Post by John Blade on Sept 1, 2024 3:36:20 GMT -5
The scene opens outside the arena in Orlando, Florida as John Blade is pulling up in his blue low
rider. John steps out in his red and white The last time is now cap, and his blue gear on with duffle bag
over his shoulder holding onto it with his left hand. Blade reaches with his right hand and
opens the door to enter the building. he is approached by Denise Essex.
Denise Essex: Excuse me John can I get a few words with you about your match next
Monday right here in Orlando?
Surgeon of Thug| John Blade: Yo what up Girl? What you wanna say?
Denise Essex: Well I was wondering if you happened to catch what Gideon King.
had to say earlier?
Surgeon of Thug| John Blade: Hell yeah I heard what that fool said and he is pissed me
off damnit!
First of all Gideon King thinks he is so big and bad because he has some stupid name of
being Gideon king there is, was, and over will be. if that's true then how come he has never been
an WGWF Cannabis Cup before? The Blood Bath Title and Tag title oooo wow like that really
matters. if he wants to call himself the King then maybe he should have a reason to back it
up.. but its too bad because the WGWF Cannabis Cup is mine Monday. So Gideon if you
think I don't belong in a wrestling ring keep a close eye on me Monday and you'll see that
my heart is in this.. and I am a great wrestler as well as a great rapper. So all that I risk is
don't get to 'Crown' broken after you don't win, unless you wanna look pathetic in front of
everyone here in Orlando, Florida.. Orlando.
Denise Essex: Now, what about Corey Bull? he had quite a lot more to say about you.
Surgeon of Thug| John Blade: Who the hell is Gideon King anyways? he thinks he is so damn big
and bad because he got the bitches, the house and the crown, but where's his wrestling talent? Hell,
where's his lyrical talent? Eh eh! There ain't none, there's zip, zero zillllllllch! he ain't got
nothin' on me, so that little Girl needs to step away from tryin' to act tough. But I
understand why he wants to act tough.. because he wants to intimidate me and hopefully I'll
back down because ooooo oh no I'm skirted! HaHa Yeah right I ain't afraid of Gideon King one bit.
Surgeon of Thug| John Blade: Who does he think is? Wait hold up first of all let me ask who the hell
does he think I am? I ain't no Tough Enough grad...like you. I sure as hell ain't The Best of
The World more like the Best of my hometown Boston, Massachusetts! And damn yo,
I sure as hell can't be the guy he was talking about because he made it seems like I couldn't
match him in the ring or on the mic. Surely he was talkin' to someone else and got confused
and called him John Blade. He thinks I'm a nobody and that I haven't accomplished jack sh*t
in my career, well let me tell you something boy I am not a former WGWF Cannabis Cup Champion as
well as a WGWF Cannabis Cup Champion. And soon enough I'm gonna get me some WGWF Gold the
only gold that matters! And oh what's that I see? I see a whittle speck of nothing trying to stop
me! Look little guy I'd stand back and let the better man win unless you wanna get knocked
the hell out!
Surgeon of Thug| John Blade: And damn, could you understand that Dummy at all? Hey I think
made out some words like it and Sh*t but all awhile it just sounded like you was throwing' a fit of
bad grammar! you straight up need to stop... Think About IT.. and then still shut the hell up
because nothin' good will come out of your mouth! you say that I am the one who didn't get
through Pre-school? Ahem, let me take a little somethin' somethin' outta Gideon's king book
because god Damn I get's to know.. What? you have to be kidding me! you said I need to
learn English but through your whole promo I was damn sure you were speaking another
language because it was all jibberish jabberish suck on this.. that's all I heard. If I didn't pass
pre-school you must've not even made it through day care and surely your Girlfriend must've
dropped you on your head too many damn times! Well boy damn if you'd quit tryin' to hump
her like the lil perv you are maybe she would quit hittin' you over the head with a frying' pan.
because it's obvious that you think every word out of your mouth makes you seem more like
a god and higher above everyone else while it only takes you sound pathetic, ignorant, and
straight up Stupid yo! So, I'm the one that needs to go back to school right? Well, c'mon, if
you want me to so bad then why don't you try and Take Me To School Monday!
Yeah, on ' the Sunday' as you put it, haha the hell is wrong with you Girl?
Denise Essex: Well what about-
Blade interrupts Jean but putting his hand up and then taking it down. Denise puts the
mic back up towards John Blade as he begins to speak again.
Surgeon of Thug| John Blade: Hold up Aight? I ain't finished. So another thing he said, another thing
that was totally whacked the F*ck out.. its something only Gideon King would say. He called me..
a fag .. a homo, a gay.. he actually thinks that I'm not attracted to females? Well hell when you're
as good lookin' as I am you had better hope to be straight because all the hunnies are gonna
be chasing after you! They come after me all the time because god.. damn, look at me.
Blade pulls up his shirt to reveal his abs, rock solid. He puts his shirt back down and
Continues.
Surgeon of Thug| John Blade: Point made, they love me, and you can bet your tiny, little, scrawny,
no muscled ass that I love them back! So don't be calling' me gay and please don't rap ever.. ever..
Ever Again! That had to be the most pathetic rap I had ever heard in my life! you used me like
Five trillion times and your sense of rap and how to do it Sucks! Listen up let me break it
down for ya one lil' time..
You can't rhyme,
Ya just whine.
Tryin' to act tough
But you have no luck!
Ain't nothin' scarin' me,
you just a joke you see.
Try to compare with the mad sh*t I spit,
You'll get left in the just throwin' a fit.
You three act so damn crazy
And look so damn lazy.
You might be hopin'
the Killing Floors are gonna be handed your way,
But too bad this ain't Wal-mart,
and ya, can't put'em on lay-a-way!
So if you're thinkin'
Straight singin' like Dido lad..
Goin' Its not so bad..
its not so baaad.
Shoot just give up on this one,
Hell you're way too late.
Cuz comin' Sunday Cor,
You'll suffer an unfortunate Death Valley Drop!
Word Life!
John Blade poses for the camera for a second, before walking up the steps on his way
to his locker room.