ABUSE OF POWER! #justiceforartemis vs Kelly Taylor
Oct 27, 2023 21:30:37 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Oct 27, 2023 21:30:37 GMT -5
Artemis was serious when she vowed to protest the main event of Cannabis Cup’s 2nd extravaganza and try as she might the suffering artist was thwarted by a platoon of police and beefy security guards. It seems the brass in WGWF took her threat seriously after her successful protest at the doors of the Velvet Rabbit almost a month ago. She and Donatello were unceremoniously flung out the exits like a pair of drunken boozers from a bar.
Yet another example of abuse of power from the megalomaniacs Chris and Candice Page. Out in the nippy weather with their belongings thrown haphazardly around them, the duo scrambles to gather them up and find shelter at the hotel they had to foot the bill for since the Pages are cheapskates despite all their millions.
Or maybe the Pages didn’t pay for their lodging due to the negative publicity our hero and her muse have brought upon the establishment.
Donatello: How dare they! I haven’t been so humiliated and offended since that one guy thought I was a sickly boy stricken with mental affliction!
Artemis is already on the move, her artistic and brilliant mind calculating different plans in seconds.
Artemis: We’re not going to get the platform needed on the Brawl shows. The Pages will suppress us every time.
Donatello notices the faintest scratch on his hand likely from the fall while getting thrown out of the arena. He’s not used to such injuries and freaks out, jumping up and down and expecting Artemis to nurse it.
She is staring out of the hotel window at the bums and druggies wandering up and down the parking lot, oblivious to the trauma Donatello is going through.
Artemis: We need another outlet but something big too. We’re heading to Seattle for the next show so we need to do some digging before we get there.
She’s startled by her muse’s sudden intrusion and notices the wound on his delicate hand. She takes it at once and blows on it, easing the pain and causing hearts to form in Donatello’s eyes. His knees grow so weak he sits on the edge of the bed. Yes, he’s in love with her. A love that likely will never be returned.
Our courageous Artiste rummages her bag and retrieves some medical supplies then nurses his hand the proper way.
Donatello: Thanks.
She wags her head.
Artemis: No. Thank you, dearest muse. Nobody believed in me but you. My family and friends ghosted me in my hour of need, but not you. You keep me going, dearest Donatello. I will avenge this wound on your hand by wounding the Pages. I swear it.
She finishes fixing his hand and looks at him and how childlike he appears in the moment, so helpless in a way. It reminds her of someone who resurfaced in the news lately.
Artemis: Hmm. Seattle. Climate Pledge Arena. Greta Thunberg. Will she try to capitalize on such a big event like Brawl being held at that particular arena?
It’s a lead. The duo scours the internet on their laptops and her suspicions are spot on.
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Kelly, Kelly, Kelly. Congrats on being drafted to Smash at Cannabis Cup but then put on the Brawl roster with me. It seems the powers that be are treating you with the same disrespect as they’ve done me. Here we are, two young dynamic wrestlers being trampled underfoot and yoyo’d around. I would have gladly traded draft spots with you but no, of course, the Pages wouldn’t allow that. I still need to be punished for exposing them for being unmuzzled fen sucked louts.
And you need to serve their purpose.
What purpose is that? Hired gun. Expendable resource. Just like the Ramseys and Sam Chatman who they sent after me last time. They see your size and your hunger and know you will ask exactly how high they want you to jump if they tell you to jump. It’s already hard-wired in your DNA being the daughter of a prickly dad who yelled YES SIR and NO SIR for twenty years in the military and then bully-badged his way upon the good citizens of the land as a State Trooper.
You will be a good little soldier girl for the powers that be who are so drunk with authority.
But
SPOILER: You’re not moving up the card even in victory over me. You’re just a body. You’re just a tool. Just like your dad was. You’re a gullible newbie to the promotion and the sport as a whole, easy to manipulate into thinking there’s some grand reward for stapling me to the mat.
It’s going to be harder to do than you think.
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Say what you will about climate activist legend Greta Thunberg, but she brings the headlines regardless of which side of the fence you’re on. Greta, along with Amazon owner Jeff Bezos, have jumped on the chance to peddle their environmental ideologies amid the media attention aimed at WGWF and its stacked Monday Night Brawl card.
It’s at this moment we find Greta standing at a podium in the main lobby of the Climate Pledge Arena, the camera flashes dazzling through the air.
Greta Thunberg: This arena was the first publicly funded one of its kind, but lack of funding after the departure of the Supersonics left this venue barely standing aside from basic maintenance. Thankfully Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos, who’s with us here today, bought the naming rights among other things, and dedicated it to climate control awareness a few years ago. It’s now become the first net-zero carbon certified arena in the world. Its “Rain to Rink” feature collects rainwater for the NHL ice hockey rink. Its all-electric system uses no fossil fuels. It’s a 100% renewable energy powered property. Unfortunately in a few days, this will be the site of a professional wrestling event known as Brawl, whose owners are some of the biggest offenders of excess cruelty to our planet. One of their wrestlers reached out to us and is willing to take whatever backlash comes their way for being here today. Please give her a warm welcome.
“No Easy Way Out” by Robert Tepper plays across the venue because Greta and the gang wanted to give Artemis all the puffery.
The media uncork their flashes on Artemis as she arrives on stage looking straight stunning in audacious attire consisting of many bright colors, so artful and loud, complete with her signature eye patch to shield her from some of the ugliness in the world.
Her muse Donatello is swift behind her, carrying a large vellum board and a pack of crayons. Artemis and Donatello make their rounds shaking hands and extending pleasantries with Greta and the contingent of their ilk before the Artiste takes center stage on the podium.
Artemis: Thank you Greta and Mr. Bezos. It’s an honor to stand up and sound off against the evil powers of the world alongside you. Greta the Great has already sounded the alarm about the nefarious Pages' assault on the planet with their egregious use of climate-killing aerocraft and land borne vehicles, but allow me to shed light on different levels of their flippant underhandedness. I, a suffering and humble artist, who was once sought after by the esteemed art conglomerate, saw a chance to bring art and class to a sport so rife with violence, glorified drug use, and exploitation of young men and women's bodies in the sex trade.
The Artiste breaks from her words to fight back some tears. The media eats it up. There are already video bites being sent out across the social media realm about how a WGWF wrestler is getting emotional and blowing the whistle on the Pages.
Artemnis: And from day one the Pages have treated me unfairly. I staged a successful and peaceful protest at the doors of the Velvet Rabbit to bring awareness to the legalized form of sex trafficking being done there and now they’re determined to ruin me. They’ve gone so far as to draft me to their Brawl brand instead of letting me go to the Smash brand. I requested a trade and they denied it. They could wash their hands of me by sending me to that brand but they’ve refused. Why?
The news outlets murmur and the vibe is getting good. Artemis’s words are being gobbled up and will be used to paint an ugly portrait of the Pages.
Artemis: It’s easy to take someone’s word and run with it like it’s the gospel, so here is an objective truth about it all, not just about me either. Donatello, please.
Her muse jots down stuff on the giant board they’ve brought to “Barneyfy” it for the media. As he writes, she narrates, and it winds up like this.
Enchantra defeats John Blade - Dark, August 8th, 2023
John Blade gets world title match as reward for losing - Dark, September 11th, 2023
Enchantra angers PETA and goes M.I.A. - Brawl, September 11th, 2023
Artemis defeats ATARA RAVEN and two others - Brawl, September 25th, 2023
Artemis is forced to team with Enchantra - Dark, October 9th, 2023
Enchantra loses said tag match by getting pinned - Dark, October 9th, 2023
Artemis is forced to wrestle giantess Kelly Taylor - Brawl, in a few days
Enchantra gets a #1 contender shot at the Television Championship - Brawl, in a few days
Artemis: There you go. Proof. I’ve beaten superior competition than Enchantra has but she gets a contender shot and I get offered to a six-feet tall wrecking ball. I’m being oppressed! Oppressed I tell you! Oppressed!
Yes, Artemis omitted the detail about walking out on Enchantra in the tag match, but she knows the media isn’t gonna do their diligence investigating it.
Artemis: I’m basically Palestine and the Pages are the Israeli occupiers!
That earns major attention and more sympathy from the press who are now in a feeding frenzy.
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Like I said, it’s gonna be harder than you think to beat me. Oh yes, you’ve got the height and the strength, you step over the top rope to enter the ring which is just so very very impressive, and you even have maneuvers that most powerhouses don’t employ, which is a great change of pace from the norm.
The list doesn’t end there does it? Nope. You were treated unfairly by your parents because they favored your baseball phenom brother, so, of course, you cast your lot with a bum like Couch Pete Reid to make sure he is always outshined by you.
And naturally, you’re gay. What giant woman isn’t gay in professional wrestling?
Bravo.
Checks all the boxes to get a starting point in professional wrestling.
BUT
The downside.
ME.
You need oxygen to fuel those muscles, and the longer we fight, the more tired you will get. Being fatigued against me is like jumping out of a plane with no parachute and free-falling onto a frozen lake. You’re in trouble, Kelly.
You’re not a one-trick pony like other buffed bunnies, but I’ve got more tricks than you. I’ve shared the ring with Atara and the Ramseys, and win or lose I learned a lot in those battles. I can wear you out. I can take you down. I can beat you through the air and the ground.
I think I’ll finish you off with my Tower of Babel maneuver. I designed it in honor of Peter Bruegel’s masterpiece in 1563. The painting depicts his interpretation of the tower’s demise, which is from poor construction despite its outward appearance of unassailability.
Seems apropos, yes?
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The presser ends with Bezos's declaration.
Jeff Bezos: In light of these truths, I'm suspending the Pages Amazon accounts and their subsidiaries. It will be lifted when they course correct.
Media runs wild with it.