Post by Samuel Chatman on Mar 11, 2023 22:11:32 GMT -5
Clowns Belong In The Circus
Samuel Chatman is performing volunteer work, and he chose to volunteer for the UniverSoul Circus. He punches 150 Ralph D. Abernathy Blvd, Atlanta, GA 30312, into the GPS. The MIL cameras are in the car with him recording him. They pull onto I-75.
🐺 Samuel Chatman 🐺
“What up, y’all. Today, Daddy is volunteering at the UniverSoul Circus. They are getting ready to entertain the masses starting on March 24, 2023. They are going to be celebrating 25 years of entertaining the masses. I wanted to be a part of this historic opening. I am excited to take my daughter so she can see an event that I enjoyed while I was growing up. I think that it is appropriate that you all are sharing this experience with me because, on Monday, we will be in the circus known as the WGWF.
It's a circus because it’s full of fucking clowns. The biggest two are Damage and my opponent, “Marvelous” Mike Mason. I don’t even see what is so marvelous about him. So what he has muscles, most of us do. A physique doesn’t impress me because I have a great body, but it’s the skill that matters. The only skill that I’ve seen from him is taking a bag of dicks from Cholo, embarrassing the shit out of him in front of millions of people.
Then the “marvelous” one ended up losing when it counted the most and is out of the Intercontinental Championship race. Now that he has been exposed for the chump that he is so, they stuck him with me, and I have to carry the show opener. It is an honor to open the program because everyone knows you start your show strong, and you end it strong. The world has seen me deliver time and time again, so it’s no wonder that I’m going to be the first person they want you to see when Brawl comes on the air.
Mikey, I know that you are coming off a significant loss and you are looking to redeem yourself, but this isn’t your night. You are just a punk-ass clown that flexes his arms and thinks the world should bow down at your feet. I don’t bow down to anyone, so you can miss me with that bullshit. I know that you are praying that Damage interferes in our match to make this an even contest because that’s the only way that you have a shot at winning.
Well, I have news for you, Damage better concern himself with his match with Goth. That is, if he actually shows up, I am living rent-free in his head, and he is so worried about me and his one fan that he can’t function. I know that you two are looking at me to be the circus ringleader, and I don’t mind doing that because that proves my point that I am at the top. I’m the dude that is at the top and tells all the other clowns and animals what to do. I’m the one the people pay to see.
If you don’t do exactly what I tell you to do, I’ll be there to whip your ass and keep you in line. This is my show, this is my time, this is my spot, and you are just a feature on the track. I know that you are cocky, so I’m sure when you say what you have to say to the masses that you will crack your jokes and brush me off, but I welcome that because it will make it that much more satisfying when I crack you in the mouth. Best believe I’m going to ensure that this match is just as good as the main event. It definitely will be better than anything Damage is going to do. But we all know that showing up for the match is half the battle. Damage doesn’t have a good track record of showing up for his matches. He runs a little scared at showtime.
I don’t need you to be scared of me, Mikey; I just need you to show up and let me take the lead. If you do that, we will put on the match of the night. If you step out of line, I’m going to make you look like the clown you are. Trust me, Mikey, I can wrestle a broom and make it look good, so rest assured, I got this. When it’s time for you to stay on the mat for the three count, I’ll let you know. I’m here for you.”
They pull up to the parking lot and get out of the car. They walk up to the entrance and are greeted by the owner.
🤡 Owner 🤡
“Hi, are you Samuel Chapman?”
🐺 Samuel Chatman 🐺
“Hi, my is Chatman, but that is a common mistake. I’m happy to be here with you today.”
🤡 Owner 🤡
“My mistake, Mr. Chatman.”
🐺 Samuel Chatman 🐺
“It’s cool. What do you need me to do?”
🤡 Owner 🤡
“We were hoping that you would be our Master of Ceremonies on night one.”
🐺 Samuel Chatman 🐺
“I would be honored; I’ll get some good practice on Monday Night Brawl.”
🤡 Owner 🤡
“Feel free to go inside the Big Top and make yourself at home.”
Sam walks inside the tent and sees the hustle and bustle, and it really reminds him of watching the ring being set up for a WGWF show.
🐺 Samuel Chatman 🐺
“This right here y’all. This is it, this proves that Daddy is a showman and the people want to see me. That’s why Mike Mason should be thanking the wrestling gods that he has me to carry him in a match. The only reason he has ever been in the show opener or the main event was because he was part of a tournament for a championship opportunity. It wasn’t because he was good; it was because Cholo had to carry his big ass around, and let’s be honest, we watched because we knew Cholo was going to show him up every time they appeared on television.
The same way people watch me and Damage because they know that I am his better, and hopefully, he will learn a thing or two about showmanship by working with me. If it wasn’t for me, he would never have appeared on the Wrestle Wars 8 card. Damn, I need to rethink my moniker because I am carrying a lot of dead weight in the WGWF. But I was built for it and built for this. Damage, keep your nose out of my business, and I’ll make you a star with whatever Goth leaves for me to work with. I have a plan in place if you get to feeling a little froggy, and I promise you won’t like it. All right, boys and girls, that’s our time, but remember one thing, clowns belong in the circus, but I’m the ringmaster.”