Post by pogotheclown on Apr 19, 2024 12:51:37 GMT -5
Clowning Around
We see Pogo and Stitches stand inside the circus tent that is being set up for the Circus Deathmatch for night two of WrestleWars. They are admiring the handy work of the crew that are working overtime to get the circus up on time. Stitches hands Pogo a fruit drink while himself lurking on a glass of milk
Stitches: Can you feel it Pogo??
Pogo looks up at his friend with a curious look on his face
Pogo: Feel what?? This fruit drink feels the same way as it always does.
Stitches can’t help but chuckle as he shakes his head, he takes a final sip from his glass of milk before bending down to his smaller friend.
Stitches: I was talking about the anticipation in the air for our big time title defence?? Just imagine that this circus is filled entiredly with fans screaming our names.
Pogo: What?? All two of them???
Stitches cannot help but smile at the excitement in the eyes of his smaller friend, who had been trying so hard to have their fandom grow since joining the company. The mere thought that this entire title match that they would be having against the Cassette Collective all started over Pogo asking them to join his Fans Only page.
He rubs his hand through the green clowns hair of Pogo, who causes to scream high pitched while waving his tiny arms in the air. Stitches looks up as he sees the trapeze cord being set up, he swallows a little bit as he knows that their shoes are way too big to walk over the cord. Luckily he remembers the doctors note that was handed out to Pogo before leaving the clowns hospital that he cannot perform in the air as that would make him pass out after the match he had with Devlin Knight. That to this very day has caused Stitches to have question marks floating above his head, not understanding that Pogo is an airhead and that in high circumstances that the helium inside his brain would lower to his feet to cause him to pass out.
Pogo: Cut it uout!!!
Screams Pogo once more after feeling a final rub across his green clowns hair, readjusting his hair before looking around with a sad looking face.
Pogo: I guess Jenny is still doing promo work for her match against that stupid Bobby and that mean man Goth. I hope that she would still make it before my bedtime.
He pouts a little as he starts to thumb his little hands together before grabbing inside his jacket and pulls out a picture from Jenny Myst and him during their makeup sessions at the Clown Hospital. She had even written a personal message that says:
“Hi Pogo, thank you for the make up session, you are the only man that can pull it off to look good while wearing more makeup than me.”
Pogo starts to smile, he nearly starts to float above the ground due to the helium that has reached the top of his head before being pulled back down to the ground by his friend Stitches. The two walk around the circus, noticing the many seats that is around the cage that they will be competing in as Pogo pulls on the jacket of Stitches.
Pogo: Are these all people that signed up to my Fans Only page Stitches??
Stitches: Well, I would say that all of your fans will be in attendance Pogo. But we had to promise Mrs. Page that we would allow fans from these dastardly Cassette Collective in the circus.
Pogo nods his head in a fashion that would resemble to a bobblehead as he takes a sip from his fruit drink.
Pogo: Well that would be an eye opener for them, watching us force them to eat dust, they have not been nice to me since day one.
Stitches: That’s not really fair Pogo, they did give you a gift for Christmas.
Pogo scratches his head and remembers that moment too as he nods his head and turns his attention to the camera.
Pogo: Sorry Miss Pax and KC, I do appreciate the gift…. But I still am going to whoop those A…….
Stitches stops his little buddies anger building by putting his hand upon his mouth before he would utter the biggest piece of profanity tha the has ever uttered.
Stitches: Remember Pogo, we signed a no profanity clause before 6pm rule with the family Page right?? I know you have picked up a thing or two from your friend Miss Jenny, but we have little children watching.
Pogo: I’m sorry Stitches, I just got carried away.
The two clowns walk around the circus even more before stopping at the microphone stand that holds the microphone that Slapnuts would use during the match. Pogo looks up at it, realizing how large it is as he cannot reach the mic even if he uses his leg strength in his tiny legs. Stitches pulls him up and lifts him in the air, only for Pogo to get airsick when he looks down and realizes that he has reached beyond the level of what he could tolerate as he passes out.
Stitches: Oh drats, I forgot about the you cannot enter this ride unless you are this big rule.
He pats Pogo on the back before placing him on his baby seat that he is wearing around his neck, adjusting the safety belts that keeps him seated in the same place. He opens his mouth and pours the final part of the fruit drink inside his mouth and runs his finger across his Adam apple as that causes him to swallow the final the drink.
Stitches walks over towards the outside of the circus tent, walking over towards their van as he is about to place Pogo inside the bread basket that he uses for his bed. He places a towel over him as a blanket as Pogo starts to snore softly. Stitches looks over his friend for a few moments before hearing a soft knock on the van’s door. He walks over towards it and sees the Television champion Jenny Myst standing there with a huge smile while carrying wigs and face paint.
Jenny Myst: Is Pogo there??? I was thinking of reliving our happy moment from the clown’s hospital.
Stitches smiles as he lets her enter the van before the van is having a few more hours of laughter and giggling as the shot slowly fades.
CD’s(Clown’s Dominance) vs. Cassettes
We are in the circus tent, there we see Pogo and Stitches doing sit ups to prepare for their match. Pogo ultimately has his back bend in a way that he cannot get up anymore until Stitches assists him where the smaller clown gives him the thumbs up.
Stitches: Welcome everybody to the first ever edition of the Clown’s Development to combat our opponents for the coming show!!!
Pogo: And today we are preparing for the Cassette Collective
A pre recorded boo can be heard coming from the sound system where we see Jenny Myst pushing a button on a tape recorder as that sets up the boos in session. She gets the thumbs up and a wave from both clowns before she pushes on the pause button as the clowns continue.
Stitches: Thank you for your oh so enthusiastic response, we are so glad that we aren’t the only ones that share this opinion on those bad behaved girls.
Pogo nods his head as he turns his attention towards Jenny Myst, who waves at him as he smiles.
Pogo: You see that?? That’s a champion, a real champion. And now look at us…., we are champions too!!!
The camera moves from them to Jenny Myst and vice versa a few times in order to emphasize what Pogo was saying
Pogo: Champions who are proud to be defenders of the good cause, not some cheaters like the Cassette Collective who use illegal tactics like the Greek Roman ass spank, a move that was banned in 1815 by a nice Italian guy named Fonzy.
Stitches: That’s right Pogo, plus they clearly did not read the dotted line when they took on two third of the current WGWF tag team champions, because they did not beat Jenny Myst!!!
Myst flexes her arms in response as the clowns applaud her.
Stitches: So for that we are looking at a team that has not yet won any legal match in 2024 or 2023 for that matter. But because we are the clowns that give opportunities to everyone else in this company, we graciously allowed these two cassettes to have their fifteen minutes of fame inside OUR circus.
Pogo: You are absolutely right Stitches, this is OUR circus. Our battle ground, it’s OUR speciality as us clowns have never been out performed inside the dangers of a circus by anyone. So why are you so ignorant to realize that you are so desperate that you would be willing to accept ANY type of challenge.
Stitches: You could have gone for a cheese union eating contest
Pogo: Or a Hoola Hoop contest
Stitches: A don’t go there girlfriend contest
Pogo: Oh that’s a good one Stitches.
Little Pogo scratches his head in an attempt to come up with something before a lightbulb, or perhaps some helium popped above his head as he has an idea.
Pogo: You could have gone for who could paint their faces fastest
Stitches looks at Pogo and smiles
Stitches: But Pogo, that would mean that they would have lost before the bell has even rang???
Pogo: True, but these two are so dumb, they would not even know the difference.
Stitches face palms himself before lowering his head to Pogo as he whispers something into his ear.
Stitches: You are lucky that we just past the bedtime moment Pogo, because you were using profanity again.
Pogo giggles like a school girl on helium as he apologizes to all of his two fans before Stitches continues.
Stitches: But Pogo has a point, you two could have gone for any kind of match. And yet the outcome would not alter any damn bit, because we are the clowns!! We are the team that beat the unbeaten
Pogo: Well until we beat them of course.
Stitches: Team of S.E.X…
Pogo: Bless you Stitches.
Stitches ignores the remark from his partner, places his hands upon his hips in his best effort to look impressive
Stitches: We are been laughed at, hell you even tried to ruin our parade. And yet, all you did was make us stronger. We could have beaten them in an even more impressive fashion.
Pogo: But we made you watch from the front row seats, made you realize how incapable you are and how impressive we are.
Stitches: You are going up against a team that beat the team that nobody in that Gauntlet match could beat, that includes past teams like….
Pogo: Uhm…..
Stitches: Wait, I got it on the tip of my tongue.
Pogo: That’s a fly that flew inside your mouth Stitches, but yeah those teams who nobody even ever refers to anymore. And you know why Cassette Collective???
Stitches: You tell them Pogo
Pogo: Because just like you, they are no longer relevant. Hell, cassettes are stupid things!! Have you ever had issues with cassettes getting stuck on cassette players?? Having to try and get the tape back inside the package until it gets all wrinkled and you have to record your favourite music from the Backstreet Boys all over again???
Stitches calms down his little friend as he notices him getting all worked up on his issues with cassette tapes.
Stitches: What Pogo is trying to say is that you have been bad girls
Pogo NO!! I wanted to hmmmppff!!!
Stitches places his hand back upon his mouth as Pogo starts to scream inside the larger glove as that muffles it a little bit.
Stitches: Furthermore we are just aware that clowns are the new thing in 2024, we are making a comeback from the days of Benny Hill and Tommy Cooper. Granted, they never work makeup like us but well I guess back in the day money was a bit too tight huh? But with us you get the full picture, live in HD or 4K or whatever it is that you are using these days
Pogo: And in colour!!!!
Causes Pogo to scream as he frees his mouth from his tag team partner’s grip before grinning from ear to ear.
Stitches: You have to forgive Pogo, he is just getting used to watch Bambi in colour for the first time, we always watched it on our black and white television. It’s so weird how many things has changed for us since last year, especially that we are the tag team champions. A lot of responsibilities has fallen over us.
Pogo: Like kissing Bibles
Stitches: Saying prayers for stinking babies.
Pogo: I always shove some vitamins inside their mouths to make them stop crying Stitches
Stitches rolls his eyes as he clearly is trying his hardest not to get upset at his smaller and more idiotic friend. He punches his fist into his open hand and stares into the camera.
Stitches: We have warned you Cassette Collective, hell we even tried to be nice.
Pogo: We even sent out greeting cards
Sttiches: Smoke signals
Pogo: Audio books
Stitches: And yet, you keep come back for more. Are you that delusional of ever assuming that you could beat us?? In moments like these I have felt so much pity towards you that perhaps we should have just said I am sorry for the misunderstanding.
Pogo: You mean being the grownups in the story??
Stitches nods his head as he looks sad towards his friend
Stitches: Yes Pogo, I am talking about taking responsibilities for their actions. We should have send them to a private clown school and teach them the lessons of life
Pogo gasps as he puts his tiny hands in front of his face.
Pogo: Not that school???
Stitches: Yes Pogo, the school of teacher Flappy McFlap. The Scottish McClown that has brought us so much joy as clowns. Because he stood at our beginnings when everyone gave up on us and he made us champions.
Pogo takes off his tiny hat and nods his head out of respect.
Stitches: Good Pogo, you remembered that every time we mention his name that we show him respect.
Pogo: Too bad that he got caught with rabies shots up his ass
Stitches: Well that’s for an entire different story Pogo, we are here to discuss the Cassette Collective and their way down the steps of tag team wrestling.
Pogo: I bet they think they need a hot tag to have a shot against us in this match.
Stitches: Or that there are rules in our match
Pogo: Or that there is a fifteen seconds break opportunity
Stitches: No Pogo, there is none of that. The only thing that they need to concern about is that we the current tag team champions will do absolutely everything to walk out still tag team champions.
Pogo: Just like Miss Jenny in her match against those two bad men
He waves towards Jenny with a huge smile on his face before turning his attteniton towards the camera.
Pogo: So KC and Pax, sleep well and all of that crap. Because Pogo is going to dominate you along with the greatest clown friend I have ever had in Sttiches.
Stitches: You are too kind, but am I not your only clowns friend???
Pogo: You are, but even if I had more you would still be on top Stitchs
With that the two clowns give each other a thumbs up before the shot fades.