[JMONT] Learn Your Alphabet Mac! JKO- [Final Encounter]
May 18, 2023 21:40:10 GMT -5
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Post by jmonttwizted on May 18, 2023 21:40:10 GMT -5
[The Colonial Life Arena is the home of the Men’s and Women’s College Basketball teams of South Carolina. And on Monday night May 22nd, the WGWF is coming to town with Monday Night Brawl. Of course the capacity of 18,000 people is going to be a quick sell out because if you looked at the card, the Main Event has JMont. There hasn't been a game, concert, show or event that has taken part in this Arena with the impact of JMont. The closest thing you have is the Women’s basketball team that just won the NCAA Championship. Kudos to them for that great accomplishment. Which leads us into a comparison since the WGWF wants to take its show to South Carolina. When you look at the Main Event, you have 2 men that just don't get along and have two very different opinions on everything. You have Mac Bane, who is like the Men’s basketball team of SC. Gets a few wins, but nothing special. No hype. No media spotlight. No fan base. Then you have JMont, who is like the women’s team of SC. Just winning championships left and right. The hype train never stops. The media is 24/7. The fans love and hate him but want to see him. If this comparison is any indication of things to come, Mac Bane might as well roll himself into a ball like an armadillo and get the hell out of town. A real CHAMPION is here in South Carolina that everyone can be proud of.]
[But South Carolina is going to have to wait a minute because JMont is still in Las Vegas. And no, he is not there to party like a rockstar or spend thousands at the casino. Las Vegas is like a second home to him and Mia thanks to the Las Vegas Does football team. The moment Mia signed on to play football with them, JMont took the initiative and bought a place just so that himself and Baby G could be close to Mia and not away from her for weeks on end. You cannot put a price on love and family, and you can tell with that because JMont spent almost 5.5 million on this Turnberry Place Penthouse. Everyone knows he has it but it's something a lot of people haven't seen because it's the place that JMont and Mia call Their Privacy. The upper level balcony features a private heated swimming pool, an elevated jacuzzi with a surrounded glass balcony and dual sided fireplaces. You can only imagine the inside of this place, but we won't go into detail because we don't want to upset Mac Bane and his Big Lots living room set.]
[Looks like things are about to pick up with JMont laying down on his Tonino Lamborghini Casa Valencia Sofa. All White in color, with attached end tables at each end. But that is not the only thing that stands out. The whole wall in front of him is pretty much a TV. The Samsung 292 inch Ultra HD 8K Smart TV is on and a classic is showing at this time. And before we spill the beans, let's drop a few clues about that movie that also pertains to Mac Bane and JMont.]
If He Dies, He Dies!
You Can’t Win!
I Must Break You!
I See 3 Of Him Out There!
He Is Not Human, He Is A Piece Of Iron!
[OK, if you don't know what movie it is by now, then you've been living under a rock. The movie is at the end because you see Rocky with the onslaught of punches on the Russian. When finally, BAM! The Russian is down and that’s that. JMont stretches his arms back behind his head and that is followed with a yawn.]
JMont: One of the best movies of all time that is not Mafia or Italian related. Some people won't understand but the battle with myself and Mac is kinda like Rocky and the Russian. It’s a war that won't end til someone is down and out. The first battle, I laid out Mac with a JKO that he didn't get up from. The second battle did not go my way, but that's because of my brother PMont. And because of that, I have to hear Mac running around, telling everyone he popped my last man standing match cherry. Let me make one thing clear Mac. You didn't beat me on your own and you CAN'T beat me on your own. Who are you going to have come out to aid you this time? Peter Vaughn? Jim Cadeus? Kim Pain? I don’t care who you bring Mac because I am going to finally put an end to this war once and for all between us. And when all is said and done, you will at least get to enjoy yourself next to GOTH since he is FAMILY to you. Maybe you guys can share a vanilla sundae with hot fudge, whip cream, cherries and reminisce about how J Mont beat the holy hell out of you both. And make sure when you eat that cherry on top, you remember that you may have gotten me with that 10 count, but the Final Encounter is you eating your own words, which in this case is a cherry on top next to GOTH in a hospital bed.
[JMont finally decides it’s time to get off the couch and get some more work done. Everyone is gonna say that he should be training, watching tape on Mac, going over previous matches to fix any errors, but that's not JMont’s style. Doing what he wants has always been his way of life. But if you think J Mont is not ready for Mac, then you are truly dumber than Waldo Geraldo Faldo from Family Matters. JMont is more than ready for Mac, but is Mac ready for JMont? A question that is going to get answered on Monday Night, and 2 people who believe in JMont have just walked into the room. Mia, holding Baby G walks over to JMont and gives him a nice kiss. And not to be outdone, Baby G leans in too and gives her daddy a big kiss on the cheek.]
JMont: What do my 2 favorite girls have planned today?
Mia: Since it's such a nice day out, I was thinking about going to The Trigono Hills Park. Baby G always has fun on the small kiddie slides and the baby swings. Plus she loves the water and it has a small water park there with a nice walkway as well.
JMont: Do you need anything from me babe?
Mia: Just to stay out of trouble.
JMont: Me….get in trouble?
Mia: Do i need to go over your recent issues from Austin to Sonya Benson to Mac to Osh Vaughn and so on.
JMont: You make it seem like I have a lot of enemies and problems.
Mia: You have 99 problems but Mia ain't one, ok!
JMont: As long as you and Baby G are good, then I'm good.
Mia: But do not make me problem number 100 because that will be the day that I bury you in the hole back in NYC that you had done for GOTH.
JMont: Damn, look at the memory on you.
Mia: Just remember, that Zach Morris and Topanga Lawrence might have scored 1500 on their SAT’s, but no one has a memory like me. And I am also not forgetting about all the women that have been hitting on you from Cherry Cola to Sonya Benson.
JMont: Hey, what can I say? When you have a Monty Python, they all want it.
Mia: Well, if you ever decide to use that on another woman, just know that I got the hook up at the Velvet Rabbit for you.
JMont: What does that mean?
Mia: You will need all the extra additional income you can get because Baby G and myself will be expecting a nice pay out.
JMont: Well, thank god that's never going to happen or even be a topic of discussion.
Mia: I know that. But go enjoy your day and we will see you tonight.
[Mia leans in and locks lips with JMont. Baby G might only be 9 months old, but the expression on her face is like, get a room. As they separate, Baby G extenders her arms to JMont who picks her up and starts to throw her up and down. That laugh of hers is priceless and moments like this are what everyone misses. JMont is not as bad a guy as everyone portrays him to be. And now handing Baby G back to Mia, they head towards the front door. As they exit and the door closes, JMont heads back towards the couch. Guess it's time for another movie. But before he can get comfortable again, his next step was not what he expected as he hears the sound of A-B-C’s. Looking down, he notices he stepped on Baby G’s ABC and 123 Children's Sound Book. He picks it up and places it on the coffee table. As he takes a seat on the couch, a light bulb goes off in his head.]
JMont: We have been teaching Baby G lately about the alphabet and numbers and we know she is still very young, but you can never start too early. And speaking of teaching lessons. I know Mac has said he is going to teach me one that I will never forget this Monday Night. He said I crossed the line and there is no turning back all because of what I did to GOTH. Let me ask you about this Mac. Do you really think i give a fuck what you think? The answer is the same one you get everynight in the bedroom. NO! You think there is something that you can teach me inside the squared circle? There is nothing that you can teach or show me that I haven't done or accomplished already. I am only taking this match for 2 reasons Mac. One because Chris Page booked us in the Main Event and the other is just to finally shut you the fuck up already. You just love to hear yourself talk. Just do us all a favor and walk into the bathroom, close the door and look into the mirror. Talk all you want then because the only person that truly gives a shit about anything you say is that ugly fuck on the other side of that mirror.
[JMont looks over at the Children’s book again.]
JMont: I think it’s time Mac to teach you a lesson. Of course, I'm going to teach you a new lesson in that ring with the MMA training I've been getting from Jon Bones Jones. Just ask GOTH how that went for him?
SNAP!!! CRACKLE!!! POP!!!
JMont: Now his shoulder and arm have something in common with Kellogg’s Rice Krispies.
[JMont has a sudden urge for cereal now and that's just crazy. The reminder of breaking a man's shoulder and arm results in getting hungry for cereal is just insane. But JMont walking to the kitchen with no shits or remorse given, opens the cabinet and grabs The Wheaties.]
JMont: Sorry Mike. But I am the GOAT. Yeah, Fuck You Too Raven!
[JMont starts to pour The Wheaties into a bowl. Now closing the box and putting it back, he walks over to the fridge and grabs the milk. Pouring that on top of the cereal until he feels it's enough. Placing the milk back into the fridge, he then opens the draw to grab a spoon.]
JMont: DJ Mont in the house. [Wishing he was as good as Steve Aoki.] I wanna be, I wanna be like J Mont. Oh, if I could be like JMont. Wait, I am JMont! HAHA! Fuck you Jordan. I'm going to take your song and get with DJ Khlaed to do a killer remix. Show you how to really do things. And then after i beat Mac, i'll make him get on stage and sing the remix that he wants to be like JMont.
[Now grabbing his bowl of Wheaties and the spoon, JMont heads back to the couch. As he sits down, he notices that ABC Children's Book again.]
JMont: I just cannot get it out of my head that Mac thinks he is going to teach me a lesson. The long line of people that have said that same comment are long gone from the business because of me. I'm guessing that Mac wants an early retirement and I can provide that for him. Not sure how well the WGWF pays out when you retire but I hope he saved some of his money. I could start a GO FUND ME ACCT for Mac to help him out when I end his career Monday Night. And what a shame because he has a chance in the IIW to be the next International Champion there. A title I NEVER LOST so, let me remind you of this Mac. If you somehow make it to that match and win that title, you're just a paper champion. Until you defend that title there and beat me, you will be nothing then just carrying around a title i never lost. And as a matter of fact, i think at the end of the day Mac, you want to be JMont. Just like the remix of the song before, you want to be me. You can't keep my name out of your mouth. You always pop up wherever I go. You want to win the J Mont Invitational and get the title I never lost. Not only do you want to be me, I think you're crushing on me. You better not get that ‘MCM” Man Crush Monday bullshit on me in the ring Monday. I'm warning you right now Mac.
[JMont takes a deep breath and after he does, he looks down at that ABC Children's Book once again.]
JMont: I think it’s time Mac that you realize I'm the teacher, and you're the student. You are not superior to me and never will be. You got lucky one time. Your like that fat kid in college who never gets laid, but the hot blonde needs a 15 page paper done and in return, she will fuck you. So, the fat kid got lucky one time. Sounds just like you. But now is the time, I'm going to teach you a lesson. You are going to learn that no one and I mean no one spits game better than JMont. And your lucky im happily taken because if I wanted Amber, I could have her. But, let me get back to the course I am about to teach you. I know you have landed on your head a shit load of times, so I'm going all the way back to kindergarten to remind you of how the alphabet goes.
“A good education can change anyone. A good TEACHER can change everything.”
JMont: Class is now in session Mac. Sit down and re-learn your ABC’S BITCH!
[JMont puts the bowl of cereal on the coffee table and then leans back on the couch. Getting comfortable because he is about to school Mac on the 26 letters of the alphabet.]
A- ASSHOLE
B- BITCH
C- CHEATER
D- DICKHEAD
E- ENVIOUS
F- FOLLOWER
G- GAFFE
H- HIDEOUS
I- IDIOT
J- JMONT’S BITCH
K- KLUTZ
L- LOSER
M- MORON
N- NEGATIVE
O- OAF
P- PARASITE
Q- QUEEN
R- RUDE
S- SHITHEAD
T- TRAITOR
U- UGLY
V- VULGAR
W- WEAK
X- XENOPHOBIA
Y- YUCK
Z- ZERO
JMont: Now Mac knows his ABC’S, next time wont you sing with me? HAHAH Fuck you Mac. The lesson you learned here is pretty simple if you ask me. 26 Letters. 26 Words that describe MAC. Not only did I give you an education with school but I also gave you an education about yourself. Some people might be scared to tell you how it is, but I'm not one of those people. I have no filter and could give 2 shits about what anyone thinks about what i say. But I want you to go back and look at those words back. They describe you to a T. You get it?
[JMont laughs at his own joke, but if he ever wanted to give up the wrestling world, the comedy stage would always welcome him because of his humor and personality.]
JMont: And Mac, when this is over, I will make sure everyone remembers the name. MAC BANE!
M- Montuori took Bane down for a SECOND TIME!
A- Amber is NEXT!
C- Calf Crusher BLOCKED!
B- Bane is a BITCH!
A- Always wishing he was J Mont!
N- Never beating JMont AGAIN!
E- End of the Road by Boyz II Men as a Tribute Song to you Mac!
JMont: I can go all day Mac. You barked up the wrong tree. You're like a Pug and I'm a Rottweiler. Just stupid decision to come at me, Mac. You're coming into this battle all wrong. You're making this personal and that is going to be your downfall. You got too many emotions involved in this match. You wanna talk about family like your Dominic Toretto. We aren't racing cars Mac. We are fighting until I hear that ref go 1-2-3 with my arm raised after. You can dedicate this match to GOTH. Tell your family you are doing this for them. All you are doing is setting everyone including yourself up for failure. Once they see you laying next to GOTH in a hospital bed, they are going to realize that fucking with J Mont is a very bad decision. Who is going to come after me next? Amber? Kim Pain? Kat Jones? Melissa? Sounds like a bunch of bitches i could have if i want, but i don't. I will let cousin GIuseppe choose the one that he wants to spend the weekend with and dip some Italian into them and show them just what the Montuori family is all about.
[JMont gets up off the couch and grabs the bowl of cereal with the spoon. Walking back towards the kitchen, he places it in the sink.]
JMont: Let’s see how long it takes until Mia yells at me about this being in the sink.
[Now realizing he left his phone in the bedroom, that is his next stop as he makes his way down the hallway. And with a turn to the right, he's in the master bedroom and sees his I Phone on the nightstand charging.]
JMont: Things have to come to an end Mac. Monday Night, May 22nd is when this all ends.May 22nd is an important day for a lot of historical events that happened. Maybe this is yet another lesson I'm going to have to teach you since I'm the one with the brains between us. Do you realize that the Battle of the Granicus happened? Or that the War of the Roses started? Better yet, back in 1761, the 1st ever Life Insurance policy in North America was issued in Philadelphia? And what a coincidence this is. Same date, different year and you may have to use your life insurance policy, or should I say Amber will have too. And who can forget that in 1803, the first US public Library was opened. Who needs a library Mac when I'm spitting all these facts at you. You came at me and now I'm coming at you full force. Nothing is being held back. And the newest addition to the May 22nd record books is going to be the end of Mac Bane at the WGWF Monday Night Brawl. Look at the bright side of things Mac. At least you will be an answer to a trivia question in a sports game.
Question: When and where did the career of Mac Bane End?
Answer: WGWF Monday Night Brawl in South Carolina on May 22nd, 2023.
JMont: You can thank me for that Mac. And while Chris Page wants to call this match….
THE FINAL ENCOUNTER
JMont: I am calling this………….
THE FINAL COUNTDOWN
JMont: The hole I dug for GOTH in New York City is big enough for the both of you Mac. Goth is already on his death bed being all depressed and talking out of his ass with cryptic tweets and comments. He just needs to be put out of his misery and once I get done with you, I will stop by and do just that. Then I can take you and him to the hole, throwing GOTH down first. Then I will throw you next because I don't want you looking up. I want your last vision of looking up to be when you see my hand raised and you know that it's all over with. The JMont Empire stands tall and strong. Do yourself a favor Mac. You still have time before Monday. Get all your passwords for everything to Amber. Make sure your insurance is up to date. Make sure there's money left for the family because with you gone, there will be nothing coming in but memorial cards. I hate it had to come to this Mac, but you crossed the line and made things PERSONAL! I was just doing my job when it came to GOTH! Now you are going to have to suffer because you are sticking your nose in my business. Just when I thought things with us were getting a little smoother, you had to take this shit off road. Now you are about to get run over worse than a squirrel by a Ford Excursion. Main Event JMont is about to send a message not only to you, but to the rest of the WGWF, mainly Peter Vaughn and Jim Caedus. No one is safe as long as I am around. Doubt me? What I did last show is nothing compared to what is about to happen. Mac Bane will be used as the example as to what will happen to everyone when they get into that ring with me. When I am done with you Mac, my next stop is that WORLD TITLE!
[Before he can say another word, he hears his phone going off with a ringtone that fits him perfectly. “All I Do Is Win” by DJ Khaled. He sees the caller ID says Wifey Mia with a picture of her popping up. He quickly answers the call.]
Mia: My car wont start love. I filled it up before we came to the park too. So, I know it has gas.
JMont: I will be right there. Stay close by and watch your surroundings. Love you.
Mia: Love you too.
[JMont ends the call and in a panic, he grabs his Gucci wallet and keys as he sprints for the front door. Opening the door quickly, he is gone before you know it. The door slowly closes and that's another reminder for Mac that the door is closing on his career as well come Monday Night.]