Sam vs. Aunt Clara vs. Him Downstairs
Feb 25, 2023 23:12:39 GMT -5
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Post by Samuel Chatman on Feb 25, 2023 23:12:39 GMT -5
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Samuel Chatman: āI just got released from the WGWF doctors, and I think itās utter bullshit that I had to even go to them when Iāve been cleared to compete by my doctors after my PHW match on Valentineās Day. Letās face it; Mark Flynn is so arrogant that he didnāt even know that I competed in that show, and he probably only based his assessment of me off of this last show here in WGWF.
That was his first of many mistakes when it comes to me. Sure, he has earned the right to be the number one contender for the WGWF Heavyweight Championship, and that is a guaranteed slot for him, but that doesnāt mean that he gets to dial it in when it comes to Samantha Voxx or me. Sammie has had a rough go of it when it comes to her debuts, and I think if she werenāt sandbagged with a deadbeat partner, she wouldāve finally shown the world what she was capable of at the PHW showcase. Sadly, that wasnāt the case, and she took yet another āL,ā but she is the Queen of āLāsā at this point, so she is used to it.
I took an āLā at that show, but that was because I gave you my all at the last Brawl and made the mission happen. I gave what was supposed to be gave when I leaped off of that truck. That was the highlight of the night. You loved it, and Damage hated it. I dare another bitch on this roster to pull that off and walk away from it. We all know Damage canāt. Mark Flynn is good at flapping his beef suckers at the commentary table or wherever there is a hole in a bathroom stall.
Flynn has had it easy based off of his reputation of the past, but that is the problem with these old heads; they are all about their glory years, and for whatever reason, the younger generation subscribes to this notion that they have to bow down to these fossils. I donāt subscribe to that at all. Iām not a filler match, Flynn, and I pray that you think thatās all that I am. Because I kick bitches like you off of the yellow brick road. You arenāt gonna reach Oz now bitch. So you ain't getting it whether you need a brain, a heart, courage, or even a trip home. Iām the wizard that is going to turn you into a flying monkey when I see you.
I didnāt forget you, Samantha Voxx. Are you even a factor in this match? Is this another āwitchy defeat?ā Are you folding your arms and blinking when you should be twitching your nose? Is that the issue with you? At this point, the question isnāt whether you are going to win; itās how you will lose. If I lose this match, itās because you are going to be the one that is pinned or submitted. I love that you are all about magic, but your magic reminds me of Aunt Clara from Bewitched. When you step out on the stage, I hear that boink noise.
You better not make this match end early as fuck. Who am I kidding? I may as well be in a handicap match at this point. Flynn is gonna focus on you, and I am gonna have to keep saving your weak ass if I want the match to keep going. Iām also going to have to watch out for that decaying fossil, Damage, who will undoubtedly try to take me out. He thinks Austin took me out at PHW, but here I am, healthier than John Cableās knee and ready to have a muthafucking wrestling war.
Side note, John, Iām still genuinely concerned, like I said on Twitter. Hit me up, buddy; we have much to discuss. Flynn, letās face it, the match is really gonna come down to you and me. Iāll let you light Voxx up, and when Iām bored with that, then itās you and me. Box her ears for all I care, donāt go for a pin or a submission, and we're cool. Iāll stand back and watch it all. Donāt get all huffy, Voxxy, you know you are the weakest link in this match, and that aināt because you are a female. Let me get ahead of that narrative real fucking quick.
There are plenty of badass females in this game that can hold their own in any match against any competitor. I love that shit, honestly; look at who trained me, Ivory and Jacqueline, and I got to meet Chyna. I see exactly why she is Toddyās she-ro. From what Iāve seen of Flynn, heās off drinking with an Elvis and jacking off the one beside him in the booth. Donāt worry, boys, including his love handles; there is enough Flynn to go around the Elvis posse. Heās the #1 contender, so that means heās good at what he does.
This is the part where I take my foot off of your neck Voxx, but donāt go anywhere cause Iām not done with you yet. I wonder if thatās what you hear when your opponents decide to break the count to keep punishing you during a match. Will I say that exact phrase when I have you incapacitated at Brawl?
Oh, let me insert some bullshit filler about what a tortured soul I am so I sell the story moreā¦Yeah, no! Fuck you, and fuck that. If you want to know me, google me bitch, Iāve been in this business since 2009. I donāt owe you shit. The only thing I owe is a clear and definitive ass-whooping on Mark Flynn and Samantha Voxx. If you want to know about me, look up ZXWWF, UGWA, IWF, GZWA, AGW, F2B, PHW, and WGWF. My record speaks for me.
Mark Flynn, you may be the #1 contender, but Iām going to make sure that you are the #1 Chump when this match is over. Iām softening you up because I want the CCPE stable to stay on top. After all, when John Cable stops fucking around, and we get The New Breed Foundation off of the ground, we will revisit this moment, and I promise to be the one to take you out. Whether you are SAGA or CCPE, you will be my bitch. If you are neither, I will seek you out at a supershow to remind you that I am better than you in every way.
I hope you feel safe and secure right now; thatās what I like my prey to think before I sink my fangs into them and rip them to shreds. Oh, I didnāt forget you, Voxx; given what weāve seen of your magic as of late, Iām not worried about a spell you can cast; you remind me of a Stevenās toddler with accidental magic. You might sneeze and bounce off the ropes into a snap DDT. I have to watch your clumsy ass in the ring. I know you are going to be the one that costs us this match, but I donāt like to lose. If you screw it up, which we all know you will, know that Iām coming for you.
Damage, donāt get too comfortable; I didnāt forget you, lil big fella; we have a date a WrestleWars8; you werenāt booked, so you canāt claim momentum going into this match. Meet me at Dark, if you about that life. I aināt ever scared. From the back to the middle and around again, Iām gonna be there to give you 100 percent of an ass-whooping. But I owe that to Flynn and Voxx. Maybe they will get your name and graphic right this week, Voxx, so that you can feel like an actual competitor in this company. Ha! I could sit here and shade these bitches down for the rest of the day, but I got my daughter to think about. Flynn, get with your Elvisā and Voxx; get withā¦poor Sammie. Oh well, Daddyās got shit to do. Later.