Post by Deleted on Jun 3, 2023 20:19:15 GMT -5
A woman in Victorian Era attire sits in front of a classic middle ages rounded mirror.
"Mirror Mirror on the wall,
Who's the most Dangerous of them all?"
The glass moves like a water surface and shows Nick Danger being a badass all over the world and in heaps of different type matches. He's doing cray stuff and risky things in singles and in tags with Ace Skye. They're both cray cray and the fans love them.
"Mirror Mirror on the wall,
Who's the most contrary of them all?"
The mirror shimmies and shows Gerri Miller collecting championships like a duke collects land taxes. But it shows her bipolarism too. Very not good. The mirror gives glimpes of her being so nice one second then wanting to kill the person the next second. Like her separated man Derrick. He needeth a hug.
"Mirror Mirror on the wall,
Who's the most dominate of them all?"
The mirror activates and shows Kim Pain and the avalanche of memes she made out of Sonya benson after defeating, dominating, decimating, dismantling, destroying, demolishing, demoralizing, defaming, desecrating, discrediting, debasing, all the d words her a whole bunch of times the last few weeks or so.
"Mirror Mirror on the wall,
Who's the bitchesit of them all?"
It shows Sonya Benson.
"Mirror Mirror on the wall,
Who's the next champion of them all?"
Wilma's own face shows up and she is so full of mirth that she gets up and goes into a dance routine with ballet moves while a snappy old school middle ages song plays. She sings kinda but its kinda not singing its whatever that stuff is between that.
"Gerri Gerri Quite Contrary,
Fast you be. Slow to see.
I'll catch you once, You will catch me twice,
Up I go. Down you flow.
Creep and crawl and slither,
I'll be your sleep romance
Smiling like a killer."
She grabs a broom and does a artsy dance routine with it while continuing the performance.
"Danger Danger
Nick at day, Nick at night
Try you may, try you might
Rising Ace, Twists of fate
We could not, should not want to wait
I'll sweep the right, I'll sweep the left
Then I'll be headin' for the belt."
She breaks from her routine to do badass broom handle fighting moves.
"Sonya Benson, so offensive
Property of Pain, with no game
On your back, on your knees
You will always eat defeat
Games of War, your Pain's score
Bitchmade, bitchmade, forever more"
She skids to a stop and goes back to dancing with ballet.
"Bitchmaker Bitchmaker, O how you dare!
What color is Benson's underwear?
Can I have a lick, Can I have a hit?
Keep the title warm, Keep Sonya creamed
You're in for a Midsummer's Dream."
The song stops and we follow Wilma out of her castle where she does some yodeling and then a huge ass fucking dragon swoops in. She gets on him and points forward.
"Upon the Trident of steel and wood
I'll crush them right, I'll crush them left.
One month's time, it shall be felt
And I'll be leaving with that belt."
And we all live happily ever after.
The end.
"Mirror Mirror on the wall,
Who's the most Dangerous of them all?"
The glass moves like a water surface and shows Nick Danger being a badass all over the world and in heaps of different type matches. He's doing cray stuff and risky things in singles and in tags with Ace Skye. They're both cray cray and the fans love them.
"Mirror Mirror on the wall,
Who's the most contrary of them all?"
The mirror shimmies and shows Gerri Miller collecting championships like a duke collects land taxes. But it shows her bipolarism too. Very not good. The mirror gives glimpes of her being so nice one second then wanting to kill the person the next second. Like her separated man Derrick. He needeth a hug.
"Mirror Mirror on the wall,
Who's the most dominate of them all?"
The mirror activates and shows Kim Pain and the avalanche of memes she made out of Sonya benson after defeating, dominating, decimating, dismantling, destroying, demolishing, demoralizing, defaming, desecrating, discrediting, debasing, all the d words her a whole bunch of times the last few weeks or so.
"Mirror Mirror on the wall,
Who's the bitchesit of them all?"
It shows Sonya Benson.
"Mirror Mirror on the wall,
Who's the next champion of them all?"
Wilma's own face shows up and she is so full of mirth that she gets up and goes into a dance routine with ballet moves while a snappy old school middle ages song plays. She sings kinda but its kinda not singing its whatever that stuff is between that.
"Gerri Gerri Quite Contrary,
Fast you be. Slow to see.
I'll catch you once, You will catch me twice,
Up I go. Down you flow.
Creep and crawl and slither,
I'll be your sleep romance
Smiling like a killer."
She grabs a broom and does a artsy dance routine with it while continuing the performance.
"Danger Danger
Nick at day, Nick at night
Try you may, try you might
Rising Ace, Twists of fate
We could not, should not want to wait
I'll sweep the right, I'll sweep the left
Then I'll be headin' for the belt."
She breaks from her routine to do badass broom handle fighting moves.
"Sonya Benson, so offensive
Property of Pain, with no game
On your back, on your knees
You will always eat defeat
Games of War, your Pain's score
Bitchmade, bitchmade, forever more"
She skids to a stop and goes back to dancing with ballet.
"Bitchmaker Bitchmaker, O how you dare!
What color is Benson's underwear?
Can I have a lick, Can I have a hit?
Keep the title warm, Keep Sonya creamed
You're in for a Midsummer's Dream."
The song stops and we follow Wilma out of her castle where she does some yodeling and then a huge ass fucking dragon swoops in. She gets on him and points forward.
"Upon the Trident of steel and wood
I'll crush them right, I'll crush them left.
One month's time, it shall be felt
And I'll be leaving with that belt."
And we all live happily ever after.
The end.
