defiance at least. Sonya doesn’t do anything.
KIM PAIN: Have you learned anything from all of this yet?
Still no rebuttal from the Champion.
KIM PAIN: Ahhh... Silence.. No smart remarks.. No comments.. How about what you and your buddies are going to do that would take me out next time you see me. No.. Let me give you some real professional advice and listen well my dear.
No defiance still. No mouthy retort. Only a look of helplessness.
KIM PAIN: Train Sonya.. Take this seriously.. You are not a bad wrestler at all.. You are a very talented young lady, because you would not be a champion if you did not have the talent for it.. But stop acting like a victim.. Take this business seriously. Consider this a warning or I will do worse to you next week..
A defeated expression washes over her as she remains a spectator of her own peril, folded in on herself.
KIM PAIN: I have given my entire life to this business and I will make you pay if you stay on this path.. Work.. Train.. Fight me.. Give me all you got..
Finally the challenger relinquishes her and retreats up the ramp with Coding celebrating obnoxiously around her. Inside the ring, Sonya sits up and buries her face into her hands. The Jersey crowd tries to comfort her but it’s of no use. She rolls from the ring, leaving her entourage behind, and jogs up the ramp, never lifting her face from her hands.
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