The LiTTLe JoHN JAZZ FUNERAL
Jul 13, 2024 15:33:31 GMT -5
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Post by lajohnnystylez on Jul 13, 2024 15:33:31 GMT -5
Scene opens up on the balcony of OUTLAWZ (Johnny’z strip club on Bourbon Street) as the sun is just barley starting to creep over the horizon. Our HOST of HOST dressed to the nines in his purple suit with white pinstripes. His half of the WGWF World Tag Team Title belts is strapped firmly around his waist. He has a top hat to match as well. He sits patiently, calmly watching the beautiful sun rise over his grimey beautiful city. He takes a long soothing drag from his cigarette and exhales the smoke from his nostrils and looks down briefly. Then back up at the sunrise and pauses as if he meant to choose his words carefully…ANd well yall know this muddah phucker that is precisely what he did, so now he starts doing that thing he does so much better than the rest of ya’z!...
Mornin John, today is a VERY big day for you, for me, and any and everyone else in any shape form or fashion involved with the WGWF. You see today is the day where we all come to grips with something you have clearly lost touch with sometime ago. I don’t know when and I don’t know where but one thing that is painfully obvious to everyone with eyes is that you my friend have
I dunno if it’s because you started wearing your mask backwards and then somehow managed to get your head ALL the way UP your ass crack, but you John Cable have seemingly have about as much understanding of reality and your present set of circumstances as Amber Mansley’s My$TeRioUS LaDy PARTS have of their long lost ViRGiNiTy!!! Which for those of you keeping score at home is
Cause lately my boy you seem so confused it appears as if you aren’t sure whether you need to check your ass or scratch your watch. Because here lately MoN AMI the things you say and the things you do couldn’t be more polar opposites! So not that I actually give a rats ass, but I mean it’s gotten to the point even I find my curiosity peaked so I gotta ask you nutsack
DId your balls drop off?...Or you just been drinkin too much of your own Kool-Aid? Either way here’z the facts JACK OFF, the reason you are no longer and have not been the monster you think yourself for quite some time is all due to the fact that week in and week out the things you do have given us less and less reasons to fear you, and the moment you stop fearing a MONSTER is the precise moment that monster
You’ve been resting on your reputation for far too long, so much so I considered having a mattress, pillow, and cover fashioned after you. However, all JoKiNg A$iDe John it’s time someone put you and us out of our collective misery because watching you these days isn’t just pathetic, isn’t just difficult, it’s those things because chief among them is the one thing watching you as of late is far and away and that my friend is
Errm…SoRRy NoT SoRRy
…Anyway, but since you’ve become something of a JOKE here recently I figured that was one of the main reasons Barrows decided to feed you to me, because you can twist this shit anyway you’d like in your head Cable, but facts are facts whether you want to acknowledge them are not. And whether or not you think we, couldn’t have, shouldn’t have, wouldn’t have like it not ya Ma$KeD F’N MoRoN
And if you want to find the person to blame for this shit you need only find a MIRROR! And well maybe JMONT too because I don’t know if there is anyone more instrumental in your downfall than you than he is…Which kinda brings us to where we are today…So please allow me be the first to unwelcome you to NEW ORLEANZ! The final resting place of that reputation of yours that seems to be weighing you all the way
Sorry with the jokes again? Where were we? Ohh yeah JMONT! SO yeah if anyone is as responsible for your recent nosedive in terms of stock more so than you it’s him. I only bring it up because quick fun fact sure I may have torched a few of his monster trucks and said my share about him since I been here, but Joseph and I kinda go way back, back further than even past the days when people actually spoke your name with a modicum of respect and even fear. Point being Montouri and I may not have always seen eye to eye on every subject, but we do share a mutual respect for one another which is a rare thing considering one of those people is affectionately referred to as
And if there ever was an issue he and I were able to see eye to eye on it is this one here! Because as it so happens you are very well aware if anyone thinks less of you round this bitch than me it’s him. Which is precisely why he agreed to aid me in this endeavor to put things into their proper perspective by loaning out a good friend of ours to help you see what you REFUSE TO…and he should be here in 3….2…..1
…If you’ll excuse me!
Suddenly the clown pops up and heads back in his office. He must first pass his desk to get to the large black door on the far side directly in front of him. But before he strides towards the door he stops and opens up the top drawer of his desk and begins to sift through an alarming collection of knives, brass knuckles, lube, and AH HA here it is…a big ole WRENCH like what Ms. Peacock murdered Col Mustard in the study with ya know, if not get a CLUE? ANyway he grabs it and holds it behind his back.
Anyhoo Jestyr glides over to the door opens it and finds himself glaring at his lovely accomplice Ms. BeHaVe. His face drops with disappointment because clearly he was expecting someone else…
BeHaVe WHAT THE PHUCK? Where is he? He just texted me and said he was here?
Aheeeeemmmm Mr. J
Jestyr’s eye brows shoot damn near to the top of his head as he sees BeHaVe playfully pointing downwards as he looks down and sees the now INFAMOUS JOHN GABLE standing in his glorious presence. HE lets out a cackle as he looks at BeHaVe with a look of relief as he extends his hand downwards to shake the hand of the little man who bears more of a striking resemblance to the real John Cable then we are sure any of you actually realize.
FoRGiVE ME FRiENd DiDn’T See YA DoWN THERE HAHA!!! WELCOME, WELCOME TO NEW ORLEANS!
Thank you for having me Mr. Stylez this is a wonderful place you got here, are all the girls that work here porn stars?
Recognize them do ya? Please do come in!
Jestyr winks at Behave closing the door behind him as the tiny man saunters in eyes gleaming after feasting his eyes on at least 5 of his 8 favorite internet fuck buddys! HEHE! Jestyr still with the wrench behind his back smiles at Gable as he uses his free hand to usher him inside the elaborate office of the crown jewel of strip clubs here on the street of Bourbon.
Ohhh I also wanted to thank you for agreeing to the same terms as Mr. Montouri, I just prefer to be paid in advance but as I’m sure Mr. Montouri told you it’s always well worth it. Whatever you need done you can count on me Mr. Stylez
Ohhh I don’t doubt that in the least MiNI MART, and no I should be thanking you for coming out here on such uhhhh short notice…But please call me
Now let’s get you paid good sir!
OK well I spoke to your partner BeHaVe and well she is a little on the…
Crazy side?
I mean I wasn’t gunna, but now that you mention it yes. When we originally spoke she told me you were interested in my services but she wasn’t all that clear about what for exactly so I was hoping we could maybe go over that before we actually get started?
Jestyr reaches in his jacket pocket removing a thick fat envelope handing it to Gable as he opens it and begins to thumb through the baby blues as Jestyr’s eyes grow wide with excitement as he sees the window of opportunity he was impatiently waiting for and then his hand comes from behind his back and with one swift motion
…and just like that lights out, and then there is laughter lots and lots of laughter as the door to the office once again opens and in skips Ms. BaHaVe once again holding a black duffle bag. She looks down at the tiny unconscious man now bleeding all over Jestyr’s marble floor. SHe twirls her hair dropping the bag next to him as Jestyr unzips it removing some duct tape and a brand spanking new John Cable mask.
Geeez Mr. J did you kill him?
Dear GOD I HOPE NOT…Wait no, look he’s still breathin! Plus I promised Joe! I’ll probably let him go after all this is over. I added a bonus in his pay for the trouble! Because that is what comes next…LOTS AND LOTS OF TROUBLE!!!
OK well if you are gunna put that mask on him you should make it, I dunno more realistic?
GREAT SCOTT YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT BEHAVE!!! I knew something was off…Here, how’s this?
As Jestyr picks up Gable’s head putting the Cable mask on him he, and we notice it don’t look quite right. SO he drops his head and takes his hands and twists and turns until the mask is on COMPLETELY
Jestyr erupts in laughter as BeHaVe looks over Jestyr’s shoulder flashing a satisfied smile.
THERE NOW IT’S PERFECT! JUST LIKE AT THE WAR GAMES!!!
My thoughts exactly! Now let’s move him because it’s just about time for that JaZZ FUNERAL FOR JOHN CABLE’S RePuTaTioN! IT’s gunna be so great! But wait real quick fore we go…HOWZ MY HAIR? HAHAHAHAAHA
Blue?
It is indeed…It is indeed…Let’s go we are burning DAY LIGHT!!!
THe sunrise much like what’s left of John Cable’s credibility is clearly in the rearview as the sun is almost at it’s apex in the sky. And the TiN$LeToWn TRoUBLeMaKeR is standing at the head of a large grand funeral procession. THere is a large JACKASS drawn buggy typically used to shuttle tourists from one place to another but today it is carrying a large black casket that has the words HAHAHAHAHA spray painted on it in white and purple. Jestyr himself stands with a cigarette hanging from his lips as he flicks it away and holds out his hand as Ms. BeHaVe walks up and hands him a large purple umbrella to match his suit that he opens up and has the words HA HA HA painted on it as well scattered all over the top of the umbrella, cause it be hot as PHUCK out here today. Jestyr then reaches in his breast pocket and removes a silver whistle that he puts in his mouth, but for a moment pauses and takes it out then turns to the camera and says…
SO I know ya prolly been to the BiG Ea$y a TiMe or two JOHN JOHN but lemme run ya sumthin real quick mi amigo! You see all this hoopla round here? ALL this hustle and bustle here today is for you my friend! You see since you have gone out of your way to murder your own reputation I thought it would be fitting for us just to go ahead and put it to rest permanently before I stomp your face out like it was on fire at SMASH! ANd if you…or if the rest of us are gunna do something we may as well do it
Anyway point is cumdropz, one of our most honored and sacred traditions is one particular funeral ritual that ensures the DEAD can move onto to a place where their lingering unfinished business and what not cannot remain behind and haunt us even if they wanted to, and knowing that gaping VAJAGE Cable like I know I do, he would definitely try and hang around so we could hear him crying in the shadows about being what he clearly no longer is…SO without further ado..LET’S GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD HUH?
Just then before Jestyr is able to blow the whistle suddenly the other half of the WGWF Tag Champions Synn emerges onto the scene wearing a black and white pin striped lady suit of her own, top hat and umbrella to match. She quickly lifts her hand and takes the whistle from Jestyr’s mouth and pops it in hers and blows it kicking this party off with a PRoPeR BANG!!!
Scene fades back in only the sun has set much like it’s fixing to on John Cable’s reputation. There is a crowd of people standing in a semi circle some of them are holding lanterns while others holding old school torches to illuminate the darkness of one of the infamous New Orleas graveyards. We hear the loud sound of drilling as the camera finishes panning around looking at the crowd of faceless people all wearing John Cable masks on backwards. As the camera finally makes its way to find what everyone is gathered around for we see Je$TyR SeRyOuS drilling what appears to be airholes into a tiny wooden casket with the John Cable mask perfectly placed at what appears to be the front of it. HE has a cigarette hanging from his lips as he looks up and flashes that arrogant smirk as he motions for us to come closer…So then he starts doin that thing he does.
Ladies and gentlemen if there are any of you that actually
Little casket because of the little remainings HA! No but SeRyOu$Ly, John you wanna know why I went through all the trouble? It was to demonstrate one teeny tiny point that you my friend are on borrowed time at best. Because the reason people like JMONT, Chris Page, and here shortly myself are able to make such a
We are willing to go to any length to get the desired result. You sir mayhaps once upon a time really were the threat you pretend to be today, but look at your body of work since the SMASH brand became a thing, and well the longer it goes the uhhhh
You tell everyone backstage you’ve only lost four matches, but home boy look at the record books dick bag
You don’t get it and I don’t know if its because you refuse or don’t see. I could care less but either way you need to tread lightly around me because I’m not a coward. I’m telling you right here right now I don’t and won’t fight fair. I’m coming into this bitch not to prevent you and your girlfriend from getting a Tag TItle shot…Please don’t make me
You wanna lose another title match then permission granted. I want to put you down because that’s what I wanna do! BEcause I see who and what you are John, and you are a lapdog for the very people you perform for. You need their adulation you crave and are even addicted to the attention, and taking that away from you will be a privilege I cherish above all others, because making a bigger fool out of you than you have made out of yourself here lately doesn’t really do much for me. ANd miss me with all that JOHNNY STYLEZ is BENEATH ME SHIT, because well llook at you and look at me. You are fighting me for a SHOT AT MY CHAMPIONSHIP so…
You are no longer worthy of even calling yourself a hero, you’re no monster. You’re still big and strong but you’re stupid. Your time has come and gone John Boy, and since you don’t wanna leave gracefully then that makes me proud to be the one to force you to
…It’s BeeN YoUR PLea$uRe!
Mornin John, today is a VERY big day for you, for me, and any and everyone else in any shape form or fashion involved with the WGWF. You see today is the day where we all come to grips with something you have clearly lost touch with sometime ago. I don’t know when and I don’t know where but one thing that is painfully obvious to everyone with eyes is that you my friend have
!!!!F’N L.O.S.T.!!!!!
WHAT ONCE WAS A VERY TIGHT GRIP ON REALITY!!!
I dunno if it’s because you started wearing your mask backwards and then somehow managed to get your head ALL the way UP your ass crack, but you John Cable have seemingly have about as much understanding of reality and your present set of circumstances as Amber Mansley’s My$TeRioUS LaDy PARTS have of their long lost ViRGiNiTy!!! Which for those of you keeping score at home is
~$~ AB$oLuTeLy F’N 0 ~$~
…YA KNOW THE # THAT SIGNIFIES ABSOLUTELY NoNeI!!!
?WTF HaPPeNED?
I MEAN YOU USED TO BE “THE MONSTER”
DId your balls drop off?...Or you just been drinkin too much of your own Kool-Aid? Either way here’z the facts JACK OFF, the reason you are no longer and have not been the monster you think yourself for quite some time is all due to the fact that week in and week out the things you do have given us less and less reasons to fear you, and the moment you stop fearing a MONSTER is the precise moment that monster
~!$!~ Lo$eS ALL IT’S F’N PoWeR ~!$!~
TuRNiNG THi$ F’N BATTLE CAT BaCK InTo CRINgeR…EMPHa$i$ ON THE CRINGE BITCH!
You’ve been resting on your reputation for far too long, so much so I considered having a mattress, pillow, and cover fashioned after you. However, all JoKiNg A$iDe John it’s time someone put you and us out of our collective misery because watching you these days isn’t just pathetic, isn’t just difficult, it’s those things because chief among them is the one thing watching you as of late is far and away and that my friend is
!!!!!S.A.D.!!!!!!
AND IF I HAD ANY PHUX TO GiVe I MiGHT EVEN SHED A TEAR, BUT INSTEAD THIS ALL I GOT FOR YA NUMBNUTZ
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
…Anyway, but since you’ve become something of a JOKE here recently I figured that was one of the main reasons Barrows decided to feed you to me, because you can twist this shit anyway you’d like in your head Cable, but facts are facts whether you want to acknowledge them are not. And whether or not you think we, couldn’t have, shouldn’t have, wouldn’t have like it not ya Ma$KeD F’N MoRoN
!!!!!!HeRe WE IZ!!!!!
AND I MAY BE THE CLOWN BUT YOU ARE THE JOKE!!!
And if you want to find the person to blame for this shit you need only find a MIRROR! And well maybe JMONT too because I don’t know if there is anyone more instrumental in your downfall than you than he is…Which kinda brings us to where we are today…So please allow me be the first to unwelcome you to NEW ORLEANZ! The final resting place of that reputation of yours that seems to be weighing you all the way
!!!!!DoWn!!!!!
AGAIN NOT UNLIKE AMBER MANSLEY BEFORE AND AFTER EPISODES OF SMASH!!!
(CAUSE YOU SUCK GET IT’ HAHAHAHA)
Sorry with the jokes again? Where were we? Ohh yeah JMONT! SO yeah if anyone is as responsible for your recent nosedive in terms of stock more so than you it’s him. I only bring it up because quick fun fact sure I may have torched a few of his monster trucks and said my share about him since I been here, but Joseph and I kinda go way back, back further than even past the days when people actually spoke your name with a modicum of respect and even fear. Point being Montouri and I may not have always seen eye to eye on every subject, but we do share a mutual respect for one another which is a rare thing considering one of those people is affectionately referred to as
~$~ THe DoN oF Di$Re$PeCT ~$~
DON’T WORRY DICKBAG UR FINNA FIND OUT ALL ABOUT THAT!!!!
And if there ever was an issue he and I were able to see eye to eye on it is this one here! Because as it so happens you are very well aware if anyone thinks less of you round this bitch than me it’s him. Which is precisely why he agreed to aid me in this endeavor to put things into their proper perspective by loaning out a good friend of ours to help you see what you REFUSE TO…and he should be here in 3….2…..1
*KNOCK KNOCK…
…If you’ll excuse me!
Suddenly the clown pops up and heads back in his office. He must first pass his desk to get to the large black door on the far side directly in front of him. But before he strides towards the door he stops and opens up the top drawer of his desk and begins to sift through an alarming collection of knives, brass knuckles, lube, and AH HA here it is…a big ole WRENCH like what Ms. Peacock murdered Col Mustard in the study with ya know, if not get a CLUE? ANyway he grabs it and holds it behind his back.
Anyhoo Jestyr glides over to the door opens it and finds himself glaring at his lovely accomplice Ms. BeHaVe. His face drops with disappointment because clearly he was expecting someone else…
BeHaVe WHAT THE PHUCK? Where is he? He just texted me and said he was here?
Aheeeeemmmm Mr. J
Jestyr’s eye brows shoot damn near to the top of his head as he sees BeHaVe playfully pointing downwards as he looks down and sees the now INFAMOUS JOHN GABLE standing in his glorious presence. HE lets out a cackle as he looks at BeHaVe with a look of relief as he extends his hand downwards to shake the hand of the little man who bears more of a striking resemblance to the real John Cable then we are sure any of you actually realize.
FoRGiVE ME FRiENd DiDn’T See YA DoWN THERE HAHA!!! WELCOME, WELCOME TO NEW ORLEANS!
Thank you for having me Mr. Stylez this is a wonderful place you got here, are all the girls that work here porn stars?
Recognize them do ya? Please do come in!
Jestyr winks at Behave closing the door behind him as the tiny man saunters in eyes gleaming after feasting his eyes on at least 5 of his 8 favorite internet fuck buddys! HEHE! Jestyr still with the wrench behind his back smiles at Gable as he uses his free hand to usher him inside the elaborate office of the crown jewel of strip clubs here on the street of Bourbon.
Ohhh I also wanted to thank you for agreeing to the same terms as Mr. Montouri, I just prefer to be paid in advance but as I’m sure Mr. Montouri told you it’s always well worth it. Whatever you need done you can count on me Mr. Stylez
Ohhh I don’t doubt that in the least MiNI MART, and no I should be thanking you for coming out here on such uhhhh short notice…But please call me
~$~ SeRyOu$ ~$~
I INSIST!
OK well I spoke to your partner BeHaVe and well she is a little on the…
Crazy side?
I mean I wasn’t gunna, but now that you mention it yes. When we originally spoke she told me you were interested in my services but she wasn’t all that clear about what for exactly so I was hoping we could maybe go over that before we actually get started?
Jestyr reaches in his jacket pocket removing a thick fat envelope handing it to Gable as he opens it and begins to thumb through the baby blues as Jestyr’s eyes grow wide with excitement as he sees the window of opportunity he was impatiently waiting for and then his hand comes from behind his back and with one swift motion
!!!!!BAM!!!!!
HE SLAMS THAT WRENCH INTO SMALL JOHN GABLE’S NOT SO TINY SKULL
…and just like that lights out, and then there is laughter lots and lots of laughter as the door to the office once again opens and in skips Ms. BaHaVe once again holding a black duffle bag. She looks down at the tiny unconscious man now bleeding all over Jestyr’s marble floor. SHe twirls her hair dropping the bag next to him as Jestyr unzips it removing some duct tape and a brand spanking new John Cable mask.
Geeez Mr. J did you kill him?
Dear GOD I HOPE NOT…Wait no, look he’s still breathin! Plus I promised Joe! I’ll probably let him go after all this is over. I added a bonus in his pay for the trouble! Because that is what comes next…LOTS AND LOTS OF TROUBLE!!!
OK well if you are gunna put that mask on him you should make it, I dunno more realistic?
GREAT SCOTT YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT BEHAVE!!! I knew something was off…Here, how’s this?
As Jestyr picks up Gable’s head putting the Cable mask on him he, and we notice it don’t look quite right. SO he drops his head and takes his hands and twists and turns until the mask is on COMPLETELY
!!!!!B.A.S.S. A.C.K.W.A.R.D.Z.!!!!!
(Gratuitous ENGWISH MANSLAUGHTER!!!)
Jestyr erupts in laughter as BeHaVe looks over Jestyr’s shoulder flashing a satisfied smile.
THERE NOW IT’S PERFECT! JUST LIKE AT THE WAR GAMES!!!
My thoughts exactly! Now let’s move him because it’s just about time for that JaZZ FUNERAL FOR JOHN CABLE’S RePuTaTioN! IT’s gunna be so great! But wait real quick fore we go…HOWZ MY HAIR? HAHAHAHAAHA
Blue?
It is indeed…It is indeed…Let’s go we are burning DAY LIGHT!!!
4 HRZ & 19 MiNZ LaTeR!!!
THe sunrise much like what’s left of John Cable’s credibility is clearly in the rearview as the sun is almost at it’s apex in the sky. And the TiN$LeToWn TRoUBLeMaKeR is standing at the head of a large grand funeral procession. THere is a large JACKASS drawn buggy typically used to shuttle tourists from one place to another but today it is carrying a large black casket that has the words HAHAHAHAHA spray painted on it in white and purple. Jestyr himself stands with a cigarette hanging from his lips as he flicks it away and holds out his hand as Ms. BeHaVe walks up and hands him a large purple umbrella to match his suit that he opens up and has the words HA HA HA painted on it as well scattered all over the top of the umbrella, cause it be hot as PHUCK out here today. Jestyr then reaches in his breast pocket and removes a silver whistle that he puts in his mouth, but for a moment pauses and takes it out then turns to the camera and says…
SO I know ya prolly been to the BiG Ea$y a TiMe or two JOHN JOHN but lemme run ya sumthin real quick mi amigo! You see all this hoopla round here? ALL this hustle and bustle here today is for you my friend! You see since you have gone out of your way to murder your own reputation I thought it would be fitting for us just to go ahead and put it to rest permanently before I stomp your face out like it was on fire at SMASH! ANd if you…or if the rest of us are gunna do something we may as well do it
?RiGHT!!!!!
RIGHT!!! SO CHECK IT!!!
Anyway point is cumdropz, one of our most honored and sacred traditions is one particular funeral ritual that ensures the DEAD can move onto to a place where their lingering unfinished business and what not cannot remain behind and haunt us even if they wanted to, and knowing that gaping VAJAGE Cable like I know I do, he would definitely try and hang around so we could hear him crying in the shadows about being what he clearly no longer is…SO without further ado..LET’S GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD HUH?
Just then before Jestyr is able to blow the whistle suddenly the other half of the WGWF Tag Champions Synn emerges onto the scene wearing a black and white pin striped lady suit of her own, top hat and umbrella to match. She quickly lifts her hand and takes the whistle from Jestyr’s mouth and pops it in hers and blows it kicking this party off with a PRoPeR BANG!!!
…After ALLAT
Ladies and gentlemen if there are any of you that actually
~~ GiVe A F’N SHIT ~~
HeRe LiES WHaT ReMaiNZ oF JOHN CaBLE’s REPuTaTioN!!!
Little casket because of the little remainings HA! No but SeRyOu$Ly, John you wanna know why I went through all the trouble? It was to demonstrate one teeny tiny point that you my friend are on borrowed time at best. Because the reason people like JMONT, Chris Page, and here shortly myself are able to make such a
!!!!!F’N FooL OuTTa YOU!!!!
IS BeCaUse AT THe END OF THE DAY WE WANT IT MORE THAN YOU!!!
We are willing to go to any length to get the desired result. You sir mayhaps once upon a time really were the threat you pretend to be today, but look at your body of work since the SMASH brand became a thing, and well the longer it goes the uhhhh
!!!!!!LeSS oF A THING YoU ARe BRuDDaH!!!!
YOU’VE SQUANDERED MORE CHAMPIONSHIP OPPORTUNITES THAN ANYONE ON THE ROSTER!!
You tell everyone backstage you’ve only lost four matches, but home boy look at the record books dick bag
!!!!!You DOnT BE WINNIn THEM BITCHEZ NEITHER!!!!
YOU RULE KEEPERZ REALLY MaKe ME LoL YA KNOW!!
You don’t get it and I don’t know if its because you refuse or don’t see. I could care less but either way you need to tread lightly around me because I’m not a coward. I’m telling you right here right now I don’t and won’t fight fair. I’m coming into this bitch not to prevent you and your girlfriend from getting a Tag TItle shot…Please don’t make me
!!!!!F’N LAUGH!!!!!
AGAIN LOL!!!!
You wanna lose another title match then permission granted. I want to put you down because that’s what I wanna do! BEcause I see who and what you are John, and you are a lapdog for the very people you perform for. You need their adulation you crave and are even addicted to the attention, and taking that away from you will be a privilege I cherish above all others, because making a bigger fool out of you than you have made out of yourself here lately doesn’t really do much for me. ANd miss me with all that JOHNNY STYLEZ is BENEATH ME SHIT, because well llook at you and look at me. You are fighting me for a SHOT AT MY CHAMPIONSHIP so…
!!!!!H.A F’N H.A.!!!!!
SO SHUT IT BaBy HUGHEY!!!!
You are no longer worthy of even calling yourself a hero, you’re no monster. You’re still big and strong but you’re stupid. Your time has come and gone John Boy, and since you don’t wanna leave gracefully then that makes me proud to be the one to force you to
!!!!!SoaK!!!!!
!!!!!SoMe!!!!
!!!!!!UP!!!!!!!
!!!!!!UP!!!!!!!
…It’s BeeN YoUR PLea$uRe!