[J Mont/Benson] The SCALES are really tipped here! [FATMAN]
Jul 14, 2023 11:55:52 GMT -5
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Post by jmonttwizted on Jul 14, 2023 11:55:52 GMT -5
[When everyone thinks about the Barclay’s Center, all you ever hear about is how Jay Z sold out 8 consecutive shows or all the drama surrounding the Brooklyn Nets. You can pair up Alicia Keys, Drake, Snoop Dogg, Lil Durk, 50 Cent, and all the basketball games there, but nothing will compare to what is about to be showcased on Monday Night. The WGWF is coming to town with its go home show before the big PPV. And of course the show sold out in minutes once it was announced that JMont would be appearing in the Main Event. Say what you want, but the numbers don't lie. I think it’s time for another nickname for JMont.]
MAIN EVENT MONT
[Call it a rip off. Call it lame. Call it anything, but it's the TRUTH. Seems like every match he has been in the last few months has been Main Events and title matches. I guess the industry got smart and knew where the CASH COW was. And as much as he won't admit it, Chris Page knows that when JMont is around, good things are going to happen for the company. The same cannot be said for Fat Man Rotten. He wants JMont gone and out. Sent home in a Blaze of Glory. And who can blame him. From all the fat jokes to getting sprayed by a pee truck. And the best has yet to even come. There is a better chance of Chris Page sleeping with Atara Raven than Fat Rotten getting rid of JMont from the WGWF.]
[Which brings us to this great match set up by Page himself. I guess that JKO knocked some sense into him because I'm getting what I want AGAIN. Rotten in the ring and with a partner I can trust in Sonya Benson. The best of both worlds if you ask me.]
[Speaking of the best world, that is where JMont is as we speak. Home, cuddled up in the bed with the love of his life Mia. And you would think with an Alaskan King size bed, they would give each other a little space. Especially since it's a 108X108 in size, but they are cuddled up so close, they could be on the verge of having another child. As the time passes, there has been some small movement from both. A movement of an arm here, a kiss to the cheek there. Nothing could ruin this great evening, or could something?]
RING
RING
RING
[JMont’s phone is ringing at 3:01 A.M. Sitting on the nightstand, on the wireless charger stand, it continues to ring. One can only wonder who it could be at this crazy hour of the night. It could be Cousin Giuseppe drunk as hell calling about the wild night he had. Could be Austin calling because the twins are keeping him up. Shit it could even be Chris Page since he goes to bed at 8 P.M. at night. But all those answers are wrong. JMont hears the ring, but ignores it. But that sound is killing Mia. She elevates herself up out of the cuddle position, even dropping a light elbow to the head of JMont. She reaches over and grabs the phone. She was about to hand it to JMont, but she stops when she sees the name on the caller ID.]
SONYA BENSON
[Mia’s face changes from all lovey dovey to wanting to commit murder of the first degree. JMont is still chilling but has no idea what is about to happen to him. Mia gives no fair warning and hits the accept button on the phone.]
Mia: Hey Sonya, Joe's gonna have to call you back later. We're naked in bed and I'm about to ride that dick. [She presses the disconnect button without saying anything else, then looks at Joe and smiles.] Your girlfriend called, Babe.
[JMont looks up at Mia with a confused look on his face.]
Mia: I didn’t stutter babe. Your girlfriend called and I gave her a piece of my mind then hung up.
[JMont wipes his eyes and wonders if he is dreaming this scenario out or is this really happening to him. He then proceeds to look up at Mia who still has a look on her face of wanting to be the one that faces him in Hell in the Cell instead of Chris Page.]
JMont: Babe, what in the hell are you talking about?
[Mia keeps her composure so she can explain what went down.]
Mia: Your GIRLFRIEND just called you at 3 am.
JMont: I'm all yours, what are you talking about?
Mia: Sonya just called, probably trying to see if she could FaceTime you and see that dick.
JMont: Babe, there is nothing going on. This is all business, like I have told you a million times.
Mia: I get it, but calling at 3 am means one thing to us women who have a man. You want some DICK.
[JMont shoves his head back into the pillow because who wants to fight at 3 am about something that's not even happening.]
Mia: You can shove your head in a pillow all you want, but your not cuddling with me the rest of the night or morning or whatever fuckin time it is.
[JMont picks his head out of the pillow in shock at the verbage used by Mia.]
JMont: Baby, you need to calm down. I don't want Sonya. She doesn't want me. I love you. I'm going to marry you. We are just working as a team to take down Rotten and the rest of the WGWF. You know everything I do is all about business and that's it.
Mia: Seems she wants to get into the business of your pants.
JMont: Baby, you are the only one that is allowed to pull my pants down or unzip them.
Mia: I'm going back to sleep. I love you but that call at 3 am was totally unnecessary.
[Mia rolls over, not facing JMont anymore. Shaking his head, he makes the attempt to put his arms around Mia, but she pushes them away.]
Mia: This might be your ass, but it's CLOSED right now
[JMont turns himself over the other way. Now that they are facing opposite directions, they can get back to sleep. Mia, with her eyes closed, looks comfortable and at peace while JMont is laying there with his eyes open, mad at the world it looks like. He then places the cell phone back on the charger and closes his eyes in hopes of getting a few hours of sleep before Baby G wakes up.]
DING! DING!
[The sound of a text message goes off just as he closes his eyes. He grabs the phone quickly and turns the sound off and places it back on the wireless charger before Mia can say anything.
Mia: She must really want that dick you got. Big Dick JMont[JMont does the best thing he could do and stays quiet.]
5 HOURS PAST- 8 A.M. NOW
[As JMont wakes up from the dream that was really not a dream, he turns over to see that Mia is not in the bed anymore. Wondering where she is, JMont gets up and sits on the edge of the bed wondering if that really happened last night. Reaching over for his cellphone on the nightstand, he sees the text message that he blew off hours ago.]
Text Message from Sonya Benson: Hey Dick, i don't want your dick. I called because I had a great idea about the show and I was stoked to talk about it. Didn’t realize the time. Tell Mia, I'm sorry. Call me later on.
[JMont looks down at the ground. He knows he is on some kind of punishment and has to figure a way out. But the master of getting out of trouble will find a way. He always does. Mia is J Mont’s world and the only one that understands and gets him. Finally taking in everything that happened, JMont gets off the bed and starts to walk towards the door to leave the bedroom. And for the rest of the ladies in the world, all he has on is a pair of Green and Black Gucci boxer briefs that barely hold the package in. As he makes his way out of the room, he walks towards the kitchen. Mia is not here and it's quiet. Not even a sound from Baby G anywhere. JMont has no idea what is going on but opens the fridge real quick and grabs a red bull. Cracking it open and taking a chug before he rests his arms on the counter.]
JMont: [Talking to himself out loud.] Fuck my life. Like things just can't get any worse right now. There is so much going on and it's like if I go North, I should have gone South. If I went East, I should have gone West. But all 4 ways have someone waiting to take me out. I'm not scared of that at all, I just need to plan an attack that covers all of this.
[This whole time Mia is standing in the hallway with Baby G. Somehow the baby is keeping quiet and Mia is smiling.]
JMont: Maybe I should call up Stephen A Smith and hop on his show so I can do a Planning 101 and show everyone how things need to get done. No one else can be in my shoes and survive what I do. Right now, Monday Night is going to get very interesting. I go North, there is Peter Vaughn. I go South there Jim Caedus is. I go East, there is Fat Man Rotten. I go West, there is Chris Page. And yes, I said Page because he is the only other person around that is as calculated as me and I know he wants his revenge for that JKO that made headlines across the industry.
[Baby G starts to laugh and that gets the attention of J Mont who turns around to see his family.]
JMont: I thought you left with the baby
Mia: Nah, I got up a little early and just held her in my arms. Get some alone time with her since she is so attached to you. She is growing up so fast on us
JMont: She truly is. And I am sorry about last night. I didn't plan that at all, and Sonya even sent a text message right after apologizing.
Mia: I don't hate the woman, but she needs better respect and timing. I'm not saying I like you two together, but I understand why you are doing it. And she did pull me and Baby G out of the ring when Vaughn was going crazy zapping you and Donald Trump
JMont: She likes you and Baby G. She is happy for us. She has my back. I can't say the same for most others in the CCPE or WGWF
Mia: Well, you kinda did bring that upon yourself.
JMont: I haven't been that bad babe. I'm doing what's best for business, ratings and money.
Mia: You also have hurt friends and teammates along the way.
JMont: It hasn’t been that bad.
[Mia hands over Baby G and opens a drawer. Pulling out a notebook and pen, she looks at JMont.]
Mia: As you like to say, Class is in Session.
[Mia numbers the blank page 1-10.]
JMont: 10 things? You are using that movie and telling me there are 10 Things I hate about you?
[JMont laughs and even gets Baby G to bring out those cute dimples. Mia looks at him and wants him to get serious for a moment.]
Mia: Just listen to me and when I am done, you can speak your peace.
[JMont agrees and Mia starts to write stuff down, starting with the number 1 and making her way down the list.]
1- You decided you were too good to show up for the shows and miss a few months of action just to annoy James Raven.
2- You attacked Austin and Toddy in a mask to help your Brother Paul out so you could get a Tag Title Match at Wrestle Wars.
3- In April, you became friends with Sonya Benson which pushed a lot of people away from you.
4- You JKO Atara during her big match with Sonya.
5- You were egging on Austin #29 and Flowergate to just get a rise out of the wrestling world.
6- You snapped and broke GOTH’s Shoulder and Arm and just went Whoops!
7- You stole the WGWF World Title after the big War Games Match!
8- You JKO KIM, your Mecca stable mate and so called friend at the time.
9- You fat shame Rotten. You spray him full of urine with a Piss Truck.
10- You slap the shit out of Centurion knocking him out, followed by a JKO to one of your best friends Chris Cage.
[JMont digests everything Mia just wrote down and then looks at her with a face like…..WOW.]
JMont: I am impressed!Mia: About what?
JMont: All the knowledge you just dropped about what i been doing, and that's not even counting the other projects or feds i'm in. You're doing a lot better of a job then that Ticket person and most of the insiders.
Mia: Babe, I'm just trying to show you that you really need to be ready for anything Monday Night. I don't worry about you because I know you can handle yourself and always figure a way, but you have to be ready for anything. You need eyes in the back of your head.
JMont: I appreciate the love and support babe and i will always be there for you. I'm ready for whatever Peter and Jim have to bring.
[JMont hands over Baby G back to Mia.]
J Mont: I need to ponder a few things babe.Mia: That’s fine. I'm gonna go take a walk with Baby G. It’s so nice out. And by the way….put some pants on. That thick package is all mine.
[Mia gives JMont a big kiss as it looks as if they patched up the small issue from the middle of the night. Mia has a big heart for JMont and loves him with all of it. Her showing care and concern really means a lot to him. Just more of a reason to go out there and get the job done. And as Mia walks out the door with Baby G, and JMont is left in the kitchen alone, but that is how he wanted it to be for a little.]
[JMont chuckles as he pulls out his cell phone. He moves over to the recent calls and sees the name Sonya Benson. He goes to click it but the phone rings and great minds think alike, it’s Sonya Benson. He answers]
JMont: Yo, what’s up?Sonya Benson: (unintelligible garble)
[JMont is vexed. It might be Jim Cadeus calling him talking shit]
JMont: Shut the fuck up Jim. What have you done with Sonya?! I don’t even know what you’re saying. Get the flip flop out your mouth, boy.
[He puts it on speaker phone to see if that somehow makes it better. It does.]
Sonya Benson: Sorry about last night. I’ve been so laser focused on this stupid match I lose track of time. I legit thought it was earlier in the night. Holy crap I can’t believe I woke you guys up at 3 am.
JMont: It’s ok. I had to lay the law down to Mia. She wasn’t thrilled but she knows the drill. Just try not to do it again. Oh and hey what about that plan you said you had?
Sonya Benson: Ok so I had this dream. All my best ideas come from dreams I have. It’s a superpower. Call me Super Sonya. So in this dream we…
[She regales him about the dream they can turn into a plan and JMont busts out laughing. Sonya keeps going and J Mont is in hysterics.]
JMont: This is too good. Fat Rotten and those bitches aren’t gonna know what hit them.
Sonya Benson: Mmmhmm. Oh and I got a surprise for you. Facetime you now.
[What a coincidence, that when JMont accepts the Facetime call, Mia walks back in with Baby G..]
Sonya Benson: TA-DA! [Sonya showcases her ring attire for the big tag team main event match. Due to Facetime having up close picture fixed stations, the lens gets a good up close view of her “goods”.]
[She hands the phone to Norris who does a good enough job letting JMont see the special attire she has gotten. Benson does a few cute twirls as any girl would do when trying out an outfit for someone on such a big occasion. Mia doesn’t really see what he’s looking at but her eyebrows furrow nonetheless.]
J Mont: Ummm, that is very nice. They did some great professional artwork right there.
Sonya Benson: Did you get your package?
[JMont hasn’t checked yet so he moves through the large ridiculous sized kitchen. Mia follows behind, still unnoticed by J Mont. He gets to the door and yep there it is. He puts the phone down for a sec and opens the box up. His eyes go wide as he pulls out wrestling trunks with him and Sonya gloriously airbrushed on.]
Sonya Benson: We’re gonna be MATCHING! Come on. Who’s the coolest friend you have? Come on.
[JMont doesn’t know what to say as he sees Sonya on the screen doing the “give me praise” joking type gesture.]
JMont: I really don't know what to say. This is so unexpected. I really appreciate the thoughts and efforts that went into this. [Since when does JMont sound so professional? When you have a Mia standing by, you cannot get in trouble because she was one of the hardest hitting women in the LFL Football league. JMont does not need to get sacked before the big match.]
Sonya Benson: Best BFF ever!
[Mia has seen enough and, still holding Baby G, crashes the facetime party by snatching the trunks away]
Mia: I get why you two are working together, but my man is not gonna be wearing your face anywhere near his crotch area. If you want a Montuori DICK that bad, I hear his cousin Giuseppe is DTF. (Down to Fuck)!
JMont: I’ll talk to you later Sonya.
Sonya Benson: [just to play a prank on JMont] Okay buh-bye J mmmmm(moan) Mont.
[Benson giggles and hangs up quick as fuck]
JMont: Well, that was nice of her to think about our match and try to make us a well oiled team.
Mia: All she wants to do is oil you up and make a baby with you. I'm going to keep a good eye on her because I feel like she is up to something. She is really getting too comfortable with you. I think she is starting to get that high school crush on you and ready for a prom fuck.
JMont: Don’t be silly. She knows I'm all yours and that we have a wedding that is being planned as we speak.
Mia: Well, don’t forget that tomorrow we have to meet with Candice to go over a few things.
JMont: Just please make sure Page is not there. Anything could go down at this point.
Mia: If she wants her husband there, I cannot stop that.
JMont: Looks like things could go WEST here.
[Mia, still in shock at the gift Sonya sent J Mont, gives him a kiss because at the end of the day, TEAM MONT is always and forever. Baby G starts moving around because she wants to give her dad a kiss too. Everyone wishes they had a father-daughter bond like these two. Crazy part is, before you know it, she will be 1 and running all over the place. After a kiss from both his girls, they go back towards the bedroom leaving JMont alone once again.]
JMont: I love how all these General Managers love putting me in handicap matches. I think Page needs to ask Osh Vaughn and Tristan King over at the IIW about the last 3 times they did that to me. I won all 3 and even beat the former tag champs myself. But this time around, I have a partner I can trust and willing to go to battle. I really feel confident about this one. 3 on 2 doesn't mean shit to me. Me and Benson are united and working well together. Vaughn and Caedus wanna rip one anothers heads off. Especially since Jim sliced Vaughn and caused him to bleed in the Battle of Bannockburn costing all of us that match. And Jim, the bitch he is, sprayed me with mace because he is a PUSSY too scared to fight me.
[JMont takes a deep breath.]
JMont: Wait a minute. Once again, look at who is Main Eventing. Yes you have Main Event Mont, but you also have all CCPE members again minus Bastion Booger. As much as i hate to say it, we are always the one at the top of all the shows world wide, but that doesnt mean im going to shake their hands before or after the match. This is a WAR, or even a BATTLE. I didn't get a chance to finish like last time.
[JMont starts to pace around the kitchen. The thoughts are running wild in his head.]
JMont: You have 1012 pounds combined in Jim, Peter and Fat Man. Whereas me and Sonya are a combined 390. I call that a big ass difference. You take the Fat Man away, they are down to 412 which kinda evens the playing field. But weight or no weight, me and Sonya have a plan that we are going to execute. We are leaving with a win Monday night as we enter Summer Madness on a roll. Then the ultimate goal is to leave there with the TV and World Title and start the end of the summer Party.
[JMont walks over to the cabinet and opens it up. He sees a box of twinkies.]
JMont: I wonder if this is on the Fat Man’s diet menu?[JMont laughs and closes the cabinet as he makes his way down the hallway to join Mia and Baby G.]
“History is written by the winners- You are looking at them.”