Post by pogotheclown on May 18, 2024 13:43:55 GMT -5
The Clowns Psychiatrist
We are at the clowns hospital where Pogo had been recovering a while ago, only this time he is at the psychological department where a female clown is seen seated behind her desk while typing on a remote control while working on a tiny screen in front of her. On the other end of the hallway we see Pogo and Stitches seated, Pogo is having some bandages wrapped around his tiny head and wearing sunglasses in front of his eyes as he has suffered a “Clowns Booboo”
Stitches: Are you alright Pogo???
Pogo gently shakes his tiny head, preventing the mental pain that he is feeling not to get worse. He has suffered this mental disorder after losing the WGWF tag team titles tot he Cassette Collective. A tag team that he is thankful for to hav emoved over towards Monday Night Smash.
Pogo: (whisper) I see blue elephants Stitches.
Stitches rolls his eyes from the response of his tiny friend, sighing of relief that Pogo is constantly focused ahead of him, shrugging his shoulders as he plays along.
Stitches: I see them too Pogo, they look very beautiful don’t they??
This causes Pogo to slightly move the sunglasses down his tiny nose before turning his attention towards the larger clown, closing his eyes with a doubtful gaze.
Pogo: Beautiful?? You know I hate blue right??? Besides these clowns have two snouts and four long teeth… Hardly anything beautiful about it.
Pogo sighs as he puts the sunglasses fully in front of his eyes and gazes back tot he carpet floor in front of him. Stitches decides to leave his little friend alone as he turns his attention towards the clown receptionist
Stitches: Hello there ehmmmmm
He looks at the name plack on the desk, reading the name of Coco Blue hair.
Stitches: Coco blue Hair huh?? Why is your last name Blue..
He turns his attention towards the clown, noticing her blue bushy hair that is clearly everywhere.
Stitches: Never Mind, so uhmmmm hi.
The Clown receptionist continues typing her fingers on every button of the remote control, showing an annoyed look on her face.
Coco: It’s broke!!! Now i need to buy a new one!!!
The receptionist is about to throw the remote control away, only for Stitches to motion for her not to.
Stitches: Can I help?? I am kinda of a wizard when it comes to remote controles.
Coco: You are?? I am trying to watch my favourite nature program on Animal Planet.
She hands Stitches the remote control as he walks around her desk, staring at the little screen. Noticing that it has a black screen.
Pogo: I am thirtsty
Stitches: I will get you yoursome juice in a minute Pogo, I got to help the lovely lady with her problem
We see Pogo sigh as he looks at a painting, showing a bunch of clowns juggling balls in front of little kids
Pogo: Is that my future?? Just a clown that will never get anywhere beyond entertaining kids?? I want to learn to swim, so that me and miss Jenny can swim across the world along with dolphins and play with penguins. I have dreams too you know.
We hear a door open that leads towards the office of the clowns psychiatrist. It’s an older clown, orange hair and a rather large red nose that holds some fake plastic glasses without any actually any glasses inside of it.
Psychiatrist: Mr. Pogo???
Pogo lets out a sigh, turns his attention towards the clowns psychiatrist. Whose attention is directed towards his friend Stitches, assuming that Stitches is the patient named Pogo.
Pogo: I am he, the man who has lost his smile
The psychaitrist turns towards Pogo, blinks a few times before turning his attention towards Coco.
Pscyhiatrist: Please cancel all my appointments for today Coco, this clown needs some electric shock treatment.
Coco: Yes Mr. Flatfoot
Stitches is about to ask why he is named that way, only to notice that the doctor is sporting really flat feet with different type of coloured toe nails. He turns his attention back towards the little screen and notices something
Stitches: I think I have found the sollution to your problem
He reaches ove and grabs an electric cord, adding it to the electric socket as that causes the television screen to turn on to much delight of the clown receptionist.
Coco: You are my hero!!! How can I thank you???
Stitches is speechless, not knowing how to answer as we see little Pogo enter the officie of the clowns psychiatrist. There we see blue elephant toys, green and red balloons as well as pictures of a whole clown family consisting of four kids, the psychiatrist and assumingly his clowns wife. Pogo looks around as he notices a massage chair
Psychiatrist: Do you need help to get ont he chair mr. Pogo??
Pogo sighs, slowly stepping forwards towards the chair before lifting his tiny arms in the air as a sign fort he psychiatrist to lift him up and volunteeringly allows hi mto lift him up on it. The psychiatrist pushes the button besides the chair, causing it to shake. The vibrating chair causes Pogo’s sunglasses to fall from his nose onto the ground. The clowns psychiatrist sits down and grabs a note book.
Psychiatrist: Okay Pogo, you said that you lost your smile. Can you tell me what has happened for you to lose your smile??
Pogo wraps his tiny hands around the bancaged head, rubbing his tiny fingers against the fabric.
Pogo: It all started when I handed the Cassette Collective my card form y fan page.
Psychiatrist: Interesting, can you tell me who the Cassette Collective are??
Pogo sighs
Pogo: it’s two mean girls named KC and Pax.
The psychiatrist nods his head as he continues to write.
Psychaitrist: SO you have problems talking to girls???
Pogo shakes his head.
Pogo: No sir, they are just being mean. They are jealous that I am a succesful Fan Only Fans page model with uhm…
Counts his ten fingers
Pogo: One big fan that likes me share pictures and videos with her.
The psychiatrist nods his head as Pogo continues.
Pogo: Plus Miss Jenny is a very lovely friend of mine, she allows me to watch Disney+ with her.
The Psychiatrist nods his head once more.
Psychiatrist: I need to ask Pogo, do you fear changes??
Pogo raises his eye brow while bouncing around the massage chair as he starts to think about the question.
Pogo: Well I do have similar outfits.
Psychiatrist: No Pogo, I mean are you afraid to let go of something that you like???
Pogo once again thinks hard while boucning his tiny ass around the chair in circles before turning his attention back towards the psychaitrist.
Pogo: I did lose mine and Stitches tag titles to these mean girls.
Psychaitrist: Interesting.
He starts to write something down before turning back to Pogo.
Psychiatrist: And what is the biggest pain of losing those titles??
Pogo: Well actually, the biggest upset for me is that Miss Jenny had to relinguish her title as well and she is veryupset about it.
This causes the psychaitrist to raise an eyebrow.
Psychiatrist: Do you like this Miss Jenny Pogo??
Pogo falls from the chair onto the ground, hitting his tiny head on the floor as we hear a soft thud due to the bandages.
Pogo: Well the other day we enjoyed some time together when she visited me in the hospital after these girls assaulted me.
Psychiatrist: Interesting Pogo, I thin we need to dig deeper into this in future sessions. But for now I have something for you to do.
Pogo: That is??
Psychiatrist: I want you to learn to swim and then come back next week.
Pogo scratches his head as the shot fades.
We come back where we see Pogo is shopping for swimsuits with his friend Stitches.
Pogo: Come on Stitches, I need some swimsuits so Miss Jenny can teach me!!!
He runs around the swimsuit section of the sport shop as Stitches is breathing heavy while chasing his little friend. Pogo grabs hold of a much too large speedo as he steps his tiny feet through it and jumps up and down happily causing the speedo to fall tot he ground.
Pogo: I want this one!!!
Stitches: Pogo, that’s way too large for you. Don’t you realize Miss Jenny would see your….
He bends forward and whisper something into Pogo’s ear as that causes hi mto blush.
Pogo: NOOOOO!! Really???
Stitches nods his head as he walks off in search for a Pogo sized speedo.
Pogo: So now I have time to address my new opponent. A guy named Edward Grado. Really?? Edward?? Is he English??
He rubs his tiny head as some of the bandages are still tied across it.
Pogo: He at least has got one advantage, he is not a mean girl. And I have told Mr. Daniels that I do not want any mean girls near me!! I have dedicated my life to entertain all nice people, plus Miss Jenny is the only nice girl that I know. She does not judge me for what I do, how I look or likes all my ideas. She is not soph… err Sopho… no wait Sophu….
Pogo scratches his head as he cannot pronounce the word sophisticated.
Pogo: She is not being weird like KC and Pax!! Those down undah girls who have ruined everything that I have worked for. All because I had me some good S.E.x. and they didn’t!! Now at least I can understand why some girls have a head ache at times. Because they are just meanies.!!
He crosses his tiny arms across his very tiny chest.
Pogo: So Edward, don’t think just because I’m 4’5 that I a man easy target. Because I am 4 feet 5 of pure FURY!!! Miss Jenny told me once that I got a major kick once I roll around in circles and make her giggle like crazy. And that is something that I take pride off and will use that against you to start tob e victorious once more.
He nods his tiny head and grins.
Pogo: I got some tricks up my sleeve and that will grant me a big time victory over you. I mean seriously, what could possibly happen to me against you?? I have never gotten pinned or submitted in a singles matches. You can ask that loser Devlin as he tried so hard to hurt me, but I just fell asleep of boredom. How could I know that some crooked official would declare him a winner because of that? Well don’t think I will fall asleep on you Edward, because I am fire!!!
We see Stitches turn around the corner with small speedo’s.
Pogo: I got to go, but I will see you on Brawl big guy.
We are at the clowns hospital where Pogo had been recovering a while ago, only this time he is at the psychological department where a female clown is seen seated behind her desk while typing on a remote control while working on a tiny screen in front of her. On the other end of the hallway we see Pogo and Stitches seated, Pogo is having some bandages wrapped around his tiny head and wearing sunglasses in front of his eyes as he has suffered a “Clowns Booboo”
Stitches: Are you alright Pogo???
Pogo gently shakes his tiny head, preventing the mental pain that he is feeling not to get worse. He has suffered this mental disorder after losing the WGWF tag team titles tot he Cassette Collective. A tag team that he is thankful for to hav emoved over towards Monday Night Smash.
Pogo: (whisper) I see blue elephants Stitches.
Stitches rolls his eyes from the response of his tiny friend, sighing of relief that Pogo is constantly focused ahead of him, shrugging his shoulders as he plays along.
Stitches: I see them too Pogo, they look very beautiful don’t they??
This causes Pogo to slightly move the sunglasses down his tiny nose before turning his attention towards the larger clown, closing his eyes with a doubtful gaze.
Pogo: Beautiful?? You know I hate blue right??? Besides these clowns have two snouts and four long teeth… Hardly anything beautiful about it.
Pogo sighs as he puts the sunglasses fully in front of his eyes and gazes back tot he carpet floor in front of him. Stitches decides to leave his little friend alone as he turns his attention towards the clown receptionist
Stitches: Hello there ehmmmmm
He looks at the name plack on the desk, reading the name of Coco Blue hair.
Stitches: Coco blue Hair huh?? Why is your last name Blue..
He turns his attention towards the clown, noticing her blue bushy hair that is clearly everywhere.
Stitches: Never Mind, so uhmmmm hi.
The Clown receptionist continues typing her fingers on every button of the remote control, showing an annoyed look on her face.
Coco: It’s broke!!! Now i need to buy a new one!!!
The receptionist is about to throw the remote control away, only for Stitches to motion for her not to.
Stitches: Can I help?? I am kinda of a wizard when it comes to remote controles.
Coco: You are?? I am trying to watch my favourite nature program on Animal Planet.
She hands Stitches the remote control as he walks around her desk, staring at the little screen. Noticing that it has a black screen.
Pogo: I am thirtsty
Stitches: I will get you yoursome juice in a minute Pogo, I got to help the lovely lady with her problem
We see Pogo sigh as he looks at a painting, showing a bunch of clowns juggling balls in front of little kids
Pogo: Is that my future?? Just a clown that will never get anywhere beyond entertaining kids?? I want to learn to swim, so that me and miss Jenny can swim across the world along with dolphins and play with penguins. I have dreams too you know.
We hear a door open that leads towards the office of the clowns psychiatrist. It’s an older clown, orange hair and a rather large red nose that holds some fake plastic glasses without any actually any glasses inside of it.
Psychiatrist: Mr. Pogo???
Pogo lets out a sigh, turns his attention towards the clowns psychiatrist. Whose attention is directed towards his friend Stitches, assuming that Stitches is the patient named Pogo.
Pogo: I am he, the man who has lost his smile
The psychaitrist turns towards Pogo, blinks a few times before turning his attention towards Coco.
Pscyhiatrist: Please cancel all my appointments for today Coco, this clown needs some electric shock treatment.
Coco: Yes Mr. Flatfoot
Stitches is about to ask why he is named that way, only to notice that the doctor is sporting really flat feet with different type of coloured toe nails. He turns his attention back towards the little screen and notices something
Stitches: I think I have found the sollution to your problem
He reaches ove and grabs an electric cord, adding it to the electric socket as that causes the television screen to turn on to much delight of the clown receptionist.
Coco: You are my hero!!! How can I thank you???
Stitches is speechless, not knowing how to answer as we see little Pogo enter the officie of the clowns psychiatrist. There we see blue elephant toys, green and red balloons as well as pictures of a whole clown family consisting of four kids, the psychiatrist and assumingly his clowns wife. Pogo looks around as he notices a massage chair
Psychiatrist: Do you need help to get ont he chair mr. Pogo??
Pogo sighs, slowly stepping forwards towards the chair before lifting his tiny arms in the air as a sign fort he psychiatrist to lift him up and volunteeringly allows hi mto lift him up on it. The psychiatrist pushes the button besides the chair, causing it to shake. The vibrating chair causes Pogo’s sunglasses to fall from his nose onto the ground. The clowns psychiatrist sits down and grabs a note book.
Psychiatrist: Okay Pogo, you said that you lost your smile. Can you tell me what has happened for you to lose your smile??
Pogo wraps his tiny hands around the bancaged head, rubbing his tiny fingers against the fabric.
Pogo: It all started when I handed the Cassette Collective my card form y fan page.
Psychiatrist: Interesting, can you tell me who the Cassette Collective are??
Pogo sighs
Pogo: it’s two mean girls named KC and Pax.
The psychiatrist nods his head as he continues to write.
Psychaitrist: SO you have problems talking to girls???
Pogo shakes his head.
Pogo: No sir, they are just being mean. They are jealous that I am a succesful Fan Only Fans page model with uhm…
Counts his ten fingers
Pogo: One big fan that likes me share pictures and videos with her.
The psychiatrist nods his head as Pogo continues.
Pogo: Plus Miss Jenny is a very lovely friend of mine, she allows me to watch Disney+ with her.
The Psychiatrist nods his head once more.
Psychiatrist: I need to ask Pogo, do you fear changes??
Pogo raises his eye brow while bouncing around the massage chair as he starts to think about the question.
Pogo: Well I do have similar outfits.
Psychiatrist: No Pogo, I mean are you afraid to let go of something that you like???
Pogo once again thinks hard while boucning his tiny ass around the chair in circles before turning his attention back towards the psychaitrist.
Pogo: I did lose mine and Stitches tag titles to these mean girls.
Psychaitrist: Interesting.
He starts to write something down before turning back to Pogo.
Psychiatrist: And what is the biggest pain of losing those titles??
Pogo: Well actually, the biggest upset for me is that Miss Jenny had to relinguish her title as well and she is veryupset about it.
This causes the psychaitrist to raise an eyebrow.
Psychiatrist: Do you like this Miss Jenny Pogo??
Pogo falls from the chair onto the ground, hitting his tiny head on the floor as we hear a soft thud due to the bandages.
Pogo: Well the other day we enjoyed some time together when she visited me in the hospital after these girls assaulted me.
Psychiatrist: Interesting Pogo, I thin we need to dig deeper into this in future sessions. But for now I have something for you to do.
Pogo: That is??
Psychiatrist: I want you to learn to swim and then come back next week.
Pogo scratches his head as the shot fades.
We come back where we see Pogo is shopping for swimsuits with his friend Stitches.
Pogo: Come on Stitches, I need some swimsuits so Miss Jenny can teach me!!!
He runs around the swimsuit section of the sport shop as Stitches is breathing heavy while chasing his little friend. Pogo grabs hold of a much too large speedo as he steps his tiny feet through it and jumps up and down happily causing the speedo to fall tot he ground.
Pogo: I want this one!!!
Stitches: Pogo, that’s way too large for you. Don’t you realize Miss Jenny would see your….
He bends forward and whisper something into Pogo’s ear as that causes hi mto blush.
Pogo: NOOOOO!! Really???
Stitches nods his head as he walks off in search for a Pogo sized speedo.
Pogo: So now I have time to address my new opponent. A guy named Edward Grado. Really?? Edward?? Is he English??
He rubs his tiny head as some of the bandages are still tied across it.
Pogo: He at least has got one advantage, he is not a mean girl. And I have told Mr. Daniels that I do not want any mean girls near me!! I have dedicated my life to entertain all nice people, plus Miss Jenny is the only nice girl that I know. She does not judge me for what I do, how I look or likes all my ideas. She is not soph… err Sopho… no wait Sophu….
Pogo scratches his head as he cannot pronounce the word sophisticated.
Pogo: She is not being weird like KC and Pax!! Those down undah girls who have ruined everything that I have worked for. All because I had me some good S.E.x. and they didn’t!! Now at least I can understand why some girls have a head ache at times. Because they are just meanies.!!
He crosses his tiny arms across his very tiny chest.
Pogo: So Edward, don’t think just because I’m 4’5 that I a man easy target. Because I am 4 feet 5 of pure FURY!!! Miss Jenny told me once that I got a major kick once I roll around in circles and make her giggle like crazy. And that is something that I take pride off and will use that against you to start tob e victorious once more.
He nods his tiny head and grins.
Pogo: I got some tricks up my sleeve and that will grant me a big time victory over you. I mean seriously, what could possibly happen to me against you?? I have never gotten pinned or submitted in a singles matches. You can ask that loser Devlin as he tried so hard to hurt me, but I just fell asleep of boredom. How could I know that some crooked official would declare him a winner because of that? Well don’t think I will fall asleep on you Edward, because I am fire!!!
We see Stitches turn around the corner with small speedo’s.
Pogo: I got to go, but I will see you on Brawl big guy.