Post by pogotheclown on Feb 18, 2024 7:09:43 GMT -5
(ooc: apologies for being a bit late after deadline)
We see the shot open to where Pogo and Stitches are in a grocery store for grocery shopping,/
Stitches: Time Magazine? Why in the hell do you want to read Time Magazine? Do you know how expensive that is??
Pogo scratches his tiny head, pushes the grocery list aside and looks at the magazine and notices the price tag for the very first time, causing him to look up at Stitches with a very innocent look on his face.
Stitches: No Pogo, that isn’t going to work on me.
Pogo spits in his hands, rubs it over the clowns hair and adds some puppy eyes that has worked in the past on Stitches. But Stitches crosses his arms and has a stern look on his face as he directs his arm back to the isle where they sell magazines, causing Pogo to lower his head as he grabs it and walks to the back.
Pogo: Don’t you dare run off without me Stitches.
Stitches: I would shudder the thought Pogo.
We see Stitches look over the grocery list that Pogo had dropped in the shopping cart as Pogo wanders off to the other magazines while moping.
Pogo: Well at least he doesn’t change sides like those damn Cassette Collective girls do, I mean seriously. Why can’t all girls be like Miss Jenny?? I mean she fits all criteria’s that Stitches taught me.
He lifts his tiny hand and puts up a finger
Pogo: One she is pretty, two she likes to play with dolls… and three, she likes the same cartoons that I do!! Oh and she is undefeated in title matches, just like me in singles competition.
He pats himself on the shoulder for a job well done as he gets to the isle of magazines, there he places back the magazine as he is about to turn around and head back towards Stitches. Only to stop as something has caught his eye.
Pogo: I didn’t know they had magazines for penthouses??
He stares at a copy of the latest Penthouse magazine what has a rather attractive woman posing on it as he looks at the price tag, noticing that it is not as expensive as the Time Magazine and walks off smiling.
Pogo: I bet Stitches won’t mind, besides I bet that this nice lady must have a very beautiful penthouse. Me and Stitches have always talked about redecorating our house like one, I bet with all the money we will be making we finally can do some arranging!!
He whistles happily towards Stitches, climbs on the cart as he drops the magazine and sits down again.
Stitches: What’s that Pogo??
Pogo: Oh nothing Stitches, just a magazine about Penthouses. And before you start, it is much cheaper than that Time Magazine.
Stitches scratches his head and shrugs.
Stitches: I have never heard of a magazine about Penthouses, but it sounds harmful.
We see Pogo and Stitches both singing and whistling their “Don’t Worry, Be Happy” theme song as they pick up the final objects on their grocery list as they head off to pay for it only to stand in a long line to do so. There we see an old lady look at the Penthouse magazine inside the cart of the clowns, causing her to look angrily at Stitches.
Old lady: You should be ashamed, buying filth like that while a child is around.
She hits Stitches with her purse before he could even respond, causing him to rub the side of his head after the older lady walks off after paying.
Pogo: What has gotten into her Stitches??
Asks Pogo as he looks at the older lady, who is trying to exit the grocery store while using a walking frame before turning his attention back towards his friend.
Stitches: I don’t know Pogo, she said something about being a pervert, I mean I generously allowed her to go first in line. But that is something I won’t be doing anymore.
Pogo nods his head as he gives his friend the clown a little thumbs up, only for Stitches to respond with a big thumbs up as well as the shot goes to black.
The shot returns where we see Pogo seated in his baby chair in the back of their old pink Cadillac, while Stitches is putting the groceries in the back of the car.
Pogo: Stitches? I think I have found out the reason why this magazine is far cheaper than Time Magazine.
We see Stitches closing the lid of the back of their car as he heads to the seat in front of the car as he sits down.
Stitches: Oh, why is that Pogo??
Pogo: Well first of all, if you call your magazine Penthouse wouldn’t you focus it solely on Penthouses and instead of some women that are even poorer than us??
Stitches looks at his friend through the rear view mirror while raising his eyebrow.
Stitches: How much poorer Pogo??
He sees Pogo suddenly lift up the magazine sideways as it flips open a few more pages before hitting hard on the breaks, nearly crashing into the same old lady with the walking frame. She looks over at him after having her arms in front of her face, as if that would protect her from a sudden impact with a car. There she recognizes the clown, causing her to fume with anger before noticing Pogo admiring the magazine. Causing her eyes to grow as wide as plates, starting to curse at the two clowns as Stitches quickly hits the reverse and drives off a different way from the parking lot while sweating bullets.
Pogo: That was fun!!!!! Do it again!!!!
Stitches: I nearly hit that old lady Pogo, that could have send us to jail!!! That is not funny for crying out loud!!
Pogo: Huh?? What are you talking about?? I was referring about this magazine.
Stitches turns to look back at his friend through the rear view mirror as he repeats the same thing with his magazine that he did a few moments ago.
Stitches: POGO??!!! What in the hell???
Pogo: Look Stitches, we should help this lady. She barely has any clothes on!!!
Stitches quickly turns towards another parking lot, grabs the magazine as he starts to check it out before rolling his eyes and sighs.
Stitches: Pogo??
Pogo is sitting in the back clueless, scratching the back of his head as he is wondering what just happened.
Pogo: Yeah Stitches??
Stitches turns around to look at him, holding the centerfold that Pogo was staring at of a clad clothed model
Stitches: This magazine is an adult men’s magazine, where women pose nearly naked. This isn’t about penthouses!!
Pogo looks clueless, scratches the top of his head.
Pogo: Uhm okay, but why??
Stitches: Why what Pogo??
Pogo: Why would adult men want to look at poor women?? I mean, sure they are beautiful and all. But shouldn’t they just start a fund me page to help them out??
Stitches face palms himself, taking a few deep breaths before turning his attention towards his little yet clueless friend.
Stitches: Pogo, these women are models who pose nearly naked because there are men that think it is attractive.
Pogo has a deer in the headlights look on his face not sure how to digest the information he just received.
Pogo: You mean….
He swallows out loud
Pogo: Is that similar to people who send me money to do weird pictures or vids for my fans only page???
Stitches thinks about that question for a moment before nodding his head.
Stitches: You could consider that similar Pogo yes.
Pogo scratches his head before rubbing his chin as if he is in deep thoughts, before suddenly having a wide smile upon his face.
Pogo: I got it Stitches!!!
Stitches: Huh what???
Stitches reacts with a sudden shock as he realizes that he was actually admiring the model before tossing it aside upon the passengers seat next to him. Pogo is so deep in his own thoughts that he had not even noticed the sudden reaction from his friend.
Pogo: It is quite simple if you think about it.
Stitches: It is?? I mean of course it is, is it???
Pogo starts to jump up and down upon his seat while waving his arms excitingly.
Pogo: I am going to make my magazine!!!
Stitches his eyes widen after hearing what Pogo had to say.
Stitches: A magazine??
Pogo starts to nod his head up and down very fast as if he is a bobble head, grinning wild as if he is seeing dollar signs.
Pogo: Play Clown!!!!!
Stitches hears the name come out of the high pitch voice of his friend, realizing that he is referring to copy cat version of Playboy. Shuddering the thought of the ideas that his friend may have.
Stitches: Are you going to pose for that magazine Pogo??
This causes Pogo to have a weird look on his face.
Pogo: Yuck no!!! I want to start a magazine where clowns can show the world the wonderful tricks that we can do, this is for kids Stitches!! I think that the old lady is right, YOU are a pervert!!!!
Stitches: No!!!!! I mean, I just mean.
But Pogo is waving his little finger not wanting to hear the excuses from his friend.
Pogo: It is okay Stitches, I guess you have your urges. But if you ever find your dream clown girlfriend then I am not going to do a double date with Miss Jenny.
This anger Stitches a little bit as he reacts angry.
Stitches: You aren’t even dating Jenny Myst!!!!
Pogo is crossing his tiny arms, moping to himself as the comment has clearly hit a sensitive spot.
Pogo: (moping) You are just jealous you haven’t seen The Little Mermaid.
The shot fades as the two clowns are heading home inside the pink Cadillac.
A press Conference gone bad.
We see Pogo and Stitches hold a press conference days prior to the next Monday Night Brawl, there they will be taking on the team of ICON CLAST. Both clowns are wearing their usual outfits tha they take to the ring, but have managed to rub gel into their clown hair as it has a kind of a Joker look. Pogo is seated in a baby chair on top of the Press table in order to be at the right height for the microphone.
Reporter 1: Hi Pogo and Stitches, I wanted to ask about your attack on the Cassette Collective. Do you have any regrets on what you did???
Pogo places his hand on the microphone while asking something in the ear of Stitches, clearly not wanting the press to hear what they are discussing. Stitches whispers something in Pogo’s ear as the little clown nods his head in agreement.
Pogo: We do regret the circumstances that has occurred at the last show
Reporter 1: Does this mean you want to extend an olive brand to the Cassette Collective??
Pogo looks puzzled at the reporter, clearly not understanding the meaning of the comment from the reporter, turning his attention towards Stitches. Only to notice that Stitches does not understand it either.
Pogo: Look, I’m actually allergic to Olives. Are you trying to get my hospitalized or something??
Reporter 1: Err no Pogo, that’s just another way to make peace with the Cassette Collective.
Stitches reaches over towards his microphone, gesturing Pogo that he is going to be taking this question for him.
Stitches: Now I do realize that Pogo may have caused more harm than truly intended, does not mean we are going to lower ourselves to do so. Besides, they clearly stated that they don’t want any apologies from us.
Pogo: We are the victims here!!!!
Stitches pats Pogo on the head, causing some of his hair to jump out of shape as we see some curls return.
Stitches: What Pogo is trying to say is that he has emotional issues concerning trust issues because of what they did to him, we both know that in wrestling we got to take “Bumps” as they apparently call it. But when he was forced across that knee and take a spanking, something popped.
Reporter 2: Wasn’t that his Whoopie cushion Stitches that popped??
Pogo: I got emotional…. Errr.. What was that again??
He asks as he looks over at Stitches, who smiles at him.
Stitches: Emotional issues Pogo.
Pogo: That what he said!!!
Reporter 2: Will these issues be a problem in your contest against Icon Clast?? The team who came close in their contest against S.E.X??
Stitches: We are aware that this team is a very capable team, but if you have seen what we just did to the Cassette Collective. We are a capable team to make it difficult for every team out there.
Pogo: YEAH!!
Reporter 2: What will your tactics be against this team of Gabe Reno and Chris Chaos??
Pogo waves his hands wildly before grabbing his microphone very excitedly.
Pogo: Me and Stitches got a plan!! We are going to…. Hmmpfffff
Stitches wraps his hand across the mouth of his little companion, whispers something into his ear before turning his attention towards the reporters with a big smile upon his face.
Stitches: You got to forgive Pogo, he is very new to this thing called wrestling. He sometimes forgets that TEAM TACTICS are meant to be secret for others. But yes, we got some ideas of how to counter them. We have studied their matches very intensively.
The two clowns continue to answer some more questions about anything concerning their match, their hopes of achieving etcetera and etcetera. Only to walk off the stage and head backstage where they walk towards the catering. There we see Pogo grab a Tuna sandwich, prepares to take a big bite when Pogo grabs it out of his little hands and hands him a Cheese sandwich.
Pogo: What did you do that for??
Stitches sighs.
Stitches: Because every time you take a bite out of the Tuna sandwich it spills all over your outfit, because you always hold it wrong.
Pogo giggles and nods his head as he forgot about that.
Stitches: And I don’t have a spare outfit for you with me, so you got to be careful with your clothes Pogo.
Pogo nods as he takes a bite from his Cheese sandwich, chews as long as it takes before swallowing the piece.
Pogo: Thanks for preventing me from telling the world that we got a secret weapon Stitches.
Stitches smiles as he nods his head before taking a bite from the Tuna sandwich himself.
Stitches: It’s alright Pogo, I have confidence that this match will have a different outcome than against those Cassette Collective.
Pogo scratches his head as he does not understand the confidence of Stitches.
Pogo: That’s awesome Stitches, but uhm. Can you please explain to me once again why and how??
Stitches takes another bite from the sandwich, wipes his mouth with the back of his hand.
Stitches: It’s quite simple Pogo, both teams did not win during their PPV matches, but at least we got momentum on our side because of our attack on the Cassette Collective.
Pogo thinks about the answer as a lightbulb seemingly pops up above his head.
Pogo: Because I am unbeaten in singles matches!!
Stitches: Errr, yes you are. But that wasn’t what I was referring to Pogo.
Pogo: I know it!! They cannot beat me in an arm wrestle competition!!!
Stitches: Well, I have to admit Pogo. That was creative, but…
Pogo: We kicked their……
Stitches: POGO!!!!
Stitches puts his big hand on the mouth of Pogo, who wanted to say a bad word that Stitches had taught him that wasn’t acceptable.
Pogo: I’m sorry Stitches, I just got so carried away. I mean, I felt so incredible after attacking them that I came up with the challenge.
Stitches: How did you get to that challenge actually??
Pogo thins about it as he nods his head.
Pogo: Well it’s actually very simple, men are often referred to the stronger sex. And you and I are also very smart. So I thought why not put the two together in our advantage??
Stitches ultimately cannot disagree with the idea of his little friend as the two share a few thumbs up towards each other.
Stitches: Well we do have a momentum going in our way, so we need to take advantage of the situation and beat them. Maybe we will get a title shot against S.E.X.
Pogo nods his head once more like a bobble head.
Pogo: I am going to bring my water balloons, air fresheners, my hand buzzer and many other clown tricks.
Stitches: Air freshener Pogo?? What for??
Pogo: One of them is called Chaos right?? A man who refers himself to be chaotic needs an extra dosage of clown magic that will “sting” him. Get my point??
Pogo winks at Stitches like crazy as if some killer bees has flown into his eye as Stitches lets out a sigh.
Stitches: You need to know that there will be a referee watching the match right??
Pogo: So???
Stitches: Well that is illegal Pogo, if you get caught you get disqualified.
Pogo once again looks at him as a deer looking into the headlights of a car.
Stitches: That means they win the match and we don’t get paid Pogo.
Pogo rubs his head, starting to think about a solution to the problem that Stitches mentioned.
Pogo: So what if I did it to his tag team partner??
Stitches: If the official catches you doing that to either of the two men we get disqualified Pogo.
Pogo: Darn!!! Back to the drawing board again I guess. So what about the other guy??
Stitches: You mean Reno?? Well both are quite accomplished competitors Pogo, we need to be on the top of our game to beat them. If you think that the Cassette Collective are good, these guys are probably even better.
Pogo: Well that isn’t so difficult, The Cassette Collective are terrible
Stitches: Uhm Pogo?? You do remember that this terrible team beat us right??
Pogo: Yeah, well they still haven’t paid the bill for another Whoopie Cushion. So in my book they are terrible!!!
Stitches: Right, okay Pogo. You better do some push ups okay?? Also I got you a jumping rope to…
Pogo: Rope?? Isn’t that an illegal object to use in our match??
Stitches face palms himself before letting out a sigh.
Stitches: It is meant to be an exercise Pogo, not to be used in the ring during our match.
Pogo: Okay, that makes sense Stitches. Even though I am very skilled when it comes down to ropes or strings.
Stitches raises an eyebrow, wondering what Pogo was talking about.
Stitches: Explain Pogo.
Pogo points at both of their rather large shoes as Stitches looks down, shrugging his shoulders as he still does not understand what Pogo is referring to.
Pogo: I was class champion tying shoe laces on my own and other clowns shoes Stitches!! I bet that I could fool them when they aren’t looking and tie their laces together!! That would be hilarious wouldn’t you agree??
Stitches is about to yell at Pogo, but suddenly starts to think about what Pogo was saying and starts to grin.
Stitches: That Pogo, could actually work. Plus I don’t think wrestling boots aren’t being considered illegal objects as long as they don’t take them off and whack someone with it.
Pogo: Who would want to do that Stitches?? I bet these two have smelly feet!!!
Pinching his nose as to emphasize the mentioning of smelly feet, causing Stitches being unable to keep a straight face as he starts to laugh. He quickly turns around as Pogo is curious what is going on as the only thing that he is able to see Stitches his shoulders going up and down while laughing.
Pogo: You alright Stitches?? I got some smell salt if you start to have issues with your nose?? I sometimes get it mixed up with normal salt, boy that really feels weird having salt shoved up my nose.
Stitches: I am fine Pogo, some fly flew into my eye.
Stitches says as he is lying to his little buddy, not wanting to make him feel awkward about his dumb but funny comment.
Pogo: Is that why you want me to jump with the jump rope Stitches?? So that I can execute a Hurricanrana on either men??
Stitches: Well…, I…
Pogo: I’m going to start using it right now!!!
Pogo runs off, leaving Stitches standing bewildered. Amazed about the sudden enthusiasm from his friend as he starts to scratch his head.
Stitches: I guess it wasn’t that difficult to find him something to be distracted with, instead of asking me questions every five seconds.
Stitches turns around as he is about to talk about his opponents when Pogo runs back into the shot with the jump rope as he is crying.
Pogo: Stitches!! The jump rope is broken!!!
He screams as he holds it upwards towards Stitches while crying clown tears, Stitches looks puzzled at the rope before turning its attention towards Pogo.
Stitches: Broken?? What do you mean?? Have you started to jump with it??
Pogo jumps up and down while holding on to the rope inside his small hands.
Pogo: See?? It’s not doing anything!!!!
Stitches sighs as he grabs the rope from his friend and starts to use it the way it should be, causing Pogo to stop crying and look at him with a puzzled look. After a few more times Stitches stops and hands the rope back towards Pogo, who reluctantly accepts it.
Stitches: See?? It is working quite fine.
Pogo shrugs as he tosses it to the floor.
Stitches: What was that for???
Pogo: I thought that by jumping around it would start to become a magic rope that I could use against our opponents this coming Monday. But now that I have to actually do all the work makes it pointless.
Pogo stomps on the rope before turning his attention towards Stitches.
Pogo: This is what I think of the Cassette Collective or these Chaos and Reno guys. I mean seriously, at least the Cassette Collective are silly. But those guys are silly and dumb!!!
He points at his head as Stitches raises his arms and gives up.
Stitches: Whatever you say Pogo, but it is time for you to call Jenny Myst and ask her if you can watch something on Disney+ Pogo.
Pogo shakes his head as he runs off in order to call Jenny Myst as the shot slowly fades.
We see the shot open to where Pogo and Stitches are in a grocery store for grocery shopping,/
Stitches: Time Magazine? Why in the hell do you want to read Time Magazine? Do you know how expensive that is??
Pogo scratches his tiny head, pushes the grocery list aside and looks at the magazine and notices the price tag for the very first time, causing him to look up at Stitches with a very innocent look on his face.
Stitches: No Pogo, that isn’t going to work on me.
Pogo spits in his hands, rubs it over the clowns hair and adds some puppy eyes that has worked in the past on Stitches. But Stitches crosses his arms and has a stern look on his face as he directs his arm back to the isle where they sell magazines, causing Pogo to lower his head as he grabs it and walks to the back.
Pogo: Don’t you dare run off without me Stitches.
Stitches: I would shudder the thought Pogo.
We see Stitches look over the grocery list that Pogo had dropped in the shopping cart as Pogo wanders off to the other magazines while moping.
Pogo: Well at least he doesn’t change sides like those damn Cassette Collective girls do, I mean seriously. Why can’t all girls be like Miss Jenny?? I mean she fits all criteria’s that Stitches taught me.
He lifts his tiny hand and puts up a finger
Pogo: One she is pretty, two she likes to play with dolls… and three, she likes the same cartoons that I do!! Oh and she is undefeated in title matches, just like me in singles competition.
He pats himself on the shoulder for a job well done as he gets to the isle of magazines, there he places back the magazine as he is about to turn around and head back towards Stitches. Only to stop as something has caught his eye.
Pogo: I didn’t know they had magazines for penthouses??
He stares at a copy of the latest Penthouse magazine what has a rather attractive woman posing on it as he looks at the price tag, noticing that it is not as expensive as the Time Magazine and walks off smiling.
Pogo: I bet Stitches won’t mind, besides I bet that this nice lady must have a very beautiful penthouse. Me and Stitches have always talked about redecorating our house like one, I bet with all the money we will be making we finally can do some arranging!!
He whistles happily towards Stitches, climbs on the cart as he drops the magazine and sits down again.
Stitches: What’s that Pogo??
Pogo: Oh nothing Stitches, just a magazine about Penthouses. And before you start, it is much cheaper than that Time Magazine.
Stitches scratches his head and shrugs.
Stitches: I have never heard of a magazine about Penthouses, but it sounds harmful.
We see Pogo and Stitches both singing and whistling their “Don’t Worry, Be Happy” theme song as they pick up the final objects on their grocery list as they head off to pay for it only to stand in a long line to do so. There we see an old lady look at the Penthouse magazine inside the cart of the clowns, causing her to look angrily at Stitches.
Old lady: You should be ashamed, buying filth like that while a child is around.
She hits Stitches with her purse before he could even respond, causing him to rub the side of his head after the older lady walks off after paying.
Pogo: What has gotten into her Stitches??
Asks Pogo as he looks at the older lady, who is trying to exit the grocery store while using a walking frame before turning his attention back towards his friend.
Stitches: I don’t know Pogo, she said something about being a pervert, I mean I generously allowed her to go first in line. But that is something I won’t be doing anymore.
Pogo nods his head as he gives his friend the clown a little thumbs up, only for Stitches to respond with a big thumbs up as well as the shot goes to black.
The shot returns where we see Pogo seated in his baby chair in the back of their old pink Cadillac, while Stitches is putting the groceries in the back of the car.
Pogo: Stitches? I think I have found out the reason why this magazine is far cheaper than Time Magazine.
We see Stitches closing the lid of the back of their car as he heads to the seat in front of the car as he sits down.
Stitches: Oh, why is that Pogo??
Pogo: Well first of all, if you call your magazine Penthouse wouldn’t you focus it solely on Penthouses and instead of some women that are even poorer than us??
Stitches looks at his friend through the rear view mirror while raising his eyebrow.
Stitches: How much poorer Pogo??
He sees Pogo suddenly lift up the magazine sideways as it flips open a few more pages before hitting hard on the breaks, nearly crashing into the same old lady with the walking frame. She looks over at him after having her arms in front of her face, as if that would protect her from a sudden impact with a car. There she recognizes the clown, causing her to fume with anger before noticing Pogo admiring the magazine. Causing her eyes to grow as wide as plates, starting to curse at the two clowns as Stitches quickly hits the reverse and drives off a different way from the parking lot while sweating bullets.
Pogo: That was fun!!!!! Do it again!!!!
Stitches: I nearly hit that old lady Pogo, that could have send us to jail!!! That is not funny for crying out loud!!
Pogo: Huh?? What are you talking about?? I was referring about this magazine.
Stitches turns to look back at his friend through the rear view mirror as he repeats the same thing with his magazine that he did a few moments ago.
Stitches: POGO??!!! What in the hell???
Pogo: Look Stitches, we should help this lady. She barely has any clothes on!!!
Stitches quickly turns towards another parking lot, grabs the magazine as he starts to check it out before rolling his eyes and sighs.
Stitches: Pogo??
Pogo is sitting in the back clueless, scratching the back of his head as he is wondering what just happened.
Pogo: Yeah Stitches??
Stitches turns around to look at him, holding the centerfold that Pogo was staring at of a clad clothed model
Stitches: This magazine is an adult men’s magazine, where women pose nearly naked. This isn’t about penthouses!!
Pogo looks clueless, scratches the top of his head.
Pogo: Uhm okay, but why??
Stitches: Why what Pogo??
Pogo: Why would adult men want to look at poor women?? I mean, sure they are beautiful and all. But shouldn’t they just start a fund me page to help them out??
Stitches face palms himself, taking a few deep breaths before turning his attention towards his little yet clueless friend.
Stitches: Pogo, these women are models who pose nearly naked because there are men that think it is attractive.
Pogo has a deer in the headlights look on his face not sure how to digest the information he just received.
Pogo: You mean….
He swallows out loud
Pogo: Is that similar to people who send me money to do weird pictures or vids for my fans only page???
Stitches thinks about that question for a moment before nodding his head.
Stitches: You could consider that similar Pogo yes.
Pogo scratches his head before rubbing his chin as if he is in deep thoughts, before suddenly having a wide smile upon his face.
Pogo: I got it Stitches!!!
Stitches: Huh what???
Stitches reacts with a sudden shock as he realizes that he was actually admiring the model before tossing it aside upon the passengers seat next to him. Pogo is so deep in his own thoughts that he had not even noticed the sudden reaction from his friend.
Pogo: It is quite simple if you think about it.
Stitches: It is?? I mean of course it is, is it???
Pogo starts to jump up and down upon his seat while waving his arms excitingly.
Pogo: I am going to make my magazine!!!
Stitches his eyes widen after hearing what Pogo had to say.
Stitches: A magazine??
Pogo starts to nod his head up and down very fast as if he is a bobble head, grinning wild as if he is seeing dollar signs.
Pogo: Play Clown!!!!!
Stitches hears the name come out of the high pitch voice of his friend, realizing that he is referring to copy cat version of Playboy. Shuddering the thought of the ideas that his friend may have.
Stitches: Are you going to pose for that magazine Pogo??
This causes Pogo to have a weird look on his face.
Pogo: Yuck no!!! I want to start a magazine where clowns can show the world the wonderful tricks that we can do, this is for kids Stitches!! I think that the old lady is right, YOU are a pervert!!!!
Stitches: No!!!!! I mean, I just mean.
But Pogo is waving his little finger not wanting to hear the excuses from his friend.
Pogo: It is okay Stitches, I guess you have your urges. But if you ever find your dream clown girlfriend then I am not going to do a double date with Miss Jenny.
This anger Stitches a little bit as he reacts angry.
Stitches: You aren’t even dating Jenny Myst!!!!
Pogo is crossing his tiny arms, moping to himself as the comment has clearly hit a sensitive spot.
Pogo: (moping) You are just jealous you haven’t seen The Little Mermaid.
The shot fades as the two clowns are heading home inside the pink Cadillac.
A press Conference gone bad.
We see Pogo and Stitches hold a press conference days prior to the next Monday Night Brawl, there they will be taking on the team of ICON CLAST. Both clowns are wearing their usual outfits tha they take to the ring, but have managed to rub gel into their clown hair as it has a kind of a Joker look. Pogo is seated in a baby chair on top of the Press table in order to be at the right height for the microphone.
Reporter 1: Hi Pogo and Stitches, I wanted to ask about your attack on the Cassette Collective. Do you have any regrets on what you did???
Pogo places his hand on the microphone while asking something in the ear of Stitches, clearly not wanting the press to hear what they are discussing. Stitches whispers something in Pogo’s ear as the little clown nods his head in agreement.
Pogo: We do regret the circumstances that has occurred at the last show
Reporter 1: Does this mean you want to extend an olive brand to the Cassette Collective??
Pogo looks puzzled at the reporter, clearly not understanding the meaning of the comment from the reporter, turning his attention towards Stitches. Only to notice that Stitches does not understand it either.
Pogo: Look, I’m actually allergic to Olives. Are you trying to get my hospitalized or something??
Reporter 1: Err no Pogo, that’s just another way to make peace with the Cassette Collective.
Stitches reaches over towards his microphone, gesturing Pogo that he is going to be taking this question for him.
Stitches: Now I do realize that Pogo may have caused more harm than truly intended, does not mean we are going to lower ourselves to do so. Besides, they clearly stated that they don’t want any apologies from us.
Pogo: We are the victims here!!!!
Stitches pats Pogo on the head, causing some of his hair to jump out of shape as we see some curls return.
Stitches: What Pogo is trying to say is that he has emotional issues concerning trust issues because of what they did to him, we both know that in wrestling we got to take “Bumps” as they apparently call it. But when he was forced across that knee and take a spanking, something popped.
Reporter 2: Wasn’t that his Whoopie cushion Stitches that popped??
Pogo: I got emotional…. Errr.. What was that again??
He asks as he looks over at Stitches, who smiles at him.
Stitches: Emotional issues Pogo.
Pogo: That what he said!!!
Reporter 2: Will these issues be a problem in your contest against Icon Clast?? The team who came close in their contest against S.E.X??
Stitches: We are aware that this team is a very capable team, but if you have seen what we just did to the Cassette Collective. We are a capable team to make it difficult for every team out there.
Pogo: YEAH!!
Reporter 2: What will your tactics be against this team of Gabe Reno and Chris Chaos??
Pogo waves his hands wildly before grabbing his microphone very excitedly.
Pogo: Me and Stitches got a plan!! We are going to…. Hmmpfffff
Stitches wraps his hand across the mouth of his little companion, whispers something into his ear before turning his attention towards the reporters with a big smile upon his face.
Stitches: You got to forgive Pogo, he is very new to this thing called wrestling. He sometimes forgets that TEAM TACTICS are meant to be secret for others. But yes, we got some ideas of how to counter them. We have studied their matches very intensively.
The two clowns continue to answer some more questions about anything concerning their match, their hopes of achieving etcetera and etcetera. Only to walk off the stage and head backstage where they walk towards the catering. There we see Pogo grab a Tuna sandwich, prepares to take a big bite when Pogo grabs it out of his little hands and hands him a Cheese sandwich.
Pogo: What did you do that for??
Stitches sighs.
Stitches: Because every time you take a bite out of the Tuna sandwich it spills all over your outfit, because you always hold it wrong.
Pogo giggles and nods his head as he forgot about that.
Stitches: And I don’t have a spare outfit for you with me, so you got to be careful with your clothes Pogo.
Pogo nods as he takes a bite from his Cheese sandwich, chews as long as it takes before swallowing the piece.
Pogo: Thanks for preventing me from telling the world that we got a secret weapon Stitches.
Stitches smiles as he nods his head before taking a bite from the Tuna sandwich himself.
Stitches: It’s alright Pogo, I have confidence that this match will have a different outcome than against those Cassette Collective.
Pogo scratches his head as he does not understand the confidence of Stitches.
Pogo: That’s awesome Stitches, but uhm. Can you please explain to me once again why and how??
Stitches takes another bite from the sandwich, wipes his mouth with the back of his hand.
Stitches: It’s quite simple Pogo, both teams did not win during their PPV matches, but at least we got momentum on our side because of our attack on the Cassette Collective.
Pogo thinks about the answer as a lightbulb seemingly pops up above his head.
Pogo: Because I am unbeaten in singles matches!!
Stitches: Errr, yes you are. But that wasn’t what I was referring to Pogo.
Pogo: I know it!! They cannot beat me in an arm wrestle competition!!!
Stitches: Well, I have to admit Pogo. That was creative, but…
Pogo: We kicked their……
Stitches: POGO!!!!
Stitches puts his big hand on the mouth of Pogo, who wanted to say a bad word that Stitches had taught him that wasn’t acceptable.
Pogo: I’m sorry Stitches, I just got so carried away. I mean, I felt so incredible after attacking them that I came up with the challenge.
Stitches: How did you get to that challenge actually??
Pogo thins about it as he nods his head.
Pogo: Well it’s actually very simple, men are often referred to the stronger sex. And you and I are also very smart. So I thought why not put the two together in our advantage??
Stitches ultimately cannot disagree with the idea of his little friend as the two share a few thumbs up towards each other.
Stitches: Well we do have a momentum going in our way, so we need to take advantage of the situation and beat them. Maybe we will get a title shot against S.E.X.
Pogo nods his head once more like a bobble head.
Pogo: I am going to bring my water balloons, air fresheners, my hand buzzer and many other clown tricks.
Stitches: Air freshener Pogo?? What for??
Pogo: One of them is called Chaos right?? A man who refers himself to be chaotic needs an extra dosage of clown magic that will “sting” him. Get my point??
Pogo winks at Stitches like crazy as if some killer bees has flown into his eye as Stitches lets out a sigh.
Stitches: You need to know that there will be a referee watching the match right??
Pogo: So???
Stitches: Well that is illegal Pogo, if you get caught you get disqualified.
Pogo once again looks at him as a deer looking into the headlights of a car.
Stitches: That means they win the match and we don’t get paid Pogo.
Pogo rubs his head, starting to think about a solution to the problem that Stitches mentioned.
Pogo: So what if I did it to his tag team partner??
Stitches: If the official catches you doing that to either of the two men we get disqualified Pogo.
Pogo: Darn!!! Back to the drawing board again I guess. So what about the other guy??
Stitches: You mean Reno?? Well both are quite accomplished competitors Pogo, we need to be on the top of our game to beat them. If you think that the Cassette Collective are good, these guys are probably even better.
Pogo: Well that isn’t so difficult, The Cassette Collective are terrible
Stitches: Uhm Pogo?? You do remember that this terrible team beat us right??
Pogo: Yeah, well they still haven’t paid the bill for another Whoopie Cushion. So in my book they are terrible!!!
Stitches: Right, okay Pogo. You better do some push ups okay?? Also I got you a jumping rope to…
Pogo: Rope?? Isn’t that an illegal object to use in our match??
Stitches face palms himself before letting out a sigh.
Stitches: It is meant to be an exercise Pogo, not to be used in the ring during our match.
Pogo: Okay, that makes sense Stitches. Even though I am very skilled when it comes down to ropes or strings.
Stitches raises an eyebrow, wondering what Pogo was talking about.
Stitches: Explain Pogo.
Pogo points at both of their rather large shoes as Stitches looks down, shrugging his shoulders as he still does not understand what Pogo is referring to.
Pogo: I was class champion tying shoe laces on my own and other clowns shoes Stitches!! I bet that I could fool them when they aren’t looking and tie their laces together!! That would be hilarious wouldn’t you agree??
Stitches is about to yell at Pogo, but suddenly starts to think about what Pogo was saying and starts to grin.
Stitches: That Pogo, could actually work. Plus I don’t think wrestling boots aren’t being considered illegal objects as long as they don’t take them off and whack someone with it.
Pogo: Who would want to do that Stitches?? I bet these two have smelly feet!!!
Pinching his nose as to emphasize the mentioning of smelly feet, causing Stitches being unable to keep a straight face as he starts to laugh. He quickly turns around as Pogo is curious what is going on as the only thing that he is able to see Stitches his shoulders going up and down while laughing.
Pogo: You alright Stitches?? I got some smell salt if you start to have issues with your nose?? I sometimes get it mixed up with normal salt, boy that really feels weird having salt shoved up my nose.
Stitches: I am fine Pogo, some fly flew into my eye.
Stitches says as he is lying to his little buddy, not wanting to make him feel awkward about his dumb but funny comment.
Pogo: Is that why you want me to jump with the jump rope Stitches?? So that I can execute a Hurricanrana on either men??
Stitches: Well…, I…
Pogo: I’m going to start using it right now!!!
Pogo runs off, leaving Stitches standing bewildered. Amazed about the sudden enthusiasm from his friend as he starts to scratch his head.
Stitches: I guess it wasn’t that difficult to find him something to be distracted with, instead of asking me questions every five seconds.
Stitches turns around as he is about to talk about his opponents when Pogo runs back into the shot with the jump rope as he is crying.
Pogo: Stitches!! The jump rope is broken!!!
He screams as he holds it upwards towards Stitches while crying clown tears, Stitches looks puzzled at the rope before turning its attention towards Pogo.
Stitches: Broken?? What do you mean?? Have you started to jump with it??
Pogo jumps up and down while holding on to the rope inside his small hands.
Pogo: See?? It’s not doing anything!!!!
Stitches sighs as he grabs the rope from his friend and starts to use it the way it should be, causing Pogo to stop crying and look at him with a puzzled look. After a few more times Stitches stops and hands the rope back towards Pogo, who reluctantly accepts it.
Stitches: See?? It is working quite fine.
Pogo shrugs as he tosses it to the floor.
Stitches: What was that for???
Pogo: I thought that by jumping around it would start to become a magic rope that I could use against our opponents this coming Monday. But now that I have to actually do all the work makes it pointless.
Pogo stomps on the rope before turning his attention towards Stitches.
Pogo: This is what I think of the Cassette Collective or these Chaos and Reno guys. I mean seriously, at least the Cassette Collective are silly. But those guys are silly and dumb!!!
He points at his head as Stitches raises his arms and gives up.
Stitches: Whatever you say Pogo, but it is time for you to call Jenny Myst and ask her if you can watch something on Disney+ Pogo.
Pogo shakes his head as he runs off in order to call Jenny Myst as the shot slowly fades.