The Journey Of Two Clowns rp 1
Aug 20, 2024 13:02:23 GMT -5
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Post by pogotheclown on Aug 20, 2024 13:02:23 GMT -5
The Journey of two clowns: Part 1
Prologue:
Voice: “Welcome to the Pogo verse, an alternative universe where clowns are the standard and humans are the ones that needs to entertain them. A universe where joy and happiness reign surpreme, where every clown knows how to swim and where a clown rules over The United States of Clownerica. “
“There is a three day work week, on every street corner there is free balloons for the baby clowns to play with and there is no poverty. “
“Clowns have five holidays a year, they have a free lifelong ticket to travel with Clown Air, they are encouraged to visit the traditional historical monuments that has established the culture of what it means to be a clown.”
“In this universe clowns use hot air balloons and a unicycle instead of cars and motor cycles, merely because they believe in the saying: That a healthy clown always beats a Chris Page.”
The shot opens up in the desert where a space ship has crashed down and two astronoauts crawl out of the space ship. Both of them are wearing their full space gear, worried about whether they can breathe in the oxygen or whatever it is that surrounds this unknown planet that they have crashed into.
Astronaut 1: “I cannot believe this Jim, but this what we believed to be a desert is actually consisting of Cornflakes!!!”
The second pilot named Jim gazes around him in astonishment, scratching the outside of the helmet in amazement.
Austronaut Jim: “Forget that, look at that sun!! It’s as if I am staring at a smiling face of a clown that wants to eat me alive!!!”
Both men look at a very large smiling Clowns face, what actually is nothing more than a gigantic Air Balloon/Billboard for the world renowned Fast Health restaurant Mac Pogo’s,. A place where clowns come together while clown families come together to eat wonderful meals while reliving wonderful memories of their heroes Pogo and Stitches.
The two astronauts take a final sample of the oxygen before deciding that it is safe enough for them to take off their helmets.
Austronaut Frank: Ahh, I smell hot chocolate.
The astroonauts look at each other puzzled before shrugging their shoulders and move into the direction of the rather large “Sun” in the hopes of ever finding civilization upon this unknown planet.
After several hours of walking the two astronauts see a road ahead of them, only this road is not of concrete but made out of a rather large balloon. And instead of cars riding up and down the road they see bouncing figures going up and down the balloon road.
Astronaut Jim: “I must be dreaming, can you please pinch me??”
But his fellow astronaut does not hear him as he is amazed by what is transpiring in front of him. Their day dreaming get distracted when they hear some music happy music playing further dawn the “road”, deciding to take a walk towards it after taking a few more looks at the unfamiliar way of transportation.
After thirty more minutes of walking they suddenly see a huge clowns head emerge from behind a hill that they are approaching, only to notice that what they are seeing is a rather large fair where they see….
Astronaut Frank: “Clowns???”
And indeed, all they caan see are clowns. Little clowns that riding creatures that resemble to kangaroos, only with two heads. Others are on a space shuttle that look rather similar to their own that crashed into the desert miles and miles ago.
Astronaut Jim: “I cannot believe what I am seeing”
Astronaut Frank: “We probably have the case of hallucination, let’s go and walk up to the people and see if they have something to eat!!!”
The two astronauts quicken the pace as they walk from the hill all the way towards the clown fair that is in front of them, worried whether they aren’t suffering from a mirage. Everything seems to go well until….
Voice: “HALT!!!”
The two astronauts stop in their tracks, trying to figure out where the voice came from.
Voice: “I am here”
The two astronauts look at a clown dressed as a cop, causing their mouths to fall open in utter shock. Clearly they had not expected to be addressed by a clown in this fashion as astronaut Frank looks around.
Astronaut Frank: “This got to be a joke right??”
Clown Cop: “Nope, what do you take me for?? A human being??”
The clown chuckles at his own remark as he uses a balloon that looks like a billy club and points at the two men.
Clown Cop: “Did you two gotten your stamps yet??”
The two astronauts gaze at the clown with puzzled looks on their faces, they then turn towards each other before looking back at the clown.
Clown Cop: “Oh great, I guess you two just left the circus without permission eh? Well it’s a good thing I came around.”
The clown gestures to the two astronauts to follow him.
Clown Cop: “Follow me please?? You are in luck, we actually are understaffed with human beings.”
Astronaut Jim: “Under staffed??”
The clown stops and sighs before turning his attention back to the two astronauts.
Clown Cop: “Yeah understaffed, something wrong with your ears kid?? You know, we need people to entertain the kids as it is Pogo and Stitches day!!!”
The clown cop mumbles under his breath after turning around, the two astronauts watches him walk off before shrugging their shoulders and follow him as the shot fades.
We come back where we see the astronauts in a locker room where they are taking off their astronaut suits as a clown is waiting for them to put on two Mac Pogo outfits. Frank and Jim share quick looks at the clown, who is seven foot tall and has shoes that are probably four feet long. Realizing that arguing with a big time clown makes no sense as they have decided to do what the clowns want them to do while trying to figure out how in the hell they can get off this planet already.
Clown: “Hurry up you humans.”
This causes to anger Frank as he is about to turn around while standing there in his boxers, about to get in the face of the big monster clown.
Astronaut Jim: “Shhh… Frank, don’t be stupid man.”
Clown: “Yeah, you better listen to your smart friend.”
This causes Frank to sigh as he nods his head before lifting up his hands in an apologetic fashion, only to have the clown to hand him the suits and leave.
Frank: “Why do I always let you talk me into situations like this??”
Jim grabs the larger of the two outfits and puts on the shirt, clearly one size too big as he then turns his attention towards the pants before handing it to you.
Jim: “They clearly have big men up here and smaller ones down there.”
He says sheepishly as he grabs the obvious large pants that came with a very short shirt that Frank was still holding in his hand. The two men get dressed as they stand in front of the mirror as a rather large Pogo face can be seen on their backs while holding a clown burger.
Jim: “I guess we were lucky to find a job right??”
Jim is about to say something only to shake his head as the two men walk off
To be continued
Stitches Summer Madness
Stitches: “Welcome to our world!!!”
Stitches screams as he opens the door to their home, there we see little Pogo waving in the hallway while holding a Jenny Myst picture in his tiny right hand from the time that they were watching The Little Mermaid.
Stitches: “I have always wanted to open up our world to you people, showing you why it is so great to be a clown!! And seeing that the requests to get to know us has grown from one in almost a year to three in the last few weeks!!!!”
Stitches turns his attention towards his little friend as both clowns give each other a thumbs up.
Stitches: “So I called Denise Essex, asked her if she could do an interview with us. Sadly she had to do something like interviewing Chris Page or something.”
Pogo: “Smelly guy!!!”
Stitches rolls his eyes before face palming himself as he lets out a deep sigh.
Stitches: “(whisper) Pogo, I told you to save your words AFTER I talk about Nova Jackson.”
Pogo: “But…”
Stitches: “Fine Pogo, you can say what you want to say.”
Pogo: “Yay!!”
He puts his tiny hands in his sides as he looks angry into the camera as he starts to spit while running his mouth.
Pogo: “You are lucky Page that we aren’t facing each other!! Because dumping me in a puddle of water isn’t beating me!! You can have your win just because of that crooked official, but I will kick your ass Sunday!!!”
He then gives Stitches a wink before walking off.
Stitches: “Pfew! You should have heard him before you showed up, he was rambling on for three hours!! But luckily we got enough time for me to talk trash on Nova, but also Baby Mont.”
He gestures for the camera to come in as he lets them in
Stitches: “YOU see Mont!! I am not going to let this one slide, just because you suffocated me with your baby doo doo in your diaper.”
He rolls his eyes and shakes his head.
Stitches: So you enjoy your little nap big kid, but you and I will tangle again soon.”
He sighs
Stitches: “But where are my manners? I should be talking about you Nova, the guy that is going to open up the biggest show of the Summer. Clown vs. the Summer Nova, just don’t explode in my face with all that heat that you are packing Nova!!”
“Yeah, I know you don’t understand the point that I am trying to make. But that’s all what you are all about, nothing!! Because if you think it was bad to lose against a fat ass like Baby Mont, at least I got beaten by a big man. You got beaten by what??”
He is silent as he shakes his head.
Stitches: “Exactly, just like I expected. Nothing but crickets, nothing but hot air that is waiting to get gassed out of your ass crack. At least I have achieved more in my WGWF career than what you can ever dream off. Is that why you are so sad Nova?? Is that why you will be in the unemployment line this coming Monday?? Realizing that after watch you fail that people won’t even believe that you are a wrestler?? At least I got a talent besides wrestling that keeps me entertaining!!”
He starts to juggle balls, only for them to fall on his head.
Stitches: “OUCH!!!”
He lifts his hands up on top of his head to protect him to no evail as all the balls are already on the floor.
Stitches: “Yeah, laugh all you want. Because after the opening match is over it will be YOU that is the laughing matter.”
He palms the camera as the shot fades.
Prologue:
Voice: “Welcome to the Pogo verse, an alternative universe where clowns are the standard and humans are the ones that needs to entertain them. A universe where joy and happiness reign surpreme, where every clown knows how to swim and where a clown rules over The United States of Clownerica. “
“There is a three day work week, on every street corner there is free balloons for the baby clowns to play with and there is no poverty. “
“Clowns have five holidays a year, they have a free lifelong ticket to travel with Clown Air, they are encouraged to visit the traditional historical monuments that has established the culture of what it means to be a clown.”
“In this universe clowns use hot air balloons and a unicycle instead of cars and motor cycles, merely because they believe in the saying: That a healthy clown always beats a Chris Page.”
The shot opens up in the desert where a space ship has crashed down and two astronoauts crawl out of the space ship. Both of them are wearing their full space gear, worried about whether they can breathe in the oxygen or whatever it is that surrounds this unknown planet that they have crashed into.
Astronaut 1: “I cannot believe this Jim, but this what we believed to be a desert is actually consisting of Cornflakes!!!”
The second pilot named Jim gazes around him in astonishment, scratching the outside of the helmet in amazement.
Austronaut Jim: “Forget that, look at that sun!! It’s as if I am staring at a smiling face of a clown that wants to eat me alive!!!”
Both men look at a very large smiling Clowns face, what actually is nothing more than a gigantic Air Balloon/Billboard for the world renowned Fast Health restaurant Mac Pogo’s,. A place where clowns come together while clown families come together to eat wonderful meals while reliving wonderful memories of their heroes Pogo and Stitches.
The two astronauts take a final sample of the oxygen before deciding that it is safe enough for them to take off their helmets.
Austronaut Frank: Ahh, I smell hot chocolate.
The astroonauts look at each other puzzled before shrugging their shoulders and move into the direction of the rather large “Sun” in the hopes of ever finding civilization upon this unknown planet.
After several hours of walking the two astronauts see a road ahead of them, only this road is not of concrete but made out of a rather large balloon. And instead of cars riding up and down the road they see bouncing figures going up and down the balloon road.
Astronaut Jim: “I must be dreaming, can you please pinch me??”
But his fellow astronaut does not hear him as he is amazed by what is transpiring in front of him. Their day dreaming get distracted when they hear some music happy music playing further dawn the “road”, deciding to take a walk towards it after taking a few more looks at the unfamiliar way of transportation.
After thirty more minutes of walking they suddenly see a huge clowns head emerge from behind a hill that they are approaching, only to notice that what they are seeing is a rather large fair where they see….
Astronaut Frank: “Clowns???”
And indeed, all they caan see are clowns. Little clowns that riding creatures that resemble to kangaroos, only with two heads. Others are on a space shuttle that look rather similar to their own that crashed into the desert miles and miles ago.
Astronaut Jim: “I cannot believe what I am seeing”
Astronaut Frank: “We probably have the case of hallucination, let’s go and walk up to the people and see if they have something to eat!!!”
The two astronauts quicken the pace as they walk from the hill all the way towards the clown fair that is in front of them, worried whether they aren’t suffering from a mirage. Everything seems to go well until….
Voice: “HALT!!!”
The two astronauts stop in their tracks, trying to figure out where the voice came from.
Voice: “I am here”
The two astronauts look at a clown dressed as a cop, causing their mouths to fall open in utter shock. Clearly they had not expected to be addressed by a clown in this fashion as astronaut Frank looks around.
Astronaut Frank: “This got to be a joke right??”
Clown Cop: “Nope, what do you take me for?? A human being??”
The clown chuckles at his own remark as he uses a balloon that looks like a billy club and points at the two men.
Clown Cop: “Did you two gotten your stamps yet??”
The two astronauts gaze at the clown with puzzled looks on their faces, they then turn towards each other before looking back at the clown.
Clown Cop: “Oh great, I guess you two just left the circus without permission eh? Well it’s a good thing I came around.”
The clown gestures to the two astronauts to follow him.
Clown Cop: “Follow me please?? You are in luck, we actually are understaffed with human beings.”
Astronaut Jim: “Under staffed??”
The clown stops and sighs before turning his attention back to the two astronauts.
Clown Cop: “Yeah understaffed, something wrong with your ears kid?? You know, we need people to entertain the kids as it is Pogo and Stitches day!!!”
The clown cop mumbles under his breath after turning around, the two astronauts watches him walk off before shrugging their shoulders and follow him as the shot fades.
We come back where we see the astronauts in a locker room where they are taking off their astronaut suits as a clown is waiting for them to put on two Mac Pogo outfits. Frank and Jim share quick looks at the clown, who is seven foot tall and has shoes that are probably four feet long. Realizing that arguing with a big time clown makes no sense as they have decided to do what the clowns want them to do while trying to figure out how in the hell they can get off this planet already.
Clown: “Hurry up you humans.”
This causes to anger Frank as he is about to turn around while standing there in his boxers, about to get in the face of the big monster clown.
Astronaut Jim: “Shhh… Frank, don’t be stupid man.”
Clown: “Yeah, you better listen to your smart friend.”
This causes Frank to sigh as he nods his head before lifting up his hands in an apologetic fashion, only to have the clown to hand him the suits and leave.
Frank: “Why do I always let you talk me into situations like this??”
Jim grabs the larger of the two outfits and puts on the shirt, clearly one size too big as he then turns his attention towards the pants before handing it to you.
Jim: “They clearly have big men up here and smaller ones down there.”
He says sheepishly as he grabs the obvious large pants that came with a very short shirt that Frank was still holding in his hand. The two men get dressed as they stand in front of the mirror as a rather large Pogo face can be seen on their backs while holding a clown burger.
Jim: “I guess we were lucky to find a job right??”
Jim is about to say something only to shake his head as the two men walk off
To be continued
Stitches Summer Madness
Stitches: “Welcome to our world!!!”
Stitches screams as he opens the door to their home, there we see little Pogo waving in the hallway while holding a Jenny Myst picture in his tiny right hand from the time that they were watching The Little Mermaid.
Stitches: “I have always wanted to open up our world to you people, showing you why it is so great to be a clown!! And seeing that the requests to get to know us has grown from one in almost a year to three in the last few weeks!!!!”
Stitches turns his attention towards his little friend as both clowns give each other a thumbs up.
Stitches: “So I called Denise Essex, asked her if she could do an interview with us. Sadly she had to do something like interviewing Chris Page or something.”
Pogo: “Smelly guy!!!”
Stitches rolls his eyes before face palming himself as he lets out a deep sigh.
Stitches: “(whisper) Pogo, I told you to save your words AFTER I talk about Nova Jackson.”
Pogo: “But…”
Stitches: “Fine Pogo, you can say what you want to say.”
Pogo: “Yay!!”
He puts his tiny hands in his sides as he looks angry into the camera as he starts to spit while running his mouth.
Pogo: “You are lucky Page that we aren’t facing each other!! Because dumping me in a puddle of water isn’t beating me!! You can have your win just because of that crooked official, but I will kick your ass Sunday!!!”
He then gives Stitches a wink before walking off.
Stitches: “Pfew! You should have heard him before you showed up, he was rambling on for three hours!! But luckily we got enough time for me to talk trash on Nova, but also Baby Mont.”
He gestures for the camera to come in as he lets them in
Stitches: “YOU see Mont!! I am not going to let this one slide, just because you suffocated me with your baby doo doo in your diaper.”
He rolls his eyes and shakes his head.
Stitches: So you enjoy your little nap big kid, but you and I will tangle again soon.”
He sighs
Stitches: “But where are my manners? I should be talking about you Nova, the guy that is going to open up the biggest show of the Summer. Clown vs. the Summer Nova, just don’t explode in my face with all that heat that you are packing Nova!!”
“Yeah, I know you don’t understand the point that I am trying to make. But that’s all what you are all about, nothing!! Because if you think it was bad to lose against a fat ass like Baby Mont, at least I got beaten by a big man. You got beaten by what??”
He is silent as he shakes his head.
Stitches: “Exactly, just like I expected. Nothing but crickets, nothing but hot air that is waiting to get gassed out of your ass crack. At least I have achieved more in my WGWF career than what you can ever dream off. Is that why you are so sad Nova?? Is that why you will be in the unemployment line this coming Monday?? Realizing that after watch you fail that people won’t even believe that you are a wrestler?? At least I got a talent besides wrestling that keeps me entertaining!!”
He starts to juggle balls, only for them to fall on his head.
Stitches: “OUCH!!!”
He lifts his hands up on top of his head to protect him to no evail as all the balls are already on the floor.
Stitches: “Yeah, laugh all you want. Because after the opening match is over it will be YOU that is the laughing matter.”
He palms the camera as the shot fades.